OKAY, JS NOW STARTING... *** EofS sets mode: +o johnfoc wheee His name is my name toooooo ...by the name of John Cook ;) That's John Jacob Jinglehimer SCHMIDT actually lene We'll start with Sev Trek (the ENterforaprize toon) we have a john cook at work ;) YAY. VOTE CUT/KEEP on FLUX :) QUIET PEOPLE, genuis at work... ;0) keep Cut cut Cut cut cut Geuius? You? :-P cut * Memo_ReadingTheBoard needs to look at the toom well u arent genius :P ;) moo? toon Whatever... Boing? FLUX: 1 keep, 6 cuts FLUX IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on PLUG Even if I kept, it would still be cut, right? Yes Memo Cut cut Memo - and some ive always found whatever to be very dismissivly rude - i must have a word with someone i know about the use of whatever.. ;) keep cut Cut cut cut This thing is taking BUTT long to load... *grumbles* Who Be Psytor? He be me. noob Ahh... yep CUT noobiesnack * Memo_ReadingTheBoard is now able to judge new guy.. now shush, the more chatting he harder it is to count the votes hand off. I'm not food *** TheAcknowledgement is now known as Aishae * Memo_ReadingTheBoard quites down *** Memo_ReadingTheBoard is now known as AdmiralMemo PLUG - 7 cuts, 1 keep *** EofS changes topic to 'Manual judging is in session, PLEASE keep chatting to a minimum, it's not easy you know :P' PLUG IS CUT *** Retrieving #sevtrek info... meep VOTE CUT/KEEP on LOGIC keep keep cut keep KEEP! Ah... Just what I was going to change the topic to Keep cut keep boy, I'm really going against the grain :-) neutral I just told friend in messenger that "JC is doing the JS, manually" to which the predictable response came.... "bad thoughts, anyone?" hehe NEMI!!! LOGIC - 6 keeps, 2 cuts sorry :P LOGIC IS KEPT lol VOTE CUT/KEEP on DESTROY cut Cut cut cut keep Neutral keep cut cut I've already been told I'm naughty ;) and the finalists page isn't loading.... mrr i tell you often youre a naughty nemi! but E is naughty too - just in a different way ;) SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *** Nemi sets mode: +v Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie DESTROY: 6 cuts, 2 keeps DESTROY IS CUT * AdmiralMemo trouts speakers now we can tell mayo to keep her voice down as well.... * Nemi ducks and runs * quack * AdmiralMemo chickens and walks VOTE CUT/KEEP on BABYSITTING cut neutral keep * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie Silently Hits Nemi with a Dead Badger * KEEP! cut keep JEEP Err... KEEP cut :P thats the best imo BABTSITTING - 4 keeps, 3 cuts BABYSITTING IS KEPT yay VOTE CUT/KEEP on INTELLIGENCE Keep. keep keep keep neutral cut I liked this one NEUTRAL keep *** Quits: EofS (Ping timeout) ack * AdmiralMemo kicks ping keep *follows Es PC and pokes it to death* :( INTELLIGENCE - 6 keeps, 1 cut * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie thinks "Keep" is a Funny word. * INTELLIGENCE IS KEPT VOTE CUT/KEEP on IQ cut cut cut keep cut cut keep cut cut IQ - 7 cuts, 2 keeps IQ IS KEPT Wha? ehm, yay? ...? lol Oops, I mean IQ IS CUT *g* ah, snif hehe ;) That better. sevgate *chants* Good to see everyone is paying attention (except me :-) VOTE CUT/KEEP on REMINDER cut cut cut cut cut cut *** Parts: Aishae cut cut ouch, that's brutal! REMINDER IS... uh... CUT! Looks like an all cut VOTE CUT/KEEP on CANDY Cut? Try slashed to ribbons? ;) *** Joins: EofShnarf wb cut cut cut keep neutral keep cut cut wb Current punch? candy CANDY CANDY Candy How on earth did REMINDER get INTO the finalists, anyway? CANDY - 5 cuts, 2 keeps AdmiralMemo - I must've been distracted by Gaby when I let that one through :-) CANDY IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on IDIC cut cut cut neutral cut keep cut Keep, though it could have a much cleaner opening - something like "We believe in IDIC" Oops *blushes* keep