Session Start: Sat Apr 02 07:04:42 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:04] * Now talking in #sevtrek [07:04] * Topic is 'Not in session.' [07:04] * Set by Majel on Sat Mar 26 10:09:47 [07:04] * ***** · · · A wizard has entered the channel:7 johncook  [07:04] * Majel sets mode: +o johncook [07:04] too sugary [07:04] * Whitestar8472 ducks the thwapping passport of doom! [07:04] Hiya JC! [07:04] Hi JC! [07:04] hi JC [07:05] hi all! [07:05] happy post-Easter [07:05] hoi [07:05] Good job with that April's fool joke... got me good. [07:05] so did I get it right, is now the time of the JS? [07:05] ..NEMI [07:05] pictures - VEN? [07:05] now is the time [07:05] yes? [07:05] Glorendil: lol, cool [07:05] * NeMiguel sets mode: +vvv Eireshae Glorendil TheRedi [07:05] me too lol [07:05] bwah ha ha! Now my only challenge is to come up with something next time [07:05] JC: you ALMOST got me until I saw a certain number ;) And remembered the date - and that I use Firefox instead of IE ;) [07:06] whitestar - I thought the 47 might be a give away but I couldn't resist [07:06] * Leander has joined #sevtrek [07:06] it was great ;) [07:06] Hi Leander [07:06] hi :-) [07:06] HI Leander! [07:06] Petra: I left the watersnake at Johan's :\ [07:06] i've culled the finalists btw [07:07] "hold on a minute - 47?" [07:07] jc, almost fell for your april fool's when I went to check the finalists just now :P [07:07] ;) [07:07] oh no, the watersnake might try to bite his legs off! :-O [07:08] get him to post it ;) [07:08] hi leander [07:08] meep! hi! *Waves and clouds* :-) [07:08] the finalists are all good to go but the downside of having the JS an hour earlier (my time) is I have to go for a fewminutes to have breakfast :-) [07:08] hehe, that thing survived two journeys by air ;) [07:08] * Whitestar8472 surfs [07:08] nemi i meant when will i see bday weekend piccies - need bday party pics you see ;) I know youre still in the UK just wondering [07:08] hehe [07:08] I don't know whether another trip might be pushing my/its luck ;) [07:08] But you guys can start the JS now rather than have to wait (otherwise it might be nearly an hour later anyway before you get started) [07:08] mmm refridgerated easter egg [07:09] I didn't get any easter eggs *pouts* [07:09] back in a few... [07:09] oooooooooooooooookay ;) [07:09] JC: breakfast for you, midnight for me... [07:09] :-) [07:09] heh [07:09] i got 1 [07:09] where are you, Glorendil? [07:09] Israel. [07:09] o_O [07:10] :) [07:10] someone oin nemi to the floor while i interrogate [07:10] narf. [07:10] meep! [07:10] youre here [07:10] chocolate monster nemi ;) [07:10] I'll put them online as soon as I get home, ie on tuesday [07:11] mishi wants her snake back :P [07:11] cookie monster Johan ;) [07:11] oki [07:11] www.sev.com.au 23 march 2005 what's new page archives, go see. [07:11] yep, just saw the mail [07:11] crap [07:11] my wireless graphics tablet [07:12] ? [07:12] for some reasoin the mouse occasionally claps out [07:12] ouch :\ [07:12] i resent being called a chique geek [07:12] wha? :\ [07:13] lol my glasses 'geek chic' [07:13] ah [07:14] the cheque is in the mail! [07:14] I swear [07:14] we got my dads film back from the shop - a few party pics - i see you were hiding fromk my uncle mishi :P [07:14] (who had the cam,era) [07:14] Yeah, I tend to hide from cameras ;) [07:15] people with cameras = scary people :P ;) [07:15] (wonder what that made me on Monday? Hmmmm...) [07:15] here here! [07:15] 'the box is on the train' 'is that code from something?' 'no, tyhe box is really on the train' <- 1 reason why kerrymen arte daft ;) [07:15] *is camera shy too* [07:15] lol! [07:15] (@ Eireshae) [07:15] Whitestar: what did you do on monday? [07:15] ugh, now I remember...still need to post the few Easter pictures I made some time....moo...err quack. :-P [07:15] Took a LOAD of pictures of Sevilians paintballing [07:16] whilst wearing a commandant's hat and a leather coat ;) [07:16] :-) [07:16] uh, I was wearing the latter; they were wearing paintball stuff ;) [07:16] you didnt paintball? [07:16] there were two cameras ;) hence I must've been really scary (and looked bloody scary in that hat) [07:16] General Whitestar and her Special Forces BT Armoured Truck. :-P [07:17] nope - I thought I'd better bow out this time since I was trying to cough up a lung and didn't want to make it worse [07:17] lol Leander! [07:17] soooo when is the judging session going to start? [07:17] (which didn't prevent me from trying to cough up a lung for most of the rest of the week :P ) [07:17] when jc gets back [07:17] when he's finished breakfast, I guess [07:17] i dubnno who is gonna sevman [07:17] Whitestar: good reason... [07:18] ah right, forgot abou that... [07:18] besides, at least we got a TON of paintball pix this time ;) [07:18] *looks at finalists* maybe it's just as well I've decided to bow out this week.... [07:18] I thought JC said to start anyway... [07:18] its