<_5618_> Ok people, what do you vote4 for Sev Trek? <_5618_> Everybody choose their #1. Huh? <_5618_> Choose you #1 punchline for Sev Trek. vote4 Galaxy <_5618_> (#1 and #2 perferably) I was gonna say, we probably shoudl sya 2 each WS, take that pic, I want to see if it works. Corsair: okay... <_5618_> #1: FAT #2: PUSHOVER #1 pushover #2 lines !Corsair AulusSeverus.jpg okay Hmm, must be keying on the .wav Oh. then.... * greytron has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) #1: galaxy #2: lines #1FAT #2HELL Now try. okay ;) !Corsair AulusSeverus.jpg * greytron has joined #sevtrek We oughta now argue over why ours are best, right? Wb tron <_5618_> So it's PUSHOVER, FAT or LINES. Uhh, use AulusSeverus.wav wb, tron brb bathroom.... ah right Then change the tag after you get it to .jpg have fun <_5618_> Choose a number 1, 2 and 3 out of those. It's WORKING! #1 pushover #2 lines #3 fat Fat is just a bit too...old for me so, now if you want the pic, do !Corsair AulusSeverus.wav Too cliched <_5618_> 1: FAT 2: PUSHOVER 3:LINES Then change the tag to .jpg after you get it. And Lines is a little old too, but pushover's pretty funny :0) #1: Lines #2: Pushover #3: Fat Heh! Grind it til it fits! Hmm, people are logging right? Yup, I am <_5618_> I am. <_5618_> Aaron? I am, but with colour codes ;0) Well, one colour code <_5618_> I am without. * Whitestar8472 distracts Ping and peer with some brightly coloured thingies ;) <_5618_> Aaron Zuraff? Lol, cute WS? ah right ;) Was busy thinking ;) Sowwy ;) NP Ok back. <_5618_> Unless Aaron's going to vote, PUSHOVER wins. :P Now why were people calling me when I said I was gone? :P Oh yeah, you said you were gone ;0) I forgot :0P Alternatively, I thought you'd fallen in Priceless. ;) <_5618_> Choose a number 1, 2 and 3 out of PUSHOVER, FAT and LINES. lol ;) :P <_5618_> ;) * greytron has quit IRC (Quit: Hey! Where'd my controlling terminal go?) Ok now what voting thing? Three now? <_5618_> Yes. #1FAT #2PUSHOVER #3 HELL <_5618_> Choose a number 1, 2 and 3 out of PUSHOVER, FAT and LINES. * EofS notes that Lines and Hell don't much resemble each other ;0) Oooo, that rat Sean didn't change my pic yet, but he's got the new Chia one up! Umma have to "talk" to him. Although lines are hell to me right now :0/ #3 for LINES then. ;) Lol But Chia is hot. :P <_5618_> I HEREBY DECLARE *PUSHOVER* TO BE THE WINNER! ;) He *HAD* to add that one first. ;) Hooray! * EofS watches Priscilla *g* <_5618_> ------------------I HEREBY DECLARE *PUSHOVER* TO BE THE WINNER! ;)---------------- All this talk of it recently has made me have to watch it again :0D Priscilla? <_5618_> Next = sci-fi. Yeah, well, I'd argue with you Pollo, but it would be Futile, since I agree..... That's my friends mom's name. :P <_5618_> Choose a number one and two. Priscilla Queen of the Desert LOL! Absolutely fantastic Aussie film :0D Welll.. not that name no. :P Well, one of those lines is VERY apt ;) * Anubis has joined #sevtrek #op * ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubis Hi Anubis! <_5618_> Hi Chris. evening all <_5618_> Choose a number one and two for sci-fi please. :P * greytron has joined #sevtrek Hi Anubis :0) Wel done :0) * Leander has joined #sevtrek wb tron hi well done, for what? and hi, Leander :D Uber Nuber! Hi Leander :) #1 is #2 ball Did it work WS? Hi Leander <_5618_> Choose a number one and two punchline for sci-fi please. :P We're voting manually We felt it was too few people to Majel it, so we're kind of doing it the old way, sort of ;0) Corsair: yups, it worked ;) Still deciding... hang on ;) <_5618_> 1: IS 2: FOOT scary, just thought I'd play an "old" syntesiser-ish music cd we've had for years and I only just found out it has a bit of star wars on it syntesised. :-S lol ;) cool ;) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I'm typing just *ONE* sentence and suddenly everything is on manual? yikes I've seen Die Another Day ]: ) Spoof: Pie another yay? oooooh ;) Is that a good thing? ;) * EofS sings along