Session Start: Sat Mar 11 08:01:51 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:09] 6starting JS with Sevmen cartoon [08:09] well, I'll want it back [08:09] 6Your mutant powers better include ANTIQUE furniture repair. [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] This is my friend's favourite [08:09] Keep [08:09] cuut [08:09] Nemi - the time we want to use it, you're not in the country :0P [08:09] neutral [08:10] I'll still want it *back* :P [08:10] 6ANTIQUE has crumbled [08:10] keep [08:10] 6Why didn't I start a BALLET school? [08:10] Well I'll try to stop Guido eating it then [08:10] (whoops, should've done that cut in red) [08:10] keep [08:10] keep [08:10] bad wizzard! [08:10] keep [08:10] Cut [08:10] neutral [08:10] cut [08:10] (We don't know for certain yet that we want it. I just fancy seeing if I can leave him in one of the cells :0P ) [08:10] Emma - I have my ticket that you can have permanently if you want [08:11] that's for a york resident [08:11] 3BALLET is kept [08:11] 6It may be a while before I introduce you to the CHILDREN. [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] We already considered trying to pass him as you [08:11] cut [08:11] keep [08:11] keep [08:11] But since he's in York for <24 hours it seems stupid keeping yours permenantly [08:12] cut [08:12] well what do you know, they actually are different on the receipt... bastards [08:12] of course, they gotta keep track of when they get paid or not :P [08:12] Of course [08:12] :) [08:12] 6CHILDREN has been sent to the naughty corner [08:12] 6There's a HEDGE outside that needs clipping, too. [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] Children HAVE been sent... [08:13] keep [08:13] cut [08:13] :0P [08:13] Cut [08:13] cut [08:13] but it's ONE punchline.... *named* "children" [08:13] how do you deal with that, eh? eh? eh? [08:13] Thank you Nemi :-) [08:13] putting it in quotes [08:14] 4HEDGE has been clipped [08:14] ok then "E" :P [08:14] 6For starters, report to the LAB for declawing. [08:14] cut [08:14] keep [08:14] cut [08:14] Cut [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] quotes, will someone think of the children! :-P [08:14] Written by an American? [08:14] cut [08:15] why would it be? [08:15] 4LAB has been closed [08:15] 6That's OK, you should see what the others have done to the place. [08:15] keep [08:15] cut [08:15] neutral [08:15] declawing is illegal in most of europe.... [08:15] cut [08:15] (Simply because declawing is illegal in the UK, and I assume other parts of Europe. I hadn't even heard of it until I encountered Americans online) [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:16] I don't know about Australia though [08:16] (ah, I thought it might have to do with some word like "lab", but that would've confused me even more) [08:16] But since the largest group of Sevilians are European, then American... [08:16] 4OK is not [08:16] 6Don't worry, we'll get you a scratching POST. [08:17] keep [08:17] No. We disagree on the full version of the word though [08:17] cut [08:17] Neutral [08:17] keep [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] keep [08:18] * Whitestar8472 has joined #sevtrek [08:18] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Whitestar8472 [08:18] heya [08:18] hi ;0 [08:18] hi [08:18] :), even [08:18] 6POST has avoided being scratched [08:18] 6With great POWER comes bad upholstery! [08:18] keep [08:18] you know you've had a good day when you fail at typing smileys... [08:18] Hi WS [08:18] ouch [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] neutral [08:18] cut [08:18] Keep [08:18] hang on, need to load the finalists [08:18] Because it has the same sound as the original line [08:18] http://contests.sev.com.au/finalists.php [08:18] thanks Emma [08:18] Still on my clipboard from trying to drag some friends in [08:19] neutral [08:19] cut [08:19] 6POWER has run out [08:19] 6And just after we got rid of the SCISSORHANDS