EofS - I always reserve the right to tidy up the wording on the winning punchline. I do it almost every week look, now you're not alone anymore ;) JC.... Eventually I'll set up Ratsy so I can edit the finalists before they got the finalists page (I've been meaning to do that for months) If you will promise to change to what E says, I'll change to KEEP * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie searches file cabinet for tylonal cold. * John - yeah, but people often don't vote on stuff in the JS because they don't like it how it is Okay, if IDIC wins, I'll change it to "I believe in IDIC..." (And of course it should then be Investigating not investigate ;0) Or "We believe *nods* OK... Then KEEP IDIC - 3 keeps, 5 cuts Hmm, that wasa lot of discussion for nothing :-) I wouldn't vote keep unless the meaning was changed as well.... hehe I believe so. *runs* * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout Okay, time to vote on the finalists... There were four keeps much ado about finalists - but what else is new? 4? I wrote down only 3 finalists: (Emma - you forgot the emphasis ;) ) LOGIC, BABYSITTING AND INTELLIGENCE What was the fourth? JC, EofS, Whitestar, Memo - all kept IDIC * Nemi slaps Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie around a bit with a large trout WS - I wasn't making a joke, I was being serious I know - sorry EofS - that makes 4 keeps, 5 cuts,right? It's still cut... Now VOTE! VOTE4 BABYSITTING vote4 logic vote4 INTELLIGENCE Okay, everyone please VOTE4 your finalists Vote4 logic vote4 intelligence VOTE4 logic vote4 logic vote4 INTELLIGENCE (just because I lack it, doesn't mean I can't vote for it! ;-)) vote4 LOGIC (I thought Memo revoted to keep, not that it was his first vote ;0) (I DID revote to keep.) (Oh, from neutral. Oops) (But anyway...) Final tally: INTELLIGENCE 3, LOGIC 5, BABYSITTING 1 I like logic, but I thought she remained onboard out of free will? Nemi - meh, it's ok to be slightly inaccurate if it's funny Is Babysitting cut? Should I revote? depends on when the comic is set, I guess It's a JOKE nemi Plus for much of first season she didnt' want to be there free will? pfff, hiding emotions once again? That too BABYSITTING IS CUT - could AdmiralMemo revote? sheesh MAYO, will you lighten UP already? :P Too bad Logic isn't here tonight, she'd have loved this ;) meh, they only just started showing it on tv here...and ofcourse when I have rehearsals.....typical. * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout Yeah VOTE4 LOGIC Final tally: INTELLIGENCE 3, LOGIC 6 Seems pretty clear - LOGIC wins! YAY!!! Hooray for Logic! :-D yay! :) Moving onto SPANDEXMAN! :-) VOTE CUT/KEEP on SNOT keep keep From Spandex Woman to Spandex Man... ;-) keep cut cut cut (Memo: hehe) why are there two lines about flies for dinner? oh and cut heheheeheh Cut Just noticed that, Nemi... JOHN? TALLY ON SNOT - 3 keeps, 5 cuts maybe one fly doesn't fill up a tummy completely? SNOT IS CUT My mistake - DINNER should be cut Moving onto next punchline... VOTE CUT/KEEP on ROCKS cut cut cut cut neutral cut keep almost all cut... ROCKS IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on WALLS Hey... Rocks ARE cut... :-P keep cut cut keep Cut cut neutral cut test 47 ? Did JC die or something? 