Session Start: Sat Aug 10 00:00:35 2002 [00:00] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:00] Yippeee! [00:00] woah......... it starts! [00:00] here we go again! [00:00] muffy: hasn't been here sonce may afaik [00:00] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:00]  Now in OFF mode. [00:00]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:00]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:00]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:00]  MINDREADER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  YEARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  SEVERAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  ASK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  TELEPATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  WORD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  HER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  SLAPS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:00] ass will be here - he has finalists :0) [00:01] *** Shyva sets mode: +o Majel [00:01] "I will run this JS in a very precise and organised manner and everything will go smoothly and it will be done in precisely 30 minutes and 47 seconds" [00:01] where's Dave 5618 these days? [00:01] Anubis - away I think [00:01] Muffy> JC doesn't ever come to these anymore =P [00:01] nemi; that sounds so familiar. [00:01] nemi: faster. no sunday tonight :=) [00:01]  Wizzard asks about MINDREADER  [00:01]  "It doesn't take a MINDREADER to... Oh, wait...
" [00:01] lol, yeah [00:01] cut [00:01] ah [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] Nemi shouldn't that be 47 mins and 47 seconds? [00:02] "I will run this JS in a very precise and organised manner and everything will go smoothly and it will be done in precisely 20 minutes and 47 seconds" [00:02] keep [00:02] I remember back when JC used to actually apologise if he wasn't turning up [00:02] i am going now, people [00:02] *** Trideos has joined #sevtrek [00:02] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Trideos [00:02] 47 minutes is WAY too long [00:02] bye nova [00:02] hey Trid! [00:02] *** Trideos is now known as assassin [00:02] hi tri [00:02] Boo! Hiss! [00:02] i remember a time when there was no js without jc [00:02] G'night, Nova - have a nice one - sleep well! [00:02] goodnight! [00:02] oh wait [00:02] Hi ass [00:02] eh... ass [00:02] Night Johan [00:02] *** NovaFlash has left #SevTrek [00:02] Hello, assassin! [00:02] * Shyva tried to record "Go tea! Go Tri! Go me!" but it didn't turn out right * *lol* [00:02]  MINDREADER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:02]  2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [00:02] Halloo! [00:02] sin why were you Trideos? [00:02] I am here [00:02] vote peoples :) [00:03] neutral [00:03]  Wizzard asks about YEARS  [00:03]  "It was a decision made after YEARS of counseling!
" [00:03] he killed her and took the keyboard! [00:03] Heya Muffster! [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] oh no! [00:03] neutral [00:03] LOL @ Nemi! [00:03] Hiya Assassin!!! [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] *** assassin has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) [00:03] nemi: that's "inhume" :=) [00:03]  YEARS now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:03]  2 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:03] and he forgot to type in his password as usual :P [00:03] lol [00:03] Probably tred to use his alias :0D [00:03] gee this JS is empty [00:03] I've done that before [00:03] muwah [00:03]  YEARS now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:03]  2 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:04] I've been to emptier ones :0. [00:04]  Wizzard asks about SEVERAL  [00:04]  "Well, I'm sure there are SEVERAL alternate time-lines where I didn't!
" [00:04] me too [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] neutral [00:04] nemi? anubis? td? [00:04] TD hasn't been seen in ages [00:04] you guys gonna vote??? :) [00:04] I'll try and raise him [00:04] if not, kick him... := [00:05] ) [00:05]  SEVERAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:05]  3 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [00:05]  Wizzard asks about ASK  [00:05]  "ASK her! She knew before I did!
" [00:05] *** AdmiralMemo has joined #sevtrek [00:05] cut [00:05] neutral [00:05] cut [00:05] *** assassin has joined #sevtrek [00:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v assassin [00:05] waah! [00:05] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v AdmiralMemo [00:05] wb sin [00:05] keep [00:05] wb! [00:05] line? [00:05] wb [00:05] keep [00:05] don't forget your password Sin :P [00:05] He was playing a game [00:05] "Ask" [00:05]  ASK has the status: "Keep for now." [00:05] Sev Trek [00:05] cut [00:05] What's the current line? [00:06]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is ASK  [00:06]  "ASK her! She knew before I did!
