Start of #sevtrek buffer: Fri Jun 13 23:42:51 2003  Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines. asp BLAH!!!  Now in OFF mode.  Majel v4.7NF is online. * Miguel thwacks Memo with a reasonably large trout * *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' Hey! *thwacks* What is this, war of the autos?? <04Miguel> and it begins.... * MumOf24-7 raises a glass to everyone here Yeah... it's Auto War! * Whitestar8472 raises a Breezer to people ;) * AdmiralMemo gets a car  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE TV, please stand by...  Retrieval SEV SPACE TV competition complete.  Masaru requested the shortlist:  SHOVEL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SKIRT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FANG [0%, 0] "Nominated."  INTERPERSONAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LAW [0%, 0] "Nominated." <14Whitestar8472> ...and we're off ;)  TAP [0%, 0] "Nominated." OK - voting mode.  MONSTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." <04Miguel> it's working... 1st time!!  UNTRAINED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. <06EofS> Lene - I turned my off, just like I do every time someone starts purposely triggering it ;0) yikes We're off? To see the wizard? ;-) <14Whitestar8472> Ben: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)  Masaru asks about SHOVEL   "A better question is how they get through 6 feet of earth without a SHOVEL." * Th`kya pats E cut * Miguel hands Memo a Z * cut cut cut <04Miguel> cut cut * AdmiralMemo turned his off as well <06EofS> Keep *** johnfoc has joined #sevtrek <14Whitestar8472> Memo: nope, Guido isn't here ;) <14Whitestar8472> cut cut What's the cartoon again? =P <14Whitestar8472> Hi John ;) <06EofS> John, hi <04Miguel> JC, jsut starting! (hi ;) Greetings, JC! [AdmiralMemo SOUND] hey jc sevutations, sorry I'm late <14Whitestar8472> Cinga: Buffy *** Masaru sets mode: +o johnfoc <06EofS> Cinga - kung fu vampires <14Whitestar8472> http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php JC!!! Ommmmmmmmm!  SHOVEL now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[7 mutes ] keep Right. ;-) cut * AdmiralMemo pokes mutes  Masaru asks about SKIRT   "I think the better question is: How can you fight in that SKIRT!?" *groans* I just imagined someone being dumb enough to create an auto to respond to 'cut'... and then I said it, which will eventually lead do someone doing it... and then I hit enter... o_O cut <04Miguel> cut keep neutral cut keep cut <14Nemi> cut cut keep keep <14Whitestar8472> cut <06EofS> Cut cut yay, voted in time for once! :-P  SKIRT now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 9 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] <14Whitestar8472> Leander: yay, go you! ;) (I still find it a bit amusing when jc cuts a line that *HE* put into the finalist page - hehehe ;))  Masaru asks about FANG   "Not only that. they all practice FANG shui!" wooohooo! keep <04Miguel> keep <14Whitestar8472> Hehe ;) keep cut keep <14Whitestar8472> keep Oh - that was me not my mum! ;) keep neutral Is this spelled right? <04Miguel> I'm a sucker for a good pun <06EofS> Jim - glad I'm not the only one who never tires of laughing at that ;0) neutral cut cut <14Whitestar8472> James: yes, I kinda guessed that ;) Feng Shui is actually not a martian art. <06EofS> Cut mum - I guess I've gotten more lax in allowing finalists - but I get tough during the jS  FANG now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] keep <14Whitestar8472> Ben: hehe! ;) Are you refering to the "Shui" part, Corsair? yup  Masaru asks about INTERPERSONAL   "Would you expect them to return from hell with better INTERPERSONAL skills?" <04Miguel> cut <06EofS> That just looks wrong - it's like John's talking to his mother :0P cut hmmm, feng...s...ehm something....why do I always think about some kind of food then? :-P <06EofS> Keep <14Whitestar8472> cut cut <14Whitestar8472> Lol! Dunno... cut keep cut <04Miguel> Emma - you read my mind... cut <06EofS> Feng Shui iirc <14Nemi> cut neutral neutral neutral  INTERPERSONAL now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (15%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] fang shoeies....fang's shoes.....  