47 Thanks TALLY ON SNOT - 2 keeps, 5 cuts SNOT IS CUT just counting his toes ;) Ewwww.... Who wants to cut snot? :-P Whoa... wern't we on to anothe punchline by then? Oops, that all applies to WALLS - WALLS IS CUT Thought we were voting on WALLS...? yersh that's better Sorry, I tried to write an email while i was doing this - I'll stick to concentrating on the job at hand :-) LOL heh ;) VOTE CUT/KEEP on BUGS cut keep keep cut cut cut cut *** Quits: EofShnarf (Connection reset by peer) :( TALLY ON BUGS - 2 keeps, 5 cuts *** Joins: EofShnarf Hold on a sec, there's a cat in our backyard, I have to go get the hose... wb Just clap *** Nemi sets mode: +v EofShnarf yahooo.... *** Nemi sets mode: +v Leander HEY!!! NO KITTY ABUSE!!! calm down What's wrong with having a cat in the yard???! finally someone who understands the troubles of cats in the backyard. Thanks Nemi, I got sick of typing out the identity thing if it's not yours, a lot It's probably just the neighbors, I'm starting to get a little annoyed, and not just cus you kept slapping me for not being quiet :P Psy - mostly that they kill birds and dig up plants Heh... *** Nemi sets mode: -v Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie they "donate" stuff on the lawn...so next time you mow it...your shoes will be very "happy". Oh well, this n00b's had enough. Later people * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie grumbles... * Never mind, Gaby scared it away before I could get to it (who needs a guard dog when you've got toddlers) Bye ciao goodnight You take things to serously *** Parts: PsyTor Lol LOL VOTE CUT/KEEP on SPOTS keep John - lol cut Oh, John, I have something to tell you after the session cut cut I can't stand ppl who let their cats out anyway.... keep a strict indoors cat or don't have a cat at all so *that's* where that cat from TT came from! Keep LOL @ Gaby EofS - I'll hang around. I've got something to announce too KEEP cut Hey, JC... That could be another cartoon! Gaby being like "OOOHHH!!! ANOTHER kitty!" Leander - actually the cat in TT is Gaby's grandmother's cat who she chases and terrorises whenever we visit It's called Kitty - imaginative name hehe hehe :-P "I call my cat Cat" we still on spots? STATUS ON SPOTS - 3 keeps , 3 cuts Yeah, I think so who here is a fan of the ferengi columnist on startrek.com! SPOTS IS KEPT FOR NOW erm, I mean "?" ;) wazzat? I keep up with him VOTE CUT/KEEP on ANGST keep He's funny... Nothing too great, though Keep cut CUT. neutral KEEP keep he's the only reason to keep checking the site for updates.... STATUS ON SPOTS - 4 keeps , 2 cuts SPOTS IS KEPT (I've never read his stuff) hmmm, only heard about it once or twice...didn't seem interesting at the time DANGIT, I MEANT ANGST IS KEPT FOR NOW * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie ish getting diiiiizy. * heh Back in a sec, Gaby is helping herself to milk and cereal in the kitchen... Oh boy Run - fast! aaah, they grow up so fast Heeheehee If I had a dog, I'd name is Bach how did she get teh fridge open? if I had a bat, I'd call it Lost. Or Barthes, which today I was hearing as Bark ;0) Silly lecturer... heh ;) If I had a marble, I'd call it Lost too I have MARBLES!!! Or possibly silly Emma ;0) * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie BOINGS. * * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie looks around silent room looking bored. * you're the one who told us all to be quiet :P No I didn't wielding a trout over our heads, no less ;) I Never said that! * Leander gives group hug hm.. we finished? I wasn't paying attention, didn't want to vote on the last two comps.. well one can safely draw the conclusion that's what your intention was.... no No they can't Nope... JC is getting Gaby out of the fridge cause it weren't still on spandexman person thingie just felt like pelting me with smelly ole trout? Trouts are FUN!!! and yelling "NEMI!!!!" everytime I said something? :P That was ONCE And that were not an Angry Nemi That were a I can't belive you said sommat so badthoughificated Nemi well it's not an angry Nemi now either, but it is an annoyed Nemi *** Quits: EofShnarf (Ping timeout) Back again, sorry it took so long... * Th`kya pats Nemi and Mayo okay, you 2, cool down I'm not mad ...Gaby had already spilt biscuits