Session Start: Fri Dec 20 23:21:01 2002 [23:21] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:21] Well if no one else is gonnas tart it, I will [23:21] * _5618_ looks innocently. 1Card? [23:21] Never midn [23:21] Yay, and we're off for another exciting JS ;) [23:21] wow! [23:21] people are alive here! :) [23:21] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:21] <_5618_> Damn! [23:21] Hi Johan ;) [23:21] Now in OFF mode. [23:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:21] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:21] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:21] YEARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] SENIOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] FRISKY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] MEMO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] FICTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] FAMISHED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] SPACEDOCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] ADS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:21] <_5618_> You never mentioned a card! [23:21] hello! :) [23:21] <_5618_> ;););) [23:21] I guess that's a no for the 3rd round [23:21] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [23:21] e: you are a lifesaver [23:21] Hallå! [23:21] <_5618_> Hi John. [23:21] Hello John =) <-- this is novaflash [23:21] Hi John! :) [23:21] <_5618_> CHANGE YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU GET KICKED! [23:22] It made up for how utterly ****** I felt when I got home [23:22] ThunderDragon asks about YEARS [23:22] "Oh, right. And I suppose you Velcrons only have sex every 7 YEARS!
" [23:22] And there was no uni stuff int eh post, but there was somethign for me regardless :0) [23:22] sevutations [23:22] good sev ;) [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] i will never yield to the 'sevutations' word ;) [23:22] cut [23:22] John - change your name, quick! [23:22] keep [23:22] *** jc has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) [23:22] Johan - lol ;) [23:22] <_5618_> ARGH!!!!! [23:22] neutral [23:22] <_5618_> cut [23:22] geh, we tried! :S [23:23] he'll be back [23:23] YEARS now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:23] 2 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [23:23] i think. [23:23] neutral [23:23] anyways... [23:23] yups [23:23] * ViriiGoDii goes back to programming [23:23] cut [23:23] Johan - how am I a lifesaver? [23:23] ThunderDragon asks about SENIOR [23:23] "Well, I'm a SENIOR officer, which means I never finish a meal, get any sleep or have a love interest that doesn't go horribly wrong.
" [23:23] TD: I quit the game [23:23] * Whitestar8472 grabs Johan... stay! ;) [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] <_5618_> keep [23:23] * _5618_ hugs Emma. [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] <_5618_> I hope you don't mind the fact that I got your address off of someone. [23:24] * ViriiGoDii shoots david [23:24] You got it off me :0P [23:24] SENIOR now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:24] 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [23:24] ThunderDragon asks about FRISKY [23:24] "Leave me alone. I'm hungry, tired, and a little FRISKY.
" [23:24] Anyone up for a post-JS game of Scorch? [23:24] keep [23:24] keep] [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] even [23:24] *** johnfoc has joined #sevtrek [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] wb, John :) [23:24] cut [23:24] <_5618_> JOHN, CHANGE YOUR NICK OR YOU'LL GETT KILLED BY NICKSERV. [23:24] johnfoc!? [23:24] Wb John [23:24] <_5618_> OOPS. [23:25] I always misread that name :0/ [23:25] lol that almost sounds like focjohn..oops. did i say that ;) [23:25] lol :P [23:25] <_5618_> THIS ONE WILL PROB BE ALRIGHT. [23:25] *mala cogitata* [23:25] No, but you typed it ;) [23:25] * EofS pokes David's caps lock key [23:25] FRISKY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:25] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [23:25] <_5618_> What caps lock? ;) [23:25] ThunderDragon asks about MEMO [23:25] "I must've missed that MEMO.
" [23:25] *** _5618_ sets mode: +v Majel [23:25] eek... or maybe he's trying to do a Discworld character impression ;) [23:25] <_5618_> keep [23:25] <_5618_> Nehhh.. [23:25] * Dhraak_playing_scorch wonders how long it's been since he attended a JS [23:25] cut [23:25] johnfoc is a name a friend of mine used to cal me at high school (but we still talk) [23:25] cut [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:26] *** Dhraak_playing_scorch is now known as Dhraakellian [23:26] keep [23:26] keep [23:26] neutral [23:26] keep [23:26] so how's life otherwise, John? [23:26] <*Death*> THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE's ONLY ME. [23:26] aka: gaby and wendy [23:26] MEMO now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:26] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [23:26] and ofcourse the family who were so kind to receive me along with you at mother's day ;) [23:26] ThunderDragon asks about FICTION [23:26] "Now that's science FICTION!
