Session Start: Sat Jul 20 00:09:03 2002 [00:09] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:09] * assassin slaps Shyva with a large mugshot* [00:09] OW! [00:09] * Shnarf slaps assassin around a bit with a large trout * [00:09] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:09] 7o(14=12>13_12<14=7)o 14.oO( 12Prshhhht! assassin 12is not cute! 14) [00:09] I LOVE IT!!!!! [00:09] * Agent-D drops a bowl of custard over Shyva [00:09] Now in OFF mode. [00:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:09] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:09] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [00:09] ANNOY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] TARGET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] ROUND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] FUNGI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] GLAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] SENSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] DEBRIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] 7o(14=12>13_12<14=7)o 14.oO( 12Prshhhht! D 12is not cute! 14) [00:09] :p [00:09] Shyva - don't put yourself down - it's not cute! :P [00:09] * _5618_ darts Shyva. ;) [00:09] assassin> oh bleh :p [00:10] * Shnarf slaps 5618 around a bit with a large trout * [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10] ThunderDragon asks about ANNOY [00:10] "We told them to go ANNOY Forager.
" [00:10] <_5618_> ;) [00:10] lol [00:10] keep [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10] neutral [00:10] keep [00:10] * assassin holds 5618's hand and wlaks through the streets of Ansterdam happily! [00:10] so nemi how come we don't have a photo of you yet? [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] neutral [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] 3b [00:10] b? [00:10] b cos! [00:10] lol [00:11] it's keep cut or neutral, not b :p [00:11] 3bl6o8o4k [00:11] ANNOY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 5 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] yep [00:11] <_5618_> Howsabou anothe beer. chap? *burps* [00:11] ThunderDragon asks about TARGET [00:11] "They prefer a moving TARGET.
" [00:11] speak up mutes! [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] i have a deja vu [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] <_5618_> cut [00:11] did i do this once? [00:11] cut [00:11] Hmm? [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11] yeah once,today [00:11] * Shnarf hates deja vus * [00:11] they're creepy [00:11] keep [00:11] TARGET now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] i used to have a deja vu but he left and went to africa [00:11] someone voice poor Majel! [00:11] ThunderDragon asks about ROUND [00:11] "A cube through a ROUND wormhole? Please!
" [00:12] Shnarf - didn't you just say that??? [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] *** Wizzard sets mode: +o Majel [00:12] *** Blueberrie sets mode: +v Majel [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] assassin> eh? :p [00:12] * _5618_ ass-ass-in cum salmo fario adoritur! [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] do you all agree that Enterprize sucks? [00:12] no [00:12] no we don't [00:12] * Shnarf loves Enterprise * [00:12] oh [00:12] ROUND now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 9 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 2 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ] [00:12] <_5618_> Not really. [00:12] GBA - enterprise sucks more than a Dyson! [00:12] only seen one episode [00:12] sorry Guy we'll ahve to agree to disagree on that one [00:12] you're lucky nemy [00:12] ThunderDragon asks about FUNGI [00:12] "The last time they assevilated a FUNGI, the Queen sold half of their cubes.
" [00:12] keep [00:12] not seen it. and i don't care art all [00:12] keep !! [00:12] cuthbert quickly! [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:13] <_5618_> keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] neutral [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] I missed the 1st episode [00:13] how many fungi are there in ds9 anyway? 3? [00:13] FUNGI now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 6 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] I havent seen the rest [00:13] ThunderDragon asks about THAT [00:13] "They're not THAT bored
" [00:13] * Shnarf hasn't missed anything but one eppy... dun remember which one [00:13] cut [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] some ppl like it and some ppl don't, whether you're a fan of the other shows or not is irrelevant [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] <_5618_> Pamela? I didn't see you there. [00:14] cut [00:14] neutral [00:14] dave u like the show? [00:14] keep [00:14] <_5618_> Me? :P [00:14] THAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 6 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[1 mutes ] [00:14] i like it but then i fall asleep [00:14] ThunderDragon asks about GLAD [00:14] "For once, I'm GLAD we're unpopular.
