Session Start: Sat Jul 06 00:00:09 2002 [00:00] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:00] *** CptThomas sets mode: +o Majel [00:00] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:00] *** AnuWan is now known as Anarfis [00:00]  Now in OFF mode. [00:00]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:00]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:00]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:00]  BRUSHIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  FLOURIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  GLEAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  MEMORIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  METEOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  TEFLON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  VACUUM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:00] (notice I kept the '47' in, heh!) [00:01] *** EofTupeS has joined #sevtrek [00:01] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v EofTupeS [00:01] Hiya, E! [00:01] Hallå! [00:01] Nice timing :0D [00:01] hey E! :) [00:01] Hi all [00:01]  Wizzard asks about BRUSHIN  [00:01]  "She takes a BRUSHIN and keeps on flushin'.
" [00:01] * Anarfis coughs [00:01] Howdy doodly E! [00:01] *** Anufus is now known as Nemi [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] *Can't remember comp* [00:01] cut [00:01] SevTrek [00:01] E: 'Pristine Voyager' [00:01] I know htat much [00:01] Oooh [00:01] cut [00:01] Thanks [00:01] cut [00:01]  BRUSHIN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:01]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:02] no really people. it's too crowded in here. i'm off. [00:02] np! [00:02] It's cut, Gym~ [00:02] bye woohoo! [00:02]  Wizzard asks about FLOURIDE  [00:02]  "FLOURIDE in the hull plating and a regular brush with disaster.
" [00:02] lol, e [00:02] Bye, Bex! [00:02] cut [00:02] Bye? [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] Bye Bex [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] what?! Woo! [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] neutral [00:02]  FLOURIDE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:02]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [00:02] you start a multiconvo and then you complain that it's too crowded in here?! [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Psyche [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Zozzy [00:02] yo, itay... would be nice talking to you some day.. when will you be around (quick question)? [00:02] Huh? [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Nemi [00:02] Hey, you started early! [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v assassnarf [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Anarfis [00:02] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v e_of_narf [00:02] E-mail me, I'm always there. [00:03] thanks wizz! [00:03] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v WooHoo [00:03] * Zozzy has to go :( [00:03]  Wizzard asks about GLEAM  [00:03]  "In space, everyone can see you GLEAM
" [00:03] bye Zozzy [00:03] bye bye :'( [00:03] cya [00:03] See ya, Zozzy! [00:03] sozz zozz! [00:03] cut [00:03] Nemi: i draw the line at ca 8 people. [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] bye zozz [00:03] byeeee [00:03] neutral [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] *** Zozzy has left #sevtrek [00:03] cut [00:03] oh [00:03] I think i will, e. [00:03] cya all. [00:03] cut [00:03] well.... ciao... I guess *snif* [00:03] byes [00:03] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:03] Will miss 'ya [00:03] Too late, dnagit. [00:03]  GLEAM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03]  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [00:04] Next one! [00:04] *** Wizzard sets mode: -v ThunderDragon [00:04]  Wizzard asks about MEMORIES  [00:04]  "Regenerative plating and degenerative MEMORIES.
" [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] neutral [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] (what the heck is it supposed to mean? *scratches head*) [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] it means "stupid viewers" :-) [00:04] LOL! [00:04] Degenertative means it degrades with time [00:04] (or writers!) [00:04] ooooh... why didn't they just say so then? :p [00:05] aye [00:05] cpt: writers, not viewers [00:05] (like the continuity? ;) ) [00:05]  MEMORIES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:05]  6 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [00:05]  Wizzard asks about METEOR  [00:05]  "Regular METEOR showers!
" [00:05] Sh: cos then its not funny [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] It's sounded better this way. [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] who's the 2nd mute? [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] Anubis> but it's not funny if you don't get it :p [00:05] not me for once! :9 [00:05] cut [00:05] :) [00:05] * Anarfis gives up [00:05] *** matthew_neo has joined #sevtrek [00:05] But it's hillarious if you do. [00:05] hi matti [00:05] Howdy! [00:05] :p@theDoggie [00:05] Hallo! [00:05] Hi there! [00:05] hi matt [00:05] *bows to Neo* [00:05] Hi M [00:06] girlzilla ? :-) [00:06]  METEOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06]  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [00:06]  Wizzard asks about TEFLON  [00:06]  "Duranium is just a code word for TEFLON.
