* Majel changes topic to 'Judging is now in session in #sevtrek' * *** · · · JUDGING SESSION HAS BEGUN * *** · · · VISIT THIS NOW: - http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php - * *** · · · STARTING: COMPETITION NR: 1, NAME: sev space tv * *** · · · COMPETITION * *** · · · MORALE * *** · · · ATTRACTIVE * *** · · · GUTS * *** · · · COMPUTER i mean i thought only hosts could access majel * *** · · · FIRE * *** · · · INTERNS * *** · · · READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: COMPETITION * *** · · · Not after I get rid of all the COMPETITION. <_5618_> cut But Cut neutral cut Those who are fully trained Sevpersons get access to Majel. cut cut * *** · · · THE LINE COMPETITION HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 04 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ so thats anyone in compsci ;) * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: MORALE * *** · · · At least agent MORALE has gone up. unlike agent productivity... *Remembers pictures she drew of the Sevmen team a couple of years ago* Man were they BAD! cut Keep <_5618_> cut cut neutral neutral Pictures of Sevmen team? *gets interested* I should imagine they were recycled (or buried very deeply in my room) some time ago I'm afraid keep * *** · · · THE LINE MORALE HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 02 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: ATTRACTIVE * *** · · · She's ATTRACTIVE and uses computers. The nerds can't get enough of her! cut keep neutral cut Keep <_5618_> keep neutral cur cut * *** · · · THE LINE ATTRACTIVE HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 02 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: GUTS * *** · · · Yes! All female agents hate her GUTS! cut cut <_5618_> keep cut PirateAishae ;0) cut cut <_5618_> cut Cut neutral * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: COMPUTER * *** · · · Marshmallow. he's just here for the COMPUTER cos i said cur?" ARRR! cut lol! Giving in to peer pressure David? cut <_5618_> cut keep cut Cut <_5618_> yeah * *** · · · THE LINE COMPUTER HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 04 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ keep * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FIRE what happend with guts? * *** · · · Annoying sin't it? I'd FIRE her if she wasn't so damn hot! keep this is my fav keep keep mine too Neutral keep <_5618_> keep i only like it cos its a contradiction Guts was cut neutral doesnt make me laugh much tho * *** · · · THE LINE FIRE HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 05 - NEUTRAL: 02 - CUT: 00 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: INTERNS * *** · · · The female INTERNS sure don't! says the same as some of the others (that Dixon likes her too) but in a funnier way "Isn't" needs correcting cut Cut neutral cut cut cut <_5618_> cut cut * *** · · · THE LINE INTERNS HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 07 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · ATTRACTIVE 30 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · FIRE 50 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · VOTE4 YOUR FAVORITE LINE * *** · · · ATTRACTIVE 30 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · FIRE 50 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" vote4 fire vote2 abstain vote4 fire vote4 fire vote4 fire vote2 abstain vote4 fire <_5618_> vote4 fire * *** · · · FIRE has received: 5 votes * *** · · · of 10 judges there were 3 that didn't vote. <_5618_> FIRE WINS * *** · · · NOT LISTENING TO COMMANDS * *** · · · STARTING: COMPETITION NR: 2, NAME: Sev Space Movie * *** · · · PATROLS * *** · · · DORCS * *** · · · CAMP * *** · · · SEARCHLIGHT * *** · · · BEACON * *** · · · HEADLIGHT pink suits u david ;) * *** · · · LOOKOUT * *** · · · IMPROVED * *** · · · CAFFEINE heh * *** · · · READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: PATROLS * *** · · · Don't complain. he's gotten us past three Dorc PATROLS. think of it as very light purple? ;) cut <_5618_> cut Can't believe my "pinkeye" line didn't make it.... cut tell that to nemi neutral iuts blasphemy ;) heh keep * *** · · · THE LINE PATROLS HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 05 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ neutral keep what was the line bill? * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: DORCS * *** · · · That *would* explain why DORCS keep giving us the thumbs up! keep Corsair - to be honest, I don't recall seeing a pinkeye punchline when choosing the finalists <_5618_> keep keep neutral Cut keep Oh, It didn't score well. Bill - that would be because it isn't a variation on the light/searchlight/beacon 'joke' cut keep * *** · · · THE LINE DORCS HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 05 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 02 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: CAMP * *** · · · At least we don't need a CAMP fire at night anymore... keep <_5618_> Kill Bill Cut keep what was your punchline bill? cut <_5618_> keep cut E: Yesss, and your point is? corsair - I only choose finalists from the top 150 rating punchlines cut That most of the finalists are variations on that 'joke' - hence yours not getting in * *** · · · THE LINE CAMP HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ ack, noooo...not that movie.......ugh.....don't wanna see that, not part one, nor part two.... Damn fangirls! Heh. It was meant to be a thinly veiled comment on the finalists ;0) yeah and i dont find that joke abouit the light too funny - well not the ones given * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: SEARCHLIGHT * *** · · · On the other hand. he makes an excellent SEARCHLIGHT. cut cut cut Cut <_5618_> cut cut cut * *** · · · THE LINE SEARCHLIGHT HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 07 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ <_5618_> moo baa * QuestionablePicturesAishae tries once more * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: BEACON * *** · · · I don't know. but that BEACON is sure keeping us off the rocks. * _5618_ sets mode: -v QuestionablePicturesAishae BILL = tell me your pinkeye punchline, please. cut * _5618_ sets mode: +v QuestionablePicturesAishae neutral meep Hmmmm, think that's the trouble if some finalists are similar.....they tend to pull themselves down...at least for me, I think. cut cut <_5618_> cut i agree leander it becomes old after the session keep Leander - yup. If I'm not too fond of a joke concept, by the fifth finalist using it I'm not even going to consider neutralling it But then, LotR has always been full of rehashes keep * *** · · · THE LINE BEACON HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HEADLIGHT * *** · · · Shhh! Don't distract our new HEADLIGHT! cut <_5618_> cut Cut cut cut cut keep * *** · · · THE LINE HEADLIGHT HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 06 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: LOOKOUT * *** · · · If so. an all-seeing eye can only make him a better LOOKOUT. cut Keep cut cut cut <_5618_> cut neutral * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: IMPROVED * *** · · · At least his night vision has IMPROVED. cut cut <_5618_> oy, I hit tally cut tally ho? cut keep <_5618_> cut heh * *** · · · THE LINE IMPROVED HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 04 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ Qap'la :P tally, no... * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HEADLIGHT * *** · · · Shhh! Don't distract our new HEADLIGHT! <_5618_> cut cut * *** · · · THE LINE HEADLIGHT HAS BEEN CUT: Cut * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 06 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ basically, IMPROVED needed improvement? :P;) cut some things cant be improved upon. * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: CAFFEINE * *** · · · No. but I'd cut back on the CAFFEINE if I were him. keep cut keep keep keep Keep <_5618_> keep keep\ keep kind of a clever cross-toon ref... * *** · · · THE LINE CAFFEINE HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 07 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 01 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ I remember reading one line for this comp and immediately messaging Leander that it was the line I wanted to win * *** · · · DORCS 50 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · CAFFEINE 70 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · VOTE4 YOUR FAVORITE LINE vote4 caffeine vote4 caffeine <_5618_> vote4 caffeine vote4 caffeine vote4 caffeine vote4 dorcs (Emma: which line was that?) vote4 caffeine caffeine I don't remember, but it wasn't one of this crop ;0) oh. heh oki okay, it doesn't have to be a sevqueen for once, but to make it completely unanimous is the other end of the line! (or something like that) :-P *g* vote4 caffeine * *** · · · DORCS has received: 1 votes works for me * *** · · · CAFFEINE has received: 6 votes * *** · · · of 10 judges there were 3 that didn't vote. <_5618_> CAFFEINE WINS!!! * *** · · · NOT LISTENING TO COMMANDS * *** · · · STARTING: COMPETITION NR: 3, NAME: Terrible Twos * *** · · · ROOM * *** · · · DESERVES * *** · · · VEGGIES * *** · · · FRIDGE * *** · · · NOW * *** · · · SNACKING pink * *** · · · STATE * *** · · · HUNGRY * *** · · · STUFF * *** · · · READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES pink coffee? ehm...*backs away slowly* * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: ROOM * *** · · · On second thought. there's always ROOM for dessert! cut cut That's.. just... erm, that's... just... ;);) cut keep Cut neutral keep Neutral meep! <_5618_> keep * *** · · · THE LINE ROOM HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 02 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ <_5618_> Petra: that's keep, not meep. ;) lol i already voted heh, you took the very words right off my fingertips ;) * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: DESERVES * *** · · · A performance like that DESERVES a sweet. cut keep i was emphasising ;) <_5618_> cut neutral cut Cut im glad you phrased it THAT way mishi.,.. keep * *** · · · THE LINE DESERVES HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ "Do you want me to be reassuring or honest?" That was a line. I just like it *shrugs* heh ;) * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: VEGGIES * *** · · · .... can't eat VEGGIES. that is! cut cut Keep <_5618_> keep keep i like that line but nmot for a punch in this cut Petra - it was for the LotR comp o cut keep