[23:03] Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:03] BLAH!!! [23:03] Now in OFF mode. [23:03] Majel v4.7NF is online. [23:03] i mean sunday [23:03] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:03] Ack :( [23:03] there's an unwritten rule that says you can't have more than one nick in the channel at a time.... :P [23:03] but cos she cant get paid she will have to stop looking after my mam who will have tyo go into are [23:04] Huh Emma? [23:04] and the headline "why cant i die in peace"! [23:04] Now in OFF mode. [23:04] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE TV, please stand by... [23:04] Retrieval SEV SPACE TV competition complete. [23:04] ThunderDragon requested the shortlist: [23:04] HIGHLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] GROUP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] TWELVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] hopefully the radio show will help! ;) [23:04] OVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] DAYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] OPEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] Let's hope. :) [23:04] EATEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] CEMETARY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] DEMON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] WASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] Petra - aint that against all European Employment Law? [23:04] now, Lene! now! [23:04] CHEAP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] WELCOME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] PUNCTURES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] she works 6 days a week and won't get payment just cus she can't come in on the saturdays?!? [23:04] FREE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] PROUD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:05] LICENSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:05] BLOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:05] WARNING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:05] SMILEY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:05] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:05] miguel...don't forget to log JS! ;-) [23:05] i dunno its a rule that a carer must be fullk time - they think as she doesnt work sunday thats not ful time care [23:05] sad isnt it? [23:05] * Th`kya taps Ben on the shoulder 1Remember to log this JS [23:05] They can't refuse to pay by law can they? [23:05] ThunderDragon asks about HIGHLY [23:05] "Turtlenecks HIGHLY rec'd." [23:05] miguel...don't forget to log JS! ;-) [23:05] and u knwo what the pay is?? 124 euro! [23:05] cut [23:05] cut [23:05] neutral [23:05] cut [23:05] cut [23:05] cut [23:05] neutral [23:05] Cut [23:05] cut [23:05] Ben - don't forget to put the rubbish out [23:05] And I nearly put delete instead of cut :0/ *Is seriously out of it tonight* [23:06] :S [23:06] * A-I-S-H-A-E offers E a Crunchie [23:06] Emma - no, you're meant to remind me to log this :P [23:06] * EPL_cooking hugs Emma * [23:06] * Th`kya gives E m&m's [23:06] Emma: ack :S [23:06] HIGHLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:06] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[6 mutes ] [23:06] * Whitestar8472 pours Emma Pepsi [23:06] * Miguel hugs Emma * [23:06] (or something containing caffeine. ;) ) [23:06] Thanks but no thanks to choc right now - just had ice cream [23:06] pepsi MAX! [23:06] ThunderDragon asks about GROUP [23:06] "Ask about our GROUP burrials rates." [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] Michelle - nothing to do with tiredness ;0) [23:06] what, you mean you had m&m's while you were munching on my arm? [23:06] :( [23:06] cut [23:06] keep [23:06] Cut [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] And I can't drink Pepsi Max :0P [23:06] I was *not* munching on your arm, you silly dutchie! :OP [23:07] Lene!!!!!!! [23:07] GROUP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:07] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[7 mutes ] [23:07] LEANDER! we dont wanna know THAT much about your exploits ! lol [23:07] You stealer! [23:07] oooh, right...that's me foot! [23:07] Leander - that wasn't your arm dude! [23:07] lol ;) [23:07] ThunderDragon asks about TWELVE [23:07] "TWELVE cemeteries. no waiting." [23:07] * EofS snatches her nose back and pokes you in the eye [23:07] cut [23:07] cut [23:07] Mine! :00P [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:07] Cut [23:07] cut [23:07] cut [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:07] Leander - it's more likely to be 12 cms! [23:07] I didn't mean to, it