[17:43] if this one fails, I say we give up for now [17:43] * ***** · · · ALERT: AN UNKNOWN COMPETITION NUMBER WAS GIVEN [17:43] * ***** · · · VALID NUMBERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: [17:43] * ***** · · · 1 - [17:43] * ***** · · · ALERT: AN UNKNOWN COMPETITION NUMBER WAS GIVEN [17:43] * ***** · · · VALID NUMBERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: [17:43] * ***** · · · 1 - [17:43] Yep, forget it for now - we need Johan [17:43] * ***** · · · READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES [17:43] David, that was... random! [17:44] * ***** · · · NOT LISTENING TO COMMANDS [17:44] * ***** · · · ALERT: AN UNKNOWN COMPETITION NUMBER WAS GIVEN [17:44] * ***** · · · VALID NUMBERS ARE AS FOLLOWS: [17:44] * ***** · · · 1 - [17:44] He sounds fed up with the whole thing but maybe we can prevail upon him to help us one more time with it [17:44] Well, this JS is turning to be something unique: A multiperson debigging in which nobody knows how the probram works... [17:44] * ***** · · · THE JUDGING SESSION STOPS HERE [17:44] *** Majel changes topic to 'Not in session.' [17:44] that's cause only Johan knows how Majel works [17:44] <_5618_> indeed [17:44] we mightn't even be getting the finalists from the right location - who knows [17:44] Well, hopefully now he'll know what WASN'T wrong with her... [17:44] <_5618_> With a bit of luck we'll be able to solve if before next week [17:45] oh yeah [17:45] As an old compy myself, I knew once Johan started working with the stuff all day that the "recreational programming" would come to an end... Heh. [17:45] 5618 - if Johan wants to try anytime between now and next weekend, let me know and I'll make sure I'm online at the same time [17:45] <**sevman**> Just sev me. [17:46] btw, assuming next week's JS is still friday night (here), that means I'm still away with lene, doing music related stuff. [17:46] * Whitestar8472 sevs sevman [17:46] yeepee! [17:46] oh. so that's what they're calling it now? [17:46] * Whitestar8472 realises she's probably gonna pay for that one tomorrow [17:47] Whoops... [17:47] one other question before we starting judging. Any comments on the choice of finalists this time around? [17:47] better, imo [17:47] More than a couple of good ones. [17:47] well, no comment on the first toon (tv), since I don't know that show and haven't paid much attention to those lines.... [17:48] *nods* [17:48] (agreeing with Ben and Itay) [17:48] * _5618_ loads page [17:49] (I must confess I haven't seen that episode of "Angel" though) [17:49] How many judges are active? Please say "YO!" in loud voice so we can know how many votes to wait for. [17:49] what I did this time was have the top rating punchlines open while culling - so I always checked if it was a top tenner before culling. Sometimes I still culled a top tenner if it wasn't appropriate but I left a few I would've otherwise culled [17:49] YO! [17:49] I'm not so sure on TT, but I only made a quick glance looking thingie on those now [17:49] YO! [17:49] YO! [17:49] YO! [17:49] YO! [17:49] <_5618_> ½ a YO! [17:49] yo-yo? [17:50] yogho yogho! [17:50] Miguel - there's always a wise guy in the class :-) [17:50] JC - discworld reference [17:50] Yes, but this class has 47 wiseguys... [17:50] 8 votes in total. [17:50] Ben: which book? [17:50] ah, I never got past book 1 [17:50] eofPI - 8 votes sounds fine, let's do it [17:50] and actually, it's a wise girl :P [17:50] Well, trust Corsair to give us an offer we can't refuse... [17:50] Michelle: Mort, I think [17:51] actually... maybe not [17:51] it had death in it [17:51] Death* [17:51] scary pratchie again? looks at scary book shelf....noooo, stay away, scary books! :-O [17:51] (plus, JC - there's two of us here ;) [17:51] * _5618_ slaps the Dean [17:51] Bursar *cough* [17:51] oh! Lol [17:52] <_5618_> It's Mort yes [17:52] although it seems we think alike enough for it to count as only one.... [17:52] * Miguel sighs * [17:52] does someone want to volunteer to run the session? I'll keep busy posting the winning punchlines into the cartoon [17:52] ah, I haven't read that in a while; I think it was the second book I read [17:52] btw, whenever we go manual....will it be just keep/cut, or is neutral allowed? [17:52] <_5618_> rather keep and cut [17:52] preferred here too [17:53] I this neutral is better, so we can count the votes. [17:53] I suggest rather than vote neutral, vote keep - you can always note vote4 it at the end [17:53] mmmm okay [17:54] if everyone voted neutral at a political election, well, Mr Neutral would win in a landslide [17:54] *g* [17:54] not that anyone would care, as they'd be neutral about the outcome anyway! *runs* [17:54] * Miguel changes name and runs for president * [17:54] lol [17:54] That reminds me of the neutral presidant of Futurama- "I have o strong opinions on both choices" [17:54] lol [17:55] * _5618_ set up a sevman trigger. [17:55] * _5618_ tests [17:55] * _5618_ asks about moo : a cow says moo [17:55] cut ! CUT!!! [17:55] shake! [17:55] * Miguel says moo * [17:55] uh, keep [17:55] *** Miguel is now known as Neutral [17:55] mootral? mrr, can't have that ;) [17:55] *** Neutral is now known as Nemiguel [17:56] bad Nemi *thwap* [17:56] hehe [17:56] <_5618_> NOW STARTING COMPETITION 1: SEVSPACE TV (HAIRGEL) [17:56] * _5618_ asks about STAKING : This is what he gets for STAKING the Count. [17:56] Ben, did you know they made a whole zone after you in star trek....called...the..."neutral zone"......*hides* :-P [17:56] cut [17:56] cut [17:56] cut [17:56] cut [17:56] cut [17:56] <_5618_> (who tallies?) [17:56] cut [17:56] cut [17:56] hmm, bad Nemi.... yet I'm the one who gets thwapped! [17:56] cut [17:57] It's cut. NEXT! [17:57] <_5618_> STAKING has now been CUT [17:58] * _5618_ asks about FACIAL : Thus tripling his FACIAL expression range! [17:58] cut [17:58] keep [17:58] keep [17:58] keep [17:58] keep [17:58] keep but I'd like to see this re-worded a bit. [17:58] keep [17:58] <_5618_> FACIAL has now been KEEP [17:58] <_5618_> KEPT even [17:58] * _5618_ asks about PHASE : Well, another PHASE in his quest to become real boy. [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [17:59] cut [17:59] cut [17:59] <_5618_> PHASE has now been KEPT [17:59] KEPT [17:59] * _5618_ asks about CLAUSE : I knew the "no strings attached" CLAUSE he signed look suspicious! [17:59] cut [17:59] cut [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [17:59] cut [17:59] keep [17:59] keep [18:00] <_5618_> cut [18:00] * _5618_ wauts [18:00] * _5618_ waits too [18:00] A draw. Kept for now. [18:00] keep [18:00] <_5618_> CLAUSE has now been KEPT [18:00] * _5618_ asks about EYES : I don't like the way he looks at me... Let's get him new EYES! [18:00] 9 votes? [18:00] cut [18:00] cut [18:00] keep [18:00] cut [18:00] cut [18:00] cut [18:01] cut [18:01] cut [18:01] <_5618_> EYES has now been CUT [18:01] * _5618_ asks about WOODEN : Well, the WOODEN expression is right on target! [18:01] I didn't like this one either but it was top ten :-) [18:01] EYES, that is [18:01] cut [18:01] keep [18:01] keep [18:01] keep [18:01] keep [18:01] cut [18:01] keep [18:01] cut [18:01] <_5618_> WOODEN has now been KEPT [18:01] I have to admit I'm partial to the ones that make fun of the acting.... [18:01] * _5618_ asks about HELL : Damn you, Jim Henson! Damn you to HELL! [18:01] keep [18:02] cut [18:02] keep [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] <_5618_> HELL