" [00:06] * Anarfis raises a glass to assassin! * [00:06] cut [00:06] 4/7? [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] neutral [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] Well, a lot of newbies around... Girlzilla = my sister's nick... )( [00:06] *** CptThomas sets mode: +v matthew_neo [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06]  TEFLON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06]  1 keeps (9%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[2 mutes ] [00:06]  Wizzard asks about VACUUM  [00:06]  "Hello?! Space is a VACUUM, people
" [00:06] cut [00:06] keep !!! [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] cut ! [00:06] i loooove that one :p *giggle* [00:06] cut [00:06] neutral [00:06] Matti - for assassnarf, read 24/7 [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] Oh... Got it. [00:07] I don't get it... :) [00:07] keep [00:07] neutral [00:07] Vacuuming=cleaning [00:07] neutral [00:07] lol! [00:07] oh ho [00:07] keep [00:07] psy> like your brain, space is a vacuum ;-) now get it ? [00:07] haha [00:07] Psyche> errr you dunno what a vacuum is? :p [00:07]  VACUUM now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:07]  6 keeps (55%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:07]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:07] well yeah, space :) [00:07]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:07]  MEMORIES [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:07]  VACUUM [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:07] vacuum it to suck up all the dirt. [00:07] vote4 vacuum [00:07] Vacuum cleans things. [00:07] vote4 memories [00:07] What, assassnarf = 24/7? [00:07] vote4 memories [00:07] vote4 memories [00:07] vote4 memories [00:07] vote4 vaCUUM [00:07] Geh [00:08] vacuum> hoover :p [00:08] Where's Giz, btw? [00:08] yes matt [00:08] I think I get it now [00:08] Giz is never here. [00:08] vote4 memories [00:08] brb! [00:08] vote4 vacuum [00:08] tally? [00:08] vote4 vacuum [00:08] Then wasn't I the one who gave you your original colours? Or am I just tripping here? [00:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08]  MEMORIES scored 5 vote(s). [00:08]  VACUUM scored 4 vote(s). [00:08]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 [00:08] ouch [00:08] who's muting! :p [00:08] Yes Matt - a fact I reminded the SB of recently ;) [00:08] I am! [00:08] vote, people, or feel the wrath of the Sevqueen! [00:08] *** mega-apan has joined #sevtrek [00:08] well don't ;p [00:09] hi [00:09] Yes, I admit it, I'm a mute! Muwah! [00:09] hejsan [00:09] *** mega-apan is now known as LordOfTheMonkeys [00:09] Hi [00:09] lol [00:09] * e_of_narf slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout [00:09] Hallå! [00:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09]  MEMORIES scored 5 vote(s). [00:09]  VACUUM scored 4 vote(s). [00:09]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 [00:09] * CptThomas aims a phaser at Nemi and fires [00:09] methinks tis a Queenie... [00:09] * Nemi ignores e [00:09] Ah, assassnarf, the memories... =) [00:09] 4It's a Queenie... [00:09] I'm a mute, but then why change a habit of a §ev time? [00:09] so... any more mutes who want to vote? [00:09] oh plz.... [00:09] can't you do any better than that? [00:09] * assassnarf slams e of narf with a weepng wailing wall [00:10] * e_of_narf slaps assassnarf around a bit with a large trout [00:10] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:10]  Now in OFF mode. [00:10]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:10]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:10]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:10]  YOUR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  EAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  SUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  NECKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  BLOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  REALLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  FRENCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:10] yay, Bluffy! :) [00:10]  Wizzard asks about YOUR  [00:10]  "While you want to neck, they'll want YOUR neck !
" [00:10] Who's running Majel tonight? [00:10] i dun like that one [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] Wizzard [00:10] (TGW) [00:10] And where is Giz? [00:10] the comp i mean... [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] matt - Giz is taking leave [00:10] cut [00:10]  YOUR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10]  2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] leave? From what? [00:10]  Wizzard asks about EAT  [00:10]  "Because these guys don't just break your heart, they EAT it!
" [00:10] from sev [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] long story man. [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11]  EAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11]  Wizzard asks about SUCK  [00:11]  "They'll just SUCK the life out of any relationship.
