Session Start: Sat Nov 19 08:00:56 2005 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:16] 12 First comp: Sourone and the Ring [08:16] *Keeps people away from her fudge with a knork* [08:16] Me likes them cookes, baked, scrambles, omelettised... [08:16] 7He had to eat 200,000 boxes of CEREAL to finally get it. [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] I don't see these punchlines [08:16] cut [08:16] (That amount of cereal sure would make you cranky) [08:16] Got them now [08:16] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] Keep [08:17] But I think the "finally" should go [08:17] 3kept [08:17] 7Evil lord, world domination... do I have to connect the DOTS for you? [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] Cut [08:17] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] 4disconnected dots [08:18] 7Do you know what it's worth on EBAY?! [08:18] cut [08:18] neutral [08:18] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] Cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] 4nothing worth here [08:19] 7Evil Lord FASHION Rule #3: Bling-bling is a must. [08:19] cut [08:19] CUT [08:19] keep [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] Cut, eww [08:19] cut [08:20] 4JS rule #1: bling-bling's a NO [08:20] 7No clue - I mean, did you see what it did to GOLLUM? [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] :D nice one Guido [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] keep [08:20] (yeah) [08:20] Cut [08:21] 4still clueless [08:21] *Starts decorating Guido with tacky jewellery* [08:21] 7He thinks his KEYS are on it. [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] Cut [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] Hmmm, puns note made from the unlightened words. Interresting [08:21] cut [08:21] 4clear cut [08:22] 7It's engraved with his LOCKER combination. [08:22] cut [08:22] keep [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] keep [08:22] 4cut [08:23] 7he already got a MATCHING necklace. [08:23] cut [08:23] Cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] leep [08:23] cut [08:23] 4no match [08:24] 7He still thinks MOOD rings are cool. [08:24] cut [08:24] Cut [08:24] cut [08:24] keep [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] cut (seriously, who ever thought they were cool?) [08:24] cut [08:24] 4only one thinks this line is cool [08:24] Me. When I was 11 [08:24] HA [08:24] miguel - I did back when I was in primary school [08:25] 7NOTHING says bling-bling like a gold ring, dog! [08:25] cut [08:25] Well, that was in the seventies I recon. [08:25] cut [08:25] Cut [08:25] cut [08:25] keep [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] I certainly wasn't 11 in the seventies :0P [08:25] ok, so primary school children think they're cool... any theories about Sauron's mental age? ;) [08:25] 4js rule #1 again ;) [08:26] the war for middle earth was just a temper tantrum? [08:26] Thû is another name for Sauron right? [08:26] *Runs* [08:26] 7It grants invisibility, promotes longevity, and looks good with any OUTFIT. [08:26] depends, does the mental age theory fit? *runs away* [08:26] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] It most certainly does :0D [08:26] *Hides behind you* [08:26] neutral [08:26] cut -- too long. had work pasting it into here :P [08:26] Cut [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:27] emma, if i made a similar remark to you, you'd bite me [08:27] I would indeed [08:27] Seriously, why where these lines chosen ? [08:27] 4doesn't look good [08:27] Guido - just ask, I'll move ;) [08:27] 7"To SOURONE, with all love, mommy" [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] keep [08:27] cut [08:27] Cut [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:28] 4not loved [08:28] 7I have no idea... ooh, SPARKLY! [08:28] keep [08:28] keep [08:28] (but change to "shiny"? [08:28] keep shiny? [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] Yes, change to shiny ! [08:28] keep shiny ;) [08:28] SHINY! [08:28] keep [08:28] *Eyes goes wide* [08:28] sure, shiny sounds