Session Start: Sat Oct 05 00:08:13 2002 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] So it would have been...oh, yeah, ok, she'd be as BB is now ;0) [00:08] ...and we're off! [00:08] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:08] Corsair, riiiiiiiiight [00:08] gizmo in a party at colelge? I can see that happeneinig [00:08] *Wizzard* getpunches 1 [00:08]  Now in OFF mode. [00:08]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:08]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:08]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:08]  DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  VOICES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  PLEASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  PAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  CAMEO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  SEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  REDUCED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] She better, so we may all live vicariously through her. [00:09] *Wizzard* pick DOCTOR [00:09]  Wizzard asks about DOCTOR  [00:09]  "I'm a DOCTOR, not a receptionist!
" [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] his real line was better [00:09] brb [00:09] but too long [00:09] too long for a strip [00:09] *Wizzard* tally [00:09]  DOCTOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ] [00:09] perfect for the movie [00:09] *Wizzard* pick VOICES [00:09]  Wizzard asks about VOICES  [00:09]  "So, you've been hearing VOICES? We have therapy for that . . .
" [00:09] and palyed perfectly by the best cast member of Voyager [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] Though the second part is probably not necessary [00:10] what woudl happen if the Borg Queen had a headache? [00:10] D: Yeah :) (re: earlier comment) [00:10] *Wizzard* tally [00:10]  VOICES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:10] A whole load of REALLY cranky Borg? ;) [00:10] can you imagien a Borg on a Shrinks couch? [00:10] *Wizzard* pick GOOD [00:10]  Wizzard asks about GOOD  [00:10]  "So, assevilate any GOOD holonovels lately?
" [00:10] *** Clay has joined #sevtrek [00:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Clay [00:10] then all male drones wouldn't be able to - er - regenerate! [00:10] lol ;) [00:10] cut [00:10] Hi, Clay [00:10] the borg would assimilate aspirin? *ducks* :P [00:10] Salve [00:10] cut [00:10] With E there's no need to imagine! [00:10] keep [00:10] * Nemi runs [00:10] keep [00:11] neutral [00:11] hi [00:11] cut [00:11] Hey Clay... [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] Hi Clay [00:11] cut [00:11] howdy Clay [00:11] *Wizzard* tally [00:11]  GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] note that Trid isn't here [00:11] *Wizzard* pick PLEASE [00:11]  Wizzard asks about PLEASE  [00:11]  "... and he said, assevilate my wife, PLEASE! Heh, heh...
" [00:11] cut !!! [00:11] *** JustMark has joined #SevTrek [00:11] cut [00:11] cutr [00:11] cut [00:11] Hi there [00:11] cut [00:11] cut ohhhhh, old henny youngman stuff, talk about rehash....\ [00:11] Good Sev all! [00:12] cut [00:12] Hi JM! [00:12] cut [00:12] Hi Mark [00:12] *** Tyler_Durden has quit IRC (Quit: "You have selected quit - there is no "Are you sure?" option on a Macintosh - it's too late to change your mind - muwahahahaha!!!!!!") [00:12] hi mark [00:12] *Wizzard* tally [00:12]  PLEASE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[6 mutes ] [00:12] *Wizzard* pick PAIN [00:12]  Wizzard asks about PAIN  [00:12]  "Hairless, huh guys? I feel your PAIN!
" [00:12] cut [00:12] uh oh, ole doublebutt is having troubles..... [00:12] cut !!!! [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] Corsair - no, he quit, no problems [00:13] doublebutt? Does he need a diet? [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] The Assass is IN! [00:13] no, just someone to share his meals with.... [00:13] *Wizzard* tally [00:13]  PAIN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] oh wait, that's me [00:13] *sigh* [00:13] *Wizzard* pick CAMEO [00:13]  Wizzard asks about CAMEO  [00:13]  "Thank sev this is only a CAMEO.