" [23:27] keep [23:27] keep [23:27] cut [23:27] <_5618_> keep [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] and I thought that Ensign "Admiral" Memo wasn't around until the 24th century [23:27] cut [23:27] lol! [23:27] FICTION now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:27] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [23:27] ThunderDragon asks about FAMISHED [23:27] "Why do you think I look FAMISHED, tired and frustrated?
" [23:28] keep [23:28] brb [23:28] keep [23:28] NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! They're playing a song that I believe is the ketchup song! [23:28] neutral [23:28] cut [23:28] er, eep? [23:28] I was so proud that I'd never heard it :'0( [23:28] cut [23:28] * Whitestar8472 has never heard the Ketchup Song :P [23:28] cut [23:28] <_5618_> cut [23:28] I hadn't until then [23:28] * Th`kya doesn't even know what it is! :P [23:28] * ThunderDragon is listening to the I am... CD by Ayumi Hamasaki [23:28] *** _5618_ sets mode: +v johnfoc [23:28] I don't eitehr ;) [23:28] omnidirectional [23:28] either* [23:28] FAMISHED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:28] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [23:28] * Whitestar8472 is listening to thebellsproject.mpe [23:28] ThunderDragon asks about SPACEDOCK [23:28] "If that were true, we never would've left SPACEDOCK.
" [23:28] about time [23:29] erm, .mp3 :P [23:29] cut [23:29] * ViriiGoDii is proud people like the song [23:29] cut [23:29] neutral [23:29] * ViriiGoDii has another friend of mine playing it in a loop continuously now [23:29] And so you should be! ;) [23:29] cut [23:29] keep [23:29] reverse 1337, WS? [23:29] <_5618_> cut [23:29] ...hunh? [23:29] rotate it 180 degrees [23:29] the 'e' instead of the '3' [23:29] it looks like LEET [23:30] from [23:30] elite [23:30] SPACEDOCK now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:30] 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [23:30] ahh, erm, whatever you say ;) [23:30] ThunderDragon asks about ADS [23:30] "Don't believe everything you read in recruitment ADS.
" [23:30] like..those haxors are leet, dude [23:30] <_5618_> cut [23:30] keep [23:30] ah, okies, got it [23:30] they make sum gr8 muzax [23:30] neutral [23:30] cut [23:30] keep [23:30] keep [23:30] ack, now I understood that! :P [23:30] * _5618_ pokes John. 1Got anything planned for the holidays? [23:30] keep [23:31] ADS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:31] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [23:31] Now in FINAL mode. [23:31] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:31] SENIOR [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:31] FRISKY [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:31] MEMO [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:31] ADS [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:31] I think John doesn't want to speak any more than necessary, cause it takes too much bandwidth ;) [23:31] 11_|<3 1h|5 [23:31] 5618 - just the usual family stuff. [23:31] ooooh, that was low :P [23:31] Virii - lol, nah, it's not my isp that's the problem. :-) [23:31] <_5618_> vote4 memo [23:31] i know John ;) html-slimming would be the way to go i think [23:31] vote4 frisky [23:31] Which makes you stand out fromt eh rest of us :0P [23:31] <_5618_> LOL@Johan [23:32] I dunno which to go for [23:32] virii - it would make only a slight difference - most of my bandwidth is from JPEGs. [23:32] vote4 frisky [23:32] vote4 averyshockedexpressiononTrip'sfacewithhimspeechless [23:32] <_5618_> John: Virii = Johan Draaisma [23:32] ;0) [23:32] *cough* 8bit PNG *cough* [23:32] <_5618_> (in case you didn't know) [23:32] vote4 senior [23:32] vote4 ads [23:33] AVERYSHOCKEDEXPRESSIONONTRIP'SFACEWITHHIMSPEECHLESS is not a valid punchword! [23:33] Never! [23:33] E - LOL! [23:33] Lol! [23:33] 5618 - didn't realise Virii was Johan. Cool. [23:33] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:33] SENIOR scored 1 vote(s). [23:33] FRISKY scored 2 vote(s). [23:33] MEMO scored 1 vote(s). [23:33] ADS scored 1 vote(s). [23:33] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [23:33] vote4 frisky [23:33] vote4 memo [23:33] <_5618_> Emma: you can always vote4 IMG [23:33] and I might have to disappear [23:33] john [23:33] * _5618_ pokes Michelle and points her to the window above. [23:33] don't be suprised if I do [23:34] i might be able to hook you up with a university connection here in holland for the webhosting [23:34] vote4 frisky [23:34] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:34] FRISKY scored 4 vote(s). [23:34] MEMO scored 2 vote(s). [23:34] ADS scored 1 vote(s). [23:34] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [23:34] i'm asking a friend of mine who works at Saxion Highschool in mid-holland. [23:34] I can't help it, I absolutely love that 'frisky' line *g* [23:34] they don't have a bandwidth limit. [23:34] seen, David - thanks ;) [23:34] they have plans for 10gb a month, but since he is a system's administrator, that might be worth something. [23:34] but i'll let you know over email if anything serious comes out of it. [23:35] ADS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:35] ooh, good luck with taht [23:35] that* [23:35] vote4 frisky [23:35] ADS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:35] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [23:35] vote4 senior [23:35] Johan - thanx, I'll probably keep the comps running on my new server... [23:35] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:35] SENIOR scored 1 vote(s). [23:35] FRISKY scored 5 vote(s). [23:35] MEMO scored 1 vote(s). [23:35] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [23:35] I hate it when I do that [23:35] ...and hope to find somewhere to put the archives (it's be a shame to stop them) [23:35] Yeah [23:35] Ok... FRISKY won. [23:36] yups [23:36] I used to go to the site simply to view the archives [23:36] then the comps ;) [23:36] oh so YOU used all the bandwidth! :) [23:36] Now in OFF mode. [23:36] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:36] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:36] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:36] CLOWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] SKILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] TAPE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] KIDDING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] TWISTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] SECOND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] BALLOON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] SICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] PUT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:36] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:36] john, block her and save 47gb a month! :) [23:36] Johan: :P [23:36] that was two years ago :P ;) [23:36] -g- just kidding, michelle ;) [23:36] ThunderDragon asks about CLOWN [23:36] "Good! Now take it Off the "CLOWN" setting
" [23:36] I know ;) [23:36] You're in different timezoens though [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] And you could have awful lag, knowing what your connection's like [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] <_5618_> John: perhaps an idea is to chance, if handy, the URL to the Sev Trek comp for a day or so and see what ammount of bandwith you save by people not linking to it? [23:37] <_5618_> cut [23:37] CLOWN now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:37] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [23:37] timezoen? isn't that just the one where Jeroen lives? [23:37] lol! [23:37] ThunderDragon asks about SKILL [23:37] "I find your lack of SKILL disturbing.
" [23:37] * EofS poings Dhraak to how utterly shattered she is [23:37] * _5618_ regrets the fact that his clown punchline didn't make the cut. [23:38] *** EofS is now known as EofTupeS [23:38] heh [23:38] :0P [23:38] <_5618_> cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] Truly a Sevilian tupo ;) [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] or tupey ;) [23:38] keep [23:38] keep [23:38] SKILL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:38] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [23:38] Tupe [23:38] Not Tupey :0P [23:38] hmm... I remember when I first saw SevTrek [23:38] ThunderDragon asks about TAPE [23:38] "Great!! We'll TAPE it to the fridge!
" [23:38] This (me) is Tupey [23:38] cut [23:38] I know ;) Play on words ;) [23:38] keep [23:38] keep [23:38] <_5618_> keep [23:38] <_5618_> (good one) [23:38] keep [23:38] It was on the USS Jaguar humor page [23:38] keep [23:39] hehe, yeah ;) [23:39] keep [23:39] TAPE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:39] 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [23:39] hm... I remember discoving Sevgate first; can't remember what page I found it at though [23:39] ThunderDragon asks about KIDDING [23:39] "Lube, I was just KIDDING about that father thing.
