Session Start: Fri Jan 28 16:31:21 2005 [16:36] * Miguel : JS STARTS HERE : HTTP://CONTESTS.SEV.COM.AU/FINALISTS.PHP [16:36] well, I'll see how the judging is progressing, still need to be up early tomorrow morning...if it's taking too long, I might leave before the session's end. [16:37] COMPETITION 1 : THE MATRIX [16:37] (fair enough :)) [16:37] * Miguel asks your opinion of "With our budget, we ought to AFFORD a One that can fight!" [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] cut [16:37] (How many active judges do we have?) [16:37] Well, I'm sitting down... [16:38] har har [16:38] I make it 8 [16:38] * Miguel : AFFORD is CUT [16:38] * Miguel : JS PAUSE, PRINTING OUT PUNCHLINES [16:39] vote4 printingoutpucnhlines [16:39] keep [16:39] :-) [16:39] *** DarthPlushie has quit IRC (Client exited) [16:39] vote4 ink/toner [16:39] vote4 paper [16:39] *** DarthPlushie has joined #sevtrek [16:39] *** Majel sets mode: +o DarthPlushie [16:39] "YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!" [16:39] cake [16:39] with coffee ! [16:39] *CHOMP* [16:39] tea please :P [16:40] beer here [16:40] let's keep that one till after the manual :-) [16:40] (right, let's stop this before it starts again ;)) [16:40] or they'll go nuts [16:40] Thomas: yeah ;) [16:40] narf [16:40] now that's an oldie i haven't seen in a while [16:41] Narf? Or Nuts? (or Narf With Nuts) [16:41] I haven't seen an old narf in a while either............ [16:41] ............nor its nuts [16:41] narf [16:41] Oops [16:41] Sorry JC! [16:41] * Miguel : JS RESUMES, QUIET AT THE BACK [16:41] * Miguel asks your opinion of "I'm starting to think that hole in your head isn't for a CABLE!" [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:41] cut [16:42] * Miguel : CUT [16:42] * Miguel asks your opinion of "Now that's want we call a system CRASH" [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] keep [16:42] cut [16:42] cut [16:42] keep [16:42] kee [16:43] p [16:43] cut [16:43] * Miguel : CUT [16:43] * Miguel asks your opinion of "If he's our only hope, I'm DEFECTING to the Machines..." [16:43] keep [16:43] keep [16:43] keep [16:43] cut [16:43] cut [16:43] keep [16:43] cut [16:43] * Miguel : KEPT [16:44] * Miguel asks your opinion of "Consider that an ERROR-message!" [16:44] keep [16:44] cut [16:44] keep [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] cut [16:44] * Miguel waits... [16:44] cut [16:45] * Miguel : CUT [16:45] * Miguel asks your opinion of "If that didn't FREE your mind, I don't know what will" [16:45] cut [16:45] keep [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] cut [16:45] keep [16:45] keep (assuming no neutr votes are permitted) [16:45] they are [16:45] * Miguel : CONDITIONAL VOTES?!?! Leander, please... [16:46] oh, sorry [16:46] * Miguel : VOTING IS THE SAME AS WITH MAJEL [16:46] okay [16:46] want to change your vote? [16:46] neutral [16:46] * Miguel : CUT [16:47] * Miguel asks your opinion of "I think you need GUNS. Lots of GUNS." [16:47] keep [16:47] cut [16:47] keep [16:47] neutral [16:47] keep [16:47] neutral [16:47] * Miguel : KEPT [16:48] * Miguel asks your opinion of "You will be "the one" even if I have to KILL you!" [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] * Miguel : CUT [16:48] keep [16:48] oops, too late [16:48] heh [16:48] * Miguel asks your opinion of "You can run, but you can't LOG out." [16:48] (trying to lure iris here, btw) [16:48] cut [16:48] cut [16:48] keep [16:48] cut [16:48] keep [16:48] cut [16:48] keep [16:49] JC, deciding vote... [16:49] keep [16:49] * Miguel : KEPT [16:49] * Miguel asks your opinion of "You were LOOPING so I had to re-boot you." [16:49] keep [16:49] cut [16:49] neutral [16:49] keep [16:49] *** TheAmnesiacOne has joined #sevtrek [16:49] keep [16:49] * TheAmnesiacOne swoops in [16:49] keepo [16:49] neutral [16:49] heya Iris :) [16:50] :-) [16:50] shh, manual [16:50] * Miguel : KEPT [16:50] * Miguel asks your opinion of "Consider that a MEMORY-upgrade!" [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] * Miguel : CUT [16:50] cut [16:50] * Miguel asks your opinion of "Tank, I need a NEW "one"..." [16:50] keep [16:50] neutral [16:50] keep [16:50] cut] [16:50] cut [16:50] cut [16:50] keep [16:50] cut [16:50] keep [16:51] * Miguel : KEPT [16:51] * Miguel asks your opinion of "This is the Sevtrix, not the SLAPSTIX." [16:51] keep [16:51] cut [16:51] cut [16:51] keep [16:51] keep [16:51] cut [16:51] NOW we find a good name for this strip... [16:51] keep [16:51] cut [16:51] -Miguel- LOL [16:51] Miguel, I have to leave for about 10 minutes so if we get to the vote4 stage, can list me as vote4 LOOPING [16:51] Corsair: slapstix, I like it, good call! [16:51] will do :) [16:52] * Miguel : KEPT [16:52] heh [16:52] * Miguel : FINAL MODE. NO VOTING UNTIL I HAVE PASTED THE PUNCHLINES, WHICH ARE: [16:52] * Miguel : 1. If he's our only hope, I'm DEFECTING to the Machines... [16:53] * Miguel : 2. I think you need GUNS. Lots of GUNS. [16:53] * Miguel : 3. You can run, but you can't LOG out. [16:53] * Miguel : 4. You were LOOPING so I had to re-boot you. [16:53] * Miguel : 5. Tank, I need a NEW "one"... [16:53] * Miguel : 6. This is the Sevtrix, not the SLAPSTIX. [16:53] * Miguel : VOTE NOW [16:53] vote4 defecting [16:53] vote4 guns [16:53] I keep reading number 1's keyword wrong.... [16:54] vote4 LOOPING [16:54] vote4 slapstix [16:54] vote4 new [16:54] vote for tank [16:54] vote4 log [16:54] ouch [16:54] talk about a split vote! [16:54] tank ? [16:54] vote4 guns [16:54] yup 5 Tank [16:54] use the word in capitals [16:54] it's ok, I've got it [16:54] DSooby - vote with the UPPER CASE WORD [16:55] (that's NEW :)) [16:55] (tip for future) [16:55] vote4 TANK [16:55] * Miguel : RESULT OF VOTE4 AS FOLLOWS: [16:55] Dooby - you would type [16:55] *cries* :-) [16:55] "vote4 NEW" [16:55] See? [16:55] ah cheers bud [16:55] no worries mate [16:55] vote4 NEW [16:55] lol, being new's not easy :-) [16:55] :) [16:55] Being NEW isn't easy! [16:56] yeah [16:56] LOL [16:56] my point [16:56] But at least he's TANKful! [16:56] * Miguel : DEFECTING, 1. GUNS, 2. LOG, 1. LOOPING, 2. NEW, 2. SLAPSTIX, 1. [16:56] AK! [16:56] you're killing me [16:56] Cut the 1's? [16:56] yup [16:56] and have em revote [16:56] (change vote!) [16:56] * Miguel : WAIT. [16:56] REVOTING - vote4 LOG [16:56] * DarthPlushie waits [16:57] * Miguel : _W_A_I_T_!! [16:57] he's certainly more authoritarian than majel :-) [16:57] *waits* woof [16:57] * DarthPlushie _W_A_I_T_S_!! [16:57] (Isn't that authoritative?) *runs* [16:57] The Wait of the world is on his shoulders [16:57] rotflmao [16:57] /me groans [16:57] i'm dying here :-p [16:58] Wait to go! [16:58] lmao [16:58] oh god [16:58] *cramps* [16:58] CptThomas - this feels like the old-style JS I used ot love ;) [16:58] yes [16:58] finally [16:58] Didn't think you'd get a floor show during intermissions, eh Cpt? [16:58] floor show.................BT [16:59] haven't laughed this hard in a while [16:59] *points down* F L O O R [16:59] * Miguel : DEFECTING is CUT - DarthPlushie needs to revote. [16:59] hard floor show...................BTBTBTBT! [16:59] vote4 LOOPING [16:59] arrrgh [16:59] what? [16:59] bloody multiline text box lost all my typing [16:59] * DarthPlushie looks innocent [16:59] eep [16:59] BAD multithingie [17:00] we'll go on with the floor show till you're ready [17:00] BTBTBTBTBT! [17:00] mine's carpeted :-) [17:00] defecting, log and slapstix are cut - Michelle, Jim, Leander - revote now please, for guns looping or new :) [17:00] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [17:00] vite4 LOOPING [17:00] vote4 looping [17:00] thingie? Well, it'll certainly make Chartered Accountancy a much more interesting job [17:00] vote4 LOOPING [17:00] damn, I was going to revote for log... [17:00] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH [17:00] NOT HERE! [17:00] PLEASE! [17:01] narf [17:01] WS - we're already logging - why vote for a log when one is taking place? ;) [17:01] log....what rolls downstairs...and over your neighbours dog...it's log log log.... [17:01] rotfl [17:01] I'm talking about the CA thing *stabs Corsair* [17:01] HEH! [17:01] it is NOT funny; that place puts me through hell [17:01] Michelle - Leander - REVOTE! [17:01] jc's gonna love reading this log :-) [17:01] again? [17:01] sorry Leander [17:01] Michelle - choose one ;) [17:01] 8472: good way to get used to it :-) [17:02] vote4 guns [17:02] hurrah [17:02] And Ben works out the final count......... [17:02] poor ben [17:02] * Miguel : NEW IS NOW CUT (2 VOTES TO 3:4 GUNS:LOOPING). Iris, Dooby, revote? [17:02] I keep reading DP's lines with a deep, squeeky voice. [17:03] *drumroll* [17:03] i'm back, what's all this about the log? [17:03] hmmm [17:03] just word play john [17:03] read it and weep :-) [17:03] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [17:03] *** Galaxy.Magicstar.Net sets mode: +r [17:03] *** Galaxy.Magicstar.Net changes topic to 'JS WILL BE HELD ON SERVER ATLANTIS.MAGICSTAR.NET (Miguel)' [17:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o DarthPlushie [17:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Majel [17:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Miguel [17:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o johncook [17:03] vote4 guns [17:03] woohoo [17:03] 3.14 etc!!!!!!!! [17:03] well, just sit by the fire over here and te...(oh wait, that's the welcome message on the SB) [17:03] #op [17:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [17:03] No - WooHoo has gone to bed [17:03] vote4 LOOPING [17:03] *** Majel was kicked by Miguel (Miguel) [17:03] *** Majel has joined #sevtrek [17:03] Leander: I wouldn't know :P [17:04] Looks like a Sevqueen, ben [17:04] :-P [17:04] * Miguel : registered users, re-identify NOW [17:04] done [17:04] already done ;) [17:04] #voice [17:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Whitestar8472 [17:05] \voice [17:05] * Miguel : FINAL RESULT : SEVQUEEN BETWEEN GUNS AND LOOPING (4:5 respectively) [17:05] not registered, as far as I'm aware [17:05] #voice [17:05] and now, cross your fingers folks, I'm gonna turn the ignition key [17:05] oh [17:05] #voice [17:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [17:05] *crosses fingers!* [17:05] damn, i'm out of the channel list again [17:05] * Leander holds breath [17:05] *håller tummar* [17:06] *houdt vingers gekruist* [17:06] *** Miguel sets mode: +o Majel [17:06] *gzwrkjiskiev bryouwsrzkstvi* [17:06] narf :-) [17:07] *** Majel changes topic to 'Judging is now in session in #sevtrek' [17:08] Gonna lose connection again in a second.......... [17:08] nope, seems not... Jim, I'll hold on [17:08] bye dp [17:08] see ya on the other side :-) [17:08] *** DarthPlushie has quit IRC (Quit: "THERE IS NO MORE CAKE!") [17:08] i'll just have the coffee then :-) [17:08] *** Majel changes topic to 'Not in session.' [17:08] *** DarthPlushie has joined #sevtrek [17:08] *** Majel sets mode: +o DarthPlushie [17:08] "YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!" [17:08] cake [17:09] *** Miguel changes topic to 'MANUAL JUDGING IN PROGRESS: THIS MEANS _QUIET_!!' [17:09] vote4 JS to restart before I fall asleep? [17:09] no majel still, folks [17:09] lol [17:09] (pass on the cake, but I'll go for tea, thanks) [17:09] ok Jim, I'm trying