" [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] neutral [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] How old is Jim? [00:14] if only he knew he'd been doing maintaince for the rest of .... eternity after this [00:14] how old are you? [00:14] *Wizzard* tally [00:14]  CAMEO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] Heh. [00:14] 47? [00:14] 74? [00:14] gettin there. [00:14] *Wizzard* tally [00:14]  CAMEO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] *Wizzard* pick SEAT [00:14]  Wizzard asks about SEAT  [00:14]  "Have a SEAT, the doctor will be with...oh, wait...
" [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:15] * EofS poings out that whatever is said here goes public [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] neutral [00:15] A couple people DO know....they are just Gems about keeping it to themselves. Muah! [00:15] Doctor and Voices are the only good ones [00:15] cut [00:15] yeah, teh next lien just plain sucks [00:15] and doctor wasn't as good as the real line in the movie [00:15] Have we actually kept any yet? [00:15] d'uh [00:16] this is a send up [00:16] *Wizzard* tally [00:16]  SEAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16] yeah [00:16] Yes, Voices. [00:16] we can't sue teh REAL line [00:16] Voices [00:16] Ahh right [00:16] *Wizzard* pick REDUCED [00:16]  Wizzard asks about REDUCED  [00:16]  "Great, i am REDUCED to being a distract'o'gram!
" [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] thanks ;) [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut cut cuttity cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cuthbert [00:16] cuthbert? [00:16] narf [00:16] is that the Docs alst words? [00:16] Means I really hate it [00:16] cute ;) [00:16] (and that was manual, not auto ;) ) [00:16] *Wizzard* tally [00:16]  REDUCED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[4 mutes ] [00:16] no wonder, Cuthbert? Who woudl anme their kid THAT? [00:16] Heyyyy, who gave Agent-D the knife...c'mon now, fess up! [00:16] cut [00:16] *Wizzard* mode final [00:16]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:16] WS - you'd do well to turn that auto off in JSes ;0) [00:16] *Wizzard* whatsleft [00:16]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:16]  VOICES [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] Oh, okies [00:17] what knife? [00:17] *Wizzard* quote And the winner is: VOICES [00:17] And the winner is: VOICES [00:17] this is a fork [00:17] vote4 VOICES [00:17] E: I have done ;) [00:17] *Wizzard* getpunches 2 [00:17]  Now in OFF mode. [00:17]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:17]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:17]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:17]  USED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  PAWNS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  PETS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  MEMORY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  HOOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  REPEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  TROVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:17] That was easy [00:17] Actually, Cuthbert is a name with a special memory for me :0) [00:17] (I typed that in manually because I'd already voted to cut it ;) ) [00:17] *Wizzard* quote Warning: the first line of SciFi was edited severely by JC!!! [00:17] Warning: the first line of SciFi was edited severely by JC!!! [00:17] *Wizzard* pick USED [00:17]  Wizzard asks about USED  [00:17]  "USED Spells -- No lethal side-effects since 1974!
" [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] * Dhraakellian sharpens a screwdriver [00:17] cut [00:17] E, I won't pry, not durign a JS [00:17] keep [00:17] * EofS checks none of her autos start with cut keep or neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] {{:) [00:17] the first JC was edited sevly by scifi [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:18] *grin* [00:18] how so? [00:18] how was it edited? [00:18] 1974 was originally striked through and followed by 2001 [00:18] lol [00:19] Lol [00:19] neutral [00:19] staked? He wa a vampire? {{;) [00:19] would've been better that way [00:19] don't tell me... [00:19] *Wizzard* tally [00:19]  USED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:19] *Wizzard* pick PAWNS [00:19]  Wizzard asks about PAWNS  [00:19]  "Pawnshop (Lifelike PAWNS for sale)
" [00:19] cut ! [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] Someone is already trying to sue her for plagerism.... [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] cut [00:19] sue who? [00:19] cut [00:19] -5 spelling. [00:20] Her, the author chick. [00:20] Rowling? [00:20] the case was thrown out [00:20] *Wizzard* tally [00:20]  PAWNS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[4 mutes ] [00:20] Yeah. [00:20] *Wizzard* pick PETS [00:20]  Wizzard asks about PETS  [00:20]  "Cerberus PETS (Three for one sale!)
