now let's begin *shrugs* narf happens ;) yay! "Are you sitting comfortably?" Wai! "Then we'll begin." ;) * AdmiralMemo sits uncomfortably my email server can take the stress easily, it's just that i noticed it, and people must be wondering why it didn't work. Don't worry JC, it's still one of the premiere sites. "and now for something completely different..." *g* a man with a tape recorder up his nose * Miguel hums the Liberty Bell March * ouch  Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp BLAH!!! Nova - was that email thing happening on the old server? I thought it worked earlier  Now in OFF mode.  Majel v4.7NF is online. * Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' Great...and I'm just about out of Daiquiri Whee! Finally! cutcutcutkeepneutralkeepkeepcutneutralkeepcutgoodnight! only kidding ;) johnfocook; i don't know, really. the software is all pretty much the same. it might be a boo-boo on my end..but i doubt it. it seems to just do as i wrote to you; connect to the wrong server. *g* * Wizzard agrees with Miguel  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE, please stand by...  Retrieval SEV SPACE competition complete.  oO[NOVA]Oo requested the shortlist:  CHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NOTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CLEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SAFE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TECHNOBABBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." You forgot the vote4s, Miguel! :-P  BLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."  AUDIENCE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  MORNING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NOWHERE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  BUSINESS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PEOPLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Memo - give a guy chance to breathe in there ;) good work on the punchline parser, by the way, john Memo: you can't vote4 until you know what you're voting4 ;)  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about CHING   "It don't mean a thing. if it ain't got that KA-CHING!" * AdmiralMemo wonders if this is one of the larger amounts of judges cut cut cut cut cut keep keep nova - took about a month or two of judging sessions before I got the parser to work :-) keep keep keep cut Memo - just slightly... cut ;) hey, you just missed me fix majel and my network while i was at it in 15 minutes. in judging session time. fortunately your code blew up so i could cover it up nicely ;) He did too!  CHING now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[4 mutes ] * AdmiralMemo wonders what the record amount of judging judges was  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about NOTHING   "It means. NOTHING else is on!" cut cut keep keep cut cut not much more than currently, AdmiralMemo keep neutral cut you fixed *your* network in judging session time? tch, Johan, what do we pay you for?! oh... hold on... ;) keep cut neutral neutral We PAY Johan? ;-) cut  NOTHING now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (31%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] complements only...  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about CLEAR   "CLEAR out. people. we need this room for another spin-off!" Memo - did you not get the bill? ;) keep keep keep cut neutral heh. some do pay me. cut keep keep keep but that has a reason ;) neutral keep and no, i'm not a gigolo Nah... Got lost in the mail... ;-) hehe pay me respect, damnit -g- neutral  CLEAR now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (58%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 2 cuts (17%) [[4 mutes ]  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about SAFE   "Well. your secret's SAFE with us!" No... You must EARN it... Memo - I believe you... honest... ;) cut cut cut cut neutral keep cut keep cut cut keep * oO[NOVA]Oo cries cut  SAFE now gets status: "It's cut!".  3 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] keep * Miguel pats Johan * 1there, there...  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about TECHNOBABBLE   "Like TECHNOBABBLE without the techno." cut cut cut cut keep neutral * oO[NOVA]Oo snuggles miguel cut cut cut cut keep cut ROTFLOL @ Johan ssh, not in here Johan! ;)  TECHNOBABBLE now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ]  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about BLOW   "At least we don't BLOW up everything when we end a series." cut cut cut cut cut cut guys, get a query window! *g* *runs FAST!* cut ;) neutral cut oy ;) cut cut cut cut It's an almost all cutter...  