** Logging of #sevtrek started 7/25/2003 23:59:21 **
<<Majel>>  Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
<<Majel>> BLAH!!!
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Majel v4.7NF is online.
<Miguel> I have yet to take Majel driving lessons and get my full license..
** Majel has changed the topic to "Sev Judging is now in Session."
<Miguel> hold on folks, here we go....
<<Majel>> you mean ride majel ;)
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<Whitestar8472> I have yet to take any Majel lessons at all
<thepenguinweekly> any pictures up on the finalists page yet?
* Miguel presses the flush button * everyone seated? ;)
<Whitestar8472> Johan:  BT
<Corsair> Yes, it's fixed
<thepenguinweekly> cool
<Miguel> Lev - ctrl-F5
<Whitestar8472> ...on the other hand, that *was* Johan... ;)
* A-I-S-H-A-E will be awyish
<Wizzard> so... why does no list of punchwords appear?
<<Majel>> majel is dead
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>> Majel shutting up by shutting down ...
** Majel has changed the topic to "The next judging session is on Saturday at 8 AM Eastern Australian time. Look on http://www.sevspace.com/majel.shtml to figure out when it starts for you."
<<Majel>> !!LOG SENT TO JOHN COOK!!
<thepenguinweekly> she's dead, jim
* A-I-S-H-A-E sends a wreathe
<Corsair> uh oh
<Miguel> eep...
<Corsair> Seen this before
<Whitestar8472> ack :S
<Dr_Gonzo> woo hoo
<<Majel>>  Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
<<Majel>> BLAH!!!
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<thepenguinweekly> yes, last week :)
<<Majel>>  Majel v4.7NF is online.
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SEV SPACE competition complete.
<<Majel>>  requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  SOMEONE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Miguel> Lev - so cynical, for one so new... ;)
<<Majel>>  LAST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  COMPLIMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  DIED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  MAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  EXTRAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<thepenguinweekly> i'm always cynical :-p
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
** Majel has changed the topic to "Sev Judging is now in Session."
<<Majel>> there we go.
<Miguel> I'm glad to hear it ;)
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SEV SPACE competition complete.
<Whitestar8472> :)
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  SOMEONE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LAST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  COMPLIMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  DIED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  MAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  EXTRAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about SOMEONE 
<<Majel>>  "Hey. those bullets that magically miss us have to hit SOMEONE!"
<thepenguinweekly> is it just me, or is it a bit sluggish today?
<Miguel> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Whitestar8472> it's slow
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<baf> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Corsair> Great lag tonight
<<Majel>>  SOMEONE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ]
<Dr_Gonzo> it's an all cutter
<Miguel> it's....
<Miguel> ...slow
<Wizzard> ... Monty Python's Flying Circus!
<thepenguinweekly> it's . . .
<Whitestar8472> heh ;)
<thepenguinweekly> jim . . .
<thepenguinweekly> , jim . . .
* Miguel hums the Liberty Bell March *
* Wizzard pokes majel
<Miguel> argh, Guido!! ;)
<Whitestar8472> ..BT!
<Whitestar8472> ;)
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<Dr_Gonzo> holy moley
<Miguel> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<thepenguinweekly> uh oh . . . split?
<Dr_Gonzo> now what?
<Whitestar8472> oh great, a netsplit on top of it
<Wizzard> oh great... split!
<Whitestar8472> stoooooooooooooop!!
<thepenguinweekly> stooping, but it's not helping
<Miguel>  BANANA SPLIT! 
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<Dr_Gonzo> hooray
<Whitestar8472> bleh, we lost Majel!
<Whitestar8472> bw
** TheSevCouple has signed off IRC (Ping timeout)
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about LAST 
<<Majel>>  "That's why we go LAST."
<Miguel> flirt with nickserv, people!
<Wizzard> keep
<Miguel> keep
<Corsair> Nah, we lost YOU
<Dr_Gonzo> neutral
<Corsair> keep
<baf> keep
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<Nemi> argh!
<ThunderDragon> keep
<<Majel>>  LAST now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (56%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about COMPLIMENT 
<<Majel>>  "Is that a COMPLIMENT or an accusation?"
<Corsair> keep
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<Miguel> keep
<baf> keep
<Wizzard> cut -- we had that line once as winner to a different comp
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Nemi> the pop-ups on sev almost cost me the minute I had to reidentify....
<thepenguinweekly> yeah . . . a ds9 one
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
<Corsair> wha?