" [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] no plagiarism, the accuser was a nutcase [00:20] aw [00:20] neutral [00:20] keep [00:20] Was it? Oh good, thanks Chimera. [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] I feel sorry for it [00:20] neutral [00:21] keep [00:21] (have't read the books, haven't seen teh film, coudl be a refernce) [00:21] *Wizzard* tally [00:21]  PETS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21]  5 keeps (56%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21] I've seen the film and have all four books ;) [00:21] *Wizzard* pick MEMORY [00:21]  Wizzard asks about MEMORY  [00:21]  "Gilderoy's MEMORY Charms. (Forget the other guys!)
" [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] Yes, there's always some nitwit trying to horn in on a good idea. [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] D - that's not a reference to the films, but to general (Greek?) mythology [00:21] keep [00:21] Cerberus was a three headed dog [00:21] why is that line funny? [00:21] Thing [00:21] oh [00:22] why is this line funny? [00:22] D : cerberus was the 3-headed dog that guarded the underworld in Greek and Roman mythology [00:22] wizz - cos its almost what happened in the books [00:22] uh huh] [00:22] *Wizzard* tally [00:22]  MEMORY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] Wizzard - memory - forget the others ;0) [00:22] memory and forget [00:22] *Wizzard* pick HOOT [00:22]  Wizzard asks about HOOT  [00:22]  "Express Owl Delivery (We Give a HOOT)
" [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut (bad pun) [00:22] cut [00:22] it promtoes impreoved memoreies, but wants you to forget the compition [00:22] neutral bordering on keep [00:22] think about it [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] I forget what I submitted for this one....been too long, too many hurricanes to worry about. [00:23] *Wizzard* tally [00:23]  HOOT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:23] (now if only they had something to imporve tupos) [00:23] *Wizzard* pick REPEAT [00:23]  Wizzard asks about REPEAT  [00:23]  "Forgetness spells - special bonuses for REPEAT customers!!!
" [00:23] keep !!! [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] I prefer this one ;) [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] How will they remember the bonuses? Heeeeeee! [00:23] keep [00:23] change the first word to forgetfulness, though [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:24] *Wizzard* tally [00:24]  REPEAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24]  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] *Wizzard* pick TROVE [00:24]  Wizzard asks about TROVE  [00:24]  "Treasure TROVE: If it's cursed, you're re-imbursed
" [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut I like this one.....but [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] it's a good one, yeah [00:24] test 47 [00:24] *Wizzard* tally [00:24]  TROVE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:24]  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] I like it...but I really want puns :0) [00:24] 47 [00:25] 47 [00:25] thanks [00:25] *Wizzard* mode final [00:25]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:25] *Wizzard* whatsleft [00:25]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:25]  PETS [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25]  MEMORY [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25]  REPEAT [89%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:25]  TROVE [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:25] np! [00:25] vote4 repeat [00:25] vote4 repeat [00:25] vote4 repeat [00:25] oh stop repeating yourselves. [00:25] vote4 repeat [00:25] vote4 memory [00:25] vote4 trove [00:25] Heh. [00:25] lol ;) [00:25] vote4 memory [00:25] vote4 pets [00:25] vote4 pets [00:25] yeah i like pets. [00:25] E, Nemi - neopets? ;) [00:25] * Whitestar8472 runs! ;) [00:25] hate spiders though.. [00:26] i REALLY hate spiders.. [00:26] sympathy vote ;) [00:26] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:26]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26]  PETS scored 2 vote(s). [00:26]  MEMORY scored 2 vote(s). [00:26]  REPEAT scored 4 vote(s). [00:26]  TROVE scored 1 vote(s). [00:26]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:26] Yeah [00:26] I don't really care, it's HP so it means nothing to me.... [00:26] You mean, like that one on your shoulder? [00:26] *Wizzard* cutfinal trove [00:26]  TROVE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:26] spiders kill my processor cooler. [00:26] and i fall back [00:26] Heh. [00:26] But, what about Lycos? [00:26] vote4 memory [00:26] no more! the line must be drawn HERE! [00:26] --- [00:26] * Dhraakellian gets a markel [00:26] marker* [00:27] This... ehm, that... far; no