BLOW now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 12 cuts (92%) [[3 mutes ]  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about AUDIENCE   "And if you could decide what that is. you'd have an AUDIENCE!" keep cut cut keep keep keep * Miguel would pursue WS with a lightsever, but uses the JS as a handy cover for his laziness * cut cut keep TWELVE cuts... How the HECK did it get to be a finalist? hehe ;) neutral cut neutral  AUDIENCE now gets status: "Keep for now.".  5 keeps (42%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[4 mutes ] Don't push it Memo.....  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about MORNING   "Like. something to watch at 3 in the MORNING?" AdmiralMemo - who knows what I was thinking cut cut keep cut cut cut so let's ask this mr. who cut cut neutral cut cut or Doctor Who? ;)  MORNING now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (9%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[5 mutes ] who? :-p  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about NOWHERE   "Yep-- to boldly go NOWHERE!" cut cut keep It's alright, JC... Whe know you choose them at 3 AM... ;-) cut keep cut keep neutral neutral neutral keep actually - shouldn't that be Deep Sev 9? ;) cut AdmiralMemo - actually I did them on Friday afternoon - tried not to rush it like I did last week cross-over title: Deep Sevylon 9 'til 5 ? :P Obviously I need to be even more careful :-) Ah... Good... Lol!  NOWHERE now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (36%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[5 mutes ] LOL [AdmiralMemo SOUND] Don't bash yourself JC, bash Memo...  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about BUSINESS   "But we mean BUSINESS!" keep neutral keep cut cut keep keep kee keep keep keep neutral * AdmiralMemo is easily bashed *cough*BT anyone?*cough*  BUSINESS now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (64%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[5 mutes ] * AdmiralMemo is now known as PunchingBagMemo Ben: not until you spotted it! :P ;)  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about PEOPLE   "...to the five PEOPLE that actually watch it." keep cut cut keep neutral keep cut keep keep keep * thepenguinweekly punches memo cut * Miguel pokes tpw * * Whitestar8472 pokes The Penguin * PunchingBagMemo springs back and whacks TPW * thepenguinweekly implodes * Corsair scores with a flying roundhouse kick on memo. interesting variation ;) * PunchingBagMemo deflates heh ;) help . . . i'm a singularity!  PEOPLE now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[5 mutes ] You'll have to deal with that yourself  Now in FINAL mode. lol  oO[NOVA]Oo requested the shortlist:  CLEAR [58%, 0] "Keep it!"  AUDIENCE [42%, 0] "Keep for now." * PunchingBagMemo is now known as AdmiralMemo  BUSINESS [64%, 0] "Keep it!"  PEOPLE [55%, 0] "Keep it!" vote4 business vote4 clear vote4 business vote4clear vote4 clear vote4 business oops ;) vote4 clear vote4 business vote4 business vote4 business keep HEH! LOL @ RD  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CLEAR scored 3 vote(s).  BUSINESS scored 6 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 16 And yay, I've managed to learn to spell business, after having problems with that 1 word for the longest time! :P hm 5 mutes... asleep at the wheel ;P yay ;) if i hear no mutes speaking up.. it's a deal ;) vote4 business vote4 business vote4 business Speak Up Mutes!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CLEAR scored 3 vote(s).  BUSINESS scored 9 vote(s).  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 16 Is it a BUSINESS deal? ;-) et voila *groan* :P ;)  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE MOVIE, please stand by...  Retrieval SEV SPACE MOVIE competition complete.  oO[NOVA]Oo requested the shortlist:  EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." sure  STRUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NUCLEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CLAP [0%, 0] "Nominated." mind your own business  PHIAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." there were FOUR mutes! ;) to business *clinks glass*  INSECTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SNOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."  THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated."  STROBING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. ws: yes. those 4 where i wonder what they are doing here since i never heard anything from them... I think Posse is just another tron One of the mutes is my other nick... * Corsair might just dodge out for another daiquiri aw man, i'm outta ice cream noooooo! :S I can't work out this ICP... *shakes head* why do you need 2 nicks? inferiority complex? Still got some Carlsberg Fileserver nick and reg nick  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about EARS   "They decided their EARS don't bring enough attention to them!" cut cut cut keep cut keep "My other nick is a mute"... now THERE's a bumper sticker... :p cut keep cut cut hehe Hehe! Nope, the other nick is on my other computer. I'm running an fserve. LOL @ Gonzo cut lol Heh! keep "my other nick is chanserv" maybe? ;) Lol! "my other Nick is a Saint" My other Nick is Naraht hehe My other bumpersticker makes sense? ;-)  EARS now gets status: "It's cut!".  