[16:14] We're gonna keep chatting until judging starts [16:15] *** ThunderDragon changes topic to 'JUDGING IN SESSION!' [16:15] "in case of emergency, break glass" [16:15] chatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatter....whoops! [16:15] * Whitestar8472 is logging this lot... somewhere... dunno where though ;) [16:15] You'll never get a session finished if you wait for the judges to stop chatting, just barge through the chatting with pucnhlines :0P [16:15] I know... [16:15] ]...mushroom mushroom? [16:15] I just wasn't finished. [16:15] COMPETITION 1 - SEV SPACE TV - Dangerous part of mission [16:16] I'll start a THREAD at my forum to discuss this. [16:16] cut [16:16] keep [16:16] cut [16:16] keep [16:16] neutral [16:16] +CUT [16:16] Keep (to neutral) [16:16] (yeah, same here) [16:16] I'm leaning towards the injury related ones. [16:17] KEEP FOR NOW [16:17] What do you want me to do, RIGHT-click them to death? [16:17] cut [16:17] keep [16:17] cut [16:17] keep [16:17] keep [16:17] Keep [16:18] KEEP [16:18] cut [16:18] forgot to vote? Heh [16:18] If you have any COMPLAINTS or comments, you can post them on my website. [16:18] cut [16:18] cut [16:18] neutral [16:18] keep [16:18] Cut (neutral) [16:18] keep [16:18] keep (neutral) [16:18] KEEP FOR NOW [16:19] HOLD your position. I'm almost on level 5. [16:19] cut [16:19] keep [16:19] Cut [16:19] cut [16:19] keep [16:19] overused. [16:19] in other strips that is. [16:19] cut [16:19] keep [16:19] CUT [16:20] I ASSURE you I'm in great danger. Of running out of cheetos. [16:20] Cut [16:20] * Corsair *hides his bag of cheetos* [16:20] cut [16:20] cut [16:20] keep [16:20] cut [16:20] cut [16:20] keep (neutral) [16:20] CUT [16:20] You have any idea what my odds are for getting RSI? [16:21] cut [16:21] cut [16:21] cut [16:21] Cut [16:21] cut [16:21] neutral [16:21] keep [16:21] CUT [16:21] That the UPSIDE of being ugly. [16:21] cut [16:21] cut [16:21] Cut [16:21] cut [16:21] keep [16:21] cut [16:21] I haven't washed up, oops [16:21] erk, not good [16:22] I won't tell if you don't ;) [16:22] *sniffs* Yeah.. [16:22] Whilst there's just three of us in the flat, it's not such a problem [16:22] CUT [16:22] battling bo [16:22] keep [16:22] I'll be with you in a sec, I'm just writing a thank you NOTE to your costume designer. [16:22] cut [16:22] cut [16:22] cut [16:22] cut [16:22] Cut [16:22] cut [16:23] cut [16:23] CUT [16:23] I studied COMPUTERS, not cheerleading! [16:23] cut [16:23] cut [16:23] cut [16:23] cut [16:23] Cut [16:23] cut [16:23] This doesn't even make sense to me [16:23] nor me [16:23] neutral [16:23] Meh... My right hand is severly insect bitten. [16:23] Ouch :S [16:23] CUT [16:23] Gaby must have distracted you while you picked that one eh JC? [16:23] You CRASH windows. I CRASH Windows. [16:24] maybe it's a top tenner [16:24] cut [16:24] cut [16:24] keep [16:24] cut [16:24] * Whitestar8472 should really be packing... [16:24] keep [16:24] It is an annoyance. [16:24] keep [16:24] Few days before you go I thought [16:24] Keep (neutral) [16:24] KEEP [16:24] Yeah, it is, but you know me and my habit of leaving things *right* until the last minute [16:24] If it makes you feel better, I'm in danger of a LEG cramp! [16:24] cut [16:24] keep [16:25] cut [16:25] I packed for Finland last minute, beat you :0P [16:25] Cut [16:25] cut [16:25] I wanted to try not to pack 3 hours before leaving ;) [16:25] cut [16:25] The sooner I pack, the more I forget to bring [16:25] keep [16:25] I forgot to bring my advent calender :0( [16:26] :( [16:26] buy one there? [16:26] Lots of outside life puts all bare areas of skin in risk of being affected by insects and tear gas and other dangers that are found in nature. [16:26] CUT [16:26] tear gas, in nature? [16:26] I have a wooden one that I can reuse every year [16:26] i'm the one risking repetative strain INJURY [16:26] cut [16:26] keep [16:26] Keep [16:27] neutral [16:27] Well, today I was attacked by tear gas while in nature. [16:27] neutral [16:27] keep (neutral) [16:27] Then you are in a hurry to put on gas mask and C-protective clothing. [16:27] keep [16:27] you'll have to tell us about that. [16:27] KEEP [16:28] At least it wasn't mustard gas [16:28] you obviously don't know what all