and milk all over the bench, dripping down on the floor... No prob, JC... Let's see if EShapes gets back soon Now hug and be friends? ... no use crying over it though WB John (sorry about the sick joke, couldn't resist) I wish how dare you speak of hugs in my presence? :P * Whitestar8472 groans! see? Heh... Not sick, John... Simply corny... She HATES me!!! nemi, anti-hugs then? ;-) *** Joins: EofShnarf * Th`kya pounce-huggles Nemi oi! * AdmiralMemo gets the microwave and pops corny joke wb, Emma * Nemi bites Th'kya * Back to the JS againthen... VOTE CUT/KEEP on SPRAY I not a huggy person :P Mayo, I'm not a mindreader but I'm fairly sure she doesn't hate you keep KEEP cut no, but you are now a *hugged* person ;) CUT keep cut blast! foiled again.... Cut, ugh STATUS ON SPRAY - 3 keeps, 4 cuts SPRAY IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on NONSENSE keep CUT Keep cut cut keep STATUS ON NONSENSE - 3 keeps, 3 cuts NONSENSE IS KEPT FOR NOW VOTE CUT/KEEP on BOTHER cut cut cut keep cut cut STATUS ON BOTHER - 1 keeps, 5 cuts BOTHER IS CUT DINNER IS CULLED (I should've culled it yesterday) So now it's time to vote4 the 3 finalists... *** Quits: EofShnarf (Connection reset by peer) *sigh* VOTE4 either SPOTS, ANGST or NONSENSE Peer is getting annoying Man, Emma is *not* having a good evening Agreed hmm angst VOTE4 angst VOTE4 ANGST vote2 abstain Vote4 Nonsence *** Joins: EofShnarf Shall we just assume I'm welcomed back and thanksful :0P We're voting E I don't like any of those. Finalists? (wb) ANGST, SPOTS, or NONSENSE *** Nemi sets mode: +v EofShnarf VOTE4 NONSENSE *** Nemi sets mode: +v Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie Cheers No Sev, Sherlock Mike? :P Vote4 angst counsellor memo *nods* *EofShnarf* Well I'm thankful for what you did ...but does he do the accent...? ;) Look... E asked... I responded. she did? *EofShnarf* Even if no one else seems to realise I can't automagically know what we're doing when I reenter ;0) FINALLY TALLY: ANGST 3, NONSENSE 2, SPOTS 0 Geez! Maybe I shouldn't help out people from now on uh yesh... she did. * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie ducks. we meant the 'we're voting' thing.. oh. which is, you know.. we've sorta been doing that for an hour Can anyone who hasn't voted please make a choice between ANGST or NONSENSE that alone isn't very helpful ;) heheeheheheheeheh Well it told me what I needed to know, which was the point Otherwise it'll be a sevqueen decision... Tic.. toc... I wouldn't have said "We're voting" when we were still in "Cut/Keep" stage I said angst Because we don't vote then oh? what's that called then? Me already voted We refine the finalists. :-D cutting? Elimination Yeah... WS got it Nemi - I think Imightn't have counted yours as there wasn't a vote4 and I overlooked it. Okay, FINAL TALLY ANGST 4, NONSENSE 2 Guys! Could we end this argument - what Memo said, made sense to me, the person it was aimed at, and I am grateful that he said it Has anyone abstained? I'm abstaining from this entire comp y? Didn't Leander abstain ? I abstained for the final vote yeah Well, tentative winner ANGST with the possibility of a mini-overrule with NONSENSE when I run it past the Sevqueen :-) moving onto TERRIBLE TWOS * AdmiralMemo grumbles about a pointless argument becoming so heated VOTE CUT/KEEP on NAP Nice to know the Cook relationship is one of equals :0) KEEP!!! *g* keep CUT keep keep EofS - it's give and take - I give, she takes :-) keep hehe Hmm, I might delete that comment from the log just in case she reads it! * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie wonders how much toothpaste one can swaloow before getting sick. * careful, she might hear you ;) keep I wouldn't try it, Mayo... shouldn't this line be 'He'll get back to