Session Start: Sat Feb 11 08:04:49 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:11] Okay's, shall I begin then ? [08:11] yep [08:12] *Giggles at Hugh Dennis [08:12] hm... a lot of very similar lines suvrived the cull.... [08:12] "Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin." ;) [08:13] 7Destroying vehicles part two. [08:13] 12If they were as well BUILD as me, they'd be fine. [08:13] Cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] shouldn't that be "BUILT"? [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] up [08:13] whitestar: yes, I'd change it [08:13] *yup [08:14] cut [08:14] 4BUILD was not built correctly. [08:14] john: you do realize that you it was already clearly cut when you said that? [08:15] 12Unlike me, they CAN be destroyed! [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] Cut [08:15] wiz: well, there could've been a last minute switch to keep? :-) [08:15] keep [08:15] Same theme, undestroyable Bond. [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] *Straps Guido to a table and starts the laser* [08:15] cut [08:15] That's the plan [08:16] it's okay for some finalists to have the 'same theme' - sometimes it's how it's said that's just as important as the meaning [08:16] psst... i have just the right accent to be the man operating the laser ;) [08:16] lol Emma [08:16] 4CAN was canned. [08:16] lol wizz [08:16] 12Too many "crash-COURSES!" [08:16] *grin* [08:17] and many times it gets moire and more lame seeing the same joke repeat over and over again [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] you never hear any arch villains with Aussie accents in the movies, do you? Why is that? [08:17] You certainly do *sniggers* [08:17] cut [08:17] Because the good guys would just laugh [08:17] "Gudday, Mr Bond!" [08:17] LOL JC [08:18] keep [08:18] You would be a good Bond villain Guido [08:18] Let's put another geneticly altered illtempered trout on the BarBy, shall we ? [08:18] Were it not for the fact that I'm about to cut you in half with a laser [08:18] Cut [08:18] really? anyone got a white cat? ;) [08:18] * _5618_ has joined #sevtrek [08:18] * ChanServ sets mode: +o _5618_ [08:18] well, my sister's cat is black and white - does he count? :P [08:18] Well you are terrifying and you do have the accent [08:19] Michelle - got any tippex? [08:19] lol [08:19] 4COURSES ! I mean CURSES ! ARGH. [08:19] not here, no ;) [08:19] 12I call it "CREATIVE parking!" [08:19] keep [08:19] keep [08:19] neutral [08:19] cut [08:19] Cut [08:19] keep [08:19] neutral [08:20] "I never could get parallel parking" [08:20] keep [08:20] 9CREATIVE was artistic enough. [08:20] 12So I have *one* FLAW - sue me! [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:21] Cut [08:21] keep [08:21] keep [08:21] neutral [08:21] cut [08:22] Thomas ? [08:22] keep [08:22] It was cut anyway [08:22] Already 4 cuts, just 2 keeps [08:23] *Just* 2 keeps? That's pretty good stats for a JS! [08:23] Three keeps, one Neutral. [08:23] Which is still less than 4 cuts [08:23] last week they were all defaults; only 1 keep each [08:23] Ergo, there was no need to wait [08:23] well, except for the ONE... [08:23] oh, you mean for this punchline, I thought you meant all the punchlines in general [08:23] Because his vote couldn't change the outcome [08:23] 4FLAW was flawed. [08:24] even for "in general" this is nothing i would be proud of [08:24] don't underestimate the power of my vote :-) [08:24] 12t's the only way I know of to GET out of a vehicle. [08:24] cut [08:24] Meh, [08:24] Cut [08:24] keep [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] keep [08:24] keep [08:24] keep [08:25] 13GET got KEPT, for now. [08:25] wiz: one week, I think I'll have to get you to choose the finalists :-) [08:25] 12Why do you keep GIVING me them? [08:25] cut [08:25] Cut [08:25] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] cut [08:26] keep [08:26] wouldn't that be a good idea; 10 finalists selected from the top 20 in a vote on friday by the judges [08:26] What ? And add even MORE time to the JS ? [08:26] each selects his personal favs (3) and the winners get in [08:26] no, via the ratsy [08:26] keep [08:26] That's how it used to run [08:26] Yeeeeeeeears ago [08:27] cut [08:27] EofS: was it? I don't recall [08:27] *Blinks* [08:27] You don't remember the nomination round? [08:27] I wasn't even judging then and I remember it [08:27] 13GIVING has been giving a chance, kept for now. [08:27] vaguely [08:28] 12You know my HISTORY. You should make them more crash resistant! [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] keep [08:28] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] Cut [08:28] well, something must be done cause the quality of lines lately is plummeting [08:28] Can we just put the film's original line back in? [08:28] cut [08:29] (which was? *scratches head*) [08:29] 4HISTORY was not written. [08:29] 12nd yet, I always escape INTACT! I'm just that good. [08:29] "Standard operating