Session Start: Sat Aug 19 07:03:51 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:10] 6starting judging session [07:10] btw, I'd like to complain about the phaser cartoon running [07:11] 6starting with Kirk vs Khan [07:11] phasers use charged particles, not light [07:11] It's a nice region down there [07:11] Did you hop into Spain at all? [07:11] 6The elimination of the male pattern BALDNESS gene [07:11] cut [07:11] Cut [07:11] nope, nice quiet relaxation :-) [07:11] thomas: I just learned that too, read it on Wikipedia [07:11] little village of 20 inhabitants [07:11] ah :-) [07:11] Oooh, that will have been quiet then [07:11] that's btw why you can see phaser beams "moving" towards their target [07:12] cut [07:12] instead of appearing as they would were they light [07:12] cut [07:12] (We managed to accidentally go to Spain when we were down there once ;0) [07:12] cut [07:12] how do you accidentally cross the Pyrenees ? :-) [07:13] 4BALDNESS is cut [07:13] 6My CHEST comes pre-exposed [07:13] cut [07:14] We were meant to take the last exit. Dad read it as "for France, turn after the toll booth" whilst I read it (correctly) as "for France, turn before the toll booth" [07:14] Cut [07:14] cut [07:14] cut [07:14] We went through the toll and... discovered there was no option but going into Spain [07:14] The first thing we had to do was pay the Spanish toll :0P Fortunately we had some pesetas on us (intending to go across some time in the holiday) [07:14] cut [07:14] 4CHEST is cut [07:14] 6I don't short-CIRCUIT computers by talking! [07:14] ah, the pre-euro times [07:15] that complicates things :-) [07:15] cut [07:15] Mmm. Summer 2000 [07:15] Cut [07:15] cut [07:15] On the plus side, I used the story in my French oral exam [07:15] cut [07:16] Which made it a bit more exciting than it otherwise would have been [07:16] 4CIRCUIT is cut [07:16] 6My CLOTHES are *supposed* to look like this. [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] Cut [07:16] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] (We just drove to the first stopping place, which was a huuuuge truck stop. Went to the supermercado and carefully rationed the pesetas on bread, ham, shampoo and white Toblerone. Then turned round and went back to France) [07:17] 4CLOTHES are stripped [07:17] 6I won't stand this close to an exploding CONSOLE! [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] Cut [07:17] cut [07:17] 4CONSOLE has exploded [07:17] 6DESIGNER Genes... [07:18] cut [07:18] Keep [07:18] keep [07:18] neutral [07:18] keep [07:18] 3DESIGNER is kept [07:18] 6If you look this GOOD in a hundred years, we'll talk . .. [07:19] cut [07:19] Somoene randomly drew a picture of my teddybear today :0D [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] (woah! how did it get to be 5:20 without me realizing it) [07:19] Cut [07:19] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/xulael/anna.png [07:19] 4GOOD is bad [07:19] 6My HAIR can beat up your HAIR. [07:19] cu [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:20] Cut [07:20] neutral [07:20] cut [07:20] * Miguel has joined #sevtrek [07:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [07:20] YayBen [07:20] 4CUT [07:20] 6Could you look MANLY in this? [07:21] hi ben [07:21] cut [07:21] YayEmma [07:21] YayGuido [07:21] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/xulael/anna.png - Anna fanart Ben! [07:21] neutral [07:21] Cut [07:21] YayPeople [07:21] Hi Ben, we're judging Khan vs Kirk [07:21] cut [07:21] thanks John [07:21] cut [07:21] 4MANLY is cut [07:21] 6Tribbles don't NEST on my head. [07:22] neutral [07:22] cut [07:22] Cut [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:23] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] 4NEST is cut [07:24] 6I don't do the ODD-numbered movies! [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:24] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] He only did number 2 didn't he [07:25] 4ODD is ended [07:25] More like "I only do the films that are