Session Start: Sat Dec 10 07:55:27 2005 [08:04] 4finalists are culled so beginning JS... [08:05] 4I recommend everyone reload the finalists page: http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [08:05] There is a Grolsch advert that mentions "a Dutchman lifting the world cup" [08:05] Hmm, I still get the unculled one. [08:05] 4Starting with the Pits cartoon [08:05] doggy: I didn't cull that many this week [08:06] Well, with 4 Dutch coaches, one is bound to carry one I think. [08:06] 5We're moving to the machines in front of the men's AEROBICS class! [08:06] keep [08:06] keep [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] Cut [08:06] cut [08:06] * EofS imagines men from the JS in an aerobics class [08:07] Emma: you probably don't want to do that [08:07] Oh I do [08:07] cut [08:07] You wont see me in a aerobics class, EVER. [08:07] 4AEROBICS has lost weight [08:07] 6DEAD man pedaling. [08:07] keep [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] Doggy: when wend and I started the gym, we did aerobics once. We haven't done it since [08:08] keep [08:08] "Aerobics was anaerobic" [08:08] cut [08:08] Too embarrising ? [08:08] Cut [08:08] Aerowhat? [08:08] doggy: no, it nearly killed us [08:08] lol [08:08] 4DEAD has died [08:08] 6That "till DEATH do us part" thing is closer than you think. [08:08] cut [08:08] keep [08:08] keep [08:08] cut [08:08] I have a vague memory that I might have been forced to do aerobics in school [08:08] keep [08:08] Cut [08:09] cut [08:09] doggy: it was just such hard work and we'd only started gyming so it took several days for our bodies to unstiffen [08:09] I never enjoyed exercise without point [08:09] we did aerobics at school. out instructor's claim to fame was that he'd been on the big breakfast [08:09] My PE teacher went to school with Michael Owen [08:09] 4DEATH is dead too [08:09] 6You're supposed to be sweating, not DROOLING! [08:09] I hated gym, and I still hate it now. Do like cycling though. [08:09] Was in the same class as his sister [08:09] cut [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] And for anyone not knowing who Michael Owen is, ask Guido [08:09] cut [08:10] :P :P :P [08:10] Cut [08:10] Emma: Light or dark wood coffin? [08:10] EofS: I find exercise annoying too but before each workout, I print out a bunch of articles off the internet so at least I can occupy my mind while I exercise [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] 4DROOLING has been wiped [08:10] Natalie - can you remember if they were light wood in Blist's Hill? [08:10] 6You've exercised your eyes ENOUGH today, honey. [08:10] neutral [08:10] keep [08:10] Cut [08:11] You know, Lance should make a cameo oggling at the gym babes in the Pits. [08:11] cut [08:11] doggy: good call, will definitely get him in there somewher [08:11] cut [08:11] I'd just rather be doing something with point to it. Cycling = fine. Cycling machine = pointless [08:11] true [08:11] cut [08:11] 4ENOUGH has had enough [08:11] 6EYES off the glass or I off the glasses! [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:12] I dont get that one. [08:12] neutral [08:12] emma: no idea :o [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] Oh. Well we found me a nice coffin there :0) [08:12] Cut [08:12] cut [08:12] 4EYES have been poked [08:12] 6I brought you into this GYM, I can take you out! [08:12] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] Cut [08:13] cut [08:13] BTW I must hand it to you girls, babies are stressfull. Had my nephew over this monday. [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] *Looks at other two female Sevilians in channel* [08:13] We have experience with babies? o_O [08:14] cut [08:14] Well, Wendy does. [08:14] The only person in the channel that comment is even vaguely applicable for is John [08:14] But she aint around. [08:14] Nonetheless, babies are stress. [08:15] That's why men should carry protection :0P [08:15] doggy: yes, they are simultaneously a joy and infuriating [08:15] 4GYM has closed [08:15] 6If your HEART rate goes over 150, you're a dead man. [08:15] Müller