Session Start: Fri Dec 17 15:57:30 2004 [15:57] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [15:57] *** Topic is 'Not in session.' [15:57] *** Set by Majel on Fri Dec 10 17:42:45 [15:57] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [15:57] Uh huh... [15:57] Hi [15:57] Hei [15:57] Greetings to thee, EofS, daughter of C and D of S. [15:57] Not quite ;0) [15:58] Daughter of DofS and SofB (no jokes :0P ) [15:58] Greetings, Corsair, addict to the aural and visual pleasures that our earthly electronic equipment can provide. [15:58] Greetings, oh Nova, creator of things that are thingies [15:59] Corsair, wise though you are beyond your years, it pleases me that even you can make mistakes. For the creator of thingies is not I, but Leander. [15:59] Majel is not a thingie? [15:59] She pinged out [16:00] She doesn't have a thingy [16:00] Illustrious Corsair, Majel is a bitch. [16:00] Well, as an addict of aural and visual pleasures, I sometimes neither see nor listen. [16:01] *** Miguel has joined #sevtrek [16:01] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [16:01] Irony is SO 10 seconds ago! [16:01] Hi [16:01] That which we so hold dear, we often forget. [16:01] hey [16:01] The Ben has made a connection to this meeting place of interesting minds. Welcome to thee. [16:02] well, it was this or fix my other computer [16:02] We are all in a place surrounded by a pure white. [16:02] Dum must have got his copy of LoTR... [16:02] You mean interesting minds... + Oceanic :) [16:02] * Oceanic hears low self esteem is in. [16:03] That which is not can be. [16:03] In what? [16:03] That which is, can be better. [16:03] The friend I visited earlier already has RotK:EE, I was teribly jealous [16:03] In style, in fashion etc. [16:03] I have RotK:EE :D [16:03] I don't [16:04] I haven't bought it yet.... [16:04] and an amazing little model thingy of Minas Tirith [16:04] Why do you already have it? [16:04] Sound amazing, little and model-like! [16:04] Jealousy is but pride one has not attempted to gain yet. [16:04] Oooo, you got the 'spensive one [16:04] Emma - because I'm at home? [16:05] Yeeees? [16:05] home is where 127.0.0.1 is. [16:05] Shouldn't you have waited for b'day/Christmas [16:05] and I've had it on pre-order from Amazon.co.uk since... August? [16:05] Quoth the server: 404 [16:05] *** johncook has joined #sevtrek [16:05] On amazon.co.uk it's г23 for RotK:EE. On amazon.com it's $23. That sucks [16:05] The Messiah has returned with news. [16:05] JC! [16:05] Hello, goosir Cook! [16:05] I've not waited for the last two... [16:05] hiya JC [16:05] Ben - impatient :0P [16:05] Emma: your point?! [16:06] The last two had Novemeber releases, not fortnight before your birthday releases [16:06] That was supposed to be goodsir *Sweatbeads* [16:06] Narf. [16:06] My point is that it's cheaper not to buy things yourself ;0) [16:06] hi [16:06] Hi John [16:06] sorry I haven't culled the punchlines yet (or chose finalists for Sev Space Movie) [16:06] Hello Fred. ;) [16:06] 23 pounds is about $44 at exchange rate [16:06] do you mind waiting and I'll do it quickly now? [16:06] np [16:06] I can wait 15-20 minutes [16:06] I thought those were culled [16:07] 20 Punchlines is culled? [16:07] I doubt it [16:07] My bodily functions are able to sustain me for such a period of time. [16:07] Mine *brrrffft* too [16:07] Corsair, you are deflating. Please seek medical attention. [16:07] Corsair - I know the exchange rate. That's why I commented on the prices [16:07] We pay twice as much as you [16:08] * Oceanic gets the emergency helium [16:08] No pain, no gain. Double the pain, double the gain? [16:08] (And $23 is obscenely little for a new EE of LotR) [16:08] I was wondering too how muffy is going to make out, the rate has really been climbing lately [16:08] Muffy is going to make out? with whom? [16:08] Nah, half the gain - no is where the two lines cross [16:08] While we know 0xX = 0xY it is not confirmed that they follow an X = Y diagram [16:09] Yeah, US students in the UK must be finding it tough at the mo [16:09] * Oceanic curses his A Level maths for possessing him [16:09] On the other hand, if they can get a job here and then take that money home... [16:09] Money is an illusion created and upheld by man, so that they may gain a kind of power, that too, is an illusion. [16:09] is that permitted. I mean, student jobs [16:10] 20 hours a week on a student visa [16:10] There's more than enough money for everyone's need, but not for their greed [16:10] If your course of study is more than 18 hours a week, you will need a [16:10] student visa [16:10] Me? I just want 100x Whatever Bill Gates has [16:10] Not that much... [16:10] pffft, I'll take .001% [16:11] William (Bill) H. Gates is chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation, the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions that help people and businesses realize their full potential. [16:11] If I had exchanged to the US, I could be living like a king right now [16:12] Wow, with a thingie and everything? [16:12] Well I don't know about that [16:12] *** missizzy has joined #sevtrek [16:12] Hello [16:13] narf. [16:13] And /2 is a much easier conversion to do than /1.4 [16:13] Heh. Just have to say "gimme". [16:13] Hi there [16:13] hello [16:14] I've actually not bothered converting here on a day to day basis [16:14] Judging session hasn't started yet, if that's what you're here for. JC is culling the punchlines now. [16:14] i see [16:14] good [16:15] i haven't been to the sev website in ages, I needaac chance to look around! [16:15] errr, E, JC + op = ? [16:15] *** EofS sets mode: +o johncook [16:15] chose movie punchlines [16:15] JC + op = JCop [16:15] but I have to go out so how do you guys feel about judging unculled punchlines [16:15] Cheese it! It's the J Cops! [16:15] Eh. I don't mind [16:16] Np, I like most of them [16:16] omgwtfunculledarghstfuimsodead [16:16] I kinda mind [16:16] ok, I'll just create the majel text file. Please hold... [16:16] I'm tired [16:16] Stay out of the streets [16:16] Oh have you two (John and Johan) talked about the comp_id problem? [16:16] wha? [16:16] no. [16:17] I'm manually changing the sunday comp from #4 to #3 now [16:17] Majel is programmed for comp ids 1, 2 and 3 only, right? [16:17] Sunday is id 4 [16:17] well [16:17] majel is programmed for a sequential numbering system [16:17] 1,2,3,4,5,6 etc.. [16:17] if one's missing, or in a completely different place from where it would try to find it, it doesn't work. [16:17] it's called Basic.... [16:17] done [16:17] Ok [16:17] 1=... 