probably a good thing i didnt go., Sounded squeeshy over there! [07:18] none of which were on my camera, as it happens... [07:18] it was squeeshy [07:18] but it was fun squeeshy :) [07:18] i had a few last time :P [07:18] ciao! [07:19] see you! [07:19] bye [07:19] * NeMiguel has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.67 [Firefox 1.0.2/20050317]) [07:19] bye! [07:19] did they spend the week canoodling - killing eacxh other?;) [07:19] gotta love a love/hate relationship hehe [07:19] Killing each other? Dunno [07:19] Killing the rest of us? Hmmmm... [07:19] ;) [07:20] she left me alone lol [07:20] think she was put off by my glare threats ;) [07:20] c'mon [07:20] i like the pic of beta as a scratching post *g* [07:20] you threatened her with a camera, didn't you? ;) [07:20] Admit it [07:20] ;) [07:20] nah i threatened 'no cake' [07:20] meep [07:21] she still stole that cookie [07:21] okay, that would work *nods* [07:21] ouch [07:21] yeah, you said [07:21] i get the feeling my flying cow will never see the light of day [07:21] (*g* yeah, that gives a new meaning to "scratching his head" *RUNS*) [07:21] i thought i was pushing it when i bought it ;) [07:22] I dunno - it might have been unsafe attaching it to that fan Johan has in his living room [07:22] you dont have to attach it to anything [07:22] I mean, some of the attendees were so tall that the cow and their necks could have got caught up [07:22] the ceiling would do [07:22] you have to stick it to the ceiling and there's a ceiling fan there [07:23] I'm not sure if it would have fit... [07:23] yeah but it doesnt take over the whole ceiling [07:23] (I mean, I'm not sure whether or not the fan would have got in the way) [07:23] hmmm [07:23] Johan's gonna have to be poked *nods* [07:23] Repeatedly [07:24] and sharply ;) [07:24] Until you get photos of it in action ;) [07:24] hey you seenthat advert... [07:24] on tv cant recall wht for [07:24] but this guy kicks a pile of poo and it goes back up the dogs *plp* [07:24] Nope, I haven't seen that one (ewewew) [07:25] hm? [07:25] yuck. [07:25] photos? [07:25] but ehm, why are we waiting exactly? [07:25] of the flying cow in action *nods* [07:25] lol its funny - the expression on the dogs face [07:26] coo [07:26] * Glorendil recalls flying cows as deadly weapons in "The Holy Grail"... [07:26] lol, I really, *really* need to see that again [07:26] I haven't seen that in years [07:26] ive seen just about everything when i see a moo-cow fly [07:26] it must have been a decade or more since the last time I saw it :O [07:26] ever see a narf fly? ; [07:26] me too... it's been a while... [07:26] ;) [07:26] yes, Petra [07:26] Eireshae: you're so old. [07:27] Last year when we were all throwing that plushie narf around... [07:27] ive seen mishis narf fly [07:27] im 21 [07:27] I think that was his point ;) [07:27] youre the senile old fart here! [07:27] Eireshae: err. you're so young. [07:27] JC's older ;) [07:27] Muwahahahaw [07:27] ha [07:27] hahah [07:27] a [07:27] ha. [07:27] Eireshae: err. um. compared to jc you're a baby! [07:27] Narf [07:27] Eireshae: you're not old.... [07:27] ;) [07:27] * TheRedi has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.52B [Mozilla rv:1.6/20040113]) [07:27] compared to you im a tadpole :p [07:27] Glorendil: she's..aged? ;) [07:28] im worn [07:28] So, anyone up for sev(wo)man mode and get this JS started? [07:28] pffft... when you're my age you'll think differently... :-) [07:28] we need jc i think? [07:28] Wouldn't know where to start [07:28] i mean theres no one else wholl sevman [07:29] no, he said start without me.....oh, but no other sevman...hmmm.... [07:29] quack [07:29] ben left [07:29] he was probably the only optioon ;) [07:29] none of us have majel access...? [07:29] * TheRedi has joined #sevtrek [07:29] * Whitestar8472 physically restrains self from saying "Ben right" [07:29] Welcome back... [07:29] ...oops [07:29] wb [07:29] nemi wrong? [07:29] I don't [07:29] *brp* [07:30] "Ben Hurrrrr" :-P [07:30] ben hur - poor guy... [07:30] that was odd... i must have clicked the close window button... [07:30] ...ts!! [07:30] (when Nemi's finished with him... :P ;) ) [07:30] * Leander gaspifies :-O [07:30] so we hve this HUGE paddling pool [07:30] its like a BATH its so big [07:30] wha? *h* [07:30] so i attemp to fill it to have a bath [07:30] *g* too [07:30] ohh yeah, that one [07:31] didnt fill it much when i ran outta hot tap water [07:31] so i bathe in whats there [07:31] dad asks iof i enjoyed oit [07:31] eep [07:31] 'yeah but i had to roll around a lot to get me all wet' [07:31] ohg DEAR...! [07:31] hehehe! :-P [07:31] *LOL* [07:31] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... :P [07:31] (LOL1) [07:32] LOL! too *thwaps poor typing* [07:32] i SAID that... the shame.. [07:32] lol [07:32] back again [07:32] yay, wb! [07:32] we have no sevman [07:32] sometimes your self-censor switches itself off when you least