[16:27] so, are we going to do any judging any time soon? else I'll go play age of mythology :-P [16:27] let's begin [16:27] *thwaps ChatZilla* *prefers mIRC for copy/pasting* [16:27] nonono, that's "Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin" ;) [16:27] u must have lag i havent a clue what youre on about :o [16:28] *clears throat loudly* [16:28] whos running it#? [16:28] majel even [16:28] good question [16:28] im the fountain of no-knowledghe [16:29] if someone else can run it, I can post the winning punchlines into the comics while we judge [16:29] ive never run one. [16:29] Petra: you and me both [16:29] surely someone here knows how to run majel? [16:29] Is Majel even working? [16:30] (I think it would have to be a manual session) [16:30] "if you think you know it all, come and see me and you shall leave asking yourself many questions (and aldso trying to answer some of mine cos its driving you mad ;))" [16:30] ...the widderwudder*wha*? [16:31] i rest my case [16:31] I've never run a JS either. Where are all our regulars? [16:31] ;) [16:31] in finland ;) [16:31] all of them? :-P [16:31] mentallly ;) [16:31] Emma is, but dunno about Ben or Nemi or... [16:31] just E - physically;) [16:31] ben never comes to JSes really [16:32] * TheAmnesiacOne looks at David and TD [16:32] usually cos hes at uni [16:32] They are technically here, but apparently not at the same time :-P [16:32] nemi makes rare apperances [16:32] maybe he's back at uni - and iirc both Ben and Emma had problems using IRC there [16:32] I'll do it if noone else wants to [16:32] not yet [16:32] he wont be at uni till october i think] [16:32] not sure about that [16:32] anyway hes not a regular [16:32] be warned, I'll do it fast though so you have to pay attention or you'll miss a punchline [16:33] captain thomas isnt here... [16:33] have we enough active judges [16:33] ? [16:33] btw, John: for TT there are two lines with the same punchword [16:33] I've never run a JS before... and I got back from Ireland a few hours ago (am knackered ;)) [16:33] oh well, at least with manuals we can get around that [16:33] "upside" [16:33] hold on, I'll go into the db and fix it now [16:34] k :-) [16:35] *yawns profoundly* [16:35] ok, everyone ready? [16:35] *meeps you* [16:35] (cup of tea, anyone? ;)) [16:35] mmmm meep [16:35] are three judges enough? [16:35] ready here [16:35] One last question - how do you change the colour of your text in MIRC :-) [16:35] or, erm, four? [16:35] i think it has to be 5 [16:35] SO I can make the punchlines stand out [16:36] there are FOUR judges! ;-) [16:36] ctrl-k, isn't it? and select from the pop-up menu iirc [16:36] hehe yay ;) [16:36] i cant recall.,... but i know you have to do it for every line [16:36] hey, nifty - I didn't know about that [16:36] thanx, testing now [16:36] great [16:36] mw\ha [16:36] Meep? [16:36] dorage [16:36] green vs purple!! *thinks of the Drazi* [16:36] meep [16:37] it's alive! [16:37] meep is goof [16:37] very ehm....colourful [16:37] d [16:37] Judging punchlines for "In Love With Ten" [16:37] it's alive... it's aliiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiive!!! [16:37] Ten? I was looking at the CONSOLE behind her! [16:37] i looked at that and though of yhatzee [16:37] (my EYES, lol!) [16:37] keep [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] keep [16:37] keep [16:37] 3 keeps, 2 cuts - KEPT [16:38] She reminds me of my MOTHERBOARD [16:38] cut [16:38] keep [16:38] (no neuts I assume, btw?) [16:38] keep [16:38] keep [16:38] keep (neutral) [16:38] KEPT [16:38] My hollow-emitter has taken a SHINE to her. [16:38] cut [16:39] cut [16:39] cut [16:39] keep (neutral) [16:39] cut [16:39] SHINE is CUT [16:39] I was dating a TOASTER, but we broke up last week . . . [16:39] 3 cuts 1 keep [16:39] cut [16:39] cut [16:39] (so I guess we didn't take a SHINE to that one) [16:39] cut [16:39] cut [16:39] *groan* [16:39] cut [16:40] TOASTER is cut [16:40] Lets just say she PUSHED the right buttons [16:40] keep [16:40] keep [16:40] hmm,,, [16:40] cut [16:40] hm..... [16:40] keep [16:40] cut [16:41] PUSHED is kept [16:41] (so it