2=... 3=... and then the sections with the punchlines need to be in that simple order as well [16:18] wanna give majel a test run then? [16:18] * EofS hopes someone fast runs the session [16:18] WouldifIcouldbutIcantsoIwont [16:18] (And that they run it quickly ;0) [16:18] *** Majel has joined #sevtrek [16:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel [16:18] * Majel - online * [16:19] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ A wizard has entered the channel: Majel [16:19] BRING IT!!! [16:19] Yay, last midnight JS :0D [16:19] <*sevman*> does my butt look big in this punchlines file? [16:19] want me to run? [16:19] <*sevman*> that would be most appreciated. [16:19] <*sevman*> majel seems to have a thing for ben [16:19] I don't know, let me walk around it first, then I'll tell you [16:19] * Miguel runs off [16:20] ohhh beeen! touch my buttoonnss!! [16:20] Heh! *thinks of cartman episode with Ben Affleck* [16:20] no! not the reset bu-- ... [16:20] JC, is Majel's file ready? [16:21] File ready and loaded. Awaiting further orders. [16:21] If I go quiet, I've probably fallen asleep ;0) [16:21] if i go quiet, i probably rusted. [16:21] That'd be the only way [16:21] I'll have to type really loud ot wake you up/oil you... :o [16:22] <*sevman*> ok, who's voting? [16:22] wasn't me. [16:22] <*sevman*> I need to know how many to expect [16:22] I am [16:22] i am [16:22] ding! [16:22] oh. um. i guess i can pop in a few votes. [16:22] Me [16:23] * EofS starts peeling clementines [16:23] and myself makes 6 [16:23] right, lets rock and rool [16:23] *** Majel changes topic to 'Judging is now in session in #sevtrek' [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ JUDGING SESSION HAS BEGUN [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ VISIT THIS NOW: - http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php - [16:23] With 6 you get eggroll [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ STARTING: COMPETITION NR: 1, NAME: Sev Space TV [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ BUDGET [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ COSTS [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ COULD [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DENT [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DIALOGUE [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ERROR [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FAITH [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FIGHTING [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ HAIR [16:23] 6 Judgers = 3 Queenies :) [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ HOLDING [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ INSULTS [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ INTEREST [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ OUTRAGE [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ RANDOM [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ RECLINER [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ RESET [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ SOMETHING [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THIS [16:23] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ UNIVERSE [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ USAGE [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES [16:24] So many... [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: BUDGET [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ The resulting special effects would bust our BUDGET. [16:24] keep [16:24] cut [16:24] keep [16:24] keep [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE BUDGET HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 01 - SILENT: 07 [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:24] The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step [16:24] And ends 6 steps later [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: COSTS [16:24] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ You know how much room-service COSTS? [16:24] cut [16:24] cut [16:24] Cut [16:25] keep [16:25] keep [16:25] 1000 miles = 49 leagues? [16:25] cut [16:25] Dunno [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE COSTS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 05 [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: COULD [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It COULD be the self-destruct. Try it and find out. [16:25] cut [16:25] cut [16:25] cut [16:25] cut [16:25] cut [16:25] Cut [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE COULD HAS BEEN CUT: [16:25] it has been cut so much [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 06 - SILENT: 05 [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:25] it'll bleed to death [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: CURIOSITY [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY kills the crew. Captain. [16:25] keep [16:25] cut [16:25] keep [16:25] Keep [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE CURIOSITY HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 01 - SILENT: 07 [16:25] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:25] cut [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: DENT [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Look up and you'll see a head shaped DENT in the ceiling. [16:26] cuyt [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] keep [16:26] Cut [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE DENT HAS BEEN CUT: [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 