further! [00:27] I see, that's circuit G4147, attachment to spinning gizmo.... [00:27] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:27]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:27]  PETS scored 2 vote(s). [00:27]  MEMORY scored 3 vote(s). [00:27]  REPEAT scored 4 vote(s). [00:27]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:27] *Wizzard* cutfinal pets [00:27]  PETS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:27] And you will make them PAY... for what they've done! ;) [00:27] * Dhraakellian wonders if gizzy is dizzy [00:27] Gah [00:27] Got to vote between two incredibly similar punchlines [00:27] *** Chimera has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:28] Oooo, majel is evil tonight! [00:28] Momory and Repeat are the same line, but opposite... [00:28] *** Chimera has joined #sevtrek [00:28] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Chimera [00:28] use repeat... it'S the funnier one [00:28] vote4 memory [00:28] welcome back [00:28] death to spiders. [00:28] wb! [00:28] I think memory is more funny [00:28] sheesh. ping of 54 seconds [00:28] I prefer memory as it is funny anyway, but extra funny if you're familiar witht eh books [00:28] Whoa! :S [00:28] YOU, CORSAIR! you seem like a spider to me! [00:28] 0secs from me [00:28] I think Repeat's funnier, personally... [00:28] How would repeat customers remember they get a bonus? It's like an endless loop. [00:28] d - well yeah I just reconnected [00:28] since forgetfulness could just be a random thing, not necesarrily wiping memory of past business [00:29] corsair: congrats! you got the joke! [00:29] :P [00:29] That's the point ;) [00:29] so it seems ok [00:29] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:29]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:29]  MEMORY scored 4 vote(s). [00:29]  REPEAT scored 4 vote(s). [00:29]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:29] *Wizzard* quote This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:29] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:29] *Wizzard* getpunches 3 [00:29]  Now in OFF mode. [00:29]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:29]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:29]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:29]  TALKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  DUNNO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  SHE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  OPEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  OK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  RECORD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:29] There are FOUR MUTES! ;) [00:29] Yeah Wizz, I'm quick wit da mind... [00:29] i hope the sevqueen is not queen of spiders. [00:29] Chiemra, ahhh , that explains it then {{:) [00:29] and the pun is more obvious in Memory [00:29] corsair: duh...? :D [00:29] *Wizzard* pick TALKS [00:29]  Wizzard asks about TALKS  [00:29]  "W: Well, that's different! L: Yeah, she only TALKS like Herman!
" [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] neutral [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] hmm... Dunno won't work [00:30] *Wizzard* tally [00:30]  TALKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:30]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [00:30] *Wizzard* pick DUNNO [00:30]  Wizzard asks about DUNNO  [00:30]  "W: Lance, what's a "shower?" L: I DUNNO, but I'm gonna clean it!
" [00:31] in character for Wayne, but Lance cares too much about his looks to not know what a shower is [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut (lance knows what a shower is) [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] Lance knows the shower [00:31] cut [00:31] What D said [00:31] I was going to keep this one, but Dhraak opened MY eyes.... [00:31] very good line for wayne, though [00:31] Corsair: same here ;) [00:31] it so fits their expressions though [00:31] extremely good [00:31] cut [00:31] Yes, for Wayne. [00:31] *Wizzard* tally [00:31]  DUNNO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[4 mutes ] [00:31] "I don't care, I'm gonna clean it" might work though [00:31] *Wizzard* pick SHE [00:31]  Wizzard asks about SHE  [00:31]  "W: Now why is it better when SHE says it? L: I can't imagine!
" [00:31] Shame we jsut completely cut it [00:32] cut [00:32] neutral [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] Well, we can only vote on what they input. [00:32] keep [00:32] True [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] Only JC may edit himself into a "gate" [00:32] *Wizzard* tally [00:32]  SHE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:32] sad, but true, corsair [00:32] *Wizzard* pick THAT [00:32]  Wizzard asks about THAT  [00:32]  "W: What...was...THAT? L: Change.