rice for a long time here was advertised as "there's no pleasure without pain" [08:15] cut [08:15] Babies are a case in pount [08:15] keep [08:15] You have 15 minutes of pleasure [08:15] keep [08:15] And then 18 years of pain [08:15] It's like karma, only bigger [08:15] cut [08:15] Cut [08:16] cut [08:16] 4HEART has arrested [08:16] 6Their HUSBANDS are the guys in the free weight room. [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] "Their husbands are in the free weight room" would be better [08:16] yes [08:16] The fact that they're guys is sorta implied by the word husband [08:17] true [08:17] Keep with the modification [08:17] 4HUSBANDS are in the doghouse (although I agree with Emma, I would've trimmed it) [08:17] keep mod [08:17] gah [08:17] 3HUSBANDS are back out of the doghouse [08:17] No they're not [08:17] DS already voted [08:17] 3 keep, 4 cut [08:17] Unless someone decides that with the modification they like it [08:18] 4HUSBANDS are back in the doghouse again [08:18] 6No, we're not getting a MEMBERSHIP! [08:18] cut [08:18] keep [08:18] cut [08:18] keep [08:18] keep [08:18] cut [08:18] Neutral [08:19] 3MEMBERSHIP has been renewed (but only just) [08:19] 6You'd better watch your OWN butt! [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] Cut for anatomical impossibility [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] ever heard of mirrors, emma? [08:20] Guido - I've heard of them, but I don't believe they exist [08:20] 4OWN is cut (dang, should've made BUTT the capword, would've been much better for punning) [08:20] cut [08:20] 6You had better be admiring my REFLECTION in the window. [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] No-one's ever let me see one [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] Neutral [08:20] she has no reflection... [08:20] 4REFLECTION has been smashed [08:20] 6Eyes on the ROAD, dear. [08:20] Do they even have such indoor windows ? [08:20] keep [08:20] Keep [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:21] keep [08:21] keep [08:21] 3ROAD is on track [08:21] 6Do you enjoy sleeping on the SOFA? [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] Cut [08:21] Although I do sometimes [08:21] cut [08:22] Why ? [08:22] 4SOFA is cut [08:22] cut [08:22] I have to go away for a few minutes - Gaby needs me - I don't suppose someone could continue the JS for a little while? [08:22] Why what? Do I enjoy sleeping on the sofa? [08:22] 6Warning: WIFE in reflection is closer than she appears. [08:22] cut [08:22] Because it's preferable to sleeping on the floor [08:22] *Hotel California* [08:22] cut [08:22] I can continue. [08:22] Keep [08:22] cut [08:22] keep [08:23] keep [08:23] cut [08:23] thanx thunder [08:23] well, I'll just finish Pits [08:23] 4WIFE is cut [08:23] 6time to vote4 finalists - only 2 [08:23] No, we're not getting a MEMBERSHIP! [08:23] Eyes on the ROAD, dear. [08:23] 6OK, vote4... [08:23] vote4 road [08:23] vote4 road [08:24] vote4 road [08:24] Oh, it's that time again people [08:24] vote4 road [08:24] vote4 road [08:24] what time? [08:24] The "prove to Emma that you're loved enough to have her last Rolo" time [08:24] vote4 road [08:24] vote4 road [08:24] 6Final tally: road 7, membership zip! ROAD wins! [08:24] thunder, you mind doing the next one then? [08:25] *has a large chocolate cake* [08:25] I did like the some of the other lines better. [08:25] Last Rolo > chocolate cake [08:25] I'll do it. [08:25] thanx! [08:25] be back soon... [08:25] 6Kong infatuation [08:26] wyou mean the predictable mono-thematic lines? [08:26] * Nemi cannot.... stop.... playing bejeweled! [08:26] 12I'm blonde, I'm wearing a yellow dress... I guess he thinks I'm a BANANA. [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:26] bejewelled rules [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:26] Cut [08:26] new high score \o/ [08:26] NOOOO, not Bejewelled ? My mother is also addicted to it. [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] 4CUT [08:27] it's when you start rearranging things in real life to get lines, that you need to worry [08:27] *Pulls