expect it [07:32] wb, JC :) [07:32] wb! [07:32] you guys could've started without me :-) [07:32] no we couldnt... [07:32] sevman [07:32] i don't know how to run majel though [07:33] none of us do [07:33] meep [07:33] manual then [07:33] EofS is not in the country [07:33] ben is AWOL [07:33] narf :s [07:33] err... houston, we have a problem... [07:33] sausages [07:33] LOL, EofS threatened not to come to this JS if I did the incorrect grammar in last week's shakespear line [07:33] PetRA! [07:33] shall we just declare it one big Sevqueen then? *ducks* :-P [07:33] yeah but shes in Guidos [07:34] poor guidie! :-P [07:34] Leander: lol! :-P [07:34] Leander: I meant about the big sevqueen.... [07:34] shall I run the JS then? [07:34] hey mishi - have you seen my snake? hes green [07:34] his name is Percy [07:35] JC: is there anyone else here who can do it? [07:35] ive never done one and i feel braindead ;) [07:35] *grins* - or should that be "*greens*"? ;) [07:35] Yes JC, that would be an option :-) [07:35] * Whitestar8472 ducks the thwapping passports [07:35] Glor: well, it's manual so anyone can but I'm happy to do it [07:35] but you'll have to be on the ball as I'll be doing it quick [07:35] fast is good [07:35] so everyone ready? [07:36] Ready here [07:36] *gets on her big ball* [07:36] ready [07:36] ready [07:36] * Leander eagerly has fingers on keyboard thingie [07:36] hey, how do you do coloured text in MIRC again? :-) [07:36] control + k I think [07:36] ctrl-k? [07:36] i read that as 'eagerly fingers his keyboard' :O [07:36] 4NOW VOTING FOR SEV SPACE SUNDAY Beta's head part 2 [07:36] (I haven't used mIRC in AGES) [07:36] ctrl ank [07:36] k [07:36] 4Hmm...have we tried actually putting it on his BODY? [07:36] PetRA! [07:36] lol, I suppose that works too. :-P [07:37] ;) [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] (btw, want us to refrain from using "neutral"s?) [07:37] 4BODY is kept [07:37] 4I'm still waiting for the next warp-core BREACH... [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] 4BREACH is cut [07:38] 4Be careful! That's my CHRISTMAS tree topper. [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut\ [07:39] if the enterprise had a pole / spike on top they could stuck his head on it ;) [07:39] 4CHRISTMAS is cut [07:39] * Whitestar8472 remembers Vir's request of Morden ;) [07:39] 4 [07:39] 4Unfortunately, his head's too big for CROQUET! [07:39] keep [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] 4CROQUET is cut (already 2 sport gags in there anyway) [07:39] 4Anyone up for a game of DARTS? [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] KEEP [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] (it's mine) [07:40] 4DARTS is cut (sorry Redi) [07:40] 4DECORATION in my fish tank. [07:40] 'did we Pin the Tail on The Beta?' [07:40] Whitelstar: I think Vir got his wish... [07:40] keep [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] yup, he did ;) [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] oh well... [07:40] Eireshae - don't remember reading any 'pin the tail' punchlines when I chose the finalists [07:40] keep [07:41] shame i only thought of it now [07:41] 4DECORATION is kept [07:41] 4Now we stick an flashlight up his neck and use him as a DISCOBALL! [07:41] cut [07:41] keep! [07:41] keep [07:41] keep [07:41] but change an to a [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] Eireshae: I'll change it to 'wherefore' :-) [07:41] lol] [07:41] lol [07:42] stick your flashlight wherefore the sun dont shine [07:42] meep! *g* [07:42] 4DISCOBALL is kept for now (only just) [07:42] hehe [07:42] lol @ John and Petra [07:42] 4DODGEBALL time!!! [07:42] cut [07:42] 0_o [07:42] keep [07:42] gives a new meaning to "space, the final frontier". :-P [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] lol [07:42] keep [07:42] cut [07:42] LOL [07:42] 'space, pushing the barriers' [07:42] 4DODGEBALL is cut [07:42] 4pincahrd to barfly: i have the DOORSTOPPER you asked for. [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] "Why does Captain Kirk have three ears?" [07:43] cut [07:43] "He has a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier" [07:43] in case he loses one in a romantic liasion [07:43] 4DOORSTOPPER is cut [07:43] 4I have it up for auction on EBAY. [07:43] LOL :-P [07:43] *groan* [07:43] cut [07:43] keep [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] * TheRedi has quit IRC (Client exited) [07:43] 4EBAY is cut [07:43] lost TheRedi again... [07:43] although none of these sound right with the first punchline [07:44] Will Redi be coming back - think we should wait for him? We only have 5 judges otherwise (back to the pre-JSGate days again) [07:44] I think we should wait for a bit [07:44] I agree [07:44] he came back 5 minutes last tim [07:44] well, at least we haven't started judging the next line yet [07:45] hmm, I would've said continue...but meh. [07:45] * TheRedi has joined #sevtrek [07:45] Well, while we wait, I'll get your feedback about something [07:45] (in other words, it's a good place to wait) [07:45] ah, wb :) [07:45] wb! [07:45] oh, never mind, back to the JS [07:45] 4Next, we're taking it apart. Geordie gets the EYES, I get the hair. [07:45] keep [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] neutral [07:46] cut [07:46] 4EYES is kept for now [07:46] 4Yes. A hair TRANSPLANT. [07:46] cut [07:46] keep [07:46] cut [07:46] keep [07:46] keep [07:46] I've had enough of SevTrek hair jokes. [07:46] cut [07:47] 4TRANSPLANT is kept for now [07:47] 4With all his evil TWINS, let's put it on a spike as a warning! [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] keep [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] keep [07:47] though change it to one evil twin, no? [07:47] 4TWINS is kept [07:47] Leander - thought they might have been refering to B4 although he's not that evil [07:47] well, not evil at all [07:48] ok, one twin then :-) [07:48] 4That's enough! I need his head to crack WALNUTS! [07:48] Why oh why didn't they call him B5? :P [07:48] yeah, that's just evil from the writers. ;-) [07:48] cut [07:48] keep [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] 4WALNUTS is cut [07:48] 4A head mannequin for my WIG collection. [07:48] cut [07:48] or cracked, in this case [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:49] meep [07:49] 4and that's it for the cut/keep - time to vote4 your fav finalist: [07:49] 4Hmm...have we tried actually putting it on his BODY? [07:49] DECORATION in my fish tank. [07:49] Now we stick an flashlight up his neck and use him as a DISCOBALL! [07:49] Next, we're taking it apart. Geordie gets the EYES, I get the hair. [07:49] Next, we're taking it apart. Geordie gets the EYES, I get the hair. [07:49] Yes. A hair TRANSPLANT. [07:49] With all his evil TWINS, let's put it on a spike as a warning! [07:49] dang, only the first line is red [07:49] well, you get the idea [07:49] mmhm :) [07:49] vote4 DISCOBALL [07:49] vote4 body [07:49] vote4 body [07:49] 4you can go ahead and vote4 - it's all the lines from Hmm to TWINS [07:50] vote4 twins (with the singlefication thingie somethingsomething :-P ;-)) [07:50] vote4 body [07:50] vote4 body [07:50] yay [07:50] yeah, I wonder what's going to get it - hmmm... [07:50] I guess body wins... [07:50] ;) [07:50] 4final votes: BODY 4 DISCOBALL 1 TWINS 1 [07:50] 4BODY wins [07:51] easy peasy! [07:51] there are F..., ah never mind! :-P [07:51] moving on ;) [07:51] voted for by a BODY of voters... [07:51] ;) [07:51] * Whitestar8472 ducks and dodges flying passports [07:51] 4moving onto the Misc contest: Easter bunny & Santa [07:51] nah constituent ;) [07:51] Every-Body wins... :-) [07:51] *grooooooooooooooan* hehe... ;) [07:52] meepeater6 [07:52] 4hmm, need to get more puns into my sevman messages [07:52] hmmm, not a lot of caption lines that made it to the finalists. :-( [07:52] :-) [07:52] eep, lol ;);) [07:52] 4that's not a punchline, just making a comment. Okay, now onto the punchlines... [07:52] keep [07:52] keepkeepkeep [07:52] sorry *ahem* [07:52] lol [07:52] ;) [07:52] 4Yeah I was a white rabbit-- BEFORE that "chimney" trick you suggested! [07:52] LOL [07:52] *throws leander at mishi*] [07:52] keep [07:52] cut [07:52] wah! [07:52] you sound like a parrot [07:52] keep [07:52] eek, I'm flying! [07:53] or a canary on cocaine ;) [07:53] cut [07:53] keep [07:53] cut [07:53] wah! *ducks flying Dutch person* [07:53] 4BEFORE is kept [07:53] haha the Flying Dutchman [07:53] quack! [07:53] lol! [07:53] 4Really?! Well... I never BELIEVED in *you* either! [07:53] keep [07:53] keep! [07:53] keep [07:53] keep [07:53] "Quack Attacks" :-P [07:53] keep [07:53] (it isn't my line, I just like it *g*) [07:53] lol! [07:53] cut [07:54] 4BELIEVED is kept [07:54] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [07:54] "Attack of the Quackers" [07:54] mwa# [07:54] I think Twist is a lot easier to write punchlines for than other cartoons [07:54] hey there, Thomas [07:54] Hi CptThomas [07:54] hi [07:54] we're judging Misc/Twist [07:54] hi guys/gals [07:54] 4At least you've got the reindeer to CART you around! [07:54] topic's wrong [07:54] hehe [07:54] cut [07:54] *plucks a feather off leander* [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:54] JC: I find it harder... [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:55] 4CART is cut [07:55] 4"Ho, ho, ho…" how clever! Nearly 2000 years and I still can't get a CATCHPHRASE to stick! [07:55] cut [07:55] keep [07:55] cu [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] Glorendil: I find it harder to write ideas for too - it's much easier writing stuff that's character based [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] manual huh :-) [07:55] 4CATCHPHRASE IS CUT [07:55] yup [07:55] who won the other(s) ? [07:55] 4You have no idea how hard it is to find chocolate CHICKENS... [07:55] keep [07:55] *uses