<Whitestar8472> ack!
<Corsair> cut   then
<thepenguinweekly> i still find it amusing, though . . .
<A-I-S-H-A-E> hi ho hi ho
<Wizzard> "Ezri, you're responsible for the mental healt of the people here" -- "Is that an order or an accusation"
<baf> cut
<Whitestar8472> ahh right
<Miguel> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<Corsair> Good memory wizz!
* Miguel is easily swayed *
<Nemi> cut
<<Majel>>  COMPLIMENT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about DIED 
<<Majel>>  "Well. Daniel's DIED enough times for all of us. sir . . ."
* Whitestar8472 is, too...
<Wizzard> keep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Miguel> keep
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<baf> keep
<Corsair> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Whitestar8472> but change to Downhill ;)
<Miguel> pong!!!
<A-I-S-H-A-E> keep
* Wizzard pings Nemi
<ThunderDragon> keep
<Whitestar8472> pong?  ewww
<Whitestar8472> ;)
* A-I-S-H-A-E pokes be
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<A-I-S-H-A-E> n
<Wizzard> wb
<Whitestar8472> wb Leneander :)
* Miguel explodes *
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<<Majel>>  DIED now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[4 mutes ]
* A-I-S-H-A-E runs up and hugs the crepe outta leneander
<thepenguinweekly> that's my line . . .
<TheSevCouple> let's try that again, shall we? *thwacks pc*
<Miguel> wb Denmark
<Whitestar8472> Hi Pam!
<A-I-S-H-A-E> hi pam
<Wizzard> hi tri! 
<Miguel> hi Squeaki!
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about MAIN 
<<Majel>>  "MAIN-characters' privelege!"
<Nemi> this is lagging too much, it's extremely frustrating and confusing.... 
<Corsair> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Trideos> hey
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> cut
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Corsair> spelling error
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<Nemi> test
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
<baf> neutral
<Whitestar8472> and that's "privilege", btw :P ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> lol
<Corsair> yup
<<Majel>>  MAIN now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about EXTRAS 
<<Majel>>  "Thank God for expendible EXTRAS and guest stars!"
<Wizzard> cu
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> cut
<Corsair> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<thepenguinweekly> i would have kept it if it was spelled correctly, then
<thepenguinweekly> :-p
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<baf> cut
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<Corsair> too easy
<A-I-S-H-A-E> neutral
<ThunderDragon> cut
<<Majel>>  EXTRAS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ]
<Nemi> test 47!!
<Whitestar8472> 47
<A-I-S-H-A-E> gmta mishi thingie
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about CAMERAS 
<<Majel>>  "They keep getting between me and the CAMERAS."
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<baf> what would happen if all got cut ?
<Corsair> keep
<Nemi> thank you
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Miguel> 42, adjsuted for inflation
<Wizzard> cut
<Whitestar8472> *g*
<Dr_Gonzo> this is a good one
<baf> keep
<A-I-S-H-A-E> mishi - do u mind if i call u that when we meet?
<Miguel> cut
<Whitestar8472> go ahead :)
<ThunderDragon> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> keep
<Corsair> Cheech And Chong are going to join up again for a new Film!
<A-I-S-H-A-E> lol
<Nemi> keep
<Miguel> hehe, I had an idea today
<Whitestar8472> eep
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[4 mutes ]
<Whitestar8472> run!!!!
<thepenguinweekly> is this a first?
<Whitestar8472> ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> ill call u benjamina
<A-I-S-H-A-E> ;)
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Miguel> Emma and myself should be wearing name badges, Petra
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  LAST [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  DIED [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS [70%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Nemi> he's Benjasim, actually :P
<Corsair> vote4 last
<A-I-S-H-A-E> vote4 died
<Dr_Gonzo> vote4 cameras
<thepenguinweekly> vote4 died
<Wizzard> vote4 died
<Whitestar8472> vote4 cameras
<Miguel> vote4 died
<ThunderDragon> vote4 last
<A-I-S-H-A-E> BenJizzem?
<baf> vote4 died
* Miguel trouts Nemi *
<Whitestar8472> (difficult to choose between "died" and "cameras" though ;) )
<thepenguinweekly> agreed :)
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  LAST scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  DIED scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14
<Nemi> the one that drowned at the shallow end.... muwahahaha
<Miguel> !
<Nemi> vote4 cameras
<Miguel> I can swim!
