Session Start: Sat Sep 28 00:10:44 2002 [00:10] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:10] ...and we're off! Yay! ;) [00:11] Bear with me please (and bare if you're so inclined) - it#s a while since I've done this ;0) [00:11] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:11] * AdmiralMemo checks out Majel's new topic [00:11] *** EofS is now known as EofSev [00:11] whose sevman? [00:11] * [sev]assassin bares* [00:11] Now in OFF mode. [00:11] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:11] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:11] EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:11] HEELS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] ASTEROIDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SCANNERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] IMPROVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] FUN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] BOX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] NEVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] RATS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SUFFICE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] UNIVERSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] QUICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] BIG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:11] E of Sev [00:11] <[sev]assassin> EofS is SevWoman! [00:11] <_5618_> BTW: did you people know the SB is accessed around 650x per day? [00:11] Kewl..... half is me checking up on stuff... [00:11] EofSev asks about HEELS [00:11] "Tuvok, clicking your HEELS together won't get him there any faster.
" [00:12] JK [00:12] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:12] Sev(wo)man actually :0P [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] wow. just imagine if dummy had banner ads and stuff [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] back soon [00:12] keep [00:12] <_5618_> keep [00:12] *** Trideos has left #sevtrek [00:12] Goodbye, Trideos! [00:12] HEELS now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:12] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[6 mutes ] [00:12] then we would have 650 x as much irritations about the banner adds and stuff. :-p [00:12] * _5618_ is leaving too. [00:12] Imagien if we still had hurlgirl.... [00:13] EofSev asks about ASTEROIDS [00:13] "Hey Parasite, you ever played the game "ASTEROIDS?"
" [00:13] Hey... You know something. I noticed that one of the pop-up ads on the Sev site was an ad for pop-up eliminator. [00:13] G'night, David - have a nice one [00:13] may she rest in peace... [00:13] Keep [00:13] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:13] * EofSev hugs David *1 Night! [00:13] nah what am I saying? [00:13] Pieces :0P [00:13] Isn't that ironic? [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] <[sev]assassin> nite 2468 [00:13] lol ;) [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] * Whitestar8472 hugs David - Have a good one. [00:13] * _5618_ huggles. [00:13] cut [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:13] That is ironic indeed :0) [00:13] Kinda like applying for computer sciences with a hand written form [00:13] like rain on your wedding day? [00:13] Yes... [00:13] ASTEROIDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[5 mutes ] [00:13] e: - I did [00:14] EofSev asks about SCANNERS [00:14] "We'll miss you... Our targetting SCANNERS are offline...
" [00:14] keep [00:14] <[sev]assassin> keep LOL! [00:14] Like a free ride, when you've already paid? ;) [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] :0D [00:14] keep - LOL!! [00:14] <_5618_> keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] <_5618_> LOL yes [00:14] keep [00:14] Chuim - but when you applied, the E-UCAS wasnt' up was it? [00:14] *** _5618_ has quit IRC (Quit: 12Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.) [00:14] <[sev]assassin> it's like such a clever Trek-like line! ;) [00:14] * AdmiralMemo doesn't know whether to laugh or groan at the Alanis Morriset song [00:14] yeah, we had to print some of it and write the rest [00:14] eh, shouldn't somebody op majel or so ?? [00:14] <[sev]assassin> It reminds of 'the good old days' ;) [00:14] Just take one of the "t"s out and we're good to go ;) [00:14] I was gona, but coudlnt' be bothered [00:14] not e-ucas no - dead tree edition [00:14] SCANNERS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[5 mutes ] [00:15] We now have UCAS, E-UCAS, and online UCAS to chose from ;0) [00:15] EofSev asks about IMPROVING [00:15] "Finally, you're IMPROVING morale!
