Session Start: Sat May 13 07:01:17 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:11] 6starting Hairy Plopper contest [07:11] 6Yeah, 'coz the evil guy ALWAYS wins. [07:12] cut [07:12] keep [07:12] when i look up a word i nearly always spot a word in the definition that i dont understand so i look THAT Up then there another word.... eventually i figure out the meaning of the first word lol.. [07:12] cut [07:13] to be fair it is often an obscure word such as a medical word i look up [07:13] or a loooong english one [07:13] Cut [07:13] * allan has joined #sevtrek [07:13] 4ALWAYS is cut [07:14] Guido - nowhere near finished. I reckon 5 full days next week, at least 2 evening edits, probably 3 or even 4 [07:14] eep [07:14] Hi there :0) [07:14] hi allan, just judged the first punchline on the first contest (Hairy Plopper) [07:14] 6Don't have any BOOKS named after you though. [07:14] keep [07:14] if you need a long evening session, try to take thursday [07:14] hi fols :> [07:14] cut [07:14] hi [07:14] i havea disconcerting feeling, the next time i see a Wild Trolly it will be copulating with another... that picture iris posted is stuck in my heeead [07:14] cut [07:15] hi allan [07:15] Neutral [07:15] Guido - well we have to have a screenable cut in on Friday, so Thursday is likely... [07:15] 4BOOKS have been shelved [07:15] hello. been a while... [07:15] some swine polished off the marshmallows grr.. [07:15] 6You forget, CHICKS dig scars. [07:15] keep [07:15] Cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] I hate that expression so much [07:15] cut [07:16] i dare any guy to rivalmy scar collection [07:16] did some research on this punchline last night. I have a big scar on my leg from footy, I casually mentioned in passing that they say chicks dig scars, she replied "not this chick" [07:16] its so cool, a DOCTOR mistook a cat scratch scar for an appendix scar! [07:16] 4CHICKS don't dig scars [07:16] 6Yet I have a fan CLUB! [07:16] cut [07:16] Hooray! (To the chick not digging scars) [07:16] Cut [07:16] Draco has fan clubs liek whoa [07:16] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] fangirls... save us.. [07:17] hes a little freak [07:17] 4CLUB has closed [07:17] derco [07:17] 6I don't see your name on the COVER. [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] I'm biased... [07:18] draco reminds me of some of the boys that used to be in my class in primary school [07:18] the ones who loved to bully via words and stealing your things etc. though they were big men [07:18] ill bet they have no WOSSNAMES now [07:18] * Leander has joined #sevtrek [07:18] hi leander] [07:19] Hi [07:19] keep [07:19] thought not though [07:19] Hi Leander [07:19] 6Still waiting for votes on "I don't see your name on the COVER. [07:19] Sorry, for being late....just came back from rehearsal [07:19] neutral [07:19] Cut [07:19] you know... [07:20] i gotta say... [07:20] daniel radcliffe even is all his potter geek dress looks better than draco [07:20] 4COVER has been exposed [07:20] 6You can't hit a guy with GLASSES, so I'm invincible! [07:20] Cut [07:20] cut [07:20] who looks like a well... [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] cit [07:20] cut [07:20] 4GLASSES is cut [07:20] 6And I'm a the HERO of the story. [07:20] cut [07:20] too early, john? [07:20] keep [07:21] neutral [07:21] keep [07:21] too early how? [07:21] cut [07:21] 7am [07:21] on a sat... [07:21] yes, it is tough but Gaby got me out of bed at 6.30 anyway [07:21] there is that. [07:22] on HERO, we have 2 cuts, 2 keeps - any other votes? [07:22] Cut [07:22] and 1 neutral. all 6 [07:22] 4HERO is killed [07:22] 6And HUMBLE...don't forget HUMBLE. [07:22] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] neutral [07:23] 4HUMBLE has been, well, humbled [07:23] 6Your fly is OPEN. [07:23] lol [07:23] cut [07:23] lol... [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] keep [07:24] Cut [07:24] keep [07:24] Anyone here familiar with Brassed Off? [07:24] Or Little Voice? [07:24] 3OPEN's chances are still open [07:24] (Or Hope Springs?) [07:24] 6Evil? How many house RULES have *you* broken lately? [07:24] keep [07:25] no.. [07:25] Emma: never heard of either [07:25] Keep [07:25] keep [07:25] Brassed off, yeah, was on a few weeks/months ago here I think [07:25] cut [07:25] Well you should definitely watch Brassed Off, Little Voice is good, Hope Springs I haven't heard a single good thing about [07:25] "It's a bloody euphonium!" [07:25] wish this one was a bit shorter, oh well. [07:25] Leander - that's the one :0) [07:25] ;-) [07:26] 3RULES have been kept (unlike in Harry Potter) [07:26] 6So, why don't you have your own SERIES spin-off? [07:26] Cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] my eyes need testing [07:27] cut [07:27] 'puppy killed by 82 year old bonsai tree' [07:27] 4SERIES has been cancelled [07:27] MY not by [07:27] 6Too bad none of those beats TALENT. [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] neutral [07:27] keep [07:28] Cut [07:28] ok, so that's rather pointless, but... [07:28] 4TALENT has been overrated [07:28] 6I'm a winner, you're a WHINER. [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] Cut [07:28] cut [07:28] And Iris is a Wiener :0) [07:28] lol [07:29] * Nemi has joined #sevtrek [07:29] mustard? [07:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +a Nemi [07:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Nemi [07:29] 4WHINER is cut [07:29] oh, oops [07:29] I seem to have stumbled in here by accident, so sorry.... [07:29] 6okeydokes, now into the final 2 punchlines to vote4 for Hairy Plopper: [07:29] Your fly is OPEN. [07:29] Evil? How many house RULES have *you* broken lately? [07:29] np [07:29] 6OK, VOTE4... [07:29] (although that's only true if she had her gender changed lately) [07:29] vote4 rules [07:29] Nemi, once you come in, you can never leave [07:29] vote4 rules [07:29] A Nemi, oooooh [07:29] vote4 open [07:29] vote4 open [07:29] mrrrr [07:29] *Duct tapes Nemi to the chat* [07:30] vote4 rules [07:30] vote4 rules [07:30] 6final tally: rules 4, open 2 [07:30] Not that I normally like them ;0) [07:30] 6rules wins [07:30] :o [07:31] * Nemi sets mode: +o johncook [07:31] 6moving onto Pits contest (sorry there's a lot, was too rushed to properly cull this morning due to Gaby distractions - that crazy kid) [07:31] rules rulez? [07:31] 6I do BABES, not babies! [07:31] hm, foody things.... [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] * Nemi wanders off [07:31] neutral [07:31] keep [07:31] Cut [07:32] keep [07:32] 3BABES are kept (if you treat em nice) [07:32] 6BABIES and babes don't mix. [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] Cut [07:32] cut [07:32] Aren't 'babe's supposed to be attracted to guys with babies? [07:33] 4BABIES stink (well, a lot of the time) [07:33] something like that [07:33] I must admit, I'd be put off. 'cos if the relationship went anywhere, I'd get an unwanted kid :0P [07:33] Emma: so the theory goes but then Lance isn't the brightest bulb in the box [07:33] unless you like the kid anyway. [07:33] Or maybe he's brighter than every man who's ever quoted that stupid phrase [07:33] jc, hes a spanner [07:33] Petra - liking the kid? Does not compute [07:34] 6It's hard enough CLEANING up Wayne's crap! [07:34] hmmm [07:34] cut [07:34] Cut [07:34] Emma: not a big fan of kids then huh? [07:34] John - other peoples are ok [07:34] s/crap/mess/ [07:34] You can give them back [07:34] cut [07:34] cut [07:35] nless they are in your home many a we4ekday [07:35] 4CLEANING has been mussed [07:35] 6I don't need another CREEPY crawly in my house. [07:36] keep [07:36] Cut [07:36] who owns their digs? [07:36] keep [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:36] keep [07:36] cut [07:36] excellent, from now on I'll refer to icky babies as creepy crawlers :P [07:36] 4CREEPY has crawled [07:36] 6I'm the CUTE one. [07:36] keep [07:37] cut [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] Cut [07:37] cut [07:37] sticky [07:37] *Grabs quilt and curls up in the corner of the window to snooze* [07:37] cut [07:37] 4CUTE is cut [07:37] 6How come she gets a baby? She's the one who objected to a DOG. [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] Cut [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] *clicks on the maximise E button* [07:38] Don't like them either... [07:39] * EofS is now known as Gigantor_EofS [07:39] Rawr! [07:39] *Stompies* [07:39] lol [07:39] * Nemi sticks a pin in Gigantor_EofS [07:39] * Gigantor_EofS is now known as Deflated_EofS [07:39] Ow [07:39] eek [07:39] lol [07:39] *Goes back to sleep* [07:40] 4DOG has had his day [07:40] 6Do you know what they do to FLOORS and walls? [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] Cut [07:40] cut [07:40] What do they do? [07:40] cut [07:40] any personal experience to share