Start of #sevtrek buffer: Sat Aug 13 00:57:28 2005 [05/08/12 ; 23:17:57] * Now talking in #sevtrek [05/08/12 ; 23:17:57] * Topic is 'Non Timetis Messor' [05/08/12 ; 23:17:57] * Set by Wizzard on Fri Aug 12 23:13:41 [05/08/12 ; 23:17:58] <+EofS> His kids are called Kirk and... I forget the other [05/08/12 ; 23:18:03] <+Whitestar8472> eek - now *that's* dedication [05/08/12 ; 23:18:06] <+HoliShae> eek [05/08/12 ; 23:18:07] <+Whitestar8472> or insanity [05/08/12 ; 23:18:12] <+Whitestar8472> you decide ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:18:13] <+EofS> Oh. Didn't know that [05/08/12 ; 23:18:24] <+Whitestar8472> (the tattoos - not the kids' names!) [05/08/12 ; 23:18:33] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +v CptThomas [05/08/12 ; 23:18:35] <+CptThomas> did we start yet ? [05/08/12 ; 23:18:36] <+HoliShae> i think i got caught up in whol far from home story and thats how i ended up hooked on it so long [05/08/12 ; 23:18:40] <+Whitestar8472> heya Thomas [05/08/12 ; 23:18:44] <+HoliShae> despite characters being ignored [05/08/12 ; 23:18:45] <+johncook> 4ROM is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:18:48] <+johncook> hi thomas [05/08/12 ; 23:18:51] <+johncook> 4I WISHED upon a Star Trek. [05/08/12 ; 23:18:52] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, we're on ... that one [05/08/12 ; 23:18:54] <+Wizzard> they were far from home? :P [05/08/12 ; 23:18:58] <+HoliShae> 7 got an aggrivating amount of screentime in season 4 was it..? [05/08/12 ; 23:19:03] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:19:05] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:19:06] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:19:17] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:19:21] <+CptThomas> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:19:26] <+EofS> They actually went well past home if you add up all the distance they covered [05/08/12 ; 23:19:32] <+HoliShae> im one of the few peopl;e who seeme dto like janeway [05/08/12 ; 23:19:34] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:19:39] <+HoliShae> hehe [05/08/12 ; 23:19:46] <+CptThomas> good old days i see: 5 comps to judge :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:19:47] <+HoliShae> they went in circles eh? ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:19:47] <+Wizzard> petra: which of the 7 personalities of her? :P [05/08/12 ; 23:19:57] <+EofS> In season 4 and 5 I loathed 7. She got a bit more interesting in 6. And 7 I hardly bothered with to be honest [05/08/12 ; 23:19:59] <+johncook> used to do 5 every week [05/08/12 ; 23:20:03] <+HoliShae> lol thats what made her amusing [05/08/12 ; 23:20:04] <+EofS> Janeway I loathed for all 7 seasons [05/08/12 ; 23:20:06] <+johncook> yikes, how did I manage that?! [05/08/12 ; 23:20:08] <+EofS> Used to do 6 :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:20:15] <+johncook> 4WISHED is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:20:24] <+EofS> John - because we ran them for you ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:20:28] <+HoliShae> belanna was always my fave tho [05/08/12 ; 23:20:30] <+johncook> 4moving onto vote4 stage. [05/08/12 ; 23:20:31] <+CptThomas> lol [05/08/12 ; 23:20:39] <+Whitestar8472> I liked the Doctor [05/08/12 ; 23:20:44] <+HoliShae> ah hes funny [05/08/12 ; 23:20:52] <+HoliShae> neelix was worse than janeway ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:20:58] <+CptThomas> 8472: which one ? [05/08/12 ; 23:21:00] <+HoliShae> neelix was worse than 7... [05/08/12 ; 23:21:02] <+Whitestar8472> *shudders* You've got THAT right [05/08/12 ; 23:21:04] <+johncook> EofS: I was meaning how did I draw that many toons each week but yeah, the JS's would've been tough too [05/08/12 ; 23:21:05] <+Whitestar8472> the holodoc ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:21:10] <+CptThomas> the EMH or the one with the policebox ? [05/08/12 ; 23:21:15] <+Whitestar8472> but Christopher Eccleston was a good Doctor, too ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:21:20] <+HoliShae> emh [05/08/12 ; 23:21:25] <+johncook> 4here are the 3 finalists to vote4... [05/08/12 ; 23:21:32] <+johncook> 4I owe it all to EMOTICONS. [05/08/12 ; 23:21:38] <+johncook> 4You're a HUMAN, how do you explain having none? [05/08/12 ; 23:21:39] <+EofS> I'm gonna miss Chris Eccleston, he was brilliant [05/08/12 ; 23:21:43] <+CptThomas> yeah [05/08/12 ; 23:21:43] <+johncook> 4I downloaded Data's emotion chip ROM off of Napster! [05/08/12 ; 23:21:47] <+Whitestar8472> He was aMAZing! [05/08/12 ; 23:21:47] <+johncook> Now vote4! [05/08/12 ; 23:21:52] <+HoliShae> i cant get carlos friggin 'i might as well warp' song out of my head - 1 year is a long time [05/08/12 ; 23:21:56] <+johncook> 4vote4 emoticons [05/08/12 ; 23:21:57] <+CptThomas> vote4 human [05/08/12 ; 23:22:02] <@ThunderDragon> vote4 rom [05/08/12 ; 23:22:13] <+HoliShae> and in my head is has a sauve sexy deep tone - which feels odd when you imagine chakotay signing it [05/08/12 ; 23:22:23] <+HoliShae> vote4 rom [05/08/12 ; 23:22:33] <+CptThomas> emoticons: aren't those patented by M$ now ? [05/08/12 ; 23:22:37] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 emoticons [05/08/12 ; 23:22:38] <+EofS> Eh. None of them turn me on [05/08/12 ; 23:22:43] <+EofS> Someone convince me [05/08/12 ; 23:22:47] <+johncook> EofS: you prefer 'shutup and kiss me?' [05/08/12 ; 23:22:51] <+HoliShae> *flicks E's switch anyway* [05/08/12 ; 23:23:05] <+HoliShae> 'kiss me, i'm a holodock' [05/08/12 ; 23:23:05] <+CptThomas> "shut up and kiss me" : yes, good punchline [05/08/12 ; 23:23:09] <+EofS> (Sidenote: 7's catsuit makes people presume EofS wears one too and she SO DOES NOT) [05/08/12 ; 23:23:20] <+EofS> Actually, I've never felt that was a particularly appropriate punchline either [05/08/12 ; 23:23:23] <+CptThomas> works everytime [05/08/12 ; 23:23:33] <+HoliShae> even before i met you i didnt picture you that way - no your characvter [05/08/12 ; 23:23:38] <+johncook> 4final tally: HUMAN 1, ROM 2 EMOTICONS 2 [05/08/12 ; 23:23:44] <+HoliShae> no i imagine EofS as having many... parts [05/08/12 ; 23:23:48] <+HoliShae> and add on bits [05/08/12 ; 23:23:55] <+CptThomas> change2 emoticons from human [05/08/12 ; 23:24:06] <+johncook> Hmm, will have to leave this to Sevqueen who's asleep right now [05/08/12 ; 23:24:09] <+EofS> vote4 emoticons I guess [05/08/12 ; 23:24:18] <+johncook> 4final tally: ROM 2, EMOTICONS 3 [05/08/12 ; 23:24:22] <+EofS> Makes it 2-4, 67% in favour [05/08/12 ; 23:24:41] <+johncook> Did I missone? [05/08/12 ; 23:24:48] <+CptThomas> don't blame him, nobody's good at math in the morning :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:24:50] <+EofS> ME apparently [05/08/12 ; 23:25:02] <+CptThomas> either E, or my change [05/08/12 ; 23:25:02] <+EofS> I used to have maths first on a Tuesday morning :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:25:10] <+Whitestar8472> yeowch [05/08/12 ; 23:25:22] <+Whitestar8472> I guess it could have been worse - it could have been a Monday! [05/08/12 ; 23:25:23] <+CptThomas> [05/08/12 ; 23:23:55] <+CptThomas> change2 emoticons from human [05/08/12 ; 23:25:23] <+CptThomas> [05/08/12 ; 23:24:06] <+johncook> Hmm, will have to leave this to Sevqueen who's asleep right now [05/08/12 ; 23:25:23] <+CptThomas> [05/08/12 ; 23:24:09] <+EofS> vote4 emoticons I guess [05/08/12 ; 23:25:23] <+CptThomas> [05/08/12 ; 23:24:18] <+johncook> final tally: ROM 2, EMOTICONS 3 [05/08/12 ; 23:25:26] <+Wizzard> i used to have it on a saturday morning [05/08/12 ; 23:25:30] <+johncook> 4ok, EMOTICONS wins [05/08/12 ; 23:25:40] <+EofS> Monday was English -ing literature! [05/08/12 ; 23:25:43] <+johncook> 4moving onto the shuttle Twist [05/08/12 ; 23:25:46] <+HoliShae> ah that showed up after his announcement on my screen [05/08/12 ; 23:26:00] <+EofS> I had that first on Monday and Wednesday, and in my final year it was my first real lesson on Tuesday too! (Had a free period first ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:26:01] <+johncook> 4I knew we shouldn't have gone with an AUTOPILOT nicknamed Hal! [05/08/12 ; 23:26:05] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:26:13] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:26:15] <+EofS> I mean, it got it over and done with but argh argh argh! [05/08/12 ; 23:26:24] <+EofS> *Hated English Literature with a passion* [05/08/12 ; 23:26:29] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:26:29] <+Whitestar8472> yuck [05/08/12 ; 23:26:30] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:26:40] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:26:41] <+EofS> Did it voluntarily, but hated it nonetheless ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:26:42] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:26:46] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:17] <+johncook> 4AUTOPILOT is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:19] <+johncook> 4I'm not so sure we should have went with the lowest BIDDER on this one [05/08/12 ; 23:27:30] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:30] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:32] <+CptThomas> what, no more wisecracks when cutting a line ? [05/08/12 ; 23:27:33] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:34] <+Whitestar8472> (and that's "should have *gone*"" Grrrr [05/08/12 ; 23:27:43] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:46] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:27:48] <+HoliShae> i used to enjoy english lessons - the only time i hated it was in 3rd year when all we seemed to do was read shakey's merchant f venice [05/08/12 ; 23:27:50] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:27:54] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:00] <+EofS> IT was very considerate of them to have hte landing durin ghte lunchtime news :0) [05/08/12 ; 23:28:03] <+johncook> BIDDER is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:04] <+johncook> 4Mayby we should rething this whole 'lowest BIDDER' concept. [05/08/12 ; 23:28:07] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:08] <+HoliShae> autopilot disengaged [05/08/12 ; 23:28:13] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:15] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:17] <+johncook> Hmm, must've forgot to cull one of the bidder punchlines [05/08/12 ; 23:28:19] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:21] <+Wizzard> line and punchwork look strangely familiar... [05/08/12 ; 23:28:22] <+CptThomas> E: the people in california might disagree on that [05/08/12 ; 23:28:27] <+Whitestar8472> hehe Emma [05/08/12 ; 23:28:31] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:34] <+CptThomas> especially those at edwards :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:28:35] <+EofS> Thomas - yeah, I have a friend who complained about it ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:28:40] <+johncook> 4BIDDER is cut again [05/08/12 ; 23:28:41] <+johncook> 4The new BIODEGRADABLE shuttle did not live up to expectations. [05/08/12 ; 23:28:44] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:46] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:48] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:52] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:28:55] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:01] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:29:01] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:29:18] <+johncook> 4BIODEGRADABLE has degraded (nah, forget puns, it's cut) [05/08/12 ; 23:29:21] <+johncook> 4All that after only hitting a single CLOUD... [05/08/12 ; 23:29:21] <+HoliShae> biodegradable, my bum [05/08/12 ; 23:29:26] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:29] <+Wizzard> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:34] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:35] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:38] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:29:40] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:29:59] <+johncook> 4CLOUD is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:30:00] <+HoliShae> were on cloud nine now jim! [05/08/12 ; 23:30:01] <+johncook> 4"Um, Houston, could you check the expiration DATE of that supply of Super Glue?" [05/08/12 ; 