" [00:15] so many UCAS's [00:15] <[sev]assassin> cuthbert [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut - LOL [00:15] keep [00:15] UCASi? [00:15] we had to struggle to get ours to print on the form :( bleh [00:15] stealer :0P [00:15] keep [00:15] neutral [00:15] keep [00:15] too much dilbert reading assassin :-) [00:15] We get 47 lines to write our personal statement [00:15] Honest! [00:15] good, in a nasty way {{:) [00:15] Well, if you got something that began with L, you'd have LUCAS [00:15] lol! ;) [00:15] Thomas - actualyl, Cuthbert came from me,a non Dilberter [00:15] <[sev]assassin> I am a poingy haired boss again - must read dilbert [00:16] dear god. personal statement - not fun at all [00:16] IMPROVING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[5 mutes ] [00:16] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [00:16] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [00:16] Greetings, Corsair! [00:16] Hiya Corsair [00:16] EofSev asks about FUN [00:16] "Sorry to spoil the FUN but that "asteroid" he's talking about is earth.
" [00:16] Hi Corsair [00:16] my personal statement: I am great [00:16] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:16] hi corsair [00:16] cut [00:16] the end [00:16] How dow. [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] Corsair! LTNS! [00:16] cut [00:16] <[sev]assassin> hey CussHead! [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] hey Corrs Eire [00:16] cut [00:16] Hi nubie woobie! [00:16] "nubie woobie"? [00:16] FUN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[6 mutes ] [00:17] oh well............ [00:17] EofSev asks about BOX [00:17] "so you do read the suggestion BOX after all
" [00:17] <[sev]assassin> keep LOL! [00:17] KEEP [00:17] keep [00:17] neutral [00:17] This one makes me think of school :0) [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] coss I don't wheely get this one [00:17] cut [00:17] Then cut it [00:17] cut [00:17] The box.... [00:17] E, "Joe Bloggs should leave the school?" [00:17] all suggestions for him to leave ship... [00:17] no.....I (almost)....uh....oh never mind [00:17] cut [00:18] Kinda D, yeah :0) [00:18] But less polite [00:18] there, happy now? :-P [00:18] that's what they used to do in Ancient Greece [00:18] Strange, the whole point of this was supposed to really be about twoblocks.... [00:18] BOX now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ] [00:18] EofSev asks about NEVER [00:18] "This'd better not be a "NEVER happened" episode
" [00:18] True, but the funnier lines aren't about him.... [00:18] <[sev]assassin> neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] every year they'd have some candidates from the government/aristocracy who the population would want to banish [00:18] keep !! [00:18] Much funnier version coming up :0) [00:18] keep [00:18] then they'd vote on it [00:19] * EofSev has a quick coughing fit [00:19] cut [00:19] Judging will resume when the Sev(wo)man is alive again [00:19] keep [00:19] Sorry, I agree with E. [00:19] Ancient World version of Big Brother [00:19] NEVER now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:19] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[5 mutes ] [00:19] * AdmiralMemo was going to vote for whatever he finds funny [00:19] <[sev]assassin> Memo - usually the poing ;) [00:19] <[sev]assassin> hehe [00:19] EofSev asks about RATS [00:19] "Always a bad sign when RATS leave a ship...
" [00:19] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:19] Heeheehee :0D [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] Always a bad sign when RATSY judges leave a site... [00:20] ;0) [00:20] * [sev]assassin cuts lines he doesn't find funny - kind of the same approach only backwards, see? :P) [00:20] True.... [00:20] lol! ;) [00:20] Lol [00:20] RATS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[5 mutes ] [00:20] EofSev asks about SUFFICE [00:20] "A simple "Live Long and Prosper" will SUFFICE Mr. Twoblocks.
" [00:20] keep lol [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] Keep [00:20] Well, I didn't leave... just took a vacation... to reality [00:20] lol [00:20] keep [00:20] :0) [00:20] keep [00:20] <[sev]assassin> cuit [00:20] keep [00:20] yeah, I suppose early season 1 Parisite should have been the first to leave [00:20] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:20] cut [00:21] Yes [00:21] especially with the "suffice" written in capitals :-) [00:21] But getting rid of their pilot really woudln't ahve helped hte whole getting home thing [00:21] lol, true ;) [00:21] He DID leave! The writer's finally made a character out of hime. [00:21] 4 Note to JC, redraw Kneelicks to look more rat like [00:21] SUFFICE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21] 7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[5 mutes ] [00:21] lol!! [00:21] But their pilot was leading them in circles.... [00:21] E, he wasn't their omly pilot, just their best [00:21] EofSev asks about UNIVERSE [00:21] "Please don't tell me we're in another alternate UNIVERSE.