" [00:14] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has joined #sevtrek [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] hi [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] Hallå! [00:14] hey LotM! :) [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] <_5618_> Hi Mats. [00:14] cuttlefish [00:14] <_5618_> ??? [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] oh no... [00:14] 7o(14=12^13-12^14=7)o 14.oO( 12Meow! LotM 12is cute! 14) [00:14] Hi ! [00:14] <_5618_> cut [00:14] cut [00:14] :) [00:14] hallå [00:15] dun flatter yourself i say that to everyone :p [00:15] <_5618_> Got afton. [00:15] * Shnarf hugs her alias * [00:15] * _5618_ grins. [00:15] GLAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 3 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] ???@5618 [00:15] .P [00:15] ThunderDragon asks about SENSORS [00:15] "Their SENSORS only detect things that move!
" [00:15] <_5618_> god [00:15] Svenska! [00:15] :P [00:15] * AnuWan beats Shnarf's alias with a shovel [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] * Shnarf slaps Doggie around a bit with a large trout * [00:15] 7o(14=12>13_12<14=7)o 14.oO( 12Prshhhht! Doggie 12is not cute! 14) [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] unfunny [00:15] <_5618_> WOW! I'm the only Dutch guy tonight. [00:15] cut [00:15] hey i'm dutch [00:15] heh @ 5618 :p [00:15] SENSORS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 1 keeps (8%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (92%) [[2 mutes ] [00:16] aha! :p [00:16] GBA - you're Israeli! [00:16] No? [00:16] <_5618_> Right. [00:16] ThunderDragon asks about LINE [00:16] "They're still waiting in LINE to invade us.
" [00:16] 2742: must be connected to the fact that all caravans have moved south :=) [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] <_5618_> neutral [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] LOL @ Wizz [00:16] keep [00:16] ehm, well..... [00:16] Why don't Dutchies drive limosines? [00:16] cut [00:16] why? [00:16] Cos towbars look bad on the back of them! [00:16] cut [00:16] LINE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[2 mutes ] [00:16] ??? [00:16] lol [00:16] :p [00:16] i'm dutch, it doesn't mean i;m from holland or that i live there or soemthing, does it? [00:16] and that's limousines :p [00:17] ThunderDragon asks about DEBRIS [00:17] "They mistook us for space DEBRIS.
" [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] yes it does! :p *trouts* [00:17] neutral [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] GBA - just aloways thought you were Israeli - sorry! [00:17] Why do so many Dutch own caravans? [00:17] <_5618_> cut [00:17] keep [00:17] neutral [00:17] He is. [00:17] <_5618_> Do you have a Dutch passport? [00:17] keep [00:17] actually, you shouldn't be assassin... [00:17] keep! [00:17] EET BORRD MET KAAS!! [00:17] DEBRIS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:17] 7 keeps (54%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[1 mutes ] [00:17] Borrd??? [00:17] Now in FINAL mode. [00:17] <_5618_> Brood. :p [00:17] lol! [00:17] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [00:17] ANNOY [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] ROUND [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] FUNGI [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] THAT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] DEBRIS [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] bored? :p [00:18] vote4 fungi [00:18] vote4 debris [00:18] vote4 fungi [00:18] <_5618_> vote4 fungi [00:18] vote4 that [00:18] vote4 that [00:18] no, no passport, no licence, don't really know the language, except a few words ehre and there, no citizenship, never been there actually, no relatives there, it still doesn't mean i'm not dutch.... [00:18] vote4 round [00:18] vote4 debris [00:18] vote4 debris [00:18] <_5618_> It does. [00:18] it does? [00:18] vote4 debris [00:18] it totally does [00:18] :p [00:18] lol [00:18] <_5618_> Yes. [00:18] vote4 annoy [00:18] Oh [00:18] GBA - ik ben een soe moe koe! [00:18] Damn [00:18] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [00:18] ANNOY [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] ROUND [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] FUNGI [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] THAT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] DEBRIS [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] <_5618_> poo moe koe? [00:18] assassin> you are a what? :p [00:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:18] ANNOY scored 1 vote(s). [00:18] ROUND scored 1 vote(s). [00:18] FUNGI scored 3 vote(s). [00:18] THAT scored 2 vote(s). [00:18] DEBRIS scored 