[16:10] ************************************** JS START ******************************* [16:10] I'm basically ready, I'll just keep running away every now and then to unpack a few things ;-) [16:11] I am ready. [16:11] ready [16:11] Competition: SEVTV [16:12] * EofS asks your opinion on LACK : That explains our LACK of flies onboard [16:12] Cut [16:12] keep [16:12] cut [16:12] cut [16:12] keep [16:12] cut [16:12] CUT [16:13] * EofS asks your opinion of MOTHER : Do you kiss your MOTHER with that tongue? [16:13] Cut [16:13] cut [16:13] keep [16:13] cut [16:13] cut [16:13] cut [16:13] CUT [16:14] * EofS asks your opinion of SWEET : I said she was a SWEET girl but I didn't mean it literally [16:14] Cut [16:14] cut [16:14] cut [16:14] cut [16:14] CUT [16:14] keep [16:14] keep [16:14] patience E. [16:14] *** Snoop_doggy_dogg has joined #SevTrek [16:14] * EofS asks your opinion of ANTEATER : Were you an ANTEATER in a previous life? [16:14] Cut [16:14] keep [16:14] cut [16:14] cut [16:15] It already had a majority cut... [16:15] cut [16:15] cut [16:15] *** Snoop_doggy_dogg has quit IRC (Quit: «{De£i®iÜm I®C «®» by Vagabundo}» ™ "Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.") [16:15] CUT [16:15] she is efficient, isn't she? [16:15] She's Borg ;) [16:15] * EofS asks your opinion of APPENDAGES : If you have any other APPENDAGES that can do that, warn us now [16:15] Cut [16:15] keep [16:15] keep [16:15] *thinks of Londo* [16:15] keep [16:16] cut [16:16] cut [16:16] bureaucratic doesn't count. [16:16] KEEP [16:16] * EofS asks your opinion of NEEDS : If anyone NEEDS me I'll be busy pretending I didn't just see that [16:16] Keep [16:16] keep [16:16] Well I used to get heavily criticised for running too slowly [16:16] keep [16:16] cut [16:16] cut [16:17] So I worked hard to speed up [16:17] KEEP [16:17] cut [16:17] * EofS asks your opinion of CHEW : I'm glad you didn't decide to CHEW her out [16:17] Cut [16:17] keep [16:17] cut [16:17] cut [16:17] And I did that by watching Guido and JB run sessions, so natiurally I picke dup their habit ;0) [16:17] cut [16:17] keep [16:18] and delightfully overexplains it too.... [16:18] CUT [16:18] understandable :) [16:18] * EofS asks your opinion of FU : Your tongue-FU very good [16:18] cut - I'd like this one if it were worded better. [16:18] Cut [16:18] cut [16:18] cut [16:18] cut - agree with Corsair [16:18] cut [16:18] CUT [16:19] * EofS asks your opinion of REMOTE : I bet your race was slow to develop the REMOTE control [16:19] Keep [16:19] keep [16:19] keep [16:19] (that's *SO* Crichton ;)) [16:19] cut [16:19] Bill - you've known me how many years? I hope that didn't surprise you [16:19] KEEP [16:19] keep [16:19] of course not. expected it really. [16:19] * EofS asks your opinion of GAMES : It's all fun and GAMES until somebody puts a tongue out [16:19] cut [16:19] cut [16:19] Keep (tend to neutral) [16:20] keep (neutral) [16:20] cut [16:20] And you'll notice I said it around putting punchlines out ;0) [16:20] *dates self* It's like a vinyl record, when the needle hits it, you know it's going to play out.... Heh [16:20] *** MaryDee has joined #sevtrek [16:20] *Long suffering sigh* [16:20] cut [16:20] WHOAH! MD! [16:20] hi there [16:20] MARY! [16:21] CUT [16:21] Wow! Hi Mary! [16:21] Hi. I made. [16:21] it. [16:21] hi! :-) [16:21] here [16:21] today. [16:21] amazing, a newbie to the JS [16:21] * EofS asks your opinion of WORLD : Fancy. But, can you do "Around the WORLD"? [16:21] cut [16:21] cut [16:21] Keep (tend to neutral) [16:21] cut [16:22] Hello! [16:22] *** ThunderDragon sets mode: +v MaryDee [16:22] * ThunderDragon pokes MagicStar [16:22] TD: Lag? [16:22] cut [16:22] CUT [16:23] * EofS asks your opinion of EARFUL : Now that's what I call getting an EARFUL! [16:23] keep [16:23] Keep (tend to neutral) [16:23] cut [16:23] cut [16:23] cut [16:24] keep [16:25] KEEP [16:25] First VOTE! ***blows trumpet*** [16:25] * EofS asks your opinion of CHEEK : I've heard of tongue-in-CHEEK, but this...? [16:25] Keep (neutral) [16:25] *trombone toooooooot!* ;-) [16:25] cut - also like if better worded. [16:25] cut [16:25] Cut [16:25] cut [16:25] CUT [16:25] cut [16:26] * EofS asks your opinion of LICK : When you said you could LICK her in a fight... [16:26] *** ThunderDragon has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:26] Keep [16:26] cut [16:26] keep [16:26] *crashed cymbals* (*gets ticket from police for failure to maintain control*) [16:26] cut [16:26] keep [16:26] cut [16:26] *** ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [16:26] wb [16:26] wb [16:26] KEEP [16:26] Meh... [16:26] we#re keeping you, TD! [16:27] * EofS asks your opinion of FIGURE : "Tounge-lashing" is just a FIGURE of speech! [16:27] keep [16:27] keep [16:27] I'm torn by this one. [16:27] cut [16:27] keep [16:27] cut [16:27] Keep (neutral) [16:27] cut [16:27] (eh, need to change that to "tongue" ;)) [16:27] (wish I could do neutral though. ;-)) [16:27] Lol, I didn't even notice [16:27] Yeah, the spelling, I dislike keeping those. [16:27] KEEP [16:27] well, I figure that John can always change it if it gets in [16:28] (the spelling anyway) [16:28] Heh, if HE notices... [16:28] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ThunderDragon [16:28] and i've changed my mind on LICK [16:28] which is why I made the suggestion to change it ;) Covering one's bases is always good ;) [16:28] Too late :0P [16:28] FINAL MODE [16:28] It was kept, I can still vote4 it. [16:29] It got kept anyway - eh, what you said [16:29] * EofS asks whether you vote4 APPENDAGES, NEEDS, REMOTE, EARFUL, LICK or FIGURE [16:29] vote4 LICK --See? [16:29] vote4 lick [16:30] vote 4 figure [16:30] vote4 appendages even though it's a horrible punchword [16:30] vote4 appendages [16:30] vote4 remote [16:30] actually, I think they covered that he DOES have other appendages in the show once..... [16:30] votechangeto remote [16:30] (eek?) [16:31] (I keep thinking of Londo whenever I see that punchline... :P ) [16:31] Hmmm, maybe I'm confusing the two. [16:31] (eh, or Centauri males in general :P not that I think of Centauri males often, and I'll stop digging this hole now, okay? ;)) [16:31] REMOTE:2 LICK:2 APPENDAGES:1 FIGURE:1 [16:31] Yeah (echo) Yeah. [16:32] APPENDAGES and FIGURE are CUT, Iris and Mary please revote [16:32] ok... vote4 REMOTE [16:32] vote4 remote [16:32] REMOTE:4 LICK:2 [16:33] why is that BT? [16:33] Unless TD votes anytime soon, call it a win for REMOTE? [16:33] hmmmm, I vote on a show I don't know (much) for a change and it isn't a sevqueen. :-P [16:33] I BTed FIGURE for some reason ;0) [16:33] REMOTE wins! [16:33] Damn lag... [16:33] Thanks, Emma... now *I'm* BTing it :P;) [16:34] TD - is your vote gonna change things drastically and annoy me? ;0) [16:34] Nah. Let remote win. [16:34] Competition: SEVMOVIE [16:34] Ta [16:35] * EofS asks your opinion of LANDSPEEDER : Dude, Where's My LANDSPEEDER? [16:35] keep [16:35] cut [16:35] Keep (neutral) [16:35] cut [16:35] cut [16:35] *** johnfoc