Session Start: Sat Jul 23 06:53:54 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:14] *juding is now in session, add a g somewhere if you really must* [07:14] I'm choosing the finalists of the last 2 but they'll be well and truly done by the time the first 4 contests are chosen [07:14] allergies. [07:14] *first comp: Unsexy Thing* [07:14] To Guido? [07:14] I'm allergic to Guido [07:14] I always wanted rock hard ABS, but this is ridiculous. [07:14] I'm allergic to gauda. [07:14] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] Cut [07:15] cut [07:15] * Miguel changes topic to 'Judging now in session' [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] ABS=cut [07:15] cut [07:15] ABSolutely awful! [07:16] *groan*hehe [07:16] (oh and, if anyone notices serious misscounting on my part, mention it gently...and not all at once! ;-)) [07:16] That one was rock bottom. [07:16] Sexy to what? ARMADILLOS? [07:16] keep [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] it has armadillos in it! [07:16] Crunchy on the outside, smooooooooth on the inside [07:16] thus it rules by default [07:17] Armadillos! [07:17] Neutral [07:17] cut [07:17] Holliday armadillo! [07:17] cut [07:17] I am not a desk! [07:17] ARma...oh, I can't spell this....well it's CUT [07:17] no, but you are a handy mouse mat [07:17] *Puts feet up on Nemi anyway* [07:17] ] [07:17] dbfhx dnkfnxdkjgvnxj [07:18] Yeah, I'm built like a BRICK house--literally! [07:18] cut [07:18] keep [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] Cut unless the *real* phrase is used [07:18] heh, somehow I can't see tht happening.... [07:18] Me neither ;0) [07:18] ;) [07:18] :D [07:19] BRICK=cut [07:19] Since John actually removed a bloody recently *tuts* [07:19] At least I now have a "heroic CHEST". [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] Cut [07:19] CHEST=cut (owwie) [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] Well it's not all it's CRACKED up to be! [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] the 'bloody' added nothing [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] CRACKED=cut [07:20] the bloody adds everything. [07:21] John - bloody is an intensifier, it adds something by its very nature [07:21] I guess I'm a DIAMOND in the rough. [07:21] blood, specifically [07:21] keep [07:21] keep [07:21] cut [07:21] looks like that line wasn't all it was cracked up to be, either *runs* [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] * Laitainion slaps Whitestar8472 around a bit with a large trout [07:21] cut [07:21] keep on running, WS... [07:21] "You'd think the most powerful sourcerer would be able to find his own car keys" = confusion [07:21] slap ben too [07:21] keep [07:21] no don't [07:21] cut [07:21] "You'd think the most powerful sourcerer would be able to find his own bloody car keys" = furstration [07:21] * Laitainion slaps Miguel around a bit with a large trout [07:21] Benny - don't you mean a large *passport*? ;) [07:21] *Completely* different lines [07:21] anyone else? [07:22] Cut [07:22] Nemi too [07:22] I can't be arsed to actually type it all out [07:22] lol [07:22] so I'm just using the right click + slap! thing [07:22] DIAMOND=cut (*snorts*) [07:22] * Nemi slaps Laitainion around a bit with a large trout [07:22] if only life were that simple, Ben. [07:22] * Laitainion cries [07:22] * Whitestar8472 slaps Laitainion around a bit with a large passport [07:22] awww... [07:22] And I also DOUBLE as a paperweight. [07:22] oops, wrong ben.... [07:22] Emma: I guess we'll agree to disagree [07:22] * Nemi slaps Miguel around a bit with a large trout [07:22] hey! me no bad punnage! [07:22] keep [07:22] evil person [07:22] keep [07:22] hey! [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] * Miguel attacks Nemi - brb [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:23] John - come to England some time and you'll understand] [07:23] I thought when you said "Nemi too" that you wanted another slap :P [07:23] DOUBLE=cut [07:23] i see a difference in those lines. the lower one is by far funnier [07:23] Might need to check those EYES, Stretch. [07:23] keep [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cur [07:23] currrrr [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] Cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] EYES=cut [07:23] next, strech, [07:24] eyes wide cut! [07:24] Obviously the mutation has affected your EYESIGHT! [07:24] keep [07:24] keep [07:24] keep [07:24] Cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:24] Iris: *groan* ;) [07:24] cut [07:24] anyone else left? [07:25] John? [0:25] that was a close one. [07:25] EYESIGHT=cut [07:25] So "FREAKISH" is "in" now? [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] keep [07:25] eep [07:25] cut [07:26] keep... [07:26] cut [07:26] aw, bless! [07:26] keep [07:26] cut [07:26] * Laitainion pats Miguel [07:26] Yay! [07:26] Cut [07:26] Le freak, c'est chic [07:26] FREAKISH=cut [07:26] Who'd go for me? A GEOLOGIST?! [07:27] Keep [07:27] keep [07:27] (freak out! ...... ahhhhh FREAK OUT!) [07:27] keep [07:27] keep! [07:27] keep!! [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] Now that's a keeper. [07:27] cut [07:27] * Miguel slaps Laitainion with a blue whale [07:27] GEOLOGIST=keep [07:27] hey! I was being (vaguely) nice [07:27] sort of... [07:27] I'll need some GROUT here before I go out in public. [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] next! [07:28] Cut [07:28] keep [07:28] GROUT=cut [07:28] Great...I look like a deformed MICHELIN Man! [07:28] Grout is out then... [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] cut [07:28] neutral [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] Cut [07:28] MICHELIN=cut [07:29] cut [07:29] doh too slow [07:29] What's my mutant power? Breaking MIRRORS? [07:29] keep [07:29] keep [07:29] If you cut michelin, you need to use the spare, [07:29] keeo [07:29] cut [07:29] heh [07:29] keep [07:29] cut [07:29] Cut [07:29] keep [07:29] cut [07:29] MIRRORS=keep (I think) [07:30] yep. [07:30] What am I supposed to be, RUGGEDLY handsome? [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] Keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] RUGGEDLY=cut [07:31] I guess the SEXINESS comes later. [07:31] cut [07:31] apparently I'm meant to be paying attention... [07:31] cut [07:31] cit [07:31] cut [07:31] * TheAmnesiacOne slaps Laitainion around a bit with a large trout [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] * Laitainion pouts at Iris [07:31] * Miguel slaps Laitainion too [07:31] SEXINESS=BT, eh BUTT, I mean CUT! [07:32] Yeah, guess I was too sexy for my SHIRT. [07:32] *sigh* [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:32] cut cut cut cut [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] Cut [07:32] blah [07:32] good punchline, just not to the point, [07:32] SHIRT=keep [07:32] I guess I got saddled with the 'strong, SILENT type' cliche. [07:32] so he's keeping his shirt on... [07:32] cut [07:33] neutral [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] Cut [07:33] cut [07:33] damn.... ;-) [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] SILENT=cut [07:33] *please wait while I pretend to do something "smart" with the remaining lines, or something* [07:34] I'm gonna kidnap TAO and Laintainion tomorrow :0D [07:34] Mrr :P [07:34] GEOLOGIST, MIRRORS and SHIRT [07:34] Then tie them up in my bsement with Guido to add to my collection... [07:34] Muwahahahaha! [07:34] erm, what basement? [07:34] hurrah! [07:35] can i come? [07:35] I'm going to force them to dig it... [07:35] (Nemi prefers my laptop [07:35] Emma knows her kink... [07:35] to her server) [07:35] what? [07:35] Okay, vote4 one of the following lines: [07:35] Who'd go for me? A GEOLOGIST?! [07:35] lies! [07:35] What's my mutant power? Breaking MIRRORS? [07:35] Yeah, guess I was too sexy for my SHIRT. [07:35] *okay vote!* [07:35] vote4 GEOLOGIST [07:35] vote4 GEOLOGIST [07:35] vote4 geologist [07:35] Iris - Jelly with squirty cream and chocolate sprinkles? [07:35] vote4 shirt [07:36] vote4 GEOLOGIST [07:36] sounds good to me ;-) [07:36] vote4 SHIRT [07:36] Doesn't to me, squirty cream is horrible :0P [07:36] vote4 mirrors [07:36] where are you kidnapping them, Emma - Loughborough or York? [07:36] (Last summer David got it in my HAIR!) [07:36] Ben - Nottingham [07:36] Rawr [07:36] (Eek) [07:36] vote4 geologist [07:36] oh yes ;-) [07:36] Taking them for a little trip into the caves... [07:36] taking them in the caves, right? [07:36] Muwahahaha! [07:36] Ben: why rawr? [07:36] uh-oh ;) [07:36] I sense geologist is the winner, any objections/recounts? [07:36] :D good good [07:37] Then when Guido comes I will guid(i)e him into the Dungeons... [07:37] And then world domination shall be mine :0D [07:37] Iris has stolen my leg... [07:37] Any dragons down there? ;) [07:37] (Ok, so I glossed over a few steps here and there...) [07:37] since I have about 5 peeps for geolo...1 for mirror and 2 for shirt [07:37] eek ;) [07:37] how.... random of her [07:37] dragons be THERE---> [07:38] *GEOLOGIST wins!* [07:38] well I was resting it on her chair anyway [07:38] NEXT! [07:38] so now its on her lap [07:38] it's better than a cat... [07:38] *next comp: Inept cricketerererererers* [07:38] more fur/hair [07:38] LOL [07:38] so true... [07:39] Finally, old chap... Aussie cricket comes of AGE! [07:39] 190-all out, hahahahaha! [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] Cut [07:39] cut [07:39] AGE=cut [07:39] keep [07:39] John - are you sure you won't consider redrawing this? [07:39] We'll take the ASHES and try not to rub their faces in it. [07:39] EofS: I wouldn't skite, we are winning [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] Cut [07:40] EofS: nah, it was a reflection of the times, albeit short lived [07:40] cut [07:40] ASHES=cut [07:40] John - yeah yeah :0P We're distracted by the fact that the capital city is a bit busy being blown up [07:40] ASHES is ashes [07:40] AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI? Ha ha ha! [07:40] keep! [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] John - exactly. Right now it appeals to an exceedingly small audience who are aware it was drawn at a particular point [07:41] Keep :0D [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] keep!!!! [07:41] If you redrew it so they're in whites with a red ball (and maybe even a cricket bat, wacky idea) then it would be more than justself-indulgence [07:41] oh I just like the idea of inept aussi cricketers [07:41] AUSSI=keep for now [07:41] Benny - they're not just an idea, they're reality [07:42] Tell me again, how did they get to be world CHAMPIONS? [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] They'd have ended our first innings earlier if they guy who stumped us actually had the ball in his hands, rather than knocking the wickets down with his empty hands :0P [07:42] Cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Although it's a good quiestion ;0) [07:42] that was warne [07:43] cut [07:43] CHAMPIONS=cut [07:43] I say old chap, that's just not CRICKET! [07:43] Must be that his new hair isn't working so well for him after all :0P [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:44] Cut [07:44] cut [07:44] This punchline clealry wasn't written by someone English [07:44] cut [07:44] cut [07:44] how can such a line make it into finalists? [07:44] CRICKET=cut (okay, next comp....eh....just kidding) [07:44] EofS: It's like someone writing 'Australian' with lots of 'crickeys, mate and sheilah' [07:44] Because the toon was so bad only 63 entered at all? [07:44] Makes you glad to be ENGLISH, don't it, mate? [07:45] could be a very good explanation [07:45] John - my point is that "I say old sport" is a much better bad English line :0P [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] Keep [07:45] Just because it does ;0) [07:45] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] ENGLISH=cut [07:46] Nein! [07:46] Ich habe eines schlegte gefuhl uber diesem comp *ducks* [07:47] The English watched with GLEE while the austilian cricket team went through a mid-life crisis. [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] what's wrong with your computer, Emma? :-P [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] "austilian"? [07:47] What should be wrong with my computer? [07:47] Neutral [07:47] in German I'd use comp as short for computer :-P [07:47] GLEE=cut [07:48] Yes... [07:48] psst-- it was leadner who tried to use german [07:48] All I said was "nein" [07:48] Due to a tragic mix-up in the LAUNDRY, English players change the face of Aussie cricket forever. [07:48] oh, bah ;-) [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] hehe [07:48] cut [07:48] keep [07:48] Cut [07:48] Iris is going crazy [07:48] lee[ [07:48] can't keep track :-P [07:48] keep, even [07:48] Hei, I tried to use German too :0P [07:48] and that even before she spends time with emma ... :P [07:48] ducks [07:48] going, going, gone [07:48] *Grins* [07:49] :D touché [07:49] No need to duck mate, I'm proud of it [07:49] you were successful. so it was not a try [07:49] LAUNDRY=cut [07:49] need...new....clothes. [07:49] Do you think anybody will notice we replaced them with LOOKALIKES? [07:49] Cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] I wasn't going to vote on this comp, out of protest (don't like cricket).... but this one's actually okay [07:49] keep [07:49] LOOKALIKES=cut [07:49] neutral [07:49] Something I've been wondering... [07:50] Are you sure these guys aren't actually the team's *MASCOTS*? [07:50] keep [07:50] keep [07:50] keep [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] Why the HELL are Deutsche Bank sponsoring the Ashes? [07:50] neutral [07:50] gabys here [07:50] good point Emma [07:50] Or at least, they have advertising hoardings around the pitch... [07:50] Hi Gaby :) [07:50] aw, hi Gaby :) [07:50] neutral [07:51] (she insisted I tell everyone here that she's here) [07:51] keep for now? [07:51] MASCOTS=keep for now [07:51] It's England vs Australia. In England. In a game Germany couldn't give a toss about [07:51] a few years ago they were sponsoring a spanish cycling team [07:51] Hello Gaby! :-) [07:51] Did someone forget to tell them there's a cricket MATCH today? [07:51] keep [07:51] keep [07:51] Guido - were they a good Spanish cycling team? [07:51] keep [07:51] Cut [07:51] yes -- co-sponsor of once (if that means anything) [07:52] cit [07:52] *Cough* Gloryhunters *cough* [07:52] (as team name, not as english word i meant) [07:52] cut [07:52] Does mean something to me [07:52] Spanish for 11 ;0) [07:52] cut [07:52] mdd] [07:52] 'meep [07:52] *Sigh* [07:53] you want to keep, right? ;) [07:53] Nemi, go play on your computer(s, you've got enough :P) [07:53] 3 keeps and 3 cuts, so far [07:53] cut [07:53] john? [07:54] keep [07:54] MATCH=keep for now [07:54] moo [07:54] nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn [07:54] sorry, distracted by gaby, she wants me drawing pictures of girls playing football [07:54] I guess it's their off SEASON. [07:54] keep [07:54] * e_of_PIs_ghost has joined #sevtrek [07:54] keep [07:54] cut [07:54] where are we? [07:54] season line [07:54] * e_of_PIs_ghost slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [07:54] (I guess it's their off SEASON.) [07:55] jmj [07:55] Cut [07:55] * e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] After women's football they don't exchange shirts... [07:55] Wonder why... [07:55] cut [07:55] SEASON=cut [07:55] *please wait* [07:56] apart from the USA soccer team where the goalie ripped off her shirt after saving a goal [07:56] hehe, that's what I call getting a bit carried away... [07:56] Vote 4 one of these: [07:56] AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI? Ha ha ha! [07:56] * Miguel sets mode: +v e_of_PIs_ghost [07:56] Are you sure these guys aren't actually the team's *MASCOTS*? [07:57] Did someone forget to tell them there's a cricket MATCH today? [07:57] *okay, vote!* [07:57] vote4 AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI [07:57] vote4 aussi [07:57] vote4 match [07:57] vote4 aussi [07:57] vote4 AUSSI [07:57] But spelt Aussie [07:57] vote4 mascots [07:57] of course [07:57] So it's not French and confusing me [07:57] * e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [07:57] also also also ha ha ha [07:57] (Emma: heh yeah!) [07:57] well, switching back to old self... [07:58] vote4 match [07:58] My network cable got out, had to switch computer. [07:58] * Kjhu has joined #sevtrek [07:58] AUSSI = 3 votes, MASCOTS = 1 vote, MATCH = 2 votes [07:59] sevqueen? cut mascots? muters vote? [07:59] iris, benny...if you're done getting a room? [07:59] cut mascots [07:59] LOL [07:59] * Nemi hiss * [07:59] WS, revote. [08:00] no, wait [8:00] vote4 match [08:00] I just don't care about cricket :-P [08:00] :O [08:00] and you're in England? [08:00] Blasphemy! [08:00] *looks up* sorry what? [08:00] Blas for you... [08:00] (neither do I, as a matter of fact :P ) [08:00] Blas for me... [08:00] Blas for everyone in the room... [08:01] (ws, want to vote on match or mascots? [08:01] *points up* ;) [08:01] so it's 3 for aussi, 2 for mascots, other abstains. [08:01] okay, AUSSI = 3, MATCH = 3 [08:01] ok sevqueen then. Wendy is still asleep so I'll ask her later this morning [08:01] sevqueenm anyway, [08:02] she'll probably be up before the JS ends [08:02] okay, *line has been queenified!