[23:05] Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:05] BLAH!!! [23:05] re the TT "it's not done yet", didn't realise it was from the Simpsons, I'd cut it [23:05] Now in OFF mode. [23:05] Majel v4.7NF is online. [23:05] eep [23:05] 5.5? if you're at the council, you should have 4 2/3 ahead (unless you have the appendices separately) [23:05] ...and we're off! [23:05] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:05] 4.7 :P [23:05] ehm...dunno...can't count...Lene's book.... [23:06] Now in OFF mode. [23:06] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE TV, please stand by... [23:06] Retrieval SEV SPACE TV competition complete. [23:06] ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [23:06] CHARACTERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] TECHNOBABBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] SPACE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] EXPLODING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] HARDWARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] REALITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] ON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] PAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] RATINGS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] OBVIOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] HIGHSCORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:06] meep [23:06] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:06] ViriiGoDii asks about CHARACTERS [23:06] "We're such two-dimensional CHARACTERS. we might vanish as well!" [23:06] tooooooo maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyyy [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] keep [23:06] keep [23:06] with bells on [23:06] too many? The way I'd been lately, that's a small number! [23:06] keep [23:07] * EofS realises loading the finalists might help [23:07] * ViriiGoDii pokes everyone in the channel to wake up [23:07] SAY shame we cant have Pterry comics like the trek ones,,, thatd be so funny. [23:07] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [23:07] cut [23:07] * Whitestar8472 has half of a flask of coffee remaining from earlier [23:07] ehm...sorry....was a surprise...am hurrying to load finalist page thingie [23:07] CHARACTERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:07] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [23:07] Yeah, I'm there [23:07] * Whitestar8472 decides to finish it ;) [23:07] Took me a while to find a link on the WNP thogh [23:07] mmmmmm old coffee (ick) [23:07] CHARACTERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:07] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [23:07] :P ;) [23:08] ready? [23:08] meh...well I would've said cut anyway...yeah...ready now [23:08] no, but feel free to go ahead :P [23:08] yups ;) [23:08] (j/k) [23:08] Keep [23:08] first music.. [23:08] ah [23:08] music [23:08] ;) [23:08] Having finally seen the strip ;0) [23:08] CHARACTERS now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:08] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [23:08] .. the hell [23:08] ViriiGoDii asks about TECHNOBABBLE [23:08] "No TECHNOBABBLE? Now that's just crazy talk!" [23:08] keep [23:08] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] neutral [23:09] cut [23:09] Cut [23:09] keep [23:09] TECHNOBABBLE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:09] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [23:09] ViriiGoDii asks about SPACE [23:09] "Because then we'd have to explore SPACE or something!" [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] SPACE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:09] 7 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [23:09] seems very kept... ;) [23:09] keep [23:09] ViriiGoDii asks about EXPLODING [23:09] "Next you'll be asking for non-EXPLODING consoles!" [23:09] cut [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] cut [23:09] cut [23:09] neutral [23:09] cut [23:09] Cut [23:09] cut [23:10] how about uncomfortable consoles [23:10] so we dont fine BE n Tom on one again [23:10] EXPLODING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:10] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [23:10] ViriiGoDii asks about HARDWARE [23:10] "A HARDWARE solution to a software problem? Really number one!" [23:10] keep [23:10] keep [23:10] neutral [23:10] neutral [23:10] Keep [23:10] keep [23:10] cut [23:10] keep [23:10] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [23:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [23:10] Hiya [23:10] Well since you asked: the current punchline is HARDWARE [23:10] "A HARDWARE solution to a software problem? Really number one!" [23:10] hi corsair [23:10] hi [23:10] cut [23:10] Hi Corsair [23:10] Hi [23:10] aishae [23:11] cut [23:11] helloee [23:11] HARDWARE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:11] 5 keeps (56%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [23:11] Hi all! I'm late. [23:11] HARDWARE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:11] 5 keeps (56%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [23:11] ViriiGoDii asks about REALITY [23:11] "The holodeck's fine. REALITY is on the blink." [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] Cut [23:11] cut [23:11] neutral [23:11] I want to keep this one, I really do [23:11] cut [23:11] But I don't find it funny [23:11] cut [23:11] So I'm not inclined to [23:11] keep [23:11] yeah its ................. [23:12] REALITY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [23:12] ViriiGoDii asks about ON [23:12] "Why do we even turn the thing ON?" [23:12] philosiphical [23:12] Reality is on the blink though I'm sure *pokes* [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] Cut [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] *reality pokes back* [23:12] neutral [23:12] keep [23:12] ON now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:12] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [23:12] "reality, I am your imagination!" [23:12] ViriiGoDii asks about PAD [23:12] "C'mon. we need to PAD this out to 40 minutes!" [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] neutral [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] Cut [23:12] because I don't get this one...pad? [23:12] Too easy. [23:13] padd maybe? [23:13] pad, to expand.. [23:13] r fill out? [23:13] to encase [23:13] oh okay.... [23:13] to envelop [23:13] to narf/? [23:13] doesn't make me vote it any higher now.... [23:13] PAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:13] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:13] Pad - means to add in stuff that's there for no reason other than to make something the right size [23:13] keep [23:13] * Leander keeps sitting on same height [23:13] man, who taught the n*wbie? :P [23:13] ViriiGoDii asks about RATINGS [23:13] "Because the easiest solutions never get RATINGS. Piker!" [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] Cut [23:13] cut [23:13] thanks you for the correct explanation, E ;) [23:13] * A-I-S-H-A-E poings to johan [23:13] cut [23:13] :0) [23:13] * ViriiGoDii narfs whoever poinged at me [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:14] RATINGS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:14] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [23:14] * A-I-S-H-A-E decks dumpster [23:14] You could pad an episode if E was in it. [23:14] ViriiGoDii asks about REAL [23:14] "And have to come up with a REAL plot for this episode?" [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] neutral [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] I padded a project once (literally) to make it look longer, I can't believe I thought it would work [23:14] Cut [23:14] keep [23:14] Corsair - was that an insult or a compliment? ;0) [23:14] a complimenting insult? [23:14] or an insulting compliment [23:15] REAL now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:15] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [23:15] lol [23:15] more or less a compliment, and a vague dig....Heheh [23:15] insulting compliment [23:15] ViriiGoDii asks about OBVIOUS [23:15] "Such OBVIOUS solutions have no place on this ship Number One." [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] Anyone care to explain it too me :0) [23:15] Cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] "everyone comes to you for advice: its amazing! your the 'old' wise one!"# [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] OBVIOUS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:15] 1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[1 mutes ] [23:15] ViriiGoDii asks about HIGHSCORE [23:15] "Delete my HIGHSCORE? No way!" [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] Surely turning it off would be denying its right to live as it wants [23:16] cut [23:16] Cut [23:16] Tuvix flashback [23:16] keep [23:16] HIGHSCORE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:16] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [23:16] Now in FINAL mode. [23:16] ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [23:16] CHARACTERS [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:16] great vgr one: BElanna giving birth [23:16] TECHNOBABBLE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:16] SPACE [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:16] HARDWARE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:16] E: that was voyager, where the hollowdeck had more cahracter than half of the bridge crew combined... [23:16] ON [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:16] Random moralistic TNG episode flashback :0P [23:16] REAL [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:16] Hmmm, sentient hollowdecks.... [23:16] HIGHSCORE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:16] vote4 highscore [23:16] oh my FORD uid love to see what peiople would put in her speach buibble [23:16] vote4 hardware [23:16] vote4 on [23:16] vote4 space [23:17] vote4 technobabble [23:17] vote4 technobabble [23:17] Guido - you'd be better not to combine them [23:17] Negative numbers just get smaller when you add them together [23:17] vote4 characters [23:17] hm id add that to teh IB me thinks [23:17] vote4 space [23:17] vote4 space [23:17] vote4 space [23:17] *sigh* I feel I have to do change vote soon....ish [23:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:18] CHARACTERS scored 1 vote(s). [23:18] TECHNOBABBLE scored 2 vote(s). [23:18] SPACE scored 4 vote(s). [23:18] HARDWARE scored 1 vote(s). [23:18] ON scored 1 vote(s). [23:18] HIGHSCORE scored 1 vote(s). [23:18] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11 [23:18] yayness [23:18] or not.... [23:18] yay [23:18] cut the one votes? [23:18] CHARACTERS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18] ON now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18] vote4 space [23:18] HARDWARE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18] technodribble versus space [23:18] HIGHSCORE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18] vote4 space [23:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:19] TECHNOBABBLE scored 2 vote(s). [23:19] SPACE scored 6 vote(s). [23:19] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [23:19] vote4 space [23:19] clear [23:19] oops [23:19] *ZAP* [23:19] make your mind up [23:19] mind makeup [23:19] vote4 space [23:19] d [23:19] vote4 space although I don't really like it... [23:19] vote4 spaced? [23:19] Leadner -my sentiments exactly [23:19] but I like the other one less...so nyer! or something like that. [23:19] :-P [23:19] :P [23:19] Now in OFF mode. [23:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE MOVIE, please stand by... [23:19] Retrieval SEV SPACE MOVIE competition complete. [23:19] ViriiGoDii requested the shortlist: [23:19] CAMEO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] PENCIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] FANGIRLS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] NITPICKERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] COULD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] CG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] DEVIATIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] DRILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] IDEA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:20] ViriiGoDii asks about CAMEO [23:20] "Looks like the director's decided to make a CAMEO..." [23:20] cut [23:20] cut -- pj made a cameo [23:20] keep [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] Cut [23:20] keep [23:20] CAMEO now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [23:20] ViriiGoDii asks about PENCIL [23:20] "It's Peter Jackson. with a big red PENCIL!" [23:20] keep [23:20] hmmm, now I know what you mean with getting punchlines during JS, E...."guido the pink"....:-P [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] actually i change my mind [23:21] Heehee, evil Leander [23:21] keep [23:21] Cut [23:21] (took me a while to see the point of it, yes i'm slow. :P) [23:21] PENCIL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[4 mutes ] [23:21] ViriiGoDii asks about FANGIRLS [23:21] "A herd of Legless FANGIRLS looking for autographs!" [23:21] "It's John Cook. With a big red pencil" [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] Oh, I JUST got that last punchline! [23:21] Cut [23:21] this doesn't work with the sevname [23:21] Lol Emma! [23:21] cut [23:21] * Leander hugs wizzard....somewhere below the knees.....too lazy to jump [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] This one scares me becuase of the other meaning to it :0P [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] FANGIRLS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [23:21] Lol ;) [23:22] Leander - you're no hobbit yourself ;0) [23:22] ViriiGoDii asks about NITPICKERS [23:22] "Run for your life! The NITPICKERS are coming!" [23:22] cut [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] Cut [23:22] cut [23:22] keep [23:22] cut [23:22] cut [23:22] NITPICKERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:22] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [23:22] keep [23:22]