<Wizzard> anyone of the 5 mutes want to vote?
<Whitestar8472> besides - "died" is just pure Jack ;)  you can just imagine him saying it ;)
<thepenguinweekly> who drowned in the shallow end of the gene pool?
<Wizzard> (ok,, 4)
<Miguel> vote4 DrownNemi!
<Nemi> :P
<Miguel> <Majel> DROWNNEMI! is not a valid punchword!
<Miguel> <Miguel> yeah, yeah, I know
<Whitestar8472> lol!
<Miguel> hehehe
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  LAST scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  DIED scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS scored 3 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<Nemi> lev, don't you play the sims? ;)
<Corsair> vote4 cameras
<thepenguinweekly> yes
<A-I-S-H-A-E> ooo
<<Majel>>  LAST now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<ThunderDragon> vote4 died
<thepenguinweekly> but i've never drowned anyone
<thepenguinweekly> i think
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  DIED scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<A-I-S-H-A-E> i was thinking if we can post on saturday - how about WhitEAiahaGel?
<Miguel> Lev - try it ;)
<Nemi> I like to find new and interesting ways of killing my Sevilisims....
** TheSevCouple has signed off IRC (Ping timeout)
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<A-I-S-H-A-E> vote4 died
<<Majel>>  DIED scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13
<thepenguinweekly> one of my characters caught fire once
<Corsair> I don't kill mine
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  DIED scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  CAMERAS scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13
<Whitestar8472> Nemi:  yeah, I remember you saying that ;)
* Miguel thwacks ping up some *
* Whitestar8472 attacks ping with a lightsever
<Wizzard> ok. 6 out of 10. DIED's the winner
<Whitestar8472> speak up, mutes!
<A-I-S-H-A-E> did died win
<A-I-S-H-A-E> ?#
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEV SPACE MOVIE, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SEV SPACE MOVIE competition complete.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  PERMISSION [0%, 0] "Nominated."
* Dr_Gonzo feeds ping to the penguin
<<Majel>>  GOD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  WRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<A-I-S-H-A-E> yh
<<Majel>>  STRESSFUL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LEGAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  DIG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
* A-I-S-H-A-E falls asleep now#
<<Majel>>  FIND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  TOOTHBRUSH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about REAL 
<<Majel>>  "You thought I was a REAL professor?"
<Wizzard> keep
** Miguel has signed off IRC (Quit: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!)
<ThunderDragon> keep
<Nemi> I wonder if I can make a the penguin simly.... and get it to explode....
<baf> keep
* thepenguinweekly wakes a-i-s-h-a-e up
<Corsair> cut
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Whitestar8472> lol!
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
* Warning : Impending Hobbit invasion...
<<Majel>>  REAL now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ]
<A-I-S-H-A-E> AIAHE!
<Dr_Gonzo> we should get a lab penguin
* Too late now...
* A-I-S-H-A-E bites pingu
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about PERMISSION 
<<Majel>>  "Only if you get PERMISSION!"
<Wizzard> cut
<Corsair> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> but I suppose it wouldn't make much difference
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<baf> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> neutral
<Nemi> neutral
<Miguel> Hello everybody!
<A-I-S-H-A-E> neutral
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<baf> hi
<Wizzard> wb
<Dr_Gonzo> hi mig
<Whitestar8472> wbBen
<ThunderDragon> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> wb
<Miguel> er.... what happened? :S
<A-I-S-H-A-E> benJIZZEM
<Miguel> thanks guys
<Whitestar8472> no idea :S
<<Majel>>  PERMISSION has the status: "It's cut!"
<Whitestar8472> np
<Miguel> and guyesses...
<thepenguinweekly> apparently, you are ex-ben-dable
<<Majel>>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is PERMISSION 
<<Majel>>  "Only if you get PERMISSION!"
<A-I-S-H-A-E> bad
<Corsair> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> lol
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Miguel> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
<Wizzard> why do i always mix up "status" and "check"?
<<Majel>>  PERMISSION now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ]
<Whitestar8472> Lev:  *groan* ;)
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about GOD 
<<Majel>>  "It is. but steal one GOD and everyone throws a fit!"
<thepenguinweekly> :-p
<Corsair> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Miguel> keep
<A-I-S-H-A-E> keep
<baf> keep
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<ThunderDragon> cut
* A-I-S-H-A-E must be  away a ew mins
<<Majel>>  GOD now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about WRONG 
<<Majel>>  "It is! I wish I could figure out what I'm doing WRONG!"