4 vote(s). [00:18] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14 [00:18] LOL at 2468.8642 [00:19] just because i'm omnipresent, doesn't me i can be everywhere at once u know [00:19] uhm [00:19] vote4 debris [00:19] <_5618_> Cut #1 and #2. [00:19] vote4 that [00:19] vote4 that [00:19] cut the 1's [00:19] ANNOY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:19] *sigh* [00:19] cut round too! [00:19] ROUND now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:19] vote4 debris [00:19] vote4 that again!!! [00:19] vote4 fungi [00:19] just tell me which one to vote for :P [00:19] debris! :pp [00:19] nemi: fungi+ [00:19] vote4 that [00:19] it's funny :( [00:19] I wasn't talking to you ;) [00:19] * GBA kan praten dutch [00:20] vote4 fungi [00:20] tri: not if you read it 100 times... [00:20] <_5618_> "kan Nederlands praten." [00:20] :( [00:20] :( [00:20] :( [00:20] Wizzard> true [00:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:20] FUNGI scored 5 vote(s). [00:20] THAT scored 4 vote(s). [00:20] DEBRIS scored 4 vote(s). [00:20] Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 14 [00:20] are we voting for the funniest ones these days? or is it... something else now? [00:20] praten? [00:20] there were like a hundred bored punchlines... [00:20] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:20] spreken! [00:20] *confused and sad* ;) [00:20] well, it's been a while [00:20] yes, and THAT was one of the fiorst! [00:20] debris clearly wins... [00:21] fiorst? [00:21] <_5618_> Frack, you're right ass. [00:21] THAT i can't believe [00:21] true [00:21] Ok, should I move on? [00:21] look, debris scored 4, right... so it wins [00:21] 100 "bored" lines IS annoying but when the first one you see is funny, ity shouldn't detract [00:21] td: yes [00:21] Now in OFF mode. [00:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:21] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:21] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [00:21] LATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] SAFER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] FIGURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] FROG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] MUPPET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] PARKED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] PACIFIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] EXPRESSO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] CGI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] HANDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] BREAKDANCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:22] i was funny, i gotta admit :p [00:22] ass: wel, i didn't think it that funny in the first place... [00:22] do we have a chatroom too? [00:22] np wizz - differences shmifferences! ;) [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] 2468 - keen aren't ya! [00:22] ThunderDragon asks about LATE [00:22] "A: I'd give my right arm to fight like that. M: Too LATE.
" [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cu [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] (it was only a hand anyway) [00:22] cuty [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] lol @ GBA [00:22] cut [00:23] LATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 3 keeps (23%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[1 mutes ] [00:23] <_5618_> Did I mention I wanted to cut this line yet? [00:23] <_5618_> :P [00:23] :p [00:23] ThunderDragon asks about SAFER [00:23] "A: Master Yada is a maniac! M: He was a lot SAFER before CGI.
" [00:23] cutey but cut anyway [00:23] cut [00:23] <_5618_> cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] <_5618_> And this one too. [00:23] neutral [00:23] 4cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] shnarf - lose the colour please [00:23] why? [00:23] i think "cut" should win [00:23] keep [00:23] cannot see your line [00:23] cut [00:23] * Shnarf scratches head * [00:23] ?? [00:23] ??? [00:24] SAFER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 2 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24] majel won't count it if its in colour [00:24] oooh [00:24] <_5618_> Majel doesn't count coloured lines. [00:24] ThunderDragon asks about FIGURE [00:24] "A: I think I want my Yada action FIGURE back. M: No, we traded fair & square.
" [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] sticneutral [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] wtf?? [00:24] neutral [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] this is plain weird [00:24] Huh? [00:24] who's choosing the finalists there days? [00:24] <_5618_> Put the stick in neutral? [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24]