feather to tickle people* [07:55] keep [07:56] neutral [07:56] cut [07:56] eek, that tickles! :-O [07:56] BODY won the Sunday comp [07:56] keep [07:56] erm,,, BODY won [07:56] cut [07:56] CHANGING VOTE [07:56] KEEP [07:56] (sorry, mother goose got home and I had to talk to her for a second) [07:56] 4chickens is cut [07:56] 4oops, I meant KEPT [07:56] and plucked too [07:56] *p[lucks a few more feathers and makes a feather duster* [07:57] and JC's running it [07:57] oh, I feel so naked! :-O [07:57] another historical session :-) [07:57] 4sorry, trying to post the winner for the Sunday comp while running the JS, get confused easily [07:57] 4Next punchline: How come nobody leaves milk and COOKIES for the Easter Bunny?! [07:57] meep, oki [07:57] keep [07:57] cut [07:57] keep [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] hey - leander looks like a plucked chciken] [07:57] lets baste and cook him! [07:57] Cptthomas: yeah, shouldn't have removed that historical reference on the countdown! [07:57] and stuff him with nuts [07:58] keep [07:58] Quack, I'm not for cooking! [07:58] JC: *grin* [07:58] I don't even taste like chicken! :-P [07:58] 4COOKIES is cut [07:58] anyone fooled anybody today ? [07:58] 4Bunny: No you can't have a chocolate egg! Mrs. Claus put you on a strict DIET! [07:58] Sadly, nope [07:58] jc fooled me [07:58] keep [07:58] JC fooled everyone... [07:58] keep [07:58] keep [07:58] cut [07:58] JC *almost* got me [07:58] cut [07:58] cut [07:58] whitestar: what tipped you off? [07:58] lemme guess: the joke on JC is that majel actually *works* ;-) [07:58] he got you for at leat 0.47th of a second [07:59] you had to spy the 47 to realise ;) [07:59] the number 47 ;) Plus the date and the fact I use Firefox [07:59] (or the explorer text while using a different browser :-P ) [07:59] i managed to trick our members into thinking we were shut down by paramount :-) [07:59] yeah but you hads to read it to know that so he had you for a lil while ;) [07:59] but the 47 tipped me off otherwise... "hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of "Angling Times", sir!" [07:59] 4 DIET is kept [07:59] lol Thomas [08:00] 4My ears are big? Well, you're FAT!!! [08:00] cut [08:00] cut [08:00] http://www.bvc.be if you wanna see it :-) [08:00] cut [08:00] cut [08:00] cptthomas: I did the Paramount april fool several years back :-) [08:00] cut [08:00] cut [08:00] lol, shame I missed it [08:00] cut [08:00] hehehehehehehehehehehe [08:00] 4FAT is cut [08:00] 4Back off pal-- I know a "chocolate" LOOK when I see it! [08:00] cut [08:00] cut [08:01] keep [08:01] keep [08:01] keep [08:01] a chocolate look ? [08:01] as in fat guy wants the food ? [08:01] just....melting away [08:01] It's a serious thing, you know *nods* [08:01] next year - everytime you click on SUBMIT a punchline a noise is played like... DOOM [08:01] keep [08:01] keep [08:01] 4LOOK is kept [08:01] 4Sure it's a stressful job, but I've got 3,472 MOUTHS to feed [08:01] keep [08:01] cut [08:02] cut [08:02] or majel only displays a "this line is cut" every time, regardless if it actually was or not. :-P [08:02] i liked the sevtrek reference punchline in the pits comp [08:02] cut [08:02] keep [08:02] cut [08:02] or 'sorry but bad language is not accepted. The local police have been informed of your behaviour.' [08:03] Eireshae: No, everytime you click SUBMIT you get the message that the exact punchline was already submitted :-P [08:03] hehe [08:03] i thought of that lol [08:03] Cptthomas: I am not such a fan of the Sev Trek reference :-) [08:03] heh [08:03] LOL [08:03] lol figures :-) [08:03] keep [08:03] although I'd like to see Sev Trek in more video rental stores [08:03] * Leander grows some new feathers to spoil any dinner plans such as soup and stuff [08:04] 4MOUTHS is cut [08:04] JC: did you see the rating of Sev Trek in IMDB? [08:04] *plucks the new feathers* [08:04] i need reeplacements [08:04] Glorendil: no [08:04] i have noticed there are still a videos in the rental store, while i can't find any videos there anymore; all dvds here [08:04] 4Then she had the NERVE to suggest she works hardest because she collects teeth 365 days a year! [08:04] mishi ate my last duster [08:04] cut [08:04] wha?! :O [08:04] cut [08:04] cut [08:04] aaarg, if I had any ink, I'd write a letter of complaint about me being plucked! :-P [08:04] keep [08:04] keep [08:05] cut [08:05] keep [08:05] *plucks leanders tail featthers* [08:05] these will make a nice dream catcher [08:05] 4NERVE is cut [08:05] JC: It has a rating of 8.4... but only 7 votes. [08:05] 4Yeah, they're PLASTIC. I'm too old to lay these things myself anymore! [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] dream catcher? it's a duckie nightmare! :-O [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] Glor: I'll have to post a link on the WNP encouraging everyone to go vote and post a review :-) [08:06] keep [08:06] :-) [08:06] grow more feathers [08:06] 