good [08:29] Keep [08:29] Shiiiiiiiiiiny [08:29] 3kept (shiny) [08:29] Same idea, more impact [08:29] 7it completes his WINTER ensemble [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] reminds me of a Buffy joke. They're looking at a glowing ball and Giles says "It's obviously mystical in origin". Willow says "how can you tell?" Giles: "Well, it's very shiny!" [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] keep [08:30] 3incomplete ensemble [08:30] i mean... 4incomplete ensemble (cut) [08:30] 7Evil rings are in this YEAR. [08:30] cut [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:31] British audiences were treated to the... pleasure of an almost naked Anthony Stewart Head the other night [08:31] cut [08:31] neutral [08:31] Cut [08:31] cut [08:31] lottle britain? [08:31] Yeah [08:31] "dubious" ? [08:31] Rather him than Blair :0P [08:31] 4evil rings are out this year [08:32] 12Final mode, vote4 one of the following two lines: [08:32] He had to eat 200,000 boxes of CEREAL to finally get it. [08:32] I have no idea... ooh, SPARKLY! [08:32] vote4 sparkly (i mean shiny) [08:32] vote4 SPARKLY/SHINY [08:32] vote4 SHINY [08:32] vote4 shiny [08:32] vote4 shiny [08:32] vote4 shiny [08:32] vote4 shiny (how can I not?!) [08:33] vote4 cereal (a shocker I know!) [08:33] You should change the look of Gonedaft a bit to emphasis the oooh shiny part. [08:33] BTW: New Domino World Record just established: 4.155.476 [08:33] Doggy: maybe I'll tweak the mouth and eyes [08:33] Heeee! Our rival news programme just had problems and couldn't show the weather :0D So the presenter had to um and ah a quick recap of the top story "it has been shocking today, the story that..." [08:33] good call [08:33] 12Result: 3SPARKLY/SHINY: 712 -- 4CEREAL 1 [08:34] WOOOOOT ! [08:34] "just"? they gave the result 15 minutes ago! [08:34] what ??? I'm paying for a frigging delayed airing ?? [08:34] yup [08:34] That's it, want me money back :-) [08:35] what channel went live ? [08:35] You two are both watching people play dominoes? [08:35] 12Competetion 2: Klingoff Shakespeare [08:35] RTL Germany [08:35] I'm... not convinced I want to know either of you any more :0P [08:35] 7Apart from the BLOOD, murder and intrigue? [08:35] Right. Finger's aching, I'm tired, I need sleep, g'nght all! [08:35] *waves* [08:35] keep [08:35] * Whitestar8472 has quit IRC (Disintegrated: G'night) [08:35] bye [08:35] cut [08:35] keep [08:35] cut [08:36] emma: no. we were watching domino pieces fall from their own ;) [08:36] cut [08:36] cut [08:36] I gues Klingon literature would be very shakespear like. [08:36] I'm still not convinced I want to know either of you any more :0P [08:36] Keep [08:36] 4cut [08:36] Wah! [08:37] 7What Shakespeare? He's trying to remember his CABIN number. [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] keep [08:37] cut [08:37] Cut [08:37] cut [08:37] what happened to the line "at least he knows what 'wherefore' means"...? ;) [08:37] cut [08:37] ROFL [08:37] rotfl [08:37] That one should've kang say 2B or not 2B. [08:37] I was shocked not to see a reference to that on the news page Guido, yeah [08:38] 4that line won't be remembered [08:38] 7Everybody always DIES... [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] cut [08:39] Cut [08:39] keep [08:39] That's not Shakespeare, that's John Webster :0P [08:39] 3still alive. strongly [08:39] 7They're all a bunch of DRAMA queens. [08:39] cut [08:39] keep [08:40] *Has mental picture of a Klingon drama queen* [08:40] Cut [08:40] i feel another avatar coming up ?? :-)) [08:40] cut [08:40] *now has mental picture of Klingon drag queen* [08:40] blame DS! [08:41] *Gets blamed* [08:41] lol@ben [08:41] neutral [08:41] *mental pic of general chang in drag* [08:41] keep, btew [08:41] That would be nice avatar, but we already have Barf in drag. [08:41] has mental picture of klingon drag queen singing "dancing queen" [08:41] rofl [08:41] 4cut [08:42] 7With a NAME like Shake-Spear, it has to be klingoff! [08:42] cut [08:42] I think Wizzard wins... [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] Cut [08:42] *Has mental picture of Klingons doing YMCA, I don't know why. [08:42] cut [08:42] keep [08:42] cut [08:42] 4cut [08:43] 7A bunch of humans die. It's not ROCKET science. [08:43] cut [08:43] cut [08:43] cut [08:43] cut [08:43] I've SEEN Klingons do that during the German convention Fedcon [08:43] keep [08:43] Keep [08:43] keep [08:43] 7it's also not rocket science that this line it cut [08:44] *Has now got the YMCA klingons severely stuck in head* [08:44] 7In Klingoff culture, death SELLS [08:44] cut [08:44] cut [08:44] cut [08:44] cut [08:45] Cut [08:45] cut [08:45] keep [08:45] 4in our culture, this line didn't sell [08:45] 7They love talking to their enemy's SKULLS. [08:45] cut [08:45] keep [08:45] cut [08:45] cut [08:45] cut [08:46] keep [08:46] Cut [08:46] 4another cut [08:46] 7All the galaxy's a STAGE... [08:46] keep [08:46] Cut [08:47] BTW: Who's Jane Austen ? [08:47] cut [08:47] Although at least this is accurate to the quote :0P [08:47] keep [08:47] keep [08:47] Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice [08:47] EofS: glad you approve [08:47] emma: then upstage it to "neutral" ;) [08:47] cut [08:47] cut [08:47] And Sense and Sensibility, and Emma, and various other books [08:47] Guido - doesn't make it funny [08:47] Ah, books I don't read, or seen televised versions of them. [08:48] I don't either [08:48] You know the film Clueless? [08:48] Oh, so she's the b*** that gave us that uberboring sense and knocks-you-senseless-by-being-boring :-) [08:48] Nope [08:48] She is indeed [08:48] Oh, well it's a modern version of Emma [08:48] don't like her already :-) [08:48] 4cut [08:49] 7It has all their favorite TOPICS: insanity, killing, and romance. [08:49] Cut [08:49] keep [08:49] keep [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] 4this is not our favourite topic [08:50] 7You should see their VERSIONS of Jane Austen. [08:50] keep [08:50] Althought she did give us the wonderful line "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in. possession of a" [08:50] Gah [08:50] "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." [08:50] and she inspired the "blackadder 3" episode titles ;) [08:50] keep [08:50] like I said, tripe :-) [08:50] cut [08:50] Keep [08:50] cut [08:50] *Has mental picture of Star Trek fights under the soundtrack of Mortal Kombat, random thought* [08:50] Klingon Jane Austen would be So Good :0D [08:51] cut [08:51] cut [08:51] 4noone will see klingon jane austen [08:51] 12only one line survived: 3Everybody always DIES... [08:52] oh, the irony [08:52] all the other lines died [08:52] lol [08:52] inspector? by process of deduction, we have found the killer... [08:52] 12Final competition: How to beat a dragon [08:52] damnit, still not seen this toon - page won't reload [08:52] 7I was going to use the invisibility CLOAK, but I can't find it. [08:52] neutral [08:52] cut [08:52] cut [08:53] cut [08:53] image line to toon, anyone? [08:53] link* [08:53] http://cartoons.sev.com.au/archivepage.php?cartoonid=ss82 [08:53] ty [08:53] "Hairy, have you figured out how to beat the dragon ?" [08:53] Strange, the Goblet of Fire is a PG13 movie, yet it STILL gets dubbed here for the little children. [08:53] Cut [08:53] sorry, http://cartoons.sev.com.au/archives/ss82.jpg [08:53] keep [08:53] both work, thanks :) [08:53] Having seen it, I can definitely understand the rating [08:53] keep [08:54] DS - does that mean u13s can't see it at all? [08:54] 4not found funny enough [08:54] Oh they can, as long as there are parents around. [08:54] 7Yeah, i just need to CONJURE up a fire extinguisher!!! [08:54] 'cos here it's 12A, but that just means there's an advisory warning and they should be accompanied [08:54] cut [08:54] cut [08:54] Then they still need the dubbing... [08:54] Cut [08:55] cut [08:55] Most if not all PG13 flicks are not dubbed here. [08:55] cut [08:55] keep [08:55] But Harry Potter is going to be seen by some fairly young children I am sure [08:55] 4the spell failed [08:56] 7I take it you're not willing to help out by acting as a DECOY? [08:56] cut [08:56] Cut [08:56]