[23:14] Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:14] ...retrieving punchlines. Please allow 10 seconds minimum refresh time. [23:14] Now in OFF mode. [23:14] Majel v4.7NF is online. [23:14] dank je wel [23:14] * MeepMeep wanders in with leigh_A, moobie, coochie, angel, sparks, GLC and Scarpetta in tow [23:14] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:14] Ah... Jolt Cola... [23:14] ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're off! [23:14] Now in OFF mode. [23:14] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVSPACE, please stand by... [23:14] Retrieval SEVSPACE competition complete. [23:14] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:14] SAME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:14] JUMPING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:14] mmm bananan chips [23:14] SISTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:14] AND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:14] REWRITES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15] JUMP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15] DECENCY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15] COME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:15] Wow! [23:15] quack [23:15] We have punchlines :0) [23:15] ThunderDragon asks about SAME [23:15] "Strange, Sourone said the SAME thing." [23:15] yay!! :D [23:15] hehe [23:15] Cut [23:15] cut [23:15] I don't get the Sauron punchlines [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] bean me up [23:15] I don't either [23:15] Hehe ;) [23:15] I like Sala Baker :0) [23:15] I think they all suck. [23:16] ...who is coming back to Middleton Hall in May ;) [23:16] SAME now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [23:16] "you never WROTE you never CALLED you never kissed me goodnight! [23:16] ThunderDragon asks about JUMPING [23:16] "If that's what I'm going to turn out like, I'm JUMPING in with the ring!" [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] Along with... did I mention... *Corin Nemec*!!! [23:16] ;) [23:16] He's still around? [23:16] cut [23:17] scooby [23:17] Cut [23:17] Mayo's on her way [23:17] keep [23:17] Corsair - have to agree, they're all dodgy [23:17] Hold the Mayo. [23:17] lay out the straw so she can slither in [23:17] i didnt like any in particular myself. [23:17] *** te`huur has quit IRC (Quit: "Sir," I said to the universe, "I exist!" ... "That," said the universe, "creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever." Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy) [23:17] One maybe. [23:17] wow i only realised so few r here [23:17] JUMPING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [23:18] mmmbeer [23:18] ThunderDragon asks about SISTER [23:18] "And let me guess... Samwise is my SISTER?" [23:18] cut [23:18] hm,,,, [23:18] neutral [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] there were SO many punches like that! [23:18] i went blind looking at all the samwise sister ones [23:18] JC must have been on track 1 [23:19] SISTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:19] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [23:19] i never realised how many people submit the same punch [23:19] ThunderDragon asks about AND [23:19] "Wow! You *AND* Sourone?!" [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] neutral [23:19] cut [23:19] lame lame...... [23:19] Yeah [23:19] Cut [23:19] ratsy has a llot to answer for! [23:19] Ack, I'm transferring 41 pics to my compy [23:19] i didnt rate these ones beyond 3 [23:20] 39 of which I've done before *trouts self* [23:20] *** Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie has joined #sevtrek [23:20] beyond 2 [23:20] Hiya!! :D [23:20] Hi Mayo [23:20] Hold the Mayo. [23:20] You made it! [23:20] mayoooooooooooooooooooooooo# [23:20] Hello.... me late [23:20] don't worry! ;) [23:20] Hello... [23:20] * MeepMeep throws a bap at mayo [23:20] AND now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [23:20] *** n3wt has joined #sevtrek [23:20] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v n3wt [23:20] http://jcook.infidyne.com/finalists.php [23:20] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie is terrible at IRC [23:20] Hi Will [23:20] <-- Petra [23:20] Hello... [23:20] Who ya gonna call? [23:20] *** ThunderDragon sets mode: +v Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie [23:20] Mayo: that's the link for the finalist punchlines [23:20] GHOSTBUSTERS [23:20] ThunderDragon asks about REWRITES [23:20] "I knew they were doing REWRITES on J.R.R.'s book, but this ridiculous!" [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] Hi WIll [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] Cut [23:21] That's so Lame, Crutches wouldn't help. [23:21] What am I DOING!!! [23:21] * ThunderDragon has now finished can of Jolt Cola [23:21] Hehe. Is this JS going to end with no punchline being chosen? [23:21] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie is totaly lost [23:21] the one "no I am YOUR father!" was vaguely funny [23:21] keep [23:21] Mayo: doubleclick on the link I gave you [23:21] I DID [23:21] That shows the finalist punchlines; the ones we're voting on [23:22] WATASHI