[17:35] *** Majel changes topic to 'Judging is now in session in #sevtrek' [17:35] * *** · · · JUDGING SESSION HAS BEGUN [17:35] * *** · · · VISIT THIS NOW: - http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php - [17:35] <_5618_> Majel is a hot sexy momma [17:35] I do not trust her... [17:35] <_5618_> ...for a bot [17:35] hehe [17:35] * *** · · · ALERT: AN UNKNOWN COMPETITION NUMBER WAS GIVEN [17:35] * *** · · · VALID NUMBERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: [17:35] * *** · · · 1 - [17:35] were you trying to convince her by flattery? [17:35] surprise! [17:35] * *** · · · THE JUDGING SESSION STOPS HERE [17:35] *** Majel changes topic to 'Not in session.' [17:35] <_5618_> d'oh [17:35] <_5618_> John! ;) [17:35] <*sevman*> I ask again, who's running the session? ;0) [17:36] it seems she doesn't respond to flattery ;) [17:36] would a swift kick in the butt do it? :p [17:36] *** ThunderDragon changes topic to 'JUDGING IN SESSION! MANUAL SESSION! EVERYONE REJOICES! GO LISTEN TO 5618'S RADIO!' [17:36] not me, I'll be posting the winners into the cartoons [17:36] lol [17:36] Somehow I don't think Johan would appreciate that, Shyva ;) [17:36] hehe [17:36] =P [17:37] Oh sure, just draw the cartoons and let us...do...the....hard....bit....uh, nevermind! ;-) [17:37] <*sevman*> Given that he's not managed to fix it since Easter, and this week he has the flu, I must admit my hopes weren't high that it would actually work ;0) [17:37] heh [17:37] how about JC spins around in a circle and to whichever punchline he points, that'll be it? =P [17:37] <*sevman*> Ulf - you wanna run it? [17:37] Am working on it... [17:37] <_5618_> He should give me a copy of the bot or something [17:37] Shyva - that's how we decide the Sevqueeners, how did you know? [17:37] lol! [17:37] that might make him a bit dizzy... then Gaby would want to join in... and that might skew the results just a little ;) [17:37] <*sevman*> Okieday Ulf [17:37] hehe [17:37] <_5618_> lol [17:37] lol [17:38] <*sevman*> Last JS from York for 7 months... :0o [17:38] Wow. [17:38] Wow...! [17:38] <_5618_> moo [17:38] baa [17:38] ...did I miss something? [17:38] meow? :p [17:38] peep [17:38] "surely not, nobody was *alive* back then!" [17:38] <*sevman*> Shyva - I dunno, what do you think you missed? [17:38] Ok, then... [17:38] Meep (on Petra's behalf) ;) [17:39] E: You're going somewhere?... [17:39] <_5618_> How're the wife and fiend... err.... I mean Gaby? [17:39] WS, are you logging? [17:39] Always [17:39] <*sevman*> Shyva - home. Then round Europe. Then home. Then I'm studying in Finland for four months [17:39] COMPETITION 1 - SEV SPACE TV - Klingoff baby names [17:39] Ah. [17:39] Clubbed to Death!!! ^^ [17:39] K. Just looked out the window, and it's Dark. Real dark. We're in for one [17:39] (*bows*) [17:39] Everyone shhh now, TD is doing the JS. [17:39] ...Sunny here... [17:39] okies [17:39] <*sevman*> Dark here too ;0) *Shuts up* [17:40] We'll pick one after you get over that bad COUGH! [17:40] <_5618_> moo [17:40] keep [17:40] cut [17:40] keep [17:40] cut [17:40] cut [17:40] neutral [17:40] cut [17:40] <_5618_> neutral [17:40] <*sevman*> Cut [17:40] CUT [17:40] "Make fun of my name and I'll rip your HEART out"? [17:41] cut [17:41] cut [17:41] keep [17:41] neutral [17:41] cut [17:41] cut [17:41] keep [17:41] neutral [17:41] <*sevman*> Cut [17:41] CUT [17:41] I guess it BEATS "Hach S'pit P'ting"? [17:41] keep [17:41] keep [17:41] cut [17:41] neutral [17:41] keep [17:41] keep [17:41] keep [17:42] cut [17:42] <*sevman*> Cut [17:42] KEEP [17:42] You know I'll be calling her HACKY for short. [17:42] cut [17:42] keep [17:42] cut [17:42] cut [17:42] keep [17:42] cut [17:42] <*sevman*> Cut [17:42] cut [17:43] CUT [17:43] Sounds more like his first WORDS! [17:43] cut [17:43] cut [17:43] keep [17:43] neutral [17:43] keep [17:43] cut [17:43] cut [17:43] <*sevman*> Neutral [17:43] <_5618_> cut [17:43] CUT [17:44] cut [17:44] "I'm not CHOKING, that's my name"? [17:44] cut [17:44] cut [17:44] neutral [17:44] cut [17:44] keep [17:44] cut [17:44] keep [17:44] keep [17:44] <_5618_> neutral [17:44] <*sevman*> Neutral [17:44] CUT [17:44] Why not just name it "T'ease Me" and get it OVER with? [17:44] *** CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [17:44] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v CptThomas [17:44] cut [17:44] cut [17:45] oh god no [17:45] keep [17:45] not manual [17:45] <_5618_> wb [17:45] (wb, Thomas) [17:45] wb and shhhh [17:45] punchline ? [17:45] Why not just name it "T'ease Me" and get it OVER with? [17:45] neutral [17:45] <_5618_> cut [17:45] cut [17:45] KEEP [17:45] cut [17:45] <*sevman*> Cut [17:45] cut [17:45] keep [17:45] CUT [17:46] I don't care for "Son of WEENIE helmsman." [17:46] cut [17:46] cut [17:46] cu [17:46] <_5618_> cut [17:46] CUT [17:46] cut [17:46] keep [17:46] cut [17:46] lines kept ? [17:46] <_5618_> ·CptThomas· ThunderDragon is doing the final votes [17:46] Please do not colorize votes... [17:46] <*sevman*> Cut [17:46] Kept: I guess it BEATS "Hach S'pit P'ting"? [17:46] only "I guess it BEATS "Hach S'pit P'ting"?" kept so far [17:46] meep ;-) [17:47] cut [17:47] CUT [17:47] We could, but I'd never be able to call him in for SUPPER. [17:47] neutral [17:47] cut [17:47] YAY FOR WEIRD AL! :-D [17:47] (o.O 8 songs?!) [17:47] neutral [17:47] cut [17:47] keep [17:47] <_5618_> 8 yes [17:47] <_5618_> cut [17:48] cut [17:48] <_5618_> keep**** [17:48] cut [17:48] cut [17:48] <*sevman*> Kepe [17:48] CUT [17:48] what was that? *lol* [17:48] lol [17:48] <_5618_> my attempt to sing [17:48] keep [17:48] <_5618_> but my throat objected [17:49] (dang... I've heard him sing the whole thing ;) ) [17:49] * Shyva patpats 5618 * don't quit your day job yet :p [17:49] WS: When??? [17:49] <_5618_> I won't [17:49] I hope you were just CLEARING your throat. [17:49] (around a month ago) [17:49] lmao [17:49] *lol!* [17:50] keep [17:50] keep [17:50] <_5618_> cut [17:50] keep [17:50] <*sevman*> Keep (Is that the punchline or responding to David's singing?) [17:50] <_5618_> lol [17:50] keep [17:50] (lol) [17:50] lol [17:50] keep [17:50] cut [17:50] (both? =P) [17:50] <_5618_> I won the SuprVision song contest with it [17:50] keep [17:50] keep [17:50] <_5618_> (I sung that and Chef - Chocolate Balls) [17:50] o.O i HATE that song [17:51] KEEP [17:51] <_5618_> hehe [17:51] Let's try and lower the SPITTLE factor shall we? [17:51] keep [17:51] (everytime it comes up in my mix i cringe *shudder*) [17:51] cut [17:51] neutral [17:51] keep [17:51] cut [17:51] (I only heard "The Saga Begins"...) [17:51] cut [17:51] <*sevman*> Keep [17:51] cut [17:51] keep [17:52] keep [17:52] <_5618_> cut [17:52] KEEP [17:52] Only when he's being PUNISHED. [17:52] cut [17:52] * _5618_ pokes ThunderDragon's colours [17:52] keep [17:52] keep [17:52] neutral [17:52] <_5618_> keep [17:52] neutral [17:52] It was 50-50 keep [17:52] <*sevman*> Cut [17:53] keep [17:53] cut [17:53] cut [17:53] <_5618_> DJ: 5618 Is currently Playing: Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradish on Liquid Radio [17:53] cut [17:53] CUT [17:54] FINAL MODE! [17:54] <_5618_> vote4 [17:54] Shortlist: [17:54] I guess it BEATS "Hach S'pit P'ting"? [17:54] I hope you were just CLEARING your throat. [17:54] Let's try and lower the SPITTLE factor shall we? [17:54] vote4 spittle [17:54] vote4 SPITTLE [17:54] vote4 clearing [17:54] <*sevman*> Vote4 spittle [17:54] <_5618_> vote4 CLEARING [17:54] vote4 clearing [17:54] vote4 BEATS [17:55] vote4 CLEARING [17:55] vote4 clearing [17:55] vote4 spittle [17:55] vote4 beats [17:55] "I have a bad fee....ah, never mind!" :-P [17:55] (hehe) [17:56] <_5618_> hehe [17:56] BEATS - 2 | CLEARING - 5 | SPITTLE - 4 [17:56] cut beats and revote?... [17:56] BEATS is CUT BY SEVMAN [17:56] <_5618_> DJ: 5618 Is currently Playing: Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana on Liquid Radio [17:56] in this case I vote4 clearing [17:56] * Shyva prods WS [17:57] vote4 clearing [17:57] (was deciding ;) ) [17:57] 47! [17:57] CLEARING - 7 | SPITTLE - 4 [17:57] sure [17:57] CLEARING wins! [17:57] <_5618_> indeed, Leander [17:57] :-D [17:58] COMPETITION 2 - SEV SPACE MOVIE - Silenced Pipsqueak [17:58] You'll be suffering from foot-in-mouth DISEASE. My foot in your mouth [17:58] *** shelob|away is now known as shelob|back [17:58] keep [17:58] keep [17:58] cut [17:58] keep [17:58] neutral [17:58] <_5618_> keep [17:58] keep [17:58] cuut [17:58] keep [17:59] CUT [17:59] * ThunderDragon is hoping to finish JS before the "song" he's listening to ends [17:59] keep [17:59] <*sevman*> NEutral (OMGWTFBBQ!!!one, Pippin isn't a Pipsqueak, if you reed the boks liek hes actuwly dead brace y r u so meen?) [17:59] lol [17:59] ...? E? [17:59] o_O [17:59] * _5618_ kicks sevman [17:59] KEEP [17:59] These SILENCING spells are harder than I thought! [17:59] cut [17:59] cut [17:59] cut [17:59] <_5618_> don't traumatise John and I. [17:59] keep [18:00] cut [18:00] <*sevman*> Cut (Guess which of those was a real tupo ;0) [18:00] cut [18:00] cut [18:00] heh [18:00] keep [18:00] keep [18:00] cut [18:00] <_5618_> DJ: 5618 Is currently Playing: Weird Al Yankovic - (This Song's Just) Six Words Long on Liquid Radio [18:00] <_5618_> cut [18:00] CUT [18:00] (What's the original song with this tune?...) [18:00] <_5618_> Uhmmm... [18:00] "I've got my mind set on you" [18:00] <_5618_> yes [18:00] <_5618_> thank you :) [18:00] Iris beat me to it [18:00] Look, just act DUMB. Er... ok just be yourself. [18:00] Sounds familiar. *lol* [18:00] cut [18:00] keep [18:00] <_5618_> cut [18:01] keep [18:01] cut [18:01] cut [18:01] cut [18:01] <*sevman*> Cut [18:01] keep [18:01] cut [18:01] CUT [18:01] The billy boyd fans won't like it if that one wins [18:01] isn't that 7 words ? [18:01] <_5618_> you're reading my thoughts, John [18:01] See these WRINKLES? I get a new one each time you open your mouth! [18:01] they're already dirty on me for the sevname 'pipsqueak' [18:01] <_5618_> song's [18:01] keep [18:01] cut [18:01] neutral [18:01] keep [18:01] kina, Cpt ;-) [18:01] cut [18:01] cut [18:02] <*sevman*> Cut [18:02] i just escaped from home and got in safe again, nobody knows everyone is sleeping [18:02] neutral [18:02] cut [18:02] <_5618_> keep [18:02] wb :) [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] you know it's weird but Lord of the Rings cartoons just don't seem to get as good punchlines as, say, Sev Trek [18:02] <_5618_> hey Lieve :D [18:02] hello [18:02] <*sevman*> (Boyd, good surname that :0) [18:02] everyone fell asleep before they could come up with a good punchline? =P [18:02] <_5618_> John: older fans write for Sev Trek [18:02] I don't know, I think some of them are quite good. [18:02] <_5618_> More kiddies on FotR [18:03] CUT [18:03] I try my best.... [18:03] sorry, stupid crack at how bloody long those movies are... >.< [18:03] <_5618_> lol [18:03] Orlando fans... [18:03] "Why can't I look in the seeing STONE?"