" [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] lol [00:11] Damn shame, would've wanted to talk to her... It's been awhile... [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] matti - mail her! :) [00:11]  SUCK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] keep [00:11] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:11] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [00:11] 7/4 [00:12]  Wizzard asks about NECKING  [00:12]  "The NECKING can be hazardous to your health
" [00:12] Hiya Dhraak! [00:12] Hi D [00:12] eep [00:12] curt [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] The IDIOT slayer! [00:12] cut [00:12] where are we? [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] what comp? [00:12] hi Dhraakey the Dhraagon! [00:12] cut [00:12] Sci fi [00:12] Dhraak: SciFi (Bluffy) [00:12] Dhraak - do the "Since you ask...." request thingy! [00:12]  NECKING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[7 mutes ] [00:12] back [00:12] neutral [00:12] 7 mutes?! [00:12] wb, Nemi [00:12] cut [00:12] *** CptThomas has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:12] The last time I mailed her, it took us forever to exchange just a few posts... Don't know why, really! [00:12]  NECKING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [00:12] um... I think that only does the pl [00:12] *** CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [00:13] wb, Cpt [00:13]  Wizzard asks about BLOOD  [00:13]  "You're just not their type... BLOOD type, that is.
" [00:13] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o CptThomas [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] keep [00:13] cut ! [00:13] * EofTupeS restrains herself from rattling on about blood types [00:13] cut [00:13] * e_of_narf brings the cheese shovel [00:13]  BLOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13]  6 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 7 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] * Nemi will cut all bluffy lines on principle [00:13] Why? [00:13]  Wizzard asks about REALLY  [00:13]  "Because the hickeys are REALLY gross!!!
" [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut - SO lame [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:14] cuthbert [00:14] Just lame enough! [00:14] What's wrong with Bluffy? [00:14]  REALLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  1 keeps (7%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 13 cuts (93%) [[1 mutes ] [00:14] John had a bad week. [00:14]  Wizzard asks about FRENCH  [00:14]  "FRENCH kissing one takes years of practise...
" [00:14] nothing, I just happen to hate the show [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] Man, there's almost no one around from my days! Where's TLE, Dummy etc? [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] neutral [00:14] cuttlefish [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cuthbert [00:14] keep [00:14] matthew> sleeping? [00:14] hm... this one was rated, right? [00:14] TLE no come to JS - Dummy is probably narfing somewhere... [00:14] it was [00:14] Teelie returned recently [00:14] Wizz: yeah. [00:14] Really? It's my favorite show. [00:14] By far. [00:15] cut [00:15] ass - I hope he isn't narfing! [00:15] I've voted neutral or cut on every punchline in Scifi... [00:15] makes it really interesting... if those were the top rated... ;) [00:15]  FRENCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15]  4 keeps (29%) -- 2 neutrals (14%) -- 8 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [00:15] * Psyche gives Blueberrie a highfive [00:15] At least it's not in public [00:15]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:15]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:15]  SUCK [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] lol, Dhraak [00:15] did any punchline make it? [00:15] better than star trek? [00:15] It's not in Australia! [00:15] vote4 suck [00:15] lol! [00:15] now that makes it easy... [00:15] Really short list. [00:15] And the winner is: SUCK [00:15] lol! [00:15] that sucks [00:15] errrrrr not much choice :p [00:15] vote4 hmmmmmmm suck? [00:15] vote4 um..well...... [00:15]  Now in OFF mode. [00:15]  Now in OFF mode. [00:15]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:15]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:15]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:15]  MORON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  WAYNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  SICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  FIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  EMPHASIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  GARBAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] Hmph, I remember a time when you couldn't keep Dummy away from Judging Sessions... [00:16] Way better. [00:16] geeez... did that only get one vote?!? ;) [00:16]  Wizzard asks about MORON  [00:16]  "Stick a MORON in between and you're done!