" [00:33] There are... [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] Naah... [00:33] l( [00:33] ;) even [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] small word changes like forgetness->forgetfullness might work [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] I had one just like this, but ended it with Marriage.. [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] dhraak: perhaps the shop owner forgot the correct spelling? ;D [00:33] goodnight everyone ;) [00:33] *Wizzard* tally [00:33]  THAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ] [00:33] Ngiht Johan [00:34] *Wizzard* pick OPEN [00:34]  Wizzard asks about OPEN  [00:34]  "W: I had to OPEN my mouth. L: I had to open my eyes!
" [00:34] G'night, Johan! [00:34] cut [00:34] Later DUM! [00:34] Have a good one [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] bye nova [00:34] night there [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] Bye! [00:34] neutral [00:34] neutral [00:34] hmm... [00:34] neutral [00:34] Shared resources at \\server [00:34] Share name Type Used as Comment [00:34] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [00:34] Enterprise Episodes [00:34] Disk [00:34] HP710C Print HP DeskJet 710C Series [00:34] NETLOGON Disk Logon server share [00:34] The command completed successfully. [00:34] * *Majel* 3has leftC:\>net [00:34] both of them have eyes open.... [00:34] cut [00:34] don't really understand Lanse's [00:34] ??? [00:34] *Wizzard* tally [00:34]  OPEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:34]  0 keeps (0%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:34] ACK! sorry everyone!! [00:34] *Wizzard* pick OK [00:34]  Wizzard asks about OK  [00:34]  "W: Are you OK? L: I can't decide if this is dream or nightmare.
" [00:34] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] We'll let you off ;) [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] You should keep that covered up, Majel [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] just continue judging like i didn't hit the ctrl+v combination pasting important server information to a public channel which is being logged and displayed on half a million browsers in the world. [00:35] *** CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [00:35] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v CptThomas [00:35] keep [00:35] Hi there [00:35] There are Boots on his Legs! [00:35] Salve [00:35] hi [00:35] *Wizzard* tally [00:35]  OK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35]  8 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[5 mutes ] [00:35] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [00:35] *Wizzard* pick RECORD [00:35]  Wizzard asks about RECORD  [00:35]  "W: There goes our world RECORD. L: There goes our world, period.
" [00:35] cut !!! [00:36] keep [00:36] (that's one topic which has been trampled far enough) [00:36] keep [00:36] keep [00:36] cut [00:36] *** CptThomas has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net atlantis.magicstar.net) [00:36] *** Chimera has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net atlantis.magicstar.net) [00:36] *** Clay has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net atlantis.magicstar.net) [00:36] *** Corsair has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net atlantis.magicstar.net) [00:36] *** Chubby has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net atlantis.magicstar.net) [00:36] what the? [00:36] Hold on!! [00:36] netsplit! [00:36] Netsplit? [00:36] neutral [00:36] Geh, we had this problem earlier... [00:36] Not a normal one though [00:36] hm.... all nicks starting with "C" got split off???? odd... [00:36] Weird! [00:36] This attacked everyone with a c name [00:36] hmm, yar, is a rough and stormy night on the net tongiht, maties [00:36] But yes, we had horrible netsplit problems earlier [00:37] Ok...this is decidely odd. [00:37] only ones on gryphon [00:37] Ah. [00:37] perhaps