was right next to the P.... :S Ack, that didn't come out right *giggles* [23:07] cut [23:07] hm. [23:07] * A-I-S-H-A-E looks at lene [23:07] TWELVE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:07] 2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [23:07] E: I didn't mean to steal your nose [23:07] lol ;) [23:07] naaaah, my hairs aren't nearly as long! [23:07] ;-) [23:07] behave young lady! [23:08] ThunderDragon asks about OVER [23:08] "OVER 10.000 Slayed . . ." [23:08] ) [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] keep [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] neutral [23:08] shouldn't the more correct version be "slain"? [23:08] yeh [23:08] Neutral [23:08] grammer irrelevant is! [23:08] OVER now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:08] 4 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [23:08] eck.. but that doesn't work as well [23:08] "Actually, both are correct" [23:08] Yeah, I noticed that too [23:08] ThunderDragon asks about DAYS [23:08] "It's been [ 3 ] DAYS since last Apocalypse!" [23:08] keep [23:08] keep [23:08] keep [23:08] keep LOL [23:08] keep [23:08] Hehe ;) [23:08] neutral [23:08] keep [23:09] Keep [23:09] neutral [23:09] better if it was FOUR, of course ;) [23:09] cut [23:09] Ohhhhhh yeah. ;) [23:09] or 47 [23:09] Too long. ;) [23:09] or 4.7 [23:09] 4 days 7 hrs [23:09] Hmmmmmmm. ;) [23:09] Maybe in a sev trek toon... [23:09] mmm crunchie [23:09] DAYS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:09] 7 keeps (70%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[5 mutes ] [23:09] ThunderDragon asks about OPEN [23:09] "The Hellmouth is [OPEN]" [23:09] Keep [23:09] keep [23:09] cut [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] cut [23:09] neutral [23:09] lol [23:09] cut [23:10] mmm crunchie with cadbury's dairy milk bar! [23:10] cut [23:10] * EofS hates it when she knows who's written a punchline, she always feels bad voting for it [23:10] *droooooooooooools*... [23:10] * Nemi eats the last one * 1:P [23:10] who wrote it? [23:10] Mr Cadbury [23:10] OPEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:10] 5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [23:10] Petra - shoudln't say [23:10] ok [23:10] ThunderDragon asks about EATEN [23:10] "Visitors will be EATEN" [23:10] u can tell us after the JS [23:10] it was the narf... [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] Cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] neutral [23:10] cut [23:10] keep [23:11] EATEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:11] 1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [23:11] ooh, brutal *g* [23:11] ThunderDragon asks about CEMETARY [23:11] "See the world's fastest growing CEMETARY!" [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] Cut [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] why would it be growing anyway, it's not like anyone *stays* there :P [23:11] Heh. [23:11] Hehe, good poing. ;) [23:11] * EofS just had an idea for a punchline for this comp [23:11] oooooo exactly 3 weeks till spain! [23:11] hehe [23:12] Lol! [23:12] CEMETARY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[5 mutes ] [23:12] Why do I always get punchline ideas during JSs :0P [23:12] a little late now.... [23:12] Lol - what was it? ;) [23:12] ThunderDragon asks about DEMON [23:12] "DEMON population: [378462846324]" [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] Keep [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] CousCousHere - copying me dude? ;) [23:12] All those numbers, and not 1 47..... [23:12] Well you know how when you enter towns, they sometimes have little pictures showing that there's food, lodgings etc there [23:12] or 2 47 [23:12] Well have those, plus some vampiric ones [23:12] :-P [23:12] DEMON now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[5 mutes ] [23:13] Hehe. ;) [23:13] ThunderDragon asks about WASH [23:13] "Please WASH your neck!" [23:13] neutral [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] CousCousHere - copying me dude? ;) - the funny thing is I got your vote through after his ;0) [23:13] Cut [23:13] same here [23:13] heh [23:13] Emma - me too ;) [23:13] yup [23:13] Hey Jiminy, that's not cricket. [23:13] Emma: me too [23:13] Oh like it was meant to be serious - puh-lease ;) [23:13] erm, me six [23:13] * A-I-S-H-A-E burps - sorry about that. [23:13] WASH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:13] 2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[5 mutes ] [23:13] * A-I-S-H-A-E passes round a tray of handmade butter cookies [23:13] ThunderDragon asks about CHEAP [23:13] "Where