" [00:16] keep [00:16] Now you can't keep him off Natasha. [00:16] cut [00:16] isn't is supposed to be ad NAUSEAM ? [00:16] cut [00:16] matt - he finally found what what "narf" really means - now we cannot get him logged on to a PC... [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] neutral [00:16] * Dhraakellian doesn't really pay attention to the strips until the JSes [00:16] *** Sess has joined #Sevtrek [00:16] cut [00:16] Hiya, Sess [00:16] keep [00:16] dunno... i've seen so many "nauseam/um" lines, i cut them on principle [00:16] *** CptThomas sets mode: +v Sess [00:16] And the correct grammer is 'Moron!' :0D [00:16] keep [00:16] cutting edge [00:16] hi sess [00:16] cut [00:16] hi ses! [00:16] *pants* am I still on time? [00:16]  MORON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[5 mutes ] [00:16] E: lol! [00:16] Sess> halfway [00:16] okay [00:16] sess: halfway through (we're at pits...) [00:17] which E? [00:17] EofTupeS [00:17] e of PI and E of S [00:17]  MORON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[5 mutes ] [00:17] E is E and e is e :p [00:17] E = EofS and e = e of Pi [00:17] eh? [00:17] eep [00:17] There are too many mutes. Fix that problem! [00:17] that's just sick [00:17] *** EofTupeS is now known as EnarfiS [00:17] quit muting people! :p [00:17] ? [00:17] kick the mutes ??? [00:17] does my ass look big in this nickname? [00:17] yes [00:17] lol@assassin [00:17] * Whitestar847narf slaps the mutes around a bit with a large trout [00:17] it looks wrong [00:17]  MORON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[5 mutes ] [00:17] Majel, don't go telling me what to do! [00:18] you could try kicking me but I wouldn't recommend it [00:18] it looks double. [00:18] I wish there was something good about being in the kitchen.... like, if there was choc in the fridge or ice cream in the freezer, this would be *so* great... [00:18] This help? [00:18] lol, assassin! [00:18] sodomy is sick [00:18] if you don't want to vote, use "neutral"!!! [00:18] oh just move on :p [00:18] * matthew_neo hits Majel with a large trout. =) [00:18] what's the dealy here? [00:18] delay! [00:18] mutes: if you don't want to vote for or against, please vote neutral [00:18] 5 mutes [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] *** Anarfis is now known as ASSubis [00:18] where's the finalist page? [00:18] sowwy [00:18]  MORON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  3 keeps (23%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18] cut [00:18] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:18] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:18] * e_of_narf slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout [00:18]  Wizzard asks about WAYNE  [00:18]  "Topped of with one WAYNE.
" [00:19] how about mine assassin? ]; ) [00:19] there. I voted [00:19] *** assassnarf is now known as assassass [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] neutral [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19]  WAYNE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  2 keeps (14%) -- 3 neutrals (21%) -- 9 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19]  Wizzard asks about SICK  [00:19]  "If you add any more nauseum, I'm going to be SICK!
" [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep [00:19] *** ASSubis is now known as AnuWan [00:19] neutral [00:19] cut [00:19] *** assassass is now known as narfnarfnarf [00:19] neutral [00:19] neutral [00:19] cut (getting nausea myself when reading "nauseum") [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] What's so bad about mutes anyway? The voting happens whether they vote neutral or not at all. [00:19] cut [00:19] What was wring with JC this week? [00:20] He became a true artist :0) [00:20] he had a 2 day workshop to do or smething liek that [00:20] bleeeeeeeh i dun wanna go to the airport! *closes door* [00:20] I guess he was wringing too much... =) [00:20] But why picking all the lame punchlines? [00:20]  SICK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  4 keeps (31%) -- 4 neutrals (31%) -- 5 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] Wizz: do they get repeated "ad infinitum, ad nauseum" [00:20] you never know whether to wait for them or whether they don't wanna vote [00:20] dhraak: they did... [00:20]  Wizzard asks about FIT  [00:20]  "And where do you FIT in?
" [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:21] neutral [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21]  FIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  6 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (13%) -- 7 cuts (47%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21]  Wizzard asks about EMPHASIS  [00:21]  "EMPHASIS on 'nausea'!
" [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] neutral [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] *sings* [00:21] keep [00:21] EofS, I do agree. These pls have been a bit unoriginal, to say the least... [00:22] cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] cut [00:22] who is blueberrie? [00:22] Me? [00:22] Erin [00:22] errr BB? :p [00:22]  EMPHASIS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22]  3 keeps (23%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] What did I say??? [00:22]  Wizzard asks about GARBAGE  [00:22]  "So are you the food scrap or the GARBAGE?
" [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] mmmmm what's for dinner tonight? "wayne with mint sauce" [00:23] neutral [00:23] Ewwwwwwwwwww! [00:23]  GARBAGE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23]  5 keeps (45%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[5 mutes ] [00:23] hehehe [00:23] cut [00:23] Vote: [00:23] sorry, I was laughing at jim.... [00:23] this australian cooking guy was making lamb with mint sauce on tv yesterday [00:23]  GARBAGE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:23]  5 keeps (42%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[4 mutes ] [00:23] he thought the lamb felt like silicon implants [00:23] hehe [00:23] Mint sauce? [00:23] Baah! [00:23] Eww... [00:23] eep [00:23] I'd rather eat Wayne dry. [00:23] Hey, I ate mint ice-cream today. Just thought I'd mention it... [00:23]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:24]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:24]  GARBAGE [42%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:24] I'd rather not eat wayne [00:24] vote4 garbage [00:24] mint icecream? strange [00:24] vote4 garbage [00:24] and that's it [00:24] lol!!! [00:24] And the winner is: GARBAGE [00:24] Is that it?? [00:24] vote4 garbage [00:24] Again? [00:24] [00:24]  Now in OFF mode. [00:24]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:24]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:24]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:24]  PAST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  QUEEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  BISHOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  HORSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  WRITE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  CHECKERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  BEHIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  LEFT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:24] vote4 garbage [00:24] vote4 garbage I guess [00:24] BRB [00:24] "keep for now" is a winner [00:24] I have never seen this before - so much for rating system ;) [00:24] ? [00:24] now doesn't that tell you something??? :p [00:24] i wonder... there are so many non-spoken lines on top of the rating... and here? [00:24] i wonder what would've happened if we cut them all? :p [00:24]  Wizzard asks about PAST  [00:24]  "Pawn realized he never should have mentioned Rook's checkered PAST.