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] *g* * Shyva has joined #sevtrek * ChanServ sets mode: +v Shyva That's Funny.  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about STRUCK   "When you live in a tree. you get STRUCK by lightning. Spam." My other nick is an op wb Shyva cut cut LOL leander(?) ;) cut keep cut cut wb cut keep this doesn't make sense . . . cut neutral * Shyva pokes WS to her message on the board * ;) cut Ben: th'kya ;) Penguin GETS it! yup *lol* my apologies to the two of you... oh, hi shyva hi Penguin!  STRUCK now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[6 mutes ] "mute" should be a voting option =P  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  Votes cast: 0 Judges present: 17  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about NUCLEAR   "Remember that NUCLEAR explosion when Sauron died?" cut oops. wrong key. cut! cut it is - it's called 'neutral' :-P keep cut cut keep Heh *g* i don't want to hear another nuclear joke ever again keep keep SevvyCouple: noooo... neutral is neutral... mute is different *wise nod* keep neutral neutral keep i think college campus food is more likely to make you glow in the dark . . .  NUCLEAR now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ] Shyva - it is? effectively, it's identical imnsho  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about CLAP   "I dunno. CLAP twice and see if they go out." keep ! keep keep keep keep way funny neutral this one's funny keep neutral KEEP-BERT! neutral would have been more funny if the elves were indoors :) Ben: yes, but neutral is like... you can't decide if you want to keep it or cut it so you just take the easy way out... mute is when you're not even reading the punchlines and you have no idea what the strip is... =P cut keep keep just 'cause i think it's funny out of context  CLAP now gets status: "Keep it!".  9 keeps (69%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[4 mutes ]  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about PHIAL   "Somebody left Galadriel's PHIAL in the wash." cut Shyva: the command for that is /part keep :P cut keep cut neutral cut Ben: nyeh =P neutral cut I don't even know who Phial is.... cut Blasphemy! Memo: maybe it's a thing? Is he related to Phil? Blas for you! Blas for everybody in the room! give me some blas *lol* Izzard or Python? ;) Bill Blas? (Leander, I beat you to it! Shame on you!) izzard i fear "Galadriel & Phil"... LotR equivalent to Romeo & Juliet... WS - Izzard ;) Heh Lol! (Could have something to do with him not being at the keyboard ;-)) Hehe, yeah ;) hehe Th'kya: whaddya do to him? =P Beaten, is he?  PHIAL now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (20%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[7 mutes ] * InsaiNClowNPosse has quit IRC (Quit: )  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about INSECTS   "No idea.. But it sure is a way to attract INSECTS!" cut cut cut cut keep cut keep He's gone to the great JS in the sky... :-P I stole the keyboard, duh. And distracted him with a bottle of soda ;) cut keep keep keep neutral Th'kya: *lol* so easily distracted? Lene: what, not peach thingies? ;) JC, aren't you naturally biased towards keeps in these anyway? :P ;) hm... *imagines*... "Ok, leander: fetch!" oooh . . . vanilla coke . . . no, we're out of those! Shh! * thepenguinweekly runs to fridge Bit of sleight of hand to keep him busy.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, vanilla coke! WS: did I poke you to my SB message yet...? Miguel - technically I should keep all the punchlines but some I like more than others * Whitestar8472 considers getting some of that tomorrow Shyva: yup WS: did you see it? =P Corsair... there's a w word... ;) some of what? hehe weally? Ben - lol! Whee! Vanilla Coke was way better when they hand mixed it at the soda fountain... JC - fair enough ;) I was making a joke anyhow - I guessed you'd prefer some ;)  INSECTS now gets status: "It's cut!".  