[22:08] <04Majel> Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [22:08] <04Majel> ...retrieving punchlines. Please allow 10 seconds minimum refresh time. [22:08] Yay!! [22:08] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:08] Yay. :P [22:08] <04Majel> Majel v4.7NF is online. [22:09] bye :) [22:09] 4.7? :P [22:09] *** Trideos has left #sevtrek [22:09] *** n3wt changes topic to 'THE JUDGING SESSION WILL NEVER START!!!!! Oh...wait...' [22:09] Later, Pam ;) [22:09] bah [22:09] *g* [22:09] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [22:09] Yippee ;) [22:09] Heh, trideos just hangs around till it starts....then leaves....heh [22:09] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:09] <04Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [22:09] I's going too, this is distracting from something else... [22:09] <04Majel> Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [22:09] <04Majel> Wizzard requested the shortlist: [22:09] <04Majel> COMPLAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] <04Majel> SAVES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] <04Majel> RED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] Byes. :) [22:09] <04Majel> TARDYLIFT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] *** Bad_thought_guru has left #sevtrek [22:09] <04Majel> WARPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] okies, catch you later [22:09] <04Majel> CATSUIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] <04Majel> FUTURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] darn, missed him! [22:09] Make sure....ah bugger! [22:09] <04Majel> MISSION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] <04Majel> BEAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] * Whitestar8472 reloads :P [22:09] <04Majel> EQUAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:09] <04Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode. [22:10] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about COMPLAIN [22:10] <04Majel> "You never COMPLAIN when it's Sushi and Tentpole!
" [22:10] keep [22:10] cut [22:10] keep [22:10] cut [22:10] *** Wizzard sets mode: +o Majel [22:10] cut [22:10] keep [22:10] <04Majel> COMPLAIN now gets status: "Equal vote.". [22:10] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [22:10] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [22:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [22:10] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about SAVES [22:10] <04Majel> "It SAVES time. We'll all end up in decon anyway.
" [22:10] Hiya JB! [22:11] cut [22:11] keep [22:11] hi jb [22:11] hi JB [22:11] keep [22:11] hello [22:11] cut [22:11] keep [22:11] Hi doc. first one, second punch [22:11] it would be nice if, one day, one either than Wizzard is SevMan >=] [22:11] keep [22:11] JB: not my fault if others are too lazy or don't show up in time [22:11] <04Majel> SAVES now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:11] <04Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [22:11] I'm willin to learn. [22:12] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about RED [22:12] <04Majel> "Well, you always call RED alert when I'm in the bathroom!
" [22:12] cut [22:12] cut [22:12] keep [22:12] cut [22:12] cut [22:12] keep [22:12] <04Majel> RED now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:12] <04Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [22:12] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about TARDYLIFT [22:12] <04Majel> "My clothes got caught in the TARDYLIFT doors. Honest.
" [22:12] cut [22:12] cut [22:12] cut [22:12] cut [22:13] keep [22:13] cut [22:13] <04Majel> TARDYLIFT now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:13] <04Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [22:13] I will never show up in time, much to my regret [22:13] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about WARPED [22:13] <04Majel> "We went to WARPED speed while my clothes were still at impulse
" [22:13] cut [22:13] cut [22:13] cut [22:13] keep [22:13] keep [22:13] cut [22:13] keep [22:13] <04Majel> WARPED now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:13] <04Majel> 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [22:13] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o ViriiGoDii [22:13] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about CATSUIT [22:13] <04Majel> "I thought this'd be less revealing than a CATSUIT!.
" [22:14] keep [22:14] cut [22:14] keep [22:14] neutral [22:14] neutral [22:14] cut [22:14] would have worked had any of them ever worn a catsuit. [22:14] corsair: you mean apart from the "Babe in Catsuit[TM]"? [22:14] I mean one of the guys. [22:15] <04Majel> CATSUIT now gets status: "Keep for now.". [22:15] <04Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [22:15] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about FUTURE [22:15] <04Majel> "Maybe in the FUTURE they'll make uniforms that won't rip.
