Session Start: Sat Jun 17 06:56:16 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:12] 10JUDGING IN SESSION! [07:12] Thomas - is that because of the further delay to the new one? [07:12] (A380?) [07:12] yup [07:12] stock went down at least 30% [07:12] 10COMP 1 - Lightsever ritual [07:12] prolly more [07:13] Wow [07:13] gonna have to get my figures checked [07:13] 12Well, it is when the Redeye is ANCIENT and solemn. [07:13] yet strangely some high-leven managers there sold their stock shortly before that happened [07:13] no better time to get onboard [07:13] (no pun) [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] cut [07:13] yeah, ofcourse they knew what their announcement would do [07:14] though it is illegal to sell in advance [07:14] 4CUT [07:14] they may just have sold it minutes after the announcement [07:14] borderline but legal [07:14] 12Ok, he chose blue. I owe you ten CREDITS. [07:14] yup. french and german stock surveillance agencies are investigating [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] BTW: Yay Holland ! [07:14] cut [07:14] i'd tell my stock broker to prep for selling just a minute after announcement if i were them [07:14] * EofS has joined #sevtrek [07:14] cut [07:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +o EofS [07:14] woot E [07:15] yay? i never saw a dutch team playing that boring [07:15] * EofS makes it at last [07:15] 4CUT [07:15] hi emma [07:15] wizz, what about all their other games then ? :-) [07:15] 12I miss the old ritual of DRAWING them from a hat! [07:15] keep [07:15] cut [07:15] keep [07:15] I have one soccer question - does any World Cup team have a coach from their own country? [07:15] We win, so "YAY". [07:15] the first one wasn't better, agreed. and that against a much weaker opponent (seen argentina slaughtering them without much effort?) [07:15] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] john: yes, in a way ;) [07:16] * EofS has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:16] belgian team usually does [07:16] belgian team didnt make the cut this year though [07:16] * EofS has joined #sevtrek [07:16] Doesn't matter if argentina slaughter us, we're through. [07:16] never had so many lousy players :-) [07:16] The irony doesn't elude me ;0) [07:17] 3KEEP [07:17] 12Do we still have that 'Sorting HAT'? [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] I've not seen a single match today, although I know the first two scores. I gather the Dutch was boring? Was Argentina boring too? (With a score like that it could have been) [07:17] Oh, and hi all ;0) [07:18] 4CUT [07:18] the dutch wasn't boring. ivory coast heldagainst them, was just unable to finish [07:18] 12Great! He took the LAST blue one! [07:18] Oh [07:18] I would have liked to have seen t [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] But I was in a car driving through London [07:18] cut [07:18] Agreed, the match in the first half was less boring. Ivory Coast is much stronger then peeps realize. [07:18] cut [07:19] Cut [07:19] keep [07:19] keep [07:19] in any other group, ivory coast would make it through to the playoffs [07:19] 4CUT [07:19] (maybe not the one with italy and the czechs) [07:19] sure they are, we trained half their team in a belgian team :-) [07:19] At the time I wasn't happy about England's group losing Iveroy Coast. Now I'm very happy [07:19] 12I think it's time we started making them all ONE color. [07:19] cut [07:19] Cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] 4CUT [07:20] Did I remember to say hi to everyone? ;0) [07:20] Yeah, that was a hard win for England against Trinidad & Tobago. [07:20] yes [07:20] *Nods* [07:20] 12How come no one else picks PURPLE? [07:20] [06/06/16 ; 23:17:57] Oh, and hi all ;0) [07:20] yup [07:21] It was a bloody nervewracking one [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] Neutral [07:21] keep [07:21] keep [07:21] keep [07:21] btw... crouch pulled his opponent's hair when making his 1-0 header [07:21] It was particularly bad because people kept standing in front of the bloody screens :0P [07:21] 3KEEP [07:21] 12Hmm,I thought he was more of a "RED" guy. [07:21] keep [07:21] At one point we considered going back to teh office and watching there [07:21] Cut [07:21] neutral [07:21] keep [07:21] keep [07:21] cut [07:21] Guido - I know. But the guy should have complained at the time, or shut up now [07:22] cu [07:22] t [07:22] Meh. I just wish for this silly championship to end. [07:23] after the sweden game, the tv station here mentioned it for the first time (having just been informed by the austrians). so noone found out during the game [07:23] Hush you [07:23] 7KFN [07:23] 12Actually, it was never that SOLEMN. [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] Guido - the guy with his hair being pulled knew... [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] cut [07:23] change2 