Session Start: Sat Jul 30 07:02:15 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:04] everyone ready for judging, got your cut/keep fingers ready? [07:04] Petra can't make it this evening [07:05] Armed and ready. [07:05] (she's having a major clearout in preparation for getting her room painted) [07:05] *ready* [07:05] ready [07:05] I'm ready [07:05] well, as long as I don't have to cut my fingers in order to keep them, I'll be neutrally fine, thank you [07:05] in other words yes, ready [07:05] lol [07:05] * DoggySpew has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.) [07:06] 4judging sev space (EMH) [07:06] John - we're Miguel and Amnesiac One, so two votes - okay? [07:06] Amn: ok, do them in the one line [07:06] * DoggySpew has joined #sevtrek [07:06] 4Arrogance...the last distinction between man and machine finally BLURS [07:06] And I'm EofS, Wizzard and JohnCook [07:06] So three votes, ok? [07:06] cut [07:06] And I am Spartacus! [07:06] Gah ! Cut myself off. [07:06] (nice try *g*) [07:06] cut keep [07:06] cut [07:06] Keep [07:06] cut [07:06] cut [07:07] EofS: well, I'm not so sure about the JohnCook thing and considering Wiz has his own nick, let's say one vote for you :-) [07:07] too long [07:07] Wah! [07:07] cut [07:07] 4BLUR has lost it's focus (the best way I can think of saying it's cut) [07:07] 4Well, its BOASTING routines function perfectly! [07:07] keep [07:07] neutral [07:07] keep [07:07] cut [07:07] neutral [07:07] Keep [07:08] neutral [07:08] cut cut [07:08] John, given that you want to be done in 40 minutes, maybe we could cut the 'puns' if they're that hard to think up [07:08] good call [07:08] not that good at them anyway [07:08] Well I wasn't going to mention it, but since you do... [07:08] 0:-) [07:08] 4BOASTING is kept for now [07:09] 4If he's so intelligent, how come he can't CURE baldness? [07:09] Cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut nutral [07:09] cut (far too often used) [07:09] wasn't gonna mention it? Since when do you hold back from giving an opinion? :-) [07:09] cut [07:09] neutral [07:09] neutral [07:09] I'm busy eating ;0) [07:09] I'm with Wizzard [07:09] 4CURE is cut [07:09] 4He also seems to come with EGO subroutines. [07:09] neutral [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut cut [07:10] Cut [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] 4EGO is cut (good thing too as there are two EGO punchwords) [07:10] 4And all of it went into the EGO [07:10] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] neutral [07:10] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] cut cut [07:10] Cut [07:10] (because I read ego as lego first time just now. :-P) [07:10] lol @ leander [07:10] Manual voting has it's pro's eh ? [07:11] oops ;) [07:11] 4EGO is kept [07:11] 4I see it includes artificial self-ESTEEM also. [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] Keep [07:11] manual is ok but I'd still prefer majel if she was available [07:11] cut cut [07:11] cut [07:11] 4ESTEEM is cut [07:11] 4And that FACE is the best they could come up with? [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] neutral [07:12] Cut [07:12] cut cut [07:12] 4Your FLY is down. [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] Guido - check your bloody M$N [07:12] keep [07:12] 4Oh and FACE is cut [07:12] No it isn't! [07:12] keep [07:12] Cut [07:12] cut cut [07:12] cut [07:12] * TheAmnesiacMiguel[eating] is now known as TheAmnesiac[eating]andMiguel [07:13] EofS: what do you mean? Face got 5 cuts, 3 keeps [07:13] My fly isn't down! [07:13] tsssk [07:13] Haha *points* [07:13] (I said that before your message came through here) [07:13] ok. It's 7am here, takes me a while to get jokes and devise puns [07:13] * TheAmnesiac[eating]andMiguel LOL's [07:13] 4FLY is cut [07:13] 4It appears that they had a few problems with your HAIR algorythm. [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] I have cheese stuck in my wisdom teeth [07:13] keep cut [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:14] Keep [07:14] that's what's blocking the wisdom then... [07:14] eep, Emma [07:14] 4HAIR is kept [07:14] 4Artificial, yes -- INTELLIGENT, no. [07:14] "wisdom" teeth? [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] or possibly causing the cheesy retorts [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] Fortunately I didn't earlier