" [22:15] cut [22:15] keep [22:15] cut [22:15] neutral [22:15] cut [22:15] or should that be "rip"? ;) [22:15] :) [22:15] Don't [22:16] <04Majel> FUTURE now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:16] <04Majel> 1 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [22:16] keep [22:16] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about MISSION [22:16] <04Majel> "I was afraid this was going to be a brief MISSION.
" [22:16] keep [22:16] specifically: "That don't rip" [22:16] keep [22:16] keep [22:16] cut [22:16] That, too ;) [22:16] neutral [22:16] would work better as "I thought this...." [22:16] yeah [22:16] neutral [22:16] <04Majel> MISSION now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:16] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[3 mutes ] [22:16] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about BEAM [22:16] <04Majel> "Very funny Tentpole, now BEAM back my clothes !
" [22:16] cut [22:16] cut [22:16] cut [22:17] variation on a VERY old joke [22:17] exactly [22:17] keep [22:17] keep [22:17] Squatty! Beam me aboard (a Two by four appears) [22:17] neutral [22:17] <04Majel> BEAM now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:17] <04Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [22:17] <04Majel> Wizzard asks about EQUAL [22:17] <04Majel> "The downside of EQUAL Opportunities
" [22:17] keep [22:17] cut [22:17] Corsair: :P ;) [22:17] keep [22:18] keep [22:18] cut [22:18] neutral [22:18] "Very funny Squatty, now get us the hell out of here!" [22:18] <04Majel> EQUAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:18] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [22:18] <04Majel> Now in FINAL mode. [22:18] <04Majel> Wizzard requested the shortlist: [22:18] <04Majel> COMPLAIN [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [22:18] <04Majel> SAVES [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:18] <04Majel> CATSUIT [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [22:18] <04Majel> MISSION [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:18] <04Majel> EQUAL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:18] vote4 complain [22:18] vote4 mission [22:19] vote4 saves [22:19] vote4 equal [22:19] vote4 catsuit [22:19] JC, can I commission a work? [22:19] vote4 catsuit [22:19] ohh, this is going to be interesting... [22:19] corsair-what are you looking for? [22:19] vote4 catsuit [22:19] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:19] <04Majel> COMPLAIN scored 1 vote(s). [22:19] <04Majel> SAVES scored 1 vote(s). [22:19] <04Majel> CATSUIT scored 3 vote(s). [22:19] <04Majel> MISSION scored 1 vote(s). [22:19] <04Majel> EQUAL scored 1 vote(s). [22:19] <04Majel> Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [22:19] Well, that joke I just did...and one other. [22:19] hm... i'd say.... [22:19] <04Majel> And the winner is: CATSUIT [22:20] seems so [22:20] Corsair - email me both jokes and we'll talk :-) [22:20] *K* [22:20] Majel... [22:20] <04Majel> Yes, dear [22:20] Do you listen to me? [22:20] * ViriiGoDii slaps majel's bum [22:20] <04Majel> I wouldn't reply if I didn't [22:20] <04Majel> ooh johan! ;) [22:20] ok, then let's work [22:21] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:21] <04Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [22:21] <04Majel> Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [22:21] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist: [22:21] <04Majel> BRAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> NERD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> HOMEWORK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> DOG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> FEE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> STAIRS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:21] <04Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode. [22:21] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about BRAIN [22:21] <04Majel> "That scar goes down to your BRAIN, doesn't it?
" [22:21] keep [22:21] keep [22:21] <04Majel> no more mindmelds without my permission. understood? [22:21] ha ha, Majel =P [22:21] cut [22:21] keep [22:21] cut [22:21] *g* [22:22] keep [22:22] <04Majel> Well since you asked: the current punchline is BRAIN [22:22] <04Majel> "That scar goes down to your BRAIN, doesn't it?
" [22:22] <04Majel> BRAIN now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:22] <04Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [22:22] personally, I've always preferred MindMelts. [22:22] too many mutes [22:22] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about NERD [22:22] <04Majel> "It's still a school, NERD.