5 keeps (42%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]  oO[NOVA]Oo asks about SNOW   "The same reason they can walk on SNOW. they're light-headed!" cut cut cut neutral cut would anyone care to take over the JS? cut cut cut neutral cut so i can devote some time on a more pressing issue? :) cut Johan: going to bed? =P no, narfing the ironing? I'd do it if I could, but I have no Majel script *lol* gtr, cya later phpironing * RealisticDragon has left #sevtrek (Client exiting) Johan, who have you got there? ;) One of these days, Umma gonna hafta learn how Majel works. can't TD do it...? Majel works in mysterious ways.... ;-) heh i could, but someone else has to log nno worries the majel log works I can do it, yes... oki. I've got a log if you need it... I log anyway just set send mail log to on ;)  SNOW now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[4 mutes ] isn't JC here anyway? automatic log? *lol* yeah me too, in the fireplace :-P * AdmiralMemo sings heh ;) Johan: you have a fireplace? since when? Log, log, it's a log, it's heavy, it's made of wood! whoops, can you finish elimination on this one? i can take over from final mode Johan - even *I* declined from that awful pun ;) Shyva - yeah but I forgot to start recording the log at the start of the session Since he dropped that lit match Log, log, it's a log, it's better than bad, It's GOOD! JC: awwww... get mIRC, automatically logs everything! * AdmiralMemo wonders if anyone's seen Ren & Stimpy Memo: nope Happy happy joy joy? * AdmiralMemo thinks not Not the new ones.... Shyva - plus I had to switch computers due to Gaby booting me No one's laughing at the "Log Song" JC: *lol* she's learning huh... *approving nod* Memo - there's a good reason for that... Does it have a W word in it? ;-) first thing a girl needs to learn how to do... boot her daddy off the computer so she can use it until she gets her own *nod* Well, it could ... ;) Hehe! ;) the js seems to have ground to a halt . . . Indeed what is the W word anyway? :-p We're changing Sevmen Shyva - not repeatable to under 18s Penguin: that's cause no one is taking over =P censorship and all that ;) Ben: oh come on! Shyva: check query window W&~@ I already sent it to her short attention span, i already forgot what i'm doing here . . . :-p Heh nm Memo told me Ah... While we're waiting for Majel to get going, can I ask a quick tech question - maybe someone will know the answer and it's not THAT bad We're changing Sevmen, and can't get the lug nuts off..... Shyva - it is in the UK Maybe... What's the question? Ben: Tsk. Memo - I dunno, but 42 is the answer ;) *lol* *g* no, 47! LOL I don't know how but my browser is somehow set so whenever a website is not found, it redirects to some search engine [AdmiralMemo SOUND] What do you get when you multiply six by nine...? Ah... I've had that happen yeah, you've gotta adjust it for inflation! ;) * Shyva nods * JC - in IE? i have that problem sometimes, in ie I dunno how this seach engine got themselves to be the default or how to change it dunno how to change it Um... 54? Yeah, it's in IE tools -> options -> advanced Yes, IE redirects to MSN Search. JC: is it an MSN search engine? Oh, that's gotta be in the options somewhere. look for the box "show friendly error messages" uncheck it yeah, does that too... i LOVE it restart IE No, it's not MSN search engine which engine is it? if i mess up the URL it automatically gives me a bunch of others that resemble what i entered... makes it nicer if i odn't remember the urls... Though, recently, Hotmail doesn't work with Netscape anymore, so it could be another "Do it our way" hmmm... strange well, since apparently noone wants to continue the js... bye! It used to be ninemsn.com.au ...night Guido Night Guido byes Wizzy... Then lately it's switched to some other bozo night Nitey Night, Wizzard. Sweet Dreams. Later Whizz! Errr... Wizz [AdmiralMemo SOUND] night * Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: Id Murmuratis, Il Ludamus) Trying that 'show error messages' thing JC: Download AdAware and run it. by wiz dang, missed him Ah * Miguel reloads for JC ;) * Yeah, TD... That works wonders AdAware? What's that do? Can I get that from download.com? Ben: stop nicking my lines! ;) JC - yes, you can it cleans all spyware off your computer it scans for ad cookies and crap like that on your compy WS - sorry ;) *g* nm ;) It cooks popcorn every night at 11 the search engine is www.xupiter com - they're driving me nuts Here, John http://drs.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=AdAware/v=2/TID=DF4H_5/SID=e/l=WS1/R=3/H=0/*-http://download.com.com/3000-2094-10045910.html?legacy=cnet I unchecked 'show friendly error messages' and restarted IE but they're still there Oh, I HATE XUPITER!!!!!!! Memo: you coulda just gone to lavasoft *rolls eyes* damn - it's not an IE issue then http://www.wyvernworks.com/Lavasoft/aaw6.exe I recommend adaware in that case... You tell 'em TD! It's up to version 6? yep Have you tried "Do not search from the Adress Bar"? Heh * Miguel pokes you all with a herring * * AdmiralMemo needs to re-download Anyway, what's with the JS? and that is a good point, Gonzo - I set mine to not search, I forgot that... * thepenguinweekly eats herring Wait, no, that's because they've set themselves as the default home (I never let them do that, the scumbags) * Whitestar8472 pokes Ben with a poked penguin  ThunderDragon requested the shortlist:  NUCLEAR [50%, 0] "Keep it!"  