they assign the server alphabetically [00:37] It was gryphon having hte problem earlier? Or was it atlantis? [00:37] vote4 OK eventually [00:37] Not sure... [00:37] actually... majel is on gryphon [00:37] odd... I'm on gryyhon [00:37] gryphon [00:38] * [00:38] I was on gryphon earlier, but changed to Galaxy [00:38] Yeah - earlier 5618 was in and out like a yoyo, whilst WS, also on Gryphon, was fine [00:38] or were they on atlantis [00:38] ? [00:39] well... we're all on gryphon and galaxy [00:39] Good question... I have no idea! [00:39] No, I've now decided it was a gryphon problem [00:39] Hm... who's on which server? [00:39] I'm on Galaxy... [00:39] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:39] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:39] Wake me when we start again... [00:39] Hiya, JB [00:39] [_Thomas|IDLE PING] [00:39] gryphon [00:39] hello [00:39] *** _Thomas|IDLE has joined #sevtrek [00:39] We're in the middle of a netsplit here [00:39] ;) [00:39] *_Thomas|IDLE* whatsup [00:39] what is happening? [00:39] *** Chimera has joined #sevtrek [00:39] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Chimera [00:39] I'm on Gryphon [00:39] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Quit: Client Exiting) [00:39] welcome back people [00:40] JB - we had a netsplit in the middle of the JS [00:40] *** _Thomas|IDLE is now known as CptThomas [00:40] * DrJonasBashir slaps JustMark around a bit with a large trout [00:40] *** CptThomas has left #sevtrek [00:40] We're judging Pits right now [00:40] *** CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [00:40] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v CptThomas [00:40] you are all suck [00:40] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:40] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [00:40] Once we can get started again that is ;0) [00:40] wb guys [00:40] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v JustMark [00:40] Thank you for sharing [00:40] I am rule!!!11 [00:40] sa that''s what the /server command does [00:40] all back? [00:40] *Chimera* whatsup [00:40] Dhraak: yup [00:40] I'm on galaxy now [00:40] DJB...What you are drinking, pass some over here! [00:40] *Wizzard* check [00:40]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is RECORD  [00:40]  "W: There goes our world RECORD. L: There goes our world, period.
" [00:40] Clay and Chubby aren't here [00:41] cut [00:41] it actually disconnects you [00:41] Were they voting? [00:41] Corsair isn't back either [00:41] neutral [00:41] They weren't but Corsair was [00:41] keep [00:41] corsair left after the netsplit, I had trouble rejoining [00:41] cut [00:41] *CptThomas* whatsup [00:41] okies [00:41] he may be trying to rejoin still [00:42] getting online is practically impossible right now [00:42] keep [00:42] anybody can contact them otherwise? tell them to use galaxy or gryphon directly... [00:42] linuxguy also works [00:42] Wizz: did Majel register the votes before the netsplit happened or do we need to revote? [00:42] if someone gets disconnected his/her vote gets lost [00:42] I'm trying through AIM [00:43] stay away from atlantis though [00:43] I don't know Corsair's aim handle [00:43] I'm trying Corsair through M$N [00:43] if he has one [00:43] I do - which is why I'm trying [00:43] what is it? [00:43] (Guido - thanks) [00:44] meep - too tired, ciao [00:44] so I can lengthen my Sevilian buddy list on this computer [00:44] Vale [00:44] eep! bye nemi ;) [00:44] Ngiht Nemi1 [00:44] I'm on my way back from Valhalla [00:44] night there [00:44] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [00:44] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [00:44] bye [00:44] G'night, Nemi! [00:44] hello [00:44] wb, Corsair [00:44] Ah, better. [00:44] Hooray! [00:44] WB [00:44] *Wizzard* check [00:44]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is RECORD  [00:44]  "W: There goes our world RECORD. L: There goes our world, period.