wasn't PUSHED out then) [16:41] It was love at first BYTE [16:41] "would you get a load of that circuitry?!" [16:41] cut [16:41] (heh! ;-)) [16:41] keep [16:41] keep [16:41] cut [16:41] keep [16:41] i prefered my own nanite one - me is biased ;) [16:41] BYTE is kept [16:41] (heh, which one was that?) [16:42] it was love at first nanite [16:42] You're forgetting I'm the one who gave her that CATSUIT [16:42] heh ;) [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] keep [16:42] CATSUIT is cut [16:42] She walked THROUGH me once and I've not been the same since [16:42] cut [16:42] keep [16:42] dear FORD, she has no clothes on now...! [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] ;) [16:42] cut [16:43] *clears throat* [16:43] THROUGH is cut [16:43] My SOFTWARE is compatible with her hardware. Need I say more? [16:43] keep [16:43] cut [16:43] keep [16:43] keep [16:43] keep [16:43] SOFTWARE is kept [16:43] I'm FILLING in for Hairy. [16:43] cut [16:43] cut [16:43] keep [16:43] cut [16:43] "she's the windows 2002 to my..." [16:44] cut [16:44] FILLING is cut [16:44] software plus hardware = SHAREWARE [16:44] keep [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] keep (neutral) [16:44] cut [16:44] SHAREWARE is cut [16:44] could've been better eh...phrased...sentenced....whatever [16:44] I'm on the REBOUND from breaking up with the transploder [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:45] REBOUND is cut [16:45] Hey, you've got a HOLLOW head, and somehow you fell in love. [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] "i want her for her body" [16:45] cut [16:45] cur [16:45] t [16:45] HOLLOW is cut [16:45] Remind me to SCHEDULE you for an eye exam, Mr Paris. [16:45] cut [16:45] keep [16:45] cut [16:45] keep [16:45] cut [16:45] SCHEDULE is cut [16:46] SCHEDULE has been rescheduled! [16:46] ok there were 5 punchlines that were kept [16:46] lol [16:46] time for vote4... [16:46] my scxhedule is out the window ;) [16:46] wow, that's a lot [16:46] FIVE? blimey [16:46] Ten? I was looking at the CONSOLE behind her! [16:46] She reminds me of my MOTHERBOARD [16:46] Lets just say she PUSHED the right buttons [16:46] It was love at first BYTE [16:46] My SOFTWARE is compatible with her hardware. Need I say more? [16:46] what are chances we'll all vote for a different one? [16:46] Oops, forgot to colour them [16:46] Ten? I was looking at the CONSOLE behind her! [16:46] vote4 console [16:46] She reminds me of my MOTHERBOARD [16:46] Lets just say she PUSHED the right buttons [16:46] It was love at first BYTE [16:46] hehe, I was thinking the same thing [16:46] My SOFTWARE is compatible with her hardware. Need I say more? [16:46] dang, only did the first line. Well, you gt the idea. [16:46] VOTE4 PUSHED [16:46] vote4 pushed [16:47] vote motherboard [16:47] vote4 console [16:47] CONSOLE 2, PUSHED 2, MOTHERBOARD 1 [16:47] I *always* have to revote, it's a conspiracy. [16:47] lol [16:48] muwahahahaha ;) [16:48] awwww [16:48] youre unique ;) [16:48] Amnesiac - you're too much of an individual, you need to adopt a mob mentality :-) [16:48] so since I assume motherboard is cut, I revote4 PUSHED [16:48] resistance is sevtile [16:48] darn [16:48] Even if Amnesiac revotes, it's still 3 versus 2, a Sevqueen decision [16:48] either that or just... eh... forget about being an individual? *runs* [16:48] Want me to fetch her now to cast her decision? [16:48] wheee... why not ;) [16:48] yesss pleasssesseses [16:49] ooooh [16:49] yay! [16:49] judgement day/night ;-) [16:49] berni from IA - wake up with those bull frogs on your mind [16:49] but who's the Terminator? :O ;) [16:49] er no cant say i have... [16:49] that...that was random! [16:49] have you EVER [16:49] hehe [16:50] The Sevqueen has made her decision... [16:50] The winner is PUSHED [16:50] *drum roll* [16:50] i woke up with bright red lipstick on my mind for some reasib [16:50] aww :( [16:50] *tsjing!