CUT [07:23] wrong line [07:23] (One of the pundits here pointed out that that is a risk if a player wishes to wear his hair like that...) [07:23] :-) [07:23] Cut [07:23] cut [07:24] 4CUT [07:24] 12I THOUGHT we were discontinuing the blue one. [07:24] keep [07:24] yes.but i agree with you why he didn't start a stink (or was he already booked so he feared to be sent of? although... because it was so alte in the game even that wouldn't matter) [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:24] btw... shouldn't jedis make their own lightsabers as part of their training? ;) [07:25] cut [07:25] wiz: naaahhh [07:25] His attitude was that without that goal we wouldn't have won, so we shouldn't have won [07:25] standards are slipping i guess :-) [07:25] was he the scottish one? ;) [07:25] To which I again say - he should have complained at the time [07:25] They can, but they don't have to, I think. [07:25] Guido - I mean the T&T's player [07:25] 4CUT [07:25] 12You can TRAIN this one... [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] I read a quote from him that "the ref would never have disallowed a goal against England" - he evidently hasn't read "ways England has recently gone out of tournaments" :0P [07:26] Keep [07:26] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +o EofS [07:26] keep [07:27] 4CUT [07:27] 2 years ago? correct decision! [07:27] 12The 'solemn' part needs a little WORK... [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] Guido - my point was that in both 2004 and 1998, we had goals disallowed that would have won us the match. Which we both times went on to lose [07:27] Cut [07:28] (And incorrect decision :0P ) [07:28] 4CUT [07:28] 10FINAL MODE! [07:28] Refs are a neccesary evil in football. [07:28] 12Shortlist: [07:28] I miss the old ritual of DRAWING them from a hat! [07:28] How come no one else picks PURPLE? [07:28] Hmm,I thought he was more of a "RED" guy. [07:28] vote4 red [07:28] don't remember about 98 (only owen's solo, beckham's kick and the game ending the tournament in a traditional way (for england)) [07:29] vote4 red [07:29] vote4 purple [07:29] vote4 purple [07:29] vote4 purple [07:29] vote4 purple [07:29] in doubt; just a sec [07:34] looks like purple wins [07:34] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jun 17 07:34:57 2006 Session Start: Sat Jun 17 07:35:45 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:35] * Now talking in #sevtrek [07:35] * Topic is 'Not really... *runs off to the store to get food*' [07:35] * Set by ThunderDragon on Fri Jun 16 01:26:51 [07:35] Yay ! [07:35] 'lo [07:35] wb [07:35] hmm, don't know what happened there. Did PURPLE win? [07:36] yes. [07:36] * ThunderDragon sets mode: +o johncook [07:36] ok, posting it now. [07:36] purple won [07:36] we're on the next one now [07:36] td, reprint the current line plzs ? [07:36] Does fossilization COUNT? [07:36] jc has the deciding vote. [07:36] keep [07:37] 3KEEP [07:37] 12How about the DARWIN Awards? [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] keep [07:37] cut [07:37] Keep [07:37] keep [07:37] Actually, it does take some effort getting a Darwin Award. [07:37] 3KEEP [07:38] 12A spectacular DEATH is good for a headline. [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] Cut [07:38] cut [07:39] 4CUT [07:39] 12Do any DEITIES owe you a favor? [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] Cut [07:39] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] 4CUT [07:40] 12I'll get the GRAFFITI can! [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] Cut [07:40] "Wet cement" [07:41] ? [07:41] ! [07:41] keep [07:41] 4CUT [07:41] Suggestion for a punchline... [07:41] 12Have you ever HEARD of cryogenic freezing? [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] 4CUT [07:42] 12You could try doing whatever MADONNA did. [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] This contest IMO had some really good ones. [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] Some are not. [07:43] 4CUT [07:43] cut [07:43] 12You need a good PR man. [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] It was a tough one as I wanted to choose ones that could lead to a future storyline of sorts [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] Cut [07:44] cut [07:44] 4CUT [07:44] what if the Darwin wins then ? [07:44] 12Start a RELIGION. [07:44] keep [07:44] cut [07:44] cut [07:44] I can imagine the landlord finding a Lance-fossil in amongst the mss [07:44] doggy: already thinking about how I might do that, it'll be a good one [07:44] Mess [07:44] keep [07:44] your comment that it takes a lot of effort to get a Darwin is the key [07:45] neutral [07:45] 7KFN [07:46] 12All we need is to find a radioactive SPIDER. [07:46] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] keep [07:46] Keep [07:46] You do know that getting a Darwin Award involves trying to kill yourself (or have your destroyed your reproductive bits) in the most stupid yet original way [07:46] Not because it leads to a good storyline [07:46] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] Just because "all we need is to find a radioactive spider" is an inherently funny line [07:46] 4CUT [07:46] all correct, except the "trying" [07:46] it works in every context :D [07:47] 12Ingest a radioactive SUBSTANCE and become a superhero! [07:47] cut [07:47] Cut [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] 4CUT [07:47] 12Just send an application to any TV reality show! [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] Cut [07:48] just posted the Sev Wars winner - if you've subscribed to Sev Wars, you would've got emailed the final toon [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] 4CUT [07:48] 12Walk around with a live WEBCAM on your head. [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] change2 keep [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] I was cutting TV [07:49] never mind [07:49] 4CUT [07:49] Cut [07:49] 10FINAL MODE! [07:49] 12Shortlist: [07:49] Does fossilization COUNT? [07:49] How about the DARWIN Awards? [07:49] Start a RELIGION. [07:49] vote4 darwin [07:50] vote4 darwin [07:50] vote4 count [07:50] vote4 darwin [07:50] vote4 count [07:50] I would like to see that. [07:50] vote4 darwin [07:50] vote4 darwin [07:50] How do you keep it within the "no rude/crude rule" though ? [07:51] keep what - lance organising his own death not being too crude? [07:51] 14COUNT - 2 | DARWIN - 5 [07:51] 3DARWIN WINS! [07:52] 12COMP 3 - Clash of the Chosen Ones [07:52] 12We need to find out who's doing all this "CHOOSING". [07:52] cut [07:52] Hmmm. Anyways, doing the Pits like this is a healthy (not for Lance) way to get a more interresting and funnier storyline. [07:52] cut [07:52] cut [07:53] it is a good idea - the story kind of evolved that way but complaints about the strip being all about Burger Girl may have also influenced me [07:54] BTW Shouldn't dumbledore be added in this comic? [07:54] Cut [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:54] 4CUT [07:54] 12*This" is why I stopped coming to these "Chosen One" CONVENTIONS! [07:54] keep [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:55] keep [07:55] doggy: no room [07:55] hmm, maybe I'll squeeze him in [07:55] cut [07:55] Cut [07:55] Under the text balloon [07:55] So John, been tempted to watch any more football yet? ;0) [07:55] nup [07:55] well, yes. [07:55] 4CUT [07:55] Yeah, the Aussi's aren't doing bad yet. [07:55] 12A 'Chosen One' CRECHE! Why didn't I think of that? [07:56] cut [07:56] I watched some REAL football this week - State of Origin rugby league, the greatest form of football in the world [07:56] cut [07:56] keep [07:56] and my team Queensland won so I'm very happy [07:56] cut [07:56] cut [07:56] keep [07:56] John - watching your match against Japan, I think some players forgot which football they were playing :0P [07:56] Nice story about the history of football I recently saw on National Geographic. [07:57] 4CUT [07:57] 12Hey! It's a prophecy, not a DEMOCRACY! [07:57] cut [07:57] Ganbare Nihon! [07:57] I think if Australia beat Brazil I might be so delighted I would be nice until the end of June! [07:57] keep [07:57] cut [07:58] EofS: I got that in writing now! [07:58] if Australia beat Brazil, I'd be ecstatic [07:58] Football and rugby rules were decided when some group decided what the rules of football would be. One person disagreed, and started his own version. This is now called rugby. [07:58] William Webb-Ellis [07:58] keep [07:58] cut [07:59] DS - is that really what the documentary said though? [07:59] 4CUT [07:59] If not that much words, but yes. [07:59] 12Alright, whoever DIES the most times is the chosen one. [07:59] I mean, I figured that the version I know is probably a bit apocryphal (that Webb-Ellis just picked up the ball one day...) [07:59] *in* [07:59] cut [07:59] keep [07:59] cut [08:00] keep [08:00] But certainly the fact that Rugby school developed the variant to Association Football which became Rugby Football... I had always assumed that was true [08:00] keep [08:00] Otherwise, why call it Rugby? [08:00] cut [08:00] daniel jackson would so win this :-) [08:00] Cut [08:00] emma: not being able to find a name and then throwing a dart blondfolded at a map? :P [08:01] 4CUT [08:01] Anyway, it solved the mystery for me why the USAsians called rugby football. [08:01] 12Too bad FANTASTIC Four is already trademarked. [08:01] maybe someone had a grudge against rugby, kind of like how we make jokes about ther irish? [08:01] keep [08:01] cut [08:01] DS - they don't [08:01] cut [08:01] we all call it football - us Aussies too [08:01] Rugby is most CERTAINLY not thesame as what Americans call football [08:01] rugby, aussie rules, grid iron, rugby league - it's all football [08:01] That's