* [08:02] Is Gaby up? [08:02] Iris, what time train am I getting in the morning? [08:02] 5.30 *weg* [08:02] whichever one arrives at 10:25? [08:02] *next comp (and after this someone else should probably take over perhaps?): Costume brainstorm* [08:03] next one! we're only 25% off! [08:03] I say, have you gone BATTY man? [08:03] * Kjhu has left #sevtrek [08:03] i'm getting too tired, so i'll be leaving now [08:03] keep [08:03] cut [08:03] okay, g'night [08:03] btw, I added 2 more contests to the finalists so only 4 to go [08:03] ok, night Guido [08:03] okay, goodnight guido [08:03] bye wiz! [08:03] good night wiz, thanx for attending :-) [08:03] keep [08:03] keep [08:03] * Nemi wants to sleep too * [08:03] nacht, Guido [08:03] keep [08:03] cut [08:04] BATTY=keep [08:04] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: using sirc version 2.211+KSIRC/1.3.12) [08:04] Anything to stop you wandering the city at night in tights, with young BOYS by your side.... [08:04] keep [08:04] keep [08:04] keep [08:04] cut [08:04] keep [08:04] cut [08:04] keep [08:04] I... don't even know what this contest is (aside from guessing it's something Batmany) [08:04] *Goes to look* [08:04] BOYS=keep [08:05] I take it pink fuffy BUNNY suits are out then? [08:05] cut [08:05] keep [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] It's how Bruce Wayne chose to be batman. [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] keep [08:05] BUNNY=cut [08:05] *snif poor bunny* [08:06] That limits it down to any costume with a CAPE. [08:06] cut [08:06] neutral [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] keep [08:06] keep [08:06] Would this one be rendered into English if it won? [08:06] Cu [08:06] t [08:06] CAPE=cut [08:07] that's a big if. [08:07] alas, we shall never know [08:07] And one your FRIENDS will not laugh at. [08:07] the cat stole ben's mouse mat *g* [08:07] cut! [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] FRIENDS=cut (hooray for enemies???) [08:08] Yes sir, but may one suggest KEVLAR instead of Latex this time? [08:08] My cat went out. I dunno why, it's raining outside. Quite much, too. [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] Darn, why did Guido have to leave before I could pull out my stabby things to use on him ;0) [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] ii swin [08:08] keep [08:08] cut [08:08] neutral [08:08] KEVLAR=keep [08:08] "MOTHER-in-Law-Man" it is, sir. [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:09] MOTHER=keep [08:09] cut [08:09] keep [08:09] (the mother-in-law of all bombs) [08:09] I'll prepare your Barney the Giant PURPLE Dinosaur suit, sir. [08:09] what?! [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] PURPLE=cut [08:10] Might this explain what happened to the tights from my amateur Shakespeare SOCIETY? [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] SOCIETY=cut [08:11] Cut [08:11] That explains the delivered package of pink SPANDEX. [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] Cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] SPANDEX=SPA....eh cut! [08:11] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +vv e_of_PI Nemi [08:11] pink spandex is mine - it was just something I made up when I was testing some programming (didn't expect it to get unanimously cutthough :-) [08:12] *please wait (insert tedious phone waiting music here)* [08:12] ulla! [08:12] You are number 47 in line. Estimated waiting time: 2 hours 47 minutes. [08:13] mrrfl [08:13] Vote4 one of the following FOUR lines: [08:13] Go to vurk [08:13] I say, have you gone BATTY man? [08:13] Anything to stop you wandering the city at night in tights, with young BOYS by your side.... [08:13] Yes sir, but may one suggest KEVLAR instead of Latex this time? [08:13] "MOTHER-in-Law-Man" it is, sir. [08:13] *okay, vote!* [08:13] vote4 MOTHER [08:13] vote4 mother [08:13] vote4 kevlar [08:13] vote4 mother [08:14] vote4 mother [08:14] vote4 mother [08:14] vote4 boys [08:14] the only downside with MOTHER is it reminds me of that JLo movie Monster In Law [08:14] uuurgggghhhhh! [08:14] anyway, I'm off to bed too now. G'night all [08:14] *mother wins* [08:14] g'night, Ben! [08:14] g'night, [08:14] * Miguel has quit IRC (Quit: 42) [08:14] night , miguel [08:15] hey guys, you'll never guess what.... [08:15] any (moral) objections to that? :-P [08:15] what, what??? [08:15] I'm off too :P [08:15] ciao [08:15] g'night Nemi [08:15] ciao [08:15] night, Nemi [08:15] * Nemi has quit IRC (Quit: I chat, therefore I am) [08:15] goodnight :-) [08:15] we're losing judges fast! How many actives left? [08:15] * ThunderDragon has a cd called MOTHER [08:15] one! [08:15] * TheAmnesiacOne struggles to keep her eyes open [08:15] two! [08:15] I think about 7 or so in total [08:15] 3 [08:15] I'm trying to stay here [08:16] emma: how late is it there? [08:16] it's 1:15AM here. [08:16] Only 11 [08:16] (although I'm resisting the call of my bed...) [08:16] 11:15 [08:16] 00:16 [08:16] I finished work 4 hours ago [08:16] yikes! I've been trying to stay up to