life is CHEAP ... but so is real estate!" [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] neutral [23:14] cut [23:14] Cut [23:14] cut [23:14] * EofS passes a tray of fruit scones around just ahead of Petra's cookies [23:14] Bwahaha! [23:14] * Miguel eats a butter cookie * 1mm, these are gooood ;) [23:14] Mmm ;) [23:14] CHEAP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:14] 1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[6 mutes ] [23:14] oooh food! Look lene, food...not me... [23:14] * Miguel takes a fruit scone too * [23:14] * Whitestar8472 prefers scones IRL - sorry ;) [23:14] * A-I-S-H-A-E throws SPLODE at E [23:14] * Th`kya is brushing her teeth anyway * [23:14] ThunderDragon asks about WELCOME [23:14] "Beware of WELCOME committee!" [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] keep ROTFL! [23:14] i didnt make i bought [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] i dont do bikies i do bakery# [23:14] *g* [23:14] but then again, Jim's on 56k, so his msgs would be visible to him ages before they reach us ;) [23:14] keep [23:15] neutral [23:15] Lol ;) [23:15] keep [23:15] Cut [23:15] * Whitestar8472 is on broadband ;) [23:15] dialu[ [23:15] (yippee :P ;) ) [23:15] Even then connection speed once you've paid govt tax on each message is reduced to 32k! ;) [23:15] Lol ;) [23:15] WELCOME now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:15] 7 keeps (70%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[5 mutes ] [23:15] broadband! wheeeeeee! [23:15] lol [23:15] Heh! [23:15] ThunderDragon asks about PUNCTURES [23:15] "Danger: Slight risk of PUNCTURES ahead." [23:15] keep [23:15] keep !!! [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] Ben - we might get broadband thanks to your mum [23:15] keep [23:15] I love this one. ;) [23:15] keep [23:15] cut :P [23:15] Emma: cool! [23:15] withe bells ON! [23:15] Neutral [23:15] this comp is good, lots of great lines :D [23:16] broadband, the band that gets abroad! [23:16] cut [23:16] Although I'df take out 'slight' [23:16] Pur families have a strange relationship :0) [23:16] *g* [23:16] no [23:16] Emma - huh? how?! [23:16] slight is funny [23:16] PUNCTURES now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:16] 7 keeps (70%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[5 mutes ] [23:16] it makes it more "uh huh yeah..." [23:16] Slight is better [23:16] ThunderDragon asks about FREE [23:16] "Apocalypse-FREE since twenty-to-three!" [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] more understated - that's what makes it funny imo ;) [23:16] "uh huh yeah" ? [23:16] cut [23:16] neutral [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] Humour is like *so* subjective innit ;) [23:17] ah, right [23:17] Yeeeeeeees. ;) [23:17] lene - as in "yes ok " (to the unknowing visitor) and "understatement" (to those who knwo) [23:17] Cut [23:17] ah, right :P [23:17] Petra: exactly. ;) [23:17] FREE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17] 1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [23:17] the objective of humour, is to be subjective? Or the subject of humour are objects? *confuzzled* [23:17] I don't think it justifies the expression on their faces though [23:17] ThunderDragon asks about PROUD [23:17] "PROUD sister city to the seventh circle of Hell!" [23:17] cut [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] Keep [23:18] keep! [23:18] * A-I-S-H-A-E hands leander a peach thingie and pats him on the head Good Boy dont worry about nasty thoughts [23:18] keep [23:18] *g* darn, you broke the pattern! :� [23:18] :P [23:18] Lol ;) [23:18] keep [23:18] Jim! you spoilt the patern! [23:18] typical! :P [23:18] Though I would recommend changing Sister City to twinned with [23:18] * Leander munches on peach thingie and wags tail [23:18] cut [23:18] Pattern shmattern ;) [23:18] oooh boy oh boy! [23:18] PROUD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:18] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [23:18] ThunderDragon asks about LICENSE [23:18] "Where dying does not revoke your driver's LICENSE!" [23:18] If we kept the pattern it wuould just been keep for now :0P [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] Cut [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] Aaaw LeaNDER! [23:18] ;) [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:19] Leander's the odd one ooouuutt! [23:19] :P [23:19] * A-I-S-H-A-E has a pair of edible pants somewhere (in a box) [23:19] Petra, are you stealing my bf with the cunning use of peach thingies? o.O [23:19] (tries to recall where she got them) [23:19] Petra! [23:19] :o [23:19]