* [16:50] meh ;) [16:50] Now judging Hogwash Motto [16:50] Ten Days Since Last VILLIAN Infiltration [16:50] an oldish lkady in spain (friend of my aunts) painted my nails in that frightful colour [16:50] keep [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] (Petra: EEK!) [16:51] VILLIAN is cut [16:51] Where teachers DROP out faster than pupils! [16:51] keep [16:51] keep [16:51] keep [16:51] never comment on how shiny someones nail varnish is if you wouldnt WEAR that nail varnish *nods sagely* [16:51] (Dork Arts teachers, anyway ;)) [16:51] keep [16:51] meep, I'll remember that ;) [16:51] cut [16:51] DROP is kept [16:51] If you don't like it, talk to the HAT ! [16:51] keep (speaking of terminator. ;-)) [16:51] cut [16:51] keep [16:51] keep [16:51] keep [16:52] talk to the hat cos head aint listenin'! [16:52] HAT is kept [16:52] No, GANDALF did not go to school here. [16:52] * Whitestar8472 judges herself to be a safe enough distance away to say your nail varnish looks SHINYYY! [16:52] ;) [16:52] cut [16:52] keep [16:52] cut [16:52] keep [16:52] cut [16:52] lol [16:52] gandalf was probably a teacher though [16:52] yeah but you did the nail varnish lol [16:52] GANDALF is cut [16:52] "you shall not pass!" [16:52] LOSING Dork Arts Teachers For A Thousand Years [16:52] lol! [16:52] cut [16:52] cut [16:53] cut [16:53] cut [16:53] cut [16:53] LOSING is unanimously cut [16:53] Our elves aren't GIRLY-men [16:53] cut [16:53] cut [16:53] keep [16:53] cut [16:53] cut [16:53] hmm, don't know why I didn't cull this one [16:53] i dont see what that has to do with... ya ... [16:53] (ooooh, a bit of hostility towards Legolas there, maybe? ;)) [16:53] yes, that's the point :-P [16:53] GIRLY is cut (although yeah, the anti-legolas sentiment must be why I kept it :-) [16:54] dunno, I found it amusing [16:54] TRESPASSERS will be turned into newts [16:54] hehe ;) [16:54] cut [16:54] cut (neutral) [16:54] cut [16:54] cut [16:54] Amnesiac - I found it amusing too although not quite winning punchline material [16:54] keep [16:54] TRESPASSERS is cut [16:54] GIANTS in the forest are larger than they appear [16:54] keep [16:54] keep [16:54] keep! [16:54] keep [16:54] (I like this one even though it's a reference to book 5 in a way) [16:54] i dont get it [16:54] cu [16:54] cut [16:55] this line....eh..."grows" on you. ;-) [16:55] "cu" - where are you going? ;-) [16:55] Amnesiac - yeah, although I suppose it could also apply to Hagrid [16:55] ah, but he's only a half-giant ;-) [16:55] GIANT is kept [16:55] must be a ref to POA [16:55] BEWARE of ["dog" crossed out] ["Hippogrif" crossed out] ["dragon" crossed out] Haggard [16:55] um well duh lol [16:55] *cough*nope ;) [16:55] keep [16:55] keep [16:55] keep [16:55] keep [16:55] keep [16:55] (but please make it beware of THE dog etc.) [16:55] BEWARE is kept (unanimously) [16:56] If you can't read this, you're a MUGGLE [16:56] *cough* meep [16:56] keep [16:56] cut [16:56] cut [16:56] cut [16:56] (HippogrifF has two "f"s ;)) [16:56] keep [16:56] yes, that too ;-) [16:56] someone on a quiddich stick in the air would be a better place for a bvumper sticker like that ;) [16:56] Aishae - already done one of those [16:57] MUGGLE is cut [16:57] You-Know-Who is NOT invited to the class reuninon [16:57] cut [16:57] cut [16:57] CUT [16:57] keep (neutral) [16:57] cut [16:57] NOT is cut [16:57] Your reality CHECK is about to bounce [16:57] cut [16:57] keep (neutral) [16:57] keep [16:57] keep (neutral) [16:57] cut [16:58] I thought this one was a little too cute but nevertheless CHECK is kept [16:58] SHIFT happens. Watch the staircases [16:58] keep [16:58] cut [16:58] keep [16:58] cut [16:58] cut [16:58] (did anyone enter "Something wicked this way comes"? :P ;) ) [16:58] SHIFT is cut [16:58] whitestar - don't recall seeing that one [16:58] [16:58] Brand new evil PLOT every semester [16:58] Narf! [16:58] [16:58] Brand new evil PLOT every semester [16:58] cut [16:59] cut [16:59] cut [16:59] cut [16:59] hmm, it's not going red for some reason [16:59] cut [16:59] ...aren't they yearly? ;) [16:59] PLOT is cut [16:59] you have to do crtl and k each line] [16:59] for each line [16:59] meep [16:59] Where the CEILING is fake, but the monsters are real [16:59] cut [16:59] cut [16:59] must've just hit a wrong key on that one particular line (twice in a row) [16:59]