23:30:04] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:30:09] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:30:09] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:30:11] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:30:13] <+CptThomas> technically, during launch the shuttle still communicates with KSC [05/08/12 ; 23:30:32] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:30:33] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:30:45] <+EofS> I noticed the other day that one of our producers had taken notes in shorthand [05/08/12 ; 23:30:46] <+CptThomas> Houston comes into play later in the game [05/08/12 ; 23:30:53] <+EofS> I felt all pleased that it's not a dead skill [05/08/12 ; 23:30:59] <+Whitestar8472> :D [05/08/12 ; 23:31:03] <+Wizzard> amazing [05/08/12 ; 23:31:06] <+johncook> 4DATE is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:31:07] <+HoliShae> the glue was not sticky... again.... [05/08/12 ; 23:31:12] <+johncook> 4Ironically, it was carrying the remains of James DOOHAN into orbit. [05/08/12 ; 23:31:13] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:31:17] <+Whitestar8472> DATE is... out of date? [05/08/12 ; 23:31:19] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:31:34] <+CptThomas> scotty's dead and the fleet goes to pieces ;-) [05/08/12 ; 23:31:37] <+EofS> I presume that she started out as a journalist years ago when shorthand was still common [05/08/12 ; 23:31:42] <+HoliShae> my idea of shorthand is somethiung like this: remn'd FH of DSSE meet @ 9.40 - prep. info pks [05/08/12 ; 23:31:44] <+Wizzard> and in one year people would think "what's that line about?" [05/08/12 ; 23:31:46] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:31:50] <+EofS> Cud [05/08/12 ; 23:31:53] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:31:56] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:32:00] <+EofS> That's not shorthand [05/08/12 ; 23:32:01] <+EofS> ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:32:03] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:05] <+HoliShae> i know ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:32:18] <+EofS> Of course, she might just have been doodling [05/08/12 ; 23:32:21] <+johncook> 4DOOHAN is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:32:23] <+johncook> 4After NASA cut DUCTAPE out of the budget, the whole program fell apart [05/08/12 ; 23:32:26] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:32:34] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:34] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:39] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:43] <+EofS> How can I turn down a punchline about duct tape :0D [05/08/12 ; 23:32:46] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:47] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:32:47] <+CptThomas> but isn't that "ducTtape" ? [05/08/12 ; 23:32:54] <+johncook> 4Whoops, DOOHAN is kept for now - 3 cuts/ 3 keeps [05/08/12 ; 23:32:58] <+Whitestar8472> make it "duct tape" though? ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:32:59] <+HoliShae> reminds me of a chat on IA RE: is nasa worth it anmd someone pointed out their rockets are still 70s technology [05/08/12 ; 23:33:05] <+Wizzard> what's ductape? something invented by a french duke? [05/08/12 ; 23:33:06] <+Whitestar8472> what Thomas said ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:33:10] <+Whitestar8472> heh [05/08/12 ; 23:33:22] <+Wizzard> strange that i count 4 cuts (one misspelled albeit) [05/08/12 ; 23:33:29] <+HoliShae> ductape, ductape a woohoo, diddly diddly ductape [05/08/12 ; 23:33:31] <+johncook> 4DUCTTAPE is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:33:42] <+johncook> wiz: you're right, Doohan is cut after all [05/08/12 ; 23:33:44] <+EofS> 'tis more tech in your mobile phone (or even my mobile phone!) than Apollo 11. Or something like that [05/08/12 ; 23:33:45] <+CptThomas> yeah, doohan has 3 cuts and one cud [05/08/12 ; 23:33:53] <+johncook> 4Roger felt uneasy when he noticed the EJECTION system ejected. [05/08/12 ; 23:33:55] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:34:00] <+HoliShae> lol e [05/08/12 ; 23:34:02] <+EofS> I thought he might be hungry [05/08/12 ; 23:34:02] <+Wizzard> it's more tech in a present day mobile phone than in the space shuttle [05/08/12 ; 23:34:05] <+Wizzard> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:34:07] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:34:11] <+EofS> I heard that a few years ago though ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:34:15] <+CptThomas> E: my pocket calculator has more RAM than Apollo 11 [05/08/12 ; 23:34:22] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:34:38] <+EofS> Thomas - GEEK! [05/08/12 ; 23:34:42] <+EofS> *Proposes* [05/08/12 ; 23:34:50] <+Wizzard> and they are 70s tech -- 2 years ago nasa hunted for intel 4004 CPUs on ebay [05/08/12 ; 23:34:51] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:34:54] <+HoliShae> Roger lost his aye [05/08/12 ; 23:34:57] <+CptThomas> well, actually, no; everybody's calculator has more RAM than A1 [05/08/12 ; 23:35:05] <+EofS> Oh [05/08/12 ; 23:35:11] <+EofS> I won't marry you then [05/08/12 ; 23:35:14] <+HoliShae> Eshape do you take this geek to be your awfully wedded nerd? [05/08/12 ; 23:35:17] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:35:18] <+johncook> 4EJECTION is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:35:20] <+johncook> 4Steve! Just forget about that FUEL sensor and come take a look at *this*!!!! [05/08/12 ; 23:35:23] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:35:25] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:35:28] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:35:33] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:35:36] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:35:38] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:35:39] <+CptThomas> but will this line hold up in a few years ? [05/08/12 ; 23:35:41] <+EofS> It's a spokenn line, but it's making me laugh an unreasonable amount [05/08/12 ; 23:35:44] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:35:46] <+EofS> Why shouldn't it? [05/08/12 ; 23:35:47] <+CptThomas> nobody'll remember the fuel sensor incident [05/08/12 ; 23:35:52] <+EofS> I don't remember it now [05/08/12 ; 23:36:05] <+Wizzard> the "and come take a look" is unneeded imo [05/08/12 ; 23:36:06] <+CptThomas> fuel sensor malfunction delayed launch for a week [05/08/12 ; 23:36:27] <+EofS> Oh. I think it works fine without knowing that [05/08/12 ; 23:36:30] <+HoliShae> i know the rockets worked in 1970 n stuff but man we neerd to advance.. [05/08/12 ; 23:36:32] <+EofS> (Since I didn't know that) [05/08/12 ; 23:36:33] <+CptThomas> should be "take a look", as they're strapped in their chairs [05/08/12 ; 23:36:45] <+CptThomas> they're not "coming" anywhere during launch [05/08/12 ; 23:36:46] <+johncook> 4FUEL is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:36:47] <+johncook> 4Houston, what do you mean, "It's okay we're INSURED!" [05/08/12 ; 23:36:51] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:36:52] <+EofS> They could be coming somewhere [05/08/12 ; 23:36:53] <+Whitestar8472> (I didn't know that either) [05/08/12 ; 23:36:55] <+EofS> If they're really excited [05/08/12 ; 23:37:01] <+Whitestar8472> EmMA! ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:37:07] <+Whitestar8472> Bad ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:37:10] <+HoliShae> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:37:15] <+CptThomas> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:37:16] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:37:20] <+EofS> Keep with a comma ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:37:21] <+CptThomas> and that's KSC again [05/08/12 ; 23:37:26] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:37:39] <+Whitestar8472> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:37:41] <+Wizzard> cpt: don't overanalyze it [05/08/12 ; 23:37:56] <+johncook> 4INSURED is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:37:57] <+johncook> 4The METRIC system claims another life. [05/08/12 ; 23:37:57] <+HoliShae> 'so thats what happens when you press that red button...' [05/08/12 ; 23:38:01] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:03] <+CptThomas> i guess "KSC, we got a problem" doesn't sound well :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:38:05] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:05] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:14] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:18] <@ThunderDragon> Metric system is still better than imperial system. [05/08/12 ; 23:38:23] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:23] <+HoliShae> yeah houston is more associated with space travel worldwise [05/08/12 ; 23:38:25] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:33] <+HoliShae> d [05/08/12 ; 23:38:34] <+EofS> Not when you're making a cake it's not [05/08/12 ; 23:38:36] <+EofS> Neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:38:41] <+HoliShae> mmm cake [05/08/12 ; 23:38:44] <+HoliShae> cheese [05/08/12 ; 23:38:45] <+Wizzard> Really? "Ok, that's one 125-grammer with cheese" [05/08/12 ; 23:38:45] <+CptThomas> it's probably the american's ineptitude at using the metric system that kills people ;-) [05/08/12 ; 23:38:46] <+johncook> 4METRIC is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:48] <+johncook> 4Too late, NASA discovers the shuttle isn't Y2K compliant. [05/08/12 ; 23:38:48] <+HoliShae> muffin [05/08/12 ; 23:38:49] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:54] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:57] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:38:57] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:00] <+Whitestar8472> lol Guido [05/08/12 ; 23:39:02] <+EofS> Imperial is better when making a cake *nods* [05/08/12 ; 23:39:03] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:10] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:17] <+HoliShae> lobve a good sponge [05/08/12 ; 23:39:21] <+HoliShae> not the cat from the telly [05/08/12 ; 23:39:22] <@ThunderDragon> I hate imperial system and cooking. Metric is much better. [05/08/12 ; 23:39:26] <+EofS> Thomas - it's no-one thinking to specify to the other side of the Atlantic whether they're using SI units or not that kills people ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:39:30] <+Whitestar8472> I read that as "love is a good sponge" [05/08/12 ; 23:39:38] <+Whitestar8472> mmm Victoria Sponge... [05/08/12 ; 23:39:43] <+HoliShae> when i cook its 'cup of this - spoon of that - slice of such..' [05/08/12 ; 23:39:48] <+CptThomas> E: if there's no mention, it's ALWAYS SI units :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:39:51] <+johncook> 4NASA is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:52] <+johncook> 4Too late, NASA discovered that chewing gum, while certainly effective as an adhesive, is not quite heat-resistant. [05/08/12 ; 23:39:57] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:58] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:39:59] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:40:00] <+EofS> Tell that to the people who forgot though! [05/08/12 ; 23:40:02] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:40:04] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:40:09] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:40:13] <+Wizzard> glue, ducttape, gum... all too similar [05/08/12 ; 23:40:13] <+EofS> Petra - you can't bake like that though [05/08/12 ; 23:40:16] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:40:17] <+HoliShae> too long really... [05/08/12 ; 23:40:22] <+HoliShae> i do ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:40:22] <+EofS> Cooking is art. Baking is chemistry [05/08/12 ; 23:40:24] <+CptThomas> that reminds me of the problem with the cassini huygens probe [05/08/12 ; 23:40:28] <+Whitestar8472> Emma: yes! [05/08/12 ; 23:40:32] <+HoliShae> i just learned what the measurem,ents are and go on instinct [05/08/12 ; 23:40:34] <+EofS> You need the right proportions or the reactions won't take place [05/08/12 ; 23:40:35] <+Whitestar8472> (especially when making bread...) [05/08/12 ; 23:40:38] <+CptThomas> where the transmitter on the lander was tuned to the same freq as the receiver on the orbiter [05/08/12 ; 23:40:43] <+Whitestar8472> yup *nods vigorously* [05/08/12 ; 23:40:49] <+CptThomas> big nono [05/08/12 ; 23:40:53] <+johncook> 