Session Start: Sat Sep 10 07:02:24 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:04] 4starting judging session [07:04] Cricket, the sport of the British empire. [07:04] empty bags tho? [07:04] ooo chinese [07:04] doggy: typical, first time since 1st test that we're winning and it rains [07:04] * Whitestar8472 wonders if we're striking back... [07:04] 4we'll start with the Sev Wars sunday [07:04] 4BLAME Lucas - he keeps yelling "Cut!" [07:05] keep [07:05] cut [07:05] Typically Brittish I'd say. [07:05] neutral [07:05] keep [07:05] keep [07:05] John -yeah, someone was explaining today that we WANT rain [07:05] cut [07:05] keep [07:05] Praying for some nice British rain :0) [07:05] Cut [07:05] cut [07:05] meaning that the rain stopy next july? :P [07:05] heh :P [07:05] Yeah, basically [07:06] (Although more likely June. We tend to get a couple of weeks of summer in June. Then back to perpetual autumn) [07:06] 4BLAME is kept for now [07:06] 4Wait till you see the director's CUTS... [07:06] I want rain. Since I moved here it has been sunny and VERY hot outside. Every day. [07:06] cut [07:06] keep [07:06] cut -- [07:06] cut [07:06] cut [07:06] keep [07:06] cut [07:06] *sniffs the onion rings* [07:06] they smell very.. chippy [07:06] cut [07:06] Cut [07:06] damn those are large [07:07] 4CUTS is cut [07:07] 4Fighting with laser-swords will DO that! [07:07] cut [07:07] (how appropriate ;)) [07:07] cut [07:07] cu [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] yeah, even I can do wordplays with this week's comp [07:07] The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain [07:07] 4DO is cut [07:07] 4How ELSE do you end a swordfight? [07:07] thanks for getting that stuck in my head, Laurens... :P ;) [07:07] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] Cut [07:08] Actually, the rain in spain falls mainly down the slopes of the mountains. [07:08] 4ELSE is cut [07:08] 4These FILMS cost an arm and a leg to make. [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] neutral [07:09] How ironic, having to cut these lines. [07:09] Cut [07:09] heh [07:09] 4FILMS is cut [07:09] 4They don't call it "HACK writing" for nothing! [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:10] 4HACK is cut [07:10] 4They don't call it "HACK writing" for nothing! [07:10] oops [07:10] sorry [07:10] 4Cuz the actors are all HACKS! [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] I don't blame the actors, I do blame the writing. [07:10] 4HACKS is cut [07:10] 4When you're in a Sev Wars movie, everyone wants a PIECE of you. [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:10] neutral [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] Cut [07:11] keep [07:11] emma: kicked out of msn? [07:11] 4PIECE is cut [07:11] 4"Set lightsevers on STUN" just doesn't sound right! [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] neutral [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] Guido - nope, still there I think [07:12] did you get my last line (re storms)? [07:13] (cause you're shown offline to me) [07:13] Nope [07:13] 4STUN is kept [07:13] Did you get my lalalalala? [07:13] dunno if it's the cartoon but you guys are in a cutting mood [07:13] no [07:13] ('scuse us, just having a private conversation in public ;0) [07:13] john, you do realise that 4 out of these 9 lines were from one person? are they all from the top x funniest lines? [07:13] time to vote4 the winner [07:13] John - nope, just the punchlines ;0) [07:14] BTW: JC. What is it with those RAAAUGH screams in your old comics ? [07:14] hmm, I didn't mind these ones [07:14] doggy: i dunno, it seemed a good idea at the time :-) [07:14] I kinda like Nightmare on Crungebucket St, has a quaint charm [07:14] 4"Set lightsevers on STUN" just doesn't sound right! [07:14] 4"Set lightsevers on STUN" just doesn't sound right! [07:14] 4"Set lightsevers on STUN" just doesn't sound right! [07:14] ahem [07:14] yes, we got that line ;) [07:14] meep? [07:14] 4BLAME the director - he keeps yelling "Cut!" [07:15] phew, finally got my cut and pasting working [07:15] please vote4 [07:15] It sounds like someone having a bad meal. [07:15] vote4 BLAME [07:15] * Wizzard abstains due to unfunny punchlines [07:15] point your fork in the right direction [07:15] vote4 blame [07:15] vote4 stun [07:15] vote4 blame [07:15] vote4 blame [07:15] vote4 blame [07:15] stun dosn't seem to fit as well [07:15] vote4 blame [07:15] i agree [07:15] vote2 abstain [07:15] contrarE ;) [07:16] http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=3801&productId=158624&Trail=C%24cip%3D28568.Furniture%3EC%24cip%3D28593.Office%2Bfurniture%3EC%24cip%3D28599.Computer%2Bhideaway%2Bworkstations&categoryId=28599&clickfrom=name [07:16] mmm new desk [07:16] hope it fits so i can open the friggin door... [07:16] 4Final tally STUN 1, BLAME 5, ABSTENANCES 2 [07:16] that's not a URL, that's a heartattack on a few lines [07:16] Oooh, spiffy. [07:16] its a marathon url [07:16] Nice desk! [07:17] and room on the lower shelf for fundraising stuff so i can make space under my bed [07:17] i like the shutter thingie [07:17] I guess BLAME wins [07:17] 4moving onto Pits contest [07:18] 4Well, squirming keeps my BACK flexible. [07:18] blame it on the narf [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] neutral [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] neutral [07:18] Cut [07:19] This contest reminds me of the bad old days.*Curses gymclass* [07:19] doggy: to me it's the scary present as it's what's happening in my life right now [07:20] Yeah, but YOU are an adult. [07:20] 4BACK is cut [07:20] 4Will those BIG guys in little shirts be there again? [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] Getting this stuff when you where young is just hell. [07:20] neutral [07:20] doggy: doesn't stop me from feeling like a complete fool in an aerobics class [07:20] neutral [07:20] cut [07:20] Cut [07:20] cut [07:20] HAHAHAHAHA [07:20] Sorry, was just picturing that John ;0) [07:20] (go line dancing instead ;)) [07:21] You mean with those old eighties gymsuits ? [07:21] (I really should take my own advice and go back :P ) [07:21] Emma: thanx, I needed mockery of me exercising from the other side of the planet :-) [07:21] i wanted to practise my swing tonight [07:21] and its pouring cats and dogs out there] [07:21] doggy: yep, with a headband and leg warmers (that's in the next Pits toon) [07:21] Why aerobics ? Why not some powertraining ? [07:22] 4BIG is cut [07:22] 4 Would I have to leave my COMPUTER? [07:22] *ruff!* *meeeeow* *ruff* *meeeeow!!* [07:22] cut [07:22] (raining cats and dogs ;)) [07:22] shae: poor cats & dogs. [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] John - I'm always pleased to oblige [07:22] keep [07:22] cut [07:22] doggy: monday is the only day wend and I can go together and they have this class called 'body attack' on at that time. We've done it once, it took me a week to recover from the attack [07:23] Well, it's probably better then when it's raining men. [07:23] keep [07:23] (hallelujah! ;)) [07:23] 4COMPUTER is cut [07:23] 4 Just watch me DODGE this question! [07:23] its raining sev [07:23] keep [07:23] keep [07:23] keep [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] neutral [07:24] neutral [07:24] remember 'the temprature is rising the n*&^ is way down low, sevilians are horny better the devil you know' [07:24] cut [07:24] lol [07:24] 4DODGE is kept [07:24] 4Only exercises in FUTILITY. [07:24] cut [07:24] I'm like Homer. I like the song. [07:24] keep [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] neutral [07:25] 4FUTILITY is cut [07:25] 4Not my job; that's a HARDWARE problem. [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:25] heep [07:25] keep [07:25] keep [07:25] Neutral [07:25] cut [07:25] neutral [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:26] 4HARDWARE is kept [07:26] 4Well, my HEART rate went way up just now. [07:26] keep [07:26] cut [07:26] I never liked gymclass, since I was fat. Now that I'm not fat anymore, I'm getting interrested again. [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] keep [07:26] neutral [07:26] neutral [07:26] oh dogs... [07:26] cut [07:26] i just realised i wanna upload a photo and i havent done this yet on cpanel [07:27] :S [07:27] Neutral [07:27] doggy: I'm mainly doing it so I can keep Wend company. I think she's quietly hoping I'll become a bit more buff [07:27] * Glorendil has joined #sevtrek [07:27] Hey, that would be nice. Bit more muscle. [07:27] hi glor [07:27] Hi