" [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] neutral [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] hey shyva heard about the russian plane crash yet? kids of ministers and stuff on the way to spain [00:24] neutral [00:24] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] Sess> hrm nope... i heard mom and dad talking about something like that though a couple days ago [00:25] Sess, I followed the thing on CNN when it happened... [00:25]  PAST now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25]  7 keeps (58%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ] [00:25]  Wizzard asks about QUEEN  [00:25]  ""Okay, I take back what I said about your QUEEN!"
" [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] Sess> my grandma's on a plane right now... :-/ [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] neutral [00:25] couple of days ago above germany. two big plained crashed into eachother (probably pilot error [00:25] keep [00:25] * Nemi giggles* [00:25] or control tower error) [00:25] The Twist punchlines are pretty good... [00:25] poor jim ;) [00:26] lots of dead [00:26] not pilot error [00:26] Sess> ooooh that... yeah my parents were talking about it [00:26] cut [00:26] \ [00:26] sess: tower probably. they warned too late [00:26] ground control in swiss was in error [00:26] Sess> debating if it was accidental or intentional [00:26]  QUEEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26]  2 keeps (18%) -- 4 neutrals (36%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[5 mutes ] [00:26] Weren't there like 70 people dead, or something= [00:26] true true [00:26]  Wizzard asks about BISHOP  [00:26]  "Ulp... heard any good BISHOP jokes lately?
" [00:26] hehe [00:26] = = ? [00:26] 71 [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] matt: yup [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] cut [00:26]  BISHOP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26]  3 keeps (23%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:26]  Wizzard asks about HORSE  [00:26]  ""Trust me, the HORSE has more meat."
" [00:26] Who's narfnarfnarf? [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] yeah a couple of days before I was set to fly out from USA, a comforting thought as you can imagine! [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] cut [00:26] assassin [00:26] my grandma went with aeroflot once... the plane made an "emergency landing" and now she doesn't dare to do that again [00:26] assassin :p [00:26] assassin [00:26] keep [00:26] neutral [00:26] she's coming over by train this year [00:26] cut [00:27] narfnarfnarf = jim = assassin [00:27] keep [00:27] brb [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] neutral [00:27]  HORSE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:27]  5 keeps (42%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [00:27] with aeroflot, EVERY landing is an emergency landing [00:27]  Wizzard asks about WRITE  [00:27]  ""Did I say check? I meant I'd like to WRITE you a cheque!"
" [00:27] cut [00:27] Sess> eeep! *been on Aeroflot planes only like twice or 3 times in her life* [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] Dammit Jim, I'm finnish, not a code breaker! [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] lol! [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] can't be check; the King's nowhere in sight [00:27] neutral [00:27] nah that's not true... I've flewn like 8-10 times with aeroflot [00:27] keep [00:27] no problems, other than that the food was nauseating [00:27] cut [00:27]  WRITE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[4 mutes ] [00:28] that's not just aeroflot :-) [00:28]  Wizzard asks about CHECKERS  [00:28]  ""Can't we settle this over a game of CHECKERS?"
" [00:28] Sess> lol same here... although i don't remember the food [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] jim's experiencing extreme lag due to a slow connection and is currently trashing the study.... [00:28] keep [00:28] :0D [00:28] cut [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] lol Nemi [00:28] lol@Nemi [00:28] cut [00:28] Nemi: ouuuuch! [00:28] Sess> i like the tail :p [00:28] I'm serious [00:28] L( [00:28] hehe.... last time we had beef, and next to us this hindoe guy sat... he looked at us like he was [00:28] :( [00:28] (even) [00:28] looking at cannibals [00:28]  CHECKERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28]  4 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:28]  Wizzard asks about BEHIND  [00:28]  "Er... the queen is still BEHIND me... right?