watch cricket but I couldn't get past 11pm [08:16] yeah, I'm usually not this tired at this time in my time zone [08:16] But I'm fine, There's angel soon on TV. [08:16] And I have to be up in the morning to get a train to meet TAO/Laitainion [08:16] would anyone care to take over from here? (I kinda had last week's lines at the ready, thanks to trainings at E-camp) [08:16] i'll do it [08:17] I've finished selecting finalists [08:17] thank you :-) [08:17] 4now judging unsexy thing part 2 (yikes, started with the biggest one) [08:18] 4not sure how we'll do this one as there are 4 winners - guess we'll just cut/keep then see what we've got left at the end [08:18] We can break it to 4 small judgings... [08:18] hmm, that seems more organised, I like it! [08:18] And makes much more sense ;0) [08:18] maybe arrange them per person/power yeah [08:18] 4voting for all STRETCH punchlines now... [08:18] 4Making BALLOON animals out of yourself. [08:18] keep [08:18] keep [08:18] Cut [08:18] cut [08:18] keep [08:19] keep [08:19] keep [08:19] (he stretches; he doesn't inflate ;) ) [08:19] 4BALLOON is kept [08:19] 4Get BEERS without ever leaving his seat! [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] tooooo predictable. [08:19] keep [08:19] cut [08:19] dang, hate being a lone voice [08:20] 4BEERS is cut [08:20] 4Never need a REMOTE control again! [08:20] cut [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] Could do with this one at work... [08:20] Keep [08:20] hehe [08:20] The line isn't funny, but John could make the drawing funny [08:20] I change my vote to "keep" [08:21] John - will you write the line, or just illustrate it? [08:21] keep [08:21] (As in words+ picture or just picture) [08:21] illustrate it - haven't decided whether to have words yet [08:21] I would advise without words [08:21] All you will be doing is spelling out the joke [08:22] I'm not sure how to set it up - whether to have someone ask 'what do you do with your superpowers?' then do the 4 frames [08:22] Which tends to completely ruin jokes [08:22] or just have 4 frames with the first one having 'how to use super powers' [08:22] I dunno, will depend on the winners, then I'll work out how best to do it [08:23] sounds good to me :-) [08:23] I agree with Emma though (I think it's only the second time we've ever agreed on something) that it's better if the pictures say it all [08:23] 4remote is kept [08:23] 4Get the phone in another ROOM without having to leave your seat. [08:23] *faints with shock* someone agreed with Emma.... [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:25] well? [08:25] 4ROOM is cut [08:25] 4Never be inconvenienced by things left on the top SHELF [08:25] keep [08:25] sorry, had to go to the kitchen to kill a cockroach [08:25] keep [08:25] keep [08:25] It's certainly rare that John and I agree on things [08:25] keep [08:25] (eek) [08:25] Hmm.... didn't need to know that John ;0) [08:25] indeed [08:25] keep [08:25] cut [08:25] so you don't want me to describe how it's guts spilled out after I squashed it [08:25] thanks for that image, John :P [08:26] ;) [08:26] been there, saw that, has the picture. [08:26] damn things, they should come to you not making you go tothem... [08:26] Given that I have a terrible phobia of them... no [08:26] So emma, [08:26] I sense next week's misc comp drawing there. :P [08:26] 4SHELF is kept [08:26] guess I won't tell you about the time [08:26] 4Retrieving coins, car keys and other small objects from under the SOFA. [08:26] keep [08:26] I got a picture of a roach inside a bread loaf... [08:26] squashed cockroach guts? I'm sure I can work that into a cartoon. Thanx Leander! [08:26] cut [08:26] cut , agan predictable, [08:27] After an experience with them (and some other things) in Germany at Easter I had night terrors for weeks [08:27] cut [08:27] :-) [08:27] keep [08:27] Shut the hell up Itay [08:27] Emma: :( [08:27] 4SOFA is cut [08:27] 4WINNER of every game of limbo [08:27] cut [08:27] The weird thing was, it was SLICED bread. [08:27] keep [08:27] cut [08:27] Itay, if you know some people are phobic about certain things, then shut it, okay? Please. [08:27] keep [08:27] keep [08:28] * EofS has quit IRC (Quit: I'll come back if Itay stops being a prick) [08:28] cut [08:28] Yep, that was a disturbing picture. [08:28] Emma can come back now. [08:28] are you quite finished? [08:28] nope, I'm israeli. [08:29] *sigh* [08:29] 4WINNER is kept for now [08:29] will ask her back now then? [08:29] yep. [08:30] * EofS has joined #sevtrek [08:30] wb :-) [08:30] 4time to vote4 stretch finalists (thanx for rejoining us emma) [08:30] wb, Emma [08:30] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +o EofS [08:31] 4only vote4 after I post all 4 punchlines [08:31] 4Making BALLOON animals out of yourself. [08:31] 4Never need a REMOTE control again! [08:31] 4Never be inconvenienced by things left on the top SHELF [08:31] 4WINNER of every game of limbo [08:31] ok, you can vote45 [08:31] (there are FOUR punchlines! *runs fast*) [08:31] vote4 limbo [08:31] vote4 baloon [08:31] Ta Ulf [08:31] vote4 winner [08:32] vote4 remote [08:32] vote4 remote [08:32] I didn't control the remote at work today, so I hardly saw any cricket [08:32] vote4 shelf [08:32] Aww [08:32] Was sharing the TV with the presenter *pouts* [08:32] So we had the news channel on almost all day [08:32] vote4 remote [08:32] (Which is fair enough, it being a newsroom and all ;0) [08:32] heh [08:33] 4final tally: balloon 1, winner 1, remote 3, shelf 1 [08:33] eh, two votes on winner...ws said limbo, I think [08:34] which is that line [08:34] argh yeah, sorry, I votedd for the