even numbered primes" [07:25] cut [07:25] 6I don't have to RIP my shirt to show off. [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] EofS: now that's getting complicated [07:25] neutral [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] lol [07:26] good one E :-) [07:26] 4R.I.P. RIP [07:27] 6Which one of us is in the TITLE of a movie? [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] neutral [07:27] Cut [07:27] cut [07:27] neutral [07:27] cut [07:27] 4TITLE is cut [07:27] 6I'm TWICE your age and half your weight! [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] neutral [07:28] only twice? [07:28] cut [07:28] keep [07:28] Cut [07:29] 4TWICE is cut [07:30] and once again, all except one line have been clearly cut.... [07:30] 3we have a winner: DESIGNER Genes... [07:30] 6Moving onto Twist contest [07:30] 6Unfortunately, the hat and scarf quickly caught the ATTENTION of hungry seals. [07:30] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] neutral [07:31] cut [07:31] cut [07:31] Cut [07:31] cut [07:31] Why don't polar bears eat penguins? [07:31] cut [07:31] EofS: wrong pole [07:31] Because they can't get the wrappers off :0P [07:31] lol [07:32] 4ATTENTION is cut [07:32] 6After last week's BELLY burn, Horace took no chances. [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:32] i'm sure there's a cultural gap preventing me from getting that joke [07:32] keep [07:32] cut [07:32] Thomas - a Penguin is a type of chocolate bar [07:32] ah, the joke makes a bit more sense then [07:32] yeah, figured as much :-) [07:33] I'm surprised even Guido got it. Expected just Ben to [07:33] John - very much like a Tim Tam [07:33] http://www.doit24.de/pics/150/4/45115466.gif surprised? [07:33] mmmm, tim tam [07:33] cut [07:34] Guido - not sure that's the same as an English penguin, since ours are made by McVities not Kinder. But the principle still works [07:34] Emma: vote on BELLY? [07:34] it's close enough to make the joke work [07:34] Cut [07:34] Yes [07:34] oops, keep [07:34] *is paying attention, honest* [07:34] 4BELLY is kept [07:35] 6"March of the Penguins" BLOOPER reel [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] keep [07:35] eh, don't we have more cuts than keeps on that last one ? [07:35] keep [07:35] i got 3 keeps and 4 cuts on BELLY [07:35] thomas: miguel changed cut to keep [07:35] Keep [07:35] keep [07:35] no, miguel only voted once [07:36] that i can see [07:36] oops, no he didn't vote in the first place so 4BELLY is cut after all [07:36] Thomas is correct, I didnt' vote on... oh, ok [07:36] Still paying attention huh :-) [07:36] 3BLOOPER is kept [07:36] 6But Harry, there's no CHAIRLIFT! [07:36] cut [07:36] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] Leave him be Thomas, he's old and senile ;0) [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:37] Emma is cut! [07:37] 4CHAIRLIFT is cut [07:37] 6Unlike another penguin documentary, Slalom of the Penguins went straight to DVD. [07:37] I would keep this if it lost everything befor ethe comma [07:37] cut [07:37] cut [07:38] keep in mind I have a 6 year old buzzing in my ear the whole judging session dictating stuff I have to say to emma [07:38] neutral [07:38] cut [07:38] Hi Gaby :-) [07:38] Cut with the pre-comma stuff though [07:38] cut [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] E's conditions work, I think [07:39] 4DVD is cut [07:39] 6Billy always was a bit of an EXTREMIST. [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] Cut [07:39] Who calls a penguin Billy [07:39] cut [07:39] cut [07:39] Ben is clearly the superior penguin name [07:39] 4EXTREMIST is cut [07:40] 6Bend Your KNEES! [07:40] :P [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] cut [07:40] tux is th most superior penguin name ;) [07:40] cut [07:40] Cut [07:40] 4KNEES is capped [07:40] 6Hey, I didn't know there was a ski LIFT here! [07:40] cut [07:40] keep [07:41] cut [07:41] (Actually, this punchline reminds me of teh penguin we saw in teh zoo that looked like it