Session Start: Sat Apr 26 00:13:01 2003 [00:13] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:13] Johan - all set? [00:13] "your tummy will addapt to digest us." [00:13]  Now in OFF mode. [00:13]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE TV, please stand by... [00:13]  Retrieval SEV SPACE TV competition complete. [00:13]  ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [00:13]  FRIENDLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  ASKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  INCIDENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  OUTFIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  FANS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  DATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  ANGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  WISH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  SORRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  PRINCIPLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  CERTAINLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  SURVIVOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  REMEMBERED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:13]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:13] Lol Leander! [00:13] * Petronella offers Eshapes some peach thingies [00:13] * Whitestar8472 joins in the Petra-slaying - thanks a lot! :P ;) [00:13] hello viriigodii... [00:13] v4.7NF? [00:13] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:13] * EofS remembers she hasn't rated today [00:13] Narf [00:13] please! ;) [00:13] shyva: Just. Don't! Ask!!! [00:13] cute [00:13] Shyva - yes, never noticed that before? [00:13] yeah [00:13] E: i never noticed the NF [00:13] looks better [00:13] Yay, it works! [00:13] NarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarfNarf [00:13] Yay :D [00:13] please! ;) [00:13] NF = Non Functional ]; ) [00:13] * EofS hugs Johan and gives him chocolate cookies and banana milkshake [00:13] cutev ;) [00:13] Mmm, sorry, it was a sudden burst. [00:14] good work, Dum. [00:14]  ViriiGoDii asks about FRIENDLY  [00:14]  "I never was able to handle a little FRIENDLY competition." [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] Cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] neutral [00:14]  FRIENDLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[5 mutes ] [00:14] cut [00:14] with extreme leanderness [00:14]  ViriiGoDii asks about ASKING  [00:14]  "If you're ASKING me out, forget it!" [00:14] that was quick [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] i.e. ardour [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] neutral [00:14] keep [00:14]  ASKING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  2 keeps (20%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[5 mutes ] [00:15]  ViriiGoDii asks about INCIDENT  [00:15]  "Hey, my appearance at each INCIDENT is pure coincidence!" [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] Neutral [00:15] keep [00:15] neutral [00:15] neutral [00:15] neutral [00:15] neutral [00:15] neutral [00:15]  INCIDENT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15]  2 keeps (18%) -- 6 neutrals (55%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[4 mutes ] [00:15] wow... so many neutral people... [00:15]  ViriiGoDii asks about OUTFIT  [00:15]  "It's your killer OUTFIT." [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] neutral [00:15] cut [00:15] neutral [00:15] cut [00:15] neutral [00:15] neutral [00:15] Keep [00:15] cut [00:15] what can I say, I got neutralised. :-P [00:15]  OUTFIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15]  2 keeps (18%) -- 4 neutrals (36%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[4 mutes ] [00:15] Shyva - it was a very blahish line [00:15]  ViriiGoDii asks about FANS  [00:15]  "It's called 'Continuity'. The FANS love it!" [00:15] Keep [00:15] keep [00:15] neutered? :P [00:15] :0D [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] lol@Ben [00:16]  FANS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16]  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[4 mutes ] [00:16]  ViriiGoDii asks about DATE  [00:16]  "After a DATE with you, they BEG for it!" [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] neutral [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] Wait a minute, this is like Worf's lovers dying [00:16] cut [00:16] neutral [00:16] And Trek NEVER has continuity! [00:16]  DATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  3 keeps (27%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[4 mutes ] [00:16] heh yeah [00:16] Cut [00:16]  ViriiGoDii asks about ANGER  [00:16]  "WHAT?! I’m going to ANGER management. What more do you want?" [00:16] Lol! [00:16] lol [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] Keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] neutral [00:16] cut [00:16] E: this is stargate here :P [00:16]  ANGER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  5 keeps (42%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16]  ViriiGoDii asks about WISH  [00:16]  "Why do you have a thing for guys with a death WISH?" [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] Guido - I knoooooow :0P [00:16] cut [00:16] neutral [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] Cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] I was drawing a parallel [00:17]  WISH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  2 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:17]  ViriiGoDii asks about KILL  [00:17]  "why does every guy I KILL have to date you?" [00:17] * Anubis draws a penguin [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] Try sketching next time Emma. [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] * Leander looks at parallel....oh pwetty [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17]  KILL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  3 keeps (27%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[4 mutes ] [00:17] Keep [00:17] you mean... stargate has nocontinuity as well? [00:17]  ViriiGoDii asks about SORRY  [00:17]  "Bwahahaha -- I mean, SORRY to hear that." [00:17] keep [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] Guido - nevermind :0P [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] neutal [00:17] cut [00:17] Keep [00:17] neutral [00:17]  SORRY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:17]  6 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:17]  ViriiGoDii asks about PRINCIPLE  [00:17]  "It's the KISS PRINCIPLE: Keep Involvements Short & Sweet." [00:17] keeo [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18]  PRINCIPLE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18]  7 keeps (58%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18]  ViriiGoDii asks about CERTAINLY  [00:18]  "It CERTAINLY has nothing to do with a certain colonel who has the hots for you!" [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] but I appear to be in a minority here ;) [00:18]  CERTAINLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  1 keeps (9%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[4 mutes ] [00:18]  ViriiGoDii asks about SURVIVOR  [00:18]  "Pick me - I'm a SURVIVOR!!!" [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] Kep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] Keep [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18]  SURVIVOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  2 keeps (17%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18]  ViriiGoDii asks about REMEMBERED  [00:18]  "I just REMEMBERED, I'm busy Friday night." [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] * Anubis has horrible recolections of that song survivor [00:19]  REMEMBERED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [00:19]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:19]  ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [00:19]  FANS [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19]  SORRY [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19]  PRINCIPLE [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19] vote4 fans [00:19] vote4 fans [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] vote4 sorry [00:19] vote4 FANS [00:19] vote4sorry [00:19] and i hope i spelled that right... [00:19] vote4 Principle [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] vote4 sorry [00:19] vote4 principle [00:19] probably my Destiny's "we hate men" Child [00:19] vry sorry about that [00:19] hm, why do I get the feeling I know what's going to win...? ;) [00:19]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19]  FANS scored 3 vote(s). [00:19]  SORRY scored 2 vote(s). [00:19]  PRINCIPLE scored 7 vote(s). [00:19]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [00:19] WS: *lol* gee i wonder... [00:19] Petra - *groan* [00:19] Mmm, the bad line :0P [00:19]  principle wins [00:20] Yes! [00:20] wheee! [00:20]  Now in OFF mode. [00:20]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE MOVIE, please stand by... [00:20]  Retrieval SEV SPACE MOVIE competition complete. [00:20]  ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [00:20]  SCHEME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  LATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  CUTOUTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  WIZARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  RENDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  BOXES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  FIGURES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  AMAZING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  LINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  ENSLAVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  SCHEMES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  AGENCY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  CLEARANCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:20] humour is subjective E ]; ) [00:20]  ViriiGoDii asks about SCHEME  [00:20]  "Sourone's pryamid recruitment SCHEME, join and you too could have a thousand strong army in thirty days or less." [00:20] WAY Too many [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] but of a mouth ful [00:20] l [00:20]  SCHEME now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[6 mutes ] [00:20] Cut [00:20]  ViriiGoDii asks about LATE  [00:20]  "Amazing what you can get LATE night Palantir watching, and such bargins." [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] whats Palantir anyway? [00:21]  LATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:21] Cut [00:21]  ViriiGoDii asks about CUTOUTS  [00:21]  "Don't tell anyone this - but they're mostly cardboard CUTOUTS." [00:21] prolly usaa [00:21] Keep [00:21] that stone/ [00:21] keep [00:21] that glass pretty paperweight he has [00:21] Cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] Saruman's crystal ball thingie I think [00:21] keep [00:21] cut -- it's the age of CGI ;=) [00:21] keep [00:21] doesn't fit the face expression... [00:21]  CUTOUTS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21]  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21]  ViriiGoDii asks about WIZARD  [00:21]  "Hello, most powerfull WIZARD in Muddle Earth." [00:21] cut [00:21] IT's hard keeping up with this and trying to describe the structure of DNA to someone at the same time ;0) [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] Cut [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21]  WIZARD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21] With some work, this one could have been good. [00:21]  ViriiGoDii asks about RENDER  [00:21]  "Quick? You call 3 weeks of RENDER time QUICK?!?!" [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] neutral [00:22] Keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22]  RENDER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  9 keeps (69%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] corsair: there were more than enough variants submitted to that last one [00:22]  ViriiGoDii asks about BOXES  [00:22]  "They came free with specially marked BOXES of Frosted Rings." [00:22] Keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] Keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] neutral [00:22]  BOXES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  10 keeps (83%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22]  ViriiGoDii asks about FIGURES  [00:22]  "Introduce more characters, sell more action FIGURES." [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] Cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22]  FIGURES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22]  3 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] This would be funnier if it answered the question asked [00:22]  ViriiGoDii asks about AMAZING  [00:22]  "It's AMAZING how many people turn up when you promise free T-Shirts" [00:22] Keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:23] neutral [00:23] Keep [00:23] this one's funny cos its true [00:23]  AMAZING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23]  7 keeps (58%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:23]  ViriiGoDii asks about LINE  [00:23]  "Army? What army? They're standing in LINE for a LOTR III." [00:23] Cut [00:23] keep -- but only if the "a" gets edited out [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] * Whitestar8472 agrees with Guido [00:23] keep , but needs work. [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] * Miguel agrees with Wizzard * [00:23]  LINE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23]  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[4 mutes ] [00:23]  ViriiGoDii asks about ENSLAVER  [00:23]  "I'm an Equal Opportunity ENSLAVER." [00:23] Cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] Keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23]  ENSLAVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:23]  ViriiGoDii asks about SCHEMES  [00:23]  "It was one of those 'Get Evil Quick' SCHEMES." [00:23] Cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] Cut [00:23] keep [00:23]  SCHEMES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  2 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24]  ViriiGoDii asks about AGENCY  [00:24]  "That temp AGENCY really came through big-time!" [00:24] a nemi scheme? [00:24] cut [00:24] Cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] neutral [00:24] Keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24] Petra - lol [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24]  AGENCY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  3 keeps (25%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24]  ViriiGoDii asks about CLEARANCE  [00:24]  "www.villainsupply.com was having a CLEARANCE sale." [00:24] Keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] * EofS remembers she's gonna apply to temp agencies [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24] cut [00:24] Eeep! [00:24] cut [00:24] Keep [00:24] lol@E [00:24] good luck! [00:24]  CLEARANCE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] lo. [00:24] l [00:24]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:24]  ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [00:24]  CUTOUTS [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24]  RENDER [69%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24]  BOXES [83%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24]  AMAZING [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24]  LINE [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24] good luck Eshape [00:24] temp agency? why do I have the feeling they only have a temp folder? [00:24] vote4 render [00:24] vote4 BOXES [00:24] vote4 boxes [00:24] vote4 render [00:24] vote4 boxes [00:24] vote4 boxes [00:24] vote4 render [00:24] vote4 amazing [00:24] vote4render [00:25] tough to choose. [00:25] vote4 boxes [00:25] vote4 Cutouts [00:25] *** Wizzard is now known as AgentSmith [00:25] anderson - need a space [00:25] vote4 render [00:25] vote4 boxes [00:25] vote4 render [00:25] ta... [00:25] vote4 line [00:25] np ;) [00:25] Okay, boxes has won. [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  CUTOUTS scored 1 vote(s). [00:25]  RENDER scored 3 vote(s). [00:25]  BOXES scored 6 vote(s). [00:25]  AMAZING scored 1 vote(s). [00:25]  LINE scored 1 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [00:25] Mr Anderson: you must neter a space betweeen "vote4" and the punchword [00:25] [enter, not neter] [00:25] *** AgentSmith is now known as Wizzard [00:25] lol Guido ;) [00:25]  LINE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25]  AMAZING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25] * Miguel neters Guido for the typo * 1:P [00:25]  CUTOUTS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  RENDER scored 3 vote(s). [00:25]  BOXES scored 6 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 15 [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] vote4 boxes [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] vote4 boxes [00:26] vote4 BOXES [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] vote4 boxes [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] vote4 boxes [00:26] boxes! go boxes!!! [00:26] I spy a Sev Queen... [00:26] vote4 render [00:26] go boxie go boxie [00:26] * Wizzard goes boxing [00:26]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26]  RENDER scored 6 vote(s). [00:26]  BOXES scored 7 vote(s). [00:26]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15 [00:26] blah, Queenie... [00:26] (waves a huge hand thing) [00:26] sev queen it is. [00:26] no render! [00:26] * Whitestar8472 hums 'Eye of the Tiger' [00:26] look on the saruman's face he's angry [00:26] * Whitestar8472 runs! ;) [00:26] YAY [00:27] *** Tourniquet is now known as [Sev]Queen [00:27] vote4 render [00:27] sorry but the difference is not clear enough [00:27] noooooo.... [00:27] *** [Sev]Queen is now known as [Sev]Chicken [00:27] lol [00:27] *** Miguel is now known as [sev]hobbit [00:27] in the previous comp it was obvious that even all other votes combined couldn't defeat the main punchline. [00:27] yup... render fits better to saruman's expression [00:27] <[Sev]Chicken> Mmm, I like this nick. [00:27] here's it's a tie thing [00:27] <[Sev]Chicken> Thai? [00:27] End the Madness! [00:27] thai chicken [00:27] Mm, I agree avctrually, render does fit his expression [00:27]  Now in OFF mode. [00:27] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... Session Close: Sat Apr 26 00:27:59 2003