" [22:22] ahem..*adjusts tie* [22:22] cut [22:22] cut [22:22] jb: give that up already (the mutes)... [22:22] Speak Up Mutes! [22:22] cut [22:22] cut [22:22] cut [22:22] cut [22:23] Wiz, don't test my patience [22:23] <04Majel> Well since you asked: the current punchline is NERD [22:23] <04Majel> "It's still a school, NERD.
" [22:23] cut [22:23] <04Majel> NERD now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:23] <04Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [22:23] <04Majel> Well since you asked: the current punchline is NERD [22:23] <04Majel> "It's still a school, NERD.
" [22:23] homework [22:23] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about HOMEWORK [22:23] <04Majel> "So is the magic HOMEWORK and magic detention
" [22:23] ugh [22:23] cut [22:23] cut [22:23] cut [22:23] cut [22:23] cut [22:23] keep [22:23] <04Majel> HOMEWORK now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:23] <04Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [22:24] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about DOG [22:24] <04Majel> "Yes ... its the only place where you can say your homework ate your DOG.
" [22:24] keep !! [22:24] keep [22:24] keep [22:24] cut [22:24] keep [22:24] ok [22:24] keep [22:24] cut [22:24] <04Majel> DOG now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:24] <04Majel> 5 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[4 mutes ] [22:24] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about FEE [22:24] <04Majel> "There's nothing magic about the tuition FEE.
" [22:24] cut [22:24] keep [22:24] cut [22:24] cut [22:24] keep [22:24] I would have liked this if HE were the tuition fee. [22:24] keep [22:25] <04Majel> FEE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [22:25] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [22:25] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about STAIRS [22:25] <04Majel> "What STAIRS have you been hiding under?
" [22:25] cut [22:25] keep [22:25] cut [22:25] there seems to be a constant of three mutes [22:25] keep [22:25] let's see: [22:25] neutral [22:25] n3wt [22:25] Dum [22:25] get 'em DJB! [22:25] and JC [22:25] cut [22:25] <04Majel> STAIRS now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:25] <04Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [22:26] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist: [22:26] <04Majel> BRAIN [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:26] <04Majel> DOG [83%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:26] <04Majel> FEE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [22:26] <04Majel> Now in FINAL mode. [22:26] vote4 dog [22:26] vote4 dog [22:26] vote4 dog [22:26] vote4 dog [22:26] vote4 dog [22:26] Heh, let's see him fit THAT into a baloon.... [22:26] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:26] <04Majel> DOG scored 5 vote(s). [22:26] <04Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [22:26] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:26] <04Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [22:26] <04Majel> Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [22:26] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist: [22:26] <04Majel> NOTES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> HOSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> HELP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> AGAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] enough space on the right side of the cartoon [22:26] <04Majel> POWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> ONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] yes, the winner for Sci-Fi was DOG, if it wasn't obvious [22:26] <04Majel> SIGMUND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> SCORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:26] <04Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode. [22:27] <04Majel> DrJonasBashir asks about NOTES [22:27] <04Majel> "Don't mind me! I'm just taking NOTES.
" [22:27] *g* [22:27] keep [22:27] cut [22:27] keep [22:27] cut [22:27] ;) [22:27] keep [22:27] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [22:27] ...DoctorSev? ;) [22:27] there, my SevMan nick! [22:27] hehehe [22:27] <04Majel> NOTES now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:27] <04Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [22:27] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about HOSE [22:27] <04Majel> "That's Lance broken... now let's HOSE down Wayne.
" [22:27] cut [22:28] keep [22:28] neutral [22:28] anyone knows monty's answering maschine? :) [22:28] cut [22:28] Monty Burns? [22:28] cut [22:28] <04Majel> HOSE now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:28] <04Majel> 1 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [22:28] Four mutes? :S [22:28] now thomas is silent... [22:28] nope, a song about Alz ... :) [22:29] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about HELP [22:29] <04Majel> "If you're through here, I need your HELP with Wayne.
