Session Start: Sat Sep 24 06:57:03 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:08] 12st competition: sunday [07:08] ahh whew, maybe? ;) [07:08] The third Dutchie joins [07:08] so did u raid smashbox? [07:08] *small voice* yes... [07:08] big turn out of judges today - you would've thought I'd announced this was the last JS again :-) [07:08] good sev, I'm too late? wizzard running, so there's only 5 mins left of this week's js? :-P [07:08] not more lipstick?! [07:08] *small voice* yes... [07:08] 7 Want us to BEAM you down again? [07:08] lol [07:09] lol [07:09] michelle you have one set of lips... [07:09] It isn't the last right ? [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] lol [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] I know... and your point is...? ;) [07:09] 3 Not beamed down yet [07:09] unless yor gonna use itr on your bum as well youll never get through all those lippies [07:09] lol [07:10] they degrade u know ;) [07:10] 7 This is why I never push any BUTTONS. [07:10] eeeeew.... no, I don't think I'll go that far, ta :P [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] sticky bum [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] neutral [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] oh btw... I FOUND some of those Guinness chocolate bars! :O [07:11] 4 The "cut" button was pushed more [07:11] shock [07:11] Guinnes chocolate bars ? [07:11] *mutters about crimes against chocolate* [07:11] Which toon is this? The site won't load [07:11] 7He did more DAMAGE than the alien ship did! [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:11] yeah. They sell them in Dublin airport's duty free shop [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] sunday [07:11] neutral [07:11] keep [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] I have no idea what's in the Sunday comp. Description anyone? [07:11] im pretty sure theres other places in dublin that sells it [07:12] i just dont know where exactly [07:12] 3No damage done to this punchline [07:12] piker testing his ejection seat [07:12] ejection buton [07:12] john - there are 2 DAMAGE punchlines [07:12] Oh yeah, I remember it [07:12] 7They missed us and we still took DAMAGE. [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] Cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] glor: oh well, it's manual so we can improvise :-) [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] herman exercising? should be good for a lauhgh ------------ ill have u know my husband is totally at home in a gym [07:12] herman in gym gea [07:13] cut [07:13] 4Too much damage now [07:13] lol [07:13] 7You do know we're in DEEP space, right? [07:13] cu [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] t [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] there, one of the damage punchlines were cut, easy peasy! [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] heh [07:13] keep [07:13] JC: yup [07:13] Keep [07:13] * RapidSiteBite is now known as CatConfidential [07:14] 3Kept [07:14] 7Number one, you're FIRED. [07:14] No funny line ? [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] neutral [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] neutral [07:14] DS - Guido? Funny? [07:14] neutral [07:14] Hahahaha [07:14] cut [07:14] Keep [07:14] keep [07:14] I asked my flatmates how their day was. "Eet was good, we fineeshed owr ezzayz" "How many words?" "Three thowsand. In Engleesh!" "That's more words than in French I suppose, because you get to put all those "de"s and "le"s" [07:14] Maybe he learned ? [07:15] 3can't do the obvious pun here [07:15] scrabble using net terms and 'words' = hard [07:15] (Oh yeah, two of my housemates are French, hence the comedy accents ;0) [07:15] hell yes! [07:15] 7What a pity his IQ couldn't have gone up with him. [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] I kept wanting to use netspeak when playing Scrabble with my parents recently. They wouldn't let me. Or German words [07:15] neutral [07:15] Cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] Top ten? [07:15] lol, aw ;) [07:15] wiz: that's the worst thing,when there's a perfect pun for ap unchword if it's cut then it's kept and vica versa [07:15] keep [07:16] mishi abd i played a game where you could only use net terms [07:16] 4what a pity the keeps didn't go up with him [07:16] i di sev [07:16] and narf [07:16] 7That will now be called "The PIKER Maneuver." [07:16] keep [07:16] keep [07:16] keep [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] Neutral [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] *Goes to check on foooood* [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:17] *Gets out of E's way* [07:17] 3kept [07:17] what a well executed maneuver [07:17] 7I like it! Have one installed under the Chancellor's SEAT as well! [07:17] rather! [07:17] :-) [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] neutral [07:17] cut [07:17] keep, tough perhaps a bit long? [07:17] i presume the counselor's seat was meant? [07:17] keep , but I think he meant COUNSELOUR [07:17] mioshi youve gone all posh on me [07:17] (though) [07:17] shouldn't that be the "counselor's" ? [07:18] neutral [07:18] it would be more funny hat way! [07:18] *Hears echo* [07:18] that* [07:18] keep [07:18] (although it could work at least in this country at the moment) [07:18] yes to counsellor [07:18] arg, now I'm thinking bad thoughts about troi marrying palpatine.....sorry...