when I went to the dentist. Or he might not have passed me [07:14] keep neutral [07:14] Keep [07:14] whew [07:14] 4INTELLIGENT is kept [07:14] 4That explains the artificial MODESTY! [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] neutral [07:14] keep [07:14] PS: it's spelled algor*i*thm [07:14] cut cut [07:14] cut [07:15] what Guido said [07:15] You know how to spell a word in English!? [07:15] Keep [07:15] algor*i*thm - it's a regexp? :P [07:15] *Is shocked* [07:15] (yes, i'm slow. it's firday evening, i'm tired and the air in my flat is terrible) [07:15] 4MODESTY is kept [07:15] 4I see you got the Kirk PATCH installed. [07:15] keep [07:15] KEEP [07:15] that was ben at the keyboard :P [07:15] keep [07:15] cut [07:15] of course I'd change this to Quirk [07:15] keep [07:15] Or maybe Captain Quirk [07:15] Keep [07:15] keep [07:15] No captain, just Quirk is fine. [07:16] cut cut [07:16] Guido - funnily enough, Iris is the only one not typing, and the only one still eating [07:16] 4PATCH is kept [07:16] 4Where's Gym "I talk computers to death" QUIRK when we really need him? [07:16] (damn, how'd you find me out? :P) [07:16] Cut [07:16] cut [07:16] woohoo ! [07:16] cut cut [07:16] i think that's because she's notuse to english cuisoe :P [07:16] cut [07:16] neutral [07:16] neutral [07:16] done to death. [07:16] cuisine i meant [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] 4QUIRK is cut [07:16] 4one small STEP for hollowgrams, one giant leap backwards for mankind. [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] neutral [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] At least she'll finish it :0P [07:16] cut [07:16] bit long though [07:17] cut cut [07:17] Keep [07:17] bit long but I can squeeze it in somewhere [07:17] Though rather long [07:17] oh btw, he didn't have the mobile emitter in the pilot ;) [07:17] 4STEP is cut [07:17] he didn't get that until... season 3 or 4 iirc [07:17] Nevermind [07:17] 4Enterforaprize gets Beta, we get STUCK with a beta-version. [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:17] i bet you're not fatten her like you did to me :P [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] Keep [07:17] keep cut [07:17] WS, true [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:17] Iris - did that make sense in German, because it certainly didn't in English [07:17] ouch... [07:18] 4STUCK is cut [07:18] +ing? [07:18] mind you, I guess that depends on the time frame in which this cartoon is set ;) [07:18] 4I know you're artificial, you have so many UNHEALTHY additives! [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] Cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut cut [07:18] cut [07:18] 4UNHEALTHY is very cut [07:18] I'd need a computer to understand that line [07:18] Deemed very VERY unhealthy [07:18] 4ok moving onto the vote4 stage. DOn't vote4 until I list all 6 punchlines: [07:18] 4Well, its BOASTING routines function perfectly! [07:18] Leander - you mean you can't just see irc on your eyelids? [07:19] 4And all of it went into the EGO [07:19] 4It appears that they had a few problems with your HAIR algorythm. [07:19] 4Artificial, yes -- INTELLIGENT, no. [07:19] keep [07:19] 4That explains the artificial MODESTY! [07:19] .. oh :P [07:19] no, too much space needed to stuff my text books in there [07:19] 4I see you got the Kirk PATCH installed. [07:19] vote4 ego [07:19] 4ok, vote4! [07:19] vote4 patch [07:19] vote4 hair [07:19] vote4 EGO [07:19] vote4 intelligent x2 [07:19] vote4 intelligent [07:19] vote4 boasting [07:20] i don't see any "x2" line here... [07:20] *still deciding* [07:20] *patch* [07:20] eh heh. eh heh. [07:20] 4Final tally EGO 2, INTELLIGENT 3, HAIR 1, BOASTING 1, PATCH 1 (pretty wide spread) [07:20] sigh [07:21] vote4 modesty [07:21] whitestar, are you just being difficult? [07:21] nope [07:21] cut the "1"s and revote for ego and intelligent? [07:21] Iris said... "I keep wondering how Guido managed to win so many punchline contests" [07:21] Iris: "I keep wondering how Guido managed to win so many punchline contests" [07:21] agreed, everyone revote for EGO or INTELLIGENT [07:21] echo [07:21] vote 4 intelligent [07:21] vote4 ego [07:22] vote4 intelligent [07:22] vote8 intelligent [07:22] pre-ratsy. my lines are intelligent jokes, which has no chance by ratsy which is aiming for mediocre funny lines [07:22] vote4 