Masaru asks about LAW   "Not every vampire; some go to LAW school." <04Miguel> cut <06EofS> Cut cut cut keep cut Feng shui is the art of harmonic interior architecture. cut *sigh* lawyer jokes... keep <14Nemi> keep *sings* Fangs for the memories!.... cut cut keep keep <14Whitestar8472> keep <14Nemi> hang on <06EofS> Cinga - the punchline wasn't saying it was a Martial art * Miguel trouts Memo * well,... one of them was a lawyer ooooh, right....with balance and stuff? and water? <14Nemi> isn't that zombies? Right.  LAW now gets status: "It's cut!".  6 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] <06EofS> Zombies become teachers :0P Not that I believe in it. ;-)  Masaru asks about TAP   "Would this show be any good if they were TAP-dancing Vamps?" <04Miguel> keep cut <06EofS> Cut cut Nah, E... That's aliens... ;-) keep neutral cut hmmm....guess that part is well fitted in my room now then....nice and flooded. :-P Feng Shui... it's got to do with dragons, hasn't it? cut (JC - this really is Jim's mother btw!) neutral neutral Dunno <06EofS> MEmo - I read a book about that once (novel) neutral cut beacon 147 *giggles* <14Whitestar8472> cut Feng Shui has to do with energy. * Nemi frowns * <06EofS> "Then along came a stupid creature. Standing upright was its feature. It developed, into a teacher. What a life" <14Whitestar8472> *g*  TAP now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (15%) -- 4 neutrals (31%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] mum - hi, Jim's mum :-) <04Miguel> "Evolution..." <14Nemi> it was a discworld reference! Was it called "My Teacher is an Alien" or "My Teacher Fried My Brains"? * Nemi pokes ppl * * Miguel pokes Nemi * <06EofS> "Aaah-ah"  Masaru asks about MONSTER   "He's not doing martial arts. He's doing the MONSTER Mash!" <04Miguel> "Evolution..." keep keep <04Miguel> cut Mum: as in mrs Sharmann? <14Nemi> I'm not a stoic <06EofS> Keep cut cut keep (I actually remember when that came out!) cut cut <04Miguel> doesn't match the expression imnsho <14Nemi> keep keep <14Whitestar8472> neutral cut <06EofS> But I love the Monster Mash! Yup! It's parent's night at the JS! He did the mash! He did the monster mash! What's the pun here? <14Whitestar8472> lol! ;) I don't get it. * EofS gets memories of it connected to drama <06EofS> Now I don't JC - The Former Miss Sharman - long story Everybody knows that the Sexy Commando is the ultimate martial art. <06EofS> Cinga- Monster Mash is a (great) song Heh  MONSTER now gets status: "Keep for now.".  6 keeps (46%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[3 mutes ] hmmmm, next time I'm in amsterdam during a JS, remind me to go get my grandad for irc. :-P ;-)  Masaru asks about UNTRAINED   "You already killed all the UNTRAINED ones!" cut <04Miguel> keep keep cut keep <14Whitestar8472> cut "Keep for now? I should think so too!" <14Nemi> cut <06EofS> Cut cut cut neutral Hey, E... Remember that Simpsons episode where the radio guys kept playing that song? keep neutral Leander LOL!  UNTRAINED now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (31%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] <06EofS> Memo - nope  Now in FINAL mode.  Masaru requested the shortlist:  FANG [54%, 0] "Keep it!"  MONSTER [46%, 0] "Keep for now." * AdmiralMemo thought it was funny... <04Miguel> vote4 fang vote4 monster vote4 fang vote4 fang <14Nemi> vote4 monster <06EofS> I do remember a fellow group member trying to get us to work it into our drama piece :0P vote4 fang vote4 fang <06EofS> vote4 monster <14Whitestar8472> vote4 fang vote4 fang vote4 fang vote4 monster <14Whitestar8472> Mmmmm, wonder if FANG is going to win... meh....I really don't know which one to choose.... <14Whitestar8472> ;)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  FANG scored 8 vote(s).  