has joined #sevtrek [16:35] cut [16:35] JC! [16:35] hi John! [16:35] sorry I'm late, I slept in :-) [16:35] Hi John [16:35] *** ThunderDragon sets mode: +o johnfoc [16:35] Lazy [16:35] s'ok, no queens yet. [16:35] Mmmmmmmmm, sleeeeeeeeeeep :) [16:35] I wouldn't have made it all if Gaby hadn't dragged me out of bed [16:35] "Yet", he says... ;) [16:36] oh *g* [16:36] keep [16:36] using tape? [16:36] * EofS says punchline is LANDSPEEDER : Dude, Where's My LANDSPEEDER? [16:36] ah goodmorning john, ready to draw the winner on this one as soon as we've decided the winner? :-p *runs* [16:36] corsair - no, she's learnt not to stick it on walls, thank goodness [16:36] cut [16:36] eh, that's good ;) [16:36] Leander: actually, the Sev Wars one is really tough, I don't know how I'm gonna draw this one [16:36] Leander - you already voted I was trying to get John to vote [16:37] ;0) [16:37] yes E, I noticed just as I hit the any....eh enter key. [16:37] At least he voted the same way. [16:37] CUT [16:37] * EofS asks your opinion of WINDU [16:37] keep [16:37] keep [16:37] Gone with the WINDU [16:37] keep [16:37] Yeah, my mind was one :-P [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] Cut [16:38] keep [16:38] cut [16:38] This could be good, based on the other movie and all. [16:38] KEEP [16:38] * EofS asks your opinion of COW : Return of the cash COW [16:38] Cut [16:38] cut [16:38] cut [16:38] cut [16:38] cut [16:38] cut [16:38] CUT [16:39] * EofS asks your opinion of FRANCHISE : Fall of the FRANCHISE [16:39] cut -fall? this franchise? can't happen. [16:39] Keep (mostly 'cos I think the visuals could be good) [16:39] keep [16:39] cut [16:39] keep [16:39] cut [16:39] keep [16:39] nice & alliterative [16:39] KEEP [16:40] * EofS asks your opinion of CRITICS : Revenge of the CRITICS [16:40] cut [16:40] cut [16:40] cut [16:40] Cut [16:40] CUT [16:40] Fall of the franchise! Coming this fall (except it isn't - doesn't it come out in May '05 or something? ;)) [16:40] cut [16:40] keep [16:40] * EofS asks your opinion of FANS [16:40] The Sith Hit the FANS [16:40] keep [16:40] cut [16:40] Keep (neutral) [16:40] keep (leaning to cut) [16:40] keep (neutral) [16:40] I like the pun, but it's not a great titel [16:41] yeah [16:41] it made me laugh. [16:41] keep [16:41] KEEP [16:41] same here, but it's just not quite right. [16:41] not my favorite, though [16:41] * EofS asks your opinion of BLEW : Honey, I BLEW up the planet! [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] Cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] CUT [16:41] cut [16:41] * EofS asks your opinion of SLOUCHING: SLOUCHING Wookie Hidden Ewok [16:41] Cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut -I like this, but can't figure out how to draw it. [16:42] CUT [16:42] kee...never mind [16:42] A slouching wookie and a hidden eowk *shurgS* [16:42] Isn't it "Wookiee" anyway? [16:42] I think so [16:42] * EofS asks your opinion of GROOVE : The Empire's New GROOVE [16:42] keep [16:42] As much as it is tongue ;0) [16:42] keep [16:42] Keep [16:42] cut [16:43] *g* [16:43] cut [16:43] keep [16:43] keep (neutral) [16:43] KEEP [16:43] * EofS asks your opinion of CREEK : Up a Sith CREEK Without a Paddle [16:43] Cut [16:43] keep - but without the 'a' [16:43] cut [16:43] cut [16:43] This pun isn't as good, and the a shouldn't be there [16:43] cut - agreed [16:43] cut [16:43] CUT [16:43] the first "a", I think you mean. [16:43] I don#t get that one at all. [16:43] How about, "without