4NASA is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:40:53] <+EofS> Says the girl who added marshmallows on a whim to a cake to "see what it would be like" ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:40:54] <+johncook> 4Houston, permission to SCREAM like a girl and panic. [05/08/12 ; 23:41:00] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:41:01] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:41:02] <+Whitestar8472> erm, oops? *g* [05/08/12 ; 23:41:03] <+HoliShae> ah yes well if im doing a real fancy cake yeah but scones n stuff is instinct [05/08/12 ; 23:41:06] <+EofS> To make a 2 egg cake you need 4 ounces each of flour, sugar and butter [05/08/12 ; 23:41:09] <+Wizzard> strange, i thought transmitter and receiver do need the same frequency to function [05/08/12 ; 23:41:12] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:41:13] <+johncook> keep (with scream like a girl moved to the end) [05/08/12 ; 23:41:13] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:41:15] <+CptThomas> well, 8472, taking into account redshifting [05/08/12 ; 23:41:17] <+EofS> To make a 4 egg cake you need 8 ounces each of flour, sugar and butter [05/08/12 ; 23:41:23] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:41:31] <+Whitestar8472> I think that was Guido ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:41:34] <+CptThomas> same freq on both receiver and transmitter is always a bad thing [05/08/12 ; 23:41:42] <+johncook> 4SCREAM is kept [05/08/12 ; 23:41:43] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:41:43] <+johncook> 4It was at this point that the crew regretted buying the ship at 'Honest Harry's SECOND Hand Shuttle Lot' [05/08/12 ; 23:41:46] <+EofS> Guido's a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl! Haha! [05/08/12 ; 23:41:47] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:41:48] <+Wizzard> wrong [05/08/12 ; 23:41:48] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:41:49] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:41:54] <+HoliShae> i like to experiment with ingredients to see where it gets me [05/08/12 ; 23:42:00] <+EofS> To make a 489 egg cake you need 978 ounces each of flour, sugar and butter [05/08/12 ; 23:42:06] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:42:09] <+HoliShae> damn big cake [05/08/12 ; 23:42:16] <+CptThomas> what's an ounce in metric ? [05/08/12 ; 23:42:16] <+Whitestar8472> That... would be interesting to see :P [05/08/12 ; 23:42:19] <+HoliShae> can we get nemi to jump out of that? [05/08/12 ; 23:42:22] <+Whitestar8472> heh! [05/08/12 ; 23:42:22] <+EofS> Which is much easier than multiplying the number of eggs by 30 :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:42:33] <+Whitestar8472> I guess you could if it were chocolate ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:42:37] <+HoliShae> rigidity can be boring... [05/08/12 ; 23:42:41] <+EofS> Ounce is rouhgly 30 I think [05/08/12 ; 23:42:53] <+HoliShae> i had a recipe for basic american biscuits teh kind you eat with meat and gravy [05/08/12 ; 23:42:53] <+CptThomas> kg ? i assume you mean g ? [05/08/12 ; 23:43:03] <+HoliShae> i added sugar, orange peel and vanilla to see what itd do [05/08/12 ; 23:43:06] <+johncook> 4SECOND is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:43:08] <+johncook> 4What do you mean it just went out of WARRANTY?! [05/08/12 ; 23:43:10] <+EofS> Petra - yes, but chemical reactions are chemical reactions. It's science. You need the right proportions or they won't happen [05/08/12 ; 23:43:11] <+HoliShae> mmm rusk like baby biscuits... [05/08/12 ; 23:43:12] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:43:15] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:43:15] <+EofS> Grams yes [05/08/12 ; 23:43:18] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:43:19] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:43:36] <+johncook> 4ok, moving onto vote4 stage, here are the 5 final punchlines: [05/08/12 ; 23:43:38] <+CptThomas> one of the weirder things in metric: SI unit is kg, not g [05/08/12 ; 23:43:47] <+johncook> 4All that after only hitting a single CLOUD... [05/08/12 ; 23:43:53] <+johncook> 4After NASA cut DUCTAPE out of the budget, the whole program fell apart [05/08/12 ; 23:43:53] <+EofS> I know that [05/08/12 ; 23:43:59] <+johncook> 4Roger felt uneasy when he noticed the EJECTION system ejected. [05/08/12 ; 23:44:04] <+johncook> 4Steve! Just forget about that FUEL sensor and come take a look at *this*!!!! [05/08/12 ; 23:44:09] <+EofS> In England we're taught to use both systems [05/08/12 ; 23:44:09] <+johncook> 4Houston, permission to panic and SCREAM like a girl. [05/08/12 ; 23:44:12] <+johncook> ok, vote4... [05/08/12 ; 23:44:13] <+HoliShae> yeah if you want it exactly in a certain way you follow the rules but if you are experimenting which is what i usually do - then the rules are broken :) [05/08/12 ; 23:44:17] <+Wizzard> vote4 ejection [05/08/12 ; 23:44:20] <+johncook> vote4 ductape [05/08/12 ; 23:44:21] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 duct(t)tape [05/08/12 ; 23:44:21] <+HoliShae> vote4 scream [05/08/12 ; 23:44:38] <+EofS> Petra - you added three flavourings though. they don't alter the basic chemistry of the cake [05/08/12 ; 23:44:40] <+CptThomas> vote4 ductape [05/08/12 ; 23:44:57] <@ThunderDragon> vote4 ductape [05/08/12 ; 23:44:58] <+EofS> vote4 fuel (to cost less to buy) [05/08/12 ; 23:45:01] <+CptThomas> just don't start on me with stone [05/08/12 ; 23:45:05] <+CptThomas> that one has me baffled [05/08/12 ; 23:45:08] <+Wizzard> "duct(t)tape"? [05/08/12 ; 23:45:17] <+HoliShae> i used to cook manical sponge in school - really rich... everyone elses was like a cake shop cake... i actually made a MISTAKE but that was when i realised experimenting was fun [05/08/12 ; 23:45:18] <+CptThomas> loooll [05/08/12 ; 23:45:19] <+EofS> I don't understand people's weights in anything but stone :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:45:21] <+Whitestar8472> duct tape - not ductape ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:45:28] <+johncook> 4final tally: EJECTION 1 DUCTTAPE 4 SCREAM 1 FUEL 1 [05/08/12 ; 23:45:36] <+HoliShae> a pile of caster sugar altered the recipe tho [05/08/12 ; 23:45:39] <+johncook> DUCT TAPE wins! (and I will fix the tupo) [05/08/12 ; 23:45:47] <+Whitestar8472> wahoo! [05/08/12 ; 23:45:55] <+Whitestar8472> (for the tupo-fixing ;)) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:03] <+johncook> 4moving onto Fraud of the Rings and Sourman's voice [05/08/12 ; 23:46:05] <+johncook> 4CHALK it up to his 'magical megaphone of mystery'! [05/08/12 ; 23:46:05] <+EofS> Kilos and pounds are completely meaningless to me (unless I make an effort to convert) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:07] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:46:09] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:46:12] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:46:13] <+CptThomas> you'd be amazed how often ducttape helps us out at events ;-) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:23] <+HoliShae> i tend to u se kg [05/08/12 ; 23:46:23] <+EofS> I wouldn't ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:28] <+Wizzard> 1 pound is about 1.25EUR ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:29] <+CptThomas> "the ducttape manoeuver" we dubbed it :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:34] <+EofS> But ripping it off your chest HURTS [05/08/12 ; 23:46:36] <+Whitestar8472> haha, Guido ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:46:37] <+HoliShae> very handy when your envelopes wont sticky [05/08/12 ; 23:46:42] <+EofS> *Bites Guido on the nose* [05/08/12 ; 23:46:58] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:47:00] <+HoliShae> kinky [05/08/12 ; 23:47:06] <+Whitestar8472> "Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side and binds the universe together" *nods* [05/08/12 ; 23:47:15] <+HoliShae> lol [05/08/12 ; 23:47:16] <+EofS> 1.45 :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:47:28] <+HoliShae> 1.25 was the irish punt [05/08/12 ; 23:47:36] <+HoliShae> i paid 200 euro for 130 sterling meep [05/08/12 ; 23:47:37] <+Wizzard> maybe. i didn't bother looking up [05/08/12 ; 23:47:44] <+EofS> Punt and Denis! [05/08/12 ; 23:47:47] <+HoliShae> and that mirror 15.55 cost me 23.50 euro :O [05/08/12 ; 23:47:52] <+EofS> Hugh Den(n?)is looks like Guido *nods* [05/08/12 ; 23:47:53] <+Whitestar8472> eek! [05/08/12 ; 23:48:05] <+Whitestar8472> (erm, at Petra ;)) [05/08/12 ; 23:48:09] <+EofS> Or Guido looks like Hugh Den(n)is I guess :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:48:16] <+HoliShae> mmm UKness [05/08/12 ; 23:48:25] <+HoliShae> gonna be in london for few days [05/08/12 ; 23:48:28] <+HoliShae> need to amuse myself [05/08/12 ; 23:48:29] <+Whitestar8472> ooh, when? :) [05/08/12 ; 23:48:30] <+EofS> Heh, I'm desperate to get out of the UK at the mo :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:48:31] <+johncook> 4CHALK is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:48:33] <+johncook> 4Either a magic spell, or excellent DIAPHRAM control. [05/08/12 ; 23:48:35] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:48:41] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:48:44] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:48:45] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:48:47] <+EofS> Diaphragm [05/08/12 ; 23:48:48] <+Whitestar8472> "diaphragm" ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:49:02] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/12 ; 23:49:07] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:49:12] <+EofS> Stupid Americans not knowing how to spell sensible words like oesophagus and haemoglobin and diaphragm :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:49:22] <+Wizzard> or aluminium :P [05/08/12 ; 23:49:24] <+Whitestar8472> *g* [05/08/12 ; 23:49:25] <+HoliShae> HAEMOGOBLIN :D [05/08/12 ; 23:49:27] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:49:34] <+HoliShae> haemoglobin - im being silly :P [05/08/12 ; 23:49:41] <+HoliShae> how do americans spell that? [05/08/12 ; 23:49:50] <+CptThomas> hemoglobin, whatcha think ? [05/08/12 ; 23:49:55] <+Wizzard> without the a i think [05/08/12 ; 23:49:55] <+Whitestar8472> lol yeah - but that would be an, erm, interesting monster in a role-playing game ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:49:59] <+HoliShae> hem... eek [05/08/12 ; 23:50:14] <+HoliShae> blood sucking goblin? [05/08/12 ; 23:50:15] <+johncook> 4diaphragm is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:50:18] <+johncook> 4EVIL gets an automatic +2 Boasting advantage [05/08/12 ; 23:50:21] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:50:21] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:50:23] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:50:31] <+HoliShae> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [05/08/12 ; 23:50:32] <+EofS> Merkin for each of those: esophagus, hemoglobin, diaphram [05/08/12 ; 23:50:33] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:50:34] <+Whitestar8472> it's so true, though, isn't it? *h* [05/08/12 ; 23:50:40] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:50:42] <+Whitestar8472> *g* [05/08/12 ; 23:50:59] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:02] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:13] <+HoliShae> would this be a bad time to meep? [05/08/12 ; 23:51:16] <+CptThomas> narf [05/08/12 ; 23:51:23] <+Whitestar8472> *wants to meep* [05/08/12 ; 23:51:30] <+EofS> http://www.louhirsch.com/PeteHeadCrunched.jpg [05/08/12 ; 23:51:35] <+johncook> EVIL is kept for now [05/08/12 ; 23:51:37] <+johncook> 4He's EVIL, arrogant, overly confident and cowardly...but *what* a pair of lungs that man has! [05/08/12 ; 23:51:40] <+EofS> It's never a bad time to meep! How dare you say such a thing [05/08/12 ; 23:51:41] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:43] <+johncook> bit long [05/08/12 ; 23:51:46] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:47] <+Whitestar8472> (not gonna meep because hot liquids hurt at the moment :P ) [05/08/12 ; 23:51:48] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:48] <+Wizzard> cut -- dar too long [05/08/12 ; 23:51:51] <+Wizzard> far [05/08/12 ; 23:51:51] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:51:58] <+HoliShae> sexy talk E [05/08/12 ; 