on this one, john? [07:40] * FelineFine is now known as DevonRex [07:40] I've never known any babies [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] * Nemi folds Deflated_EofS up and puts her neatly in a little box [07:40] draw on them [07:40] but thats TODDLERS [07:40] 4FLOORS have been mopped [07:40] 6The FOCUS will shift off of me. [07:40] floors get filthy beyond belief [07:40] keep [07:40] cut [07:41] keep [07:41] cut [07:41] keep [07:41] You can draw on toddlers? [07:41] Suddenly they seem more interesting... [07:41] face painting? [07:42] course you can, have you never seen those cool painters at fun fairs and markets? [07:42] lol. [07:42] 3FOCUS is clear [07:42] floor [07:42] 6Everyone knows babies are GERM magnets. [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] cut [07:42] * Deflated_EofS is now known as EofS [07:42] * EofS draws on Guido [07:42] sorry missed that question - personal experience on babies making mess on floors and walls? And how! [07:42] i liked babies more when i wasnt surrounded like a thief in a shop [07:43] 4GERMS have been eradicated [07:43] 6It's totaly irresponsible. This place is HAZARDOUS enough for adults... [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] babies as in infants.... I suppose they spit up food really far or something? [07:43] keep [07:43] can we just used the second sentence? [07:43] keep [07:43] 'who will supply its brain cells?' [07:43] *use [07:43] small babies can [07:44] Cut [07:44] the floors dont get really nasty messy till they are 1 [07:44] and mobile [07:44] 4HAZARDOUS has been sealed off [07:44] 6I prefered it when it was INDIGESTION. [07:44] cut [07:44] neutral [07:44] cut [07:44] cut [07:44] allan: we could but it's cut anyway [07:44] i honestly dont know how my friends two year old gets our floor so filthy [07:44] oh well. [07:45] this line does a very poor job trying to explain.... well, anything really [07:45] she doesnt drop food everwhere purposelly, maybe crumbs.. [07:45] cut [07:45] Cut [07:45] and those frikkin stickers she sticks everywhere *shudder* i hate stickers on furniture [07:45] 4INDIGESTION is unwell [07:45] 6It'll create an attention deficit for ME. [07:45] cut [07:45] I don't imagine anyone even remembers why this line works anymore [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] Cut [07:45] cut [07:45] devon: gaby puts stickers on everything including us [07:45] she still does it - brings stickers home from school [07:45] lol.. [07:46] i have this thing about stickers [07:46] i use them on cards etc... but i cannot abide by stickers on thoingsa [07:46] but it didn't answer the question [07:46] things [07:46] 4ME is cut [07:46] 6This place will become a MESS. [07:46] cut [07:46] This line meaning the indigestion one [07:46] heh [07:46] neutral [07:46] unless Lance has some sort of indigestion fetisch.... and is mad at the baby for spoiling it.... [07:47] its a bit silly - hes saying the baby will get all the attention [07:47] keep [07:47] oh that one.. [07:47] neutral [07:47] maybe he thought her belly aches, assuming she had any, were indigestion, not a baby [07:47] cut [07:47] 4MESS has been wiped [07:48] ooo [07:48] 6Babies are MESSY! [07:48] "assuming she had any"... it was only 3 strips she had some;) [07:48] I guess E's right :P [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] church + davinci code thread *reads* [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] lol i mised em [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] u-nanny-mouse [07:48] 4MESSY has been wiped also [07:48] 6exactly what this world needs: another NERD. [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] 4NERD has been cut [07:49] 6A baby I don't mind. It's the baby talk that will drive me NUTS. [07:49] keep [07:49] neutral [07:49] keep [07:49] jhmm. [07:49] keep [07:49] cut [07:50] keep [07:50] hey, Pits is supposed to be semi-autobiographical, right? was the guy Lance is based on outraged and if so why? ;) [07:50] 3NUTS have been salted (huh, you say? It's been kept, ok) [07:50] 6We haven't POTTY-trained Wayne yet [07:50] neutral [07:50] funny, but a bit close isn't it... [07:50] hehe [07:50] keep [07:51] cut [07:51] keep [07:51] Nemi: well, as the PIts has gone on, it's become more fiction than reality. Eg - Wend and I never had a kid at the Pits [07:51] Neutral [07:51] [INFO] Ping reply from Wizzard in 51.28 seconds. [07:51] Eek! [07:51] aw [07:51]