Session Start: Sat May 20 06:57:58 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:07] 6BEGINNING JUDGING SESSION [07:07] 6Starting with the Sev Files cartoon... [07:07] That'll be a no then John :0) [07:07] 6I need an ADDRESS for the 'thank you' card [07:07] cut [07:07] keep [07:07] keeü [07:08] (re tired) as can be seen by my typing ability (or lack of) [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] I'm still trying to load the cartoon [07:08] Since I can't remember what it is [07:09] 4ADDRESS has been returned to sender [07:09] *Elvis has left the building* [07:09] Emma: Mouldy says his sister was abducted by aliens, Scummy asks is that why he's so obsessed with aliens [07:09] 6I just want to be sure they're not bringing her BACK! [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] keep [07:09] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +o EofS [07:09] [EofS:#sevtrek PING] [07:10] emma seems to be offline again [07:10] 4BACK is broken [07:10] 6Nah, I just enjoy the CONVENTIONS! [07:10] keep [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] keep [07:11] 4CONVENTION has been cancelled [07:11] 6Nah, they're just so COOL! [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:12] 4COOL has melted [07:12] 6That, and the fact that the FBI pays me to do this. [07:12] keep [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] miguel ? [07:12] Ben ? [07:12] cut [07:13] Dang :( [07:13] 4FBI is MIA [07:13] 6That and the gorgeous GREEN alien from startrek. [07:13] cut [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] 3It is easier being GREEN [07:14] 6Yes, I have plenty more bothersome RELATIVES for them to abduct! [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] 4RELATIVES have been cut off [07:14] 6They threatened to RETURN her... [07:14] cit [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] cut [07:15] 4RETURN will not [07:15] 6Nope. I just love getting paid to never SOLVE cases. [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] keep [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] 4SOLVE dissolved [07:15] 6Nag free... Best two WEEKS of my life! [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:16] * EofS_ has joined #sevtrek [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] 4WEEKS have ended [07:16] 6Naah. It gets me out of doing real WORK [07:16] Your connection really stinks eh, Emma ? [07:16] keep [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] 3WORK has a good ethic [07:17] Still trying to load the cartoon... [07:17] * EofS has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [07:17] Whats up with here connection anyways ? [07:17] 6ok, we're down to the last 2 finalists to vote4 (man, Emma really does have a bad connection) [07:17] That and the gorgeous GREEN alien from startrek. [07:17] Naah. It gets me out of doing real WORK [07:17] 6okay, vote4... [07:17] vote4 work [07:17] vote4 GREEN [07:17] vote4 green [07:18] vote4 green [07:18] *her* [07:18] vote4 green [07:18] 6final tally GREEN 4, WORK 1 [07:18] 6GREEN WINS! [07:19] * EofS_ is now known as EofS [07:19] [EofS:#sevtrek PING] [07:19] * Miguel sets mode: +o EofS [07:19] 6Moving onto Terrible Twos contest. For the visually or connectionally impaired, this has Gaby carrying breakfast to her mum saying "Happy Mummy's Day" while Daddy comments on the huge mess in the kitchen [07:20] 6Looks more like daddy's CLEAN-up day... [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] 4CLEAN has been mussed [07:20] 6GLAD I don't have to clean this up! [07:21] Personally *But I'm biased ofcourse* my "Emancipation sucks." line was funnier then all the lot. [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] Doggy: I don't get it [07:21] 4GLAD is sad [07:21] 6At LEAST until she gets out of bed. [07:21] keep [07:21] keep [07:22] * EofS has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [07:22] cut [07:22] keep [07:22] 3LEAST gets most (for now) [07:22] 6...But not for LONG! [07:22] cut [07:22] keep [07:22] Well John, in the olden days women did everything in chores. Luckilly *for women* and hopefully things are now done together. [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:24] 4LONG has been cutshort [07:24] 6Ahhh, the SCENE of the crime. [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:25] doggy: still don't get it [07:25] Hmmm. [07:25] so why is it the father's emancipation? [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] back. hello everyone. [07:25] Hello. [07:25] hi [07:26] Hy