CLAP [69%, 0] "Keep it!"  THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." * AdmiralMemo changes topic to 'Sev Judging has stalled from a flat tire'  GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." * Miguel explodes * works for me, anyhow  STROBING [0%, 0] "Nominated." http://www.lavasoft.de/software/adaware/ * Shyva nods * whoooooooooooooooooooo! ;) thanks TD * AdmiralMemo changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' yay :) yay! Hmm... :D and we're back! wait, i'm not participating... d'oh! =P Are we in the vote4 stage yet? * Miguel closes the bonnet (hood *sigh*) on the JS no DrGonzo - how do you set "do not search from address bar"?  ThunderDragon asks about THIS   "There's no "shades of gray" in THIS world. Spam!" JC - in same options screen as the friendly urls iirc, a bit higher in the list cut Memo: no we're not cut cut Internet options -> Advanced -> Search from the adress bar cut keep cut keep cut cut in IE6, anyway  THIS now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[5 mutes ]  ThunderDragon asks about GOOD   "Well. if you looked that GOOD. wouldn't you advertise. too?!" I just tested it with a nonsense URL... seems to work cut cut cut neutral cut neutral neutral cut cut keep * Shyva actually looks at the strip * Gonzo - www.thisisnonsense.com? ;  GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!".  1 keeps (10%) -- 3 neutrals (30%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] ;)  ThunderDragon asks about STROBING   "That's nothing. wait till they start STROBING..." that's the one ;) keep keep keep heh ;) keep keep keep keep neutral Umma be hard pressed to pick a winner here, 2 good ones neutral agreed  STROBING now gets status: "Keep it!".  7 keeps (78%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[5 mutes ] Which 2? Strobing and Clap? keep keep cut  Now in FINAL mode. yeah Yup * Shyva pokes Johan *  ThunderDragon requested the shortlist:  NUCLEAR [50%, 0] "Keep it!"  CLAP [69%, 0] "Keep it!"  STROBING [80%, 0] "Keep it!" I'd like to see a strobing elf... I thought you were going off to more important stuff? =P vote4 clap vote4 clap (Despite the rather obvious BT there...) vote4 strobing vote4 clap Ben: :P ;) vote2 abstain vote4 strobing vote4 strobingclap Clap is a bit funnier, but Strobing is more general, because I'm not sure if everyone's seen the commercial vote4 strobing vote4 strobing what commercial? * Shyva blinks * vote4 clap eh.. someone explain why clap is so funny? yeah, what commercial? Clap on the clapper! Leneander: thank you! Clap off oh! Clap on, clap off the clapper! * Shyva giggles * vote4 strobing The clapper! it's a cute commercial  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CLAP scored 4 vote(s).  STROBING scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 ....hunh? close race Never seen that ad - still liked the punchline though :-) Hey! SevvyCouple: You know... when you clap twice and the lights go out? JC - I'm not alone! yay! * TheSevCouple trouts everyone giving nonsense explanations It's a device that lets you turn on and off your room lights by clapping No, I DON'T know.. i didn't remember the commercial * thepenguinweekly eats trout when i saw the punchline Leneander - like JC, I just found it funny Ok, this is one for Sevqueen. SevvyCouple: you've never seen lights that are clap automated?! Not just lights. ANYTHING plugged into it will go on or off would be cool if you could clap so the toaster ejects the bread prematurely if you're in a hurry I didn't get it either Shyva - I think the danes and dutch have better uses for technology ;) I wonder if that patent is taken heh, that would be useful ;) * Shyva laughs * okay There are lights... That when you come into the house. If you clap, they turn on... If you clap again they turn off. Connect it to the stereo and then play LOUD music No need for a switch. Get it? =P  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition TERRIBLE TWOS, please stand by...  Retrieval TERRIBLE TWOS competition complete.  ThunderDragon requested the shortlist:  BREAK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  WORTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." anyway, can we judge TT please? I wanna goto beeeed!  