Session Start: Sat Aug 20 06:57:23 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:06] 10Competition 1: Smiling Stormblooper [07:06] :D [07:06] * Dhraakellian fiddles with his lego model of B5 that he made [07:06] Lots of potential this one had. [07:06] Oooh - do you have a picture? :D [07:06] gaby says hello to everyone [07:06] 12You're making us all look BAD [07:06] keep [07:06] keep [07:06] hello Gaby! [07:06] cut [07:06] keep [07:06] keep [07:06] cut [07:06] cut [07:06] hi Gaby [07:06] cut [07:06] cut [07:06] Hello !! [07:06] Cut [07:06] Hello! [07:06] Hi Gaby [07:06] hi [07:06] neutral [07:07] Gaby! [07:07] hi [07:07] *Pronounced Gabby, right ?* [07:07] hi [07:07] * Dhraakellian particles [07:07] 4CUT [07:07] cut [07:07] Gabby the babby [07:07] dam,n [07:07] doggy: yes [07:07] 12...so the admiral say, "That's no BANTHA, that's my wife!" [07:07] cut [07:07] Isn't she over the toddler phase yet / [07:07] cut [07:07] in fact, that's how everyone spells it which is a bit annoying [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:08] keep [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:08] neutral [07:08] neutral [07:08] neutral [07:08] keep [07:08] Better then "Gayby* [07:08] Gayby the bayby [07:08] It rhymes ! [07:08] 7KEEP FOR NOW [07:09] or gabbie [07:09] 12Bit of a bad time to get GIGGLY, isn't it? [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] Cut [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] 4CUT [07:10] 12You do know you're wearing a JOKE helmet; don't you? [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] Cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] neutral [07:10] 4CUT [07:10] Very cut [07:10] cut [07:10] 12Dude, read the MEMO - we're Clones, not Clowns... [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] neutral [07:10] cut [07:10] neutral [07:10] neutral [07:10] without the "dude" it would be slightly better [07:10] keep [07:10] yeah [07:10] yeah [07:10] keep [07:11] what wizz said [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] Keep with alteration [07:11] same [07:11] Could even just be "we're clones, not clowns" [07:11] true [07:11] Emma: agreed, that's what I probably would've changed it to [07:11] keep [07:11] Yay [07:11] 3KEEP [07:11] Soon Sev shall be mine, all mine I say [07:11] Hmmm, maybe "Hey,we're clones, not clowns" [07:12] or Psst instead of hey [07:12] 12You must be the NEW guy. [07:12] Yes psst is even better. [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] neutral [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] Keep [07:12] Psst is good [07:12] 3KEEP [07:13] 12No, we are NOT going to do the wave! [07:13] keep [07:13] Cut [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] neutral [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] Hmmm, change to cut [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] makes me think of mexican wave [07:14] yeah, I think that was it :) [07:14] Althought a crowd of Stormtroopers doing the wave would be funny. [07:14] 4CUT [07:14] hehe yeah! [07:14] 12Pssst, you've grabbed your PAYDAY Helmet by mistake. [07:14] neutral [07:14] neutral [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] neutral [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:15] Keep [07:15] ack it's stopped [07:15] 4CUT [07:15] 12One more chorus of "It's a SMALL World", and I _will_ shoot you. [07:15] cut [07:15] Cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] keep [07:15] keep [07:15] cut [07:15] ive got a luvverly bunch of coconuts [07:15] Not everyone knows "It's a small world" [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] all of them a standing in a row [07:16] I don't for example [07:16] * Dhraakellian knows of the song, but he doesn't get the joke [07:16] sorry, now I have an image of gremlins in my mind [07:16] 4CUT [07:16] 12Dude, your TRACHEA is *sooo* crushed... [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] * sewducky has left #sevtrek [07:16] * sewducky