[23:30] Now in OFF mode. [23:30] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVSPACE, please stand by... [23:30] Retrieval SEVSPACE competition complete. [23:30] Nemi requested the shortlist: [23:30] EARTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] THREATENED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] AGREED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] BROUGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] MINORITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] WRECK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] NEWS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] ADVANTAGES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] QUADRANT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] BAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] TURNED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:30] Moo. [23:30] heh [23:30] oo la la [23:31] Hurra! [23:31] *** Miguel changes topic to 'It's the lesser spotted JS... come and look!' [23:31] Nemi asks about EARTH [23:31] "They wanted to keep me on EARTH..... My hair is a new planetary shield." [23:31] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [23:31] cut [23:31] neutral [23:31] nah more like "JS - in slow motion - featuring Narf man# [23:31] ;) [23:31] cut [23:31] cut [23:31] *** El_Pollo_Loco has joined #sevtrek [23:31] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v El_Pollo_Loco [23:31] Hi Aaron [23:31] we only started aarpn [23:31] cut [23:31] Hola mi amigos. ;) [23:31] EPL - http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php, JUST started [23:31] apron? lol [23:31] cluck cluck cluck [23:31] http://jcook.infidyne.com/finalists.php [23:32] hurry and get your vote in for EARTH [23:32] buck awk [23:32] which one is it ? :-) [23:32] the plaetary shield [23:32] thingf [23:32] go with the second one; the first doesn't work [23:32] nono, the URL i mean ? [23:32] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [23:32] keep [23:32] Its a JS, but not a JS as we know it [23:32] okay [23:32] cut [23:32] EARTH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:32] 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [23:32] I found my theme song for my name. "The rooster" by Alice in Chains [23:32] thank god for that [23:32] Hehe! [23:32] * Nemi thwaps Majel [23:32] <05Nemi> no voting! [23:32] i like the chicken tonight one mself [23:33] lol! we have a biased judge! [23:33] hehe! [23:33] :( [23:33] I thought we were all biased... [23:33] I feel like Chicken tonight! [23:33] i feel like chicken tonight,,,,,,, like chicken tonight..... [23:33] Nemi asks about THREATENED [23:33] "I THREATENED to give a lecture at the academy ... BEFORE my morning coffee." [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] You don't look like a chicken. [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] * Warning : Impending Hobbit invasion... [23:33] cut (ok, this doesn't get counted) [23:33] * Too late now... [23:33] what the...? [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] But who's counting... [23:34] <[sev]hobbit> Hello, one and all! [23:34] *** [sev]hobbit has joined #sevtrek [23:34] Good Sev! [23:34] erm... riiiiiiight ;) [23:34] ...hi there? [23:34] Hi there.... hobbit. [23:34] THAT is freaky :-) [23:34] oi you? what the narf are you doing?! I didn'tsign you in! [23:34] You didn't sign your narf in? [23:34] <[sev]hobbit> *sigh* [23:34] lol [23:34] who signs their NARF? [23:34] *** [sev]hobbit has quit IRC (Quit: ... Will you miss me?) [23:34] THREATENED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:34] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [23:34] ew - must be painful ;) [23:34] * Petronella imagines Poker r sumat written [23:34] Nemi asks about AGREED [23:34] "I AGREED to stay away ANOTHER seven years!" [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:35] neutral [23:35] neutral [23:35] neutral [23:35] *** twentyfourseven is now known as twentyfoursevenpartypeople [23:35] neutral [23:35] keep [23:35] * Majel huggles... [23:35] * Warning : Impending Hobbit invasion... [23:35] * Majel self. :P [23:35] cut [23:35] WHAT?! [23:35] * Too late now... [23:35] *huggles self* [23:35] *** Egak has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:35] o shut up , lol. [23:35] Ben.... noooooooooooo! [23:35] IT WON'T STOP! [23:35] jk ;) [23:35] Err, hi Ben. ;) [23:35] <[sev]hobbit> Hello, one and all! [23:35] *** [sev]hobbit has joined #sevtrek [23:35] Ben - control................um.....yourself! [23:36] Gee... it has a mind of its own - RUN AWAY!! :p ;) [23:36] * Miguel sobs * 1stop...it...! [23:36] stop playing with your.... ben [23:36] LOL! [23:36] *** [sev]hobbit has quit IRC (Quit: I'm pulling the power cord out now...) [23:36] AGREED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:36] 1 keeps (14%) -- 3 neutrals (43%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [23:36] Aww, it just wants to join in! ;) [23:36] Let it play! [23:36] It's kinda cute [23:36] *sigh* oh, okay ;) [23:36] Nemi asks about BROUGHT [23:36] "I BROUGHT back 10 of 10... you do the math." [23:36] it can't, let's eat it! [23:36] neutral [23:36] ew [23:36] cut [23:36] neutral [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] "It looks like a little child" [23:37] "Let's hit it with a rock!" [23:37] <05Nemi> cut [23:37] neutral [23:37] * Warning : Impending Hobbit invasion... [23:37] cut [23:37] "Gridnack!" [23:37] He's back.... [23:37] * Too late now... [23:37] aaaaaaaand it's back... again ;) [23:37] Moooooo.... [23:37] * Petronella hits miguels pc [23:37] .........f [23:37] *** Nemi sets mode: +v Petronella [23:37] I thought merely signing out would work... [23:37] <[sev]hobbit> Hello, one and all! [23:37] *** [sev]hobbit has joined #sevtrek [23:37] is that a programme? [23:37] Chatting too much is inefficient. [23:38] It's also fun Majel. [23:38] narfing is overated [23:38] *sigh* - you can't take a hobbit anywhere without it fiddling with the fundamental fabric of the multiverse [23:38] BROUGHT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:38] 0 keeps (0%) -- 3 neutrals (38%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [23:38] * El_Pollo_Loco pokes Majel [23:38] * [sev]hobbit steals Miguel [23:38] Nemi asks about MINORITY [23:38] "With most of Admirals being bald - they've had to hire me as a MINORITY!" [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] <05Nemi> cut [23:38] CUT!! [23:38] way too pc [23:38] Can you say 'predictable'? [23:38] depassE! [23:38] * Majel pokes Aaron with a pneumatic hammer. [23:38] so 80s [23:38] Once in a while, sometimes big words are hard. :P [23:39] predictabib... produ... erm, nope Jim ;) [23:39] *** Nemi sets mode: +o twentyfoursevenpartypeople [23:39] ra-ta-ta-ta-ta [23:39] predicto-babble [23:39] *** [sev]hobbit has quit IRC (Quit: 230 to 0v in 10ms!) [23:39] MINORITY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:39] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[0 mutes ] [23:39] Nemi asks about WRECK [23:39] "*I* didn't WRECK any of my sevships." [23:39] keep (no - she just destroyed everyone else's ;)) [23:39] cut [23:39] keep [23:39] keep [23:39] Lol! [23:40] Not for a lack of trying.... [23:40] hey, we've got 0 mutes [23:40] Heh [23:40] that's a rare one [23:40] neutral [23:40] neutral [23:40] Speak up mut........oh wait ;) [23:40] lol :-) [23:40] *** Miguel is now known as mut [23:40] I always wondered why we bothered telling mutes to speak up [23:40] ;) [23:40] SORRY? CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? [23:40] *** mut is now known as Miguel [23:40] *** Nemi sets mode: +v JustMark [23:40] Woof! [23:40] rotfl [23:40] well in reality she held her ship together