... ring a bell? [18:03] neutral [18:03] keep [18:03] Maybe we need more punchlines from the *cough* "eldar" people then? *runs* [18:03] cut [18:03] <_5618_> keep [18:03] keep [18:03] neutral (I don't get this one) [18:03] keep [18:03] cut [18:03] <*sevman*> Neutral (LeANder!) [18:03] <_5618_> DJ: 5618 Is currently Playing: Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda on Liquid Radio [18:03] i've never won a competition and i think i know why, when i translate my punchlines tot the english it looses his fun [18:03] keep [18:03] cut [18:04] definitely 7 words :-) [18:04] *** _5618_ sets mode: +o shelob|back [18:04] KEEP [18:04] <_5618_> (too many people are the same colour ;) [18:04] :) [18:04] does this thing really only stream mp3 ? [18:05] Just leave the COMIC lines to the dwarf, ok? [18:05] cut [18:05] neutral [18:05] <_5618_> ·CptThomas· ? [18:05] cut [18:05] cut [18:05] neutral [18:05] keep [18:05] cause i'm about to smash my pc; still only 3-4secs then rebuffer [18:05] <_5618_> cut [18:05] shelob, perhaps trying to think in english already when coming up with lines then? [18:05] <*sevman*> Cut [18:05] neutral [18:05] <_5618_> bah [18:05] cut [18:05] ;cut [18:05] cut [18:05] CUT [18:06] leander: i try to, but the ratings of my punchlines don't go higher then 2.5 [18:06] You BLABBED everything to Sourone-- and he only asked the time! [18:06] cut [18:06] keep [18:06] cut [18:06] cut [18:06] awwww [18:06] keep [18:06] cut [18:06] cut [18:06] keep [18:06] <_5618_> cut [18:06] keep [18:06] <*sevman*> Cut [18:06] cut [18:06] CUT [18:06] The man will be DYING soon, let's spare him any more torture. [18:06] <*sevman*> Steal Wizzard's brain [18:06] keep! [18:06] cut [18:07] cut [18:07] keep [18:07] keep [18:07] <*sevman*> Neutral [18:07] neutral [18:07] neutral [18:07] <_5618_> neutral [18:07] neutral [18:07] * ThunderDragon gets VERY scared of Species 125's new MSN nick [18:07] <_5618_> lol [18:07] lol, so many neutrals [18:07] neutral [18:07] hehe [18:07] * _5618_ too, slightly [18:07] it's a conspiracy! <.< >.> [18:07] (what is it?) [18:07] Yaoi... *shudders* [18:07] cut [18:07] <_5618_> DJ: 5618 Is currently Playing: Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus on Liquid Radio [18:08] (5618: How many of these songs left?...) [18:08] NEUTRAL [18:08] KEEP [18:08] He's lowered the HEIGHT-requirement for new recruits! [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] neutral [18:08] neutral [18:09] the internet is slow, my nortn update is taking ages [18:09] CUT [18:09] Because people are starting to call you "MOUTH Doom". [18:09] keep [18:09] keep [18:09] keep [18:09] <_5618_> ·Shyva· want a change? [18:09] cut [18:09] cut [18:09] <_5618_> keep [18:09] <*sevman*> Keep [18:09] 5618: Yes, please? =P [18:09] keep [18:09] neutral [18:09] keep [18:09] KEEP [18:09] neutral [18:09] Because for such a SMALL guy, You've got a big mouth! [18:10] cut [18:10] cut [18:10] cut [18:10] cut [18:10] cut [18:10] cut [18:10] neutral [18:10] <_5618_> cut [18:10] neutral [18:10] <*sevman*> Cut [18:10] CUT [18:10] sunday is a happy day for mee [18:11] Angry White Boy Polka? *lol* [18:11] why? [18:11] FINAL MODE! [18:11] <_5618_> ·Shyva· what would you like to hear? [18:11] <*sevman*> (Polkas, heehee - makes me think of Good Mornign Vietnam) [18:11] me and my bf are 1 year together [18:11] :-) [18:11] :-O [18:11] <_5618_> :D [18:11] :D [18:11] ooooh! :-D [18:11] Shortlist: [18:11] You'll be suffering from foot-in-mouth DISEASE. My foot in your mouth [18:11] "Why can't I look in the seeing STONE?"... ring a bell? [18:11] The man will be DYING soon, let's spare him any more torture. [18:11] Because people are starting to call you "MOUTH Doom". [18:11] vote4 mouth [18:11] vote4 MOUTH [18:11] vote4 stone [18:11] vote4 disease [18:11] vote4 mouth [18:11]