" [00:06] whose line is it anyway? ]; ) [00:06] cut [00:06]  ASK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:06] CUT [00:06]  Wizzard asks about TELEPATH  [00:06]  "A TELEPATH for a mother-in-law? That'd be a living hell!
" [00:06] Cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] cut [00:06] Memo - lose the capitals [00:06] neutral [00:06] cut [00:06] nice one! [00:06] NO WAY [00:06] cut [00:06]  TELEPATH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06]  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[1 mutes ] [00:06]  Wizzard asks about WORD  [00:06]  "Mum's the WORD...
" [00:06] why not? [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] :0D [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07]  WORD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] [00:07] I found him [00:07] I'm sure several of the ppl in here can give you a fairly good reason why you *should* drop them [00:07]  Wizzard asks about HER  [00:07]  "She always complained I didn't sense HER feelings!
" [00:07] well done, E ;) [00:07] WS - your M$N names are SOOOOO subtle! [00:07] neutral [00:07] neutral [00:07] neutral [00:07] cut [00:07] neutral [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] neutral [00:07] neutral [00:07] Eeek! That's a lot of neutrals! [00:07] E: I'm still not quite sure what she's getting at ]; ) [00:07] E: I know ;) [00:07]  HER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07]  0 keeps (0%) -- 6 neutrals (67%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [00:07]  Wizzard asks about SLAPS  [00:07]  "Everytime another woman walks by, she SLAPS me!
" [00:07] keep :=) [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] KEEP! LOL! [00:08] neutral [00:08]  SLAPS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:08]  4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [00:08]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:08]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:08]  YEARS [40%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:08]  SEVERAL [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:08]  SLAPS [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:08] vote4 years [00:08] vote4 slaps [00:08] vote4 several [00:08] what was years? [00:08] vote4 years [00:08] vote4 sale.... [00:08] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:08] vote4 slaps [00:08] It was a decision made after years of counselling [00:09] vote4 years [00:09] (E: I was going for a bad B5 pun in that MSN name... ;) ) [00:09] vote4 years [00:09] vote4 spaps [00:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09]  YEARS scored 4 vote(s). [00:09]  SEVERAL scored 1 vote(s). [00:09]  SLAPS scored 2 vote(s). [00:09]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [00:09] vote4 years I guess [00:09] errr [00:09] vote4 slaps [00:09]  SEVERAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:09] vote4 years [00:09] muffy: revote... [00:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09]  YEARS scored 6 vote(s). [00:09]  SLAPS scored 3 vote(s). [00:09]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [00:09] votes4 a spell checker [00:09] And the winner is: YEARS [00:09]  Now in OFF mode. [00:09]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:09]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:09]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:09]  HATS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  DEMON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  COVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  EASTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  LUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  MAMMAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  TOWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  TWITCHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  HEFNER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  HARMLESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] rockin' [00:09] ws: what's your M$N name btw? [00:10] I'm neutraling this one [00:10]  Wizzard asks about HATS  [00:10]  "They live in magician HATS! You can't tell me that's not suspicious!
" [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] Keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut them all!!!! Muwahahahahaaaa! [00:10] um.k [00:10]  HATS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10]  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10]  Wizzard asks about DEMON  [00:10]  "Bunny? I'm dressed up as a Wossnamian DEMON!
" [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut (okay Nemi!) [00:10] neutral [00:10] cut [00:10] * EofS pats Nemi on the head [00:11] cut [00:11] *wonders what happened to this week's Sunday* [00:11] * Nemi growls [00:11] There there [00:11] Memo - he didn't have enough time to draw a new one so he's extended it [00:11] Admiral: He didn't make a new one for this week.... so the old one is still up [00:11] me no like buffy :P [00:11] memo: how about reading WNP and finalist page before coming here? [00:11] Ah..... [00:11] * assassin poings Memo to the WNP [00:11]  DEMON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] * EofS wodners if anyone reads the WNP these days [00:11]  Wizzard asks about COVER  [00:11]  "Shh! You're blowing my COVER!