4PLASTIC is cut [08:06] 4I'll tell ya what I want for Christmas: a SLEIGH, eight reindeer, and an egg factory! [08:06] i fancy a boho headthing!] [08:06] keep [08:06] keep [08:06] cut [08:06] keep [08:06] cut [08:06] b-b-b-but...you'll snatch them off my body again. [08:06] keep [08:06] cut [08:07] thats the plan ;) [08:07] better than laying golden eggs [08:07] The Naked Duck [08:07] 4SLEIGH is kept [08:07] 4...and I don't see anyone giving me a SLEIGH and 8 magic reindeer to help out... [08:07] gah, my parts are showing...oh wait, I'm not a droid. :-P [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] lol Leander ;) [08:07] cut [08:07] doh, what's that second sleight doing there?! [08:07] youre a duck [08:07] cut [08:08] cut [08:08] never mind, I'd culled that anyway - forgot to refresh my finalists page after the culling :-) [08:08] meh, there used to be a roboduck in DuckTales though, I think. [08:08] meep [08:08] *g* oops ;) [08:08] 4the second SLEIGH is cut anyway [08:08] 4What do you mean, "WHERE do the eggs come from and why are they chocolate?"? [08:08] *spies a feather on leanders head* [08:08] cut [08:08] keep [08:08] * Eireshae plucks* [08:08] * Leander ducks [08:08] quack, to late [08:08] * Eireshae plucks anyway* [08:09] cut [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] 4WHERE is cut [08:09] 4You think my job is easy? Try delivering around the WORLD in one night without reindeer! [08:10] cut [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] Mishi - wanna run the glitter bug over leander to make him shiny? [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] bugs? eeeeek......*scratch scratch* [08:10] cut [08:10] 4WORLD is cut [08:10] hehehe [08:10] 4Sure everybody loves us, but you don't see any kids trying to bite YOUR ears off! [08:10] keep [08:10] hmmmmmmmmm, now there's a thought :D [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] keep [08:11] anyone have a shirt to keep a poor duckie warm? (no ovens please! ;-) ) [08:11] 'wanna bite my bunny?' [08:11] hehehehehehehehe [08:11] cut [08:11] keep [08:11] cut [08:11] (meep!) [08:11] *offers a woolen jumper* [08:11] 4YOUR is cut [08:11] yay [08:11] i may want your feathers but im not heartless [08:11] my WHAT is cut? :O:O [08:11] ;) [08:11] microwave ? [08:11] your narf [08:12] lol [08:12] :-) [08:12] lol [08:12] lol [08:12] Thomas: THAT was random, lol [08:12] 4ok, time for the final vote4: I'll list the punchlines but not coloured text: [08:12] * Leander microwaves and microclouds [08:12] Yeah I was a white rabbit-- BEFORE that "chimney" trick you suggested! [08:12] Really?! Well... I never BELIEVED in *you* either! [08:12] You have no idea how hard it is to find chocolate CHICKENS... [08:12] Bunny: No you can't have a chocolate egg! Mrs. Claus put you on a strict DIET! [08:12] Back off pal-- I know a "chocolate" LOOK when I see it! [08:12] I'll tell ya what I want for Christmas: a SLEIGH, eight reindeer, and an egg factory! [08:12] 4now vote4... [08:12] * Whitestar8472 microsurfs :D [08:12] for some reason i can seriously picture leander as a duck [08:12] hard choice... [08:12] lol [08:12] vote4 believed [08:12] vote4 BELIEVED [08:12] vote 4 believed [08:12] vote4 believed [08:12] and another first: the full punchline shown in the finalist voting :-) [08:13] vote4 SLEIGHT [08:13] i sorta mentioned it and people agreed [08:13] of hand? [08:13] vote4 DIET [08:13] vote4 chickens [08:13] Referring to that one you accidentally slipped in there earlier, perhaps? ;) [08:13] bt [08:13] 4final tally: BELIEVED 4, SLEIGH 1, DIET 1, CHICKENS 1 [08:13] 4BELIEVED wins [08:13] what? Sleight of hand :P [08:14] unbelievable! :-P [08:14] legeredemain :-) [08:14] lol Leander ;) [08:14] you guys are putting sevqueen out of business [08:14] ;-) [08:14] legerdemain ;) [08:14] wheee [08:14] She's probably glad of the break ;) [08:14] that's it [08:14] nah, that's just our combined april fools joke thingie. ;) [08:14] 4lastly, Battlestar Galactica: the new female Starbuck [08:14] lol [08:14] does anyone need this cartoon explained? [08:14] french for "light hands" [08:14] me [08:15] i never SAW galactica [08:15] ahh, I was wondering what that meant and was thinking of "leger lines" - a musical term [08:15] Just had a thought... this year and next there's gonna be a lot of cartoon material around: Sin City, X-Men 3, Spiderman 3, Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four, V For Vendetta, Watchmen, The Hitchiker's Guide... [08:15] the idea is in the old battlestar galactica series in teh 70's, Starbuck was a cigar chomping womanizing man [08:15] oooh sinful [08:15] don't forget SW3 [08:15] In the new series,the same character is now a woman (but still cigar chomping) [08:15] hitchhiker's guide [08:15] only saw a little bit of the original show occasionally....but mostly thinking like "hey, isn't this guy from A-team?" and such. [08:15] it's shameful that we haven't parodied that