Session Start: Fri Dec 24 10:06:23 2004 Session Ident: #sevtrek [10:06] * Now talking in #sevtrek [10:06] * Topic is 'NARF!' [10:06] * Set by Dhraakellian on Thu Dec 23 10:34:27 [10:06] * ***** ˇ ˇ ˇ A wizard has entered the channel:7 johncook  [10:06] * Majel sets mode: +o johncook [10:06] wb [10:06] ok logging works ok [10:06] "Captain's log, sevdate... Christmas JS!" [10:06] just waiting for EofS now [10:06] is Majel necessary with just the 5 of us? [10:07] nemi - nah. Besides, I can't find the URL [10:08] so, this going in the log now? [10:08] I'll edit it so the log starts when we start judging [10:08] http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=aishaequeen [10:08] so you can tell us all your deep dark secrets and it won't go probably (maybe) [10:08] :-) [10:09] heh ;) [10:09] but I *wanted* it to be included! [10:09] ok go ahead [10:10] Merry Christmas to all log readers (and shame on you for not being here :p)! Go visit our Sevilian Guild at neopets or check out our LJ community for more craziness on the sidelines! ;) [10:10] yay ;) [10:10] lol [10:11] (what? we need more members) [10:11] (btw - sev.net forums? ;)) [10:11] Right, family stuff dealt with [10:11] sevnet [10:11] yay [10:11] *active* members, mind [10:11] What? I post... occasionally :P [10:11] EofS - my family will be arriving at my place ina few hours, after which all hell will break loose [10:11] Oooh, what fun [10:11] I *do* read the stuff though ;) [10:12] I should be cleaning the house but meh, a judging session is more fun :-) [10:12] lurker [10:12] Oh, Happy Christmas Nemi :0) [10:12] everyone ready? [10:12] eeek... just how many of them will be arriving...? [10:12] if you keep abbreving the url I may end up having to change it :p [10:12] Petra: yes, and...? ;) [10:12] whitestar - 8 adults, 8 kids [10:12] yargh! [10:12] eeek... erm, good luck! :O [10:12] are they staying over? [10:12] lol# [10:12] and with all the kids and presents, Gaby will have the energy level of all the other kids combined - so that should be interesting [10:13] whitestar - just my folks and my sister's family [10:13] ...uh-oh! [10:13] nightmare [10:13] I guess it could be worse then? [10:13] ahh, I always wished for a large family [10:13] prancer - I'm looking forward to it - I just hate all the cleaning and preparation leading up to it [10:13] and a yacht and private island *cough* [10:13] can someone remind me how to do coloured text in MIRC? [10:13] yup [10:13] Ctrl+K [10:14] 6moooooo [10:14] 6purple is good [10:14] (John: it's a pity you're not doing TT any more ;) Christmas chaos could be good for a few strips ;)) [10:14] 4JUDGING SESSION STARTING NOW [10:14] whitestar - well, already done one christmas in TT [10:14] maybe he'll be inspired.... [10:15] Sizest holiday *nods* [10:15] but now Gaby's 5 years old, she's totally getting into the present thing, she's going nuts - obsessed with presents [10:15] okay, my memory isn't what it used to be ;) [10:15] 6m4e8r7r3y 4c12h9r6i3s 2t11m8as [10:15] 4JUDGING SEV SPACE SUNDAY [10:15] 6m4e8r7r3y 4c12h9r6i3s2t11m8as [10:15] hehe, aw :) [10:15] 4I won. Here's the BILL for the damages. [10:15] CUT [10:16] cut [10:16] cut [10:16] why did TT end...? [10:16] cu [10:16] Cut [10:16] Because a bunch of selfish idiots voted to cut it *coughs* [10:16] I mean, because it got most votes in the poll [10:16] prancer - cause I had to start doing sundays again and they take up too much time [10:16] I didn't... [10:16] I feel like I've read the answers to these questions elsewhere, a long time ago.... [10:16] so one cartoon had to go - TT was chosen by the readers [10:17] survival of the ... well.. funniest? Or most popular? [10:17] well most of the visitors are scifi buffs yeah [10:17] Survival of the toon supported (in part) by selfish idiots? ;0) [10:17] 4BILL is cut [10:17] 4Heheh, wait until I tell him what I've BLOWN up this time! [10:17] cut [10:17] it's the nostalgia [10:17] cut [10:17] cut [10:17] Because it would be so awful to drop from two sevspace toons a week to one sevspace toon and a sevspace Sunday [10:18] cut [10:18] Cut [10:18] yeah, it's wall to wall sev space nowadays but the vote was fairly unanimous [10:18] however, I did sell my first Terrible Two cartoon a few weeks ago so you never know, it could start up again [10:18] Yay! [10:18] 4BLOWN is cut [10:18] 4But sir, I'm wearing BOXERS today. [10:18] keep [10:18] ooh! :D [10:19] if you're asked the question, which would you personally prefer to see.... [10:19] well she is older now - not too far from terrible teens ;) [10:19] Cut [10:19] cut [10:19] cut [10:19] And because some people didn't rub enough braincells together to work out that he wouldn't be cutting a specific series (like Sevgate or FotR) [10:19] It was just a one-off sale, not a regular newspaper. A book about drumming. They wanted the cartoon where Gaby is drumming on pots and pans [10:19] cut [10:19] aw :/ [10:19] oooo [10:20] 4BOXERS is cut [10:20] 4 That's not the type of DEBRIEFING I had in mind [10:20] keep [10:20] There were actually people on the DB saying they voted to cut TT because they thought that Sevgate could be the toon that was cut *rolls eyes* [10:20] kee[ [10:20] so now you're an illustrator, very fancy [10:20] keep [10:20] keep [10:20] Keep [10:20] keep [10:20] cos the eejits are drama queens ;) [10:20] EofS - well, maybe I shoulda educated people more. Still, it's not set in stone, maybe next year, I'll give people the chance to bring TT back and drop a Sev Space contest [10:21] That might have helped, yeah [10:21] And I'll love you if you do [10:21] i often find ENT boring [10:21] but then i dont like the real ENT either [10:22] Haven't seen that in *ages* [10:22] 4DEBRIEFING is kept [10:22] 4He could at least buy me DINNER first! [10:22] cut [10:22] Cut [10:22] cut [10:22] cut [10:23] 4DINNER is cut [10:23] 4The JOKES on him, I'm not wearing any briefs [10:23] Ive got halfway through the first season, been meaning to catch up.... [10:23] keep [10:23] cut [10:23] cut [10:23] cut [10:24] Cut [10:24] 4JOKES is cut [10:24] 4Sorry, old boy. I never KISS and tell! [10:24] keep [10:24] Keep [10:24] It's a Bondy line [10:24] just so I can take note of all the things I should be complaining about :p [10:24] keep [10:24] it sure is [10:24] cut [10:24] cut [10:24] I can just imagine him saying that [10:24] 4KISS is kept [10:24] 4 Sounds like he already KNOWS what happened [10:25] cut [10:25] cut [10:25] cut [10:25] Cut [10:25] cut [10:25] 4KNOWS is cut [10:25] 4Sorry, my dear. We'll have our own debriefing LATER [10:25] keep [10:25] keep [10:25] another Bond-y one :) [10:25] keep [10:26] whebn i came out of hospital in august my sevstrip had gone awol :( [10:26] don't know if it's too risque for the papers though [10:26] keep [10:26] aww :( [10:26] prancer - which sevstrip? [10:26] im normally aishae [10:26] Keep [10:26] i had the pregnant bologna one [10:26] 4LATER IS KEPT [10:26] 4What? Sorry. You LOST me at debriefing, heh heh [10:26] cut [10:26] cut [10:26] cut [10:26] cit [10:26] what happened to the strip? [10:26] The one where they're walking down the corridor? [10:26] cut too [10:27] absolutely no idea [10:27] Cut [10:27] was gone when i came home [10:27] 4LOST IS CUT [10:27] :( [10:27] 4Did you find any PARTS of the car yet? [10:27] cut [10:27] ive cleaned my room since - though maybe someone put it away = - nope [10:27] neutral [10:27] cut [10:27] 'cos if so, that was the second strip I ever saw (was 103 with the old numbering system) [10:27] Cut [10:27] cut [10:27] 4PARTS IS CUT [10:27] 4 I'm sorry. You're not my TYPE [10:27] CUT [10:28] Cut [10:28] cut [10:28] cut [10:28] im willing to bet someone threw it out grrr [10:28] cut [10:28] 4TYPE IS CUT [10:28] noo! :O [10:28] 4Funny, most of it WAS de-briefing! [10:28] KEEP [10:28] cut [10:28] keep [10:28] are you sure it didn't go down the back of something? :S [10:28] you sure this can go in the paper, though? ;) [10:28] neutral [10:28] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13376241/ [10:28] Keep [10:28] Nemi: I dunno, maybe, maybe not [10:29] I like that, Petra :) [10:29] somehow this one doesn't seem as bad as 'we'll have our own debriefing later' [10:29] I