proceedure" [08:29] Cut [08:29] cut [08:29] 12And yet, I always escape INTACT! I'm just that good. [08:29] Better [08:29] ah :D [08:29] Can anyone actually imagine Bond saying any of these? [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] Emma: yeah, a few [08:30] SAID, I can definitely imagine [08:30] cut [08:30] "said" perhaps [08:30] I'm thirsty, someone want to get me a drink? [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] I haven't got the finalists open, so I don't know what's coming up [08:31] depends on what you like, emma [08:31] Water would be grand [08:31] 4INTACT was blown to pieces. [08:31] Just tap water, I'm not a fan of bottled water [08:31] 12My license to kill includes MACHINES. [08:31] gives a bottle of fresh water right to emma [08:31] cut [08:31] keep [08:31] keep [08:31] Hooray! *Drinks* [08:31] http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=516 [08:31] keep [08:31] he'd probably say something like "be happy, Q, or you'd be out of a job" [08:32] Yeah, that sounds more Bondish [08:32] (The original line isn't delivered by Q) [08:32] keep [08:32] * Pet has joined #sevtrek [08:32] (That comic in reference to the bottled water) [08:32] Petra! *GLOMP* [08:32] Hei Petra :0) [08:32] so true [08:32] cant stay for the whole thing cos ive loads to do im afraid.... [08:32] ello [08:32] cut [08:33] * Pet is now known as PetReporting [08:33] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +v PetReporting [08:33] PetReporting for duty? ;) [08:33] * Nemi has joined #sevtrek [08:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +a Nemi [08:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Nemi [08:33] kinda [08:33] hi Nemi :O [08:33] Hei Nemnem [08:33] am procastinating over a stray domestic cat piece [08:33] The current line is 12My license to kill includes MACHINES. [08:34] cos my brain exploded ;) [08:34] Cut [08:34] cut [08:34] hi, petra, nemi [08:34] lo guido [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] 4MACHINES got killed, but without a license. [08:35] E, can you remember what the light & creepy sound experiment thing was called? the one in the tiny "square".... [08:35] 12And yet, my suit is PERFECT. You got to give it up for that! [08:35] Geh, no, I wish I could [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] keep [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:35] I have the pics now, see.... [08:36] http://stephen.anstey.com/york_minster_illuminated/index.html - but pics of how the Minster looked the first week of November [08:36] cut [08:36] 4PERFECT was not. [08:36] mishae [08:36] purrty [08:36] It was funny hearing people who thought they'd painted it :0P [08:36] It was gorrrrrgeous [08:36] yes meepster? [08:36] is that a plate of teacakes by your elbow? [08:36] Speaking of bunnies. http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp [08:37] I wish ;) [08:37] ok mentally [08:37] *mentally swipes 4 or5 * [08:37] 12You SAID to treat it like a lady! [08:37] lol :P [08:37] keep [08:37] keep [08:37] keep [08:37] Keep [08:37] keep [08:37] (gnargh, my meep got cold) [08:37] keep [08:37] i need meep [08:37] or cranberry juice [08:37] meeep is gooooood [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] yeah, either will do - just not in the same cup :P [08:38] 9SAID wasn't sad, because it was kept ! [08:38] unvote keep [08:38] cut [08:38] ew!] [08:38] yeah :P [08:38] I just realised I don't like men who bashes their ladies [08:38] 12To SAVE on maintenance! [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] oh nemi i think our 'links page' will not be blog script style...? [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] i have an addition for it so thats why i ask [08:39] cut [08:39] cut [08:39] cut [08:39] no, you'll have to bribe me to put up links, muwahaha [08:39] Nemi - but there's always the female villain in the Bond films [08:39] keep [08:39] futuresfordogs.co.uk [08:39] erm [08:39] Nemi - looks to have been called "The Square" [08:39] not now [08:39] 4SAVE wasn't rescued. [08:39] a virtual cheesecake? [08:39] Can't find the website yet [08:39] cut [08:39] http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/content/images/2005/10/27/squarekma_davygate_180x200.jpg [08:39] 12Chicks dig SCARS [08:40] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] Bond does not have scars, EVER. [08:40] cut [08:40] Cut [08:40] cut [08:40] (we don't, actually) [08:40] mind u i have my own scar collection [08:40] cut [08:40] ((not that we're particularly squeamish about them either)) [08:40] i think he exfoliates ds [08:40] cut [08:40] 4SCARS got scarred for life. [08:41] 12I just really llike that new car SMELL. [08:41] cut [08:41] keep [08:41] keep [08:41] cut [08:41] Neutral [08:41] i dont see a scar and think OMG thats so sexy.. [08:41] cut [08:41] I hate new car smell [08:41] cut [08:41] keep [08:41] keep [08:41] Closes thing the actual Bond would say. [08:41] vroom [08:41] man... someone's