" [00:44] *** Nemi has quit IRC (Quit: while you're ahead) [00:44] wb... [00:44] cut [00:44] and i'll continue now, no matter if the others return or not [00:44] *Wizzard* tally [00:44]  RECORD now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:44]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [00:45] *Wizzard* mode final [00:45]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:45] *Wizzard* whatsleft [00:45]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:45]  THAT [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:45]  OK [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:45]  RECORD [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:45] vote4 ok [00:45] vote4 ok [00:45] vote4 ok [00:45] Most everyone split off, I only found my way back by shutting down and re-connecting [00:45] vote4 ok [00:45] vote4 world [00:45] vote4 OK [00:45] can someone tell me the winners on the other contests ? [00:45] vote4 record [00:45] vote4 that [00:45] vote4 that [00:46] vote4 record [00:46] It was voices and a sevqueen between the two memory ones [00:46] 3vote4 that [00:46] Won't work in colour [00:46] i know [00:46] Cpt: ST: Voices, SF: queen on memory and repeat [00:46] I liked voices...good line [00:46] vote4 that [00:46] good... both are kept still [00:46] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:46]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:46]  THAT scored 2 vote(s). [00:46]  OK scored 5 vote(s). [00:46]  RECORD scored 2 vote(s). [00:46]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [00:46] i probably forgot to remove the color code in my script [00:46] haven't had to use the manual override yet [00:46] so it slipped by [00:46] clear advantage, so... [00:47] *Wizzard* quote And the winner is: OK [00:47] And the winner is: OK [00:47] *Wizzard* getpunches 4 [00:47]  Now in OFF mode. [00:47]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:47]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:47]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:47]  POUCHTOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  BELLYFUL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  DONT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  STRETCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  JACUZZI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  ROOM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  CABLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  CLEAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  POTATO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:47] *Wizzard* pick POUCHTOP [00:47]  Wizzard asks about POUCHTOP  [00:47]  "The new POUCHTOP computer
" [00:47] cut [00:47] * Corsair enters "muahahahah" mode. [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] I have a feeling I gave this a 5, eh well :0) [00:48] lol [00:48] cut [00:48] *Wizzard* tally [00:48]  POUCHTOP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:48]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:48] *Wizzard* pick BELLYFUL [00:48]  Wizzard asks about BELLYFUL  [00:48]  "Momma Roo had a BELLYFUL of Joey's gaming addiction.
" [00:48] keep [00:48] cut [00:48] keep [00:48] keep [00:48] cut [00:48] keep [00:48] cut [00:48] * Dhraakellian smashes Corsair's brain out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick before he can do any damage [00:48] what's a joey ? a young kangaroo ?? [00:48] keep [00:48] Yes [00:48] neutral [00:48] Yeah [00:48] cut [00:48] yes [00:48] lag [00:49] *Wizzard* tally [00:49]  BELLYFUL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:49]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[0 mutes ] [00:49] * Corsair admonishes Dhraak.....Too Late Dhraak! I've been to Pan Galactic land! [00:49] *Wizzard* pick DONT [00:49]  Wizzard asks about DONT  [00:49]  ""No, I DONT know where you put the remote!"
" [00:49] cut [00:49] keep [00:49] keep - I love this one! [00:49] cyt [00:49] keep [00:49] cut [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] (might want to insert an apostrophe though ;) ) [00:49] *Wizzard* tally [00:49]  DONT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:49]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ] [00:50] *Wizzard* pick STRETCH [00:50]  Wizzard asks about STRETCH  [00:50]  "So much for the STRETCH marks going away!
" [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] but it wouldn't work as a punchword, then, would it [00:50] * Corsair BTW Dhraak, did you roll percentile for that? [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] True... [00:50] keep [00:50] no [00:50] and drop the /me there [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] *Wizzard* tally [00:50]  STRETCH now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:50]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:50] !:) [00:50] (Could have changed the punchword to REMOTE though [/mode nitpicker] ;) ) [00:50] *Wizzard* pick JACUZZI [00:50]  Wizzard asks about JACUZZI  [00:50]  ""But mom, all the other joeys have a JACUZZI!"
" [00:50] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] cu [00:51] good poing [00:51] cut even [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] neutral [00:51] Don't wanna know where the bubbles would come from ;0) [00:51] cut [00:51] Let him have the Jacuzzi....He'll electrocute them both.... [00:51] lol ;) Ehm... no ;) [00:51] E: you mean like in that one simpsos episode? ;) [00:51] *mala cogitata* [00:51] *Wizzard* tally [00:51]  JACUZZI now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:51]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[1 mutes ] [00:51] keep [00:51] you just had to say that, didn't you, E? [00:51] *Wizzard* pick ROOM [00:51]  Wizzard asks about ROOM  [00:51]  ""Mom, I need a bigger ROOM..."