23:52:00] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:52:08] <+HoliShae> sore throt? [05/08/12 ; 23:52:09] <+Whitestar8472> Emma: I couldn't agree more [05/08/12 ; 23:52:12] <+Whitestar8472> bad tooth [05/08/12 ; 23:52:14] * +EofS meeps [05/08/12 ; 23:52:15] <+HoliShae> :s [05/08/12 ; 23:52:27] <+CptThomas> E: you still spell aeroplane then ? [05/08/12 ; 23:52:30] <+HoliShae> if you didnt drink such hot tea you could have some... [05/08/12 ; 23:52:31] <+Whitestar8472> got a temporary filling put in yesterday evening, but my dental appointment isn't 'til next Thursday [05/08/12 ; 23:52:33] <+Whitestar8472> Joy [05/08/12 ; 23:52:35] <+HoliShae> like the way a baby has tea [05/08/12 ; 23:52:42] <+HoliShae> y temporary [05/08/12 ; 23:52:42] <+EofS> I had an 0815 dentist appointment on my first day of leave :0P Teh suckage [05/08/12 ; 23:52:42] <+johncook> 4EVIL is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:52:43] <+HoliShae> ? [05/08/12 ; 23:52:43] <+johncook> 4Which EXPLANATION would you prefer, magic or good accoustics? [05/08/12 ; 23:52:47] <+EofS> Thomas - actually, plane ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:52:49] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:52:49] <+Wizzard> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:52:51] <+EofS> But yes, aeroplane [05/08/12 ; 23:52:59] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:53:00] <+Whitestar8472> Because I went down to the emergency dentist last night because I was in -ing agony [05/08/12 ; 23:53:05] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:53:06] <+HoliShae> im terrified of needing more fillings [05/08/12 ; 23:53:10] <+HoliShae> cos i had two in the last year [05/08/12 ; 23:53:14] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:53:15] <+Whitestar8472> and there are NO emergency appointments at my dentist 'til Thursday [05/08/12 ; 23:53:16] <+HoliShae> well last 2 yrs [05/08/12 ; 23:53:22] <+Whitestar8472> ouch Emma [05/08/12 ; 23:53:22] <+HoliShae> i dont even eat that mny sweets [05/08/12 ; 23:53:24] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:53:25] <+HoliShae> vbut as a kid i did [05/08/12 ; 23:53:26] <+Wizzard> that reminds me - i should make a dentist appointment next week (for the week after) [05/08/12 ; 23:53:30] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:53:35] <+CptThomas> in "bleeping" agony, as that one episode from the X files said it [05/08/12 ; 23:53:37] <+CptThomas> :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:53:40] <+Whitestar8472> you definitely should [05/08/12 ; 23:53:40] <+HoliShae> :( [05/08/12 ; 23:53:46] <+Whitestar8472> heh yeah, something like that :P [05/08/12 ; 23:54:01] <+johncook> 4EXPLANATION is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:02] <+Whitestar8472> Didn't get in until nearly 10 last night - but the absence of pain was utter BLISS [05/08/12 ; 23:54:02] <+johncook> 4It's FORCED perspective- he's really five feet away. [05/08/12 ; 23:54:06] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:09] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:09] <+HoliShae> toffee seems to pull my teeth aprrat [05/08/12 ; 23:54:11] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:13] <+Whitestar8472> oooooooooouch [05/08/12 ; 23:54:14] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:22] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:22] <+EofS> Guido - can I do it :0D [05/08/12 ; 23:54:24] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:54:36] <+johncook> 4FORCED is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:37] <+johncook> 4You have the ears of a FOX, remember? [05/08/12 ; 23:54:38] <+Wizzard> no chance [05/08/12 ; 23:54:39] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:39] <+Wizzard> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:54:40] <+HoliShae> hell have no teeth left when shes finished [05/08/12 ; 23:54:46] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:47] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:48] <+Whitestar8472> eep [05/08/12 ; 23:54:50] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:54:56] <+HoliShae> naughtE [05/08/12 ; 23:54:58] <+EofS> WS - it's not the dentist appointment part that bothered me. I couldn't care less about them. I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. It was getting up so early to walk in on my first day of leave :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:55:02] <+CptThomas> i don't get this one; prolly forgetting something from the movie ? [05/08/12 ; 23:55:02] <+EofS> Why nooooooot? [05/08/12 ; 23:55:07] <+Whitestar8472> oh *g* Okay ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:55:09] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:55:26] <+johncook> 4FOX is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:55:26] <+johncook> 4He's using his tall, pointy wizard's HAT as a megaphone! [05/08/12 ; 23:55:27] <+EofS> "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox." "And the brain of a sheep" [05/08/12 ; 23:55:28] <+HoliShae> arf [05/08/12 ; 23:55:30] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:55:30] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:55:31] <+Whitestar8472> lol [05/08/12 ; 23:55:33] <+EofS> I'd show you the toon if I had access to it [05/08/12 ; 23:55:34] <+CptThomas> "keep" then [05/08/12 ; 23:55:40] <+HoliShae> and the meep of an aishae [05/08/12 ; 23:55:42] <+CptThomas> keep for this one too [05/08/12 ; 23:55:45] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:55:48] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:55:52] <+EofS> Keep [05/08/12 ; 23:55:56] <+HoliShae> ive had this song in my head all week [05/08/12 ; 23:55:56] <+HoliShae> ahem [05/08/12 ; 23:55:57] <+Whitestar8472> Our version of the "Pointy Hat Trick" ? ;) [05/08/12 ; 23:55:58] <+EofS> Guido - does this work? ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:56:05] <+Wizzard> dunno [05/08/12 ; 23:56:09] <+EofS> Try it :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:56:13] <+Wizzard> and saruman never wore a wizard's hat [05/08/12 ; 23:56:27] <+Whitestar8472> He could have nicked Gandalf's! [05/08/12 ; 23:56:41] <+HoliShae> 10 green aishae meeping on my wall, 10 green aishae meeping on my wall and if one green aishae should go and bloody fall. therell be nine green aishae meeping on my wall [05/08/12 ; 23:56:58] <+johncook> 4HAT is kept (I like this one) [05/08/12 ; 23:57:00] <+johncook> 4You have never HEARD of the "Door-Intercom of Doom"? [05/08/12 ; 23:57:02] <+CptThomas> oh god, not 9 other of these [05/08/12 ; 23:57:03] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:57:04] <+johncook> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:57:08] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/12 ; 23:57:15] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:57:16] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:57:21] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/12 ; 23:57:22] <+HoliShae> and if one gr een aishae should go and bloody fall therell be one green aishae meeping on my wall, one green aishae meeping all alone and if that green aishae should go and bloody fall therell be no more aishae meeping opn my wall [05/08/12 ; 23:57:27] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:57:29] <+EofS> Guido - maybe he stole yours :0P [05/08/12 ; 23:57:35] <+EofS> http://www.martynalner.f9.co.uk/Html/hignfy/words/hignfy_words_illness.htm [05/08/12 ; 23:57:36] <+Whitestar8472> heh! [05/08/12 ; 23:57:49] <+CptThomas> rotfl [05/08/12 ; 23:57:50] <+Whitestar8472> Lol Emma! [05/08/12 ; 23:57:52] <+CptThomas> my favorite show [05/08/12 ; 23:58:02] <+Whitestar8472> hehehe, I haven't seen that in AGES [05/08/12 ; 23:58:08] <+CptThomas> who do you root for: ian or paul ? [05/08/12 ; 23:58:20] <+EofS> I missed a almost a whole series whilst in Finland I think [05/08/12 ; 23:58:24] <+EofS> Tough one [05/08/12 ; 23:58:33] <+Whitestar8472> Definitely [05/08/12 ; 23:58:41] <+EofS> Paul is just so surreal.. And once he cottons on with something he tends to run with it and not let go [05/08/12 ; 23:58:47] <+CptThomas> ian always gets suckered into answering modern pop culture questions :-) [05/08/12 ; 23:58:47] <+EofS> But I do like Ian too [05/08/12 ; 23:58:53] <+EofS> So I just vote4 the funny ;0) [05/08/12 ; 23:58:57] <+HoliShae> http://www.petsinclothes.com/index.php [05/08/12 ; 23:59:10] <+johncook> 4HEARD is cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:11] <+johncook> 4The tower is actually a giant KARAOKE mic. [05/08/12 ; 23:59:12] <+HoliShae> there was a great one of a cat in a spiderman suit and he was crawling along the counter [05/08/12 ; 23:59:13] <+johncook> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:16] <+CptThomas> paul's a pitbull alright [05/08/12 ; 23:59:16] <+Whitestar8472> aww *g* [05/08/12 ; 23:59:17] <+EofS> I still need to transcribe the Least Politically Correct HIGNFY Ever [05/08/12 ; 23:59:18] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:22] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:28] <+Whitestar8472> Please do! :D [05/08/12 ; 23:59:31] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:38] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:38] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/12 ; 23:59:56] <+EofS> I used to look forward to summer JSes because it meant I didn't have to attend them whilst watching HIGNFY ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:00:01] <+CptThomas> i like it when they all get on Boris's cap [05/08/13 ; 00:00:22] <+johncook> KARAOKE is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:23] <+johncook> 4If I hadn't ruined my LUNGS with Halfling Leaf, I could shout that loud also. [05/08/13 ; 00:00:27] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:27] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:28] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:35] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:35] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:53] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:53] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:00:57] <+johncook> 4LUNGS is cut (and how) [05/08/13 ; 00:00:59] <+johncook> 4He has a MICROPHONE hidden in his beard, as do I. [05/08/13 ; 00:01:00] <+EofS> http://www.martynalner.f9.co.uk/Html/hignfy/words/hignfy_words_next.htm Remember that this is from an older show ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:01:02] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:05] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:06] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:07] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:17] <+Whitestar8472> LOL! [05/08/13 ; 00:01:19] <+CptThomas> remember this one :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:01:22] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:25] <+EofS> People who like Paul should check out various BBC radio comedies he does [05/08/13 ; 00:01:50] <+EofS> Like "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" and "Just a Minute" and "The News Quiz" [05/08/13 ; 00:01:52] <+CptThomas> room 101 ? oh, no, that's tv [05/08/13 ; 00:01:53] <+johncook> 4MICROPHONE is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:54] <+johncook> 4Sourone's a giant eye, he's a giant MOUTH! [05/08/13 ; 00:01:58] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:01:58] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:01:59] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:02:05] <+johncook> btw, I have no idea what you're all talking about [05/08/13 ; 00:02:08] <+EofS> http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/networks/bbc7/aod.shtml?bbc7/clue [05/08/13 ; 00:02:08] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:02:14] <+Wizzard> you're not the only one... [05/08/13 ; 00:02:20] <+EofS> John - brilliant satirical news quiz [05/08/13 ; 00:02:26] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:02:27] <+EofS> Guido - I've told you about it tonnes of times :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:02:33] <+EofS> Move to a country that gets BBC :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:02:35] <+Wizzard> yes [05/08/13 ; 00:02:38] <+CptThomas> british style [05/08/13 ; 00:02:39] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:02:41] <+Wizzard> i do get bbc [05/08/13 ; 00:02:42] <+EofS> You speak proto-Dutch, move to Dutchieland [05/08/13 ; 