has now been CUT [18:02] * _5618_ asks about BARBIE : That *does* explain all those BARBIE dolls with holes in their necks laying in the hall... [18:02] cut [18:02] doh, gotta go for a bit, will be back soon [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] let me know who wins :-) [18:02] cut [18:02] cut [18:02] (okay, meh) [18:02] cut [18:02] <_5618_> BARBIE has now been CUT [18:03] keep [18:03] * _5618_ asks about STAKES : So now he's vulnerable to STAKES, sunlight and machine driers? [18:03] keep [18:03] cut [18:03] cut [18:03] cut [18:03] cut [18:03] keep (neutral) [18:03] what? am I sleeping? missing one [18:03] cut [18:04] <_5618_> STAKES has now been CUT [18:04] * _5618_ asks about LABEL : His LABEL says "keep out of direct sunlight" [18:04] (or staked?) [18:04] cut [18:04] cut [18:04] * Nemiguel munches * [18:04] keep [18:04] keep [18:04] keep [18:04] uh, wrong stake Nemi [18:04] Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [18:04] keep [18:04] <_5618_> keep [18:04] hehe [18:04] cut [18:05] <_5618_> LABEL has now been KEPT [18:05] * _5618_ asks about MY : I'm not putting MY hand in there! [18:05] cut [18:05] cut [18:05] cut [18:05] KEEP !!! [18:05] keep [18:05] cut [18:05] though...eeeeeewwww! [18:05] cut [18:05] *g* [18:05] Wait till you really see the episode. [18:06] that'll probably be a long wait. ;-) [18:06] That's not an actual quote is it? [18:06] Nope. [18:07] It's cut, BTW. [18:07] I've seen a few shows, they do sometimes get a bit wry with the humor [18:07] <_5618_> MY has now been CUT [18:07] <_5618_> (was busy writing some more code) [18:07] * _5618_ asks about SPELL : I told him that pinocchio-SPELL wouldn't make him human... [18:07] cut [18:07] cut [18:07] cut [18:07] This specific ep was great. [18:07] cut [18:07] cut [18:07] vut [18:07] cut [18:07] <_5618_> SPELL has now been CUT [18:07] * _5618_ asks about ATTENTION : That explains the "pay no ATTENTION to the man under the desk" memo! [18:08] keep [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] <_5618_> ATTENTION has now been CUT [18:08] cut [18:08] Nice OZ refference... Won't work here. [18:08] * _5618_ asks about OUR : That's a first: A puppet who pulls OUR strings. [18:08] keep [18:08] keep [18:08] keep [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] cut [18:08] keep [18:08] <_5618_> keep [18:08] <_5618_> OUR has now been KEPT [18:09] I like a couple of these. [18:09] <_5618_> NOW ENTERING FINAL MODE [18:09] Yep. Some very worthy ones have been kept. [18:09] <_5618_> Final vote4 list: FACIAL PHASE CLAUSE WOODEN LABEL OUR [18:09] vote2 abstain [18:09] vote4 CLAUSE [18:09] vote4 wooden [18:10] vote4 wooden [18:10] <_5618_> http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php FOR REFERENCE [18:10] * _5618_ slaps Leander around a bit with a stuffed toy cow [18:10] vote4 label [18:10] vote4 our [18:10] I'd pick Facial if it read "Thus tripling his range of facial expressions." [18:10] vote4 our [18:10] I'd just like to point out the pupper-angel wasn't wooden to begin with... [18:11] Y'know, I didn't think so... [18:11] <_5618_> vote4 FACIAL [18:11] vote4 OUR - change [18:11] vote4 facial (changed my vote) [18:11] And I guess john can change the wording. [18:12] <_5618_> Final vote4 list: FACIAL WOODEN LABEL OUR [18:12] <_5618_> errr... [18:12] <_5618_> wait ;) [18:12] heh. [18:13] (there are FOUR punchlines! ;)) [18:13] do I have to not make a choice again??? :-P [18:13] <_5618_> FACIAL: 2, WOODEN: 1, LABEL: 1, OUR: 2 [18:13] drop the ones. [18:14] <_5618_> ·Leander· you voting? [18:14] no [18:14] there's two of us voting for label here (technically) O:) [18:14] <_5618_> party pooper [18:14] <_5618_> ·Nemiguel· are you truly