05 [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: DIALOGUE [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Thats the "Technobabble Inhibitor". Press it and we lose three quarters of our DIALOGUE [16:26] cut [16:26] keep [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] Cut [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE DIALOGUE HAS BEEN CUT: [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 06 [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:26] or not... [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: DOES [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Its the only button on the ship that DOES work. [16:26] keep [16:26] keep [16:26] keep [16:26] cut [16:26] Better times to make that joke (technobabble) [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE DOES HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 01 - SILENT: 07 [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:26] Cut [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: ERROR [16:26] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Personal Log: Operations continue on a trial and ERROR basis [16:26] Yeah, we don't want to get stale [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] cut [16:26] Cut [16:27] keep [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE ERROR HAS BEEN CUT: [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 06 [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FAITH [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Because it plays "FAITH of the Heart". [16:27] cut [16:27] cut [16:27] cut [16:27] cut [16:27] cut [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE FAITH HAS BEEN CUT: [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 06 [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FIGHTING [16:27] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Men-- always FIGHTING over the remote! [16:27] keep [16:27] cut [16:27] neutral [16:27] keep [16:27] Cut [16:27] cut [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE FIGHTING HAS BEEN CUT: [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 06 [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FLUSH [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ You shouldn't FLUSH until you've finished. [16:28] cut [16:28] keep [16:28] cut [16:28] keep [16:28] Cut [16:28] keep [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE FLUSH HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 05 [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HAIR [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It'll blow your HAIR clean off. [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE HAIR HAS BEEN CUT: [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 06 [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HOLDING [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ it's the only thing HOLDING this ship together! [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] cut [16:28] neutral [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE HOLDING HAS BEEN CUT: [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 07 [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: INSULTS [16:28] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It broadcasts INSULTS in all known languages on all frequencies! [16:29] cut [16:29] cut [16:29] neutral [16:29] Neutral [16:29] neutral [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE INSULTS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 03 - CUT: 02 - SILENT: 06 [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: INTEREST [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It moves me to my next love INTEREST. [16:29] the idea is funny but the line itself doesn't quite get a laugh [16:29] cut [16:29] cut [16:29] neutral [16:29] cut [16:29] I agree [16:29] Cut [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE INTEREST HAS BEEN CUT: [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 07 [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:29] It chaffes, sitting on the fence like this... [16:29] Heh [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: OUTRAGE [16:29] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It┤s the OUTRAGE-the-Velcron-High-Command-button! [16:29] keep [16:29] cut [16:30] keep [16:30] cut [16:30] Cut [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE OUTRAGE HAS BEEN CUT: [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 06 [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: PARTER [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Last time you pressed that button. we needed a two-PARTER episode to clean up the mess... [16:30] keep [16:30] keep [16:30] keep [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE PARTER HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:30] cut [16:30] Keep [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 00 - SILENT: 08 [16:30] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:30] Should it be someone not you? [16:30] If he's pressed it before, why does he need to ask "why?" [16:30] Yeah, sounds better that way. [16:30] I think Emma has a good point [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: RANDOM [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It's a RANDOM disaster generator! [16:31] keep [16:31] Cut [16:31] cut [16:31] cut [16:31] cut [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE RANDOM HAS BEEN CUT: [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 06 [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: RANDOM [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It's a RANDOM disaster generator! [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: RECLINER [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Never come between a man and his RECLINER. Twit. [16:31] cut [16:31] keep [16:31] cut [16:31] cut [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE RECLINER HAS BEEN CUT: [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 07 [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: RESET [16:31] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ We're saving that RESET button for the series finale! [16:31] keep [16:32] cut [16:32] cut [16:32] Cut [16:32] cut [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE RESET HAS BEEN CUT: [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 06 [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:32] keep [16:32] Too many reset buttons running aroung [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: SOMETHING [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ We've got to leave *SOMETHING* for Mayweather to do. [16:32] keep [16:32] cut [16:32] neutral [16:32] cut [16:32] Neutral [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE SOMETHING HAS BEEN CUT: [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 02 - CUT: 02 - SILENT: 06 [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: THIS [16:32] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Darn -- I was THIS close to the Captain's Chair. [16:32] cut [16:32] cut [16:32] Cut [16:32] cut [16:32] cut [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE THIS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 06 [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: UNIVERSE [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It causes everything in the UNIVERSE to look like the set of a 1960┤s sci-fi show. [16:33] keep [16:33] cut [16:33] cut [16:33] Cut [16:33] cut [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN CUT: [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 06 [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: USAGE [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ USAGE of the ejection seat would be illogical. [16:33] cut [16:33] keep [16:33] that one did give me a new idea [16:33] keep [16:33] cut [16:33] Cut [16:33] *** DarthPlushie has joined #sevtrek [16:33] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ A wizard has entered the channel: DarthPlushie [16:33] *** Majel sets mode: +o DarthPlushie [16:34] Hei you :0) [16:34] Hi [16:34] "YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!" [16:34] *kills the plushie* [16:34] Just about to get to the finalists of Sev TV [16:34] hello all - wherea re we up to and can I have a finalists page link ;) [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE USAGE HAS BEEN CUT: [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 02 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 07 [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:34] If you're wondering [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ BUDGET 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER 36 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] vote4 parter [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ of 12 judges there were 12 that didn't vote. [16:34] vote4 does [16:34] Guys, steady off the mark [16:34] We haven't moved to final mode yet guys [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ BUDGET 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:34] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER 36 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ VOTE4 YOUR FAVORITE LINE [16:35] vote4 parter [16:35] vote4 parter [16:35] vote4 does [16:35] vote4 flush cos it sounds great ;) [16:35] toilet jokes... [16:35] vote4 curiousity [16:35] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [16:35] vote4 curiosity (damn americans) [16:35] thanks emma [16:35] vote4 curiousity [16:35] Grr [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ BUDGET 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:35] vote4 curiosity [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH 27 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:35] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER 36 % - "HAS BEEN KEPT" [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CANNOT SHOW TALLY REPORT: NOW IN FINAL MODE [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY has received: 2 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ of 12 judges there were 7 that didn't vote. [16:36] I always do that *backs away from the tree* [16:36] Um, missizzy voted for parter too [16:36] On java link? [16:36] But just in case... [16:36] missizzy: are you using the java applet? [16:36] vote4 parter [16:36] yes [16:36] Ah [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY has received: 2 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ DOES has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FLUSH has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER has received: 1 votes [16:36] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ of 12 judges there were 7 that didn't vote. [16:37] It has trouble reading votes from there, doesn't it? [16:37] yes [16:37] I'm not sure it does at all [16:37] I reads them in the elimination round, just not the final [16:37] well then, I'll wait till you're done [16:37] <*sevman*> PARTER: 2 | CURIOSITY: 2. Cut the rest? [16:37] Yes [16:37] * Oceanic agrees [16:37] yeah [16:38] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ALERT! ALREADY IN -FINAL- MODE! [16:38] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PUNCHLINE FLUSH HAS BEEN REMOVED BY MAJEL [16:38] * EofS blinks [16:38] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PUNCHLINE DOES HAS BEEN REMOVED BY MAJEL [16:38] hmmmm . should I revote then? [16:38] don't like either of these [16:38] If you want [16:38] CussCuss - if we abstaoin it goes to a Queenie [16:38] are we suggesting the rewrite on parter? [16:38] Yes we are [16:39] vote4 parter [16:39] Definitely suggest the rewrite, yes [16:39] just make it plain [16:39] vote4 parter on the basis that it is ismplified [16:39] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ CURIOSITY has received: 2 votes [16:39] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PARTER has received: 3 votes [16:39] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ of 12 judges there were 7 that didn't vote. [16:39] ouch SEVEN?! [16:39] 4-2...Clear