with duck tape and prayed itd holg :/ [23:40] WRECK now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:40] 3 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ] [23:40] "Hey blind people! Look where you're going!" [23:41] Nemi asks about NEWS [23:41] "Didn't you hear the NEWS? Hair is in!" [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut *sigh* [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] * Miguel walks up to Jim and coughs * 1;) [23:41] WHo's rating these punchlines? [23:41] cut [23:41] its too teenagers magazine [23:41] me and i gave that a 1 [23:41] * Majel looks around. [23:41] I haven't rated in ages [23:41] Ok, does anyone actually know who I am? :P;0 [23:42] rate? you can *rate* these things? ;) [23:42] Me! [23:42] I know! [23:42] <05Nemi> cut [23:42] dummy r E? [23:42] Yo're Majel. [23:42] I can guess... [23:42] hmmm [23:42] *listens to new Evanescence CD* [23:42] not E, I hope [23:42] Don't mind my weirdness - I watched a Bill Hicks DVD tonight [23:42] David? [23:42] David? [23:42] hehe [23:42] keep [23:42] <05Nemi> pet, dummy is what? [23:42] David who? [23:42] NEWS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:42] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[0 mutes ] [23:42] 5618 [23:42] David McMacintosh! [23:42] 5618 wo? [23:42] "DO'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" [23:42] mr albino [23:42] It's 8165. [23:42] Nemi asks about ADVANTAGES [23:42] "Dating Cue has its ADVANTAGES." [23:43] The evil twin! [23:43] keep [23:43] ugh cut [23:43] cut [23:43] ah, 1685 [23:43] <05Nemi> keep [23:43] cut [23:43] <05Nemi> muwah :P [23:43] neutral [23:43] 1685, as in the overture. [23:43] cut [23:43] <05Nemi> well, Q is mentioned.... ;) [23:43] cut [23:43] indeed nemi [23:43] I just can't picture her saying this. [23:43] oh wait, that's 1812 ;) [23:43] did my cut count?? [23:43] thought that was 1812? [23:43] ah, okies [23:43] i said ugh first [23:43] fivesixoneeight [23:43] no, that was a war i think [23:43] Killing Cue has its advantages... [23:43] * Nemi kills JustMark [23:43] 1812 was on averture commemorating the retreat by Napoleon from somewhere [23:43] 5618, 247... I'm getting number-logged! [23:43] Ouchies! [23:44] *listens to "The Rooster"* Mmm, so gratifying. :P [23:44] Ben: 8472? ;) [23:44] heh ;) [23:44] Q.... *swoons* ;-) [23:44] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :-P [23:44] * Majel sighs. [23:44] Nemi: October, possibly ;) [23:44] ADVANTAGES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:44] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [23:44] Now if only she did that when hearing my name. ;) [23:44] Nemi asks about QUADRANT [23:44] "So I can't screw up ANOTHER QUADRANT!" [23:44] cut *bigger sigh* [23:44] * Petronella sings Chilli chisken,,,, walkjin down the street, chilli chicken,,, food i like to eat and oh its such a shaaaaaaaaaame i aint got none on my plaaaaaaaaaaaaate, chilli chicken,,,,, [23:44] cute [23:44] neutral [23:44] cut [23:44] keepcutthingy. [23:44] narf [23:44] cut [23:44] keep [23:45] <05Nemi> cut [23:45] neutral [23:45] It all tastes like...chicken... [23:45] QUADRANT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:45] 1 keeps (12%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[0 mutes ] [23:45] Nemi asks about BAD [23:45] "Don't feel BAD. I'll probably get Earth lost by next week." [23:45] neutral gear [23:45] keep [23:45] keep [23:45] keep [23:45] keep [23:46] BAD Nemi, BAD. :P;) [23:46] <05Nemi> keep [23:46] keep! [23:46] <05Nemi> :P [23:46] cut [23:46] naughty Nemi u mean [23:46] * Majel snickers. [23:46] * Majel mars [23:46] keep [23:46] Moro [23:46] <05Nemi> no, I asked what the "punchword" was :P [23:46] mars... I'm seeing red!!!! [23:46] oh no [23:46] * Miguel whacks Majel with a piece of chocolate approximately the size of Texas * [23:47] That's some chocolate [23:47] Hey [23:47] poor chocolate! [23:47] Even Nemi might struggl with that one [23:47] <05Nemi> see, it says "Nemi asks about BAD" [23:47] it didn't deserve that ;) [23:47] Better than uranus, then you'll see Green. [23:47] oh dear [23:47] BAD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:47] 7 keeps (88%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[0 mutes ] [23:47] then you'll sea green, even? ;) *runs* [23:47] * Petronella whacks ben who is whacking david with a a jar of mayonnaise and a Anubi snack [23:47] Nemi asks about TURNED [23:47] "They said since I TURNED a few days trip into 7 years, I was perfect for bureaucracy." [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] keep [23:47] keep [23:47] neutral [23:47] Keep [23:47] * Miguel is whacked * 1ow! [23:47] <05Nemi> neutral [23:48] something doesn't sound right in that sentence [23:48] cut [23:48] if they said politics it might have been a bit better ;) [23:48] * twentyfoursevenpartypeople agrees [23:48] * El_Pollo_Loco continues to read "The Bourne Identity" [23:48] does JC still make chagnes? [23:48] * Majel shoots lots of chocolate eegs towards Miguel. [23:48] Yes, I am read... and yes, hell did freeze over. ;) [23:48] but Jim, you're disagreeable! [23:48] probably [23:48] I am NOT [23:48] TURNED now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:48] 3 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [23:48] Ok, yes, JC still makes changes [23:48] ;) [23:48] * Miguel eats eggs * 1:) [23:49] * El_Pollo_Loco eats Miguel * [23:49] Now in FINAL mode. [23:49] thankyou Jim ;) [23:49] neggs [23:49] eeewww [23:49] oy! [23:49] Nemi requested the shortlist: [23:49] THREATENED [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:49] WRECK [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:49] BAD [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:49] TURNED [38%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:49] Eye for an eye as they say... [23:49] badthoughts! :P [23:49] huh? [23:49] stop it! all of you! [23:49] * Miguel spit roasts the chicken * [23:49] vote4 bad [23:49] vote4 turned [23:49] vote4 wreck [23:49] vote4 BAD [23:49] vote4 bad [23:49] vote4 bad [23:49] vote4 threatened [23:50] i don't recall picard wrecking his ship [23:50] um [23:50] that was riker & troi [23:50] It was in the movie [23:50] Mmmm, we got our parents a stereo for their anniversary today. [23:50] Nemesis? [23:50] "You broke your littel ships" [23:50] :P;) [23:50] (poor USS Titan :-) ) [23:50] the enterprise crashed in generations for 1 [23:50] It works really well. ;) [23:50] "Generations" [23:50] Cpt Thomas - remember that line? [23:50] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:50] THREATENED scored 1 vote(s). [23:50] WRECK scored 1 vote(s). [23:50] BAD scored 4 vote(s). [23:50] Okay so it was a model [23:50] TURNED scored 1 vote(s). [23:50] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8 [23:50] oh, First Contact then... [23:50] And he smashed it again in Nemesis [23:51] Noooo! [23:51] I aint seen it yet! ;) [23:51] Like I wanna..... [23:51] so did janeway [23:51] :P [23:51] more than once [23:51] time and again [23:51] True, she did. [23:51] BAD wins. [23:51] but it didnt HAPPEN after thje time line fix :) [23:51] cf the infamous RESET button [23:51] <05Nemi> dun dun dunnnnn [23:51] how convenient [23:51] lol [23:51] in other words, BAD is good? ;) [23:51] Ohh boy. ;) [23:51] oh no [23:51] Now in OFF mode. [23:51] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [23:51] *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 8 AM Eastern Australian time. Look on http://www.sevspace.com/majel.shtml to figure out when it starts for you.' [23:51] well, I owe myself �5... I bet that it wouldn't finish before midnight ;) [23:51] *** Majel has left #sevtrek (Majel is now installing on your computer. You will comply.)