American Football. Also known as rugby for wusses [08:02] John - I always assumed that when you said football you mean Aussie Rules... [08:02] cut [08:02] Whatever, all three versions are intertwined in history. [08:02] cut [08:02] Emma: in australia, football means all the codes except soccer [08:02] just to spite every other country in the world :-) [08:02] cut [08:03] 4CUT [08:03] John - well you would wouldn't you :0P [08:03] 12We've tried HATS, oracles and prophecies... Now what: rock-paper-scissors? [08:03] keep [08:03] cut [08:03] keep [08:04] Cut [08:04] cut [08:04] cut [08:04] keep [08:05] 4CUT [08:05] 12Hand's up those that actually saved MANKIND. [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] This could also be a nice poll for the Sev Wide Web. "Which Chosen One is the best" [08:05] cut, that poor apostrophe.... [08:05] cut [08:05] cut [08:05] Cut [08:05] doggy: good call [08:05] cut [08:05] 4CUT [08:05] I have my moments. [08:06] 12I think we NEED to be a bit choosier about our chosen ones! [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] keep [08:06] Someone commented that baseball was like cricket... [08:07] But then, that's someone who couldn't understand that Trinidad and Tobago played as one team... [08:07] When give the answer "Yeah it's 2 islands. But they only have a population of about 4 dozen between them so they're allowed to team up for football and stuff." she took it SERIOUSLY [08:07] EofS: I like to compare baseball to cricket equivalent to checkers to chess [08:07] And said "oh, it's nice that they get to do that for sport" (to that effect anyway) [08:07] Hmmm, I find cricket to be more of a combo of baseball and croquet. [08:07] not so many chess pieces, I agree DS [08:07] John - same board, different pieces, some common terminology? [08:08] keep [08:08] But then again, I hate any sport with hitting ball with a stick with no apparent goal. [08:09] On the commentary the other day they said "the last time these two teams met the final score was 6-5. I can't remember who batted first" [08:09] 4CUT [08:09] Golf I like, because it is simple to understand. "Get ball in hole = win" [08:09] Which made me giggle [08:09] 12Why don't we just draw STRAWS or something? [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] DS - what's so hard about cricket? "Run between the sticks as many times as you can" [08:09] "Golf is a good walk ruined" [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:10] "Golf is a walk in the park for people who cant decide the route" [08:10] cut [08:10] 4CUT [08:10] 12This clearly calls for a TELEVOTING [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] just posted the winning punchline for Pits [08:10] cut [08:11] cut [08:12] keep [08:12] Cut [08:12] 4CUT [08:12] 12Should we tell them what happens TO "Chosen Ones"? [08:13] keep [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] "They alls dies !" [08:13] keep [08:13] Cut [08:13] *Saying the obvious* [08:13] cut [08:14] i like punchlines that don't state the obvious - there's a subtext the reader has to figure out [08:14] 4CUT [08:14] as long as it isn't too obscure [08:14] 12Moreforus: I'll TRADE you Shades for the blonde. [08:14] cut [08:14] keep [08:14] cut [08:14] keep [08:15] Cut [08:15] cut [08:15] 4CUT [08:15] Quoting Obi Wan now. "I've got etc..." [08:15] 12Can't one of you just take out the TRASH already?! [08:15] keep [08:15] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] It's funny, but it doesn't really fit the toon though. [08:17] Cut [08:17] 3KEEP [08:17] Changevote: neutral [08:17] Eh, too late anyway ;0) [08:17] 12You're all the one! Now, go save the WORLD. [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] CUT [08:18] 4CUT [08:18] 12So many chosen, & yet so few WORTHY. [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] Cut [08:18] cut [08:19] 4CUT [08:19] Hmmmmm, disappointing contest IMO. Was a hard one trying to come with something funny for it. [08:19] 3TRASH WINS! [08:19] 10JS OVER! [08:20] I think you were right [08:20] I've added in Dumbledore to the "mentor group" and am posting the winner now [08:20] g'night folks [08:20] That was quick to draw :0P [08:20] night [08:20] cya [08:20] * JavaMiguel has quit IRC (Disintegrated: Today is a good day to chat.) [08:20] that was quick. Nice photoshop skills JC. [08:20] Nah, pinched him from my avatars list [08:20] Cheat [08:20] and I do it all in Coreldraw - easier to work with [08:21] Hmmm, different toolset, same function. [08:22] bye everyone, need...sleeep....zzzzzzzzzzzzz. [08:22] actually, it's pretty different - photoshop is bitmap based, coreldraw is vector based [08:22] oki byes from me as well [08:22] thanks for judging every1 [08:22] * DoggySpew has left #sevtrek [08:22] and special thanks to thunderdragon for running the JS - allowed me to post the winners as we judged Session Close: Sat Jun 17 08:43:50 2006