wrong punchword [08:34] vote4 winner (not limbo) [08:34] 4final tally: balloon 1, winner 2, remote 3, shelf 1 [08:34] * e_of_PIs_ghost has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [08:34] how about EofPI and ThunderDragon revote for winner or remote [08:34] vote4 remote [08:35] vote4 remote [08:35] 4final tally: winner 2, remote 5 [08:35] remote wins [08:35] moving onto punchlines for flame: [08:35] not even remotely [08:35] 4Work at _BURGER King [08:35] keep [08:35] cut [08:35] keep [08:35] cut [08:35] * Doctor_Jonas has joined #sevtrek [08:36] heya Guillermo [08:36] Hei you [08:36] hi! :-) [08:36] good evening [08:36] howdy! [08:36] how are you all? :D [08:36] cut [08:36] ...judging, I see :P [08:36] cut [08:36] Jonas, welcome [08:36] heh :) [08:37] Hi John [08:37] 4burger is cut [08:37] I am listening to the worst song performance ever to be released on a commercial cd. [08:37] 4DEFROSTING frozen food [08:37] keep [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] keep [08:37] cut [08:37] Cut [08:37] (TD: ouch?) [08:37] Unfortunately the song is quite good, but the singer deserves to be shot. [08:38] Definitely ouch, then [08:38] 4DEFROSTING has been thawed (well, cut anyway) [08:38] 4Need a LIGHT, ma'am? [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] cut [08:38] keep [08:38] neutral [08:38] cut [08:38] Jonas: Hi (sorry, trying to keep track of a few things at once) [08:38] care to join in the judging? :-) [08:39] Keep [08:39] 4LIGHT is kept [08:39] 4Make instant POPCORN while watching TV [08:39] keep [08:39] keep [08:39] keep [08:39] cut [08:39] I can send the song to anyone who wants it... (CD is not commerically avaliable anywhere, anyway...) [08:39] cut [08:39] That'll work well with the remote punchline... [08:40] keep [08:40] keep [08:40] eofpi: problem is syncing all of them. Guess I'll sort through the mess at the end after 4 are chosen [08:40] 4POPCORN is kept [08:40] 4Make a SAUNA [08:40] cut [08:40] keep [08:40] This one I'd have him flaming in a sauna with 2 girls [08:40] keep [08:41] sauna and flame not working well together... [08:41] with the water all bubbling [08:41] me, joining the JS? [08:41] yeh [08:41] Sowwwwwwwwwwwwna [08:41] I just come for the company ;) [08:41] Cut [08:41] cut [08:41] * Leander gives group hug [08:42] *joins in* *shares the lurve* [08:42] :-D [08:42] 4SAUNA is cut [08:42] 4SCOUT leader lighting campfire [08:42] keep [08:42] keep [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:43] neutral [08:44] Cut [08:44] 4SCOUT is cut [08:44] 4 moving onto vote4 stage - only 2 punchlines: [08:44] 4Need a LIGHT, ma'am? [08:44] 4Make instant POPCORN while watching TV [08:44] vote4 please [08:44] vote4 popcorn [08:44] vote4 LIGHT [08:44] vote4 popcorn [08:44] vote4 popcorn [08:44] vote4 popcorn [08:44] Error: PLEASE is not a valid punchword [08:45] lol [08:45] got me [08:45] heh [08:45] 4final tally: popcorn 4, light 1 (hmm, down to 5 judges, what happens when we go so late) [08:45] vote4 popcorn [08:45] 4final tally: popcorn 5, light 1 [08:45] popcorn wins! [08:45] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +v Doctor_Jonas [08:46] moving onto Thing punchlines [08:46] 4Go rock CLIMBING [08:46] neutral [08:46] cut [08:46] Late? LATE? It's only 00:47! :P [08:46] keep [08:46] cut [08:46] cut [08:46] I remember there was a time... a long time ago [08:46] I'd have rock looking almost invisible, maybe with one of the others going 'wow, thing has invisibility powers too) [08:46] cut [08:46] when Ihad a swirly @ :P [08:46] keep [08:46] fortunately it's vacation, or I'd be long gone by now [08:46] Yeah, yeah... :P [08:46] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +o Doctor_Jonas [08:46] 4CLIMBING is cut [08:46] Cut [08:47] heheeh ;) [08:47] yay, thanks [08:47] 4Never have to bother look ways before CROSSING the road ever agan. [08:47] I'm just glad I was on my latest shift today [08:47] keep [08:47] keep [08:47] keep [08:47] keep [08:47] Have cars with fronts pushed in from where they drove into him [08:47] keep [08:47] Neutral [08:47] neutral [08:47] 4CROSSING is kept [08:47] 4A miniature GARDEN path ("It's cobblestone time!") [08:47] cut [08:47] keep [08:47] keep! :D [08:47] keep [08:47] cut [08:48] cobblestone seals it for me [08:48] same here [08:48] cut [08:48] (I'd have to see this first, I suppose) [08:48] Neutral [08:48] 4GARDEN is kept for now [08:48] 4Appear on _Extreme MAKEOVER_. [08:49] keep [08:49] keep [08:49] have guys with chisels and sledge hammers working on him [08:49] Apparently walking on cobbled roads/pavements is better for you than slabs/tarmac [08:49] keep [08:49] (I'll judge because I know about this) [08:49] That'll work with the TV [08:49] neutral [08:49] keep [08:49] cut [08:49] keep [08:49] Some sort of chiropady thing [08:49] (don't expect me to vote on HP stuff :P) [08:49] So us Yorkists must be nice and healthy :0) [08:49] Cut [08:49] 4MAKEOVER is kept [08:49] 4Gets to be in a Clearasil commercial. ("Being a rock-hard superhero can really clog up your PORES...") [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:50] cut [08:50] cut [08:50] keep [08:50] oooh, those streets where you can see every stone as having it's own bump? [08:50] cut [08:50] 4PORES is cut [08:50] 4"Kids, this is what happens to you if you don't eat your VEGETABLES." [08:50] cut [08:50] keep [08:50] keep [08:50] cut [08:50] cut [08:50] cut [08:51] cut [08:51] Cut [08:51] for the garden path one, I'd draw an orange cobblestone path in a garden with thing embedded in the ground blended into the path, someone walking over him and him saying 'it's cobblestone time!' [08:51] keep [08:52] heehehehehe [08:52] 4VEGETABLES is cut [08:52] moving onto vote4 stage. 