one yet [08:15] lol [08:15] that's the biggest controversy about the show - taking an iconic character and completely changing sex [08:15] ooh, g'point [08:16] 4okay, onto cut/keeping [08:16] JC: I needed a context, because I saw bits of the old show, and none of the new... [08:16] 4If you can't BEAT 'em... [08:16] marvin the paranoid android has got to be worth a few toons [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:17] Glorendil: not much else to say. Starbuck was a guy in the old show, is a girl in the new show (which is a 'reimagining' of the old show) [08:17] 4BEAT is cut [08:17] 4I like women that much, I decided to BECOME one! [08:17] keep [08:17] let's hope the startrek producers dont get any ideas [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] female kirk [08:17] Cpt: The problem is it's hard making fun of a hilarious book... [08:17] eeeek, argh, noooooooooooooooooo - let's hope not! :O [08:17] woo, great stuff for a new sevtrek [08:17] ooh lesbian [08:17] reimagined TOS [08:17] WOMANIZING lesbian [08:17] cptthomas: changing the sex of a character is nothing compared to the consistency faux pas of the Star Trek producers [08:18] only when doing a character building movie based on Spot. :-P [08:18] lol Leander! [08:18] keep [08:18] Eireshae: I steered away from the lesbian jokes [08:18] could be a blank cartoon [08:18] saved you on the work [08:18] lmao [08:18] cut [08:18] i was thinking of Kirk if he went female tho JC ;) [08:19] yeah, definitely a female kirk or so [08:19] and a young guy as doc [08:19] Spot becomes a catnip addict who moonlights a dead rat catcvher [08:19] Eireshae: Kirk would become Samantha from Sex & The City [08:19] lmao yes [08:19] though any riped shirts then would make the show unfit for "all ages". ;-) [08:19] without the shoes [08:19] let the record show i officially make this idea a candidate for a sevtoon :-) [08:19] lol Leander - good point! ;) [08:20] 4BECOME is cut [08:20] how about a Sunday strip? [08:20] 4Word of advice: always check your BLASTER-safety! [08:20] Take different shows and... reimagine them ;) [08:20] dr who stops after one season i heard [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] season 2 will star a new doc [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] yargh, I hope not :\ [08:20] cptthomas: post it on the IB just to make it 'official' [08:20] okay [08:20] geez, the guy's on incarnation no. 9 already [08:20] 'lets pretend weve been mugged' *rips his friend shirt* 'Ross, what happened to y our shirt?' 'apparantly we were mugged, they stole my pocket' [08:20] "lukerina, I am you mother!" (or is that pushing it? :-P ) [08:20] yeah, next year it'll be nr 10 [08:20] he ripped his pocke off [08:20] maaaaaaaaybe ;) [08:21] cut [08:21] and doesn't he have only 13 lives ? [08:21] yeah [08:21] this guy is afraid of being typecasted so he quit after one season [08:21] so I heard anyway - after 13, you're dead [08:21] they already wasted nr 8 on a movie [08:21] ack, NARF it; he's good as The Doctor :\ [08:21] 4BLASTER is kept [08:21] who lefty? [08:21] 4Hey, that's nothing. Wait until you find out about BOOMER. [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] Christopher Eccleston? [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] oo [08:22] Probably too obscure this one [08:22] that's him 8472 [08:22] the way actors go on a bout type cast [08:22] 4BOOMER is boomed! [08:22] 4Close, but no CIGAR! [08:22] cut [08:22] now i understand they want challenging roles [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] keep [08:22] but being cast in similar positions stregthens your skills as such a character [08:22] he's so bloody GOOD as The Doctor though *mourns* [08:22] keep [08:22] 1st episode was good though [08:22] cut [08:22] It certainly was [08:22] nice brit humor [08:22] I'm looking forward to tomorrow's episode [08:22] a bit of fx [08:23] 4CIGAR has been smoked [08:23] 4Yep-- I can FLY a fighter, but can't park it! [08:23] and slightly cheesy [08:23] keep [08:23] yeah :) And some typical "Doctor" lines [08:23] keep [08:23] keep [08:23] cut [08:23] like a 80s b series [08:23] neutral [08:23] keep [08:23] they're talking about it right now with jonathan ross [08:23] keep [08:23] what? now? Rawr [08:23] 4FLY is kept [08:23] 4Ironically, my HAIR is shorter than it was in the 70's! [08:23] bbc1 [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] well, they'll be showing the whatshisname series here at some point I read.... [08:23] keep [08:23] cut [08:24] (lol, that's ironic...) [08:24] cut [08:24] 4HAIR is cut [08:24] 4This way I get to tell sexists JOKES and get away with it. [08:24] who [08:24] LOL [08:24] all the cuts *GROAN* [08:24] cut [08:24] lol! [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] keep [08:24] neutral [08:24] cut [08:24] keep [08:24] HAIR is cut... good one! :-) [08:24] 4JOKES has fallen flat [08:25] HAIR is permed [08:25] 4Why