Session Start: Sat May 06 06:59:57 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:13] 6STARTING THE FIRST CONTEST [07:13] <_Thomas|AFK> i just won't be running it today, sorry :) [07:14] * _Thomas|AFK is now known as CptThomas [07:14] 6(the angel cartoon about his mother) [07:14] 5someone woke up on the wrong side of the COFFIN, i see [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] Hi Thkya [07:14] I... haven't seen this toon. Huh. *Runs to see* [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] hi lene [07:14] 'lo :) Emma made me :P [07:14] *Snugs Lene* [07:15] Cut [07:15] 4COFFIN has been buried [07:15] 6Yes, an EVIL stepmother! [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] *makes delicious snack with one hand, ircs with the other* [07:15] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] 4EVIL has been vanquished [07:16] You can make a snack one handed? [07:16] 6Looks like she wants more KIDS... [07:16] Teach me this trick of master [07:16] cut [07:16] oh* [07:16] Cut [07:16] yes, I'm just that talented :P [07:16] a snack or a pimped snack? ;) [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] eh? [07:16] !!! I have a packet of crisps! Least healthy tea ever... It was meant to be part of my lunch actually, but that wasn't really happening... [07:17] Guido - you're the only person I've shown how to pimp snacks ;0) [07:17] ah [07:17] 4KIDS have been punished [07:17] 6Looks more like a Mother-In-LAW! [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] So you're the only potential pimp in here right now [07:17] Cut [07:17] cut [07:18] and what about you yourself? [07:18] Oh, and me [07:18] ooh, no fair using logic now :p [07:18] 4LAW has been broken [07:18] 6Mommy needs a MAKEOVER! [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:19] Cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] 4MAKEOVER has failed [07:19] 6Then tell her we're ok with being ORPHANS!!! [07:19] cut [07:19] keep [07:19] keep [07:20] hmm? [07:20] 3ORPHANS is kept for now (from 3 votes) [07:20] 6And very PROTECTIVE too! [07:20] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] three? [07:21] you mean in total? [07:21] cut [07:21] me not paying attention [07:21] * EofS has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:21] T3 must be up to a good bit [07:21] that's why he only got 3 [07:21] * EofS has joined #sevtrek [07:21] yeah [07:21] yay [07:21] showdown between t101 & tx [07:22] Yeah what? [07:22] 4PROTECTIVE is cut [07:22] Should I be agreeing too? ;0) [07:22] 6I think she wants to adopt us! RUN! [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep [07:22] keep (but remove the run) [07:22] agreed [07:22] Keep with Guido's ammendment [07:22] aye [07:22] 3RUN is kept (but the actual "run" part of RUN is cut) [07:23] 6Did you just ask her for more SIBLINGS?! [07:23] cut [07:23] neutral [07:23] cut [07:23] Neutral [07:23] 4SIBLINGS is cut [07:23] 6Must be a SOCCER mum, they're kinda protective [07:23] This would work better as an only child punchline I think [07:23] cut [07:23] Cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] Erm, not this one obviously. The last [07:24] 4SOCCER sucks (the sport AND the punchline) [07:24] 6A face only a SON could love! [07:25] cut [07:25] keep [07:25] Neutral [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:25] Pretty [07:25] 3SON is kept for now [07:25] 6My mom does that TOO! [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] cut [07:25] And Wesley would never say Mom [07:26] I would change it to "mother" [07:26] Unless he was from Birmingham [07:26] Which he quite obviously isn't [07:26] In Australia, we don't use "mom" either [07:26] 4TOO is cut [07:26] cut [07:26] 6And I thought YOUR mom was ugly! [07:26] True. Though Wesley's not an Aussie ;0) [07:26] cut [07:26] I can imagine him liking cricket though [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:26] neutral [07:26] cut [07:27] * Dhraakellian has a cat on his shoulder [07:27] I imagine he hated having to play rugger at school [07:27] 4YOUR is cut [07:27] 6we're down to the vote4 finalists - 3 punchlines... [07:27] Then