" [00:11] Sorry.... [00:11] cut [00:11] keep - too good to cut! :D [00:11] E: I do [00:11] I read WNP! [00:11] Just got off work and got on here [00:11] buffy no contaminate §ev! [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11]  COVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] bluffy the vamped up slapper! [00:11] I don't know what WNP MEANS, much less knows where it is [00:11]  Wizzard asks about EASTER  [00:11]  "I had to fill in for the EASTER Bunny in 1747
" [00:11] keep [00:12] What's New Page [00:12] cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] neutral [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] There's a link from pretty much every Sev page [00:12] Ah..... I know where THAT is! [00:12] cut [00:12] I didn't know WNP was an abbreviation for it though [00:12] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [00:12] *** EofS sets mode: +v ThunderDragon [00:12]  EASTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] Hiya Dhraak [00:12] hey Dhraakey [00:12] *sobs* [00:12] welcome 3.14etc [00:12] Hi, Dhraak [00:12]  Wizzard asks about LUCK  [00:12]  "My demon magic couldn't get through the good LUCK from their feet!
" [00:12] Dhraak! [00:12] hi DOuble a [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:13]  LUCK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13]  Wizzard asks about MAMMAL  [00:13]  "Never trust a MAMMAL who brings you eggs.
" [00:13] cut [00:13] keep - ROTFL!!! [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] I love that one [00:13] keep [00:13] (What about a platypus?) [00:13] * Shyva giggles at that one * [00:13] Beware! [00:13]  MAMMAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [00:13] that's a marsupial [00:13] (This is a slur against weird Australian creatures) [00:13]  Wizzard asks about TOWN  [00:13]  "They're the only things in TOWN that haven't tried to kill us . . . yet.
" [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] A platypus is a mammal [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] neutral [00:13] nuh-uh [00:13] cut [00:13] Beware! [00:13] neutral [00:13] As in a spiny echidna [00:13] keep [00:13] * AdmiralMemo agrees with EofS [00:13]  TOWN now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13]  5 keeps (62%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14]  Wizzard asks about TWITCHING  [00:14]  "They cast spells, I tells ya! They're always TWITCHING their noses like on "Bewitched"!
" [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut *pukes* [00:14] They are the only two mammals known to lay eggs [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] E: cadbury bunny [00:14] *LOL* [00:14] lol! [00:14] LOL [00:14]  TWITCHING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] cut [00:14] She lays them? [00:14] Ick!!!! [00:14]  Wizzard asks about HEFNER  [00:14]  "I had a very traumatic experience involving Hugh HEFNER.
" [00:14] SHE??? [00:14] Buk buk buk buk buk........ [00:14] cut [00:14] lol [00:14] cut [00:14] cut *pukes more* [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] whom? [00:14] Hugh Heffenr- playboy dude [00:14]  HEFNER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] is the easter bunny a 'she'? [00:15] The playboy logo is a bunny [00:15]  Wizzard asks about HARMLESS  [00:15]  "Have you ever seen anything on this show that looks HARMLESS and *is* harmless?
" [00:15] neutral [00:15] keep [00:15] ass - I dunno [00:15] keep [00:15] neutral [00:15] cut [00:15] neutral [00:15] I was probably thinking of the Caramel bunny [00:15] neutral [00:15] keep [00:15] EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BUNNY GENDERS! [00:15] lol [00:15] keep [00:15] what? =P [00:15]  HARMLESS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15]  4 keeps (44%) -- 4 neutrals (44%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] hehe! [00:15] energizer bunny? [00:15]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:15]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:15]  MAMMAL [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15]  TOWN [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15]  HARMLESS [44%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] vote4 mammal [00:15] vote4 mammal [00:15] vote4 mammal [00:15] Was I the only one who found the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny's voice sexy? [00:15] Equal hights for Dwarves! [00:15] vote4 town [00:15] Anubis - no [00:15] Doggie> you're crazy =P [00:15] vote2 abstain [00:15] Anubs - I doubt it somehow [00:16] vote4 town [00:16] vote2 abstain [00:16] vote4 town [00:16] Narf, I dunno which to go for :0/ [00:16]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:16]  MAMMAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:16]  TOWN scored 3 vote(s). [00:16]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11 [00:16] cute! ;) [00:16] please! ;) [00:16] what about the woman in Roger Rabbit then? [00:16] vote4 harmless [00:16] vote4 harmless [00:16] vote for mammal! [00:16] she's not bad she's drawn that way [00:16] I sense a queenie! [00:16] :0) [00:16]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:16]  MAMMAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:16]  TOWN scored 3 vote(s). [00:16]  HARMLESS scored 2 vote(s). [00:16]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [00:16] Jessica Rabbit? [00:16] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:16]  Now in OFF mode. [00:16]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:16]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:16]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:16]  ADVISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  SIGN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  PETROL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  FINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  SOCIETY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  MOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  VACUUM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  TRUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  RATS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:16] GO SEVQUEEN! [00:16] * AdmiralMemo likes Jessica Rabbit [00:17]  Wizzard asks about ADVISE  [00:17]  "I`d ADVISE inoculations.