here, ok? [17:09] mrr :( [17:09] So we really REALLY need Majel to run it maunally? [17:09] *** Leander has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [17:09] coffee :-) [17:09] * Miguel : COMPETITION 2 : SEV TREK [17:09] Nice on Ben ;) [17:09] one [17:10] no, but it'd be a damn sight quicker [17:10] ok [17:10] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Like we need ANOTHER quadrant mad at us." [17:10] cut [17:10] cut [17:10] keep [17:10] keep [17:10] cu [17:10] cut [17:10] keep [17:10] cut [17:11] * Miguel : CUT [17:11] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Going is easy, it's the getting BACK part we have problems with." [17:11] cut [17:11] keep [17:11] cut [17:11] cut [17:11] keep [17:11] keep [17:11] * Miguel : KEPT [17:11] * DarthPlushie pokes CptThomas [17:11] neutral [17:11] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Why don't we ever just go home and CHILL for a while?" [17:11] cut [17:11] cut [17:11] cut [17:11] *** Leander has joined #sevtrek [17:11] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] * Miguel : CUT [17:12] (wb!) [17:12] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "We're still DEBATING on the captain, bald or bun." [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] * Miguel : CUT [17:12] (tnx, gah..*pokes magicstar* [17:12] cut [17:12] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "It has DECAF nebulas." [17:12] keep [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] cut [17:12] * Miguel : CUT [17:12] keep [17:13] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Actualy, I took a DETOUR through there. Sufficing to say; we're no longer welcome." [17:13] cut [17:13] cut [17:13] cut [17:13] keep [17:13] cut [17:13] keep [17:13] cut [17:13] * Miguel : CUT [17:14] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Despite the name it's really not all that GREAT" [17:14] cut [17:14] (spelling AND grammar errors - tsk tsk) [17:14] cut [17:14] keep [17:14] cut [17:14] keep [17:14] cut [17:14] cut [17:14] * Miguel : CUT [17:14] cut [17:14] Yeah, the old S & G [17:14] (zpwelling iz footile) [17:15] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "You justw ant to get RID of me for another seven years, don't you?" [17:15] cut [17:15] cut [17:15] cut [17:15] cut [17:15] keep [17:15] keep [17:15] neutral [17:15] keep [17:15] * Miguel : CUT [17:15] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Isn't three SCREW-ups enough?" [17:15] keep [17:15] cut [17:15] ("Damn, she guessed!") [17:15] keep [17:15] keep [17:15] neutral [17:15] cut [17:16] cut [17:16] neutral [17:16] * Miguel : KEPT [17:16] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Oh, give up already. You're not getting a SEVSHIP." [17:16] keep [17:16] cut [17:16] keep [17:16] keep [17:16] cut [17:16] cut [17:16] cut [17:16] * Miguel : CUT [17:16] keep [17:16] * Miguel : KEPT [17:17] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "It's where old SHUTTLECRAFT go to die" [17:17] keep but change to SCUTTLECRAFT [17:17] cut [17:17] neutral [17:17] cut [17:17] cut [17:17] cugt [17:17] keep [17:17] neutral [17:17] ...........or cut it instead ;) [17:17] * Miguel : CUT [17:17] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "So it STAYS better!" [17:17] cut [17:17] keep [17:17] cut [17:17] cut [17:17] cut [17:17] keep [17:17] * Miguel : CUT [17:18] cut [17:18] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "Were waiting for a new ship to get STRANDED there." [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] neutral [17:18] neutral [17:18] cut [17:18] keep [17:18] * Miguel : CUT [17:18] * Miguel asks your opinion of : "well we all know what happened when YOU explored another quadrant" [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18] cut [17:18]