" [22:29] cut [22:29] lightweights..... [22:29] cut [22:29] keep [22:29] back again. What were the Sev Trek and Scifi winners? [22:29] cut [22:29] DOG for Sci-Fi [22:29] keep [22:29] Catsuit and Dog [22:29] keep [22:29] join the Pits voting! [22:29] now why does that line appear so familiar? oh yeah... it's virtually the same like the one before... [22:29] keep [22:29] <04Majel> Well since you asked: the current punchline is HELP [22:29] <04Majel> "If you're through here, I need your HELP with Wayne.
" [22:29] <04Majel> HELP now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:29] <04Majel> 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [22:29] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about AGAIN [22:29] <04Majel> "Could you break him AGAIN? I wasn't watching.
" [22:29] Wiz - it's ok to repeat a theme - sometimes I like two different ways of saying it so leave it up to the judges to decide [22:29] cut [22:29] similar, not just virtually the same [22:29] keep [22:29] cut [22:29] keep [22:30] JC seems to agree with me =] [22:30] keep [22:30] keep [22:30] JC has spoken ! :-) [22:30] neutral [22:30] <04Majel> AGAIN now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:30] <04Majel> 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [22:30] as long it's not overdone like last week... [22:30] cut [22:30] oops. [22:30] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about POWER [22:30] <04Majel> "Promise you'll never use this POWER against me!
" [22:30] cut [22:30] cut [22:30] keep ! [22:30] I like [22:31] keep [22:31] keep [22:31] neutral [22:31] They'll Never promise that.... [22:31] AHEM! [22:31] vote... [22:31] <04Majel> POWER now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:31] <04Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [22:31] any weakness shall be exploited to the fullest extent....fine print on the marriage document. [22:31] psss [22:32] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about THAT [22:32] <04Majel> "Wow! If I'd known that it was THAT easy...
" [22:32] keep [22:32] cut [22:32] cut [22:32] cut [22:32] keep [22:32] keep [22:32] umm... [22:32] JC? [22:32] <04Majel> THAT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [22:32] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [22:33] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about ONE [22:33] <04Majel> "ONE down...
" [22:33] cut [22:33] keep [22:33] neutral [22:33] keep [22:33] this is going to be a queen... [22:33] keep [22:33] neutral [22:33] <04Majel> ONE now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:33] <04Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[3 mutes ] [22:33] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about SIGMUND [22:33] <04Majel> "Nice work, SIGMUND Freuline !
" [22:33] keep [22:33] JC, btw, your original nickname is available again if you want it (just checked it) [22:33] cut [22:33] keep [22:33] if they spell it right..... [22:34] keep [22:34] yep... [22:34] cut [22:34] keep [22:34] Fraulein? [22:34] Wizz? [22:34] i've voted [22:34] tick tock [22:34] Ie, I believe. [22:34] Yeah, it's Fraulein [22:34] not that, the spelling [22:35] it's Fr�ulein [22:35] thanks for the umlaut =] [22:35] ;) [22:35] Huh. [22:35] <04Majel> SIGMUND now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:35] <04Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [22:35] lol [22:35] It's been a LONG while since I did German ;) [22:35] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about SCORE [22:35] <04Majel> "SCORE: Psychobabble 1, Lance 0.
" [22:35] cut [22:35] keep [22:35] me too, Ws... TEN years [22:35] cut [22:35] keep [22:35] It's been thirteen for me ;) [22:35] Well, you had your chance at MK, but..... Heh. [22:36] errrrm :P :P :P [22:36] ;) [22:36] <04Majel> SCORE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [22:36] <04Majel> 2 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ] [22:36] cut [22:36] one more, plz [22:36] *** _5618_ has joined #SevTrek [22:36] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o _5618_ [22:36] grey, JC? [22:36] neutral [22:36] Hiya David! [22:36] 5618? ;) [22:36] Happy birthday!! [22:36] hi 3483 [22:36] <04Majel> Well since you asked: the current punchline is SCORE [22:36] <04Majel> "SCORE: Psychobabble 1, Lance 0.