don't think it's worse than you'd get in a Bond film [10:29] meep [10:29] 4WAS is kept [10:29] 4Too bad my briefs are in the WASH [10:29] cut [10:29] cut [10:29] most peorple dont call panties briefs anymore tho ;) [10:29] cut [10:29] cut [10:29] Cut [10:29] heh [10:30] that means it's kid safe :p [10:30] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13363360/ [10:30] 4WASH is cut. Stand by to vote4 the final finalists [10:30] lol [10:30] 4don't vote4 until I list all 4 punchlines though... [10:30] 4 [10:30] 4 Sorry, old boy. I never KISS and tell! [10:30] 4 Sorry, my dear. We'll have our own debriefing LATER. [10:30] (Petra: that's different!) [10:30] Funny, most of it WAS de-briefing! [10:31] 4Funny, most of it WAS de-briefing! [10:31] 4ok, please vote4 your fav [10:31] vote4 was [10:31] vote4 was [10:31] hold on, you've only listed three :/ [10:31] vote4 later [10:31] 4That's not the type of DEBRIEFING I had in mind. [10:31] vote still stands ;) [10:31] I distinctly remember cutting and pasting that one but it didn't appear, go figure [10:31] ok, NOW vote4 [10:31] strange [10:31] vote4 debriefing [10:31] vote4 was! [10:32] vote4 was [10:32] vote4 debriefing [10:32] vote4 later [10:32] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13112420/ [10:32] it's always gonna be tight with only 5 judges [10:32] CHANGING VOTE [10:32] at least we didn't pick one each.... [10:32] vote4 debriefing [10:32] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13023106/ [10:32] whitestar - can you choose between debriefing or was [10:32] lol yes nem,i [10:32] just did ;) [10:32] 4DEBRIEFING 3, WAS 2 [10:32] queenei [10:33] select full view if they dont load [10:33] well, probably DEBRIEFING but I'll run it by Sevqueen also (she's out getting a 3 hour haircut right now) [10:33] 3 hours?! Whoa [10:33] lol [10:33] 4 starnds at a time [10:33] what's she having done? [10:33] heh [10:33] whitestar - apparently a girl thing :-) [10:33] colouring and some other hair stuff [10:33] sounds like the amount of time it took me to get highlights put in earlier this year [10:33] love getting my hair done [10:33] erm, we're all girls except you, jc :p [10:33] ah, that would explain it *nods* [10:33] hehe [10:34] Nemi - doh! [10:34] but im missing soi much on the left side itd be embarrasing lol [10:34] When I got home my mother informed me I could use a trim [10:34] *weg* [10:34] I promptly ignored her [10:34] Petra: no pun intended, but those are cool! :D [10:34] I had a trim last year! Not due one for at least 8 months yet [10:34] well, after putting my foot in my mouth, I'm briskly moving onto the next contest! [10:34] lol thanks [10:34] heh ;) [10:34] 4now voting for sev space tv [10:34] pheeeemale [10:34] 4You aren't saying that's a BAD thing, are you....ensign? [10:35] cut [10:35] cut [10:35] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13023133/ [10:35] She should be happy I concede to getting a trim every second year :0P [10:35] cut [10:35] cut [10:35] Cut [10:35] 4BAD IS CUT [10:35] 4Its a constant in the universe, more BRAINPOWER leads to less hair. [10:35] KEEP [10:35] keep [10:35] cut [10:35] would change it to 'it's a universal constant...' [10:35] good [10:36] cut [10:36] in fact, I'd also change it to 'less hair leads to more brainpower' [10:36] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13022983/ - 70's colours [10:36] Cut [10:36] I don't think that works as well [10:36] 4but it doesn't matter cause BRAINPOWER is cut [10:36] I think this one was a Starfleet CAPTAIN. [10:36] 4I think this one was a Starfleet CAPTAIN. [10:36] Cut [10:36] cut [10:36] keep [10:36] my favourite was plain ice [10:36] Petra: FUNKEH! ;) [10:36] there's a difference between saying that being intelligent makes you bald and being bald makes you intelligent [10:36] cut [10:37] cut [10:37] 4CAPTAIN is cut [10:37] 4They COMB the galaxy instead! [10:37] keep [10:37] im bald, therefore i am [10:37] Cut [10:37] cut [10:37] cut [10:37] keep [10:37] (sorry, you know me and puns... :P) [10:37] "I am bald, therefore I think" [10:37] i think, therefore i am bald [10:37] I think, therefore I am bald [10:37] beat me to it! :P [10:37] hah! [10:38] I don't think :0( [10:38] actually, cut [10:38] therefore you are nopt bald [10:38] ;) [10:38] me neither *tugs at hair* [10:38] On Monday I went down to take the rubbish out and didn't think about the outdoorsy element, so was just wearing a tshirt [10:38] Mistake ;0) [10:38] brrr! [10:38] 4whitestar: i'm the same with puns but unfortunately COMB IS CUT [10:39] not a good idea ;) [10:39] ive done that... [10:39] meep [10:39] 4I CONFUSED "resistance is futile" with "bald is beautiful!" [10:39] CUT [10:39] Petra - yes, but was there 2 inches of snow on the ground? ;0) [10:39] cut [10:39] we must be breaking at least some of the laws of phsyics and probability, making it difficult to count our votes with only 5 ppl in the channel.... [10:39] bald is inevitable [10:39] Cut [10:39] cut [10:39] cut [10:40] EofS - forgive me, I'm thinking southern hemisphere but when you say only waring a tshirt, you were wearing pants, right? [10:40] I ended up going back round the outside to get back to my flat, since the indoor way has 5 locked doors to get through :0P [10:40] Lol, yes, I was wearing jeans [10:40] (lol ;)) [10:40] That's pretty much a given. Especially when there are 2 inches of snow on the ground [10:40] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13363512/ [10:40] I want my snow back [10:41] (I was licking envelopes to seal them earlier, and got a paper cut on my lip. Ow :P) [10:41] i want snow [10:41] me toooooooooooooo [10:41] you made it melt away again! die! [10:41] EofS - ah, good - it's 30 degrees celsius right now where I am, I'm sitting here sweating at the computer so I forget you guys are in snow right now [10:41] Petra: ooh, I like that [10:41] we want snow [10:41] we only wish we were [10:41] we want snow! [10:41] Well I'm not any more, I'm back in England where it's a ridiculous 10 degrees! [10:41] 4CONFUSED IS CUT [10:41] this is getting scary... [10:42] 4My CONTRIBUTION to the collective. [10:42] Above! [10:42] keep [10:42] keep [10:42] Keep [10:42] Emma: they think we'll have snow at the weekend though [10:42] cut [10:42] cut [10:42] 4CONTRIBUTION is kept [10:42] 4 No idea - but that´s the reaseon they´re so EAGER to assimilate Gainweight! [10:42] cut [10:42] cut [10:42] cut [10:43] i must be one of the few who axctually liked janeway [10:43] Woo, white Christmas! [10:43] cut [10:43] Cut [10:43] 4EAGER IS CUT [10:43] i wants one [10:43] 4All truly powerful ENTITIES are bald. [10:43] the met office said *I* would have minus degrees all week [10:43] me tooooooooo! [10:43] cut [10:43] KEEP [10:43] liars [10:43] Cut [10:43] cut [10:43] cut [10:43] Petra: Janeway was okay [10:43] 4They're obviously a highly EVOLVED life form. [10:43] 4OH, by the way, ENTITIES IS CUT [10:43] I don't mind janeway at all, it's just the line wasn't funny [10:43] keep [10:44] keep [10:44] Cut [10:44] cut [10:44] cut [10:44] Janeway did my nut in [10:44] i liked her character i mean# [10:44] 4EVOLVED IS CUT [10:44] 4It's called GROOMING, Mr. Hairball! [10:44] CUT [10:44] "my boyfriend is malfunctioning" [10:44] cut [10:44] lol erm [10:44] cut [10:44] someoneoiw i BTd that [10:44] lol! Petra: so did I [10:44] Cu [10:44] *g* [10:44] Cut [10:45] hint - sticking pins in him will burst him ;) [10:45] ooooooo beanie [10:45] 4GROOMING is cut [10:45] 4They assimilated my HAIRDRESSER [10:45] cut [10:45] Petra: lol! [10:45] cut [10:45] i cant deicde how toi decorate the beanie (colour me) emily sent [10:45] not quite what I was thinking [10:45] cut [10:45] keep [10:46] Cut [10:46] like a christmas tree? [10:46] no i was really thinkimng over use [10:46] batteries ran out [10:46] Petra: make it FUNKEH! ;) [10:46] First competition I entered lines for was about Pickhard's hairdresser [10:46] lol [10:46] thats his name [10:46] Petra - she should be blue obviously ;0) [10:46] 4HAIRDRESSER IS CUT [10:46] 4Oh, they have. You should see their LEGS... [10:46] CUT [10:46] EofS - that was along time ago, that cartoon [10:46] cut [10:46] a blue xmas tree? [10:46] lol [10:47] John - it was, yes. I'm a month and a half off six years in Sev [10:47] cut [10:47] change his batteries nemi ;) [10:47] Not a blue Christmas tree, no [10:47] i have metallic stars... [10:47] 4LEGS IS CUT [10:47] I'm not saying what I'm saying. I'm not saying what I'm thinking. For that matter, I'm not even *thinking* what I'm thinking [10:47] 4Apparently you've PIRATED the quadrant's entire supply. [10:48] you could put blue beads and tinsel on it [10:48] Maybe a snowy design with blues and such [10:48] bronze gold and silver [10:48] (which are BTs ;)) [10:48] Cut [10:48] cut [10:48] cut [10:48] EofS - wow, 6 years. You've got serious staying power! [10:48] Emma: ooooooooooh [10:48] cut [10:48] 4Ok, so the Bored do have one REDEAMING feature. [10:48] snowflake [10:48] Yup :0) [10:48] cut [10:48] cut [10:48] cut [10:48] You've got plenty of people who've been around longer though [10:48] cut [10:48] brrp [10:48] 4Oh, btw, PIRATED is cut [10:49] i made snowflake stencils and did them on the window with snow spray :) [10:49] 4and REDEEMING is cut too [10:49] ooh :D [10:49] 4You command RESPECT when folically challenged. [10:49] cut [10:49] how do you wash off snow spray? [10:49] cut [10:49] cut [10:49] Cut [10:49] cloth [10:49] with difficulty? [10:49] cut [10:49] i bought a lovely white and silver ribbon the other daty hmm,,,, [10:50] comes off easty :) [10:50] 4RESPECT is cut [10:50] Then what, add a comb to their SERVO-arm? [10:50] 4Then what, add a comb to their SERVO-arm? [10:50] cut [10:50] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12912150/ [10:50] cut [10:50] cut [10:50] Cut [10:50] cut [10:50] 4SERVO is cut [10:50] 4They had to use _SOMETHING_ for wiring... [10:50] cut [10:50] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12911882/ [10:50] CUT [10:50] cut [10:50] cut [10:51] 4SOMETHING IS CUT [10:51] 4Well they do constantly STRIVE for perfection. [10:51] KEEP [10:51] man my face hurts [10:51] strange how immobility is painful; [10:51] ouch? how come? :S [10:51] :( [10:51] does this imply that bald is perfect or that they're longing for more hair? [10:51] Cut [10:51] nemi - bald is perfect [10:52] less blood flow cos the muscles dont move for one thing [10:52] cut [10:52] 6 years... that's nearly a third of my life! :0o [10:52] Petra: mrr :S [10:52] lol scary [10:52] definitely scary! [10:52] cut [10:52] 4It kept getting TANGLED in all their wires. [10:52] cut [10:52] cut [10:52] 4STRIVE was cut, by the way [10:52] Cut [10:52] cut [10:53] 4TANGLED IS CUT TOO [10:53] 4Do you have any idea how hard it is to WASH your hair when you're half electrical machine??? [10:53] CUT [10:53] cut [10:53] cut [10:53] cut [10:53] too long :s [10:53] 4WASH is cut which means there was only one punchline kept: CONTRIBUTION [10:53] so we have a winner [10:53] that was easy [10:53] indeed [10:53] yay [10:53] Hurrah [10:53] I'm glad,that was my fav too :-) [10:53] mmmmhm ;) [10:53] let's have cake! [10:53] snappy, clever, short and sweet [10:53] http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13022905/ can i get opinions? [10:53] or cookies! *offers Millies* [10:54] *steal* [10:54] m,mmmmm [10:54] now I seriously have to get ready for Christmas so I better go do some chores before Wendy gets home (or I'm in beaucoup trouble) [10:54] milli [10:54] have a good christmas jcc [10:54] have a merry Christmas :D [10:54] Have a wonderful Christmas John :0) [10:54] (and hope it isn't too stressful/manic!) [10:54] yeah, all that jazz [10:54] jazz [10:54] if she finds out I was chatting with European girls the whole time instead of cleaning the house, well, it aint gonna be pretty [10:55] my boss plays sax i think. [10:55] lol [10:55] lol! Yeah, that would kinda look bad ;) [10:55] hope you all have a great Christmas too - thanx for staying so late and judging :-) [10:55] Lol! [10:55] np, thanks for running it! :) [10:55] I leave tomorrow morning [10:55] *Grins* This is earlier than I was staying up from Finland [10:55] bye [10:55] this is my last chance to be online for days ;) [10:55] * Disconnected Session Close: Fri Dec 24 10:55:39 2004