Hyarion :-) [07:26] ;) [07:26] 4SCENE is cut [07:26] 6It won't be when she SEES this! [07:26] keep [07:26] cut [07:27] Women used to do all the chores until emancipation stopped that and men began helping. Not all men agree. *Disclaimer: My opinion in submitted punchlines may differ in reality* [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:28] 4SEES is cut [07:28] 6Thankfully, I only have to clean; SHE has to eat. [07:28] keep [07:28] neutral [07:28] keep [07:28] keep [07:28] keep [07:29] * allan has joined #sevtrek [07:29] 3SHE is cut [07:29] hi allan. We're judging Terrible Twos (2 punchlines left) [07:29] 6Every rose has its THORNS. [07:29] cut [07:29] colour > words? ;) [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] cut [07:29] Why is SHE cut ? [07:29] hi [07:29] * EofS_ has joined #sevtrek [07:29] * EofS_ is now known as EofS [07:29] cut [07:29] hmm. I've had Bob Marley's emancipation song going through my head. Now I've got Guns 'n Roses [07:30] *Ducks* [07:30] wasn't that poison or another of those "hair metal" groups? [07:30] Sorry, when I said SHE is cut, I mean kept. I got the colour right, the wording wrong [07:30] Still trying to load the cartoon... [07:30] Should I just start trying to load the next cartoon? :0P [07:30] yup [07:30] Guns and Roses weren' [07:31] Guido - I'm sure you know all about such bands ;0) [07:31] Maybe it was Bon Jovi [07:31] emma: :P [07:31] definitely not [07:31] poison or whitesnake i'd say [07:31] *GAH* Guns and Roses weren't a "hair metal" group. [07:31] 4THORN has been blunted [07:31] 6Can't WAIT till Father's Day! [07:31] my point, ds [07:31] My text message dictionary had "Jovi" in it [07:31] But not stickers [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] Guido - you'll love the music at the end of our film [07:32] It's loud and crashy noise and I absolutely hate it [07:32] the song was by poison (just googled it) [07:32] Exactly your sort of thing I think [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] the scary thing is that i remember when it got out the first time ;) [07:32] 4WAIT has ended [07:32] Guido - is that because you're really ancient? [07:32] Isn't Poison a japanese group? Or maybe there are two of them... [07:32] Personal Guns and Roses favourite : November Rain. Welcome to the Jungle good second. [07:33] 6okay, moving onto vote4 stage for the Terrible Twos cartoon. 2 punchlines left... [07:33] At LEAST until she gets out of bed. [07:33] Thankfully, I only have to clean; SHE has to eat. [07:33] 6okay, vote4... [07:33] Vote4 SHE [07:33] veto4 she [07:33] VOTE4 LEAST [07:33] vote4 LEAST [07:33] vote4 least [07:33] ehm... i mean vote4 [07:33] * Miguel sets mode: +o EofS [07:33] vote4 she [07:33] scene didn't make it, oh well. [07:33] That would be nice, having a veto for a punchline *The powerrrrr* [07:34] 6final tally: SHE 3, LEAST 3 [07:34] I still haven't managed to load the finalists page to see the cartoons... [07:34] this one is for sevqueen [07:34] Emma: bummer! [07:34] who won the first cartoon? [07:34] 6moving onto last cartoon Fraud of the Rings [07:35] http://cartoons.sev.com.au/archives/s864.jpg <-- just the pic for that last one [07:35] Sev Files winner: That and the [07:35] gorgeous GREEN [07:35] alien from star [07:35] trek! [07:35] oops, sorry about the multiple lines - copy and pasted it from the speech bubble [07:35] heh. [07:35] Thanks Guido, managed to open that [07:35] 6I don't have an ADAPTER for my staff charger. [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] keep [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:36] Cut [07:36] Does anyone have a reallife explanation why Gandalf didn't use magic alot occording to Tolkien ? [07:36] cut [07:36] he's old? [07:36] That's just a disguise [07:36] because wizard does not mean "magician" in lotr [07:37] Doggy: yes, he wasn't meant to fight Sauron with power but more by advising and exhorting the good guys [07:37] Wizzards tend to be very old and not really capable of doing much *nods* [07:37] I thought he was trying to keep the mystical aspect intact and not solve everything with a wand.... [07:37] 4ADAPTER is incompatible [07:37] 6At my AGE, just getting out of bed in the morning is a miracle! [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] lol [07:37] cut [07:37] Cut [07:37] Good enough. Only used in utter emergencies. [07:37] btw -- lotr is fiction; there can't be a reallife explanation ;) [07:37] cut [07:37] *Duh* [07:38] cut [07:38] where's the story if