you.. ' ? Otherwise I don't get it o.O pfff, lots of other logs to cover it all up by then, no? Note on NAP - I wil change "she'll" to "he'll" if it wins right.. in that case keep Oh, yes, I was meant to wittily say "She'll? Something you're not telling us John" ;0) :-) STATUS ON NAP - 5 keeps, 1 cut NAP IS KEPT But I got caught up in teasing him another way heh ;) VOTE CUT/KEEP on FUSS cut cut keep cut cut neutral keep Cut (I nearly typed vote4 fuss. Which was random) * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie higgles. * *g* STATUS ON FUSS - 2 keeps, 4 cuts FUSS IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on ANYTHING cut KEEP cut keep cut neutral Cut STATUS ON ANYTHING - 2 keeps, 4 cuts ANYTHING IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on STEALING cut neutral keep I just dunno about this one keep for now KEEP neutral This one is good! Cut keep It's exactly what I'd mentally hear from a toddler STATUS ON STEALING - 4 keeps, 2 cuts STEALING IS KEPT VOTE CUT/KEEP on YOU cut CUT keep keep :P keeo *EofShnarf* Joan surely erk... keep keep Cut STATUS ON YOU - 4 keeps, 3 cuts We're keeping YOU around, I guess... :-P YOU IS KEPT FOR NOW Are John, are :0P mrr.. you can finish this Js without me, right? :P I'll be on msn heh, you took the words right...off my fingertips *** Quits: Th`kya (Quit: *waves*) Night, Th'kya, then... s'matter meepie moo? EofS - lol, thank you, grammar police :-) VOTE CUT/KEEP on AWAKE *** TD is now known as LotM cut cut cut Yet, no one laughed at my "Walls ARE cut..." this one is okay but I guess NAP is the same joke but better worded didn't see it cut Cut cut cut AdmiralMemo - Iwas laughing on the inside :-) (okay, I didn't see it either) Neither did I :S * AdmiralMemo notes what too much chatting does to funny lines STATUS ON AWAKE - 0 keeps, 7 cuts AWAKE IS KEPT... NO WAIT, CUT! Who IS this TD/LotM? no one seemed to enjoy my joke, which I told just when I joined, either VOTE CUT/KEEP on MINE cut cut Mayo - Thunderdragon/Lord of the Monkeys ahhhhh cut they're neighbours Cut Which are two different people on the same computer cut cut *EofShnarf* *Resists urge to correct to who* ;0) cut TD also happen to have two other connections open and in this channel, as HidoiMidoriRyuu and ThunderDragon ic could you explain that then, please? cus I really don't see the point of having 3 nicks in the same channel :P he can't sit at all 3 putors at the same time.... dunnah. Heh... Well, I think he's multi-tasking at different comps and will chat when he gets a chance, no matter which computer he's at I forget why he keeps two in normally, but the third is because he's at LotM's place The HMR nick is his fileserver nick, IIRC I'm jelous that he has more than 1 computer *** Quits: johnfoc (Ping timeout) bleh, I'd just log out if I'm somewhere else and can log in there.... oh NO!!!! meep? Ack! JC just left! * AdmiralMemo kills Ping Ohhh boy... I have 3 myself, but one of them is this piece of junk and another is 9 years old.... * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie runs around in circles panicking. * The JS is Falling! The JS is Falling!!! If/when he gets back, tell him MINE was CUT I'd be more than happy to give you one so you can have more than one computer as well if you like ;) * AdmiralMemo did the counting Nah. Ok, what's going on? * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie huggles her laptop. * JC crashed, Corsair Corsair - chaos The JS ic FALLING!!!! it liveth *** Joins: johnfoc Ohhh. When will the JS start? YAY!!!! wb + John It's been going on for about an hour Corsair * Nemi thwaps March Hare * Welcome back, johnfoc! -> [#sevtrek] SOUND * Corsair goes : Whaaaaa? Sorry bout that - got disconnected by a phone call from Wendy who is out buying birthday