TODDLER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  REMEMBER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EXPECT [0%, 0] "Nominated." thanks TD, right on cue ;)  EVERY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." well, I sorta got that much, I just don't see why that's funny *shrugs* *g*  GREAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  STOP [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/clapper.html SevvyCouple: elves turning on and off? =P  ThunderDragon asks about BREAK   "Enough learning. time for a BREAK!" cut http://www.youcansave.com/clapper.html cut neutral cut neutral keep cutu cut cut cut keep * Clay has joined #sevtrek * ChanServ sets mode: +v Clay just realized i didn't like this one Hi there. clay, hi hey clay neutral hi clay Hi  BREAK now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (20%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[5 mutes ] hi  ThunderDragon asks about WORTH   "The fall is WORTH the attention." keep cut keep keep neutral neutral cut neutral cut better one later neutral Corsair: nuh uh, this is the better one  WORTH now gets status: "Keep for now.".  3 keeps (30%) -- 4 neutrals (40%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[5 mutes ] plllbbb! =P keep  ThunderDragon asks about TODDLER   "A TODDLER never learns!" cut neutral keep neutral keep cut cut sorry, too early hehe neutral cut neutral  TODDLER now gets status: "It's cut!".  2 keeps (20%) -- 4 neutrals (40%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ]  ThunderDragon requested the shortlist:  WORTH [40%, 0] "Keep it!"  REMEMBER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EXPECT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EVERY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GREAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated."  STOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." Hunh? Again? ...? uhm.... wrong command?  ThunderDragon asks about REMEMBER   "If only I could REMEMBER what it was." we're not in finalist mode yet, are we? cut keep keep cut neutral Yes, wrong command. keep keep The commands are next to each other... cut * ThunderDragon decides to use text commands instead  REMEMBER now gets status: "Keep it!".  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[7 mutes ] * Shyva wonders where she can get a copy of Majel... if that's even possible * * AdmiralMemo wonders as well  ThunderDragon asks about EXPECT   "And don't EXPECT me to apply it." keep cut keep keep keep cut keep cut cut * Corsair dreads that either of them even asked.... You want me to teach you how to be a Sevman? that's Sevperson =P I would like it... I could be backup Sevman "You the person!" ...hmm, doesn't sound right...  EXPECT now gets status: "Keep it!".  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[6 mutes ] *g* Gonzo: yeah but in debate saying "Sevman" could get you in a world of hurt... feminism kritiks and all =P  ThunderDragon asks about EVERY   "For EVERY action there is an over-reaction." keep - newton's first law of management ;) keep cut keep ! keep neutral keep cut neutral keep Shyva: i know... i keep getting in over my head... ;) =P * Sonja goes to pick up rob now)) * Shyva waves * See you! and we're wating for X-people 3 now as well? *rolls eyes* okkkkk. Goodbye, Sonja... [AdmiralMemo SOUND] bye  EVERY now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (60%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[5 mutes ] bye stryck!  ThunderDragon asks about SLOW   "... but then again. i've always been a SLOW learner." seeya :D bye cut cut cut neutral cut cut cut cutral * Sonja has quit IRC (Quit: "Sir," I said to the universe, "I exist!" ... "That," said the universe, "creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever." Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy) Um... Who was that anyway? *lol* neutral Shyva - that was stryck Ooooh... my imaginary friend Okay, makes sense.  SLOW now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[5 mutes ] shyva... you know the /whois command...? Ben: yes... but it didn't tell me anything Like we would refer to Gaby as a slow learner....  ThunderDragon asks about GREAT   "A GREAT new way to get attention." cut keep keep cut keep keep keep keep cut that doesn't fit the "a valuable lesson" thing... cut hmmm . . . i see what you mean . . .  GREAT now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] yeah it does.. if she just said "But I have learned something new from all this..." pfft Yeah... good poing. then it would work... Shyva - good point, I only know that's stryck from previous run-ins with strange nicks and whoising her but she doesn't  ThunderDragon asks about KILL   "what doesn't KILL me will only keep me up longer!" neutral cut cut neutral neutral BTW, Sevqueen has made her ruling about the LOTR contest... neutral cut neutral neutral JC: already? cut That was quick! ;) * thepenguinweekly is giddy with anticipation And the winner is? Oh? what's the news, john?  KILL now gets status: "It's cut!".  