MONSTER scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 16 vote4 fang Ack. "Hah - you younguns rejecting that which you don't understand *cough wheeze grumble* <14Nemi> 4 mutes.... <14Whitestar8472> There are <14Nemi> it *could* be a tie.... <14Whitestar8472> FOUR MUTES 3 mutes... <14Whitestar8472> in this channel! ;) * AdmiralMemo munches on White Cheddar Cheese-Its Sevqueen! I have to multitask between too many windows. =P <04Miguel> ...in which Nemi masters arithmetic! * EofS poings to a) her vote adn b) her age  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  FANG scored 9 vote(s).  MONSTER scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 16 E - lol it's 9 to 4....day shift. <14Nemi> potentially it's 9 to 7 Cinga - two surely! or 4 monsters with 9 fangs? FANG wins! * AdmiralMemo passes out Cheeze-Its to anyone who wants some  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE MOVIE, please stand by...  Retrieval SEV SPACE MOVIE competition complete.  Masaru requested the shortlist:  MONOGAMY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PIECE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  OLD [0%, 0] "Nominated." vote4 fang joch666 seems to be another tron  SPEED [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HANG [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NO [0%, 0] "Nominated."  RELATIONSHIPS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEQUEL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EYES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LAUNDRY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MISSIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. * AdmiralMemo shudders as "tron" is mentioned Memo, are those like 2 blocks of ehm..cheese in some plasticified wrappings? Nope... Cheese crackers...  Masaru asks about MONOGAMY   "MONOGAMY. baby . . ." <04Miguel> never put cheshire cheese on pizza cut keep oh okay... cut bite sized... <04Miguel> cut cut <14Nemi> cut cut neutral cut <06EofS> Keep never put a sock in a toaster! <14Whitestar8472> cut <06EofS> Though I hate the baby <06EofS> I'm not that familiar with Bond, but baby sounds wrong <04Miguel> never put a gerbil in a microwave cut <14Whitestar8472> James - speaking from personal experience? ;) <04Miguel> Emma - it's more austin powers  MONOGAMY now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] <06EofS> Never put a Ben and Emma in a room Never put your ant farm under a magnifying glass <14Nemi> quoting Izzard again, I'm afraid <06EofS> Ben - my thoughts exactly  Masaru asks about PIECE   "Bring a car back in one PIECE." keep keep cut keep keep keep <04Miguel> keep neutral mum - I guess 'monster mash' targets the wrong demographic. Hey, when I did a cartoon about toddlers, everyone went ballistic <06EofS> Ant Farm! *has memories* cut <14Nemi> cut "Aaaah, I see you managed to put the Lotus back together again!" <06EofS> Cut (I actually drove right past Aston MArtin today - much tom y son's disgust!) keep <06EofS> I typed mamories at first - must be doing too much revision *nods* <14Nemi> ballistic in a good way or a bad way? Ant Farm! *has ant bites* what were you supposed to've done, stop and worship? <14Whitestar8472> keep <04Miguel> Lene - well, yes!  PIECE now gets status: "Keep it!".  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[3 mutes ] * AdmiralMemo thinks "Stop, Drop, and Worship" * Leander gives Jim a lolly. 