presents for Gaby ah. Okay, where were we? MINE MINE was just CUT So when do we get the first strip of The Troublesome Threes? ;0) VOTE CUT/KEEP on HUNG cut Cut lol keep hehe keep neutral keep EofS - actually, I thought I'd do Terrible Twos for 10 years (assuming it's successful enough to continue) then I'll end it and start Terrible Teens :-) *g* wow, almost over.... Ah... Sounds like a good plan, JC I've already got the first comic strip written - a teen version of the very first Terrible Two strip and then Terrible Tweens? (Wow, this means that TT was meant to be launched a year ago next Friday. Or the Wednesday after And when was it launched again? ;0) keep Leander - LOL, never occurred to me but yeah, sounds fantastic! yay EofS - I actually drew the first TT on 10/10/2002 but then I never was able to continue it until early 2003 Anyway, back to the JS: STATUS ON HUNG - 3 cuts, 3 keeps HUNG IS KEPT FOR NOW VOTE CUT/KEEP on TELL cut KEEP!!! CUT - STEALING was better keep keep Much more concise Cut cut Are you still going on? it's an hour and a half now, isn't it? Yeah STATUS ON TELL - 4 cuts, 3 keeps TELL IS CUT VOTE CUT/KEEP on EAR Yeah, but that's what a manual does... Especially with disconnects cut CUT *** ThunderDragon sets mode: +o johnfoc *** ThunderDragon sets mode: +v LotM And toddlers And cats neutral keep Cut heh keep STATUS ON EAR - 3 cuts, 2 keeps Noone else voting? mrr I change my vote to cut in that case, EAR IS CUT * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie trys to find the first terrible twos cartoon. * Anyway... Onto voting... time to vote4 the finalist finalists... LOL @ JC -> [#sevtrek] SOUND JC = Van Gogh PLEASE VOTE4 NAP, STEALING, YOU, HUNG Vote4 nap VOTE4 STEALING (I'm not quite that mad yet although another year at home with Gaby oughtta do it) Vote4 nap hehe, reminds me of the gag with the Van Gogh teacup....ear fell off. vote4 NAP vote4 you Who's not voting? Still deciding. Ah... vote4 hung All voted? FINAL TALLY - NAP 3, STEALING 1, YOU 1, HUNG 1 3 naps, 3 non-naps hmm, tricky one I'd go with NAP unless the voters for STEALING, YOU AND HUNG want to switch ships Come on! STEALING is quick and concise! so is Nap I'm staying with "you" here...now, if the nappers wanna switch.... ;-) Mmm, nap - sleeeeeeeep! ;) Nap isn't as quick or as funny * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie knocks Memo around with a flounder vote4 you yay! * AdmiralMemo knocks Mayo around with an orca * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie squishes Memo with a sardine FINAL TALLY - NAP 3, STEALING 1, YOU 2, HUNG 1 Can you say overkrill? I mean kill lol hehe *g* I think I'll leave this up to Sevqueen LOL @ Eshapes -> [#sevtrek] SOUND Or Princess, JC? And yet, when you do that, I hear nothing. or we could cull stealing and hung force two ppl to revote.... If you cull stealing, I'm abstaining force ONE person to revote then Ok, when did Petra change her name ot Memo :0P AdmiralMemo - the randomness of Gaby choosing was too stressful a process for me - I'd rather the control of having Wendy choose :-) heh ;) * AdmiralMemo looks confuzzled Where DID petra go...? I just realised I didn't notice Petr disappeared :/ So thus concludes the Judging Session - thanx to all judges for attending err... Yay? Heh... Mmmkay... oooh 2:15 am here...I'd better go see.....if I can make myself an omelette. * Mayo_the_Chronic_Newbie Boings. * Before everyone goes, I've got one thing to say... Jc - so much the better the fewer choices you have then! if it's a tie between two it's easier to let Gaby choose Need the log, JC? I can easily get it. Prolly during one of my (many) abscences AdmiralMemo - yes please oooh.... I can, but it would take a while; my logfile is, erm, very large. ;) Officially over, then.