<Whitestar8472> okies Petra
<Wizzard> keep
<Corsair> keep
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Miguel> cut
<Nemi> Attention, Attention: TheSev Couple will never give in to their Evil Computer's demands, it can cut the internet connection as much as it likes because they will be going to bed now ;)
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<baf> keep
<Whitestar8472> *g*
<Nemi> oops, that was unintentionally btish
<Miguel> Nemi - then leave them alone! :P
<Whitestar8472> night Leneander!
<Whitestar8472> lol!
<baf> night
<thepenguinweekly> lol
<Wizzard> tell them "good night" from all of us then ;)
<ThunderDragon> keep
<thepenguinweekly> except from me
<thepenguinweekly> :-p
<Whitestar8472> what Guido said :)
<<Majel>>  WRONG now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[5 mutes ]
* Miguel jumps on Guido...'s bandwagon *
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about STRESSFUL 
<<Majel>>  "This part is less STRESSFUL than grading a hundred term papers!"
<Corsair> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> me too what guido sed#
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Miguel> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<Whitestar8472> Ben:  *g*
<A-I-S-H-A-E> cut
<baf> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> WS: thankyou... I was about to give up hope ;)
<ThunderDragon> cut
<<Majel>>  STRESSFUL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ]
<Whitestar8472> heh ;)
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about LEGAL 
<<Majel>>  "Only the LEGAL kind!"
<Wizzard> cut
<Corsair> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<Miguel> cut
<baf> keep
<Nemi> cut
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<ThunderDragon> cut
<<Majel>>  LEGAL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about DIG 
<<Majel>>  "In my case. I usually DIG up trouble..."
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> meep
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Miguel> uh
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Miguel> keep
<baf> cut
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Wizzard> eep!
<<Majel>>  DIG now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ]
<Miguel> *eep?
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about FIND 
<<Majel>>  "It is until you FIND something."
<thepenguinweekly> neep
<Corsair> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<baf> keep
<Miguel> keep
<Nemi> keep
<Wizzard> 'eep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<ThunderDragon> keep
<<Majel>>  FIND now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about TOOTHBRUSH 
<<Majel>>  "If you want to dig out a city with a TOOTHBRUSH. go right ahead!"
<Wizzard> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Corsair> cut
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<Miguel> cut
<ThunderDragon> cut
<baf> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<<Majel>>  TOOTHBRUSH now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  REAL [38%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  GOD [44%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  WRONG [88%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  FIND [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Wizzard> vote4 wrong
<Corsair> vote4 find
<Dr_Gonzo> vote4 find
<thepenguinweekly> vote4 wrong
<Nemi> vote4 find
<ThunderDragon> vote4 wrong
<baf> vote4 FIND
<Whitestar8472> vote4 find
<Wizzard> oh please! you can't find "find" funnier than "wrong"!
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  WRONG scored 3 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  FIND scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 13
<Corsair> Where's the pudding?  The proof is in there somewhere  *Looks*
<thepenguinweekly> sorry, i ate it
<Miguel> vote4 find
<Whitestar8472> wrong's a bit... long ;)
<Dr_Gonzo> bad penguin *poke*
<Whitestar8472> *g*
<thepenguinweekly> meep
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  WRONG scored 3 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  FIND scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13
<Wizzard> We've FOUND a winner! *drum fill*
<Whitestar8472> Corsair:  I almost read that as "the prof is in there somewhere"
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TERRIBLE TWOS, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval TERRIBLE TWOS competition complete.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  CHEW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  TANTRUM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Whitestar8472> interesting pudding... ;)
<<Majel>>  SELLS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  BROCCOLI [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  WHEEL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  BETTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  DELIVERY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  SNEEZE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LOOPHOLES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<A-I-S-H-A-E> ovewr?
<<Majel>>  COMFORT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CANDY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  SHAME [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Miguel> Guido... please, my sides will take no more! :P
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about CHEW 
<<Majel>>  "At least it's something to CHEW on."
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> cut
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<Whitestar8472> cut
<baf> cut
<Corsair> cut
<Miguel> (BT, anyone? :P)
<ThunderDragon> cut
<thepenguinweekly> no thanks, i'm ok
<Wizzard> ben: sides? i'd understand head, but sides? ;)
<Whitestar8472> Ben:  BT :P
<<Majel>>  CHEW now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about TANTRUM 
<<Majel>>  "I wonder if a small TANTRUM would get me some ice."