all! [07:27] 4HEART is kept [07:27] 4I have LANCE do that for me! [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] hey there! [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:28] not too keen on that line [07:28] Cut [07:28] cut [07:28] I guess I came in the middle [07:28] 4LANCE is cut [07:28] 4Does vigorous MOUSE clicking count? [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] neutral [07:28] cut [07:28] But to really get muscles, you probably must start pushing some weights. [07:28] keep [07:28] Glorendil: nearly done actually, 3 punchlines to go [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] so I guess I came in the end :-) [07:29] doggy: yeah, we're doing weights, all that stuff (but the main problem is after going to the gym, I'm always ravenous afterwards which undoes allt he good work) [07:29] well hey, you didn't miss the vote4 round though ;) [07:29] * Nemi has joined #sevtrek [07:29] Muscles are icky :0P [07:29] Hi Nemi [07:29] hola [07:29] yes, that's why we usually have them covered in meat [07:29] hi [07:29] hi [07:29] er,,,, [07:30] dummy? [07:30] No, that won't undo the muscle. But you probably get fatter AND stronger. [07:30] hi [07:30] 4MOUSE is kept [07:30] 4Does vigorous MOUSE clicking count? [07:30] oops [07:30] 4I've decided to get my MUSCLES on Ebay. [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] Cut [07:31] whee, I made it in time to judge! :P [07:31] hmmm. [07:31] doggy: well, when I look like arnie, I'll replace my current photo with a new one of my biceps :-) [07:31] John -EW! :0P [07:31] JC: If you have a craving after the gym, eat a salad filled with a lot of lettuce... you can get fat on that. [07:31] "MUscles are icky" [07:31] nemi: 2 punchlines to go :-) [07:31] Whoa, too much info when you do that. [07:31] yep, lucky me [07:31] lettuce makes you fat? [07:32] how? [07:32] 4MUSCLES is cut [07:32] 4Does SPEED typing count? [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] keep [07:32] DOH! I meant can't! [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] Cut [07:32] keep [07:32] Like everyting, too much is never good. Too much muscle, too much fat. [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] You should eat dust [07:32] I even got one of each (cut/keep) in!! [07:32] Very low in fat is dust [07:32] (yay) [07:32] I don't think too much muscle is ever gonna be a danger [07:32] I love my food too much to become a gym junkie [07:33] if anything, my mindset is 'hey I did some exercise, I've earned a pigout' [07:33] cut [07:33] if you have too much muscle that you are unable to move your arms sufficiently to put food in your mouth, then it's a danger. [07:33] Well, look at Arnie, he's had heartproblems. [07:33] yeah but that's genetic, spewy [07:33] my brother's got an offer to play professional (american) football in .... uh, somewhere in.... belgium or something, I think [07:33] and his muscled heart is what kept him alive mostly [07:33] *if* he gains a lot of weight [07:33] 4SPEED is kept [07:34] 4okay, moving into the vote4 stage - here are the 5 finalists: [07:34] Just watch me DODGE this question! [07:34] Not my job; that's a HARDWARE problem. [07:34] Well, my HEART rate went way up just now. [07:34] Does vigorous MOUSE clicking count? [07:34] Does SPEED typing count? [07:34] fat, muscle, doesn't matter as long as it's bulk [07:34] they play professional american football in belgium??? [07:34] 4ok, you can vote4 [07:34] Ooh well, I have no muscle at all. [07:34] vote4 HARDWARE [07:34] vote4 SPEED [07:34] vote4 dodge [07:34] voe4 mouse [07:34] vote4 SPEED [07:34] vote4 dodge [07:35] vote4 mouse [07:35] I think they play it everywhere, wizz.... I didn't even know they did in sweden until he joined [07:35] vote4 hardware [07:35] The Subuteo World Cup was in Belgium the other week [07:35] yes, but professional? [07:35] vote4 hardware [07:35] vote4 hardware [07:35] as in being paid for it and being able to live from it? [07:35] well with macdonalds' prices lately... it might work out [07:35] 4FINAL TALLY: HARDWARE 3, SPEED 2, DODGE 2, MOUSE 2 (dang, pretty even actually) [07:36] there are 4 for harware [07:36] well I don't remember exactly where, I just said belgium cus I think it's in that general area :P [07:36]