" [00:21] i've heard about an enterprise episode where tpol goes back in time and patents velcro; is that correct ? [00:21] well no, but then they wouldn't be able to blame the pilot of making them get lost. [00:21] <[sev]assassin> keep [00:21] keep [00:21] D :0P [00:21] keep [00:21] they passed the same planets each week in the opening credits [00:21] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] <[sev]assassin> LOL! [00:22] cut [00:22] Memo - so I'm not the only one who noticed! [00:22] keep [00:22] Memo: LOL!! [00:22] He used to pilot cruise ships. [00:22] * Agent-D slaps AdmiralMemo around a bit with a large trout [00:22] dear god that was a bad joke [00:22] E: We suggested a strip on it a while back [00:22] I know [00:22] Thomas.... Not T'Pol.... Her Great Great Grandma [00:22] It's a small galaxy. [00:22] oh [00:22] better yet [00:22] I've a feeling I made the idea :0/ [00:22] UNIVERSE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ] [00:22] but §ev anticipated :-) [00:22] EofSev asks about QUICK [00:22] "Better go QUICK before Twoblocks does the Macarena.
" [00:22] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] neutral [00:23] cause what do we call the vulcans in sevtrek ?? :-))) [00:23] This one is bizarre [00:23] neutral [00:23] cut... *hates Macarena* [00:23] keep [00:23] <[sev]assassin> HEEEEEEEEEEEEY macarena! YIKE! [00:23] cut [00:23] Now THAT I'd pay money to see [00:23] Velcrons.... [00:23] QUICK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ] [00:23] Interesting [00:23] D: lol, yeah!! :D [00:23] EofSev asks about BIG [00:23] "I like this Timeline. First person to screw with it is gonna be in BIG trouble!
" [00:23] Keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] KEEP [00:23] lol [00:23] *** MrMemo has joined #sevtrek [00:23] Greetings, MrMemo! [00:24] okay this is getting too confusing now ;-) [00:24] Memo - which are you going to use? [00:24] <[sev]assassin> cut [00:24] *** EofSev sets mode: +o Majel [00:24] mmm, I can jsut see Dr Evil in this one "Mini Me, stop humping the time line" [00:24] cut [00:24] lol!! [00:24] Memo - you using Admiral Memo or MrMemo? [00:24] E, take a memo....preferably both! Heh. [00:24] why don't you and the time line go get a frickin room! [00:24] <[sev]assassin> LOL Dave [00:24] *groans* :P [00:24] *** EofSev sets mode: +v MrMemo [00:24] <[sev]assassin> LOL Anu [00:24] hehe, Anubis ;) [00:25] *** MrMemo has left #sevtrek [00:25] Goodbye, MrMemo! [00:25] * Agent-D high fives Anubis [00:25] nice one [00:25] <[sev]assassin> Anubis - I received an email invitation ot a conference today - the sender's name was Anu! [00:25] Oooh, okies [00:25] Trilly did an autosignon.... don't know why [00:25] BIG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ] [00:25] lol ;) [00:25] I was about to moderate the channel [00:25] Now in FINAL mode. [00:25] sin: I saw a Viper the other day, the reg plate started ANU ]: ) [00:25] EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:25] HEELS [50%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:25] SCANNERS [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] IMPROVING [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] BOX [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] NEVER [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:25] RATS [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] SUFFICE [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] UNIVERSE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] BIG [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25] E> never tell them what you were about to do [00:25] * [sev]assassin wants to remove final 2 stitchs in knee - they've been there like FIVE WEEKS now* [00:25] just do it [00:25] makes for much better effect :-) [00:25] <[sev]assassin> vote4 scanners [00:26] vote4 scanners [00:26] vote4 scanners [00:26] vote4 BOX [00:26] vote4 universe [00:26] Thomas - I'm not doing it now though :0P [00:26] vote4 scanners [00:26] vote4 scanners [00:26] vote4 suffice [00:26] *flaps hands* aaaaaaaaaaaaah [00:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26] SCANNERS scored 5 vote(s). [00:26] SUFFICE scored 1 vote(s). [00:26] UNIVERSE scored 1 vote(s). [00:26] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 14 [00:26] vote4 rats [00:26] <[sev]assassin> woah! 7 mutes???? [00:26] Seven mutes? Whoa! [00:26] Nice twoblocks