" [22:36] birthday? [22:36] hi [22:36] the competition is THE PITS [22:36] happy birthday, 4682! [22:36] Dave's Here! [22:37] that is the punchile [22:37] Corsair - lol! ;) [22:37] and I'll let you one minute to catch up [22:37] <_5618_> cut [22:37] <04Majel> SCORE now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:37] <04Majel> 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [22:37] one minute, two seconds... [22:37] yeah, huhs a good fellllowww..... 5316 [22:37] <04Majel> Now in FINAL mode. [22:37] <04Majel> SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [22:37] <04Majel> NOTES [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] <04Majel> HELP [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] <04Majel> AGAIN [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] <04Majel> POWER [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] I gotta write a letter to Tommy so he'll do that one WS..... [22:37] <04Majel> THAT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [22:37] * _5618_ bows towards Guido. [22:37] <04Majel> ONE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] <04Majel> SIGMUND [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:37] lol ;) [22:37] vote4 sigmund [22:37] vote4 sigmund [22:38] vote4 notes [22:38] Oooo, I think he has "issues".... [22:38] errrrm, probably! :S [22:38] vote4 sigmund [22:38] I love n3wt's brain [22:38] <_5618_> vote4 help [22:38] morrrrrrrrrrrre [22:39] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:39] <04Majel> NOTES scored 1 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> HELP scored 1 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> SIGMUND scored 3 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [22:39] splitters! [22:39] vote4 help [22:39] look at this! it's lame! five out of nine! [22:39] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:39] <04Majel> NOTES scored 1 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> HELP scored 2 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> SIGMUND scored 3 vote(s). [22:39] <04Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [22:39] better [22:39] grey, JC and Johan mutes [22:39] i was waiting for the first shortlist since i couldn't decide :-) [22:39] <04Majel> NOTES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [22:39] wizz, revote [22:40] vote2 abstain [22:40] hten it's 3-2 for SIGMUND [22:40] I'd say, because just five voted, it's a winner... but JC may digress [22:40] next, TWIST [22:40] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:40] <04Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [22:40] <04Majel> Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [22:40] <04Majel> SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [22:40] <04Majel> EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:40] <04Majel> ARGUMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> TWO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> BLIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> SHORTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> FELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> DEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> LEGEND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> NAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] <04Majel> LAUGHED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:41] NOTE THE SPELLING ON SIGMUND JC. [22:41] <04Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode. [22:41] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about EARS [22:41] <04Majel> "They started by talking each others EARS off and it just went on from there.
" [22:41] cut [22:41] <_5618_> keep [22:41] good advice [22:41] cut [22:41] cut [22:41] corsair: it'll be impossible to spell so that the pun stays visible [22:41] ... [22:42] keep [22:42] No, I just meant spell it correctly. [22:42] <04Majel> EARS now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:42] <04Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [22:42] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about ARGUMENT [22:42] <04Majel> "During their last ARGUMENT, they both lost their heads
" [22:42] keep [22:42] cut [22:42] keep [22:42] keep [22:42] corsair: i got you... [22:42] <_5618_> cut [22:43] <04Majel> ARGUMENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:43] <04Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [22:43] <04Majel> Now in OFF mode. [22:43] Of course, one of my winners had an error...later corrected.. [22:43] <_5618_> OFF? [22:43] "OFF MODE"??? [22:43] erm! :S [22:43] ummm [22:43] *** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek [22:43] <_5618_> You're starting to vote like EofS. ;) [22:43] <04Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode. [22:43] <04Majel> Wizzard requested the shortlist: [22:43] <04Majel> ARGUMENT [50%, 0] "Keep for now." [22:43] <04Majel> TWO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:43] <04Majel> BLIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] *** SevDoctor has joined #sevtrek [22:44] <04Majel> SHORTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] wb [22:44] <04Majel> FELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] <04Majel> DEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] E's Not HERE! [22:44] <04Majel> LEGEND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] David - who? ;) [22:44] my sight is going worse [22:44] <04Majel> NAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] <04Majel> LAUGHED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [22:44] JB: just checking, just take over again... next is still TWO [22:44] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about TWO [22:44] <04Majel> "Don't forget. Bring home TWO pumpkins.
