Session Start: Fri Feb 14 23:13:00 2003 [23:13] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:13] oooh, good timing :) [23:13] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:13] sweet [23:13] Now in OFF mode. [23:13] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVSPACE, please stand by... [23:13] Retrieval SEVSPACE competition complete. [23:13] Wizzard requested the shortlist: [23:13] OFFER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] PEELER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] JIGSAW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] JINGLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] MANUAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] YOU [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] HAPPENED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] KILLED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:13] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:13] nice timing there [23:13] thank E [23:13] *thanks E* ;) [23:13] You're welcome ;0) [23:13] Wizzard asks about OFFER [23:13] "I was hoping you'd OFFER to put it together first.
" [23:13] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] neutral [23:14] OFFER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:14] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [23:14] Wizzard asks about PEELER [23:14] "I need a sword, not a potato PEELER.
" [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut (the shaver lines were funnier) [23:14] cut [23:15] PEELER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:15] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [23:15] Wizzard asks about JIGSAW [23:15] "I've never been much good at JIGSAW puzzles
" [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] ugh [23:15] cut [23:15] BEfan? BEFAN? You owe me money! [23:15] Heh. [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] I do? [23:15] lol] [23:15] did i hire u to wash my beamer?!? [23:15] cut [23:16] JIGSAW now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [23:16] Wizzard asks about JINGLE [23:16] "All the pieces would JINGLE around in my pocket!
" [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] Simpsons' fan? [23:16] cut [23:16] um [23:16] thats bad [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] neutral [23:16] JINGLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [23:16] cut [23:16] oh, nevermind *g* [23:16] Wizzard asks about MANUAL [23:16] "I was hoping for a sword that doesn't require an assembly MANUAL.
" [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] lene: it was counted [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] neutral [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:17] the other is better [23:17] yeah, but it didn't make much of a difference anyway ;) [23:17] MANUAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[0 mutes ] [23:17] Wizzard asks about YOU [23:17] "Why don't YOU take up the sword and I'll take out your daughter.
" [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] neutral [23:17] YOU now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:17] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[0 mutes ] [23:17] Wizzard asks about HAPPENED [23:17] "I know what HAPPENED to the last guy who took up the Sword.
" [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] neutral [23:17] cut [23:17] neutral [23:18] Isildur's death had nothing to do with the sword [23:18] mishi snowager [23:18] HAPPENED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:18] 4 keeps (57%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [23:18] Wizzard asks about KILLED [23:18] "I'd much rather have the sword of the guy who KILLED him!
" [23:18] cut [23:18] been there, got a keyring, thanks ;) [23:18] keep [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] cut (it was a mace in the movie) [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] same reason [23:18] So? [23:18] I think the joke works anyway [23:19] me too [23:19] KILLED now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:19] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [23:19] Yeah, he still got killed. [23:19] Now in FINAL mode. [23:19] keep [23:19] its funny, i mean we dont follow the movies do we?"? [23:19] Wizzard requested the shortlist: [23:19] OFFER [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:19] YOU [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:19] HAPPENED [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:19] KILLED [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:19] lol [23:19] uh-huh *nods* What they said :P [23:19] vote4 you [23:19] vote4 offer [23:19] vote4 you [23:19] vote4 offer [23:19] vote4 killed [23:19] actually [23:19] pog: that cartoon makes only sense if we follow the movie [23:19] vote4 killed [23:19] vote4 you [23:19] vote4offer [23:19] vote4 offer [23:19] vote4 offer [23:19] i mean [23:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:19] OFFER scored 4 vote(s). [23:19] YOU scored 3 vote(s). [23:19] KILLED scored 1 vote(s). [23:19] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [23:20] KILLED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:20] KILLED now gets status "killed by SevMan." would sound better :P [23:20] lol! ;) [23:20] Lol [23:20] um. [23:20] Bleed 'em slowly [23:20] ws: revote... [23:20] mishi it iced me again [23:20] I was disappoinged a while back when the punchline cut was was cut early on [23:20] eh... i mean E... ;) [23:21] I wanted to get "CUT now gets status cut by SevMan" [23:21] Yeahyeah, keep your hair on :0P [23:21] We've seen that. [23:21] lol [23:21] vote4 you [23:21] (sniffs) [23:21] Petra: ack :S [23:21] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:21] OFFER scored 4 vote(s). [23:21] YOU scored 4 vote(s). [23:21] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [23:21] lol; [23:21] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [23:21] mishi it hates ,me:( [23:21] Now in OFF mode. [23:21] Offer! [23:21] Not that i like either of those punches [23:21] but tombola was nice today :) [23:22] vote4 offer [23:22] too late... [23:22] Petra: yeah ;) [23:22] ok, that was the JS... [23:22] Yayyyy, another round of deft indecision! [23:22] ol [23:22] Now in OFF mode. [23:22] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [23:22] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Fri Feb 14 23:22:56 2003