" [00:28] Sess> urggggh :p [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] shyva, what tail? [00:29] keep [00:29] neutral [00:29] Sess> the tail of the plane :p [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] hehehe... [00:29] lufthansa has better food tho [00:29] keep [00:29] Whp [00:29] but then again they're verrry expensive :( [00:29]  BEHIND now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:29]  5 keeps (42%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [00:29]  Wizzard asks about LEFT  [00:29]  "Uh... heh, heh... Can you please move to the LEFT a bit...
" [00:29] cut [00:29] Sess> daddy refers to the tail as "It's as if someone just splattered paint on it in midflight" :p [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] neutral [00:29] keep [00:29] neutral [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] anyway when we flew. I was still allowed to go and look in the cockpit and stuff [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] don't think they do that anymore, with all this terrorist stuff and all [00:30] sess: lufthansa? good foos? nah... [00:30] hehehehe [00:30] keep [00:30] fly sas for good food [00:30]  LEFT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30]  5 keeps (45%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[5 mutes ] [00:30]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:30] SAS???? [00:30] back for the moment [00:30]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:30]  PAST [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30]  HORSE [42%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30]  BEHIND [42%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30]  LEFT [45%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30] Sess> i was like 4-6 and 8 when i flew aeroflot... [00:30] well better than aeroflot... that stuff tasted like it was pre-chewed [00:30] I agree with the wizz [00:30] Isn't aht, erm, dangerous? [00:30] vote4 behind [00:30] vote4 past [00:30] vote4 behind [00:30] vote4 lalalaaa [00:30] vote2 abstain :p [00:30] vote4 past [00:30] sess: i believe that... [00:30] Hey, who was Private Eye on the SB? Because he got the mystery guest right on the first try...? [00:30] vote4 queen [00:31] vote4 past [00:31] vote4 left [00:31] *** narfnarfnarf has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:31] vote4 past [00:31] matt: it wasn't difficult -- there aren't many finns in sevilia (and it wasn't me) [00:31] hey shyva how long ago did you leave russia and at what age? [00:31] after saying that, I wonder if this will have a tie [00:31]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:31]  PAST scored 4 vote(s). [00:31]  BEHIND scored 2 vote(s). [00:31]  LEFT scored 1 vote(s). [00:31]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 15 [00:31] vote4 behind [00:31] 8 mutes? [00:31] vote4 left [00:31] wow that's a lot of mutes [00:31] eeeep [00:31] geeez, 8 mutes! [00:31] vote4 behind [00:31] COME ON GUYS [00:31] vote4 past [00:31] vote4 past [00:31] How did you know that I'm finnish? Ping? [00:31] (Wizzard - could be 'cos you're not a Finn) [00:31] erm, neutral... [00:31] mutes: please vote4 OR vote2 abstain [00:31] vote4 behind [00:31] 2 abstain... [00:32]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:32]  PAST scored 6 vote(s). [00:32]  BEHIND scored 4 vote(s). [00:32]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15 [00:32] silly me.... using the wrong word [00:32] matt: ip logging & nslookup [00:32] vote4 behind [00:32] Past!!!! [00:32] *** assassin has joined #sevtrek [00:32] wb ass [00:32] wb, assassin [00:32] * Nemi hugs jim [00:32] nslookup? [00:32] *kills modem* [00:32] wait for assassin [00:32] assassin: vote4 past [00:32] * Whitestar847narf trouts assassin's lagging modem [00:32] i don't get the behind one... *shrugs* [00:32] /msg Majel whatsup [00:32] ass - that's unlikely to heklp your connection [00:32] * matthew_neo hits Jim with a large trout [00:32] * Shyva hands assassin some DSL :p [00:32] has anybody else listened to this "Ms Dynamite"'s "it takes more" song? I seem to be the only one [00:32] should I go up and eat, or bring the pancakes down here? [00:33]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:33]  PAST scored 6 vote(s). [00:33]  BEHIND scored 5 vote(s). [00:33]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 16 [00:33] hmm... [00:33] * Whitestar847narf is currently listening to the AOTC soundtrack [00:33] 5 mutes [00:33] mutes: please vote4 OR vote2 abstain [00:33] shyva, do you know chess? if the queen'd be behind him, he'd be protected [00:33] Pancakes shouldn't be eaten outside of Shrove Tuesday [00:33] oh phew parents gone... but they're coming back with a grandma! eeeeeeeeep *hides* [00:33] Throw them [00:33] lol Shyva [00:33] Sess, no, but right now I'm listening to the Santana Supernatural CD... [00:33] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:33] 4It's a Queenie... [00:33] vote2 abstain [00:33]  Now in OFF mode. [00:33]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [00:33]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [00:33]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:33]  DIALOGUE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  FASCINATING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  SENSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  PHRASES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  PUNS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  NEEDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:33]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:33] Sess> errr? well the tower can still eat him tho... :p [00:33] santana? hmm well could be worse [00:33] vote4 past [00:33] I want pancakes!!!! [00:33] With a queen in one of the pls [00:33] E: different pancakes [00:34] not without getting eaten and a tower - peasant exchange isn't usually done [00:34] I *HATE* Santana! [00:34]  Wizzard asks about DIALOGUE  [00:34]  "Bored Queen: "Your DIALOGUE will adapt to service us. Originality is futile."