these magnetic FIELDS are doing to me internally [16:28] Oh *slaps head*, I forgot, boot camp. [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] Cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] I do not think that they would use mustard gas for an exercise... [16:28] CUT [16:28] If the hunt protesters got violent (more so than usual) you'd maybe get tear gas in nature ;0) [16:28] bad enough they use the tear gas [16:29] I would hope they'd no longer use it at all, awful stuff [16:29] No matter how hard I TRY I just can´t squess into a size 6. [16:29] cut [16:29] cut [16:29] keep [16:29] Military-grade tear gas. [16:29] cut [16:29] Cut [16:29] cut [16:29] Yeah, lots of stuff comes out for that. [16:29] Much more potent than the stuff the police use. [16:29] This punchline makes no sense in European sizes :0) [16:29] clears your sinuses though. [16:30] I have not breathed any tear gas, but it has come in contact with my skin. [16:30] It burns pretty much. [16:30] Shame that's not where your sinuses are then [16:30] CUT [16:30] hmmm, they locked us in a room, filled it up, then had us take off the masks [16:30] Ever seen ME high-kick in a mini-SKIRT? [16:30] keep [16:30] keep [16:31] kkeep [16:31] keep [16:31] Cut [16:31] Ouch! [16:31] They locked us in a room, filled it up, but we got to keep our masks on. [16:31] ouch! [16:31] cut [16:31] Heh. *remembers joke about emma peel high-kicking...*** [16:31] cut [16:31] KEEP [16:31] Hey, no peeling! *Drops to defensive stance and grabs leek* [16:31] hehe [16:32] Heh. defensive leek grabbing.... BT [16:32] The gas mask we use is EXTREMELY effective. [16:32] I threw my stomach ache at someone earlier [16:32] Emma, are you going to do the honours? Errm... on the other hand, better not? [16:32] hehe [16:32] FINAL MODE! [16:32] Yeah, they just wanted us to experience it, in case we didn't have access to a mask. [16:32] Twice [16:32] eek [16:33] Oh... [16:33] Bad US military. [16:33] SHORTLIST: [16:33] I'll start a THREAD at my forum to discuss this. [16:33] What do you want me to do, RIGHT-click them to death? [16:33] If you have any COMPLAINTS or comments, you can post them on my website. [16:33] You CRASH windows. I CRASH Windows. [16:33] i'm the one risking repetative strain INJURY [16:33] Ever seen ME high-kick in a mini-SKIRT? [16:34] Vote4 tight [16:34] vote4 injury [16:34] Bleh, that's right of course [16:34] vote4 SKIRT [16:34] vote4 injury [16:34] vote4 crash [16:34] vote4 INJURY [16:35] *Change vote* to RIGHT [16:35] "repetative" needs a re-spell. [16:35] Yup [16:36] *Yawns* [16:36] RIGHT - 2 | INJURY - 3 | SKIRT - 1 [16:36] * TheAmnesiacOne groans [16:36] arghhh! I voted for a punch with a spelling error...I'm getting too easygoing in my old age. [16:36] :-P [16:37] corsair - I can always edit the punchline [16:37] vote4 injury [16:37] I often fix typos or trim a word here or there [16:37] Yes, but I always slammed punches for punctuation and spelling. [16:37] SKIRT is CUT BY SEVMAN [16:37] *Slaps Ulf* [16:37] Heh! [16:38] yes, that's good :-P [16:38] anyway... in this case... vote4 INJURY [16:38] ...then, dear *Ford*, what is she gonna *wear*?!? [16:38] RIGHT - 2 | INJURY - 5 [16:38] that's the idea WS..... [16:38] ;) [16:38] INJURY WINS! [16:38] oh, *that* BT! [16:38] Member of my dramaturgy class flashed on Wednesday [16:39] meep :P [16:39] I don't think any of the guys had a decent view of it, if at all [16:39] *perks up* Oh? Really? [16:39] Muwahahaha [16:39] hehe [16:40] Michelle - you ever watch The Fast Show? [16:40] Not usually, no :S [16:41] Oh. Would you regardless be familiar witht he character who describes car sales and everything else as being like making love to a beautiful woman? [16:41] Errm... nope, sorry :S [16:41] 'cos there's a guy in my class who looks sorta like him [16:41] Oh [16:41] *g* oh dear ;) [16:41] uh oh, she's scoping out someone.... [16:41] He has a porn moustache, it's very distracting [16:42] Lol, eek! [16:42] He looks like he's about to walk into a kitchen of a scantily clad Swedish housewife and ask where the boiler is [16:42] Which is even more distracting [16:42] Especially when you add his voice [16:42] if you reload the finalists, you'll see I've chosen and culled the