3 punchlines left: [08:52] 4Never have to bother look ways before CROSSING the road ever agan. [08:52] 4A miniature GARDEN path ("It's cobblestone time!") [08:52] 4Appear on _Extreme MAKEOVER_. [08:52] now vote4.... [08:52] vote4 garden [08:52] vote4 crossing [08:52] vote4 garden [08:52] vote4 makeover [08:52] vote4 crossing [08:52] vite3 makeover, if only for the TV theme [08:52] vote4 garden [08:52] vote4 garden [08:53] sevqueen. [08:53] 4final tally: garden 4, crossing 2, makeover 2 [08:53] yeah, I'll run these by wendy later [08:54] moving onto invisible girl: [08:54] 4Be a security GUARD in the ladies' dressing room of a department store, to prevent shoplifting. [08:54] where? where??? [08:54] keep [08:54] I'd say, garden wins, but alright...quack. :-P [08:54] keep [08:54] cut [08:54] cut [08:54] cut [08:54] cut [08:54] Cut [08:54] keep [08:55] 4guard is cut [08:55] 4A great new alternative to the old "HEADACHE" excuse. [08:55] cut [08:55] hmm, should've culled this one [08:55] pffffff! [08:55] cut [08:55] cut [08:55] cut [08:55] cut [08:55] cut [08:56] keep [08:56] it doesn't pass the 'no lewd punchlines' rule [08:56] but it's GOOD :P [08:56] 4HEADACHE is cut [08:56] 4Hiding from PAPARAZZI [08:56] keep [08:56] cut [08:56] it's borderline on the crude/lewd rule [08:56] keep [08:56] keep [08:56] (btw, if all invisible lines get cut, you could always leave the spot blank completely! :-P) [08:56] keep [08:56] (hehe) [08:56] cut [08:56] very funny [08:57] 4PAPARAZZI is kept [08:57] cut [08:57] 4SNEAKING into movie theaters [08:57] cut [08:57] cut [08:57] keep [08:57] cut [08:57] cut [08:57] not that interesting to draw, this one [08:57] cut [08:57] cut [08:57] 4SNEAKING is cut [08:57] 4SPOOK the cops when speeding [08:58] keep [08:58] ummm [08:58] keep [08:58] cut [08:58] neutral [08:58] keep [08:58] Neutral [08:58] I'd draw a car without a driver with a cop on a bike looking freaked [08:58] cut [08:58] keep [08:58] 4SPOOK is kept [08:58] now onto vote4 stage. Only 2 punchlines: [08:58] 4SPOOK the cops when speeding [08:58] 4Hiding from PAPARAZZI [08:58] vote4 spook [08:58] you can now vote4.... [08:58] vote4 paparazzi [08:58] vote4 paparazzi [08:58] vote4 spook [08:58] vote4 spook [08:58] vote4 spook [08:59] vote4 spook [08:59] spook can be also shown on TV. [08:59] final tally: spook 5, paparazzi 2. SPOOK wins! [09:00] the little half-vulcan will be so proud [09:00] Spooky! [09:00] 4that finished the lengthy judging of Superhero Powers [09:00] 4Now moving onto the Pits competition with Lance's quality cinema movie title: [09:00] mmm, lengthy, yes [09:00] hooray [09:00] 4Return of the Kung-Fu Alien Bikini Vampire BIKERS [09:00] keep [09:00] keep [09:00] keep [09:00] keep [09:01] keep [09:01] keep [09:01] Keep [09:01] 4BIKERS is kept [09:01] 4BIKINI Commandos 3: Undercover and all wet [09:01] cut [09:01] keep [09:01] cut [09:01] cut [09:01] cut [09:01] cut [09:01] probably the good thing about bikers is the 'return of the', implying there's already been at least one movie made [09:01] cut [09:02] or that they are the king. [09:02] 4BIKINI is cut [09:02] 4"BIMBOS in bikins washing cars that exploded". wow. [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] too lenghty. [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:03] neutral [09:03] cut [09:03] 4BIMBOS is cut [09:03] 4"Sorority House BLOODBATH" [09:03] cut [09:03] cut [09:03] cut [09:03] cut [09:03] cut [09:04] cut [09:04] cut [09:04] Keep [09:04] 4BLOODBATH is cut [09:04] 4Charlie's Angels vs. the BOND Girls [09:04] keep [09:04] keep [09:04] keep (I wouldnt' mind seeing this myself!) [09:04] Cut [09:05] keep [09:05] keep [09:05] Meh, eddie izzard's "the thing that came from somewhere!" line might've worked here. [09:05] cut [09:05] 4BOND is kept [09:05] 4INVASION of the Exploding Naked Spacebabes [09:05] cut [09:05] cut [09:05] neutral [09:06] cut [09:06] cut [09:06] cut [09:06] cu [09:06] t [09:06] cut [09:06] 4INVASION has been repelled [09:06] 4 The Revenge of the Return of JAWS- extended edition [09:06] cut [09:06] keep [09:06] cut [09:06] cut [09:06] neutral [09:06] keep [09:06] Cut [09:07] 4JAWS is cut [09:07] 4MUTANT Zombie Bikini Car Wash: A Love Story [09:07] keep [09:07] keep [09:07] keep [09:07] keep [09:07] cut [09:07] cut [09:07] I'm so glad these don't have to be drawn! ;-) [09:08] lol [09:08] keep [09:08] 4MUTANT is kept [09:08] You never know, I may draw them in the next Pits :-) [09:08] 4The Miss America PAGEANT vs. Predator [09:08] keep [09:08] keep [09:08] LOL [09:08] keep [09:08] keep [09:08] me and my big keyboard! [09:08] cut [09:08] i wasn't gonna but now you mention it [09:08] hehe :D [09:08] neutral [09:09] lol [09:10] 4PAGEANT is kept [09:10] 4SENSELESS Insensitivity [09:10] neutral [09:10] keep [09:10] keep ! [09:10] keep [09:10] keep [09:10] cut [09:11] keep [09:11] 4SENSELESS is kept [09:11] 4SULTRY Seductresses from Alpha Centauri [09:11] cut [09:11] cut [09:11] cut [09:11] keep [09:11] cut [09:11] cut [09:11] 4 SULTRY is cut [09:11] 4TWILIGHT of the Dead: Swimsuit Edition [09:12] keep [09:12] cut [09:12] cut [09:12] keep [09:12] cut [09:12] cut [09:12] keep [09:12] Cut [09:13] 4TWILIGHT is cut [09:13] 4Yeah right! Like I'll watch "ZOMBIE Supermodels". [09:13] cut [09:13] keep [09:13] cut [09:13] I dunno, seems tame after some of the earlier ones [09:13] cut [09:13] cut [09:13] keep [09:14] cut [09:14] 4ZOMBIE is cut. Now moving onto vote4 stage. There are 5 punchlines: [09:14] yes, it does ;) [09:14] 4Return of the Kung-Fu Alien Bikini Vampire BIKERS [09:14] 4Charlie's