Nemi's arms off* Heehee... \ o / [08:27] I would have been half an hour ago if I hadn't started a game while waiting :/ [08:27] 12I'm BITE-sized. [08:27] and someone told you the JS was happening [08:27] argh, now how am I going to play?! [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] Emma - can I have the arms? [08:27] cut [08:27] no! [08:28] cut [08:28] Sure [08:28] hush you, I asked Emma :P [08:28] cut [08:28] Yay! \\o// [08:28] grr [08:28] * Nemi has chocolate [08:28] 4CUT [08:28] I trade choc for arms [08:28] 12What can I say, gentlemen prefer BLONDES! [08:28] ooh, good idea [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] *gets chocolate too* [08:28] neutral [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:29] keep [08:29] Don't tell the Iranians, Nemi's trading chocolate for arms! [08:29] ! [08:29] I'm not taking her up on the deal, I like being forearmed [08:29] 4CUT [08:29] I knew someone was gonna make that joke :p [08:30] 12Hopefully not a CHEW toy. [08:30] cut [08:30] * Nemi would thwap Ben for that one [08:30] Fourarmed surely [08:30] now I can do the YMCA twice as fast! [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:31] 4CUT [08:31] 12He just used my HAIR to clean his contacts. [08:31] neutral [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:32] cut [08:32] * Nemi wouldn't clean her contacts with anything but the special lens cleaning fluid [08:32] Cut [08:32] Obviously, they didn't had contacts in the thirties. [08:32] * EofS would probably just wipe them on her shirt [08:32] 4CUT [08:32] Nemi - see, you're not King Kong :P [08:33] 12Hopefully MORE than an 'horduerve! [08:33] cut [08:33] E, you don't have contacts :p [08:33] cut [08:33] extremely bad spelling? [08:33] cut [08:33] cut [08:33] Nemi - and that's precisely why [08:33] cut [08:33] Cut [08:33] heh [08:33] cut [08:33] Emma - also I doubt you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket ;) [08:33] 4CUT [08:34] 12In retrospect, the banana-scented PERFUME was a mistake. [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] keep [08:34] cut [08:34] Cut [08:34] 4CUT [08:35] 12A date and, in worst case, a light SNACK! [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] Cut [08:35] cut [08:35] this would be better as "A date, or in the worst case, a banana!" [08:35] cut though [08:35] 4CUT [08:36] 12At this range, probably my TONSILS. [08:36] keep [08:36] Keep [08:36] keep [08:36] Ben's version was better [08:36] keep [08:36] keep [08:36] keep [08:36] keep [08:36] 3KEEP [08:36] 12I hope he owns a TOOTHBRUSH already... [08:36] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] cut though [08:37] Cut [08:37] oops [08:37] -though [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] 4CUT [08:37] 12He thinks of me as a TROPHY wife. [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:37] Cut [08:37] cut [08:38] * Nemi has one arm back \o [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] 4CUT [08:38] 12He's never seen WHITE hair-- maybe a Q-tip? [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] Cut [08:38] cut [08:38] keep [08:39] cut [08:39] For the longest time I couldn't work out what the hell Q-tips were [08:39] would be better as just "maybe a Q-tip".... [08:40] 4CUT [08:40] i used to think they were pens :o [08:40] or tea bags ;) [08:40] 3WINNER - At this range, probably my TONSILS. [08:40] ok, i'll skip the last competition on accouint of being too tired [08:40] back again [08:41] thunder - you want to continue or shall I? [08:41] jc: Want to take control again? [08:41] I'm easy either way :-) [08:41] bye all [08:41] Me too. [08:41] bye wiz [08:41] ok, I'll do it [08:41] bye wizzard [08:41] night Guido [08:41] ciao [08:41] byeeeeeeeeee [08:41] 6last contest - hairy plopper [08:41] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Disintegrated: We have sent for you an inquisitor) [08:41] 6AMNESIO Immedius [08:41] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] 4AMNESIO has been forgotten [08:42] 6BOGUS Trophyus [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:43] cut [08:43] Cut [08:43]