" [00:51] !:) [00:51] cut [00:51] keep [00:51] cut [00:51] keep [00:51] cut [00:52] neutral [00:52] E: I think you said what we were all thinking (well, most of us anyway ;) ) [00:52] cut [00:52] cut [00:52] Dhraak - yeah, I've been rather like that tongiht ;0) [00:52] not me [00:52] cut [00:52] keep [00:52] *Wizzard* tally [00:52]  ROOM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:52]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[0 mutes ] [00:52] *Wizzard* pick CABLE [00:52]  Wizzard asks about CABLE  [00:52]  "It was decided CABLE internet would limit their freedom of movement too much.
" [00:52] keep [00:52] cut [00:52] (Dhraak: Hence the "most of us" ;) ) [00:52] keep [00:52] cut [00:52] naughty, naughty, E [00:52] cut [00:52] neutral [00:52] !:) [00:52] poing [00:52] neutral [00:52] That's too much like an Advert for cable companies.... [00:53] cut [00:53] *Wizzard* tally [00:53]  CABLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:53]  2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:53] I'd think it's more of an advert for wireless internet companies [00:53] cut [00:53] *Wizzard* pick CLEAN [00:53]  Wizzard asks about CLEAN  [00:53]  ""Junior, CLEAN your room!"
" [00:53] yeah, but it works agianst them [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] keep [00:53] cut [00:53] *Wizzard* tally [00:53]  CLEAN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:53]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[1 mutes ] [00:53] *Wizzard* pick POTATO [00:53]  Wizzard asks about POTATO  [00:53]  "Pouch POTATO.
" [00:53] keep [00:53] keep [00:53] keep [00:53] keep [00:53] keep [00:53] cut [00:53] keep [00:53] unforgivable pun [00:54] keep [00:54] keep, non-the-less [00:54] And I never WILL forgive it either.... [00:54] *Wizzard* tally [00:54]  POTATO now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:54]  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[1 mutes ] [00:54] *Wizzard* mode final [00:54]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:54] *Wizzard* whatsleft [00:54]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:54]  BELLYFUL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:54]  DONT [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:54]  STRETCH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:54]  POTATO [89%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:54] vote4 potato [00:54] vote4 potato [00:54] *** Clay has joined #sevtrek [00:54] *** atlantis.magicstar.net sets mode: +v Clay [00:54] vote4 dont [00:54] vote4 potato [00:54] vote4 dont [00:54] wb [00:54] Hi Clay [00:54] vote4 stretch [00:54] wb clay [00:54] vote4 potato potato, potatoe, let's call the whole thing off! [00:54] lots of rehash potential [00:55] vote4 potato [00:55] *Wizzard* whatsleft [00:55]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:55]  BELLYFUL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:55]  DONT [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:55]  STRETCH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:55]  POTATO [89%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:55] vote4 bellyful [00:55] vote4 potato [00:55] that's the shortlist for twist, clay... [00:55] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:55]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:55]  BELLYFUL scored 1 vote(s). [00:55]  DONT scored 2 vote(s). [00:55]  STRETCH scored 1 vote(s). [00:55]  POTATO scored 6 vote(s). [00:55]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11 [00:55] *** Clay has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) [00:55] *Wizzard* finaltally [00:55]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:55]  BELLYFUL scored 1 vote(s). [00:55]  DONT scored 2 vote(s). [00:55]  STRETCH scored 1 vote(s). [00:55]  POTATO scored 6 vote(s). [00:55]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 10 [00:55] vote4 dont [00:55] *Wizzard* quote And the winner is: POTATO [00:55] And the winner is: POTATO [00:55] Omigawd, they killed Clay!~ [00:55] *Wizzard* mode off [00:55]  Now in OFF mode. [00:56] *Wizzard* sendmailon [00:56] you-! waitaminute [00:56] looks like potato has it [00:56] thats a good thing [00:56] The... the... ack, can't say that while we're logging ;) [00:56] for tRids legs at least {{:) [00:56] don't worry ws... [00:56] illigitimately born people! [00:56] *Wizzard* shutdown [00:56]  Now in OFF mode. [00:56] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [00:56] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Oct 05 00:56:23 2002