with 'I don't care if the sun don't shin'... * _5618_ sets mode: +vv Leander greytron Leander - I'm going for Diet Another Day - the female version :0) Ok, last chance. Does anyone want the pic? * _5618_ thinks the voting isn't catching on. lol :P hihi Some of us voted :0P * Whitestar8472 is still, er, thinking about it ;) okay, 4724 Corsair - is that the one witht eh genuine Roman watch? comp sci-fi? <_5618_> Yes. Yep No, a new one, from our last outing? <_5618_> Choose your #1 and #2 punchlines. To be fair, these punchliens aren't great, it takes some time to find two good ones ;0) And that WASN'T a WATCH! Oooh :0P * Whitestar8472 agrees with Emma! ;) #1 HOOD, #2 NECK It was the end of the sword hilt.....have a close look. #1 ROID #2 BODY #1: Ball #2: Is sorry, I'm not much help here, am I? ;-) I carry my watch in my pocket. a pocket watch? <_5618_> Chris? No, a watch in the pocket. what? Heh. * jfoc has joined #sevtrek John! <_5618_> #1 and #2 ounchline? JC!! hi Hiya ;) <_5618_> Hi John. JC! Ommmmmmm! You know, we might actually be able to Majel Pits and Twist <_5618_> We're currently voting manually, kind of. bummer, majel problems huh? * Whitestar8472 does the "We're not worthy... we're not worthy" thingie ;) <_5618_> We could Majel all of them now. 2315: You should no by now that I don't vote erm, no... lack of judges earlier ;) No Majel problems, just not enough judges problems (we started with what, 4, 5?) <_5618_> No Majel problems. We had # of judges problem. majel: "unable to comply." * Anubis will not comply! * jfoc has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) <_5618_> What??? Woooo. David - I was thinking we'd finish this one eep. <_5618_> Please tell me *he* registered it. ...did he forget to identify? :S <_5618_> Ok. David: yeah <_5618_> Chris: can I please have your #1 and #2 vote for Sci-Fi? Ooooooooh Corsair :0) I Dunno, jfoc "could" be mistaken for a swear word.... Heh. Yeah, right... :P What E? <_5618_> Please Chris? Dave: I have no vote <_5618_> :P The piccy :0) <_5618_> Then this one's going to be a bit hard. Ohhh. Well *blushes* it twas nuttin. <_5618_> But I think it's between IS and BALL. <_5618_> Perhaps we should Majel this one afterall. Yeah, I guess Mmm... yeah - there *are* enough of us here now (barely) I gotta go get some laundry and fill up the fridge with soda cans. ;) Want me to do it? bye for now. ;) <_5618_> I think you're the only one capable. okies, see you later, Aaron ;) * Majel has joined #sevtrek Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp ...retrieving punchlines. Please allow 10 seconds minimum refresh time. Now in OFF mode. Majel v4.7NF is online. Yay ;) * El_pollo_loco is now known as EPL_away Well, I'm off then too! Laters! * Corsair has left #sevtrek * Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' ack Now in OFF mode. * _5618_ sets mode: +v Majel And now we go down in judges again :0P Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... and we STILL only have 4/5 judges.... :S Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. EofS requested the shortlist: ROID [0%, 0] "Nominated." FOOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." HOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." NECK [0%, 0] "Nominated." BODY [0%, 0] "Nominated." btw, sev trek *has* been rated already? BALL [0%, 0] "Nominated." IS [0%, 0] "Nominated." DRAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." Now in ELIMINATE mode. EofS asks about ROID "A: Beepidy Beepidy Boop. Creepio: And you said Storm Troopers couldn't hit the broad side of a ROID!
" Leander - yeah, we manualed it cut cut <_5618_> cut k keep cut * jfoc has joined #sevtrek <_5618_> WB. wb wb, JC :) <_5618_> We've switched to Majel. Wb got inexplicably disconnected <_5618_> Change nick or identify John. It was a nickkill Well since you asked: the current punchline is ROID <_5618_> Nickkill enforced. "A: Beepidy Beepidy Boop. Creepio: And you said Storm Troopers couldn't hit the broad side of a ROID!