1 There's a good lad! ;-)  Masaru asks about OLD   "Get OLD." <04Miguel> cut cut keep <06EofS> Cut cut keep keep keep cut keep <14Nemi> cut <06EofS> This one would be funnier if it were funny <14Whitestar8472> neutral E - lol\ Lol! LOL [AdmiralMemo SOUND] *groan* <04Miguel> its not the idea of Bond, anyhow hihi, isn't that usually the case? neutral <06EofS> "Recreate the glory era of Connery"  OLD now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]  Masaru asks about SPEED   "The SPEED limit." cut <14Nemi> keep <04Miguel> cut keep cut cut cut <06EofS> Cut cut <14Whitestar8472> cut cut <14Nemi> mrr "why don't you sit at the front? Have a lovely view of the mountains!" cut cut Hrm... Nemi and I agreeing... and the only ones agreeing... I saw MUCH better ones on the list, but no votes. It seems that the English here are getting precious about that Bond feel ;)  SPEED now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (15%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (85%) [[3 mutes ]  Masaru asks about HANG   "Be late for tea.... HANG on!!" keep cut cut cut <04Miguel> Emma - I should drag J in here ;) cut <14Nemi> cut cut <04Miguel> cut cut <06EofS> Now THIS is something an English gentleman, or Pamela, woudl say <14Whitestar8472> keep neutral <14Whitestar8472> Yups ;) <06EofS> Cut <06EofS> Ben - lol, yes! lol Oddly, I would've expected this one to get better punchlines.. not that I submitted any myself, but it just seemed to me like it had potential -_- cut  HANG now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (15%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[3 mutes ]  Masaru asks about NO   "Say "NO" to sequels..." This had such great potential this strip! <06EofS> Ben - "Of Walking Abortion" - should have used this as a title in the drama piece shouldn't I? cut cut cut cut <04Miguel> cut <06EofS> Cut cut cut cut <14Nemi> cut <14Whitestar8472> cut BTW, for the record, I will always be caricaturing Sean Connery for Shames Bombed because he is the only James Bond <04Miguel> Emma - mm, maybe oi, brutal *g* keep keep cut <14Whitestar8472> John: agreeed! Is this an "all-cutter"? YES John!  NO now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 12 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] <14Whitestar8472> agreed too ;) Not bad for an old geezer Oh so very true *g* <06EofS> Memo - aside from the 2 keeps, yes * Miguel standingly ovates JC * 1;)  Masaru asks about RELATIONSHIPS   "long term RELATIONSHIPS" keep I was still typing, E.... cut <04Miguel> cut keep <14Nemi> cut ah okay JC, then we'll know what voice comes with the pictures! ;-) keep keep <04Miguel> the next one's better cut keep Didn't see them until AFTER I hit enter... <14Whitestar8472> keep As long as you don't standingly ovulate... cut <06EofS> I read ovates as ovulates - DEFINATELY too much revision (or an unnatural fixation :0/ ) Unless I do a cartoon with all the incarnations in one go (hmm, that sounds kinda cool actually) <14Whitestar8472> Lol, I was thinking the same thing ;) <06EofS> Cut <14Whitestar8472> Ooh, that would be interesting  RELATIONSHIPS now gets status: "Equal vote.".  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] I'd do it, JC * Miguel tends not to ovulate that often, standinf OR sitting *  Masaru asks about SEQUEL   "Keep you around for the SEQUEL. my dear." <04Miguel> keep neutral cut keep cut <14Nemi> cut <06EofS> Grrr, and again I think of a punchline during hte JS keep <14Whitestar8472> Ben: I should hope not ;) cut <14Whitestar8472> keep JC - good idea - do all of them in one toon cut cut <06EofS> "Ski" (or to be precise, "Shki" <06EofS> Cut <14Whitestar8472> Lol ;) :-P cut E - "Ski" was done like 247 times ;) <06EofS> Jim - was it? Good job I didn't enter it then ;0)  SEQUEL now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (31%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] E - how about combining this one with the first? "Monogamy, my dear"? <04Miguel> Shki might have got further though ;)  Masaru asks about EYES   "I can't keep my EYES off of you babe." cut cut <14Nemi> cut <14Whitestar8472> cut cut hmmm, so there was a lot of "langlaufing" going on? :-P <04Miguel> cut cut cut cut - that is SO not James Bond - bally chap doesn't do such banter, old bean! cut <06EofS> BAbe is just WRONG <06EofS> Cut cut "babe" can be trimmed...  