" [23:39] It was a Stargate site IIRC [23:39] cut [23:39] <_5618_> cut [23:39] erm, discovering :P [23:39] JC: if you do ban offsite linking, what will happen to all the sites which have the comps displayed on them? [23:39] keep [23:39] keep [23:39] keep [23:39] neutral [23:39] cut [23:39] keep [23:40] WS - that would make sense :0P [23:40] *g* yeah :P ;) [23:40] <_5618_> I found Sev Trek in march 2000, I think. I think I found it via another website. [23:40] We might have a special guest tonight :0) [23:40] KIDDING now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:40] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ] [23:40] I found it in February 1999 [23:40] ThunderDragon asks about TWISTED [23:40] "Good! Only a TWISTED mind could've come up with a sever like that!
" [23:40] <_5618_> Dhraakellian: broken images. [23:40] I wonder who here has known sev longest ;0) :0P [23:40] cut [23:40] * Whitestar8472 kicks so-called typing 'skills' which comprise 74.47 of her job :P [23:40] <_5618_> cut [23:40] will they have to download the strip every week and keep a copy on their server [23:40] john ofcourse [23:40] cut [23:40] E: JC, don't you think? [23:40] JC has, E [23:41] *g* [23:41] neutral [23:41] <_5618_> Kind of obvious. [23:41] neutral [23:41] cut [23:41] and after john probably me but i don't know that for certain [23:41] Considering we're all fans of a hu,mour site... :0P [23:41] TWISTED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:41] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [23:41] *** TBonz has joined #Sevtrek [23:41] well... I discovered the site in July 2000 :P [23:41] Yay! [23:41] Hooray! [23:41] Hi there ;) [23:41] <_5618_> WOW!!! [23:41] finally [23:41] <_5618_> LTNS! [23:41] ThunderDragon asks about SECOND [23:41] "On SECOND thought son ... Don't come to the dork side.
" [23:41] It took time, but we got you in :0) [23:41] Hallå! [23:41] keep [23:41] Had to switch servers a zillion times [23:41] I said we might have a special guest :0P [23:41] I've been at the boards since the Dying of the Netbabbler DB [23:41] keep [23:41] keep [23:41] <_5618_> cut [23:41] keep [23:41] keep [23:41] yups, you did, E ;) [23:42] * EofTupeS waves to Bonz [23:42] cut [23:42] <_5618_> It's the woman who's passed the magical 47 and thus earns our respect. [23:42] Dhraak - the websites currently linking to my comps will get a broken image, I think [23:42] *** Agent-D has joined #sevtrek [23:42] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Agent-D [23:42] phew [23:42] Hi, D [23:42] Hi D [23:42] Hallå! [23:42] ok, that sorted itself out then [23:42] I haven't done anything yet but will probably just delete the images [23:42] <_5618_> Hi Dave. [23:42] SECOND now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:42] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [23:42] Salve, D and T'bonz [23:42] salvete* [23:42] D - have problems getting in? [23:42] Join the club [23:42] ThunderDragon asks about BALLOON [23:42] "This is supposed to be a light sever... not BALLOON animal
" [23:42] yeup [23:43] cut [23:43] Whitestar - July 2000? I started around 1995 (or 1996, I can't remember) [23:43] I was an op amazingly enough, in an empty channel [23:43] where are the finalists? Majel's URL wasn't right [23:43] keep [23:43] (not my day ) [23:43] I was a late starter ;) [23:43] keep [23:43] cut [23:43] <_5618_> cut [23:43] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:43] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:43] cut [23:43] www.http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:43] and I discovered it completely by accident; before then, I didn't even know there WAS a Sev ;) [23:43] WS, Iahve trouble beleiveing that {{;) [23:43] D'oH ;0) [23:43] thankee [23:43] cut [23:44] Almost forgot to vote there ;) [23:44] cut [23:44] heh [23:44] BALLOON now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:44] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [23:44] ThunderDragon asks about SICK [23:44] "SICK and Twisted... Just the way I like 'em!
" [23:44] *** _5618_ sets mode: +v TBonz [23:44] keep [23:44] ;) [23:44] <_5618_> cut [23:44] neutral [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44]