Session Start: Sat May 28 06:56:58 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:02] do we want to start the JS? [07:02] thhut up, thtupid! [07:02] <*EofS*> *Offers cherries around* [07:02] want? yes (i'm tired and exhausted) [07:02] how much below normal turnout is this? [07:02] <*EofS*> You are! [07:02] <*EofS*> John, could you run it? [07:03] (taking into account that I'm actually here) [07:03] sure [07:03] Oooh, cherries [07:03] * Dhraakellian pords Atari^_- [07:03] <*EofS*> I pulled an all-nighter last night, grabbed four hours sleep this afternoon [07:03] better sharpen my rapier sharp wit for the wordplays to ensure... [07:03] <*EofS*> I don't trust my higher brain functions [07:03] ouch :\ [07:03] what highter brain functions? :P [07:03] ,':-| [07:03] 4Starting with Sunday toon... [07:03] <*EofS*> Don't have sympathy for me, it's my own fault [07:03] !finalists [07:03] <_5618_> 7Finalists punchline page: http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [07:03] 4Simple! AVOID dying you must! [07:03] <*EofS*> *Slaps* [07:04] thanx 5618 [07:04] cut [07:04] * Dhraakellian steals EofS's nose and hides it, seeing if she can find it without higher brain functions [07:04] keep [07:04] <*EofS*> Cut [07:04] 4vote cut or keep people [07:04] keep [07:04] keep [07:04] <*EofS*> *Feeds Guido cherries* [07:04] thanks [07:04] <*EofS*> o_O [07:04] * Miguel has joined #sevtrek [07:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [07:05] hey there [07:05] 4AVOID has avoided the cull [07:05] 4Softly walk and BIG lightsaber I carry. [07:05] cut [07:05] cut [07:05] hi ben [07:05] cut [07:05] <*EofS*> Cut [07:05] * Leander has joined #sevtrek [07:05] cut [07:05] you've started? eek [07:05] keep [07:05] funny, yes, but not true [07:05] <*EofS*> That wasn't meant to be a "thanks" thing to do :0P [07:05] miguel - only done one punchline so far [07:05] * Chimera has joined #sevtrek [07:05] * TheAmnesiacOne has joined #sevtrek [07:05] heya all [07:05] hmmm, is wizard running the js? so early. :-P [07:05] * Miguel sets mode: +vvv Chimera Leander TheAmnesiacOne [07:06] leander - you mean on time :-) [07:06] <*EofS*> See what happens when we start on time? People get confused :0P [07:06] yeah, that is early [07:06] woah... people [07:06] hello all [07:06] <*EofS*> Bloody Germans and their bloody efficiency [07:06] * Wizzard spits the cherry pits at emma [07:06] Natalie is my excuse ;-) [07:06] Fri May 27 17:06:27 EDT 2005 [07:06] heheh [07:06] <*EofS*> Ben - does Nemi know? [07:06] 4to recap, we're judging the sunday contest [07:06] hi all [07:06] <*EofS*> *Spits her own at Guido* [07:06] I waited 'til she was asleep ;) [07:06] what, already? :-o [07:06] <*EofS*> Can't have been long [07:06] * TheAmnesiacOne takes a screenshot for Nemi [07:07] 4we've only judged 2 punchlines AVOID (kept) and BIG (cut) [07:07] LOL!!! [07:07] :( I really liked BIG [07:07] 4moving onto the next one... [07:07] arg, annoying add on sev finalists page...*kills sound* [07:07] 4To live so long, DIE you must not. [07:07] cut [07:07] <*EofS*> Not a Crazy Frog one by any chance? [07:07] keep [07:07] keep [07:07] yep [07:07] keep [07:07] cut (didn't we have that one 2 lines ago?) [07:07] keep [07:07] cut [07:07] keep [07:07] argh, I wanted to kill HIGNFY [07:08] Argh, that was on? [07:08] * Dhraakellian hands Leander a nice, shiny copy of Firefox's Adblock extension [07:08] I've managed to avoid that ****ing thing for so long... [07:08] <*EofS*> Keep [07:08] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel [07:08] 4DIE is still alive [07:08] <*EofS*> Leander - I'm choosing to ostracise Guido for his country's crimes in producing that. Feel free to join me :0) [07:08] 4Not much ENERGY in growing I wasted. [07:08] and it only started "soundifying", when I minimized my windows in order to get the ones I wanted next to one another without the others messing things up [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:08] <*EofS*> Cut [07:08] keep [07:08] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] 4ENERGY has fizzled out [07:09] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [07:09] 4Wished for ETERNAL life, I did. Ask for ETERNAL youth...I