" [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] I didn't find JR that appealing, that's the cartoon woman not the oil tycoon [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17]  ADVISE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [00:17]  Wizzard asks about SIGN  [00:17]  "How about a "hazardous waste" SIGN and "keep out" tape?
" [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] neutral [00:17] LOL @ nub [00:17]  SIGN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  2 keeps (25%) -- 3 neutrals (38%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [00:17] keep [00:18]  SIGN now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:18]  3 keeps (33%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] * EofS wonders why she's bleeding [00:18]  Wizzard asks about PETROL  [00:18]  "You could try some PETROL and a box of matches.
" [00:18] neutral [00:18] * EofS realises it's 'cos she pulled a scab off [00:18] neutral [00:18] neutral [00:18] eeewww!¬ [00:18] neutral [00:18] * AdmiralMemo gets E a band-aid [00:18] That maybe was a bad idea [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] ew, E! [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] eeeewers [00:18] has anyone noticed the 666 number for magicstar? [00:18] lol [00:18] You know, if you picket, it won't get better! [00:18] lol! [00:18] Don't worry, it's not bad [00:18]  PETROL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  1 keeps (11%) -- 6 neutrals (67%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] port 6667? [00:18] anubis: sdaly yes [00:18]  Wizzard asks about FINE  [00:18]  "If you're lucky, just a small FINE!
" [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] ass - I know that :0P [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] oh Duel of the Fates [00:18] * Nemi yawns [00:18] Doen't mean I don;t keep doing it though - have been doing it for two days now [00:18] E- 'twas a Discworld reference ;) [00:19]  FINE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19] neutral [00:19]  Wizzard asks about SOCIETY  [00:19]  "Rehabilitation back into SOCIETY...
" [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] the other fines one is better [00:19] keep [00:19] ass - yeah, I just noticed the lack of space ;0) [00:19] *** Leander has joined #sevtrek [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep [00:19] Hi Leander [00:19] hey Leander! =) [00:19] happyhappyjoyjoy!!!! [00:19] Leander!!!!!! Hi! [00:19] hi leander [00:19] hi leander [00:19]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is SOCIETY  [00:19]  "Rehabilitation back into SOCIETY...
" [00:19] Greetings, Leander! [00:19] Anubis: isn't that the one that sounds like the 3rd movement of Dvorak's 9th? [00:19] cut [00:19]  SOCIETY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:19] *** Shyva sets mode: +v Leander [00:19]  Wizzard asks about MOP  [00:19]  "A MOP, a bucket . . . and our sympathy.
" [00:19] * Whitestar8472 will *have* to listen to Dvorak's 9th... [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:20] Green things [00:20] cut [00:20] neutral [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] D: Yeah, the one that plays when they errm duel believe it or not ]; ) It's kinda like Karl Orff [00:20] keep [00:20] This was better as "Our deepest sympathies" [00:20]  MOP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[4 mutes ] [00:20] hi...*waves to all the peeps* [00:20] Mmmmmmmmmmm, Orff........ [00:20] * assassin surfs* [00:20]  Wizzard asks about VACUUM  [00:20]  "How about a VACUUM cleaner
" [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] * Nemi now has Carmina Burnara stuck in her head [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] thx Nu [00:20] sorry ]; ) [00:20] the vacuum would quit [00:21]  VACUUM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21] *lol* [00:21] * AdmiralMemo has a Q-Tip stuck in his head [00:21] Carmina Burana - oh the memories [00:21] lol double a [00:21] * assassin now has Carmine Banana stuck in his head* [00:21] would get plugged up [00:21]  Wizzard asks about TRUCK  [00:21]  "I was thinking more of a garbage TRUCK.