cooking sweet-smelling stuff downstairs [08:41] 'i really like the smell of your car'? [08:41] it's driving me nuts :P [08:42] cut [08:42] "llike"? probably only timothy dalton'sbond ;) [08:42] cut [08:42] Lloll! [08:42] Llama [08:42] Someone at work used to drink honey and camomile tea. It was awrful, smelt like warm honey cakes or something [08:42] 4SMELL stank. [08:42] mishae did u ever order from that craft website i showed u? [08:42] 12Be glad it happens while they're under WARRANTY [08:43] keep [08:43] keep [08:43] what's wrong with warm honey things? [08:43] green tea, now thats rank.. [08:43] keep [08:43] keep [08:43] I've been skint this month because I ordered too much craft stuff *last* month, lol [08:43] keep [08:43] cut [08:43] cut [08:43] lol more than you need im sure! [08:43] I'm taking it easy until I get paid again, so no, not yet ;) [08:43] Nemi - nothing, but it smelt really good and made me want to eat them [08:43] im saving for holishaes [08:43] * Nemi drinks green tea and occasionally enjoys it [08:43] I must have 6 kits now? *blush* [08:43] cut [08:43] But it was just her tea, not yummy food [08:43] cuut [08:44] nobody here drinks that kind of tea [08:44] i box of stuff tho no 'kits..' [08:44] I want to know what I'm smelling [08:44] prefer ity that way.. Session Close: Sat Feb 11 08:49:30 2006 Session Start: Sat Feb 11 08:49:47 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:49] * Now talking in #sevtrek [08:49] * Topic is 'Majel - Sevilians - Chocolate -- TrekOptimum - we're spelling is overrated :-)' [08:49] * Set by CptThomas on Sun Feb 05 20:59:56 [08:49] (I'd guess that some of it IS shiiiiny too ;)) [08:49] wb JC [08:50] Of course [08:50] They have felt with tinsel bits in it [08:50] got a box of pastel shapes [08:50] was disconnected and didn't even realise it - was wondering why the JS had gone so quiet [08:50] some can be used as frames,,, others to make other shapes by combining.. [08:50] has a James Bond winner been chosen yet? [08:50] Every size and shape and quantity of cut-outs in card bases you could want [08:50] borders... [08:50] 12WARRANTY 4 - CREATIVE 2 - SAID 2 - GIVING 1 - GET 0 [08:50] oooooooo felt.. [08:50] Suede and leather offcuts [08:50] must be dear? [08:50] cut giving [08:50] oh, man.... what are the prices like? [08:50] vote4 warranty *sigh* [08:50] i like funky foam of late [08:50] Looooads of beads and ribbon (had some gorgeous Christmas ribbon) [08:51] vote4 creative [08:51] Hmm, should I cull, or call WARRANTY the winner ? [08:51] *whimper* [08:51] Things like toppers and such are expensive, they always are [08:51] I make my own;) [08:51] The rest is reasonable, not great [08:51] the embellishments on that site i use are cheap enough ,,, [08:51] We used to have a terrific art shop in Loughborough I used for all my stuff, but it closed [08:51] buy different card bits and some embellishment packs, and mix and match ;) [08:51] Aw :( I really hate it when a favourite place shuts down [08:52] I think paying �1-�2 for a topper is ridiculous, you can buy a card for that much [08:52] Yeah, same [08:52] yeah i plan to use the 'shapes' to make baby prams for that capsule [08:52] And they included school students in the 10% student discounts [08:52] And they once thought I was uni age when I was still 16 :0D [08:52] *Runs to get drink* [08:52] 12WARRANTY 4 - CREATIVE 3 - SAID 2 - GIVING 1 - GET 0 [08:52] toppers are about 40-60 cent [08:52] I got this embellishment pack for uhm... 50p-£1 I think? It had a bunch of different bits which I used to make Christmas card toppers [08:52] nemi changed to warranty [08:52] I changed my vote from giving to warranty [08:52] metaals are dearer but i wouldnt use metal on a card myself [08:52] Vote Between WARRANTY and CREATIVE. [08:52] Davina was "what, YOU made those? :O :O :O " [08:53] vote4 creative [08:53] I have a thin sheet of bronze for embossing [08:53] vote4 creative [08:53] It's nice for Christmas cards [08:53] you do embossing? [08:53] Not with acid [08:53] Just with a stylus [08:53] (I've been wanting to get into that but dont' know where to start) [08:53] Stylus and light box? [08:53] Just stylus [08:53] looks like a sevqueen between warranty and creative. Wendy's in the room - shall I ask her? [08:53] 12Vote Between WARRANTY and CREATIVE. [08:54] I don't own a light box ;0) [08:54] yopu can buy embossing kits mishi [08:54] doggy: do you want us all to revote? [08:54] I need a light box :( [08:54] (I've seen bits on paper embossing but I have no idea how to do metal embossing... or where to get the bits) [08:54] depends... current standuing: warranty 5 - creative 4... with CptThomas needing to revote [08:54] I don't have a light box either :S [08:54] Use a scanner [08:54] Oooooooh [08:54] just a sec [08:54] good thinking, Batman! :D [08:54] why would you do metal embossing on cards?? [08:54] Between WARRANTY and CREATIVE ? Yes. [08:54] jc, if he did, he should have said "revote" silly ;) [08:54]