Session Start: Sat Jul 22 06:57:36 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:06] 6BEGINNING LORD OF THE RINGS CONTEST [07:06] 6It's also quite useful in the bowling ALLEY... [07:06] cut [07:06] ... [07:06] keep [07:06] Cut [07:07] * e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] 4ALLEY has guttered [07:07] 6The AMAZING Race: Mount Doom special [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] Cut [07:07] which line are we in? [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:08] 2nd in [07:08] 4AMAZING race has been cancelled [07:08] 6That new series "The Wizard APPRENTICE". The losers get fire...balled. [07:08] cut [07:09] keeo [07:09] cut [07:09] Cut [07:09] keep [07:09] cut [07:09] Guido, I didn't know you were going into teaching? [07:09] i was? [07:09] apparently. [07:09] huh? [07:10] 4APPRENTICE has been fired [07:10] 6I think you'll like the PlayWizard CHANNEL. [07:10] Well if you're taking on an apprentice... [07:10] cut [07:10] Cut [07:10] ha [07:10] cut [07:10] ha [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] I can't get used to having more than 5 channels I can watch. I always forget to check if there's anything worth watching on the others [07:10] Beware of wizzards, for they have 470 channels and nothing to watch/ [07:11] cut [07:11] emma: when in doubt, the answer is "no" [07:11] Emma, I can tell you to save you cjecking: There's not [07:11] cut [07:11] 4CHANNEL is cut [07:11] 6Ah, CORRUPTED already, I see. [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] Cut [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] 4CORRUPTED is cut [07:12] 6You can DOWNLOAD ringwraiths... ur, I mean ringtones. [07:12] cut [07:12] Cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] *Hates ringtones and anyone even tangenitally involved with them* [07:13] *hates ads, even "clever" ones* [07:13] cut [07:13] *Hates Chris* [07:13] chris who? [07:13] keep [07:13] Chris Rock. [07:14] 4DOWNLOAD cut out [07:14] 6Evil EYE for the Gray Guy [07:14] cut [07:14] who? [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] The one which is not Chris Tucker. [07:14] Everybody hates Chris *shrugS* [07:14] Cut [07:14] the 13th apostle in "dogma" [07:14] cut [07:14] oh [07:14] that dude [07:15] 4EYE is shut [07:15] 6EYETUNES! [07:15] keep [07:15] cut [07:15] cit [07:15] cut [07:16] Keep [07:16] cut [07:16] Because I like puns that are actually physically painful ;0) [07:16] 4EYETUNES is cut [07:17] 6Sometimes, when the Great Eye GLOWS, it can serve as a lava lamp! [07:17] keep [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:17] Neutral [07:17] cut [07:17] keep [07:18] 3GLOWS is kept for now [07:18] 4Delusions of GRANDEUR. [07:18] 6Delusions of GRANDEUR. [07:18] keep ! [07:18] keep [07:18] keep [07:18] KEEP [07:18] eep [07:18] keep i mean [07:19] Works great with the smug. [07:19] Keep [07:19] keep [07:19] 3GRANDEUR is kept [07:19] 6HIGH-definition visions. [07:19] cut [07:19] keeo [07:19] cut [07:19] ct [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] Cut [07:19] *Mutters dark words about high-def* [07:20] cut [07:20] Emma? [07:20] Well, those dark words are much sharper! [07:20] 4HIGH has been brought down low [07:20] 6LOTTERY numbers, my friend! [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:20] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] 4LOTTERY is cut [07:21] 6Well, for only 19.99gp MORE per month, you can add 30 MORE. [07:21] cut [07:21] Cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut, with a vengance! [07:21] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:22] 4MORE is less [07:22] 6Well, it's a nice PAPERWEIGHT too... [07:22] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] Cut [07:23] cut [07:24] 4PAPERWEIGHT is cut [07:24] 6You can hook it to a PLAYSTATION. [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:26] *poke* [07:26] 4PLAYSTATION is disconnected [07:26] 6SURVIVOR: Mount Dung is a big hit! [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:26] Ow! [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:27] Mount Doom would at least be relevant... [07:27] wait [07:27] nm [07:27] neutral [07:27] cut [07:27] *not tired, honest* [07:27] cut [07:27] *waves pillow in front of Ben's nose* [07:28] pillow! [07:28] mm, pillow *zzz* [07:28] yes? [07:28] aHA! [07:28] I knew it! :P [07:28] 4SURVIVOR is cut [07:28] knew what? [07:28] 6onto vote4 stage: 2 punchlines to choose from... [07:28] Sometimes, when the Great Eye GLOWS, it can serve as a lava lamp! [07:28] Delusions of GRANDEUR. [07:28] 6okay, vote4... [07:28] you're not honest :P [07:28] vote4 grandeur [07:28] vote4 GRANDEUR [07:28] vote4 Grandeur [07:29] vote4 granduer! [07:29] oh, caught. [07:29] vote4 grandeur [07:29] vote4 grandeur [07:29] next comp! [07:29] hurry hurry [07:29] 6GRANDEUR wins [07:29] okay, onto Twist toon [07:29] can we break? [07:30] 6If that's your BABYSITTER, you're grounded for the summer [07:30] jsut for 3 0seconds, something downstairs is beeping and I think it's the answerhpone [07:30] cut [07:30] guess not [07:30] well, brb [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] mkay [07:30] cut [07:30] * Wizzard checks finalists [07:30] cut [07:30] * Wizzard decides to boycott this comp [07:30] Cut [07:31] 4BABYSITTER is cut [07:31] 6That's the third BABYSITTER this week! [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] (brb) [07:31] well, good thing there's not majel! [07:31] cut [07:31] yeah [07:31] cut [07:32] 4BABYSITTER is cut again (just won't leave, that babysitter) [07:32] 6Don't you know that eatting golf BALLS make you a rattlesnake? [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] 