" cut that's what 25 cents? * Whitestar8472 slaps Ping, peer or whatever around a LOT with a massively huge whatever ;) ROID now gets status: "It's cut!". 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ] * jfoc has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) * AdmiralMemo has joined #sevtrek * ChanServ sets mode: +v AdmiralMemo EofS asks about FOOT "A:: Bleep bloop bleep... Creepio: How could I have possibly put my FOOT in my mouth?!
" Hi Memo cut <_5618_> keep Greetings, everyone! I have a 13 second ping to Majel, that's why I'm rather slow * Sound request: can't find 'greetings.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] Hi Memo <_5618_> JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep keep David - you must be yelling pretty loud ah well as much fun as it is watching JC getting killed I've got an early start tomorrow neutral Okies, night night people FOOT now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] G'night Anubis - nice seeing ya ;) * AdmiralMemo is neutralling the entire JS * Anubis has quit IRC (Quit: Slips silently away into the §hadows) Memo - any particular reason? 'cos we reeeeeally need the judges Well.... We had to manual the start of it we had so few * johnfocook has joined #sevtrek <_5618_> That's better John. wb, again Well since you asked: the current punchline is FOOT <_5618_> Welcome back. "A:: Bleep bloop bleep... Creepio: How could I have possibly put my FOOT in my mouth?!
" hi there and wb hmm, strange stuff, these nickkills keep <_5618_> Did you ever register that name, John? Other than the fact that my computer's dying right now, I usually am here for mainly Sev Trek FOOT now gets status: "Keep it!". 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ] Oh dunno <_5618_> Probably not then. but since you asked... I will, but after I come back EofS asks about HOOD "A: Beep. Toot. Beep. Creepio: No, you can't sell me as an HOOD ornament.
" Okies, thanks <_5618_> cut cut My computer's crashing people. Gotta go. Later. * Sound request: can't find 'houston.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] * AdmiralMemo has left #sevtrek * _5618_ sets mode: +v johnfocook cut * EofS thinks John shoudl capitalise so it's JfoC That would be fun :0) lol ;) (I have an odd idea of fun) * _5618_ thinks Emma is nitpicking. Actually, I'm not HOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] keep EofS asks about NECK "A: Beep Boop Bebep. C: Yes, you did save my NECK... now hurry up and go save my butt!
" <_5618_> cut keep keep cut keep NECK now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] EofS asks about BODY "A: Beep boop beep. Creepio: No, wait! That's Jingo Fatt's BODY!
" cut cut keep keep <_5618_> cut * Maciel has joined #sevtrek * ChanServ sets mode: +v Maciel BODY now gets status: "It's cut!". 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] Hi MAcial Maciel Hi Maciel ;) hello peolpes! <_5618_> Hi Maciel! <_5618_> Oz has awoken. hi Maciel hi EofS asks about BALL "Creepio; What do you mean, 'BALL and chain'
" keep cut <_5618_> keep keep David - int eh film I'm watching, they just woke up :0D They're Aussies :0) lol ;) ok: what's the film...? keep keep * EPL_away is now known as El_pollo_loco Macieal - Priscilla Queen of the Desert ah wb Aaron ;) I cant' spell your name today :0P ty BALL now gets status: "Keep it!". 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ] keep Macie Maciel Maciel EofS asks about IS "A: beep beep boop bleep? Creepio: I give up, what IS gold and goes bump bump bump?
" It's easy E. ;) <_5618_> keep keep keep keep I know Aaron - do not underestimate how exhausted I am keep! keep - may as well...! Yay ;) Another judge :) Hmmm? :P IS now gets status: "Keep it!". 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] hey Aaron: ya seen soicjuabba? <_5618_> We have a winner methinks. She got on a for a minute or two. <_5618_> aka zaq1 EofS asks about DRAG "Creepio: Well this won't be the first time I've been called a DRAG queen!