EYES now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 12 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] * Nemi has a creeping suspicion that it's a line from a song or something similar *  Masaru asks about LAUNDRY   "LAUNDRY. The Dishes. Putting the seat down..." cut <04Miguel> keep cut keep\ <14Nemi> keep It's an "all-cut"! cut keep cut <06EofS> Cut Keep keep "Oy, this never happened to the other fella, mate. Cheerio!" <14Whitestar8472> cut <04Miguel> NEmi - I get that creeping suspicion too <14Nemi> interesting.... You know, I think it's cruel of women to leave the seat down for men.........;) keep <14Nemi> men cut and women keep ;) cut  LAUNDRY now gets status: "Equal vote.".  7 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] <04Miguel> Go Jim! ;)  Masaru asks about MISSIONS   "keep the same face for more than seven MISSIONS..." you didn't cut EYES, did you - thats my fav I kept! cut keep neutral * Miguel growls at Nemi cut <06EofS> Monogamy, my dear Watson <04Miguel> cut cut <06EofS> Cut It always amazes me how a topic can change from 007's to toilet seats. cut keep keep <14Whitestar8472> keep cut <14Nemi> cut (if this gets cut isn't it a straight win for laundry?) cut nope  MISSIONS now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 9 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] I think so <04Miguel> Leander - that convo shift has happened before?!  Now in FINAL mode. what do we have left?  Masaru requested the shortlist:  PIECE [62%, 0] "Keep it!"  RELATIONSHIPS [50%, 0] "Equal vote."  LAUNDRY [50%, 0] "Equal vote." 3, I think vote4 piece vote4 relationships vote4 laundry vote4 piece vote4 laundry <04Miguel> vote4 piece vote4 piece <14Nemi> vote4 laundry ehm, yeah Miguel....think so...think it's a conspiracy. ;-) <06EofS> vote4 relationships vote4 relationships yikes 3 way split coming up <06EofS> vote4 shorterpunchwords vote4 relationships <14Whitestar8472> vote4 laundry * MumOf24-7 sniffs the air for a queenie vote* vote4 piece <04Miguel> vote4 PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME! (cue Johan ;)) <06EofS> Sniffing the air for the SevWueen? How rude! I think that would make Majel puke, E... <14Whitestar8472> Lol! hey e: piece has only 5 letters ;) LOL  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [AdmiralMemo SOUND] eofs - hmm, yes, now that I finally come to a JS, I see what you mean :-)  PIECE scored 5 vote(s).  RELATIONSHIPS scored 4 vote(s).  LAUNDRY scored 4 vote(s).  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 16 <06EofS> Natalie - shame I didn't want to vote for it really :0P sevqueener, I think. I can go get her, make a decision right now if you like Queenie! yeah! Do that! <14Nemi> oh cool okay, wait a sec... (Jim was alluding to her parfum - nothing else!) Saves time <04Miguel> go for it, says me Yeah, put it to them JC <14Whitestar8472> Ooooooooh! Yep, family night it is! ;-) ooh cool <14Nemi> never seen that before <04Miguel> its family SevTime! ... she's coming over now... <14Whitestar8472> vote4 getting Wendy to a JS! ;) Bring your parents too!!!!!!!!!!!! <06EofS> Parfum - isn't that French for odour? * AdmiralMemo goes looking for his missing CheeseIt <14Whitestar8472> " GETTING is not a valid punchword!" No Emma - that's Eau de <14Whitestar8472> ...duh! ;) <06EofS> I thought that meant water of <04Miguel> Jim, or mum - if we got gaby, the parents would be there ;) Oh DUH! Perfume! essense of? LOL Miguel! <06EofS> 'cos I never got why popel splash on toilet water so happily :0P Heh! LOL [AdmiralMemo SOUND] Corsair - Essence of Wendy - hmmmm <06EofS> And then there's parfum to toilet - toilet smell, eeew! <14Whitestar8472> Ben: hehe! ;) I didn't say that! Sevqueen has made her decision..... ... RELATIONSHIPS Yay! <06EofS> Hooray! * EofS hugs Wendy boooo! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <06EofS> I like you :0) <04Miguel> bah, humbug! ;) "Ha!" Narf <14Whitestar8472> *g* (although she agreed with me, EYES was her fav but I'll be a good boy and not overrule :-) *drumfill* (being started too late once again)...ehm...*chinggggg!* * AdmiralMemo huggles the Queen "I would have expected a fellow female to go with the loo seat gag!"  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition TERRIBLE TWOS, please stand by...  Retrieval TERRIBLE TWOS competition complete.  Masaru requested the shortlist:  WONDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." overdone  SWITCH [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HERE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SCISSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EYEHOLES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DADDY [0%, 0] "Nominated." <04Miguel> does Gaby vote for this toon yet? ;)  HAH [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PERFECT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. <06EofS> Ben - don't want to give her ideas ;0)  Masaru asks about WONDER   "No WONDER he needs glases." cut <04Miguel> cut cut cut cut <14Nemi> cut cut That's a thought! Have Gaby decide the tiebreakers for Terrible Twos! <14Whitestar8472> cut <04Miguel> ouch... hmmm yeah, why not? It seems she's already colouring within the lines. cut One question JC....do you wear glasses? <06EofS> Keep Will that be a SevPrincess then? <06EofS> Leander - ouch!  WONDER now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[6 mutes ] Oi! *giggles* Corsair - well, technically, I have glasses, but I haven't worn them in years  Masaru asks about SWITCH   "Where is the light SWITCH?" <14Whitestar8472> hehe! ;) cut <06EofS> Cut keep <04Miguel> cut cut cut cut Oh, too late anyway. cut cut E? Sorry....*throws chocolate cookies around* <14Whitestar8472> cut keep <06EofS> Wear glasses John! Wear them wear them wear them :0) * Nemi takes this opportunity to point out that there is both a SevQueen and a SevPrincess on the neopets site in case JC or Wendy should be interested to see them * <14Nemi> oh and <14Nemi> cut  SWITCH now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ] Plus I don't have a hat like that either (hehe - cut eyeholes - that's funny - esp if it's cut!) <14Whitestar8472> Hehe ;)  Masaru asks about HERE   "Daddy are you in HERE?" * Miguel groans obligatarily * cut <06EofS> Keep keep neutral <04Miguel> keep keep <14Whitestar8472> keep neutral keep neutral <06EofS> This appeals for some reason :0) <14Nemi> keep No NearlyPets here!!!!!!!!! <14Whitestar8472> Cuteness factor ;) cut It's Lame! Yeah, feels realistic. Jim thinks it's good Oh shush, Darth :P <04Miguel> I could *KILL* you with a Nearlypet ;) NEOPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <06EofS> I know why I like this keep But *I* overrule him bwahahaha Children are that daft in real life. ;-))) <06EofS> It's the sort of thing I say *blushes*  HERE now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (54%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[3 mutes ] <06EofS> That was bad timing <14Nemi> that's cheating, that was Jim bashing the neopests :P <04Miguel> Emma - good poing ;) <14Whitestar8472> Heh ;)  Masaru asks about SCISSORS   "Now to find the SCISSORS and cut some eyeholes!" * AdmiralMemo feels like pulling the Snowager in here keep neutral cut keep <04Miguel> cut (hehe) <06EofS> Cut cut keep <14Nemi> keep neutral cut keep <14Whitestar8472> cut this is similar to one I submitted, so I'm sticking with it. eep, forgot about snowie me too <14Whitestar8472> Memo: you'd be an hour late then  SCISSORS now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[3 mutes ] <06EofS> Michelle -even better, he'll be awake :0) hehe - scissors are cut - revenge on scissors!  