0 keeps (0%) -- 6 neutrals (60%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] JC: *drumroll* and the winner is... She LOLed when I told her STROBING so she went with that one *g* Yayyy! DANG! cool Heh, finally someone with a bit of sense ;-) heh blah still not a bad alternative :)  ThunderDragon asks about STOP   "But I'm not gonna let that STOP me." keep keep Well, it's a good substitute for CLAP * TheSevCouple is now known as Th`kya keep neutral You didn't tell her the other one did you... *looks suspiciously* =P Leneander : where? where? *looks around hurriedly* lol neutral cutr keep cut* Yikes! She's offed Leander! keep cut keep cut Yes, I told her both - she liked both and had trouble deciding - but the fact that she LOLed at STROBING clinched it. Yeah... she CUT him... ;-)  STOP now gets status: "Keep it!".  6 keeps (60%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[4 mutes ] JC: you said that one first =P ...ouch... :P ;) The fact that it also rated highest out of all 1500 punchlines probably didn't hurt it's chances either Memo: Bad image there. =P  Now in FINAL mode.  ThunderDragon requested the shortlist:  WORTH [40%, 0] "Keep it!"  REMEMBER [50%, 0] "Keep it!"  EXPECT [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  EVERY [60%, 0] "Keep it!"  GREAT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" ouch  STOP [60%, 0] "Keep it!" Shyva - is CLAP your punchline? vote4 every JC: Huh? no... vote4 expect vote4 stop I never enter... vote4 remember vote4 worth vote4 every vote4 great vote4 every vote4 great I just really liked it =P thought that was a great pun on newtons 3rd vote4 every actually i agree vote4 stop strobing was kinda lame imho... *shrugs*  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  WORTH scored 1 vote(s).  REMEMBER scored 1 vote(s).  EXPECT scored 1 vote(s).  EVERY scored 3 vote(s).  GREAT scored 2 vote(s).  STOP scored 2 vote(s).  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14 LOL [AdmiralMemo SOUND] What type of voting is THIS? You can't fault Shyva, she hasn't been anywhere yet.... cut the 1s?  WORTH now gets status "Cut by SevMan." I agree... Memo: Good voting. =P If we all agree then it's no fun. =P Memo: voting with a large amount of judges who have differing opinions? ;) * Th`kya has left #sevtrek shyva - it was atually great voting ;)  REMEMBER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 every too many punchlines made it to the very end  EXPECT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." well, there goes my punchline :-p aww vote4 every * thepenguinweekly pouts * Shyva comforts Penguin * * thepenguinweekly feels better now TPW - no more keywording, eh? :P (j/k) mwahaha vote4 stop Th'kya, Miguel, and Shyva need to re-vote...  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EVERY scored 5 vote(s).  GREAT scored 1 vote(s).  STOP scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 i'll give chocjones a chance to catch up :-p vote4every Memo - keep up, I already did! Memo: already did Sorry... Lag AM - not of ~15s... Friggin compy  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EVERY scored 5 vote(s).  GREAT scored 1 vote(s).  STOP scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 Cut Great  GREAT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." I'll revote cut great... and have whoever voted for that revote nm... oh, right... so's only the ones who voted for the cut lines who need to vote again...(?) yup Gonzo: Mmhmm... Gonzo - yep, you're right vote4 every dang chocjones is only 12 strips away from me * Dr_Gonzo feels wiser already need to put in a few keywording hours tonight :-p TPW - no more sleep for a few mights then? ;) mights = nights* *g*  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EVERY scored 6 vote(s).  STOP scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 Ben, Penguin: keywording? naybe :-p yup Shyva, see the DB mmm... The Penguin Daily, in this case? ;) there's bound to be *something* on it there LOL!!! to WS * AdmiralMemo has keyworded TWO strips... I never read the DB... It screwed up my SB cookies before. =P Shyva- no more trust me ;) okay... its only the IB now i think all the keywording topics got knocked off the end Ben: *lol* (for MSIE 5.5+, anyhow) The DB works... The IB main page works too... Just not the posts heck, i removed it from my Links... anyhow - can we declare EVERY the winner? if so, I'm off Yes, we can. hell, if not, I'm off anyway :P EVERY wins! sure, guess so Sure * Dr_Gonzo blows the trumpet Ben: where on DB? *blinks at the amount of stuff* at the bottom? way bottom? =P Shyva - I dunno - just every time I look at it (about once a week) there seems to be something about it hehe Yes, EVERY wins oh well... what is "it"? =P it corresponds with the top rated, no? Could someone email me the transcript?  Now in OFF mode. Majel shutting up by shutting down ... * Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 8 AM Eastern Australian time. Look on http://www.sevspace.com/majel.shtml to figure out when it starts for you.' !!LOG SENT TO JOHN COOK!! * Majel has left #sevtrek (Majel is now installing on your computer. You will comply.)