" <_5618_> cut cut cut :S What's goes ha ha bonk? keep cut neutral neutral - it's funny but not in line with the general 'sense' of the site ;) E - LOL! DRAG now gets status: "It's cut!". 1 keeps (14%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] A policemen laughing his head off Heh Now in FINAL mode. <_5618_> LOL why a policeman specifically...? Would have made a good punchline, with some alteration ;) I forgot the 'blue' stipulation ;0) EofS requested the shortlist: FOOT [67%, 0] "Keep it!" NECK [60%, 0] "Keep it!" BALL [86%, 0] "Keep it!" IS [100%, 0] "Keep it!" <_5618_> vote4 IS vote4 is vote4 neck vote4 is vote4 IS, it *IS* the best. ;) lol! ;) * Maciel rearranges order of words neck is football * AdmiralMemo has joined #sevtrek * ChanServ sets mode: +v AdmiralMemo Now I'm not only hitting the wrong commands (though I've not done that tonight, I havebeen close) - I'm hitting hte wrong mouse keys hi Memo...! vote4 is (just because there's no WAS ;-)) wb ;) I keep minimising this window instead of right clicking for Majel Hey, I gotta get offline. ;) <_5618_> EofS requested the shortlist: <_5618_> FOOT [67%, 0] "Keep it!" <_5618_> NECK [60%, 0] "Keep it!" <_5618_> BALL [86%, 0] "Keep it!" <_5618_> IS [100%, 0] "Keep it!" Wb Memo Greetings, everyone, again! * Sound request: can't find 'greetings.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] *hugs everyone* Byes! byes * JennyC has joined #sevtrek seeya Aaron! <_5618_> Bye Aaron. ack - later Aaron! Hi there. hi Bye Aaron *Hugs* * El_pollo_loco has left #sevtrek Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: NECK scored 1 vote(s). IS scored 4 vote(s). Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 Hi Jenny Goodbye, El_pollo_loco... * Sound request: can't find 'goodbyedata.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] there were FOUR votes! hehe ;) <_5618_> From Sweden, Jenny? (for is) what was is anyway...? Hehehe..... Narf, we lost Aaron's vote 'cos he left! Where are we now? beep beep boop bleep So it's actually 5 for IS Memo - end of sci fi OK... hmmm, couuld the last person please change his/her mind? :-P before we start judging Pits, I've got a question... vote4 is The winner is, erm, well, IS <_5618_> Shoot. what was is...? lol! Re the Pits punchline DOGMA, is that a line used from somewhere else? oooh well...is it....uh....is then.....onto pits can someone tell me what is was? Actually, JC.... It just seems too clever to have been dreamed up just for this competition Maddy's DOGMA ran over my karma <_5618_> "Maddy's DOGMA ran over my karma" A: beep beep boop bleep? Creepio: I give up, what IS gold and goes bump bump bump? Yeah... usually it's "Your karma ran over my dogma" or something like that... I've seen it in bumper sticker listings elsewhere that was is oh yeah...! Sowwy... ok, it's a variation on a bumper sticker message. Ok It should be something about Karma running over Dogma.... as in... car over dog Ooh, yes, I get it! Even before Memo said it :0P Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. EofS requested the shortlist: WASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." DOGMA [0%, 0] "Nominated." HAPPENS [0%, 0] "Nominated." PROGRAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." SOIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." MOBILE [0%, 0] "Nominated." DEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." SHREW [0%, 0] "Nominated." HERMANIZED [0%, 0] "Nominated." what won Sev Trek? TV [0%, 0] "Nominated." PAVED [0%, 0] "Nominated." <_5618_> How are the wife and kid, John? ;) j=Þ Now in ELIMINATE mode. EofS asks about WASH "Did you put a 'WASH Me' sign on my back?!
" 5618 - good Keep cut keep pushover won Sevtrek keep <_5618_> PUSHOVER JOHN. Ok <_5618_> cut * EofS slams into John * Maciel sighs at something distant * AdmiralMemo pushes over John Oh, you didn't mean that :0/ ;0) lol ;) * AdmiralMemo grumbles that E's a faster typer * _5618_ raises tetryon-tour-disruptor. Erm, mind if we pause for a second - I'm parched <_5618_> trout WASH now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] EofS asks about DOGMA "Maddy's DOGMA ran over my karma.