Masaru asks about EYEHOLES   "Where are those darn EYEHOLES . . ." <14Whitestar8472> Emma - lol ;) * Leander tubleweeds from left to right and back again once for self-punishment Hehe. * AdmiralMemo grumbles that the Snowager sleeps during JSes <04Miguel> keep cut cut <14Nemi> ws: I think he meant for the snowickle to beat Jimbo up a little ;) cut cut keep keep cut <06EofS> Cut <14Nemi> cut keep keep keep aww.. can we set a turmac on him too? *G* <14Whitestar8472> cut before I forget, can someone email me the transcript right after the JS so I can post the winners now? <14Whitestar8472> Lol Lene ;) You're double keeping, JC? ;-) <14Nemi> well, he is the death of plushies.... *** joch666 has left #sevtrek keep <14Whitestar8472> John - I take it you like this line then? ;)  EYEHOLES now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] <06EofS> John - I thought I set you up logging! hehe - cut eyeholes - I am an Oracle! ;) <04Miguel> no JC votd 3 times to keep it too! admiral - I think my last keep was too late <04Miguel> the pain! make it stop!  Masaru asks about DADDY   "So this is where DADDY goes all day." <14Whitestar8472> Four! ;) heh... cut keep keep cut keep <04Miguel> keep <06EofS> Keep cut keep keep <14Whitestar8472> keep <06EofS> :0D <06EofS> :0D keep <06EofS> :0D <04Miguel> KEEEEEEEEEEP ;) <14Nemi> it only counts one vote for each person.... <14Nemi> cut keep <04Miguel> keep keep... JC is a secret budgie! ;) JC: Do you really have a hat looking like that? ...That way, you can change. actually, I like all these punchlines - everyone seems to have adjusted to the style of Terrible Twos quicker and better than I expected  DADDY now gets status: "Keep it!".  10 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ] Terrible Twos is Universal! <06EofS> John - our inner children aren't that hard to access  Masaru asks about HAH   "HAH! Now the'll never find me!" <04Miguel> I think it appeals to the inner child in most of us ;) indeed... cut keep neutral <14Nemi> *sigh* neutral <04Miguel> or in Emma's case, the inner adult :P keep <06EofS> Keep <14Nemi> cut keep neutral cut <14Whitestar8472> keep <04Miguel> keep cut LOL "I remember when Jim was 2" [AdmiralMemo SOUND] Masaru - the only hat I have is an akubra (have no idea how to spell that) which was a Christmas present and is rarely worn Hey! cut <14Whitestar8472> but adjust the tupo ;) and tupos ate bell... <14Whitestar8472> Lol! <06EofS> I wear my Dad's hat Yesterday mum? Oooh - tell embarrasing stories! :D :P * Leander can't wait for the photo albums  HAH now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (43%) -- 3 neutrals (21%) -- 5 cuts (36%) [[1 mutes ] <06EofS> It suits me better than him (though I prolly just say that to steal his)  Masaru asks about PERFECT   "PERFECT for hide and seek" <04Miguel> Leander, I can give you a link... ;) cut cut <04Miguel> cut keep <06EofS> Cut cut keep What's it worht Th'kya? keep keep cut eep keep <14Whitestar8472> keep It feels like yesyerday! meep! <14Whitestar8472> Leander: eep? ;) cut <06EofS> It probably was <14Nemi> cut  PERFECT now gets status: "It's cut!".  6 keeps (46%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[2 mutes ] uhm... it'd be really fun for everyone? *g* <04Miguel> Emma! put the claws aWAY! ;)  Now in FINAL mode. miguel having james' baby pictures online. ;-)  Masaru requested the shortlist:  HERE [54%, 0] "Keep it!"  DADDY [71%, 0] "Keep it!"  HAH [43%, 0] "Keep it!" <04Miguel> Leander, not me - HIM! *JIm is glad that the 2hr connection limit is fast approaching* The finals all su....errr. aren't funny. <14Whitestar8472> Seen those ;) ooooooh vote4 daddy <14Nemi> problem is, Jim chooses what to type out of all the things she says.... * EofS thinks of her picture of ickle(r than usual) Miguel adn grins <04Miguel> vote4 daddy <06EofS> vote4 daddy vote4 daddy vote4 here <06EofS> I want my daddy! vote4 here vote4 here vote4 daddy oooooh vote4 here <14Whitestar8472> vote4 here vote4 daddy <14Nemi> vote4 here <06EofS> Daddy here, ha! WENDY!!!!!!!!!!! <06EofS> :0) <14Whitestar8472> *g*  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HERE scored 6 vote(s).  