has joined #sevtrek [07:16] keep [07:16] Without "dude" [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] it makes me think 'why?' [07:16] Cut [07:17] 4CUT [07:17] * sewducky has left #sevtrek [07:17] Hmm [07:17] neutral [07:17] 12When they said "TRIGGER-happy", that's NOT what they meant! [07:17] keep [07:17] keep [07:17] keep [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] good line but again i say what... [07:17] cut [07:17] um... [07:17] Cut [07:17] mala cogitata? [07:17] neutral [07:17] Que ? [07:18] * Dhraakellian just bad-thoughtified that [07:18] cut [07:18] maybe this is only a scene youd get if you saw the movie [07:18] 4CUT [07:18] 12Turn that smile UPSIDE down! [07:18] cut [07:18] neutral [07:18] oops [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] neutral [07:18] neutral [07:18] keep [07:18] Neutral [07:19] keep [07:19] keep [07:19] 4CUT [07:20] 12Please, WIPE that smile off your face before Vapor does it for you! [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] 4CUT [07:21] 10FINAL MODE [07:21] ...so the admiral say, "That's no BANTHA, that's my wife!" [07:21] Dude, read the MEMO - we're Clones, not Clowns... [07:21] You must be the NEW guy. [07:21] BTW: The choices made for this weeks Terrible Two's are IMHO weak. I've seen much better ones that did not get the list [07:21] vote4 new [07:21] vote4 new [07:21] vote4 new [07:21] vote4 bantha [07:22] keep [07:22] vote4 new [07:22] vote4 memo [07:22] oops [07:22] vote4 new [07:22] vote4 memo [07:22] vote4 memo [07:22] vote4 new [07:22] theres a cef in town called Cafe Mimoi [07:22] Mimo [07:23] Isn't that pronounced Mymo ? [07:23] * sewducky has joined #sevtrek [07:23] wb [07:23] vote4 memo [07:23] mee- mo i think [07:23] wb [07:23] * Dhraakellian wonders what Mr. Moore thinks of this development [07:23] * Dhraakellian goes to eat [07:23] hehe [07:23] Doggyspew: give an example of a better Terrible Two [07:23] 14BANTHA - 1 | MEMO - 4 | NEW - 6 [07:24] I would be biased if I said my own entry. [07:24] vote 4 new [07:24] vote4 new [07:24] vote4 new [07:24] Yeah, and so's the money in your purse... [07:24] I'm switching my vote [07:24] 4BANTHA is CUT [07:24] Is a better terrible two a worse one? [07:24] "new" won? [07:25] sorry [07:25] e: don't confuse me [07:25] 14MEMO - 3 | NEW - 8 [07:25] 3NEW WINS! [07:25] John - but it's so easy *smiles angelicly* [07:25] awwww, lol [07:25] poor john [07:25] 10 Copetition 2 - Covered up Sev File [07:26] BTW, I've already sent this to the newspaper with one of my punchlines [07:26] so lets' see if you guys cut my punchline again like last week [07:26] 12And it looks like they're having Elvis's BABY too! [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] Just for opinions, my entry for TT was "Just wait till I'm old enough for therapy " [07:26] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] ARGH FREAKING JAMSTER AD, SHUTTUP!! [07:27] cut [07:27] eek! :-S [07:27] if you're using firefox, Michelle - look for the exntension called flashblock [07:27] 4CUT [07:27] was listening to "Phantom..." and was rudely interrupted! [07:27] ooh, thanks Ben - I'll do that! :D [07:27] 12ugh... what i wouldn't give for a simple DRUG bust. [07:27] Michelle - try mousing over one at work :0P With your computer not muted [07:27] cut [07:27] what a menace! ;-) [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] Cut [07:27] cut [07:27] eeeeek :O [07:28] cut [07:28] neutral [07:28] keep [07:28] keep [07:28] keep [07:28] 4CUT [07:28] aww [07:28] 12Muller, this are pictures from your last FAMILY reunion... [07:28] keep [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] im talking about psychadelic pancreas [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] Bit cliche IMO [07:28] keep [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:29] keep [07:29] cut [07:29] oh an radioactive liver [07:29] 4CUT [07:29] 12Did the file have to include an OOZE sample? [07:29] keep [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] keep [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:30] Neutral [07:30] cut [07:30] 4CUT [07:30] i dont like ny of these liunes really [07:30] 12This one was covered up for good REASON! [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:31] I like the last one [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] 4CUT [07:31] yeah, me too [07:31] Keep [07:31] 12SAME old, same old! [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] the family thing was nice [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:32] because mulders sister [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] Cut [07:32] * _5618_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [07:32] 4CUT [07:32] 12Mulder, this is your copy of SFX magazine. [07:32] cut [07:32] neutral [07:32] was abducted [07:32] neutral [07:32] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] keep [07:33] keep [07:33] cut [07:33] cut [07:34] 4CUT [07:34] 12Lemme guess, 'SWEEPS week'? [07:34] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] keep [07:34] i dont get that [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] Neutral [07:34] 4CUT [07:34] sweeps week is rating season so the tv shows pack all the exciting stuff in those episodes [07:34] Petra - in America, the cool episodes are in "sweeps week" although I have no clue what that is [07:35] 12Any WITNESSES besides these four kids and their dog? [07:35] Of course, over here we get them any old time so you don't realise it [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] Keep *giggles* [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] :D [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] I'm surprised so many people get it [07:35] keep! [07:35] the dog is a liar [07:35] FOURrrrrrr [07:35] i know, the cat told me [07:35] neutral [07:35] never mind the [07:35] enid.. [07:35] * _5618_ has joined #sevtrek [07:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +o _5618_ [07:35] fab [07:35] fdan [07:35] that's my favourite line :D [07:35] thingie [07:35] come fly with me, come let's fly awaaaay, the duck sang [07:35] 3KEEP! WITNESSES WINS! [07:36] Yay [07:36] that was the only one surviving? [07:36] lol [07:36] *pluck [07:36] * [07:36] Yeah. [07:36] Ye [07:36] maybe it should get police protection [07:36] 10Compo 3 - Paper duckie [07:36] How To Cook A Naked Duck in Purple Peach Sauce [07:36] 12I'll take my duckie to where it'll be more APPRECIATED! [07:36] * Leander cheers up [07:36] That is presumably the first ever Enid Blyton joke in Sev [07:37] oh, a paper one...hmmm [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] neutral [07:37] And hopefully the first ever X-Files/Enid Blyton crossover [07:37] cut [07:37] Cut [07:37] (paper cut?) [07:37] *g* [07:37] cut [07:37] E: don't you think it was scooby? [07:37] I thought it was a scooby-doo thing [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] Just for opinions, my entry for TT was "Just wait till I'm old enough for therapy " [07:37] keep [07:37] cut [07:37] and cut [07:37] it was more likely a scooby [07:37] but hey it works as enid too [07:37] me too [07:37] 4CUT [07:37] hehhehheh [07:37] Oh! Scooby Doo! [07:38] Doggy: that's a good one although I think it might have been used before - that's probably why I didn't make it a finalist [07:38] I totally took it as Famous Five [07:38] scooby [07:38] 4Geez...everyones a CRITIC! [07:38] scooby dooby [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] * ThunderDragon wants to read the last two Famous Five books [07:38] neutral [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] I never thought of it as famous 5 although now you mention it, they are 4 kids and a dog (Wendy has a huge Enid Blyton collection) [07:39] 4CUT [07:39] 12She should have looked closer, I cut my duckie out of her new black DRESS. [07:39] Mystery Inc always looked like adults to me [07:39] cut [07:39] Cut [07:39] keep [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] too long [07:39] keep, though a bit long, perhaps? [07:39] i thought of scooby AND enid but more scooby due to spookyness [07:39] cut [07:39] Plus cartoons which played a huge part of most people's childhoods didn't feature in mine at all, so I don't take to make the links [07:39] cut [07:39] * Throws Scoobysnack* [07:40] 4CUT [07:40] *munches* ;-) [07:40] 12Art HATER! [07:40] grr [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] Cut [07:40] cut [07:40] *plucks leander and his duckling too8 [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] 4CUT [07:40] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [07:40] cut [07:40] 12No IMAGINATION what. so. ever. [07:40] Can I apply for Swan Protection anywhere? [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] Neutral [07:41] cut [07:41] neutral [07:41] you aint no swan ;) [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] I know, but maybe they can be my bodyguards? :-P [07:41] keep [07:41] cut [07:41] *pluck* [07:41] 4CUT [07:42] I never thought of it as famous 5 although now you mention it, they are 4 kids and a dog (Wendy has a huge Enid Blyton collection) [07:42] *paints you pink when you are all plucked - FUSCIA pink* [07:42] oops [07:42] alright, I'll just settle for the girafe [07:42] keep [07:42] Echo! [07:42] 12Don't listen to her, ducky, she's just JEALOUS. [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] neutral [07:42] cut [07:42] tried arrow keying my keep [07:42] keep [07:42] run, duckie, run! [07:42] neutral [07:42] aw, this one's sweet [07:42] keep [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] ack [07:42] I love how the person spelt duckie incorrectly :0) [07:43] 4CUT [07:43] heh [07:43] yeah [07:43] 12To you, MAYBE. To me, Duckie! [07:43] keep [07:43] cut [07:43] keep! [07:43] cut [07:43] well i do do it both ways [07:43] keep [07:43] keep [07:43] Neutral [07:43] I like this one, it's unexpected [07:43] spell it [07:43] neutral [07:43] keep [07:43] nautral [07:43] I T [07:43] keep [07:43] ha [07:44] i used to get caught out in those [07:44] 'explosive. spell it [07:44] ha ha [07:44] 3KEEP [07:44] sewducky - I don't deny both are possible, although I would personally always use ducky. But in the strip it's duckie so duckie it should stay in punchlines ;0) [07:44] 12Paper to you, PRECIOUS to me. [07:44] cut [07:44] cut [07:44] aol messenger wouldn't let me use sewducky for a while [07:44] cut [07:44] neutral [07:44] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] duckie would be how I'd spell it in "usual" online sev communications. (but that's just me. *angel eyes*) [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] Cut [07:45] cut [07:45] 4CUT [07:45] This one is too LotR, would be old in time [07:45] Leander, duky <--FOUR letters? [07:45] DUCK [07:45] 3MAYBE wins! [07:46] aaah, but the ie bit? eh...duie [07:46] !summon Cats [07:46] * Dhraakellian watches DoggySpew get nibbled to death [07:46] lol! :D [07:46] duck, I can live with that [07:46] Ah! It is you! [07:46] I like cats [07:46] i use both cuz there was a time wher i couldn't use ducky so i did duckie instead [07:47] evil aol [07:47] 10JS over. For now... [07:47] AOL = evil ;) [07:47] MS = icky [07:47] ok, bye-bye everyone! [07:47] seeya [07:47] woah, that was a quick one, relatively speaking [07:47] but anyways it's easier cuz if peple misspell it it's allright [07:47] oooh, goodnight [07:48] i'll leave as well. bye! [07:48] G'night Iris! [07:48] Anyway, next week at this time I'll be in my new apartment. [07:48] bye [07:48] * TheAmnesiacOne has left #sevtrek [07:48] night, Guido [07:48] I'll join the leaving party too [07:48] * Dhraakellian uses all the services, but spites them by using a third-party client [07:48] thanx thunder [07:48] * Miguel has quit IRC (Quit: wait for me!) [07:48] heh ;) [07:48] Gazebo [07:48] ehm, this one didn't need a vote4 round either? [07:48] evidently not! [07:48] nah but I like all