" [00:34] Yucky pancakes :0P [00:34] (They are!!!) [00:34] keep [00:34] keep ROTFL! [00:34] * Shyva trouts TD [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] unless the peasant is about to go onto the last field [00:34] CUT !!! [00:34] lol - I love this one! [00:34] ass: without the bold... [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] cut cut cut! :p [00:34] Dammit, I hope the Queen picks past... [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cannot help it [00:34] neutral [00:34] cut [00:34] isn't the doc's emitter supposed to be on his right sleeve ? [00:34] test [00:34] I bought a new chess set a week or so ago? [00:34] :) [00:34]  DIALOGUE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:34]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[4 mutes ] [00:34] glass one [00:34] * ThunderDragon raises volume on Maemuki Roketto Dan Remix (Now THIS is GREAT music!) [00:34]  Wizzard asks about FASCINATING  [00:34]  "Spook: Reducing one's personality to a one-liner. FASCINATING.
" [00:34] looks cool, is kinda small tho [00:34] keep [00:34] Just wrote JC an angry message ijn the DB about this. [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by LtJG_Dhraakellian))) [00:34] keep [00:34] CUT !!! [00:34] keep [00:34] How can you hate Santana? Just the way the music is produced is unbelievable! [00:34] *** LtJG_Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:35] neutral [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] e> why are you cutting those? these are good :p [00:35] keep [00:35] *** Whitestar847narf is now known as LtJG_Whitestar [00:35] *raises volume on Rammstei and Linkin Park playlist* [00:35] dude if Santana was bad, he wouldn't have gotten 8 Grammies [00:35] sounds good sess :) [00:35] * Wizzard keeps listening to saybia [00:35] neutral [00:35] There were much better that JC didn't put there. [00:35]  FASCINATING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35]  7 keeps (54%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[3 mutes ] [00:35]  Wizzard asks about SENSE  [00:35]  "Tryhard: I SENSE I have no catchphrase.
" [00:35] POD youth of the nation is good too tho [00:35] *** LtJG_Whitestar is now known as Whitestar847narf [00:35] keep [00:35] * Shyva hums Yearmix 99 [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] ]keep [00:35] cut [00:35] VUT !!! [00:35] keep ! [00:35] I hate his songs, he himself, his voice, his... everything related to him... [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] CUT !!! [00:35] cut [00:35] I got Rammstein and Linkin Park in my CD shelf too! [00:36] TD say how you feel man - let it out! ;) [00:36] cut [00:36]  SENSE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:36]  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[5 mutes ] [00:36] keep [00:36]  Wizzard asks about PHRASES  [00:36]  "Quirk: Set PHRASES to fun!
" [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] ugh this is the worst [00:36] cut [00:36] CUT !!! [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] I oughta burn my music sometime... out of space on my disk [00:36] Hehe - if theya re all cut, then what? [00:36] cut [00:36] * matthew_neo does Tryhard imitation: "Let it all out TD, we understand" [00:36] cut [00:36] * LtJG_Dhraakellian turns over the tape and listens to Fresh Aire III [00:36] can't be bothered tho [00:36] cut [00:36] keep [00:36] Oooh no Shyva, there were worse that didn't get through [00:36] Bart: Gentleman, set faces to stunned! [00:36] cut [00:36]  PHRASES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:36]  1 keeps (7%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 13 cuts (93%) [[2 mutes ] [00:36] E> lol [00:36]  Wizzard asks about PUNS  [00:36]  "Squatty: I canne take much more PUNS, Capten!