was squatting) [07:41] the other was better [07:41] Cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] cut [07:41] 4LIFT is cut [07:41] 6Sammy the SEAL was delighted that his meal came with tookpicks, a nose mitten, and some dental floss. [07:41] cut [07:42] Cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] neutral [07:42] cut [07:44] 4SEAL is cut [07:44] 6Joe! Not when the National Geographic TEAM is filming!!! [07:44] keep [07:44] cut [07:44] keep [07:44] Cut [07:44] keep [07:44] cut [07:44] 3TEAM is kept [07:44] 6Dude, that is so WRONG! You should be using a snowboard! [07:44] CUT [07:44] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] Cut, eww [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] PS - not a big fan of snowboarders - they ran into Gaby a few times on the slopes during our holidays the other week [07:45] lines which start with "dude..." should be disqualified on principle [07:45] "National Geographic world exclusive" [07:45] cut [07:45] 4WRONG is cut (wiz, you have a point) [07:45] (He does - it's on the top of his head) [07:45] 6OK, now onto vote4 stage, 2 finalists to choose from: [07:45] "March of the Penguins" BLOOPER reel [07:45] Joe! Not when the National Geographic TEAM is filming!!! [07:45] :P [07:46] 6OKAY, VOTE4... [07:46] vote4 blooper [07:46] vote4 BLOOPER [07:46] vote4 team [07:46] vote4 blooper [07:46] vote4 blooper [07:46] vote4 blooper [07:46] vote4 blooper [07:47] 6FINAL TALLY: BLOOPER 6, TEAM 1... BLOOPER wins!!! [07:47] 6moving onto Sev Trek: Ten out of Ten cartoon (making good time this morning) [07:47] 6Only Bored come equipped with pre-deployed AIRBAGS! [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] cut [07:47] Cut [07:48] cut [07:48] keep [07:48] 4AIRBAGS have deflated [07:48] 6She assimilated everyone's ATTENTION! [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] neutral [07:48] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] 4ATTENTION has been diverted [07:49] 6She signed me an AUTOGRAPH using bar codes. [07:49] Cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:49] cut [07:50] 4AUTOGRAPH is cut [07:50] 6Implants, vacuous stare, total assimilation of the crew... I rest my CASE! [07:50] keep [07:50] cut [07:50] Cut [07:50] cut [07:50] cut [07:50] keep [07:50] As a fellow borg babe, I'm insulted ;0) [07:50] 4CASE is cut [07:50] I'm all natural :0P [07:50] 6Your FACIAL design is painted on, hers looks welded on! [07:50] Cut [07:50] cut [07:51] neutral [07:51] cut [07:51] keep [07:51] cut [07:51] 4FACIAL is cut [07:51] 6Those implants are a dead GIVEAWAY! [07:51] keep [07:51] keep [07:52] cut [07:52] keep [07:52] change2 cut [07:52] keep [07:52] 4GIVEAWAY is kept [07:52] 6She completely IGNORES me until I pose a threat! [07:52] cut [07:52] Cut [07:52] neutral [07:52] cut [07:52] cut [07:53] cut [07:53] 4IGNORES is cut [07:53] 6Don't try to tell me those aren't IMPLANTS! [07:53] cut [07:53] keep [07:53] keep [07:54] cut [07:54] Keep [07:54] cut [07:54] cut [07:54] change2 keep [07:55] 3IMPLANTS is kept [07:55] nice tactical move :-) [07:55] 6She appears every time your RATINGS go down. [07:55] keep [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:56] Cut [07:56] cut [07:56] cut [07:57] 4RATINGS have plummetted [07:57] 6No-one else calls me "SPECIES 328" except my mom. [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] neutral [07:57] Cut [07:57] 4SPECIES is cut [07:57] 6ONTO VOTE4 STAGE - 2 FINALISTS: [07:57] Those implants are a dead GIVEAWAY! [07:57] Don't try to tell me those aren't IMPLANTS! [07:57] 6OK VOTE4... [07:58] vote4 giveaway [07:58] vote4 GIVEAWAY [07:58] vote2 abstain [07:58] vote4 giveaway [07:59] vote4 giveaway [07:59] vote4 implants [08:00] 6final tally: giveaway 4, implants 1 [08:01] posting now (dang, GIVEAWAY is really hard to fit in a speech bubble - starts and ends with big words) [08:01] well, exactly one hour long judging session (well, shorter even, we started slightly late) [08:01] thanks all for judging! [08:01] Thanks for running :0)