a padawan"? [16:44] not that it matters anymore. [16:44] * EofS asks your opinion of OLBIGATION : Return of the contractual OBLIGATION [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] Cut (neutral) [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] oh lol, that would have been better [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] CUT [16:44] yeah it would have. oh well [16:44] * EofS asks your opinion of HORSE: The beating of the dead HORSE [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] Cut [16:44] cut [16:44] CUT [16:44] cut [16:45] * EofS asks your opinion of DECENT : The return of something DECENT (we hope) [16:45] Cut [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] keep [16:45] And lose the parenthesis [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] CUT [16:45] Lost 'em [16:45] FINAL MODE [16:45] Oh, I was gonna revote on creek with paduwan... [16:46] Would anyone vote4 it if it was kept? [16:46] I like corsair's idea "without a padawan" [16:46] Cool "Up Sith CREEK without a padawan" [16:46] I would change it to that instead of paddle [16:46] but, how to draw it? [16:47] * EofS asks your opinion of PADUWAN : Up Sith Creek Without a PADUWAN [16:47] keep [16:47] keep [16:47] keep [16:47] Keep [16:47] how to draw? Dunno, probably do Obiwan facing some bad guy calling Anakin for back up - but Anakin is dressed up in Darth Vader costume [16:47] everyone in a boat with a sad anakin standing on the side of the water? [16:47] KEEP [16:47] cut [16:47] FINAL MODE again [16:47] keep (towards neutral) [16:47] keep [16:47] yeah... hmmm, surrounded by boulders painted to look like the top of Darth Maul's head? ;) [16:48] woo, it's gettin' detailed... [16:48] (Or maybe not ;)) [16:48] Maybe have him tinkering with a proto-deathstar ;0) [16:48] * EofS asks if you'll vote4 WINDU, FRANCHISE, FANS, GROOVE or PADUWAN [16:48] vote4 groove [16:48] vote4 padawan [16:48] vote4 PADUWAN -just cause it's something different. [16:48] vote4 fans [16:49] vote4 franchise [16:49] vote4 groove [16:49] <_5618_> vote4 padawan [16:49] (hiya David :) ) [16:49] vote4 padawan [16:49] we have to get the spelling correct.... [16:49] what's the padawan original supposed to be? if anything at all. Just because I don't recognise it [16:50] it's padAwan ;) [16:50] Leander: "paddle" [16:50] Sorry, I'm not a SW fan so I don't know the spelling [16:50] vote4 padawan [16:50] no, not the original punchline, the original line on which the punchline was based. [16:50] yeah, checked it, it's padAwan [16:51] GROOVE:2 PADAWAN:5 FANS:1 FRANCHISE:1 [16:51] <_5618_> Bandwidth: [Current Downstream: 106.68kb/s - Current Upstream: 36.19kb/s] [16:51] <_5618_> weeee [16:51] Uhh, it's a swear word... [16:51] Leander: check your query window [16:51] FANS and FRANCHISE are CUT, revote me and Leander [16:51] vote4 PADAWAN [16:51] thanks for the info, ws [16:51] uh [16:51] I vote against padawan on the basis that two judges didn't even know the original saying ;-P [16:51] vote4 padawan under slight protest or someething. :-P [16:52] Heh. [16:52] It doesn't really matter Leander ;0) [16:52] the two judges have now, I hope, been enlightened ;) [16:52] np :) [16:52] PADAWAN:7 GROOVE: 2 [16:52] PADAWAN WINS! [16:52] wow, I don't think we've ever had a punchline dissected like that before. [16:52] Competition: TERRIBLE TWOS [16:52] enlightened, but with "attack of the ducks" stuck in my mind. :-P [16:52] wow, now that was decisive! (One of the most decisive results