tell her we're ok with being ORPHANS!!! [07:27] I think she wants to adopt us! [07:27] A face only a SON could love! [07:27] 6OKAY, VOTE4.... [07:28] vote4 run - run [07:28] vote4 run [07:28] vote4 run [07:28] vote4 run [07:28] vote4 [07:28] (whoops, trimmed the capword) [07:28] heh [07:28] vote4 son [07:28] (That's run without run ;0) [07:29] RUN wins but without the RUN [07:29] 6Next comp: Gaby losing her balloon [07:29] 6Why was I crying AGAIN? [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] Cut [07:30] keep [07:30] 4AGAIN will not be seen again [07:31] 6can we BUY a balloon on the way? [07:31] keep [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] 3BUY has bought it's way to the next round [07:31] 6Easy COME, easy go. [07:31] keep [07:31] vut [07:31] (that's cut) [07:32] neutral [07:32] wiz: thought that might've been a german word [07:32] cut [07:32] Cut [07:32] cut [07:32] And yay, the one I wanted to keep was kept in my absence [07:32] 4COME has gone [07:32] 6You can't GRIEVE forever! [07:32] cut [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:33] neutral [07:33] cut [07:34] * Dhraakellian sets mode: +hv Dhraakellian Dhraakellian [07:34] 4GRIEVE has ended [07:34] * Dhraakellian sets mode: -o Dhraakellian [07:34] 6OUT with the old, in with the new ... [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:34] 4OUT is out [07:34] 6Oh, well, best not to live in the PAST. [07:34] keep [07:34] cut [07:34] keep [07:34] neutral [07:34] eh, that was keep for OUT [07:34] Cut [07:34] and CUT for PAST [07:34] oops, sorry thomas [07:34] keep [07:35] np, wouldn't change anything for OUT anyway [07:35] 4PAST is forgotten [07:35] 6Life is SHORT -- let's party. [07:35] Cut [07:35] keep [07:35] that's why I moved on - 4 cuts was enough to put the matter beyond doubt [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:36] i just mentioned it because you might miscount that vote for the PAST line [07:37] no probs, factored it all in [07:37] cut [07:37] 4SHORT is cut [07:37] 6I've cried my TEARS. Time to get back to fun. [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] Cut [07:37] cut [07:38] neutral [07:38] 4TEARS has been shed [07:38] 6Balloony? WHAT balloony? [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] neutral [07:38] Cut [07:38] cut [07:39] Balloony was the name of a game I used to play with my brother [07:39] (punchlines? what punchlines?) [07:39] 3We have only one finalists kept so that's our winner by default: [07:39] can we BUY a balloon on the way? [07:39] dang! we actually let one through? [07:39] heh [07:39] yes. the one whihc was not"stating the obvious" [07:40] 6MOVING ONTO SEV TREK [07:40] 6Lobe ENVY. [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:41] (i thought that was a description of the cartoon, not a punchline) [07:41] Cut [07:41] 4ENVY is cut [07:41] 6Wait until they see the FERENGI. [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] Cut [07:41] (true, but not funny) [07:41] cut [07:42] 4FERENGI is cut [07:42] 6They have to use their *FINGERS* to point. [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] neutral [07:43] Cut [07:43] That's a forfeit we should have had! [07:43] .. pointing with your fingers? [07:43] E, did ya see drwho last week ? [07:43] "No pointing" [07:43] or not pointing with fingers? [07:43] Yes, you're not allowed to point [07:43] Thomas - yes :0D [07:44] * Dhraakellian hasn't seen much of the new Dr. Who [07:44] * Thkya has never seen any :P [07:44] * Dhraakellian is still going through the Hartnell stories [07:44] K9 was cool, with the "we're in a car" and all :-) [07:44] * Wizzard neither [07:44] 4FINGERS have been severed [07:44] 6Be GRATEFUL it's the only part of your body they're fixated with! [07:44] owwie [07:44] keep [07:44] Yeah, he was :0) [07:44] keep [07:44] keep [07:44] i heard they were gonna kill him off at first [07:44] Cut [07:44] cut [07:45] change2 keep [07:45] neutral [07:45] 3GRATEFUL is happy to proceed [07:45] 6I gave up understanding their HUMOR long ago. [07:46] neutral [07:46] you can't "give up understanding their humor"; you can "give