<Wizzard> cut
<Corsair> keep
<Whitestar8472> keep
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> neutral
<baf> keep
<Miguel> Guido - they will shortly be splitting with laughter ;) (honest :P)
<Miguel> keep
<Corsair> splitters!
* thepenguinweekly pokes ben to make him split
<<Majel>>  TANTRUM now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about SELLS 
<<Majel>>  "Packaging SELLS!"
<baf> splitting or spitting ?
<Corsair> keep
<Whitestar8472> Corsair:  don't give MagicStar ideas :P
<Wizzard> cut
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Nemi> *gasp*
<thepenguinweekly> cut
* Miguel hits Lev with a biiiiiiiig hammer *
<Corsair> Heh!
<ThunderDragon> cut
<baf> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> neutral
<Miguel> cut
<thepenguinweekly> meep
<thepenguinweekly> let's stick to poking, please :-p
<<Majel>>  SELLS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[5 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about BROCCOLI 
<<Majel>>  "Too bad this doesn't work for BROCCOLI."
<Miguel> you started it :P
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Miguel> cut
<Whitestar8472> ...BT
<baf> cut i hate broccoli
<Whitestar8472> (did I really need to say that...? :P ;) )
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Miguel> how would you eat broccoli with a straw?!
<thepenguinweekly> no i didn't . . . i don't remember starting anything
<thepenguinweekly> at least, i won't admit to it :)
<Wizzard> i think that's supposed to be the joke, ben...
<Whitestar8472> *g*
<Nemi> *grr*
<Trideos> :(
<Trideos> thanks anyway ;)
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Miguel> Guido - furry nuff... I don't find it that funny then ;)
<Nemi> try typing #op
<A-I-S-H-A-E> wow
<<Majel>>  BROCCOLI now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ]
<Whitestar8472> ...anything will taste better with good packaging to dress it up in ;)
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about WHEEL 
<<Majel>>  "The squeaky WHEEL gets the straw."
<Trideos> #op
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<ThunderDragon> cut
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> i turned on place blank line between each msg
<Trideos> yay! :D
<Miguel> we cut broccoli, yay!
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Miguel> cut
<baf> cut
* Nemi smells victory *
<Corsair> *chuckle*
<Whitestar8472> heh ;)
<Trideos> whom do I have to thank for this? ;)
<Whitestar8472> cut
<thepenguinweekly> at least we didn't cut cheese
<Wizzard> now we just have to boil and eat it, eh? *drum fill*
* Dr_Gonzo smells
<Miguel> [blank]?! noooooooooo!
<Nemi> cut
* Miguel sniffs *
<Miguel> ew!
<<Majel>>  WHEEL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about BETTER 
<<Majel>>  "Mmm... much BETTER."
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Wizzard> cut
* Schuyler goes home :D
<Corsair> I happen to LIKE broccoli with a bit of cheese... 
<Miguel> cut
<A-I-S-H-A-E> how do i stop ms chat from ignoring ppl who send msgs too fast?
<Corsair> cut
<Miguel> bye stryck!
<baf> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<Whitestar8472> I like broccoli done in the steamer...
<Schuyler> bi bi
<Miguel> Petra - www.mirc.co.uk ;)
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Whitestar8472> Ben:  *g*
** Schuyler has signed off IRC (Quit: "Sir," I said to the universe, "I exist!" ... "That," said the universe, "creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever." Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy)
<Corsair> WS: sames
<thepenguinweekly> i like brocolli fried in soy sauce or oyser sauce
<<Majel>>  BETTER now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about DELIVERY 
<<Majel>>  "It's all in the DELIVERY!"
<Nemi> maybe there's a checkbox hidden somewhere in a 47th subfolder of some obscure directory....
<Wizzard> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Corsair> keep
<Miguel> keep
<baf> keep
<thepenguinweekly> neutral
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<Nemi> cut
<<Majel>>  DELIVERY now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about SNEEZE 
<<Majel>>  "Now to wait for a SNEEZE..."
<Wizzard> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<A-I-S-H-A-E> found it :D
<Corsair> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<baf> keep
<Miguel> neutral
<Whitestar8472> Petra:  yay!
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<A-I-S-H-A-E> automation
<ThunderDragon> cut
<<Majel>>  SNEEZE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about LOOPHOLES 
<<Majel>>  "They know all the LOOPHOLES."