4BALLS have been expelled [07:32] Cut [07:32] 6Son, when your friends say "BITE me" you should not take it literally. [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] Cut [07:33] # dumdedum.... [07:33] cut [07:33] cut [07:33] 4BITE is cut [07:33] 6I'll ask for the last time- where is your BROTHER! [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:34] keep [07:34] Mrawr [07:34] cut [07:34] Neutral [07:34] sonds kinda biblical. [07:34] cut [07:35] 4BROTHER is cut [07:35] 6"They taste like CHICKEN" is no excuse, young man. [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] cut [07:35] Cut [07:35] 4CHICKEN is cooked [07:35] 6First, COUGH up your brothers, then go to you room. [07:36] keep [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:36] Cut [07:36] 4COUGH is cut [07:36] 6If you keep this up you'll have no FRIENDS to play with. [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:37] . [07:37] well? [07:37] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] change2 cut [07:38] Cut [07:38] Random acts of punctuation Guido? [07:38] random act of trying to find out if i'm lagging/lost the connection [07:39] All of a sudden the up arrow produced a keep rather than a cut. [07:39] 4FRIENDS are estranged [07:39] 6No punishment. You'll have it bad enough when those HORNETS hatch. [07:39] cut [07:39] * Nemi wishes Guido was running, so no one would have to wonder about lag :P [07:39] cut [07:39] thunder: was wondering about that - thought it might've been peer pressure [07:39] keep [07:39] cut [07:39] I am sorta falling asleep here. Meh. [07:40] cut [07:40] 4HORNETS has been swatted [07:40] 6His quick thinking on hiding the broken LAMP proved inadequate. [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] keep [07:40] keep [07:40] keep [07:41] Cut [07:42] 3LAMP is kept [07:42] 6I don't care how LONG it took you to eat that. Spit it out! [07:42] cut [07:42] vut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] cut [07:42] 4LONG is cut [07:43] 6The NEIGHBORS are looking for their cat again. Do you have something to say? [07:43] Cut [07:43] keep [07:43] cut [07:43] keep [07:43] cut [07:43] cat is cut? [07:44] keep [07:45] 3NEIGHBOURS is kept for now [07:45] 6That had better be PLAYDOE in your belly, or you're never having another friend sleep over! [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] good one, but too long. [07:45] Cut [07:45] cut [07:46] keep [07:46] 4PLAYDOE is cut [07:46] 6No -- I'm not buying you a new PUPPY. [07:47] Cut [07:47] keep [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:48] keep [07:49] 4PUPPY has been put down (awwwww) [07:49] 6I knew we shouldn't have bought him a pet RAT. [07:49] keep [07:49] cut [07:49] * Miguel has quit IRC (Disintegrated: Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.4/2006050817]) [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] * Miguel has joined #sevtrek [07:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [07:49] ping? [07:50] pong. [07:50] finally [07:50] well? [07:50] 4RAT is cut [07:50] 6The no biting RULE does not mean its okay to swallow your brothers whole! [07:50] cut [07:51] cut [07:51] Keep [07:51] keep [07:51] cut [07:51] (I'm sorry Guido1) [07:52] cut [07:52] 4RULE is cut [07:52] 6ok, onto vote4 stage. 2 punchliens to choose from: [07:53] His quick thinking on hiding the broken LAMP proved inadequate.The NEIGHBORS are looking for their cat again. Do you have something to say? [07:53] oops, [07:53] try that again [07:53] vote4 lamp [07:53] His quick thinking on hiding the broken LAMP proved inadequate. [07:53] The NEIGHBORS are looking for their cat again. Do you have something to say? [07:53] vote2 abstain [07:53] 6ok, vote4... [07:53] vote4 lamp [07:53] vote4 lamp [07:53] vote4 lamp [07:53] vote4 neighbors [07:54] you forgot SPIT, nit that it's a big loss. [07:55] for the sake of completeness, let's cut/keep on spit: [07:55] Go to your room, and on the way SPIT your brother out & tell him no tv tonight for the both of you [07:55] 6Go to your room, and on the way SPIT your brother out & tell him no tv tonight for the both of you [07:55] Cut [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:56] cut [07:57] so, lamp wins. [07:57] 6yep, LAMP wins [07:57] that concludes the JS as I'm gonna do the Sev Trek toon via web based poll [07:57] thanks everyone for judging [07:58] bye bye, John. [07:58] before the log closes [07:58] Happy Birthday to Th'kya! ;) [07:58] got two unanimous winners which is rare [07:58] http://forum.sevspace.com/message.php?message_number=5384 [07:58] my theory is that all of the other lines were not funny at all [07:58] I concur. [07:59] Yup [07:59] Incidently, the other day I was looking at a JS log from 2001 [07:59] well, mebbe. The LOTR one was tougher but I liked some of the Twist ones [07:59] For a competition which had 10 winning lines [07:59] Judged by about 7 people [07:59] and where almost no lines got cut? [08:00] you guys were less jaded back then [08:00] You certainly cut my line *growls* [08:00] (a) [08:00] a what? [08:00] i doubt, john. just the lines were better. like, funny to start with [08:00] Not circulated by email since time began [08:01] *Cough* [08:02] well, the email thing - if I take out the 10 entries from the original email, then it's all original stuff [08:02] that was my plan [08:02] Good [08:02] Well, if there's nothing else... [08:02] I discovered that list before I discovered Sev [08:02] Which says something for how long it's been circulating ;0) [08:03] goodnight, y'all. [08:03] I probably read it a decade ago but seeing as I don't remember stuff I read a week ago... [08:03]