in agreement? [18:14] yes [18:14] no [18:14] maybe [18:14] Hah! [18:14] <_5618_> ·johnfoc· what is your choice if you're there? [18:14] (yes) [18:14] hehe [18:14] black [18:15] Guess he's not here. [18:15] we also agree that the Nemi part of the name should be purple :P [18:15] Perhaps we'll wait and see if John returns before closing? [18:15] but the guel part doesn't want to be orange... [18:15] <_5618_> WOODEN has been cut :P [18:15] maybe it could be blue instead? [18:15] :) [18:16] <_5618_> RunOrDie, please revote [18:16] surely you mean chopped? ;) [18:16] <_5618_> (sorry it's so slow peeps) [18:16] (np) [18:16] <_5618_> FACIAL: 2, LABEL: 2, OUR: 2 [18:16] s'ok david, doing good. [18:16] Nemiguel <-- like so? O:-) [18:16] yeah :-) [18:16] vote4 facial [18:16] and NP david, thanks for driving [18:16] revote, all of us? [18:17] <_5618_> FINAL VOTES ARE - FACIAL: 3, LABEL: 2, OUR: 2 SEVQUEEN [18:17] * Nemi growls at 5618 while Ben rests his head on the laptop * [18:17] * _5618_ hugs Nemi [18:17] rawr!! [18:17] oh, *bad* David [18:18] you know, that was a mistake - just watch out for water stuff tomorrow... [18:18] ;) [18:18] bad idea for someone on his way over here :P [18:18] mmmhm [18:18] <_5618_> COMPETITION 1 ENDED, STARTING COMPETION 2, SEVSPACE MOVIE (SEV WARS) [18:18] <_5618_> Oh, I'm shaking, I'm shaking. [18:18] surely you don't mean.... water balloons? O;) [18:18] * _5618_ asks about MOOD : t's based on ancient MOOD Ring technology. [18:18] Well, I'm stirred! [18:18] cut [18:18] cut [18:18] Now would I even dare to suggest anything like that? ;) [18:18] cut [18:18] lol Itay [18:18] cut [18:18] cut [18:18] keep [18:18] <_5618_> MOOD has now been CUT [18:18] (Emma would KILL me :P) [18:18] cut [18:19] * _5618_ asks about BLACK : They tried BLACK, but they couldn't tell if it was switched on. [18:19] keep [18:19] The name is PI. e of PI. [18:19] keep [18:19] cut [18:19] not unless you dare to explain how you managed to bt it (once) :P [18:19] cut [18:19] keep [18:19] keep [18:19] keep [18:19] <_5618_> BLACK has now been KEPT [18:19] * _5618_ asks about LOOK : One sith tried to make his LOOK tie-dyed, he's in the insanity ward now. [18:19] I can't remember :S [18:19] cut [18:19] cut [18:19] cut [18:19] cut [18:19] cut [18:19] cut [18:19] <_5618_> LOOK has now been CUT [18:19] cut [18:19] * _5618_ asks about WATCHED : If you WATCHED 'Red-Eye for the Sift Guy', you'ld understand. [18:20] cut [18:20] cut [18:20] cut [18:20] cut [18:20] cut [18:20] keep !!! [18:20] cut [18:20] <_5618_> WATCHED has now been CUT [18:20] * _5618_ asks about CHEAPER : It's CHEAPER to buy only one color than the variety pack. [18:20] keep [18:20] keep [18:20] keep [18:20] keep [18:20] <_5618_> CHEAPER has now been KEPT [18:21] cut [18:21] keep (neutral) [18:21] * _5618_ asks about PASTELS : They're so evil, they break our "PASTELS-colors only" rule! [18:21] cut [18:21] cut [18:21] cut [18:21] cut [18:21] keep [18:21] cut [18:21] cut [18:21] <_5618_> PASTELS has now been CUT [18:21] * _5618_ asks about TATTOING : Because TATTOING "Evil" on their forheads would have been too obvious. [18:21] cut [18:21] keep [18:21] cut [18:21] keep [18:21] keep [18:21] cut [18:21] cut [18:21] (you missed one!) [18:22] there are less painful ways of being obvious.... [18:22] <_5618_> TATTOING has now been CUT [18:22] well, less painful for me, not for my victims *weg* [18:22] ...sounds painful... [18:22] * Nemiguel hides * [18:22] * _5618_ asks about BLOOD : BLOOD stains! [18:22] cut [18:22] cut [18:22] keep [18:22] cut [18:22] cut [18:22] keep [18:22] cut [18:22] (you missed the second MOOD, I think?) [18:22] <_5618_> BLOOD has now been CUT [18:23] <_5618_> second mood? [18:23] one line has been