" Tupos ate bell, huh... cut <_5618_> keep * Whitestar8472 hands E a glass of Coca-Cola ;) hehe okay....that's one second...now get on with it! J/K :-P ;-) Memo - considering I'm dead on my feet here, that's not saying much about your typing ;0) * _5618_ goes off for a sec to get a drink. I used that in conversation at work yesterday <_5618_> BRB cut My boss was... confused... to say the least ;) -> [#sevtrek] SOUND cut Hmm,w onder if he's geting em a drink ;0) Brb cut !! keep True.. actually I'm only half here... The other half is catching up on the §B * Maciel grins... <_5618_> Back. wb :) Welcome back, 5618! * Sound request: can't find 'hello.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] * Maciel sighs, sits on the couch * _5618_ grins evilly. I have chocolate. Back AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! CHOCOLATE * Whitestar8472 grins back unfazed - I have Maltesers ;) * Maciel hides Welcome back, EofS! * Sound request: can't find 'hello.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] DOGMA now gets status: "It's cut!". 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] wb, E EofS asks about HAPPENS "Soap HAPPENS.
" Mmmmmm, chocolate! KEEP <_5618_> keep Ben bought me chocolate today :0) White choccy aero :0) Chocolatatay.... ...is a serious thing - but then again we knew that ;) eeep! Was really nice of him - I was painting at the time * _5618_ eats some more of his keyboard. i didn't mean it to sound like that ;) cut * Whitestar8472 trouts her bad timing ;) cut Chocolate keyboard? :0D Hmmmm.... WS....... Interesting..... 5618, no not the escape button!! <_5618_> Yes. <_5618_> I'm currently eating the C-button. keep Well keep out the N, A, R, and F buttons lol if you eat one control too and then the other control with the v, do you get more chocolate then? ;-) * Maciel sighs HAPPENS now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] <_5618_> The F-key is next. Lol Leander Leander - lol!;) LOL * Sound request: can't find 'datalaugh.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] EofS asks about PROGRAM "Maddy enrolled me in a "12-soap" PROGRAM!
" Keep <_5618_> cut cut aaaaaaaaah, keeping the F1 for last eh? Oh, no, I get it! keep keep neutral cut <_5618_> tally PROGRAM now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] ho * _5618_ sets mode: +v JennyC LOL Sorry David, I'm really beginning to slip here * Sound request: can't find 'datalaugh.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] EofS asks about SOIL "I sold my SOIL to the devil.
" Funny, Leander... <_5618_> cut keep keep KEEP DEFINITELY! -> [#sevtrek] SOUND neutral neutral Took me three goes to even think if keep was the word I wanted (I nearly said soil, then lol) * Maciel rolls eyes hehe ;) * Whitestar8472 picks them up and hands them back ;) * Whitestar8472 runs ;) SOIL now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[3 mutes ] * Maciel throws something at WS EofS asks about MOBILE "One of those MOBILE pet grooming services...
" * Whitestar8472 ducks * EofS wonders where John got to <_5618_> Well Emma, you know there's a thin line between geniality and insanity? cut cut <_5618_> neutral There is? neutral ... <_5618_> And that line is called Sev. This got a higher rating than it should have IMHO lol! neutral nice quote, 5618 Definitely :) * Ookami_Anime has joined #sevtrek keep Hi TD Hiya TD :) <_5618_> Hi Wolf. Hallå! Well since you asked: the current punchline is MOBILE er, hi...! "One of those MOBILE pet grooming services...
" I agree Memo Greetings, Ookami_Anime! * Sound request: can't find 'greetings.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] <_5618_> cut Ban JennyC. cut <_5618_> Why? Why ban? What's wrong with her? Porn advertizing. <_5618_> She's Swedish I see, but she hasn't done anything so far. * Ookami_Anime is now known as ThunderDragon * _5618_ sets mode: +v ThunderDragon She PMed me... MOBILE now gets status: "It's cut!". 1 keeps (14%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] OK... EofS asks about DEAD "The Wayne you knew is DEAD!
" cut cut cut cut - ho hum...! <_5618_> I can't ban someone on that basis alone. You wnat the exact message she sent me? cut <_5618_> cut TD - not in here please Probably not, if it's as bad as you say DEAD now gets status: "It's cut!". 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] * Maciel laughs I'll PM it to 5618... 5618, look up her info with the whois thingie EofS asks about SHREW "The SHREW tamed me!
" keep KEEP! cut Gotta love literary references... I don't get this one keep ... away from children! keep <_5618_> cut Gotta love Shakespeare references more :0P "The Taming of the Shrew" Taming of the Shrew ;) or that too ;) SHREW now gets status: "Keep it!". 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] <_5618_> As soon as (s)he drops something about it in here, (s)he's gone. * Maciel suddenly thinks of, for some reason, "Taming of the Shrek" lol! LOL EofS asks about HERMANIZED "She... HERMANIZED me.