winner? [16:39] Jim - the rewrite we're suggesting changes "you" to "someone" [16:39] Well, six technically [16:39] Jim - only 6 people are voting [16:39] thanks [16:39] skitsamma ;) [16:39] <*sevman*> PARTER: 4, CURIO(U)SITY: 2 [16:40] <*sevman*> PARTER WINS! [16:40] <*sevman*> Next, please [16:40] * Oceanic does the touch up shuffle [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ NOT LISTENING TO COMMANDS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ STARTING: COMPETITION NR: 2, NAME: Sev Space Movie [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ACOUSTICS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ALTERED [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ BUTTONS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ EFFECTS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ EXTREME [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ FATHER [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ GUESS [16:40] i sense a plushie. [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ HELIUM [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ IGNORE [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ INSTALLED [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ JOINING [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEYPAD [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ LIKED [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ LUNGS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MATCH [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MENACING [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ PANTS [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ RESPECT [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ SQUEAKY [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THIS [16:40] YOU WILL CEASE SENSING ME! I AM NOT THE PLUSHIE YOU ARE SENSING! [16:40] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THX [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ YIPPEE [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ READY TO COUNT YOUR VOTES [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: ACOUSTICS [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ Inside this mask. the visibility is lousy. but the ACOUSTICS rock! [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] Cut [16:41] cut [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE ACOUSTICS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 07 [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: ALTERED [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ I've ALTERED my voice. Pray I don't alter it further... [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] Cut [16:41] cut [16:41] * EofS suspects she might know who wrote this line [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE ALTERED HAS BEEN CUT: [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 07 [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:41] Again, it's cliched [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: BUTTONS [16:41] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ I tried all the BUTTONS on the front of the suit. This was my favourite. [16:41] keep [16:41] neutral [16:41] keep [16:41] keep [16:41] Cut [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE BUTTONS HAS BEEN KEPT: [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 03 - NEUTRAL: 01 - CUT: 01 - SILENT: 07 [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:42] (I tried all the punchlines on the list. This was my favourite ;)) [16:42] Oceanic - it's also a word for word rehash from last week ;0) [16:42] heh [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: EFFECTS [16:42] Exactly [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ It's one of the side EFFECTS of this thing we call "puberty". old man... [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE EFFECTS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 08 [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:42] Which is why I suspect I know who wrote it [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: EXTREME [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ When they say 'EXTREME Makeover.' they mean it. [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] Cut [16:42] cut [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE EXTREME HAS BEEN CUT: [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 04 - SILENT: 08 [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:42] I quite liked 'The hormones are strong in this one!' [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: FATHER [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ forget the voice.... mouldy-bun i am your FATHER! [16:42] cut for the love of Sev! [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut !!!! [16:42] Cut [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE FATHER HAS BEEN CUT: [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 00 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 05 - SILENT: 07 [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:42] Ugh [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: GUESS [16:42] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ First rebellious behaviour and now deepening voice. Take a wild GUESS... [16:42] keep [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE GUESS HAS BEEN CUT: [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 08 [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: HELIUM [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ I kicked my HELIUM addiction! [16:43] cut [16:43] cut [16:43] cut [16:43] keep [16:43] Just sounds stupid [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ THE LINE HELIUM HAS BEEN CUT: [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ KEEP: 01 - NEUTRAL: 00 - CUT: 03 - SILENT: 08 [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГ [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ MAJEL ASKS YOUR OPINION OF: IGNORE [16:43] * ***** ╖ ╖ ╖ IGNORE the man behind the mask. There isn't much left of him anyway.... [16:43]