Session Start: Sat Jun 18 2005 [07:17] 4Sunday comp [07:17] looks like it [07:17] meh :-S [07:17] damnit [07:18] 4Quickly men! Hold them at BAY until I've finished talking! [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:19] completely held at bay forever [07:19] do we get amusing puns from this sevman? :) [07:19] yaaay! [07:19] :-P [07:19] whee :) [07:19] 4Go on, I'll be right BEHIND you... [07:19] keep [07:19] cut [07:19] a lot of expectation comes with the sevman job these days [07:19] I'm sure Wiz won't let us down though :-) [07:19] cut [07:19] keep [07:19] (sounds very blackadder goes forth ish :-P ) [07:19] cut [07:20] iris? [07:20] cut [07:20] left behind--- [07:20] *g* [07:20] 4I've run out of CLICHES, how about you? [07:20] keep [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] keep [07:20] keep [07:21] not run out [07:21] 4We're DOOMED...I stink at speaking in public! [07:21] keep [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] keep [07:21] cut [07:21] keep [07:21] this line has barely avoided an early doom [07:22] heh! [07:22] 4Has anybody seen my getaway EAGLE? [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] keep [07:22] (side note: good to have an irc client i can really use again... ;)) [07:22] cut [07:23] uhm, yay [07:23] the eagle has not landed [07:23] Guido - what are you using? [07:23] ksirc [07:23] 4FLY, you foo- erm, I mean, attack, you fearless!! [07:23] keep [07:23] keep [07:23] neutral [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] this line continues to attack [07:23] cut [07:23] 4Okay, everybody count your LEGS! When you get up to two, run! [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] has run away very fast [07:24] 4Please take a MOMENT to locate the emergency exit nearest you! [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] has disappeared through said exit [07:25] 4Sorry chaps, you're on your OWN! [07:25] cut [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:25] cur [07:25] keep [07:25] cut* [07:26] cut [07:26] (i got that ;)) [07:26] currr! :-P [07:26] (:P) [07:26] standing on it on proved not to be rewarding [07:26] <*ControlFreak*> Testestest [07:26] 474747 [07:26] 4Okay, you can RUN now. [07:26] Emma? [07:26] neutral [07:26] cut [07:26] keep [07:26] she's having trouble, but it seems to be updating [07:26] cut [07:26] keep [07:27] ben? [07:27] Guido? [07:27] <*ControlFreak*> Cut (RUN) [07:27] donkey! [07:27] i'm waiting for your vote [07:27] hehehe [07:27] oh [07:27] cut [07:27] sorry *blush* [07:27] another one which has run away (i see a pattern forming about lines with this topic ;)) [07:28] 4I wonder if it is too late to switch SIDES... [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] running, there and back again [07:28] keep [07:28] cut [07:29] has not decided on which side it is, stays for the time being [07:29] 4Well, I'm SPEECHLESS! [07:29] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] "speechless" got enough voices as support [07:30] E's gone again :( [07:30] 4STAND fast, Men of Gond... ah heck, run for it! [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:31] cfut [07:31] cut* [07:31] stood fast enough. just enough [07:31] you know, "fut" means he runs in Hungarian... ;-) [07:31] 4Umm... SUCKS to be us, huh? [07:31] cut [07:31] (lol!!) [07:31] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] lol [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] completely and utterly SUCKed [07:32] 4I came back from the dead for THIS?! [07:32] cut [07:32] neutral [07:33] keep [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] keep [07:33] came from the dead and decided to stay [07:33] 4Uh... First man to kill a TROLL gets a prize. [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] keep [07:33] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] the write of this line still can get a prize [07:34] 4I'm a WIZARD, not a speech writer! [07:34] cut [07:34] keep [07:34] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] he's a wizard, not a punchline writer [07:35] heh! [07:35] FYI, I'll be voting TWICE for the Cheesy lines comp if that's ok - I'm talking to Emma on the phone [07:35] 48 linesmade it through, stand by... [07:35] she's got the finalists before her net died [07:35] d'oh [07:36] meep [07:36] good choice of colour there :P [07:36] 4 8 lines made it through, stand by... [07:36] I've run out of CLICHES, how about you? [07:36] We're DOOMED...I stink at speaking in public! [07:36] FLY, you foo- erm, I mean, attack, you fearless!! [07:36] I wonder if it is too late to switch SIDES... [07:36] Well, I'm SPEECHLESS! [07:36] STAND fast, Men of Gond... ah heck, run for it! [07:36] I came back from the dead for THIS?! [07:36] Uh... First man to kill a TROLL gets a prize. [07:36] vote4 TROLL [07:36] vote4 cliches [07:36] 4vote 4 the winning line (no chatting in between please) [07:37] vote4 fly [07:37] vote4 fly [07:37] vote4 speechless x2 please :) [07:37] vote4 speechless [07:37] EofS about Guido: "I'll make it worth his while if he counts my votes too" [07:37] SPEECHLESS 3 - FLY 2 - TROLL 1 - CLICHES 1 [07:38] cutting TROLL and CLICHES [07:38] vote4 fly [07:38] john and michelle, please revote [07:38] VOTE4 SPEECHLESS [07:38] 3Sevqueen: SPEECHLESS 4 - FLY 3 [07:38] (decision wll be made on penalties :D) [07:38] *snicker* ;) [07:39] Well, Wendy is still asleep so I'll get her to cast her magic wand when she gets up [07:39] all english decided for speechless, so fly should win :D :D :D :P :P :P [07:39] Emma said a naughty word when she heard about the penalties :D [07:39] * Whitestar8472 is *still* enjoying the relative novelty of having a WORKING computer [07:39] hehe [07:39] lol, thinking about the next comp, does this mean that wendy is somewhat of a tooth fairy? :-P [07:40] "Tell him I'll *definitely* deal with him for that" [07:40] note with The Pits - there'll be 3 winners [07:40] so I guess we'll pick the 3 that get the most vote4s [07:40] 4TPITSnow -- due to the fact that the lines are itself very cheesy, i doubt that i'm able to top it with puns or wordplays or such [07:40] can't we all vote for three right away? [07:40] if we have 3 to vote on in the end.... [07:40] (after the cutting round I mean) [07:40] that's okay, we still love you. ;-) [07:41] let's make elimination as usual. i count the keeps just in case [07:41] you're the boss [07:41] 4"Every day we're APART, I die just a little bit!" [07:41] keep [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut, cut [07:41] cut [07:41] (this implies that everyone should vote *hints at jc*) [07:42] Emma: "The only reason he's not making puns on these lines is because he's too busy copying them down in his notebook" [07:42] LOL [07:42] i have already copied them to kate [07:42] oh, how evil [07:42] hehehe [07:42] heh [07:42] cut, 1 keep [07:43] 4I've been waiting for you since I was BORN. [07:43] keep [07:43] keep [07:43] keep [07:43] keep [07:43] cut, keep [07:43] (the oposite of "no, I'm not married. My parents in law couldn't have children") [07:43] nutral, keep even [07:44] sorry [07:44] all but one seem to have been waiting for this line since they were born [07:44] argh :-D [07:44] 4Life without you is like a BROKEN thumbtack. Pointless. [07:44] sorry I missed some, Gaby just woke up [07:44] keep [07:44] way to make a bad line even worse... ;-) [07:44] cut [07:44] it's a pencil, damnit! [07:44] cut [07:44] keep [07:44] *pouts* [07:44] keep, keep [07:44] keep [07:45] line is kept [07:45] 4Our love grows stronger every day, like CHEESE left out in the sun. [07:45] keep [07:45] keep [07:45] keep [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] now THAT is cheesy! [07:45] (someone took the word cheesy quite literally, eh? ;)) [07:45] * Whitestar8472 