stay on the LOSING team? [08:25] keep [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] keep [08:25] don't make me come after you with my passport, now ;) [08:25] Glorendil: actually I forgot to pun on that one, happy coincidence :-) [08:25] lol [08:25] eeeeeek, legal stabbing weapons! :"-O [08:25] :-O [08:25] cut [08:25] blame Benny - HE started it :P ;) [08:26] 4LOSING has lost [08:26] 4Yup, I'm now a hard-drinking, cigar chomping MANIZER. [08:26] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] cut [08:26] keep [08:26] cut [08:26] 4MANIZER is kept [08:26] 4Yup, I'm now a hard-drinking, cigar chomping MANIZER. [08:26] oops! [08:26] 4Concidering the MEN in the original series, I doubt anyone will notice the difference. [08:26] cut [08:26] keep [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:27] keep [08:27] keep [08:27] cut [08:27] 4MEN are cut (ouch) [08:27] 4And, I'm MORE of a man than you'll ever be! [08:27] cut [08:28] lol, OUCH JC [08:28] cut [08:28] Either everyone is slowing down or I'm getting some kind of lag [08:28] * Disconnected [08:29] * ***** · · · A wizard has entered the channel:7 johncook  [08:29] PLUCK YOUR DUCKS AND SWING YOUR CATS! [08:29] * Majel sets mode: +o johncook [08:29] he's back [08:29] whoops, don't know what happened then [08:29] Open the pod bay doors, Thomas... [08:29] man the women. think of the children! [08:29] wb JC! [08:29] WB! [08:30] lol [08:30] cool [08:30] 4can everyone re-cut/keep on And, I'm MORE of a man than you'll ever be! [08:30] wb [08:30] rofl Leander! [08:30] cut [08:30] you recognized the quote :-) [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] yup ;) [08:30] cut [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] 4MORE is cut [08:30] keep [08:30] 4Why be called a PIG, when you can be "empowered?" [08:30] What are you doing 8472 ? :-) [08:30] (rofl, this is going to be an *interesting* log! :D ) [08:30] CUT [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] 4PIG is cut [08:31] (and this is where my knowledge of 2001 quotes ends ;) ) [08:31] 4The WOMANIZER has been womanized! [08:31] keep [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] keep [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] rarf [08:31] meep me [08:31] 4WOMANIZER has been cut [08:31] 4Yup, and I´m WORKING on the new all-girl A-Team as well... [08:31] I can feel my mind slipping... [08:31] rarf? that's different ;) [08:31] cut [08:31] *wants meep* [08:31] * Whitestar8472 meeps you [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:32] cut [08:32] cut [08:32] keep [08:32] mmm meep is good [08:32] yorkie meep [08:32] Yes [08:32] Yes, it is [08:32] 4WORKING didn't work at all, it's cut [08:32] I'm using a HAL red eye skin on my winamp [08:32] really nice [08:32] lol *g* [08:32] Nifty :) [08:32] so, you can't open any music with it now? :-P [08:32] 4now onto the final vote4 for this JS, so I'm listing the final 3 punchlines now (again, not coloured text): [08:32] Word of advice: always check your BLASTER-safety! [08:32] Yep-- I can FLY a fighter, but can't park it! [08:32] Yup, I'm now a hard-drinking, cigar chomping MANIZER. [08:32] nah [08:32] 4vote now... [08:33] keeps asking stupid questions instead [08:33] vote4 FLY [08:33] vote4 manizer [08:33] :-) [08:33] vote4 fly [08:33] vote4 manizer [08:33] hehe [08:33] vote4 fly [08:33] voye4 fly [08:33] can't choose really [08:33] they're all good [08:33] vote4 fly [08:33] yeah, I like fly and manizer both [08:33] the mob hath spoken wherefore [08:33] 4final tally: FLY 5, MANIZER 2 [08:34] well, that's fairly straightforward ;) [08:34] 4FLY wins and that's gotta be historical, no sevqueens! [08:34] * Leander sings: "When you hear something quack, and you think "what the heck?", it a duckie!". :-P [08:34] WOW [08:34] lol [08:34] That's... different ;) [08:34] let's add a "historical events" page to the sevsite [08:34] * Eireshae plucks the few regrown feathers* [08:34] hehe [08:34] eeeeek! [08:34] next to the "gates" page [08:34] cptthomas: that's actually a good idea, we can record all the 'gates' over it's past history [08:34] poor naked LeanDuck [08:35] leander is now a pink naked duckie (but no toiuchie) [08:35] but now I'm afraid I have to rush off - we have a visitor in less than half an hour and I have to clean the house :-( [08:35] ouch [08:35] bye jc [08:35] girlpower :-) [08:35] part of the reason I was rushing through the voting [08:35] cu, thanx everyone for voting! [08:35] *whip* [08:35] seems to me the JS is here to stay, regardless of the recent uproar... [08:35] cptthomas: you said it! [08:35] no [08:35] no problem [08:35] hmmm, yeah...I'll be leaving here soon too.....(also to give feather growing a fair chance again ;-)) [08:35] glorendil: for the moment but I still have plans in that regard [08:35] meep! Good luck! [08:36] *plucks leander some more* [08:36] cu [08:36] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Apr 02 08:36:07 2005