the winners [07:48] looks like it [07:48] And I'll even have internet, according to my ISP. So a large chance of me showing up. [07:48] I'm going, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! [07:48] * Leander looks with perplexed eyes [07:48] well, the scooby one wasn't my fav but still ok [07:48] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote) [07:49] * DoggySpew has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.) [07:49] Understanding is a three-edged sword [07:50] ...your side, their side and the truth! [07:50] and a real pain to sit on [07:50] lol! [07:50] ... [07:50] but very strong [07:50] The Truth shall make ye fret [07:50] (yeah yeah, wrong season, I know!) [07:50] cuz it triangular [07:50] well, the sevilians are dropping like flies so I might go have breakfast with Wend and Gabs [07:51] cu and thanx everyone for judging [07:51] :-) [07:51] gazebo [07:51] have a good breakfast! :D [07:51] bye jc [07:51] I might not make it next week [07:51] will do [07:51] mmm yeah [07:51] aw :( [07:51] Miguel might steal my net access [07:51] Or rather, is stealing [07:51] * Dhraakellian , as usually, won't make it next week, barring unforeseen circumstances [07:51] s/usually/usual/ [07:52] * Dhraakellian sets Leander's duck on fire [07:52] i wonder what made the window freeze for me [07:52] * Dhraakellian wonders who gets the reference there [07:52] ouch, I'm too hot to handle [07:52] ...nope, that went sailing right over my head ;) [07:53] and no, ducks do NOT make a "psssssshhhht" like sound. We try to avoid frying pans [07:53] 1,1Schlock Mercenary [07:53] no durring the 1st comp it just stop bringing up stuff [07:53] like the chatt stopped [07:54] were you scrolled up slightly? [07:54] no [07:54] tryied scrolling [07:54] tried sending [07:54] :-S [07:55] weird [07:55] and nothing really provoked it so i dis connected and reconected [07:55] the school has a new security thing [07:56] resnet [07:56] .kmb [07:56] weird [07:56] leandr leander leander [07:56] we have to log on for internet access [07:56] i happen to KNOW you go SPLOOSH [07:56] no, I will not step into the oven [07:56] that was random! [07:57] oh well it works now [07:57] no no [07:57] this is a POT [07:57] of water [07:57] which i plopped you into [07:57] ahhhhh [07:57] and it is boilinbg [07:57] and bye bye feathers [07:57] could you throw in a life jacket? I'm drowning [07:57] :-P [07:57] thats the point honey [07:57] *adds pepper* [07:57] *sneezes* [07:58] a duck sneezing [07:58] aaaachoooooooooo [07:58] give 'em to me - I need 'em for fletching! ;) [07:58] 'aQUUUULP' [07:58] eek [07:58] http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050620.html [07:59] * sewducky flies south [07:59] aww [07:59] http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050621.html [07:59] http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050622.html [07:59] good thinking....it's a masacre here! [08:00] you know what a duck tastes nice with [08:00] pancaes [08:00] pancakes [08:00] *offers spring onions and hoisin sauce* [08:00] mm [08:00] but you need to shred the duck [08:01] ehm, can I just taste the pancakes for you and get the hell out of your kitchen? [08:01] nope [08:01] lol [08:01] you are on the pancakes once i slice / disce / grate and shhred you ;) [08:02] shred thee with ardour [08:02] meh, I need to go into hiding! China, perhaps. *thinks*...no wait, bad idea [08:03] hehe, bad idea... [08:03] australia? [08:03] i can't spell [08:03] yes, sounds perfect.....that would be far away from those maniacs. ;-) [08:03] ah yeah, but does John like duck? ;) [08:04] thats closer to china than ireland [08:04] would be a bit of a flight, but I can spend the following season in hibernation mode to recover [08:04] or his kitties [08:04] Duck is the yummiest meat [08:04] spit it out, spit it out! [08:04] I've never been overly keen on it, to be honest *hides* [08:04] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 20 08:04:43 2005