up trying to understand their humor" [07:46] grammar anyone ? [07:46] hmm... just heard on the radio: "The mets have won Seven of Nine" [07:46] no thanks, I'm trying to quit [07:46] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] Cut [07:46] lucky them [07:46] lucky mets [07:46] :-) [07:46] cut [07:46] Are Humans German? :0P [07:46] :P [07:46] 4HUMOR fell flat [07:46] 6If it distracts them from our impending INVASION, it fine with me. [07:47] neutral [07:47] cut [07:47] keep [07:47] E: yes, just not sure about the other way round :-) [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:48] 4INVASION has been repelled [07:48] 6Beats me. Have you seen how ridiculously ROUND their ears are? [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] keep [07:48] Thomas - I'm certain they're not, given the samples I've seen :0P [07:48] Cut [07:48] 4ROUND has been squared off [07:49] 6SIMIANS are easily amused. [07:49] i'm going there for the fedcon convention in 14 days [07:49] keep [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] neutral [07:49] Oh dear *pats* [07:49] "bring your own food" is one of the main survival guidelines [07:49] cut [07:49] You'll get over it [07:49] 4SIMIANS are cut [07:49] 6In my case, those aren't the only THINGS. [07:49] cut [07:50] keep [07:50] Heehee, very good idea :0D [07:50] I find the food to be awful :0P [07:50] cut [07:50] Cut [07:50] cut [07:50] i wouldve preferred "in my case, not so much" actually :-) [07:50] it's the same as grateful, and grateful is better [07:50] 4THINGS are cut [07:50] 6I hoped this TIGHT cat-suit would distract their attention. [07:50] german and food are 2 words not to be put in the same sentence [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] you've been to the wrong places then [07:50] Cut [07:51] Thomas - not without a negative in there, no ;0) [07:51] i've heard the same things about england and food :-) [07:51] 4TIGHT has choked [07:51] 6They're just imagining the size of Q-TIPS we use [07:51] dunno about that one though [07:51] cut [07:51] Guido - the worrying thing is, obviously I've been to the wrong places too :0P [07:51] no personal experience yet [07:51] cut [07:51] cut [07:51] Thomas - come and see it! [07:51] emma: that's even worse ;) :P [07:51] And then eat it ;0) [07:51] cut [07:51] Cut [07:51] 4Q-TIPS have been wiped [07:51] 6It would help if you stopped WIGGLING them. [07:51] I must admit, my experience of Belgian food wasn't stellar [07:51] does it move on its own ? [07:51] keep [07:51] cut [07:51] keep [07:52] Cut [07:52] belgian fries require ppl who know what they're doing [07:52] keep [07:52] The fries were good [07:52] you DID take mayo on them instead of ketchup i hope ? [07:52] The mayo was... passable. Not a huge fan of Dutch/Belgian mayo. But they put FAR too much on [07:52] 3WIGGLING is kept [07:52] sauce special (or is that dutch instead of belgian)? [07:53] The random onion gravy they put on my fries... no thanks [07:53] 6now moving onto vote4 stage - 2 punchlines to choose from: [07:53] Be GRATEFUL it's the only part of your body they're fixated with! [07:53] It would help if you stopped WIGGLING them. [07:53] 4OKAY, YOU CAN VOTE4...... [07:53] vote4 grateful [07:53] vote4 wiggling [07:53] vote4 grateful [07:53] gotta go with what made me lol :P [07:53] vote4 grateful [07:53] vote4 grateful [07:53] vote4 wiggling [07:53] I think I was the only one of the group who did have mayo on my fries though :0P [07:53] :) [07:53] that's the way you should eat them [07:53] Certainly [07:54] Actually, I recall having a nice baguette in Leper too [07:54] the first person who utters the word "vinegar" will feel my wrath :-) [07:54] Thomas - come to England. Try chip-shop chips with mayo. Vomit :0P [07:54] 6FINAL TALLY: grateful 5, wiggling 2 [07:54] i'm assuming you mean Ieper ? [07:54] I do mean Ieper ;0) [07:54] 3GRATEFUL WINS [07:54] But it's more fun to call it Leper :0D [07:55] that was it, right? [07:55] Guido - you can't leave yet! [07:55] that concludes the judging - thanx all for attending and helping choose winners Session Close: Sat May 06 08:01:36 2006