00:02:44] <+Wizzard> (news) [05/08/13 ; 00:02:46] <+EofS> BBC 1 :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:02:57] <+CptThomas> E: that's called south africa :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:03:21] <+EofS> No, I'm pretty certain South Africa isn't next to Belgium :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:03:25] <+CptThomas> they speak a form of toddlerdutch [05/08/13 ; 00:03:30] <+EofS> (Serth Eefrika I mean) [05/08/13 ; 00:03:41] <+EofS> So does Guido :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:03:45] <+johncook> 4MOUTH is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:03:46] <+johncook> 4You should've heard him back when he saw that RAT in his kitchen... [05/08/13 ; 00:03:49] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:03:51] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:03:53] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:03:56] <+Wizzard> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:03:58] <+HoliShae> http://www.petsinclothes.com/index.php?i=84 [05/08/13 ; 00:03:58] <+EofS> But yeah, everyone should listen to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/networks/bbc7/aod.shtml?bbc7/clue *nods* [05/08/13 ; 00:04:04] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:04:07] <+CptThomas> i can see this one in my imagination :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:04:11] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:04:16] <+HoliShae> lol me too [05/08/13 ; 00:04:21] <+johncook> Maybe I should move to England (the way my cricket team is playing at the moment) [05/08/13 ; 00:04:24] <+EofS> Although there are a couple of jokes that you won't get if you're not from here [05/08/13 ; 00:04:24] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:04:29] <+EofS> John - you certainly should [05/08/13 ; 00:04:32] <+EofS> (Hahahahaha!) [05/08/13 ; 00:04:41] <+EofS> I wasn't going to mention the score ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:04:46] <+Whitestar8472> (Petra - meep! Aww *g*) [05/08/13 ; 00:04:47] <+johncook> Stayed up till 2.30am last night just to have my heart broken! :-(\ [05/08/13 ; 00:04:57] <+johncook> 4RAT is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:04:58] <+johncook> 43He loves showing off those Tower SPEAKERS. [05/08/13 ; 00:04:59] <+EofS> I thought with the way you were playing you'd have gone to bed earlier [05/08/13 ; 00:05:01] <+johncook> 4He loves showing off those Tower SPEAKERS. [05/08/13 ; 00:05:01] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:03] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:03] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:05] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:06] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:06] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:12] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:16] <+EofS> Listenlistenlisten ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:05:18] <+johncook> 4SPEAKERS is cut pretty badly [05/08/13 ; 00:05:19] <+johncook> 4Be THANKFUL that it is only his "voice" that he is throwing... [05/08/13 ; 00:05:22] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:05:23] <+Wizzard> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:28] <+CptThomas> E: you remember the episode where boris johnson brought his new book with him to promote it [05/08/13 ; 00:05:29] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:05:30] <+EofS> (And there's one joke you won't get unless you're familiar with "Just a Minute" ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:05:38] <+EofS> And it had two different titles? Yes [05/08/13 ; 00:05:40] <+CptThomas> and it turned out the title on the cover was different ? [05/08/13 ; 00:05:43] <+CptThomas> rotfl [05/08/13 ; 00:05:47] <+johncook> EofS: I stayed up till Gilchrist got out - he's my hero so I always watch him bat [05/08/13 ; 00:05:54] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/13 ; 00:05:58] <+EofS> http://www.martynalner.f9.co.uk/Html/hignfy/words/hignfy_words_party.htm [05/08/13 ; 00:06:07] <+EofS> I hear he got dropped twice [05/08/13 ; 00:06:10] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:06:12] <+CptThomas> rotflmao [05/08/13 ; 00:06:14] <+johncook> yep, didn't help though [05/08/13 ; 00:06:20] <+EofS> I hope for pride's sake he was caught out eventually [05/08/13 ; 00:06:29] <+Whitestar8472> Lol @ that, Emma [05/08/13 ; 00:06:31] <+EofS> I was disappointed to lose Freddie Flintoff for so few [05/08/13 ; 00:06:36] <+johncook> eventually, inevitably, irrevocably [05/08/13 ; 00:06:40] <+HoliShae> http://www.petsinclothes.com/index.php?i=108 [05/08/13 ; 00:06:46] <+johncook> I wasn't [05/08/13 ; 00:06:53] <+Whitestar8472> Cute *g* [05/08/13 ; 00:06:54] <+EofS> Well you wouldn't be :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:07:05] <+EofS> He got what, 11 6s in the last test? [05/08/13 ; 00:07:08] <+EofS> Something stupid like that [05/08/13 ; 00:07:12] <+johncook> 4THANKFUL is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:07:19] <+CptThomas> still one of the better incidents, that book thing [05/08/13 ; 00:07:20] <+EofS> That's 66 runs off less than two overs [05/08/13 ; 00:07:26] <+EofS> Yeah [05/08/13 ; 00:07:31] <+CptThomas> poor boris :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:07:53] <+johncook> 4moving onto vote4 stage (and enough cricket gloating - I forbid discussion of cricket at JS's unless Australia is winning) [05/08/13 ; 00:07:55] <+EofS> I admire Boris for at least taking it better than most politicians do [05/08/13 ; 00:08:01] <+johncook> 4EVIL gets an automatic +2 Boasting advantage [05/08/13 ; 00:08:06] <+johncook> 4He's using his tall, pointy wizard's HAT as a megaphone! [05/08/13 ; 00:08:12] <+johncook> 4You should've heard him back when he saw that RAT in his kitchen... [05/08/13 ; 00:08:14] <+johncook> ok, vote4 [05/08/13 ; 00:08:15] <+EofS> But otherwise I think he's a tit [05/08/13 ; 00:08:16] <+johncook> vote4 hat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:19] <+Wizzard> vote4 rat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:22] <+EofS> vote4 hat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:25] <+CptThomas> don't worry JC, nobody gets it unless you're british or aussie [05/08/13 ; 00:08:28] <+EofS> *Draws on Guido's vote* [05/08/13 ; 00:08:31] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 evil [05/08/13 ; 00:08:35] <+CptThomas> vote4 rat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:37] <@ThunderDragon> vote4 hat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:37] <+EofS> Thomas - unfortunately I'm one and he's the other ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:08:58] <+HoliShae> vote4 rat [05/08/13 ; 00:08:58] <+CptThomas> i'm gonna assume england's kicking aussie butt ? [05/08/13 ; 00:09:05] <+EofS> Yup [05/08/13 ; 00:09:06] <+Whitestar8472> yes. ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:09:09] <+EofS> 444 all out [05/08/13 ; 00:09:12] <+EofS> (Us) [05/08/13 ; 00:09:19] <+johncook> 4final tally: hat 3 rat 3 evil 1 [05/08/13 ; 00:09:21] <+EofS> Australia are... 200 and something for 7 [05/08/13 ; 00:09:36] <+Wizzard> whatever that means :P [05/08/13 ; 00:09:37] <+EofS> And we're at one test each (we won the last test by 2 runs. It's being dubbed the greatest test ever) [05/08/13 ; 00:09:41] <+CptThomas> don't get a game in which sometimes they run after the ball, sometimes they don't, and the game takes more than 1 day to complete [05/08/13 ; 00:09:51] <+johncook> the last test was the best test I'd ever seen [05/08/13 ; 00:09:51] <+EofS> Guido - you know you'd like cricket if Germany was good at it :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:09:58] <+johncook> apart from the result of course [05/08/13 ; 00:10:21] <+johncook> cptthomas: it can take 5 days and still not get a result [05/08/13 ; 00:10:21] <+HoliShae> dudes in sandals playing cricket [05/08/13 ; 00:10:24] <+Wizzard> i prefer other sports where germany used to be good (and england only with bribing blind azeris) :P [05/08/13 ; 00:10:31] <+HoliShae> my grandad would not turn, but roll in his grave hehe [05/08/13 ; 00:10:37] <+EofS> Thomas - but a game that takes five days to play means you can kill LOTS of time at work [05/08/13 ; 00:10:45] <+CptThomas> at least baseball i can understand (it's not played here though); it may seem to go on forever, but in that case it's just an illusion [05/08/13 ; 00:10:49] <+EofS> Guido sweetie, please come here? [05/08/13 ; 00:10:52] <+johncook> 4this one is a sevqueener unless someone wants to revote [05/08/13 ; 00:11:07] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 rat [05/08/13 ; 00:11:11] <+Whitestar8472> (revoted) [05/08/13 ; 00:11:15] <+EofS> *Stamps on Guido's foot and kicks him in the shins. Hard* [05/08/13 ; 00:11:21] <+CptThomas> wizz: invading's not a sport :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:11:30] <+EofS> (I got impatient. If Mohammed won't come to the mountain...) [05/08/13 ; 00:11:35] <+HoliShae> you love that tall lanky huggable maniac really [05/08/13 ; 00:11:45] <+EofS> Oh God! The News Quiz had a great Reichstag joke :0D [05/08/13 ; 00:11:54] <+Wizzard> 3 seconds and already impatient? :P? [05/08/13 ; 00:11:57] <+johncook> 4moving onto battlesev galaxative (thanx whitestar - still too close to call though) [05/08/13 ; 00:12:01] <+johncook> 4They've gone from being platinum bodies to being platinum BLONDES. [05/08/13 ; 00:12:09] <+EofS> Petra - to paraprhase a song. "But when it comes to football I hate Guido like the plague" [05/08/13 ; 00:12:10] <+CptThomas> i got some quotes from HIGNFY somewhere here [05/08/13 ; 00:12:18] <+HoliShae> if mohammed wont come to the mountain... stamp on his appendage - choice of appewndage at your discretion [05/08/13 ; 00:12:30] <+Whitestar8472> ouch *grin* [05/08/13 ; 00:12:35] <+HoliShae> lol [05/08/13 ; 00:12:43] <+EofS> Guido - at least you got three seconds in which I could calm down a bit ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:12:46] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:12:48] <+Wizzard> ah [05/08/13 ; 00:12:55] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:12:58] <+Whitestar8472> cit [05/08/13 ; 00:13:01] <+Whitestar8472> cut too [05/08/13 ; 00:13:03] <+EofS> Or I might have aimed higher [05/08/13 ; 00:13:08] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:13:08] <+HoliShae> guido - women are not logical when it comes to stampyness [05/08/13 ; 00:13:14] <+HoliShae> and forka [05/08/13 ; 00:13:16] <+HoliShae> forka [05/08/13 ; 00:13:19] <+HoliShae> forkS [05/08/13 ; 00:13:36] <+EofS> Guido tried to eat my fork! [05/08/13 ; 00:13:36] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:13:43] <+HoliShae> for shame :O [05/08/13 ; 00:13:55] <+johncook> 4BLONDES is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:13:56] <+HoliShae> *forks guido with an unedible metal fork* [05/08/13 ; 00:13:56] <+johncook> 4Who's COMPLAINING? [05/08/13 ; 00:13:56] <+Whitestar8472> *gasp* ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:14:02] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:14:02] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:14:04] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:14:06] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:14:12] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:14:35] <+EofS> I ahven't even seen this toon [05/08/13 ; 00:14:42] <+johncook> incidentally I already sent this one to the newspapers with one of my own punchlines - which is in the finalists (will be interesting to see if it gets cut by you guys) [05/08/13 ; 00:14:43] <+EofS> Nor have I seen BSG of course [05/08/13 ; 00:14:45] <+HoliShae> hey mishi how much does it cost you to get to london/.? [05/08/13 ; 00:15:04] <+CptThomas> JC: yes it will ;-p [05/08/13 ; 00:15:19] <+johncook> 4COMPLAINING is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:15:20] <+johncook> 4They're a babe FACTORY! [05/08/13 ; 00:15:24] <+Whitestar8472> Around uhm... around £13, I think? I'm not sure [05/08/13 ; 00:15:26] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:15:26] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:15:27] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:15:34] <+HoliShae> meep :OI [05/08/13 ; 00:15:37] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:15:37] <+HoliShae> thats epensive [05/08/13 ; 00:15:40] <+Whitestar8472> That's return [05/08/13 ; 00:15:44] <+EofS> You what!? [05/08/13 ; 00:15:46] <+EofS> That's CHEAP [05/08/13 ; 00:15:58] <+HoliShae> er [05/08/13 ; 00:16:00] <+HoliShae> hm [05/08/13 ; 00:16:09] <+HoliShae> well how long is that journey..? [05/08/13 ; 00:16:09] <+Whitestar8472> that's bloody good [05/08/13 ; 00:16:21] <+Whitestar8472> Around... 