" [00:21] uh..which comp thingie are we now [00:21] Having my head trodden on for one... [00:21] cut [00:21] :0/ [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] lol, assassin! [00:21] neutral [00:21] keep [00:21] pits [00:21] sin: caramel banana? [00:21] neutral [00:21] Pits [00:21] * Dhraakellian goes to get the CD [00:21] L; Pits [00:21] oh and Lene says hi too but she's gone sleeping [00:21] cut [00:21] okies, thanks [00:21]  TRUCK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:21] Leander> then what are you doing up? =P [00:21]  Wizzard asks about RATS  [00:21]  "More like RATS, Fines and Infamy.
" [00:21] L: End of Pits, though [00:21] cut [00:21] keep LOL! [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] Keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] I like how ths takes the orignal 3 words [00:22] Me too [00:22] keep [00:22] Yeah [00:22] * Anubis yawns [00:22]  RATS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] * AdmiralMemo will vote 4 rats [00:22]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:22] "A more intelligent punchline for a more intelligent Sevilian" [00:22]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:22]  SIGN [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:22]  RATS [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] vote2 abstain [00:22] * Dhraakellian listens to Dvorak's New World Symphony [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 rats [00:22] vote4 sign [00:22] Oh Rats! I voted to the wrong one! [00:22] JK [00:23]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23]  SIGN scored 1 vote(s). [00:23]  RATS scored 7 vote(s). [00:23]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:23] And the winner is: RATS [00:23]  Now in OFF mode. [00:23]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:23]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:23]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:23]  GYM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  SLITHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  STRAIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  DIGESTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  NOTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  SIZES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  HIDING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] yeah kinda obvious =P [00:23] * AdmiralMemo notes his puns aren't that great [00:23] Has anyone sais "There are FOUR comps!" yet? [00:23] ratsy :-P [00:23] There are FOUR comps! [00:23] assassin> nope *lol* [00:23] ;) [00:23] THERE ARE FOUR COMPS! [00:23] ass - no :0P [00:23] well now WS has =P [00:23]  Wizzard asks about GYM  [00:23]  "Only two more visits to the GYM and Ted would have his longed-for six pack!
" [00:23] and Doggie... [00:23] There are FOUR comps! [00:23] keep keep keep keep!!! [00:23] Hah - beat you, Anubis! ;) [00:23] keep [00:23] THERE ARE FIVE COMPS! [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] FOUR, E! [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] and WS, now I'm going to beat you [00:23]  GYM now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] to death! [00:24] cut all that has the word "drinking" in them! *grr* [00:24]  Wizzard asks about SLITHER  [00:24]  "Don't Drink and SLITHER.
" [00:24] Memo - I think that was the point *r1olls eyes* [00:24] Anubis: bring it on ;) :P [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24]  SLITHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] There are 100 comps :0P [00:24]  Wizzard asks about STRAIGHT  [00:24]  ""When you can slither in a STRAIGHT line without clinking - then you can come home."
" [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] * Dhraakellian picks up E's eyes [00:24] E: Why have you disabled autoresponse? [00:24] cut [00:24] Anubis - I haven't [00:24] cut [00:24] #roll E's eyes [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24]  STRAIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24]  Wizzard asks about DIGESTION  [00:24]  "Jack's slow DIGESTION system made it impossible to keep secrets from his wife
" [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] neutral [00:25] keep [00:25] neutral [00:25] cut [00:25] rolls eyes should have activated one of mine [00:25] Hey! They were in my hand@ [00:25] !* [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] But it didn't [00:25] So ha! [00:25]  DIGESTION now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25]  5 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25]  Wizzard asks about NOTHING  [00:25]  "There was NOTHING "anonymous" about George's drinking problem.