WA GENKI DESU! 6* starts running around #sevtrek * [23:22] The one we're on now is REWRITES [23:22] were voting on crap this week mayo! :) [23:22] if you like it, type keep [23:22] if you don't, type cut [23:22] Ok... [23:22] if you're undecided, type neutral [23:22] cut [23:22] if u are not hate nor like type neutral [23:22] if you dislike it alot, type neuter. [23:22] Lol!! [23:22] REWRITES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:22] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ] [23:22] :P dumpy [23:22] if you absolutely love it, type narf [23:22] ThunderDragon asks about JUMP [23:22] "If that's my cue to JUMP, it's a GOOD one!" [23:23] If you think it's magical, type supercalifragilisticexpealadocious. [23:23] Cut [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] neutral [23:23] If you hate it, type cuthbert [23:23] Snip-pety doo dah? [/mode sarcastic Jack O'Neill, 'Seth'] [23:23] ;) [23:23] if u think its sexy SCREAM [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] If you think....errr, you're in the wrong room. [23:23] Lol! [23:23] LOL [23:23] * ThunderDragon is listening to Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san OST [23:23] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie higgles [23:23] Vote, people, vote - we neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed votes this evening ;) [23:24] if u think its a sexy strapping punchline give it a smooch [23:24] I DID already. [23:24] Vote. [23:24] i did [23:24] JUMP now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:24] 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [23:24] I know ;) [23:24] Nto Smooch [23:24] Whoa [23:24] one got kept! ;) [23:24] ThunderDragon asks about DECENCY [23:24] "Daft Vapor at least had the DECENCY to cover up." [23:24] narfness [23:24] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie higgles more [23:24] It's bland, but the least offensive. [23:24] cut [23:24] cuteness ;) [23:24] hm [23:24] cut [23:24] neutral [23:24] neutral [23:24] cut [23:24] Cut [23:25] Lol Corsair [23:25] neuter! [23:25] its a PUPPET!¬ [23:25] *Wonders how to delete all images at once* [23:25] LARRRRRRRRRRRY LOAFERRRRRRRRRRRRR! [23:25] DECENCY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:25] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:25] Might need to read the manual :0P [23:25] ThunderDragon asks about COME [23:25] "Jerry Springer, here we COME." [23:25] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie eats dinner [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] Cut [23:25] keep [23:25] cut [23:25] cut [23:26] however, there was a Sev Wars strip based on Jerry Springer [23:26] * EofS is reminded of that old sev wars cartoon [23:26] hehe [23:26] Lol [23:26] Sevvy Springer ;) [23:26] Like I want Jerry Springer messing up a perfectly good Fraud Comic....sheesh! [23:26] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie puts on the TV [23:26] * EofS mutters about the statistical probabiity of fools differing [23:26] (me decks the shat out of saurone -0 you aint my daddy! yo momma was a hose from CA!" [23:26] COME now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:26] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [23:26] Now in FINAL mode. [23:26] ??? [23:26] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie what's THIS!!! [23:27] erk [23:27] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:27] JUMP [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:27] COME [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:27] Mayo - this is where we get to choose the winner [23:27] observe and learn [23:27] Ok... [23:27] vote4 jump [23:27] vote4 come [23:27] vote4 jump [23:27] vote4 come [23:27] vote4 jump [23:27] Ah ha! [23:27] shat [23:27] vote4 jump [23:27] that was such a lame punch - but they all were man,,,,,, [23:27] Simply because I refuse to vote for come [23:27] Yup. [23:27] Petra and E: Yup [23:28] *ahem* [23:28] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:28] JUMP scored 4 vote(s). [23:28] COME scored 2 vote(s). [23:28] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [23:28] Hm, not a §evqueen this time then ;) [23:28] Yay! [23:28] Woooo!!! I came to a judjing session!!! [23:28] Yay, we did our job! *bounces around* :D ;) [23:28] * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie dances [23:28] We've been very hard on Wendy lately [23:28] i think wendy would ask GABBY to eeny meeny minny moe [23:28] Mayo: yeah - did you enjoy? ;) [23:28] YESH!!! [23:28] Hehe [23:29] Well done Mayo *hugs* [23:29] wuhu mayoo [23:29] Can you imagine the chaos when *Gaby's* old enough to attend one of these? ;) [23:29] * Corsair "Holds the Mayo" [23:29] u r now a fullty fledges sev squeak! [23:29] Nice going Mayo! :D *hugs* [23:29] Now in OFF mode. [23:29] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [23:29] *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 8 AM Eastern Australian time. Look on http://www.sevspace.com/majel.shtml to figure out when it starts for you.' [23:29] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! [23:29] *** Majel has left #sevtrek (Majel is now installing on your computer. You will comply.)