RUNS [07:45] + cut from E [07:45] line is kept [07:46] * Leander imagines Ben telling these lines to Emma on the phone. :-P [07:46] YES! Got E saying lin-ux not line-ux :D [07:46] 4If loving you is a CRIME, then I deserve the electric chair. [07:46] cut [07:46] keep [07:46] keep [07:46] keep [07:46] keep, neutral [07:46] keep [07:46] line is kept [07:47] 4Help, I've FALLEN for you and I can't get up. [07:47] cut [07:47] keep [07:47] keep, keep [07:47] keep [07:47] keep [07:47] keep [07:47] kept again [07:47] Emma: "Has anyone remided John to fix Herman's tie?" [07:47] 4You HANG up. No you HANG up. No you... [07:47] cut [07:48] cut, cut [07:48] neutral [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] this line got hung up [07:48] keep [07:48] 4You're so HOT, you must be responsible for global warming. [07:48] keep [07:48] keep [07:48] keep [07:48] cut, neutral [07:48] +BT ;-) [07:49] keep [07:49] keep [07:49] hot enough to be kept [07:49] 4I don't JUST love you-- I'm in love with love! [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:50] cut, keep [07:50] the keep was Emma [07:50] this line doesn't get loved [07:50] 4Let's grow OLD together. [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] vuy [07:50] cut even [07:50] cut [07:50] cut, "let's not" [07:50] cut [07:50] if "vuy" something in hungarian as well? ;) [07:51] *snicker* [07:51] this line doesn't grow old today [07:51] Or it grew old and died [07:51] hehe, afraid not [07:51] 4"Oh Phil, you love SHOPPING, too?" [07:51] cut [07:51] keep [07:51] keep [07:51] keep, keep [07:51] keep [07:51] the line is loved [07:51] cut [07:52] 4You see that STAR, I named it after you. [07:52] cut [07:52] cut [07:52] keep [07:52] Emma: "The files you copied the punchlines into, I trust you've backed it up for safe keeping?" [07:52] "there's something written about us in the stars, but I can't read it from this distance" [07:52] cut [07:52] cut, cut [07:53] cut [07:53] line is cut [07:53] emma: just the ones who don't get cut [07:53] lol ;) [07:53] 4If you were any SWEETER, I'd need to see a dentist. [07:53] *laugher on phone* [07:53] keep [07:53] keep [07:53] neutral [07:53] why did she ask? [07:54] cut, neutral [07:54] oh wait... [07:54] forget that i saked [07:54] ...asked [07:54] keep [07:54] kept [07:54] I like this one if only cause it got me a cuddle when I used it on Wendy :-) [07:54] 4Our love is like a TAPESTRY of angel's tears! [07:54] cut [07:55] keep [07:55] cut [07:55] hehe, cartooning is finally paying of, huh? ;-) [07:55] cut [07:55] (lol, John) [07:55] cut [07:55] damn straight, I'm gonna be dipping into those cheesy lines for weeks! [07:55] lol [07:55] hehe [07:55] cut, cut! [07:56] the tapestry got shreddered [07:56] or unpicked [07:56] 4I love you as much as VACUUM cleaner loves dust! [07:56] keep [07:56] keep [07:56] cut [07:56] cut, cut [07:56] cut [07:56] keep [07:57] dusted away... [07:57] 4lines in final mode, stand by... [07:57] I've been waiting for you since I was BORN. [07:57] Life without you is like a BROKEN thumbtack. Pointless. [07:57] Our love grows stronger every day, like CHEESE left out in the sun. [07:57] If loving you is a CRIME, then I deserve the electric chair. [07:57] Help, I've FALLEN for you and I can't get up. [07:57] You're so HOT, you must be responsible for global warming. [07:57] "Oh Phil, you love SHOPPING, too?" [07:58] If you were any SWEETER, I'd need to see a dentist. [07:58] 4cast your votes now [07:58] vote4 cheese [07:58] for one or three? [07:58] vote4 shopping [07:58] (good question, Iris) [07:58] can we vote for three, please please please? [07:58] vote4 SWEETER [07:58] three, but give them in one line so that i can keep track [07:58] yay! [07:58] in this case... [07:59] vote4 cheese, broken, abstains for 3rd [07:59] okay, in that case, ignore my first vote, I'll put my 3 vote4's in one line [07:59]