DADDY scored 6 vote(s).  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 In fact no GABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <06EofS> No Gaby? <14Whitestar8472> Queeeeeeeeeeeeenie! ;) hehe GABY! <14Whitestar8472> Or Princessie ;) * EofS nearly put bb, eep JUDGE shall I get Gaby to choose a winner? Put a hat on Gaby and see which one she says.... sure! Yeah! Get Gaby! :D lol cus cus <04Miguel> yeah, go for it;) <14Whitestar8472> You can try ;) Only fair. It'll be a precedent! <04Miguel> LOL Corsair! actually... She'll be President? vote4 daddy <06EofS> I just realised that I don't care which wins, I love them both :0) Th'kya - still a SevPrincess yeah... me too vote4 both! Gaby has chosen the winning punchline... vote 4 both! LOL ...I wrote HERE and DADDY on a piece of paper and took it to her... *pah-rump!* <14Nemi> no! Ack! Phone call! Lol! Awwwwww! <14Nemi> that's cheating :P lemme guess...daddy won? <14Whitestar8472> Wah! hehe <06EofS> Did you put them in a hat? <14Nemi> of course she'll choose "daddy" :P ...asked her "this one or this one?", she pointed at HERE and said "this one" <14Nemi> oh noooooo! did you hold the food bowl over the one you voted for john? <14Whitestar8472> Awwww! ;) Wooooooo, WRONG! <04Miguel> nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! So HERE is the winner as chosen by the Sevprincess <06EofS> Can she read yet? <04Miguel> ;)( Yayyyyyyy! Hehehehe <14Whitestar8472> yay! ;) <14Nemi> pardon me, for a moment I actually thought she could read for some reason Sevprincess!!!!!!!! woooohoooooo <06EofS> Where is the winner? Nice to get them wrapped up without any cliffhangers. EofS - no, she can't read, it was a gut instinct decision no, Here Corsair - yes, nice closure :-) Jim wants the next 19 minutes to fly by! * Corsair *note to self* put the word 'here' in every terrible twos punch. <06EofS> John - otherwise I'd say she'd have been biased towards Daddy ;0) * MumOf24-7 steals keyboard from son* NOTYET! Wait for the log to close mum! * Whitestar8472 hands the next 19 minutes wings and/or air fare ;) <06EofS> 3 and not reading yet? *Is shocked* ;0) why? what's so special about the next 19 mins? Heh.. <04Miguel> nono, do log the embarrasing stories! *g* <14Whitestar8472> Ben - what makes you think we're not? ;) Embarassing stories! Bring 'em on! <04Miguel> WS - shhh! *** MumOf24-7 is now known as DeathOfPlushies * EofS congratulates McBryce on surviving their first JS <14Whitestar8472> Yay! ;) THERE IS NO MUM - THERE IS ONLY ME LOL [AdmiralMemo SOUND] Ack, it's darth plushie! <14Whitestar8472> *groan* <14Nemi> oh plz *** DeathOfPlushies is now known as Mumof24-7 <04Miguel> good poing E, well done McB * Whitestar8472 wants a "Death of Plushies" plushie * AdmiralMemo wants a Darth Plushie Yes mum, tell us about the colossal failure to potty train our friend Jim..... Emma, can you draw a Darth Plushie plushie and scan it? *g* <14Whitestar8472> Hehehe ;) night people, work tomorrow <14Whitestar8472> Night Natalie 'night, Chim :) nite nat Later Nats! Goodbye, Chimera... [AdmiralMemo SOUND] <06EofS> Night Natalie *** Chimera has quit IRC (Quit: ) EofS, Miguel: thanks :) ... so I will come back next time So, JC, why did you not use "Queer Grotto" for Vir Cotto? =P <06EofS> Lene - I'll give it a go :0) Yay - I'll look forward to seeing that *sniggers* * AdmiralMemo is still looking for the dropped CheeseIt * AdmiralMemo is worried about ants  Now in OFF mode. Majel shutting up by shutting down ... *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 8 AM Eastern Australian time. Look on http://www.sevspace.com/majel.shtml to figure out when it starts for you.' !!LOG SENT TO JOHN COOK!! *** Majel has left #sevtrek (Majel is now installing on your computer. You will comply.) End of #sevtrek buffer Fri Jun 13 23:42:51 2003