forgot! [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] <*EofS*> Keep [07:09] <*EofS*> *Love* [07:10] (although he's fairly spry and bouncy for an 800yo [07:10] ) [07:10] keep [07:10] *sits on his own in the dislike corner* [07:10] <*EofS*> You'd jump around a lot with a guy's hand up your **** [07:10] keep [07:10] lol@emma [07:10] *cokemonitor* [07:10] 4ETERNAL continues to last [07:10] 4When 800 years you reach, FORGET to die you will. [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] <*EofS*> Cut [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] <*EofS*> If you start getting senile at 30, by 800 you must forget things before they've even happened [07:11] 4FORGET has been forgotten [07:11] lol! [07:11] 4Always eaten my GREENS, I have... [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:11] @Emma [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] <*EofS*> Cut [07:11] cut [07:11] peas are evil [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] emma: lack of higher brain functions, my **** [07:11] <*EofS*> What makes you say that? [07:12] jc's running the comp ? [07:12] 4It's not easy being GREEN, it's cut! [07:12] woohoo :-) [07:12] <*EofS*> Pea brains! *Counts people who get it* [07:12] 4First, give up hope to die PRETTY, you shall. [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] neutral [07:12] cut [07:12] keep [07:12] <*EofS*> Cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] 4PRETTY got pretty ugly, it's cut [07:12] 4REMEMBER, I did, but forget, I have. [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] <*EofS*> Thomas - I was up for 28 hours straight then slept for four hours this afternoon. I asked John if Ihe could run it ;0) [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] <*EofS*> Cut [07:13] and they started on time!! [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] ouch E [07:13] (shouldn't that be "...forgotten, I have"?) [07:13] yes, I'm still recovering from the shock here. ;-) [07:13] everyone arrived 5 minutes late - which is usually half an hour early [07:13] heh [07:13] keep [07:14] <*EofS*> Blame it on Guido [07:14] but is it his fault? [07:14] i know [07:14] <*EofS*> Yes [07:14] the one time i counted on it starting too late :-) [07:14] oh, ok [07:14] me? i just said that i'm tired and exhausted [07:14] it's the sort of thing you'd say even if it wasn't :P [07:14] <*EofS*> Yes [07:14] <*EofS*> This was magnified by your efficient Germanness and it took over John's brain and made him start [07:14] 4REMEMBER will be remembered at the next stage, it's been kept [07:15] why does everyone blame Wiz: cause he's German? That's a bit harsh :-) [07:15] 4Move SLOWER I do, live longer I will. [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] <*EofS*> Nah, I blame him because he's him :0) [07:15] <*EofS*> Cut [07:15] John - in this case, the everyone of which you speak is Emma ;) [07:15] she blames me because she's nasty ;) [07:15] cut [07:15] four words: bouncing green ping-pong ball [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] Miguel: I know but I seem to remember that same blame happening before at other JS's [07:16] <*EofS*> Five words: elephant ointment yellow cornfield obstacle [07:16] Maybe it was Emma those times too :- [07:16] Dhraak - I read an interesting wikipedia article on the 7 modes of l;ightsabre combat the other day [07:16] :-) [07:16] LOL Dhraak *nods* [07:16] explained a lot about Yoda's ping pong impressions [07:16] Miguel, linky? [07:16] 4SLOWER has slowed to a halt [07:16] I'd be interested to see that :D [07:17] I'll dig it out [07:17] 4OK, we're onto the final vote4 stage [07:17] <*EofS*> John - well the efficiency thing is because back when he used to run the sessions they tended to be very 'efficient' (ie blink and you'd miss them) [07:17] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber_combat#The_seven_forms_of_lightsaber_combat [07:17] 4no vote4's until I say the word [07:17] 4so go read the lightsabre article while I post the 4 final punchlines... [07:17] 4Simple! AVOID dying you must! [07:17] keep! [07:17] 4To live so long, DIE you must not. [07:17] <*EofS*> He used to criticise me because I didn't run them quickly enough. I