intelligent [07:22] I still want intelligence *pouts* [07:22] vote4 ego [07:22] vote4 ego [07:22] (vote8 = vote4 x2 bte) [07:22] btw* [07:22] At least we can't accuse you of cheating with ratsy ;0) [07:23] 4final tally: EGO 3, intelligent 5 [07:23] eh.. i still kept my vote for ego [07:23] sorry wiz [07:23] 4final tally: EGO 4, intelligent 5 [07:23] We all had to vote again... [07:23] I like both of them, so I don't mind [07:23] intelligence > ego [07:23] so we'll go to sevqueen, she's here right now [07:23] Well, THAT made a difference. [07:23] I guess intelligent is more obvious though [07:23] Changevote EGO [07:24] Wendy's comment: EGO is more suited to the character cause he *is* intelligent [07:25] ofcourse [07:25] So EGO wins [07:25] Close one [07:25] Wouldn't expect any less from it [07:25] *strokes ego* (or whatever :-P) [07:25] 4Moving onto terrible twos [07:25] 4So's FINGERPOINTING . . . [07:25] Note on TT - ONE punchline fits her expression, one vaguely, three not at all [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] * ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [07:25] neutral [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] heya there, Ulf [07:25] It's good, but it doesn't fit the expression AT ALL [07:25] I know this one was a hard one and I probably should've drawn Gaby's face different. Hindsight is always 20-20 [07:25] hi [07:25] + cut [07:25] cut [07:26] This weeks TTT was difficult [07:26] Doggyspew: agreed, sorry bout that! [07:26] Yay, Iris finished her foooood [07:26] Now we can have ice cream :0D [07:26] It was one that probably should've have been a contest, should've just used my own punchline [07:26] * TheAmnesiac[eating]andMiguel is now known as TheAmnesiacMiguel [07:26] (yay) [07:26] it was extremely difficult to think about something different than "yukky daddy. go away. please" which was submitted in at least 15 variants [07:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +o ThunderDragon [07:26] Not much variation in punchlines either. [07:26] Hello. [07:26] 4FINGERPOINTING is cut [07:27] 4Go away, NICE daddy. [07:27] cut [07:27] Cut [07:27] keep [07:27] keep [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] neutral [07:27] Vaguely fits her expression [07:27] cut keep [07:27] Yay, she hasn't died of food poisoning and would even stay here again :0) [07:27] 4NICE is kept [07:27] whee! [07:27] lol [07:27] 4Daddy, mummy says it's RUDE to point! [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] and that's NOT food poisoning then?? ;-) [07:27] Cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] cut neutral [07:27] Good, but it doesn't match her expression at all [07:28] And might I add. Cut the Daddy part. [07:28] keep [07:28] 4rude IS CUT [07:28] 4WHY not, Yukky Daddy? [07:28] Nevermind [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] Cut [07:28] cut [07:28] CUT [07:28] neutral [07:28] keep [07:28] cut cut (really doesn't match expression) [07:28] Hmmmm. [07:28] 4WHY is cut [07:28] 4 YUKKY Daddy! Go away! Pweeaase! [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] keep [07:29] ok, this one is obvious [07:29] Keep [07:29] keep keep [07:29] neutral [07:29] keep [07:29] but it is what gaby actually said to me once [07:29] Who was quickest off the draw with this one then? [07:29] the only objection i have against this line is that it's so obvious that it got literally rehashed to death [07:29] lol, aw! [07:29] so you entered it, JC? :O! [07:29] not me (although that line here is my wording) [07:29] John - do you remember how long it was before someone worked out that you're JC? [07:29] Wiz: I know, I should've just done it as a finished cartoon, not as a contest. Well, let's just choose a pnchline and move on with our lives :-) [07:29] Hmmm, in ten years she's gonna pay ypu for TT. [07:30] 4YUKKY is kept [07:30] And you'll have to pay her for Terrible Teens [07:30] 4now onto vote4 stage: 2 punchlines: [07:30] 4Allright. Go away, NICE daddy. [07:30] lol [07:30] 4YUKKY Daddy! Go away! Pweeaase! [07:30] vote4 yukky [07:30] vote4 nice [07:30] vote4 yuky [07:30] vote4 yukky [07:30] vote2 abstain [07:30] vote4 yukky [07:30] I hope I am cartooning in 10 years time as I'd like to do a terrible teens cartoon [07:30] vote4 YUKKY twice [07:30] vote4 yukky [07:31] vote4 yukky [07:31] misspelled [07:31] 4final tally: yukky 8, nice 1 [07:31]