" * Sound request: can't find 'datalaugh.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] (@ Maciel) Keep never heard of it....but then again I mostly know to be or not to be and a dutch parody cartoon of macbeth It's really hard to type punchwords when, to you, they're selt wrong :0P keep lol ;) Lol Leander keep 5618, okay keep kep... <_5618_> cut selt wrong, huh? :-P keep keep - groans <_5618_> Well, beats moaning. Memo :0P Spelt Or cloning or telephoning...! If I was more awake the spelling wouldn't be an issue :0P HERMANIZED now gets status: "Keep it!". 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[3 mutes ] True EofS asks about TV "She moved the TV into the shower!
" <_5618_> cut cut cut keep ... keep <_5618_> keep neutral funny, but not enough for my tastes <_5618_> I was having the same argument with myself. neutral Gave it a 3 TV now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] EofS asks about PAVED "The road to hell is PAVED with soap.
" <_5618_> keep keep keep neutral neutral * AdmiralMemo is quite bored... * Sound request: can't find 'Cheers.mid' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] keep keep * Maciel groans at Memo What? What's wrong Maciel? PAVED now gets status: "Keep it!". 5 keeps (71%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] oh, nothing... Now in FINAL mode. EofS requested the shortlist: WASH [60%, 0] "Keep it!" HAPPENS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" PROGRAM [50%, 0] "Keep it!" aaaaaaaaaaaah, just got a twist idea (will post it after the JS) SOIL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" SHREW [67%, 0] "Keep it!" HERMANIZED [86%, 0] "Keep it!" TV [43%, 0] "Keep it!" PAVED [71%, 0] "Keep it!" <_5618_> vote4 paved vote4 hermanized vote4 soil * EofS makes the spelling 'mistake' again vote4 happens It's GOTTA be soil.... vote4 shrek - erm, I mean shrew... vote4 shrew vote4 shrew Come on! Sold his soil to the devil! THAT'S funny! vote4 soil * Maciel gets a complaint from Majel for typing "vote4 shrek" Hermanised makes me think of homogenised for some reason yeah, it is...! LOL lol ;) Maciel - yeah, she's never got on with Nick nick? Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: HAPPENS scored 1 vote(s). SOIL scored 2 vote(s). SHREW scored 2 vote(s). HERMANIZED scored 1 vote(s). PAVED scored 1 vote(s). Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 <_5618_> Ah, sev it!!!! I keep forgetting I'm running this ;0) Hmm, sevqueen? It's a Queenie! hehe @ E <_5618_> First, cut some. <_5618_> Or not. (hey: that rhymes!) David- it's too close for my liking You JUST noticed that, Maciel... This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. <_5618_> Sevqueen. yeah * _5618_ still has a chance of winning now. Now in OFF mode. Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... Retrieval TWIST competition complete. EofS requested the shortlist: SANDWICH [0%, 0] "Nominated." NOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." SOMETHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." PAID [0%, 0] "Nominated." SPELLING [0%, 0] "Nominated." WRITERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." WIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated." PEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." SCARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." WEEKLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." Now in ELIMINATE mode. EofS asks about SANDWICH "I'm Bob and I've been a SANDWICH for 3 months
" Keep keep <_5618_> keep keep cut cut I do wish more people had 'got' this toon keep - (laughs at idea) Oh, me too I like it... It seemed to me as though most people missed the entire point :S SANDWICH now gets status: "Keep it!". 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] * Maciel throws a dart at a dart board EofS asks about NOT ""Ok, in the future we are NOT going to use water soluable markers..." (colourful stains on the boards)
" cut <_5618_> cut keep cut keep keep Hey... It's rain... keep NOT now gets status: "Keep it!". 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] EofS asks about SOMETHING "Oh, come on! Someone's got to have SOMETHING to say! (blank boards)
" Sandwich boarders in the rain... GREAT idea.... <_5618_> cut ...er... that's "soluble" ;) :P cut keep * EofS picks a piece of chocolate True, WS (Sorry, sevman joke ;0) keep keep -> *majel* pick something lol ;) SOMETHING now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] ... <_5618_> Any plans for today John? EofS asks about PAID "So, if the world ends tomorrow, when do we get PAID? ('end is nigh' messages)
" <_5618_> cut keep This makes me think of current events here :0/ neutral keep neutral neutral why: what's happ'n' E? neutral Maciel - we've just come into an 8 day fireman's strike oh: ok... <_5618_> Oh, that;s right yes. PAID now gets status: "Keep it!". 2 keeps (29%) -- 4 neutrals (57%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[3 mutes ] * Maciel yawns EofS asks about SPELLING "Yes, people, I'm afraid SPELLING really does matter.