the big wiz casts "power word: kill" on the bad guy? [07:38] wiz: lol, indeed. That's according to Tolkien in one of the many notes he published (or his son did after he died) [07:38] 4AGE has retired [07:38] 6I'll CROSS that bridge when I get to it. [07:39] keep [07:39] keep [07:39] keep [07:39] wizard = wise old dude that gets things done by being there [07:39] keep [07:39] cut [07:39] bit of an inside gag, this one... [07:39] 3CROSS has been ticked [07:39] 6Fine. I now going to DISAPPEAR. [07:39] neutral [07:39] cut [07:39] Keep [07:39] changed to "I'm now..." [07:39] keep [07:40] cut [07:40] Wizzard = not so wise, but very old dude [07:40] cut [07:40] darn, melee action didn't get thru. [07:40] cut [07:40] Cut [07:40] Actually, change to keep [07:40] they have to be wise (or canny) to get old :> [07:41] 4DISAPPEAR has done so [07:41] 6 DISTRACT him, while I go back home for my magic kit! [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] Oh trust me, they don't :0P [07:41] cut [07:41] :P [07:41] keep [07:41] 4DISTRACT is cut [07:41] 6Do you really want FIREWORKS in an enclosed space like this? [07:41] keep [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] somehow sees Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs saying "D'oh" in the background with that line ;) [07:42] BTW, John, you should've done the Mothers Day Terrible 2's BEFORE Mothers Day. [07:42] or a roman candle [07:42] Cut [07:43] Guido - lol! [07:43] Cut [07:43] doggy: well, I'm not that organised :-) [07:43] mother's day has a habit of catching up on you. [07:43] 4FIREWORKS have fizzled [07:43] 6I don't see how turning him into a twelve foot FROG would make anything better. [07:43] 'specially if you've got kids :) [07:43] lol [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] long one [07:44] and the irregular theme continues... :-D [07:44] cut [07:44] keep [07:44] I got a nasty shock today when I was reminded of the existance of Father's Day [07:44] cut [07:44] yup [07:44] Long one, and not that funny. [07:44] heh [07:44] 4FROG has been blended [07:44] 6I'll saw the troll in HALF if you can get him into the box! [07:44] cut [07:44] keep [07:44] cut [07:44] where's the box? [07:44] is it 6 foot long? [07:44] There's also a Children's Day that's not celebrated here. Meh. [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] thunder: really? there actually is a "children's day"? [07:45] towel day on thursday. [07:45] Isn't that a UNICEF day ? [07:45] Celebrated in Japan at least. [07:45] Not the UNICEF one. [07:45] a HHg cartoon for towel day? [07:46] I want to fly karp kites too... [07:46] this year on Mother's Day, Gaby asked why isn't there a children's day and we replied with the answer which our parents said to us - every day is children's day [07:46] japan's one is a bit different. [07:46] 3HALF is kept [07:46] 6Fine. Watch me pull a rabbit out of my HAT! [07:46] keep [07:46] cut [07:46] AH yes, I've seen that in anime toons. Japan has weird kites. [07:46] cut [07:47] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_day [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] 4HAT has dipped [07:47] cut [07:47] 6OK. You ask that troll to pick a card! [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] Cut [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] 4OK is not [07:48] 6What? And waste my spell POINTS? [07:48] I like the idea of strider asking the troll.... [07:48] cut [07:48] Cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] keep [07:49] 4POINTS got none [07:49] 6Pulling a RABBIT out of my hat isn't going to help here. [07:49] Cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] Does anyone has the same feeling that after the last LOTR flick came out, there haven't been any real good movies out these days ? [07:49] cut [07:49] Including the last LotR one I hope... [07:50] Hm... I've seen some good ones in that time [07:50] wallace&gromit, sin city [07:50] 4RABBIT is cut [07:50] 6You know how much time it takes to RECHARGE this thing ? [07:50] there must be one or two, but dropping all the remakes/comic adapts/old legends doesn't leave much. [07:50] cut [07:50] m, yeah. Sin City. [07:50] keep [07:50] cut [07:50] keep [07:50] Cut [07:51] cut [07:51] W&G, yes there's one. [07:51] Forgot about Sin City. Great movie, but must be seen twice at least. [07:51] cut [07:51] I still haven't seen it [07:51] I'm sure I have seen good ones whilst I've been at uni (pretty much since RotK in other words) but I can't think what [07:51]