guy... [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] 4SCISSORHANDS is snipped [08:20] 6SCRATCH that. [08:20] cut [08:20] Cut [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] 3SCRATCH is kept for now (4-4) [08:20] 6You'll understand if I don't SHAKE your hand. [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] keep [08:21] keep [08:21] Cut [08:21] keep [08:21] keep [08:21] cut [08:21] Ben - I have "Evolution" in my head now [08:22] 3SHAKE is kept [08:22] 6I THOUGHT you were house trained! [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] Cut [08:22] cut [08:22] 4THOUGHT is cut [08:22] 6Make sure his room doesn't have a WATER bed. [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] Cut [08:22] 4WATER has dried up [08:22] 6And now you've worn out both the chair and the WELCOME. [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] cut [08:23] Funny that this week, the week when there is nothing on TV, and Thomas isn't here [08:23] yeah, funny.... why is that funny? [08:23] 4WELCOME is not [08:23] Well you'd think TV would be a distraction that keeps you away [08:23] 6Moving onto vote4 stage: 4 punchlines to choose from: [08:23] Why didn't I start a BALLET school? [08:23] Don't worry, we'll get you a scratching POST. [08:23] SCRATCH that. [08:23] You'll understand if I don't SHAKE your hand. [08:24] 6ok, vote4... [08:24] vote4 ballet [08:24] vote4 POST [08:24] (Of course there's nothing saying there's nothing on his local TV. He justs seems to watch BBC a lot during sessions. Good taste) [08:24] vote4 scratch [08:24] vote4 scratch [08:24] vote4 shake [08:24] vote4 scratch [08:25] keep [08:25] final tally: ballet 1, post 1, scratch 3, shake 1 [08:25] hmmmm [08:25] (psst, Leander, vote4...) [08:25] vote4 scratch [08:26] clear now? [08:26] arrrrrr [08:26] ah hell, I'll switch to scratch just to make it a clear winner [08:26] final tally ballet 1, scratch 5, shake 1 [08:26] I was just going to [08:26] yeah, I did. Quack. perhaps some lag from my end it was, hrrrm! :-P [08:26] SCRATCH wins [08:26] since when is 4-1-1-1 not clear? [08:26] well, clearer anyway [08:27] 6moving onto Pits contest [08:27] 6She found a different use for your doggie BAG. [08:27] it is just barely majority I guess.... [08:27] I'm sure there were some better lines pre-cull *pouts* [08:27] It's a first-past-the-post majoriy [08:27] barely majority? more votes then all other combined! [08:27] * Leander has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:28] cut [08:28] keep [08:28] 4 out of 7 is only just majority, yes [08:28] and a very clear lead [08:28] * Leander has joined #sevtrek [08:28] but we have 8 judges [08:28] wb [08:28] 4BAG has been binned [08:28] narf [08:28] 6You had to BRING it up, so did she... [08:28] cut [08:28] Cut [08:28] cut [08:28] Not the best use of the joke I tink [08:28] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] 4BRING it up has been kept down [08:29] 6It doesn't need FINDING. It comes back on its own. [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:29] Keep [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] 3FINDING wasn't lost [08:29] 6I wouldn't call that a GLOWING review. [08:29] cut [08:29] cut [08:30] neutral [08:30] Cut [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] 4GLOWING has faded [08:30] 6You'll be receiving her HOSPITAL bill in the mail . . . [08:30] cut [08:30] * PetReporting has joined #sevtrek [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] heya Petra! *pouncehugs* [08:31] hi [08:31] oof [08:31] cut [08:31] Petra, hi! [08:31] Hei Petra :0) [08:31] Cut [08:31] (we're on the Pits comp - the line is "You'll be receiving her HOSPITAL bill in the mail . . ." [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] i should go upside down on the connemara bridge /castle - force my face muscle the other way for a change! [08:32] hola cheesemeeping woman [08:32] 4HOSPITAL is closed [08:32] 6Finding is easy-- KEEPING is the