*washes brain* [07:18] change vote [07:18] KEEP [07:18] leander: Ewwwwww [07:18] 3kept [07:19] now i know why palpatine went evil :-) [07:19] Leander: huh??? [07:19] 7SENSORS just went offline...can you see the enemy from there? [07:19] keep [07:19] Pass the brain bleach, please... [07:19] "And what are your feelings about the Jedi?" [07:19] cut [07:19] keep [07:19] ;) [07:19] lol! [07:19] keep [07:19] keep [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] keep [07:19] keep [07:19] "i have a bad feeling about this" just doesn't sound the same anymore :-) [07:19] Leander: lol [07:19] ;-) [07:20] cut [07:20] *Puts up "Lose Control" by Missy Elliot.* [07:20] 3Sensors are online again: kept [07:20] 7Mr. Barf, I just had an idea for a new projectile WEAPON... [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:21] keep [07:21] keep :-P [07:21] aw, I liked this one [07:21] 4said weapon was fired very quickly [07:21] fired at will? :-P [07:21] lol [07:21] Heh [07:21] 127 lines left, stand by... [07:21] more "fire (at) will" [07:21] d'oh [07:22] 127 lines left, stand by... [07:22] wow brb [07:22] (screw the colours) [07:22] losing your touch? [07:22] 7 lines left, one moment [07:22] Homer Wizzard ? [07:22] W'omer [07:22] ha [07:22] * Glorendil brings a screwdriver, and tries to work on the colors... [07:23] 7 vote for one of the following lines: [07:23] Want us to BEAM you down again? [07:23] He did more DAMAGE than the alien ship did! [07:23] You do know we're in DEEP space, right? [07:23] Number one, you're FIRED. [07:23] That will now be called "The PIKER Maneuver." [07:23] I like it! Have one installed under the Chancellor's SEAT as well! [07:23] SENSORS just went offline...can you see the enemy from there? [07:23] vote4 sensors [07:23] vote4 sensors [07:23] vote4 fired [07:23] vote4 beam [07:23] vote4 seat (as long as it's the counselor's seat!) [07:23] vote4 sensors [07:23] vote4 seat [07:23] vote4 PIKER [07:23] the red bits connected to the green bit the green bits connected to the yellow thing the yellow things connected to the pink yolk the pink yolks connected to the blue slime.... [07:23] vote4 food [07:23] vote4 damage [07:24] changevote2 piker [07:24] E: lol [07:24] vote4 damage [07:24] vote4 piker [07:25] votereally4 piker [07:25] Tough decision [07:25] im gonna stab this website to smitherines when it shows its face, just to show it how rude it is being down [07:25] changevote2 fired [07:26] which site? [07:26] * EofS offers food around channel [07:26] mine [07:26] So you stab a site when it's down ? [07:26] ouch [07:26] dude im s'plodey... but ta [07:26] 12BEAM 1 -- DAMAGE 2 -- FIRED 2 -- PIKER 5 -- SENSORE 3 [07:26] * sewducky tates food [07:26] no i will when it pops back up ;) [07:26] yumm [07:26] *accepts* Ta, Emma [07:26] 12Everybody please vote again: PIKER or SENSORS [07:26] tastes [07:26] (which reminds me, I need to get food after this) [07:27] vote4 piker [07:27] change vote2 piker [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] in that case... [07:27] vote4 piker [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] i can't spell [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] ugh [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] vote4 sensors [07:27] come on, piker is funnier ! [07:27] * Doctor_Jonas has joined #sevtrek [07:27] no it's not... [07:27] i reluctantly vote [07:27] Hi! [07:27] hi [07:27] hi [07:27] well hello [07:27] Hello. [07:27] yes it is :p [07:27] lo [07:27] hi Dr [07:27] hi :-) [07:27] Hi Guillermo [07:27] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +v Doctor_Jonas [07:27] Hi Emma [07:28] DS: No it's not :-OP [07:28] DOH! [07:28] I don't really like either of them, but 'sensors' has the edge :P [07:28] seventeen people here... what happened? [07:28] Glor has a nosering? [07:28] JB - funny punchlines? [07:28] someone died [07:28] heh [07:28] me i think [07:28] JC been uttering "last js" again ?? [07:28] 12Final vote: 4PIKER 3 12 -- 3SENSORS 7 [07:28] that chicken ball pushed me over the edge [07:28] JB - funny punchlines? > Now, seriously [07:28] hi JB ;) [07:28] then a great bog cockrel fell on me [07:28] vote4 PIKER [07:28] chicken ball? *envies* :P ;) [07:28] 20 people (at least) died when a bus blew up in Texas [07:29] Good evening, Wizz [07:29] lol! [07:29] E: Me? Nosering??? [07:29] But that's probably not what you meant ;0) [07:29] @ Petra that is [07:29] 12SENSORS won [07:29] Glor - the O in your smiley [07:29] oh I see, sorry [07:29] cool, posting the winner now [07:29] LOL [07:29] How did Piker lose two votes and gain none? [07:29] interesting that in the 2nd round piker got fewer votes than in the first round [07:29] everyone jumped ship [07:29] E: Just a case of hurried typing.... :-) [07:29] Gah. [07:30] 12Second competition: Pits [07:30] rats vacate a sinking ship ; [07:30] ;) [07:30] haven't voted, damn multitasking [07:30] 7And APPARENTLY at home in your closet. [07:30] cut [07:30] *Puts up "Keine Lust" by Rammstein.* [07:30] :-o) [07:30] well, I didn't vote for either one at first, but when those two were left in the second "final" vote for round.....eh...yes...quack [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:31] 4remains in the closet (cut) [07:31] lol [07:31] hmmmmm [07:31] 7Gym? I thought he was going to BALLET class. [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] Should that have been "in your wardrobe"? [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] I thought Merkins used "closet" to mean cupboard, not wardrobe [07:31] or 'closet' as in 'secretly gay'? :P [07:32] Cut [07:32] 4it's dead, gym [07:32] lol [07:32] :-P [07:32] lol [07:32] lmao [07:32] rotfl [07:32] 7I see he hasn't EXERCISED since the 80's. [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32] keep !! [07:32] good one [07:32] Wizzard: good one! [07:32] keep [07:32] keep [07:32]