have a long memory ;0) [07:18] <*EofS*> I LOVE YOU! [07:18] 4 Wished for ETERNAL life, I did. Ask for ETERNAL youth...I forgot! [07:18] 4 REMEMBER, I did, but forget, I have. [07:18] <3 [07:18] vote4 eternal [07:18] 4ok, you can vote4 [07:18] vote4 eternal [07:18] vote4 remember [07:18] <*EofS*> vote4 eternal [07:18] vote4 eternal [07:18] vote4 eternal [07:18] wiz: Emma's right, you are too efficient! :-0 [07:18] vote3 eternal [07:18] hmm [07:18] <_5618_> vote4 eternal [07:18] vote4 avoid [07:18] vote4 eternal [07:18] <*EofS*> A David :0o [07:18] vote avoid [07:18] whoa :O LTNS [07:18] <*EofS*> See! It's not just me! [07:19] vote4 remember [07:19] <*EofS*> John agrees! [07:19] omg, he lives! [07:19] David? Whoosdatden? [07:19] 4final tally: eternal 7, remember 1, avoid 2 [07:19] 4no need for a sevqueen on this one - ETERNAL lives forever! [07:19] <*EofS*> Huzzah! [07:20] does ben's count? he wrote "vote*3*", not vote*4* :P [07:20] oops [07:20] it's 3/4 of a vote ;) [07:20] woah... did leander change his vote? [07:20] <_5618_> Ben's always been a number short [07:20] hey!!! [07:20] hi david [07:20] no, I didn't [07:20] * Miguel is now known as _518_ [07:20] <*EofS*> Guido - just because he didn't use your silly metric voting system [07:20] <_518_> now I'm a number short ;) [07:20] hehehe! [07:20] not that it changes much for the winning line.... [07:20] *g* [07:21] <*EofS*> I could be at my university's summer ball tonight [07:21] <_5618_> No, now you're just being ill-humorous [07:21] I did count Miguel's vote [07:21] <*EofS*> I'd rather be here :0) [07:21] emma -- what do you mean *my* voting system? [07:21] 4moving onto next contest: Sevgate [07:21] <*EofS*> You know what I meant :0P [07:21] * _518_ is now known as Miguel [07:21] 4vote cut or keep on the following punchlines: [07:21] 4It's not technology, it's ancient modern ART. [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] <*EofS*> Cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:22] it's unfunny because it's true... ;) [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] neutral [07:22] 4ART has it's critics [07:22] 4And never the manuals! They are EVIL! [07:22] <*EofS*> *Hisses* [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] <*EofS*> Cut [07:23] <*EofS*> *Eats John's apostrophe* [07:23] * NeverThinker has joined #sevtrek [07:23] cut [07:23] hey there [07:23] hi [07:24] You guys like Star Trek? [07:24] 4EVIL lives on to fight another day [07:24] 4It's an advanced FORM of littering. [07:24] cut [07:24] <*EofS*> Guido lives! [07:24] keep [07:24] yes :) [07:24] cut [07:24] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] and yes, we do [07:25] I see lots of cuts are you doing a play or something? [07:25] Star Trek, Star Wars, B5 (well, some of us) [07:25] * Dhraakellian changes topic to 'judging in session. http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php' [07:25] 4FORM has no function, it's cut [07:25] 4What, only humans get to LITTER? [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] we're voting on punchlines for a caption competition [07:25] keep [07:25] <*EofS*> Cut [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:25] cut (line looks strangely familiar...) [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] * Miguel sets mode: +s [07:26] hiding us from the world ? :-) [07:26] 4LITTER has been binned [07:26] 4Ever go to one planet and have your LUGGAGE go to another? [07:26] just for the JS [07:26] John: heh [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] <*EofS*> Keep [07:26] * Whitestar8472 wonders which line is going to win THIS contest [07:26] Hmmmmm.... [07:27] <*EofS*> I was fortunate that the time my luggage went to the wrong country the country they chose was Scotland ;0) [07:27] <*EofS*> There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark [07:27] Whew ;) [07:28] * Whitestar8472 thinks of a recent comment in 'metaquotes' [07:28] * Dhraakellian has no plans for going to either Cleveland or Abu Dabi [07:28] "Darth Sideofthemoon" [07:28] 4LUGGAGE is packed and ready for the next round [07:28] 4It's a MINE, you idiot! [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] <*EofS*> Cut [07:28] cut [07:28] . [07:28] cut [07:28] this was only there cause it ranked #1 by Ratsy [07:28] <*EofS*> What's standard procedure when treading on a mine? [07:28] dying [07:28] blame someone else? :-P [07:28] EofS: youhav eto decide whether to cut the blue wire or the red wire [07:29] * Dhraakellian didn't see the "a" [07:29] neutral [07:29] cut [07:29] 4MINE has detonated [07:29] 4It's last millennium's MODEL. [07:29] to jkump 200 feet in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area? [07:29] neutral [07:29] I'd say, break a leg...but...hmmm [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] <*EofS*> Miguel gets the gold star! [07:29] cut [07:29] <*EofS*> Cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] yay Blackadder [07:29] Emma - I confess, I watched them earlier this week [07:30] yeah, he quoted it to me :-P [07:30] 4MODEL is now defunct [07:30] oh right, blackadder....now I recognise it.....hip hip, hoora! [07:30] 4Only ONE carry-on allowed on the Sevgate. [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] <*EofS*> My deepest apa-low-gees to the rest of you who got it wrong [07:30] keep [07:30] neutral [07:30] <*EofS*> Neutral [07:30] keep [07:31] keep [07:31] 4ONE only got one cut so it's kept [07:31] 4The blast RADIUS is just one of the more subtle hints [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] <*EofS*> John that one was bad even for you :0P [07:31] keep [07:31] <*EofS*> Cut [07:31] keep [07:31] EofS: I know, sometimes I just have nuthin, nuthin I tell ya [07:32] and what do you mean, "even for you"?!?! [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:32] <*EofS*> Did you know that editing a film with footage that doesn't exist is difficult *nods* [07:32] <*EofS*> John - nuffin' ;0) [07:32] Germans, cartoonists, noone is safe from Emma at these JS's [07:32] <*EofS*> I don't have anything against Germans! [07:32] * Dhraakellian still has Emma's nose [07:32] <*EofS*> I have everything against Guido! [07:32] lol, must be spending too much time with Gaby [07:33] !:0) [07:33] HEY!!!!! :P [07:33] * Dhraakellian hides it again [07:33] <*EofS*> *Steals Dhraaks belt* [07:33] RADIUS has been blasted [07:33] 4They lost the REMOTE controls. [07:33] cut [07:33] <*EofS*> Ha! :0P! [07:33] cut [07:33] cut [07:33] cut [07:33] neutral [07:33] <*EofS*> (My head's smaller so it fell down) [07:33] cut [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] * Dhraakellian uses his higher brain functions and finds it [07:33] <*EofS*> *Hands Guido cherries in apology* [07:34] you mean apo-low-gee [07:34] thanks [07:34] <*EofS*> Dhraak - wow, it took your higher brain functions to think to look around my neck? :0P [07:34] !;) [07:34] 4REMOTE has been switched off [07:34] 4 They can't dial up tech SUPPORT through the sevgate [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] <*EofS*> I did mean apo-low-gee actually, I just couldn't be bothered to type it out again [07:34] cut [07:34] * Dhraakellian steals emma's backup nose [07:34] keep [07:34] <*EofS*> Cut [07:34] cut [07:34] Dhraak: what?! [07:34] cut [07:35] TheAmnesiacOne, I still have her nose [07:35] <*EofS*> Hey! : ( [07:35] you fiend! :-o [07:35] cut [07:35] * Glorendil has joined #sevtrek [07:35] heya [07:35] <*EofS*> *Sics Guido on Dhraak* [07:35] and a nose showed up in her smiley [07:35] Hi all! [07:35] 4SUPPORT has none so it's cut [07:35] 4One man's TRASH is another man's superweapon. [07:35] cut [07:35] keep [07:35] How much did I miss? [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] nearly all of it [07:35] * Dhraakellian Guidos SI_C on Emma [07:35] cut [07:35] neutral [07:35] damn. [07:35] cut [07:35] we're 2 lines from finishing [07:35] cut [07:35] Glorendil: bad luck, normally we're starting around now but for once, we started on time [07:36] :-) [07:36] cut [07:36] and it's a short session this evening [07:36] keep [07:36] so it seems. No miscsevlenous [07:36] silly people decided to start on time for once. Which would have the same effect as when my trains would start to leave on time all of a sudden! :-P ;-) [07:36] 4TRASH has been trashed (now that's too easy) [07:36] hehe [07:36] 4Seeing all the TROUBLE it's caused us... [07:36] cut [07:36]