45 minutes to an hour, depending on how lucky I get with the trains [05/08/13 ; 00:16:32] <+johncook> 4FACTORY is cut (well, that answers my questino - that was my punchline!) [05/08/13 ; 00:16:35] <+johncook> 4Let's just say that I don't FEEL so bad about them conquering the galaxy anymore! [05/08/13 ; 00:16:36] <+Whitestar8472> Although Virgin trains don't stop at MK Central any more, so it would probably be an hour-ishy [05/08/13 ; 00:16:37] <+HoliShae> hm not too bad then, [05/08/13 ; 00:16:39] <+CptThomas> see ;-) [05/08/13 ; 00:16:40] <+Whitestar8472> -y [05/08/13 ; 00:16:43] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:16:45] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:16:46] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:16:48] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:16:57] <+Whitestar8472> erm, oops, JC? *g* [05/08/13 ; 00:17:03] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:17:22] <+CptThomas> that'll teach you to send cartoons ahead of them being judged :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:17:43] <+HoliShae> i was gonna suggest a meet but i just recalled - i have no idea if there is a tube near annemaries new house [05/08/13 ; 00:17:53] <+HoliShae> but youll be here in a few weeks anyway [05/08/13 ; 00:18:15] <+johncook> 4FEEL is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:18:16] <+Whitestar8472> yeah - how long is it now - 5 weeks or 6? [05/08/13 ; 00:18:17] <+johncook> 4My God, it's FULL of babes! [05/08/13 ; 00:18:19] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:18:25] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:18:37] <+johncook> cptthomas: I had no choice, the newspaper had run out of sundays and I had to get them there pronto [05/08/13 ; 00:18:43] <+Whitestar8472> *losing the plot but, then again, that's nothing new!* :P ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:18:49] <+johncook> I drew another sunday last night while watching the cricket which I'll send them tonight [05/08/13 ; 00:18:50] <+HoliShae> 5 [05/08/13 ; 00:18:59] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:02] <+Whitestar8472> Ooooooooooooooooooooooh [05/08/13 ; 00:19:03] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:13] <+Whitestar8472> was hoping it was 5 but thought I'd miscalculated [05/08/13 ; 00:19:24] <+Whitestar8472> I need to stock up on meep [05/08/13 ; 00:19:31] <+HoliShae> 5 and 2 days [05/08/13 ; 00:19:39] <+Whitestar8472> XD [05/08/13 ; 00:19:43] <+HoliShae> i still have that box from last xmas in work [05/08/13 ; 00:19:44] <+johncook> 4FULL is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:45] <+johncook> 4I think I'm GOING to like being a collaborator. [05/08/13 ; 00:19:46] <+HoliShae> is lasting aages [05/08/13 ; 00:19:48] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:52] <+HoliShae> at least no one pinches it inm work [05/08/13 ; 00:19:53] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:55] <+Whitestar8472> good :D [05/08/13 ; 00:19:55] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:57] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:19:57] <+HoliShae> they pinmched it at home [05/08/13 ; 00:20:00] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:20:00] <+Whitestar8472> rawr [05/08/13 ; 00:20:14] <+Whitestar8472> you should take a few bags home with you each week [05/08/13 ; 00:20:18] <+HoliShae> yah [05/08/13 ; 00:20:20] <+Whitestar8472> stick 'em in a drawer or something [05/08/13 ; 00:20:38] <+HoliShae> that remindeth me [05/08/13 ; 00:20:43] <+Whitestar8472> ooh? [05/08/13 ; 00:20:49] <+johncook> 4GOING is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:20:50] <+johncook> 4Err....run! Save yourself! I'll HANDLE them! [05/08/13 ; 00:20:51] <+HoliShae> i have a feeling i may not be at BH till end of november [05/08/13 ; 00:20:59] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:20:59] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:21:03] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:21:07] <+Whitestar8472> (BH?) [05/08/13 ; 00:21:17] <+HoliShae> it depends on how the process goes timewise but DSSE is alkready keeping an eye out foir suitable jobs to apply for [05/08/13 ; 00:21:21] <+HoliShae> work [05/08/13 ; 00:21:24] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:21:29] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:21:30] <+Whitestar8472> ahh ouch :S [05/08/13 ; 00:21:40] <+HoliShae> well i dont mind starting sooner [05/08/13 ; 00:21:50] <+HoliShae> but i need to be sure i have the office straight first [05/08/13 ; 00:21:56] <+johncook> 4HANDLE is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:21:58] <+johncook> 4I'm not impressed - except for that 3rd one - she's HOT! [05/08/13 ; 00:22:00] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:04] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:06] <+HoliShae> takes people ages to find work [05/08/13 ; 00:22:08] <+Whitestar8472> yeah [05/08/13 ; 00:22:18] <+HoliShae> but im optimistic its not impossible for me ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:22:24] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:31] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:36] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:37] <+HoliShae> i know where everything is but its a system ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:22:39] <+Whitestar8472> with the stuff you've done, there must be something! [05/08/13 ; 00:22:44] <+HoliShae> need to put it in a way a newb can handle [05/08/13 ; 00:22:45] <+Wizzard> since i'm tired and don't care at all about this and the next cartoon -- i'll leave now [05/08/13 ; 00:22:50] <+Whitestar8472> g'night Guido [05/08/13 ; 00:22:53] <+johncook> 4hot is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:22:55] <+johncook> bye wiz [05/08/13 ; 00:22:56] <+HoliShae> 4+ yrs with dads business [05/08/13 ; 00:22:58] <+EofS> Bugger off then :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:22:58] <+johncook> thanx for coming [05/08/13 ; 00:23:02] <+johncook> 4Hey ladies! INVADE our planets! Please! [05/08/13 ; 00:23:04] <+Wizzard> bye [05/08/13 ; 00:23:04] <+HoliShae> almost 3 yrs at BH [05/08/13 ; 00:23:06] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:23:07] <+EofS> *BTs John's line* [05/08/13 ; 00:23:13] * Quits: Wizzard (~guido@Magicstar-1308.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Quit: Leave this place. They are not for you!) [05/08/13 ; 00:23:19] <+HoliShae> 1 yr at irish rail 1 day a week and 1 day a week 6 months at carmona services [05/08/13 ; 00:23:25] <+HoliShae> and then GIFT [05/08/13 ; 00:23:27] <+Whitestar8472> heh heh, B5 quote [05/08/13 ; 00:23:32] <+HoliShae> my presidents award etc [05/08/13 ; 00:23:35] <+HoliShae> goptta be summat [05/08/13 ; 00:23:36] <+EofS> Talking about the new Reichstag building: "I hope they've put a sprinkler system in there because if that thing burns down there'll be all hell to pay" [05/08/13 ; 00:23:40] <+Whitestar8472> hell yeah [05/08/13 ; 00:23:40] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:23:41] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:23:54] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:21] <+HoliShae> that 1 day week stuff was when i was in school - hence the short time [05/08/13 ; 00:24:22] <+johncook> 4INVADE is kept for now (2-2) [05/08/13 ; 00:24:23] <+HoliShae> but relevant [05/08/13 ; 00:24:24] <+johncook> 4Oh, I *LIKE* where this is going! [05/08/13 ; 00:24:26] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:27] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:29] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:43] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:47] <+HoliShae> brrp [05/08/13 ; 00:24:52] <+johncook> 4LIKE is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:24:53] <+johncook> 4So THAT'S how they LOOKED under all that tin! [05/08/13 ; 00:24:55] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:25:05] <+HoliShae> mostly admin work but varied in style and type [05/08/13 ; 00:25:10] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:25:13] <+Whitestar8472> neutral [05/08/13 ; 00:25:15] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:25:22] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:25:51] <+HoliShae> i wanna work in civil service if i can (good wage and pros[pects) but public service is great too [05/08/13 ; 00:26:06] <+HoliShae> i will also apply with big private companies like HP, micronarf and dell [05/08/13 ; 00:26:17] <+HoliShae> irish rail too saying as i had a foot in the door [05/08/13 ; 00:26:19] <+johncook> 4LOOKED is kept for now (2-2) [05/08/13 ; 00:26:25] <+johncook> 4You gotta LOVE Copy/Paste... [05/08/13 ; 00:26:28] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:26:28] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:26:29] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:26:31] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:26:35] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:26:37] <+Whitestar8472> well, it can't hurt! [05/08/13 ; 00:26:40] <+johncook> 4LOVE is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:26:41] <+johncook> 4Woo-hoo... they can conquer MY galaxy any day... [05/08/13 ; 00:26:48] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:26:54] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:26:55] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:26:58] <+HoliShae> bigger companies = more stable furture [05/08/13 ; 00:27:01] <+HoliShae> future [05/08/13 ; 00:27:01] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:27:05] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:27:05] <+Whitestar8472> true [05/08/13 ; 00:27:26] <+EofS> "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" [05/08/13 ; 00:27:33] <+HoliShae> thing is sivil service and public service have a 3% rule [05/08/13 ; 00:27:44] <+johncook> 4MY is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:27:44] <+johncook> 4If this is their boarding PARTY -- I surrender. [05/08/13 ; 00:27:48] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:27:51] <+HoliShae> their workforce has to be 3% people with disabilities [05/08/13 ; 00:27:51] <+Whitestar8472> Emma: *g* Yeah [05/08/13 ; 00:28:02] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:28:05] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:28:06] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:28:06] <+HoliShae> meep E [05/08/13 ; 00:28:10] <+Whitestar8472> hmmmm [05/08/13 ; 00:28:38] <+johncook> thunderdragon - deciding vote? [05/08/13 ; 00:28:39] <+HoliShae> i would like to run my own business some day [05/08/13 ; 00:28:44] <+HoliShae> having admin work exp will help [05/08/13 ; 00:28:52] <+HoliShae> but then that depends on how big GIFt gets [05/08/13 ; 00:28:56] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:28:59] <+johncook> holishae: it's great, you can wear tracksuit pants all day and never shave [05/08/13 ; 00:29:00] <+HoliShae> it may grow and take up time [05/08/13 ; 00:29:14] <+HoliShae> dunno what my business would be yet tho [05/08/13 ; 00:29:20] <+HoliShae> i rarely shave anyway JC lol [05/08/13 ; 00:29:25] <+Whitestar8472> JC: somehow I don't think Petra needs to worry about the latter ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:29:28] <+johncook> lol [05/08/13 ; 00:29:31] <+Whitestar8472> aw, you beat me to it! :P ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:29:37] <+HoliShae> i HATE shaving my legs and as im, the only one who sees em unless i wanna wear a skirt... [05/08/13 ; 00:29:52] <+EofS> John - not shaving isn't called "running your own business" [05/08/13 ; 00:29:56] <+EofS> It's called "having a beard" [05/08/13 ; 00:30:04] <+HoliShae> 'neglecting self' ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:30:07] <+HoliShae> lol [05/08/13 ; 00:30:12] <+Whitestar8472> lol Emma [05/08/13 ; 00:30:13] <+johncook> we've started employing someone who works at our house. It was a bit weird at first having staff in our house but got used to it pretty quick (plus it's great that it frees me up to do more cartooning) [05/08/13 ; 00:30:13] <+HoliShae> ape legs [05/08/13 ; 00:30:22] <+Whitestar8472> ook? [05/08/13 ; 00:30:34] <+Whitestar8472> maybe I should've sent you the banana stuff instead of the other way around? ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:30:39] <+HoliShae> one option for me is dog grooming tho my ideas change a lot [05/08/13 ; 00:30:41] <+johncook> 4PARTY is kept for now (2-2) [05/08/13 ; 00:30:47] <+CptThomas> omg, you put gaby to work ?? :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:30:48] <+johncook> 4I PLAN on surrendering immediately. [05/08/13 ; 00:30:50] <+HoliShae> i once considered advertising but its so competitivbe [05/08/13 ; 00:30:52] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:30:58] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:30:59] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:31:00] <+HoliShae> over the years i plan to find my business niche [05/08/13 ; 00:31:02] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:31:03] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:31:15] <+johncook> 4PLAN is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:31:16] <+johncook> 4I'm detecting a THEME, here. [05/08/13 ; 00:31:19] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:31:19] <+EofS> I want to work in advertising at some point [05/08/13 ; 00:31:20] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:31:23] <+EofS> It appeals enormously [05/08/13 ; 00:31:24] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:31:40] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:32:02] <+HoliShae> me too [05/08/13 ; 00:32:10] <+HoliShae> i wanted to be involved in the art aspect [05/08/13 ; 00:32:21] <+HoliShae> and my art teacher did ask me if i wanted in to art [05/08/13 ; 00:32:22] <+HoliShae> but [05/08/13 ; 00:32:22] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:32:33] <+johncook> 4THEME is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:32:38] <+HoliShae> i realised its so competitie i dismissed it which i may regret [05/08/13 ; 00:32:41] <+EofS> BWAHAHAHAHA! [05/08/13 ; 00:32:57] <+EofS> I want to be involved in the editing aspect [05/08/13 ; 00:32:58] <+johncook> 4moving onto vote4 stage - be warned, 7 punchlines so I predict a sevqueen [05/08/13 ; 00:33:04] <+johncook> Err....run! Save yourself! I'll HANDLE them! [05/08/13 ; 00:33:04] <+johncook> Hey ladies! INVADE our planets! Please! [05/08/13 ; 00:33:04] <+johncook> So THAT'S how they LOOKED under all that tin! [05/08/13 ; 00:33:04] <+johncook> You gotta LOVE Copy/Paste... [05/08/13 ; 00:33:04] <+johncook> Woo-hoo... they can conquer MY galaxy any day... [05/08/13 ; 00:33:05] <+johncook> If this is their boarding PARTY -- I surrender. [05/08/13 ; 00:33:06] <+EofS> Listening to more great BBC Comedy [05/08/13 ; 00:33:07] <+johncook> I PLAN on surrendering immediately. [05/08/13 ; 00:33:09] <+HoliShae> then again -even if i ghet stuck in admin all my life my creative side is satisfied by gift [05/08/13 ; 00:33:12] <+johncook> 4ok, vote4... [05/08/13 ; 00:33:27] <+HoliShae> vote4 plan [05/08/13 ; 00:33:32] <+johncook> vote4 plan [05/08/13 ; 00:33:38] <+CptThomas> vote4 bbc :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:33:39] <@ThunderDragon> vote4 handle [05/08/13 ; 00:33:44] <+HoliShae> meep [05/08/13 ; 00:33:50] <+EofS> Thomas - that was my idea :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:33:58] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 love [05/08/13 ; 00:34:01] <+HoliShae> vote4 homer [05/08/13 ; 00:34:05] <+HoliShae> donuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts [05/08/13 ; 00:34:09] <+CptThomas> vote4 that (looked ?) [05/08/13 ; 00:34:17] <+HoliShae> hm. [05/08/13 ; 00:34:26] <+HoliShae> i want a dirty dancing film cell [05/08/13 ; 00:34:30] <+johncook> final tally: plan 2, handle 1, love1, looked 1, bbc 1 (hey, how'd that get in there) [05/08/13 ; 00:34:35] <+HoliShae> im really annoyed that they are all USA based [05/08/13 ; 00:34:45] <+HoliShae> too far to post a huge framed montagre [05/08/13 ; 00:34:47] <+johncook> yep, will pass this one onto sevqueen [05/08/13 ; 00:34:47] <+HoliShae> montage [05/08/13 ; 00:35:04] <+EofS> And they're doing a politics/sport cross. So like the sports news, but with politics. At the end of speculating about the possible Blair transfer (he can play in the centre, on the right or on the left depending who he's talking to and what he wants) [05/08/13 ; 00:35:05] <+Whitestar8472> mrr :( [05/08/13 ; 00:35:23] <+EofS> "But now, back to the tragedy in Birmingham. Let's go to the cricket" [05/08/13 ; 00:35:28] <+HoliShae> id ove a signed print of swayzee and grey but im dubious about buying things liek THAT on ebay [05/08/13 ; 00:35:37] <+Whitestar8472> ack yeah [05/08/13 ; 00:35:42] <+johncook> very funny emma [05/08/13 ; 00:35:44] <+EofS> (For those who don't know, last week's cricket match was played in Birmingham ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:35:46] <+HoliShae> at least i KNOW dawson signed that piccie i have *polishes* [05/08/13 ; 00:35:57] <+CptThomas> frasier's on here :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:36:00] <+Whitestar8472> oh lol, Emma :D That makes more sense [05/08/13 ; 00:36:05] <+johncook> 4last comp now - The Pits [05/08/13 ; 00:36:10] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, we were there when she signed it *grin* [05/08/13 ; 00:36:11] <+johncook> 4L: I'll do the DISHES. W: I'll clean the bathroom. [05/08/13 ; 00:36:13] <+EofS> Thomas - whatever programme I click on is on here ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:36:14] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:36:17] <+EofS> Neutral [05/08/13 ; 00:36:19] <@ThunderDragon> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:36:24] <+Whitestar8472> kee [05/08/13 ; 00:36:25] <+Whitestar8472> p [05/08/13 ; 00:36:30] <+EofS> BBC keep huge amounts of radio comedy online [05/08/13 ; 00:36:44] <+HoliShae> i also have a signed treeworship[per original [05/08/13 ; 00:36:47] <+HoliShae> my brandon baby [05/08/13 ; 00:36:49] <+johncook> 4DISHES is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:36:50] <+johncook> 4L: Oops! Did I just hear the DOORBELL ring? W: No, but let's check it out anyway! [05/08/13 ; 00:36:53] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:36:55] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:36:58] <+Whitestar8472> aw! [05/08/13 ; 00:37:02] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:02] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:08] <+CptThomas> most lines don't match their facial expression [05/08/13 ; 00:37:12] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:12] <+johncook> 4DOORBELL is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:13] <+johncook> 4L - I suddenly need to IRON my underwear W - And I have a lightbulb I should change [05/08/13 ; 00:37:13] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:15] <+EofS> Thomas - I noticed that [05/08/13 ; 00:37:18] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:37:25] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:28] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:29] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:44] <+johncook> 4IRON is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:45] <+johncook> 4L: "Run away! Run away!" W: "It's every MAN for himself!" [05/08/13 ; 00:37:46] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:37:50] <+Whitestar8472> erm, wrong line [05/08/13 ; 00:37:59] <+johncook> I can always tweak their face expressions [05/08/13 ; 00:38:02] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:38:02] <+johncook> add eye lids [05/08/13 ; 00:38:08] <+johncook> the magic of computers [05/08/13 ; 00:38:09] <+Whitestar8472> cut for this line [05/08/13 ; 00:38:11] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:38:13] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:38:26] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:38:31] <+johncook> 4MAN is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:38:31] <+johncook> 4L: Is the video store still open? W: Does it MATTER? [05/08/13 ; 00:38:37] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:38:51] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:39:07] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:39:16] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:39:44] <+johncook> 4MATTER is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:39:45] <+johncook> 4Lance : Quick, MONOPOLY ! Wayne : You lay out the board, I'm the bank ! [05/08/13 ; 00:39:51] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:39:55] <+EofS> Monopoly! [05/08/13 ; 00:39:58] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:04] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:08] <+EofS> I pwned so much at Monopoly last week [05/08/13 ; 00:40:09] <+CptThomas> frasier's episode about the date with his gay boss (niles: "there's something dad wanted to tell you, but i won the coin toss" is still one of my favorite lines) ;-) [05/08/13 ; 00:40:10] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:14] <+johncook> 4MONOPOLY is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:15] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:16] <+johncook> 4-Uh, I need to call my MOTHER -I suddenly feel the urge to clean [05/08/13 ; 00:40:20] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:40:23] <+Whitestar8472> man, I haven't played that in AGES [05/08/13 ; 00:40:24] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:26] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:27] <+EofS> That's a great line [05/08/13 ; 00:40:33] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:40:42] <+HoliShae> I'm the dog would be funnier [05/08/13 ; 00:40:43] <+EofS> At one point Ben had to lend me £50 [05/08/13 ; 00:40:53] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:40:59] <+EofS> I won with £16 000 in money and buildings, and another 2 000 in properties [05/08/13 ; 00:41:05] <+Whitestar8472> eek, bet he's regretting that now *g* [05/08/13 ; 00:41:09] <+Whitestar8472> Nice one! [05/08/13 ; 00:41:13] <+HoliShae> lol [05/08/13 ; 00:41:17] <+HoliShae> nice e [05/08/13 ; 00:41:25] <+HoliShae> *pokes mishi* [05/08/13 ; 00:41:58] * +Whitestar8472 pokes back [05/08/13 ; 00:42:00] <+Whitestar8472> meep? [05/08/13 ; 00:42:05] <+HoliShae> brrp [05/08/13 ; 00:42:07] <+HoliShae> *poke* [05/08/13 ; 00:42:22] <+Whitestar8472> *poke* [05/08/13 ; 00:42:38] <+HoliShae> er [05/08/13 ; 00:42:39] <+CptThomas> are we breaking a record yet ? [05/08/13 ; 00:42:44] <+johncook> 4MOTHER is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:42:45] <+johncook> 4Lance: Yes, why don't you and Herman have a nice talk? Wayne: We'll be at the PUB! [05/08/13 ; 00:42:49] <+CptThomas> 1h42m if we started on time [05/08/13 ; 00:42:51] <+HoliShae> this woman i know on IA was offered a place on a vet nurse course in tyhe uk [05/08/13 ; 00:42:53] <+HoliShae> which is cool [05/08/13 ; 00:42:58] <+HoliShae> shes wanted to do a course [05/08/13 ; 00:42:58] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:42:59] <+Whitestar8472> Oooh [05/08/13 ; 00:43:04] <+johncook> cptthomas: we started about 10 minutes late [05/08/13 ; 00:43:06] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:43:11] <+Whitestar8472> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:43:13] <+CptThomas> oh, no records then [05/08/13 ; 00:43:14] <+johncook> the one where we judged 6 contests actually went over 2 hours [05/08/13 ; 00:43:16] <+CptThomas> only 1h30 [05/08/13 ; 00:43:19] <+HoliShae> BUT she is only just used to a full wage - she is 27 and has a degree in primatology and anthropology [05/08/13 ; 00:43:29] <+johncook> just imagine if there were more judges [05/08/13 ; 00:43:30] <+EofS> Two and a half as I recall [05/08/13 ; 00:43:37] <+johncook> 4PUB is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:43:39] <+HoliShae> people keep saying go fotr it and feck the debt but she isnt sure she can afford to lose th wage [05/08/13 ; 00:43:39] <+Whitestar8472> oh ouch - so she'd have to take quite a pay cut? [05/08/13 ; 00:43:43] <+johncook> 4L: Take one for the TEAM, Herman. W: He's my hero. [05/08/13 ; 00:43:43] <+HoliShae> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:43:47] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:43:48] <+CptThomas> having a functional majel usually helps :-) [05/08/13 ; 00:43:52] <+HoliShae> sorry [05/08/13 ; 00:43:54] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, I'd be reluctant to do that too [05/08/13 ; 00:43:56] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:43:56] <+HoliShae> revote keep [05/08/13 ; 00:43:57] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:44:14] <+Whitestar8472> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:44:16] <+HoliShae> i suggested if she has savings and or can get part time work in a bar r something she could dop it [05/08/13 ; 00:44:18] <+EofS> In our kitchen at work people pin up articles critical of ITV :0D [05/08/13 ; 00:44:23] <+Whitestar8472> lol Emma [05/08/13 ; 00:44:34] <+HoliShae> but why do many people just discard common sense with these things? its poor advice [05/08/13 ; 00:44:53] <+HoliShae> its one thing to follow your dreams and another to be foolish and just dive in [05/08/13 ; 00:44:59] <+Whitestar8472> yes [05/08/13 ; 00:45:01] <+EofS> "Where three people probably did used to do one person's job, most people I now know at ITV are doing three people's work" [05/08/13 ; 00:45:10] <+Whitestar8472> you want to live, but you've gotta be *able* to live in the process! [05/08/13 ; 00:45:28] <+johncook> 4TEAM is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:45:29] <+johncook> 4L: "We can still talk?" W: "Quick, must sever own VOCAL cords..." [05/08/13 ; 00:45:32] <+EofS> "you want to live, but you've gotta be *able* to live in the process!" - don't go into television then ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:45:34] <+johncook> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:45:43] <+Whitestar8472> Emma: I had no intention of doing so ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:45:47] <+CptThomas> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:45:52] <+EofS> Good, sensible girl [05/08/13 ; 00:45:53] <+HoliShae> far as i know she just finished paying her old college debts [05/08/13 ; 00:45:56] <+Whitestar8472> besides, my areas of training wouldn't suit TV! [05/08/13 ; 00:46:02] <+Whitestar8472> eek [05/08/13 ; 00:46:08] <+EofS> No? [05/08/13 ; 00:46:13] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:46:14] <+EofS> There's plenty of admin to be done in television [05/08/13 ; 00:46:16] <+Whitestar8472> cut (how ironic) [05/08/13 ; 00:46:18] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:46:19] <+CptThomas> ooh, live at the appollo on bbc1 [05/08/13 ; 00:46:25] <+EofS> Heck, I do mostly admin [05/08/13 ; 00:46:26] <+HoliShae> its kinda sad really [05/08/13 ; 00:46:27] <+johncook> 4VOCAL is cut [05/08/13 ; 00:46:28] <+johncook> 4L: WHAT about re-runs? W: Nevermind re-runs, how about 'We run!" [05/08/13 ; 00:46:31] <+Whitestar8472> keep! [05/08/13 ; 00:46:36] <+johncook> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:46:38] <+HoliShae> how many people leave their jobs in the hope oif finding work with animals [05/08/13 ; 00:46:41] <@ThunderDragon> cut [05/08/13 ; 00:46:43] <+EofS> Cut [05/08/13 ; 00:46:46] <+HoliShae> and they cant cos there are so few paid jobs there [05/08/13 ; 00:46:52] <+Whitestar8472> mrr :( [05/08/13 ; 00:46:56] <+CptThomas> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:46:56] <+HoliShae> keep [05/08/13 ; 00:47:19] <+HoliShae> rose tinted glassage [05/08/13 ; 00:47:23] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, Emma, but you have more training than I do in actual... TV things! [05/08/13 ; 00:47:48] <+HoliShae> you dont need training in tv if you only work in admin at itv or something mishi ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:47:59] <+johncook> 4WHAT is kept [05/08/13 ; 00:48:05] <+HoliShae> the only thing i know about mental health is its crazy and im in admin there ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:48:07] <+Whitestar8472> I dunno - what is kept? ;) [05/08/13 ; 00:48:17] <+CptThomas> dunno [05/08/13 ; 00:48:20] <+johncook> 4ok we're in the home stretch, 3 finalists to vote4 on: [05/08/13 ; 00:48:20] <+CptThomas> shouldn't you know ? [05/08/13 ; 00:48:20] <+johncook> L: I'll do the DISHES. W: I'll clean the bathroom. [05/08/13 ; 00:48:20] <+johncook> L: Take one for the TEAM, Herman. W: He's my hero. [05/08/13 ; 00:48:20] <+johncook> L: WHAT about re-runs? W: Nevermind re-runs, how about 'We run!" [05/08/13 ; 00:48:25] <+EofS> You don't need it, but you probably wouldn't get the job without it actually [05/08/13 ; 00:48:25] <+johncook> 4ok VOTE4... [05/08/13 ; 00:48:32] <+Whitestar8472> So is working for a lawyer who wants to run his own mediation service within a professional body's complaints department [05/08/13 ; 00:48:35] <+Whitestar8472> believe me, I KNOW [05/08/13 ; 00:48:35] <+johncook> vote4 team [05/08/13 ; 00:48:38] <+HoliShae> vote4 what [05/08/13 ; 00:48:49] <@ThunderDragon> vote4 dishes [05/08/13 ; 00:48:51] <+CptThomas> vote4 what [05/08/13 ; 00:48:52] <+Whitestar8472> vote4 what [05/08/13 ; 00:49:19] <+EofS> It's ridiculous really. I could have a first class honours degree and earn £250 a week. Before tax [05/08/13 ; 00:49:39] <+EofS> Gonna take me a good long time to pay off £9000 of student loans [05/08/13 ; 00:49:45] <+Whitestar8472> Ouch :\ [05/08/13 ; 00:49:47] <+HoliShae> having exp in a given sector helps you get a job and if two suitable candidates have the right experience but one has say.... worked at admin in bbc then they would probably be the one to get the job yes [05/08/13 ; 00:49:55] <+johncook> 4final tally team 1, what 3, dishes 1 [05/08/13 ; 00:49:58] <+Whitestar8472> *nods* [05/08/13 ; 00:50:03] <+johncook> 4WHAT wins [05/08/13 ; 00:50:07] <+CptThomas> i don't know [05/08/13 ; 00:50:09] <+CptThomas> don't you ? [05/08/13 ; 00:50:13] <+Whitestar8472> What wins? What won? [05/08/13 ; 00:50:17] <+HoliShae> woohoo [05/08/13 ; 00:50:18] <+CptThomas> "who won" [05/08/13 ; 00:50:21] <+HoliShae> one WASNT sq :) [05/08/13 ; 00:50:22] <+johncook> Who's on first, What wins [05/08/13 ; 00:50:25] <+Whitestar8472> hehe [05/08/13 ; 00:50:37] <+CptThomas> no, what's on second [05/08/13 ; 00:50:46] <+johncook> 4thus concludes our judging session and only 1 hour 40 minutes. Thanx everyone! [05/08/13 ; 00:50:50] <+EofS> *Dies* [05/08/13 ; 00:50:55] <+Whitestar8472> yay ;) 5 comps [05/08/13 ; 00:50:55] <+johncook> me too [05/08/13 ; 00:50:59] <+HoliShae> i think my school work exp with carmona (adults with special needs) helped me secure my current job at mental health [05/08/13 ; 00:51:00] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, me go die too [05/08/13 ; 00:51:03] <+Whitestar8472> *tiiiiired* [05/08/13 ; 00:51:09] <+CptThomas> *feels like he just ran a marathon* [05/08/13 ; 00:51:10] <+johncook> I'm going to crawl into a hole and gather my strength for another night of cricket ahead of me tonight [05/08/13 ; 00:51:20] <@ThunderDragon> Now it is decided. I'm gonna move. [05/08/13 ; 00:51:21] <+johncook> if Australia plays as badly though, I may make it an early night [05/08/13 ; 00:51:22] <+Whitestar8472> yeah, that could've had something to do with it if you were doing similar stuff [05/08/13 ; 00:51:24] <+CptThomas> gonna watch "live at the appollo" [05/08/13 ; 00:51:31] <+HoliShae> move where? [05/08/13 ; 00:51:32] <+Whitestar8472> enjoy! :D [05/08/13 ; 00:51:56] <@ThunderDragon> Karlshamn - about 950 km away from where I live now. [05/08/13 ; 00:52:05] <+EofS> John -at least you can watch it [05/08/13 ; 00:52:14] <+HoliShae> i do have a bit of an edge - i understand the job industry as far as requirements and job ads go etc etc [05/08/13 ; 00:52:18] <+johncook> EofS: I thought it was still free to air there [05/08/13 ; 00:52:20] <+HoliShae> and also interviews [05/08/13 ; 00:52:21] <+EofS> It is [05/08/13 ; 00:52:30] <+johncook> but? [05/08/13 ; 00:52:33] <+EofS> Channel 4's coverage is really good [05/08/13 ; 00:52:36] <+EofS> 1) No television [05/08/13 ; 00:52:40] <+HoliShae> meepo [05/08/13 ; 00:52:44] <+EofS> 2) Parents/cousin coming up to see me [05/08/13 ; 00:52:51] <+johncook> bummer! [05/08/13 ; 00:52:52] <+HoliShae> i watch C4 and T4 the most i thinl [05/08/13 ; 00:52:54] <+EofS> It was horrible at work today [05/08/13 ; 00:52:58] <+Whitestar8472> mrr :( [05/08/13 ; 00:53:01] <+EofS> TV by me didn't work :0P [05/08/13 ; 00:53:09] <+Whitestar8472> ouch, torture! [05/08/13 ; 00:53:09] <+EofS> At one point I could see we'd lost a wicket [05/08/13 ; 00:53:10] <+johncook> Is Channel 4 the one with Mark Nicholas, and that guy who does the analysis every couple of overs? [05/08/13 ; 00:53:12] <+HoliShae> E whren does your placement at ITV end/. [05/08/13 ; 00:53:14] <+HoliShae> ? [05/08/13 ; 00:53:16] <+EofS> But online wasn't updated [05/08/13 ; 00:53:26] <+Whitestar8472> ack [05/08/13 ; 00:53:35] <+EofS> John - uh, probably. All the cg stuff and showing where the balls are going? [05/08/13 ; 00:53:51] <+johncook> yeah, we get their coverage too. It is good. [05/08/13 ; 00:53:53] <+johncook> cu everyone, gaby wants me to play house building (involves a lot of dolls, teatowels and pillows) [05/08/13 ; 00:53:54] <+EofS> (I don't know who's on it, I have it on muted in the background at work) [05/08/13 ; 00:53:58] <+EofS> TA-ta [05/08/13 ; 00:54:00] <+Whitestar8472> hehe, aww! Enjoy :D [05/08/13 ; 00:54:02] <+EofS> Good luck with the cricket [05/08/13 ; 00:54:04] <+johncook> thanx again [05/08/13 ; 00:54:05] <+EofS> But not enough to win ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:54:08] <+Whitestar8472> heh! [05/08/13 ; 00:54:11] <+EofS> Petra - September 16th [05/08/13 ; 00:54:16] <+johncook> lol, was waiting for the 'but' [05/08/13 ; 00:54:17] <+EofS> I might stay on until Christmas [05/08/13 ; 00:54:22] <+EofS> *Pats* [05/08/13 ; 00:54:25] <+EofS> Poor Aussie John [05/08/13 ; 00:54:36] <+johncook> I don't need your pity [05/08/13 ; 00:54:41] <+HoliShae> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [05/08/13 ; 00:54:43] <+johncook> wait till the 5th test, then we'll see [05/08/13 ; 00:54:45] <+HoliShae> xmas bonusness [05/08/13 ; 00:54:58] <+HoliShae> ill miss my bonus if i amnt working then [05/08/13 ; 00:54:59] <+EofS> ROFLMAO! [05/08/13 ; 00:55:08] <+johncook> bye [05/08/13 ; 00:55:10] <+EofS> Christmas bonus? [05/08/13 ; 00:55:11] * Quits: johncook (~jfoc@203.212.151.***) (Quit: ) [05/08/13 ; 00:55:11] <+HoliShae> bye jc [05/08/13 ; 00:55:13] <+HoliShae> bah [05/08/13 ; 00:55:19] <+EofS> We're more likely to get Christmas redundancy [05/08/13 ; 00:55:22] <+Whitestar8472> :( [05/08/13 ; 00:55:23] <+HoliShae> many companies giev one [05/08/13 ; 00:55:34] <+HoliShae> at beginning of sept [05/08/13 ; 00:55:35] <+EofS> I'm familiar with the concept ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:55:40] <+HoliShae> i used to get double wage one week [05/08/13 ; 00:55:47] <+Whitestar8472> Christmas... bonus? What's that when it's at home? [05/08/13 ; 00:56:00] <+Whitestar8472> (no, we don't get one either) [05/08/13 ; 00:56:05] <+HoliShae> gods :s [05/08/13 ; 00:56:09] <+EofS> All ITV staff are currently getting a 'bonus' but it's actually leaving people with less money. Funny how this stuff works ;0) [05/08/13 ; 00:56:15] <+HoliShae> altho FAS pay my wages [05/08/13 ; 00:56:16] <+Whitestar8472> This IS the Institute we're talking about! [05/08/13 ; 00:56:32] <+EofS> So people who can normally scrape by, just, on their weekly income can't afford to that week [05/08/13 ; 00:56:32] * Joins: johncook (~jfoc@203.212.151.***) [05/08/13 ; 00:56:33] <+Whitestar8472> ouch [05/08/13 ; 00:56:34] <+HoliShae> i get 173 a week [05/08/13 ; 00:56:35] back again! [05/08/13 ; 00:56:37] <+EofS> Of course, last week I couldn't afford to eat [05/08/13 ; 00:56:38] <+Whitestar8472> wb! [05/08/13 ; 00:56:43] <+Whitestar8472> ack :( [05/08/13 ; 00:56:46] I forgot to log the session, don't suppose anyone has a log of it? [05/08/13 ; 00:56:48] <+EofS> Because I took leave. Therefore only got two days wages [05/08/13 ; 00:56:49] <+HoliShae> 172 if you deduct social club fee [05/08/13 ; 00:56:55] <+EofS> Can't log, sorry [05/08/13 ; 00:56:58] <+Whitestar8472> erk, dunno how well Chatzilla logs [05/08/13 ; 00:56:59] <+CptThomas> wb [05/08/13 ; 00:57:08] <+HoliShae> dunno about logs [05/08/13 ; 00:57:09] <+CptThomas> yup [05/08/13 ; 00:57:12] <+CptThomas> just a sec [05/08/13 ; 00:57:21] <+EofS> I worked out recently that my "pay rise" was actually a pay cut, technically [05/08/13 ; 00:57:22] <+HoliShae> unpaid leave? [05/08/13 ; 00:57:28] <+Whitestar8472> :\ End of #sevtrek buffer Sat Aug 13 00:57:28 2005