" [22:44] cut [22:44] ... [22:44] <_5618_> cut [22:44] cut [22:44] #op [22:44] keep [22:44] *** _5618_ sets mode: +o SevDoctor [22:44] You're not you.... [22:45] I'm trying to alias myself [22:45] Ah. [22:45] keep [22:45] <04Majel> TWO now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:45] <04Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [22:45] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about BLIND [22:45] <04Majel> "Needless to say, it was a BLIND date
" [22:45] keep [22:45] keep [22:45] keep [22:45] <_5618_> cut [22:46] cut [22:46] <04Majel> BLIND now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:46] <04Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [22:46] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about SHORTER [22:46] <04Majel> "He had wanted to be a foot SHORTER, not a head less.
" [22:46] cut [22:46] keep [22:46] cut [22:46] <_5618_> cut [22:46] cut [22:46] keep [22:47] keep [22:47] <04Majel> SHORTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:47] <04Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [22:47] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about FELL [22:47] <04Majel> "And to think I FELL 'head over heels' for that guy.
" [22:47] cut [22:47] cut [22:47] <_5618_> cut [22:47] *** SevDoctor is now known as drjonasbashir [22:47] cut [22:47] *** drjonasbashir is now known as SevDoctor [22:47] cut [22:48] <04Majel> FELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:48] <04Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [22:48] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about DEAR [22:48] <04Majel> "You better not lose the horse's head, DEAR.
" [22:48] cut [22:48] cut [22:48] cut [22:48] <_5618_> cut [22:48] cut [22:48] cut [22:48] <04Majel> DEAR now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:48] <04Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [22:48] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about LEGEND [22:48] <04Majel> "We're through, Headless Horseman! Some LEGEND you turned out to be.
" [22:48] cut [22:48] <_5618_> cut [22:48] keep [22:48] (Hmmmm... given the nature of the strip, all these "cuts" seem somewhat appropriate ;) ) [22:48] Awww, c'mon! [22:48] cut [22:48] <_5618_> ;) [22:49] keep [22:49] <04Majel> LEGEND now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:49] <04Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [22:49] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about NAG [22:49] <04Majel> "The perfect couple - no mouth to NAG and no ears to hear.
" [22:49] keep [22:49] <_5618_> cut [22:49] ahhhh [22:49] cut [22:49] cut [22:49] cut [22:49] <04Majel> NAG now gets status: "It's cut!". [22:49] <04Majel> 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [22:49] <04Majel> SevDoctor asks about LAUGHED [22:49] <04Majel> "After they LAUGHED their heads off, it wasn't funny anymore.
" [22:49] <_5618_> keep [22:49] keep [22:49] keep [22:49] cut [22:50] <04Majel> LAUGHED now gets status: "Keep it!". [22:50] <04Majel> 3 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (25%) [[5 mutes ] [22:50] keepo [22:50] <04Majel> Now in FINAL mode. [22:50] <04Majel> SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [22:50] <04Majel> ARGUMENT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:50] <04Majel> BLIND [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:50] <04Majel> LAUGHED [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [22:50] vote4 laughed [22:50] vute4 blind [22:50] <_5618_> vote4 laughed [22:50] vote4 laughed - I know, it looks bad. [22:50] vote4 blind [22:50] vote4 laughed [22:50] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:50] <04Majel> BLIND scored 1 vote(s). [22:50] <04Majel> LAUGHED scored 4 vote(s). [22:50] <04Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [22:50] vote4 blind [22:50] * _5618_ thinks it should be "after they'd laughed". [22:51] ooh - there are FOUR VOTES ;) [22:51] I'm confuzzled. [22:51] <04Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [22:51] <04Majel> BLIND scored 2 vote(s). [22:51] <04Majel> LAUGHED scored 3 vote(s). [22:51] <04Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [22:51] provided we had just FIVE judges voting overall [22:51] * Whitestar8472 agrees with 56187 [22:51]