Angels vs. the BOND Girls [09:14] 4MUTANT Zombie Bikini Car Wash: A Love Story [09:14] 4The Miss America PAGEANT vs. Predator [09:14] 4SENSELESS Insensitivity [09:14] vote4 sensless [09:14] You can now vote4 (hmm, hard to choose, they're all great) [09:14] vote4 pageant [09:14] vote4 bikers [09:14] so difficult to choose one... [09:14] vote4 mutnt [09:15] vote4 bikers [09:15] I honestly can't choose, I like all of em [09:15] vote4 Bikers [09:15] vote4 bikers [09:15] vote4 bikers [09:15] *nods* [09:15] bikers win, [09:15] I have a soft spot for BOND just cause I want to see it, but BIKERS is funnier [09:15] vote4 pageant [09:15] bikers would've been my second choice...so I can live with the results. :-) [09:15] ...and otherwise you'll just have to send me flowers. :P [09:16] 4final tally: SENSELESS 1, PAGEANT 2, MUTANT 1, BIKERS 5 [09:16] I'm not voting for the next comp [09:16] are there any repeats or do we have 9 judges at the moment? Impressive! [09:16] Bikers wins! [09:16] moving onto final comp. I'll describe how I'll draw each entry too [09:17] So punchlines for how JK Rowling will keep the next HP book secret: [09:17] 5Have DEMONTORS guard the book [09:17] keep [09:17] Well, this one speaks for itself [09:17] cut [09:17] cut [09:17] cut [09:17] cut [09:17] cut (that's "Dementors", btw) [09:18] Cut [09:18] We had Matthew Lewis on the show last Friday [09:18] (Guy who plays Neville) [09:18] 4DEMENTORS is cut [09:18] :-) [09:18] 4DUST Jacket of Invisibility [09:18] keep ! [09:18] keep [09:18] cut [09:18] Wow, nifty :D [09:19] I'd have JK with a wand in front of a pile of books going 'Jacketus Invisibilitus" or something like that with a book turning invisible [09:19] neutral [09:19] keep [09:19] Didn't meet him though [09:19] cut [09:19] I'm not even sure when it was recorded [09:19] oh, in that case [09:19] Neutral [09:20] change vot to KEEP [09:20] As long as you keep the title wrotten [09:20] vote* [09:20] Apparently he's a nice guy though [09:20] Cool, hate to think Neville was a jerk :-) [09:20] Nik Kershaw was nice :0) [09:20] Draco, fine, but Neville should be nice [09:20] 4DUST is kept [09:20] 4FLUFFY the three-headed dog guarding the book [09:20] John - Neville's been my favourite character for, oooh, 8 years? So definitely want to like the actor playing him ;0) [09:20] keep [09:20] "Wouldn't it be good", huh? :) [09:21] And wanna know what's really, really funny? [09:21] Cut [09:21] cut [09:21] keep [09:21] keep [09:21] cut [09:21] no, I mean yes [09:21] cut [09:21] Before our programme last Friday, Heartbeat (soap opera/drama thing) was on (as it is every day) [09:21] And who was in it? [09:21] None other than a rather younger... Matthew Lewis [09:22] It was very cute :0D [09:22] Cool :) [09:22] :P [09:22] 4FLUFFY is cut [09:22] ....who? [09:22] 4Put a spell of INVISIBILITY on all the copies so that anyone who opens it before the offical release date will see only blank pages! [09:22] cut [09:22] cut [09:22] cutcutcutcutcut [09:22] one head less fluffy? awww [09:22] cut ! [09:22] hmm, this is similar to dust jacket except dust jacket is easier to make clearer [09:22] so cut [09:22] cut [09:22] keep [09:22] Cut cut cut [09:22] 4INVISIBILITY is cut [09:23] 4Threaten to unleash the fourth unforgivable curse.... LAWYERS [09:23] keep [09:23] Keep, if you can draw it well [09:3] I'd have JK going 'legalus prosecutus" with a lawyer coming out of her want [09:23] keep...fourrrrrrr *drool* [09:23] keep [09:23] keep [09:23] in fact, several lawyers [09:23] with scary teeth and red eyes [09:23] heh... or she could mutter darkly that a version of Voldemort could, just *could*, be lurking inside them ;) [09:23] keep [09:23] keep [09:23] lol :D [09:23] and a little girl with a copy of the book looking very scared [09:23] keep [09:23] and JK in witches robes [09:23] (I work for a lawyer) [09:24] little girl with big eyes, no doubt. ;-) [09:24] (lawyer jokes ALWAYS make me laugh ;) ) [09:24] very big, dark huge pupils :-) [09:24] hehe [09:24] 4LAYWERS is kept [09:24] 4Threaten to have VOLDEMORT utter the immortal words "Harry, I am your father!" [09:24] cut [09:24] Argh [09:24] cut [09:24] meh, this one is to take up the numbers [09:25] cut [09:25] I just remembered *another* place to read all the HBP stuff I haven't been able to read... [09:25] keep [09:25] Cut [09:25] cut [09:25] (let's not give the Suethors out there any MORE encouragement *shudders* :P ;) ) [09:25] 4VOLDEM,ORT is cut [09:26] ok, onto vote4 stage, only 2 punchlines and all the European sevilians can go to bed! [09:26] 4DUST Jacket of Invisibility [09:26] 4threaten to unleash the fourth unforgivable curse.... LAWYERS [09:26] vote4 lawyers [09:26] hurrah! *dies* [09:26] It's like having an entire week's worth of internet reading to do in one night :0P [09:26] vote4 dust [09:26] vote4 lawyers [09:26] vote4 lawyers [09:26] vote lawyers [09:26] heh [09:26] ..reading? [09:26] vote4 lawyers (with escape clause thingie :-P ) [09:26] vote4 lawyers [09:26] vote4 lawyers [09:27] 4final tally: LAWYERS 7, DUST 1 (I did kinda oversell the lawyers one with my description though) [09:27] meh, it's been a while since we last had this many comps at a judging session. [09:27] I had my eye on "Lawyers" even before you 'sold' it to us ;) [09:27] lawyer to lawyer, dust to dust [09:27] that was quite a project. [09:27] heh [09:27] Is Wendy up? [09:27] well, thanx to all for attending [09:28] Wendy is up, having breakfast with Gaby [09:28] thanks for hosting [09:28] you're welcome [09:28] but now [09:28] SLEEP! [09:28] * TheAmnesiacOne has quit IRC (Quit: ) Session Close: Sat Jul 23 09:30:43 2005