" [00:36] can't be scotty; WAY TOO THIN [00:36] assassin: nearly found that out, earlier ;) [00:36] cut [00:36] *Shudders to think of some of the things people enter* [00:36] cut [00:36] Musashi, Kojirou and Nyasu should get some grammies for Nyasu no Paati, Maemuki Roketto Dan and Roketto Dan Yo Eien Ni. [00:36] cut [00:36] It's not that my punchline didn't survive the POtD to become a finalist. [00:36] CUT !!! [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] keep [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] have we had the spook one yet? [00:36] cut [00:36] keep [00:37] That heppened before. [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] *contemplates suicide at these lines* [00:37] cut [00:37]  PUNS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:37]  2 keeps (13%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 13 cuts (87%) [[1 mutes ] [00:37] e - I know how you feel! [00:37]  Wizzard asks about NEEDS  [00:37]  "Spook: The NEEDS of the pun outweigh the needs of the many.
" [00:37] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] cut dammit! [00:37] keep [00:37] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] cut !!! oy veh! [00:37] But he ignored the ratings compeletely! [00:37] keep [00:37] CUT !!! [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] assasin, there's a PAPA ROACH song that's about contemplated suicide... [00:37] cut [00:37] he never used that phrase anyway... did he? [00:37] *is losing the will to live* [00:37]  NEEDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:37]  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[5 mutes ] [00:37] neutral [00:37] keep [00:38] I knew a song about that too but I forgot the band [00:38] What contemplated? Like constipated? [00:38] I'm sure there are a lot of songs about suicide [00:38]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:38] So are the all cut? [00:38] and again... [00:38]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:38]  FASCINATING [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:38] vote4 fascinating [00:38] contemplated = considered [00:38] * AnuWan offers to push assassin that little closer to the edge [00:38] that's it [00:38] lol! [00:38] And the winner is: FASCINATING [00:38] vote4 fascinating! [00:38] at least a decent character got it. [00:38] vote4 fascinating [00:38] yay! [00:38]  Now in OFF mode. [00:38] i liked that one :p [00:38] vote4 fascinating [00:38] true true [00:38] true [00:38] lol! [00:38] spook is cool [00:38] vote2 abstain [00:38] ok, that's it for today... [00:38] See? That pucnhline WAS rated! [00:38] are we ever gonna see Seska again? [00:38] yeah [00:38] or Chakotay? [00:38] Thank §ev! [00:38] or maybe B'Elanna? [00:38] * Shyva goes to the DB to read messages of protest :p [00:38] *goes to DB too* [00:38] That punchline was decent. [00:38] What's with this Voyager thing, Sess? [00:39] just one question... at least with twist, only one line came from the best rated (the rest down 10 or so...) [00:39] so assasin are you home yet? [00:39] * Whitestar847narf reads the transcript of last Sunday's RPG [00:39] JC cut all the other decent punchlines! [00:39] what is the purpose of the rating system if most of the top don't get selected at all? [00:39] I dunno, I grew up with voyager... all the other series were before my time or they aren't broadcasted yet [00:39] Heehee - ;ast week;'s was fuuuuuuuuuun :0D [00:39] WS: you have the whone thing? [00:39] EXACTLY [00:39] EXACTLY, wiz. [00:39] *** Psyche has quit IRC (Quit: To run out into the rain, to wave your arms at the thunder, and make yourself the tallest thing around for miles - THAT is thunderbolt love!) [00:39] * ThunderDragon wants the transcript of last Sunday's RPG [00:39] bleh - what, with the DoD? Nope... [00:39] Cool, I grew up with TNG, so that's always close to my heart... [00:40] That's what I put in the DB. [00:40] ...I'm just reading the bit(s) I *do* have, although I think that most of what I missed was OOC stuff [00:40] * LtJG_Dhraakellian starts mumbling to himselp [00:40] i wanna be part of the rating system... just can't be bothered to e-mail anybody :p [00:40] himself* [00:40] *listens to mutter* OH GIB MIR KRAFT!!! *G* [00:40] I asked them to send me the logs, but noooooo [00:40] It's JC's right to pick the finalists. Always been. [00:40] since I lived in sweden I managed to grow up with TOS.... we were that far behind ;) [00:40] Mutter rules!!! [00:40] hahahaha [00:40] lol @ Nemi [00:40] (uhm, DoD: Digibox Of Doom = the reason I get kicked offline a lot) [00:40] ok, closing majel... [00:41]  Now in OFF mode. [00:41] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [00:41] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Jul 06 00:41:01 2002