we've had in a while, I think?) [16:52] lol [16:52] *quack* [16:53] ;-) [16:53] * EofS asks your opinion of PANTS : And Daddy'll be wearing long PANTS for the rest of the summer [16:53] Cut [16:53] It's MaryDee, causing weird happenings.... Heh. [16:53] keep [16:53] keep [16:53] shut up [16:53] keep [16:53] keep [16:53] keep (neutral) [16:53] <_5618_> cut [16:53] KEEP [16:53] * EofS asks your opinion of DISH : Revenge is a DISH best served sticky... [16:54] cut [16:54] Cut [16:54] keep [16:54] cut [16:54] cut [16:54] Mary - good weird happenings [16:54] cut [16:54] cut [16:54] CUT [16:54] keep [16:54] aaaa, yeah, that. [16:54] * EofS asks your opinion of FUN: That was FUN and I got all of it on tape! [16:54] Cut [16:54] * Whitestar8472 hiccups - pizza is good, hiccups aren't :P;) [16:54] cut [16:54] keep [16:54] keep [16:54] cut [16:54] keep [16:54] * Corsair has lasagne in the fridge for after the JS [16:54] keep (neutral) [16:55] My writing on this punchword looks like NWN :0) [16:55] keep [16:55] Mmm... Lasagne.... [16:55] KEEP [16:55] meep! [16:55] * EofS asks your opinion of STAPLER : Just imagine what I could do with the STAPLER [16:55] cut [16:55] Cut [16:55] cut [16:55] keep [16:55] cut [16:56] keep, ouch [16:56] And *grumbles at doulbe punchline* [16:56] keep, evil! [16:56] that's the subject of another strip [16:56] CUT [16:57] * EofS asks your opinion of STICKINESS : STICKINESS is next to funnyness! [16:57] Cut [16:57] cut [16:57] cut [16:57] cut [16:57] <_5618_> cut [16:57] keep [16:57] cut [16:57] cut [16:57] CUT [16:57] * EofS asks your opinion of BONUS : BONUS, hairy legs! [16:57] keep [16:57] keep [16:57] Keep (fits the expression well) [16:57] keep [16:57] cut [16:57] <_5618_> keep [16:57] cut [16:57] KEEP [16:57] keep (hehe, you're right - it does!) [16:58] * EofS asks your opinion of LUCKY : LUCKY for you I wasn't using a stapler [16:58] Cut [16:58] cut [16:58] cut [16:58] keep [16:58] cut [16:58] cut [16:58] cut [16:58] CUT [16:58] * EofS asks your opinion of STICK : STICK 'em up! [16:58] Cut [16:58] cut [16:58] <_5618_> keep [16:58] cut [16:58] cut [16:58] keep (neutral) [16:58] *grumble* can I give out half votes? [16:59] keep [16:59] Bill - funnily enough, I was gonna mention something about that... [16:59] cut [16:59] CUT [16:59] *grumble* [16:59] * EofS asks your opinion of CATCH : Ah, my first CATCH of the day! [16:59] Keep [16:59] keep [16:59] keep [16:59] keep [16:59] cut [16:59] cut [16:59] By the way John - bad form having two un punchworded lines, and one line in SW with two punchwords ;0) [17:00] <_5618_> keep [17:00] that's it, chastise him severely. [17:00] I was wondering about only giving half votes to anyone whose country has more medals than GB [17:00] KEEP [17:00] FINAL MODE [17:00] How about thirdsies? [17:00] * EofS asks you if you vote4 PANTS, FUN, BONUS, CATCH [17:01] E-vil Emma? [17:01] <_5618_> Emma, that's everyone here [17:01] ooooo.... [17:01] vote4 catch [17:01] *ahem* :P [17:01] vote4 fun [17:01] David - no, I think you'll find Iris and Ulf get full votes ;0) [17:01] And Michelle and I do [17:01] vote4 PANTS [17:01] vote4 catch [17:01] vote4 bonus [17:01] 1/3 FUN, 1/3 BONUS, 1/3 CATCH? [17:01] <_5618_> Emma - wait til the winter olympics is what I say [17:01] No, we won't win any then either [17:02] My brain has exploded. [17:02] <_5618_> exactly [17:02] (Actually, we could practically double our tally tomorrow) [17:02] * Corsair hasn't been watching the Olympics ***sheepish