removed from the finalists during the course of the evening.... [18:23] there is only ONE Mood! [18:23] * _5618_ asks about EVIL : EVIL is strawberry flavoured. [18:23] ahhhh okay... [18:23] cut [18:23] what... there can be only ONE?;) [18:23] cut [18:23] cut [18:23] cut [18:23] some strange men in black suits came and took it away in the middle of the night.... it was never heard from again [18:23] keep [18:23] cut [18:23] <_5618_> EVIL has now been CUT [18:23] (spot the person who printed the finalists off much earlier...) [18:23] * _5618_ asks about CHANGE : They never CHANGE theirs from the factory settings [18:23] keep [18:23] keep [18:24] keep [18:24] cut [18:24] keep [18:24] keep [18:24] keep [18:24] <_5618_> CHANGE has now been KEPT [18:24] * _5618_ asks about SOUND : Wait till you hear the SOUND effects. [18:24] cut [18:24] cut [18:24] cut [18:24] cut [18:24] cut [18:24] keep [18:24] <_5618_> SOUND has now been CUT [18:24] cut [18:24] <_5618_> NOW ENTERING FINAL MODE [18:24] Nutha' group of goodies... [18:25] <_5618_> Final vote4 list: BLACK CHEAPER CHANGE [18:25] vote4 CHANGE [18:25] vote4 change [18:25] vote4 CHEAPER [18:25] vote4 black [18:25] vote4 cheaper [18:25] vote4 change [18:25] vote4 change [18:25] <_5618_> vote4 black [18:25] (and thatr's not just Nemi's dress sense voting :0 [18:26] (hehe ;)) [18:26] hehe [18:26] Oh, I'm Surrrrre! [18:26] *** CofD has quit IRC (Quit: Come join and Role Play the way of our future at TCU, www.collective-universe.org The Future is yours to shape.) [18:26] hush, you! [18:26] <_5618_> ·Nemiguel· you both vote that? [18:26] spam logoff, how original. [18:26] I do [18:26] so do I [18:27] (I know pronounce you.... no, don't even go there!) [18:27] now* [18:27] eek! [18:27] * e_of_PI shapes the future as a triangle [18:27] now, where did I leave the wedding rings? ;-) [18:27] * Whitestar8472 gets the red fruit out [18:27] <_5618_> FINAL VOTES - BLACK: 3, CHEAPER: 2, CHANGE: 3 [18:27] e - no fun, a dodecahedron would annoy people for generations to come ;) [18:27] <_5618_> queeny? [18:28] Leander - still in mount doom ;) [18:28] looks like it [18:28] * RunOrDie counts 4 for 'change' [18:28] *goes for the wedding cake* Precioussssss! [18:28] <_5618_> EVEN I BOW TO HER POWER, THIS ONE IS FOR THE SEVQUEEN [18:28] * e_of_PI too [18:28] *giggle* that'll teach him to pick good ones...... [18:28] LOL, Corsair [18:28] hehe ;) [18:28] No it's not. [18:28] <_5618_> COMPETITION 2 (SEVSPACE MOVIE) ENDS HERE [18:29] <_5618_> STARTING COMPETITION 3, TERRIBLE TWOS (THUMB SUCKING) [18:29] * _5618_ asks about LEFT : Ah. LEFT is right. [18:29] * e_of_PI still counts 4-2-2 [18:29] cut [18:29] keep [18:29] keep [18:29] keep [18:29] keep [18:30] (is "bleh" a valid vote? ;)) [18:30] keep [18:30] keep [18:30] (Probably not ;)) [18:30] not very imaginative. [18:30] (Nemi is neutral) [18:30] yep, blah. [18:30] (No, Nemi is evil. Not neutral.) [18:30] (I'll prove it to you then :P) [18:30] (would that be chaotic evil, perchance? ;)) [18:30] *** Nemiguel is now known as Neutral [18:30] <_5618_> (ONE SECOND, GETTING A MESSAGE) [18:31] argh not again! *doesn't thwap* [18:31] *** Neutral is now known as Nemiguel [18:31] uh oh, those voices again... [18:31] <_5618_> LEFT has now been KEPT [18:31] *does* [18:31] <_5618_> /ASK QUIT 'm trying to QUIT [18:31] rrrrrrrrrrr [18:31] <_5618_> WHOOPS [18:32] * _5618_ asks about QUIT : 'm trying to QUIT [18:32] keep [18:32] cut [18:32] cut [18:32] keep [18:32] cut [18:32] cut [18:32] cut [18:32] <_5618_> QUIT has now been CUT [18:32] * _5618_ asks about GUESS : GUESS enny minny won over moe this time . .. [18:32] cut -47 for spelling [18:32] cut [18:32] (QUIT has quit? ;)) [18:32] cut [18:33] cut [18:33]