problem! [08:32] cut [08:32] keep [08:32] keep [08:32] keep [08:32] keep [08:32] cut [08:32] keep [08:32] looks like the problem is solved.... [08:32] Neutral [08:32] keep [08:32] meep *imagines Petra being dangled from there upside down* [08:33] 3KEEPING is a keeper [08:33] 6Not easy as LOSING it! [08:33] WITHOUT a bungee cord [08:33] keep [08:33] cut [08:33] cut [08:33] eeps :O [08:33] neutral [08:33] Neutral [08:33] cut [08:33] cut [08:33] (should that be "not AS easy as losing it"? [08:33] neutral [08:34] cut [08:34] erm.. [08:34] 4LOSING has lost [08:34] 6I could not have said it better MYSELF. [08:34] cut [08:34] keep [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] it doesn't make much sense either way [08:35] keep [08:35] keep [08:35] Silly Michelle. That would require people actually reading what they type! [08:35] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +vv Leander PetReporting [08:35] you! [08:35] lol Emma [08:35] *pounce* i dont spose yopu have any images of the original tigger on your computer E? [08:35] 3MYSELF is kept for now (3-3) [08:35] cut [08:35] 6You've NOWHERE to go but up. [08:36] cut [08:36] Miguel - were you cutting MYSELF? [08:36] cut [08:36] cut [08:36] keep [08:36] John - yes [08:36] cut [08:36] keep [08:36] 4MYSELF is changed to cut [08:36] Cut [08:36] and for NOWHERE, also cut [08:36] i count at least 4 cuts, with ben's 5 [08:36] yeah, I missed a cut anyway [08:36] Aww Wizzard, for a minute there I thought I counted for something :-P [08:36] 4NOWHERE is cut [08:36] 6PERHAPS it should have stayed lost! [08:37] cut [08:37] keep [08:37] keep [08:37] neutral [08:37] cut [08:37] Miguel: it's true, you *can* make a difference! [08:37] cut [08:37] Cut [08:37] cut [08:37] 3PERHAPS? Perhaps not [08:37] 4damm, that should've been red [08:37] 6A PICTURE paints a thousand words, doesn't it? [08:37] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] Cut [08:38] getting all my colours mixed up [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] keep [08:38] cut [08:38] cut [08:38] keep [08:38] 4PICTURE has been rubbed out (I liked that one too for some reason) [08:38] 6She'll be RELIVING the experience all night long. [08:38] John - perhaps you shouldn't be helping Gaby with her homework ;0) [08:38] cut [08:39] cut [08:39] cut [08:39] Cut [08:39] cut [08:39] neutral [08:39] cut [08:39] Hee, the names get bigger [08:39] wizz: when gaby does her homework in the afternoons now, I often sit with her and draw cartoons. Consequently, her drawing is getting very cartoony - makes me so proud :-) [08:39] Heehee [08:39] Aww :D [08:39] lol [08:39] *Isn't Wizz* [08:39] cut [08:39] 4RELIVING has died [08:39] 6Needs salt... SMELLING salts! [08:39] cut [08:39] cut [08:39] keep [08:39] keep [08:39] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] E did you reply to what i said? i keep missing things [08:40] Guido - it's amazing how few people have noticing the imposter Guido huh ;0) [08:40] am going cross eyed tonight [08:40] Uh... no [08:40] I've not seen you say anything to me [08:40] *pounce* i dont spose yopu have any images of the original tigger on your computer E? [08:40] (I'm in quite a busy M$N multi conversation) [08:40] Erm... should have the one I scanned for my av [08:40] on thursday when I drew the Sevylon 5 cartoon, gaby was drawing a person and she copied Delenn's eyes (the half lidded bored look). It was a great Father-daughter moment [08:40] :-) [08:41] :D Aw sweet! [08:41] Awwwwwww [08:41] 4SMELLING stinks [08:41] 6I think she SPEWS for both of us. [08:41] cut [08:41] Cut [08:41] keep [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41] "I think her spew is quite apparent" [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41] 4SPEWS has been flushed [08:41] 6Consider that a VOTE of No Confidence. [08:41] weell if you do have one could you email to me when you get a chance pls..? [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41] cut [08:41]