its a good line for life in general tho yeah *confused* frodo can't eat veggies? * *** · · · THE LINE VEGGIES HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 04 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FRIDGE * *** · · · FRIDGE full. Gaby eat! cut Keep <_5618_> cut cut neutral keep keep keep * *** · · · THE LINE FRIDGE HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 04 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: NOW * *** · · · NOW for some real food. Cut <_5618_> cut keep keep keep keep cut brb cut * *** · · · THE LINE NOW HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 04 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: SNACKING * *** · · · Of course. SNACKING doesn't count! cut Cut <_5618_> keep keep keep cut neutral cut * *** · · · THE LINE SNACKING HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 02 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: STATE * *** · · · "Full" is a STATE of mind. cut <_5618_> cut keep Keep cut keep cut test 47 47 tnx thought I split np I was just about to check, too * *** · · · THE LINE STATE HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ didn't know whether or not I'd lost my connection ;) * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HUNGRY * *** · · · All that whining sure makes me HUNGRY. <_5618_> cut cut hehe i showed my dad the beatles looking pic "ooh, beatles" keep Cut cut cut http://upload.sevspace.com/TAO/Easter04/14%20-%20Walking%20into%20town.jpg neutral I saw a satire on a group called "The Dung Beetles". funny * *** · · · THE LINE HUNGRY HAS BEEN CUT: * *** · · · KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ keep * _5618_ pokes Majel * *** · · · MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: STUFF * *** · · · The good STUFF never gets to the table. keep Cut keep cut keep keep <_5618_> Ah, lag <_5618_> keep * *** · · · THE LINE STUFF HAS BEEN KEPT: * *** · · · KEEP: 05 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 02 - SILENT: 03 * *** · · · ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ keep * *** · · · ROOM 30 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · VEGGIES 40 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · FRIDGE 40 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · NOW 40 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · STUFF 60 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" * *** · · · VOTE4 YOUR FAVORITE LINE vote4 stuff Vote4 fridge vote4 fridge vote2 abstain vote4 stuff <_5618_> vote4 now * _5618_ kicks ThunderDragon vote4 now and don't vote later? :-P hehe well, I'll vote4 now for now ;) * QuestionablePicturesAishae votes yesterday <_5618_> ·ThunderDragon· please vote? vote4 stuff I want a tally first. Then I can vote. <_5618_> :P ??? * *** · · · FRIDGE has received: 2 votes * *** · · · NOW has received: 1 votes * *** · · · STUFF has received: 3 votes * *** · · · of 10 judges there were 3 that didn't vote. Now has two votes The others are correct David - it seems Majel has ignored one of us ;) vote4 stuff <_5618_> prob me <_5618_> vote4 now gah do i have to revote now? * *** · · · FRIDGE has received: 2 votes * *** · · · NOW has received: 1 votes * *** · · · STUFF has received: 4 votes * *** · · · of 10 judges there were 3 that didn't vote. Makes me wonder what a tall blond European has done to her in the past to give her this pejudice... lmao vote4 now * *** · · · FRIDGE has received: 2 votes * *** · · · NOW has received: 1 votes * *** · · · STUFF has received: 4 votes * *** · · · of 10 judges there were 3 that didn't vote. <_5618_> narf Heh! bleh :P <_5618_> What do we do with this? Queeny or STUFF? i think queen9i Make it a queenie, we don't want Wendy to feel left out well, depending on now...if that has 3 votes, then queen...otherwise I'd say let stuff win. I'd consider voting for something else simply to test whether she was counting my vote, but I don't want to mess stuff around I'm inclined to queenie it Michelle - vote4 fridge ;0) <_5618_> EVEN I ADMIT THE POWER OF HER SEVVY HIGHNESS, QUEEN WENDY stuff in this case = the tally and the sevilians ;) FRDGE... ness hehe David ;) * *** · · · THE JUDGING SESSION STOPS HERE * Majel changes topic to 'Not in session.' * *** · · · NOT LISTENING TO COMMANDS John - if Fridge wins, the version on the finalists page is a rehash ;0) it's done. log off? EofS - I'll check that out I guess STUFF is the fav though 4 versus 2 4 versus 6 more like No, I mean 4 versus 4 I can't count :0P too much variation in votes noooooooo, it's contagious! :P;););) changed your name to Majel, eh E? mmmm....FOURRrrrrrr! *drools* :-P *Stabs Bill with a cherry blossom* there awas something interesting about 4 cant remember... <*sevman*> Come on Majel, give me a logging confirmation... David - she never sends it Or rather, she sends blank logs ;0) <_5618_> Not true EofS - she sends something but it's always a blank file these days Well aren't we Mr Smarty Dutchie Elf Pants <_5618_> yes Anyway- I gotta go, Gaby's getting very demanding, wants me to wrap presents with her who's the programmer of that mess? Uhhh, oh. Bye John See you in July John: awww :) have fun ; Latah JC! ;) bye jc They're not presents for anything in particular - just junk in scraps of paper bye hehe * @johnfoc has quit IRC (Quit: )