" [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] cut [00:25] autoresponses don't work all the time for some reason [00:25] keep [00:25] neutral [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] neutral [00:25] Shyva: yeah [00:25] Shyva - you sure? [00:25] E> yes =P [00:25]  NOTHING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25]  2 keeps (22%) -- 4 neutrals (44%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:25] It woudl be odd if one didn't work [00:25]  Wizzard asks about SIZES  [00:25]  "What'll the neighbors think with you coming home all hours & all SIZES?
" [00:25] btw, is it possible to use transparency stuff with .tga files? (sowwy..random mode) [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] sometimes they just pretend to work... [00:25] * Anubis eats 'a few more' cola bottles [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26]  SIZES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:26] Leander> .tga? [00:26]  Wizzard asks about HIDING  [00:26]  "HIDING Sam's drinking habit proved more difficult than expected.
" [00:26] cut [00:26] * Whitestar8472 looks for her creme eggs [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] CREME EGGS! [00:26]  HIDING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26]  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] [00:26] neutral [00:26]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:26] how about *not* swallowing the bottles as well? [00:26]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:26]  GYM [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:26]  DIGESTION [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:26] * AdmiralMemo eats WS's creme eggs [00:26] vote4 gym LOL VOTE 4 JIM! [00:26] vote4 gym [00:26] vote4 digestion [00:26] vote2 abstain [00:26] vote4 gym [00:26] vote4 digestion [00:27] vote4 gym [00:27] vote4 digestion [00:27] vote4 gym [00:27] hey! you already won last week! let me win this time!!! [00:27] =P [00:27] And ass - that's a dreadfull pun [00:27] yeah..picture filetype thingie...found this model of the text of starwars eppisode 1...if I edit it I can make a small story fly in space like in star wars. [00:27] vote4 gym, not Jim [00:27] vote4 gym [00:27]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:27]  GYM scored 5 vote(s). [00:27]  DIGESTION scored 3 vote(s). [00:27]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:27] You already did [00:27] vote4 digestion [00:27] Leander> which picture filetype thingie? =P i don't know... the only one i know that does transparency is gif... and i think png too... [00:27]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:27]  GYM scored 5 vote(s). [00:27]  DIGESTION scored 4 vote(s). [00:27]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:28] sevqueen [00:28] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:28] * Anubis sets alarm for 8am! [00:28] SEVQUEEN! [00:28]  Now in OFF mode. [00:28] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo [00:28] ANd it's over. [00:28] 29 minutes! =P [00:28] Where? [00:28] It's done. [00:28] Anyone else notice that when ass' punchline got 50% it was equal vote, when Wizzard's did, it was keep it? [00:28] :0D [00:28] * Shyva dances * [00:28] twenty nine?? not bad [00:28] 29 minutes! =P [00:28] 28 [00:28] Queeeeeeen, Queen, Queen, Queen....... [00:28] shows that more cut ass's than mine [00:28] indeed [00:28] heh [00:28] I know :0P [00:28] * Muffy will be back in a minute [00:28] One day I'm ognna give up playing dumb [00:28] slow. last week i needed 30 minutes for all five comps [00:28] * Anubis is also going for a second [00:28] now, letsee... how does one disable arial in Mozilla.... hmm.... [00:29] People either don't take it at all, or they believe me [00:29] ROTFLOL @ D [00:29] oh ok...well, it's not much...only that it (if I could make it work the way I want) it could have some background stars go still be visible in trough the text a bit. *apologises for bad grammar.* [00:29] Wizzy> yeah and we had more judges and punchlines last week too * [00:29] Last 4 Twists - 2 wins, 2 sevqueens, one of which went against me......*hopes the odds are good this time ;)* [00:29] which means of course that my line was found slioghtly better than ass's line :=) [00:29] *l* [00:29] by whom? Majel? [00:29] Why the laughing, Memo? [00:29]  Now in OFF mode. [00:29] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [00:29] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Aug 10 00:29:39 2002