" <_5618_> cut keep <_5618_> YAWNS?!!! This could work if the boards have good mispellings eeek, that fire strike still going on? :-S keep cut neutral neutral# Leander - started this morning neutral even :P Last week's was only 2 days * Maciel yawns again, to annoy 5618 <_5618_> The idea should've suggested bad spelling. * _5618_ Maciel cum salmo fario adoritur! aw....still....not so good.... :-( Well if the spelling mistakes ont eh board made them have different meanings.... keep SPELLING now gets status: "Keep it!". 3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] EofS asks about WRITERS "The WRITERS Strike is off to a bad start.
" keep keep keep cut cut This makes me think of current affairs too :0/ <_5618_> cut * Maciel sighs * Maciel thinks of getting a Latin-English dictionary to translate what 5618 said at least with writers strike only the minds go blank.... WRITERS now gets status: "Keep for now.". 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] EofS asks about WIFE "Thank you, Larry, did everyone hear that? Apparently "WIFE and kids need food" brings in more than "out of Jack Daniels".
" cut cut <_5618_> cut cut cut cut neutral ... WIFE now gets status: "It's cut!". 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[3 mutes ] EofS asks about PEN "I see no one bothered to bring a PEN along. (blank boards)
" keep cut keep# keep keep even <_5618_> "Worst case scenario: advertisers writer's block." keep keep lol ;) <_5618_> cut PEN now gets status: "Keep it!". 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] lol EofS asks about SCARE "I know business has been down since that whole y2k SCARE, but we can't give up on the Apocalyse, people! ('end is nigh' boards)
" * Maciel throws something at the ceiling cut I've now got to putting hte wrong pucnhowrds in :0P <_5618_> cut cut eep! :S neutral cut cut neutral SCARE now gets status: "It's cut!". 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] EofS asks about WEEKLY "The WEEKLY Sandwich Board's Anonymous meeting
" cut cut <_5618_> keep cut keep neutral keep The "Bob" one was better WEEKLY now gets status: "Keep for now.". 3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] Now in FINAL mode. EofS requested the shortlist: SANDWICH [71%, 0] "Keep it!" NOT [57%, 0] "Keep it!" SOMETHING [60%, 0] "Keep it!" PAID [29%, 0] "Keep it!" SPELLING [43%, 0] "Keep it!" WRITERS [50%, 0] "Keep for now." PEN [71%, 0] "Keep it!" Do sandwich board people wear name tags? WEEKLY [43%, 0] "Keep for now." Oh Ford... I read "something" as "smething" for a second there ;) vote4 SANDWICH nah: it'd be hidden by the boards... vote4 writers <_5618_> vote4 weekly WS - what do you think I typed for the punchword? ;0) vote4 sandwich lol! ;) LOL * Sound request: can't find 'datalaugh.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] * Maciel sighs vote4 pen * Maciel throws something at the ceiling Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: SANDWICH scored 2 vote(s). WRITERS scored 1 vote(s). PEN scored 1 vote(s). WEEKLY scored 1 vote(s). Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 10 Queenie! Oooh, real decisive * _5618_ watches it fall back down on Maciel's head. still deciding! vote4 sandwich This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. AGAIN! vote4 writers ack :S <_5618_> vote4 sandwich Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: SANDWICH scored 4 vote(s). WRITERS scored 2 vote(s). Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 a four vote sandwich...nobody vote! ;-) lol ;) Well, if WS, 5618, and Leander's votes are counted, it's just a queenie between 2 Yeah... they're counted * AdmiralMemo will BRB * Sound request: can't find 'i'll be back.wav' [AdmiralMemo SOUND] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. Again We happy now? <_5618_> Yes. happy happy joy joy er, yeah ;) does that answer your question? Now in OFF mode.