Sev Wars finalists [16:42] oh dear ;) [16:42] Oooo, and she's fantasizing too. [16:43] *reloads* [16:43] * Suom-E thwaps Bill with leek in her hand [16:43] COMPETITION 2 - SEV SPACE MOVIE - Explaining the Farce [16:43] Know you will after bigger BRIBE you give me. [16:43] *Eats cow chocolate [16:43] cut [16:44] Cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] some good ones here. [16:44] cut [16:44] neutral [16:44] * Whitestar8472 still has Dutchie birthday pressie chocolate to eat ;) [16:44] CUT [16:44] Yeah, I like a few of them [16:44] * TheAmnesiacOne agrees [16:44] This cow choc is from when I was in NL, never got round to eating it [16:44] Very difficult it is. Pre-CGI times we have. [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] keep [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] oooh, choocooolaaaate [16:45] It's a serious thing, you know. ;) [16:45] Keep [16:45] ;-) [16:45] Marabou chocolate cakes (200g) are currently larger but still have same price. [16:45] And now I'm in Finland, I have access to Finnish chocolate, so there's not much temptation to eat Milka ;0) [16:45] *g* [16:45] CUT [16:45] but a great temptation to eat finn. [16:46] The chocolate here is awesome, I need to stop buying it [16:46] My FINGER first you pull. Then the secrets of the farce released shall be. [16:46] cut [16:46] keep [16:46] Cut [16:46] cut [16:46] cut [16:46] Heh! [16:46] cut [16:46] one [16:46] keep [16:47] CUT [16:47] Hollowed out and filled with HELIUM these rocks I have yes... [16:47] 4 cuts.... peeU [16:47] cut [16:47] cut [16:47] keep [16:47] neutral [16:47] neutral [16:47] Cut (neutral) [16:48] CUT [16:48] One of mine likened the farce to doing the hokey-pokey. scored well, for awhile...then a great point crash. [16:48] How the hell would I know... Oops... "Difficult to EXPLAIN, it is!" [16:48] cut [16:49] Cut [16:49] keep [16:49] keep [16:49] keep [16:49] cut [16:49] keep [16:49] * Whitestar8472 remembers the "hokey pokey" scene with Londo, Delenn and Draal [16:49] Heh! [16:49] (well, okay - Londo *ranting* about it, anyway ;)) [16:49] a classic [16:49] yes :) [16:50] KEEP [16:50] Never REVEAL his tricks, a magician does. [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] Cut [16:50] neutral [16:50] If by some miracle this survives, it should be "Reveal his tricks, a magician doesn't" [16:51] On account of that making sense [16:51] ;0) [16:51] *nods* [16:51] Ooh, 0047 here [16:51] 22:47 here ;) [16:51] too many think you just speak backwards for him, but it's more complex than that. [16:51] Gotta go for a few mins, Gaby is getting demanding :-) [16:51] eep, okay ;) [16:51] CUT [16:51] let's hope she isn't climbing stuff ;) [16:51] Watch Episode 1, you must. Find the answer, you will. UNDERSTAND it, you will not. [16:51] keep [16:51] Keep [16:52] cut (too long) [16:52] cut [16:52] cut [16:52] The detector of the miditechnobabbles is made of a female razor [16:52] watch episode 1, bewildered you will be, $7 you will lose. [16:52] Lol [16:52] *grins at both* [16:52] Hehe... [16:53] Need a drink I do [16:53] CUT [16:53] Need tea, I do [16:53] darnit ;) [16:54] To understand, CONFUSED your speech must become! [16:54] cut [16:54] cut [16:54] Cut [16:54] cut [16:54] cut [16:54] Michelle - do you remember me telling you that when I bought the meep sheep there was a giraffe I really wanted to buy for myself? [16:54] CUT [16:54] neutral [16:54] I think so, yes :) [16:54] He's now sitting on my shelf :0D [16:54] Master the BLUE screen, you must. [16:54] did you find another one? [16:54] cut [16:54] yay! :D [16:55] cut [16:55] keep (neutral) [16:55] cut [16:55] Cut (neutral) [16:55] cut [16:55] CUT [16:55] Dad bought the last one from Hamleys - practically snatched it from a little girl's hands ;0) [16:55] I use plushies for blowgun targets. [16:55] Ask not a PUPPET about strings. [16:55] good timing, that dad! :) [16:55] cut [16:55] cut [16:55] cut [16:55] cut [16:55] keep [16:55] I can't spell his name though [16:56] Mine is Meepette The Puffball Sheepette ;) [16:56] CUT [16:56] Heehee [16:56] Mine is Finnish for giraffe ;0) [16:56] (well, "Meep" was taken already) [16:56] oooo, hunting darts for that one. [16:56] All about STRING theory it is... [16:56]