<Corsair> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Miguel> cut
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<baf> keep
<Nemi> cut
<Whitestar8472> neutral
<<Majel>>  LOOPHOLES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about COMFORT 
<<Majel>>  "COMFORT. thy name is straw . . ."
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Miguel> cut
<Whitestar8472> cut
<thepenguinweekly> cut
<baf> cut
<Nemi> cut
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<ThunderDragon> cut
<<Majel>>  COMFORT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about CANDY 
<<Majel>>  "Gee. I should have asked for CANDY. too."
<Corsair> cut
<Wizzard> cxut
<Miguel> cut
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Dr_Gonzo> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Nemi> cut
<baf> keep
<<Majel>>  CANDY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[4 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Wizzard asks about SHAME 
<<Majel>>  "SHAME about the taste"
<Whitestar8472> keep
<Corsair> keep    -this one's cute
<Dr_Gonzo> keep
<Miguel> keep
<ThunderDragon> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<thepenguinweekly> keep
<Nemi> keep
<baf> keep
<<Majel>>  SHAME now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Dr_Gonzo> it is
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  TANTRUM [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  DELIVERY [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SNEEZE [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SHAME [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Corsair> vote4 shame
<Miguel> vote4 shame
<Dr_Gonzo> vote4 shame
<Nemi> vote4 shame
<Miguel> hehe
<Wizzard> bote4 sneeze
<Whitestar8472> vote4 shame
<thepenguinweekly> vote4 shame
<Wizzard> vote4 sneeze
<baf>  vote4 shame
<Miguel> boat?
* Miguel sails *
<A-I-S-H-A-E> im... dreaming of a shadow aishae, just like the ones on neope-ets,,,,, with eyes a glistnin' and ears a pointin',,,,
<Whitestar8472> and that's probably the first and only time most of us will be seen saying that ;)
<Dr_Gonzo> sneeze doesn't make sense... she doesn't have the straw up her nose
<Miguel> WS - even *I* forbore from comment there!
* Nemi observes that a line probably has a lot better chances the further down the list it appears.... *
<Whitestar8472> Ben:  *g*
<Dr_Gonzo> I should have thought of that when I suggested it ;P
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  SNEEZE scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  SHAME scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12
<Miguel> Nemi - vote4 wizzard :P
<A-I-S-H-A-E> vote4 shame
<A-I-S-H-A-E> oops
<Wizzard> What a SHAME, we have a winner! ;)
<Corsair> Wow, no Queens or princesses in this one
<Whitestar8472> heh ;)
<Whitestar8472> whoa
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
* Miguel splits *
<Whitestar8472> that's unusual ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> yay
<A-I-S-H-A-E> :D
<Dr_Gonzo> for shame, for shame ;)
<Whitestar8472> Ben:  sounds painful ;)
<Miguel> I could take no more ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> im... dreaming of a shadow aishae, just like the ones on neope-ets,,,,, with eyes a glistnin' and ears a pointin',,,,
<A-I-S-H-A-E> mishi
<A-I-S-H-A-E> shado aidshae plushie :D
<Whitestar8472> yeeeah? ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> irl
<Whitestar8472> mmmm!!
<Wizzard> Ok, anyone wants to say something which goes into the log?
<Whitestar8472> ooh nice!
* Corsair rushes to the kitchen for another refill....shaken, not stirred.
<Whitestar8472> eh
* A-I-S-H-A-E would murder an aishae plushie
<thepenguinweekly> neep
* A-I-S-H-A-E pokes neo who wont sell em
<Whitestar8472> next time you see me at a JS I'll be 30? :P ;)
<A-I-S-H-A-E> wow
* Miguel hands Petra the word 'for' <-- want this? :P
<Whitestar8472> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! :P ;)
<Dr_Gonzo> Corsair: daquiris again? :)
<thepenguinweekly> *smart remark not found*
<Nemi> I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that soft cheese is runny
<Whitestar8472> goodgod ;)
<Wizzard> next time you'll see me at a js, i'll be using adsl
<Whitestar8472> goodgood, even :P ;)
<Whitestar8472> ooh cool, Guido! :D
<Miguel> Nemi - the cat's eaten it
<baf> comment: i think it would be good to see the punchlines in the final vote
<Miguel> (where's Anubis when you need him?!)
<Whitestar8472> lol!
<Wizzard> ok, shutting up majel...
<Miguel> WS - Python reference
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