impression Leander. [00:26] <[sev]assassin> LOL WS [00:26] <[sev]assassin> WS LOL! [00:26] we wait a bit i take it ? [00:26] 1 in 2 is mute [00:26] We've had 5 mutes throughout the JS [00:26] Who's not voting? Can we narrow it down? [00:27] vote4 universe [00:27] So we're only actually lacking two votes [00:27] <[sev]assassin> Leander: "Woah - I aint goin' in there!" *flap/run* [00:27] And there was one of them [00:27] vote4 scanners [00:27] And LEander was the other [00:27] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:27] SCANNERS scored 6 vote(s). [00:27] RATS scored 1 vote(s). [00:27] SUFFICE scored 1 vote(s). [00:27] UNIVERSE scored 2 vote(s). [00:27] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14 [00:27] *bows* and for my next impression I'll pretend to be captain kirk....."Hello.......I...........am...........captain............kirk [00:27] <[sev]assassin> nice one nemi [00:27] " [00:27] There are FOUR MUTES!! ;) [00:27] Grrr, got to cut a line I love [00:27] * AdmiralMemo is about to slap Leander.... [00:27] "I don't have tiem for this" [00:27] Heh. [00:27] :'0( [00:27] scrap rats and suffice [00:27] * [sev]assassin slaps WS with a coffee jar* [00:27] * Agent-D opens fire on Leander [00:27] have them revote [00:27] we'll get there [00:27] fast & simple [00:27] <[sev]assassin> scrag the rats! [00:27] RATS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:28] cut the ones that got 1 vote each [00:28] * Whitestar8472 catches coffee jar - Thanks! HEY - where's the coffee?!?! :P ;) [00:28] * EofSev poings at the Sev(wo)man hat she's wearing :0P [00:28] * Leander desperately tries to get firewall and other shields online [00:28] I know what I'm doing [00:28] SUFFICE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:28] * Nemi poings out that she could just as easily take over :P [00:28] * EofSev cries [00:28] * Whitestar8472 throws Leander a spare lightsever ;) [00:28] <[sev]assassin> let me know when scanners wins......loo break ;) [00:28] vote4 big [00:28] vote4 scanners [00:29] vote4 universe [00:29] Thomas - why do I get eh feeling you don't like scanners ;0) [00:29] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:29] SCANNERS scored 6 vote(s). [00:29] UNIVERSE scored 3 vote(s). [00:29] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 [00:29] * Leander sees lightsever flying towards him and has a bad feeling about catching it the flyswatter way. [00:29] :-) [00:29] i don't [00:29] why blow him up if he's already leaving ?? [00:29] Leander: lol ;) [00:29] For the fun of it :0P [00:29] CptT: To make sure! [00:29] At least it isn't the Maul one ;) ;) [00:30] *** MrMemo has joined #sevtrek [00:30] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v MrMemo [00:30] It's a variation on the "Fire at Will" line. [00:30] Greetings, MrMemo! [00:30] pssst... you forgot to cut the ones that didn't get any votes at all ;) [00:30] SCANNERS wins [00:30] Oh great.... [00:30] Not good.... [00:30] WS, hehe then both my hands would've been gone. [00:30] * EofSev considers putting Nemi on ignore [00:30] mrr [00:30] That's why I didn't throw that one ;) ;) [00:30] Now in OFF mode. [00:30] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:30] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:30] EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:30] FINGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] MARRIED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] TIARA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] LEARNT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] JUST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] ELVES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] FIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] ONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] EVIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] WRAPPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] WEAKNESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] UNDERWEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] THING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:30] Memo - what's up? [00:30] * AdmiralMemo is neutraling this round [00:31] Trilly's auto signing on again [00:31] Memo - which name are you using? Oh, okies [00:31] <[sev]assassin> Well, I kinda have an insight as to what HE'D like to win ;) ;) [00:31] Ignore this name [00:31]