grin*** [17:02] <_5618_> but Sweden and Austria will [17:02] * Whitestar8472 hasn't either... *looks embarrassed* [17:02] True [17:02] Bill, I need a real vote [17:02] ;0) [17:02] vote4 CATCH [17:03] <_5618_> vote4 catch [17:03] vote4 fun [17:03] I like it because it insinuates she's going to do it some more.... [17:03] CATCH:4 PANTS:1 FUN:2 BONUS: 1 MUTE:John [17:04] PANTS and BONUS are CUT, revote me and Iris [17:04] vote4 catch [17:04] vote4 FUN [17:04] Not been your day has it Iris ;0) [17:04] Corsair: yes, definitely ;) [17:04] CATCH:5 FUN:3 MUTE:John [17:04] not in the JS, no ;-) [17:04] (hehehe, nice hinting going on there, Emma ;) ) [17:05] If John hasn't voted in a minute, I'm calling CATCH the winner [17:05] John has probably walked into a tape trap, or something. [17:05] He may be stuck on something.... [17:06] CATCH WINS! [17:06] another good one would have been "I feel like Shelob now..." [17:06] *Waves goodbye to the log reading people, perhaps until Christmas* [17:06] bye [17:06] Anyone see what time it started? [17:06] meep *waves to Emma* [17:06] 22:02 [17:06] Log reading people, not people in here [17:06] Nope [17:06] An hour... mrr... [17:07] Ta [17:07] yeah, was doing that for the log's benefit [17:07] *Pokes Bill to close log and send* [17:07] actually... less than that, because my clock read 22:58 when you asked [17:07] wait! [17:07] JC, anything for the log? [17:07] See!? [17:07] Oh, ok [17:07] * Leander waits [17:07] yeah, just got back - Gaby has been dragging me away from the computer regularly [17:07] eep [17:07] with tape? [17:07] Yay, less than an hour! Still too slow, but oh well [17:07] We need to duct-tape him to his chair *nods* [17:07] I'm surprised CATCH one, you do realise that wasn't a real punchline but one of my own that I threw in there when I was culling the punchlines [17:08] John - are you suuuuuuuuuure you don't want to offer a print/DVD package? [17:08] EofS - I will as soon as I fix my printer :-) [17:08] When will that be? [17:08] I'd go for that myself [17:08] I plan to do a new special each month so I'll do that one month [17:08] EofS - within a few weeks, I'm planning [17:08] Ok - get practicing writing long addresses, you're sending a DVD to Finland ;0) [17:09] well, I am leaving anyway. Dinnertime. [17:09] <_5618_> [00:02] I'm surprised CATCH one, you do realise that wasn't a real punchline but one of my own that I threw in there when I was culling the punchlines [17:09] <_5618_> lol [17:09] (Hm, I'll need to order a Bester or Checkout print soonish, actually; Walter Koenig will be visiting MK in a couple of months) [17:09] EofS - I've been writing long European addresses for the last 2 weeks :-) [17:09] Night Mary, yay for you being here [17:09] So bye. ;) [17:09] (assuming stuff hasn't changed ;)) [17:09] EofS, third cabin over on the tundra. [17:09] night Mary :) [17:09] :-O [17:09] Latah Mary! [17:09] My road name is 14 letters :0D [17:09] better go, Gaby calls again. Thanx for voting for my punchline :-) [17:09] Heh. [17:09] *grin* have a good one! [17:09] *** MaryDee has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.) [17:10] meh, more fun stuff in mk I'm gonna mis? [17:10] * _5618_ waits for Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis to become available for download... :P [17:10] Nah, I'll be the only one there [17:10] * Whitestar8472 just got 6 seasons of Stargate on DVD [17:10] ok, that's it. [17:10] ***************************** END OF JS *************************************