[07:06] 6STARTING JUDGING SESSION [07:06] 6beginning with 'Sith Degrees of Separation' [07:06] 6Ham old BUDDY! It's been ages! [07:06] having colleagues is sufficient, trust me [07:06] cant see the first toon [07:06] cut [07:06] keep [07:06] db broken ? [07:06] thomas: try reload [07:06] sometimes it has trouble finding a mirror [07:06] 2 of the mirrors are down at the moment [07:06] thx [07:06] that fixed it [07:07] has the 3rd one been culled yet? [07:07] sweet! [07:07] cut [07:07] * miguel has joined #sevtrek [07:07] * ChanServ sets mode: +o miguel [07:07] cut [07:07] wiz: I could cull it a little more maybe but we'll judge it as is [07:07] hi ben [07:07] Neutral [07:07] It has the same joke twice or three times iirc [07:07] really? with 3 really identical lines? [07:07] Almost word for word [07:08] that's even worse than the lack of variety in this competition! [07:08] 4BUDDY is cut [07:08] 6Join the family Ham, it is your DESTINY! [07:08] cut [07:08] what has the same joke? This current one? [07:09] Cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] ah, I see, will go cull a few Queen songs from the LOTR toon [07:09] i wouldn't call the theme "joke" since it lacks funniness [07:09] keep [07:09] 4DESTINY is doomed [07:09] 6I find your lack of connection DISTURBING [07:09] keep [07:09] Keep [07:09] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] keep [07:10] boy, you judges run hot and cold :-) [07:10] 3DISTURBING is kept [07:10] 6hey, this is a galaxy far far FETCHED. [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] Morcambe and Wise appreciation society - Militant wing *giggles* [07:11] cut [07:11] Keep [07:11] 4FETCHED is cut [07:11] 6Why do you think we FIGHT so much? [07:11] Shit! Being early for the JS made me forget QI ;0( [07:11] keep [07:11] neutral [07:11] :) [07:11] cut [07:11] Keep [07:11] Hey, watch the potty talk, this is for posterity :-) [07:11] you mean I'm sitting here not voting missing QI? [07:11] cut [07:12] *Censor E with a BEEP* [07:12] Sorry John, I always forget about your standards of profanity [07:12] I know, I'm such a prude [07:12] DS - you mean a bEep :P [07:12] hehe [07:12] 3FIGHT is kept for now [07:12] 6You, and keep your HANDS off my daughter. [07:12] keep [07:12] cut [07:13] I'm an incredible prude :0P I just have lax standards of language ;0) [07:13] keep [07:13] keep [07:13] Cut [07:13] neutral [07:13] I personally do not understand why crap is considert less rude. [07:13] I have a convenient way of keeping my language clean and yet cussing when I need to. I revert to Battlestar Galactica profanity ('frak') [07:14] 3HANDS is kept [07:14] 6No, Ham-- I AM YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW! [07:14] cut [07:14] keep [07:14] keep [07:14] Cut [07:14] cut [07:14] was the line really SHOUTED COMPLETELY!!!!?? [07:14] i tend to use "clot"; which is an obscure reference really [07:14] Dang, did I really mishear "Vic Reeves" as "Gryff-Rhys" - am so disappointed [07:14] keep [07:14] FATHERINLAW is kept [07:15] 6yes, but you are welcome to MARRY into the family. [07:15] cut [07:15] keep [07:15] cu [07:15] <ofS> Cut [07:15] t [07:15] cut [07:15] cut [07:16] 4MARRY is cut [07:16] 6Good QUESTION, son-in-law! [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] Cut [07:16] btw Emma, downloading Extras season 2 ep 4 as we speak [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] Good [07:16] cut [07:17] Overall wasn't much special, but I thought the opening was good [07:17] What did you think to episode 3? [07:17] (And you'll not get most of the fake tv references of course ;0) [07:18] BTW: Anyone seen the "Make love, not Warcraft" episode of South Park ? [07:18] Via any means. [07:18] 4QUESTION is cut [07:18] 6In space, everything's RELATIVE! [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] keep [07:18] No, but I saw a revolting piece of editorialism from some Aussie show complaining about WoW and Internet addiction [07:19] cut [07:19] haven't seen the Daniel Radcliffe one yet. Just been too busy this week (disgusting, I know) [07:19] Cut [07:19] Make time for it, it's great [07:19] http://www.younewb.com/index.php/2006/10/05/full-video-of-new-wow-south-park-episode/ [07:19] For the fans. [07:19] Forgive the ignorance but what's WoW? [07:20] world of warcraft [07:20] World of Warcraft [07:20] World of Warcraft [07:20] warcraft of wolrds [07:20] World of Warcraft? [07:20] 4RELATIVE is cut [07:20] 6Whatsamatter Ham? Don't you want to give your old UNCLE a hug anymore? [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] The most popular RPG of the world basically. [07:20] cut [07:20] never heard of it! :-) [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] 4UNCLE is cut [07:21] 6time for vote4 stage - 4 punchliens to choose from... [07:21] I find your lack of connection DISTURBING [07:21] Why do you think we FIGHT so much? [07:21] You, and keep your HANDS off my daughter. [07:21] No, Ham-- I AM YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW! [07:21] 6okay, vote4! [07:21] vote4 disturbing [07:21] vote4 fight [07:22] vote4 disturbing [07:22] I don't play World of Warcraft myself, since I detest paying a monthly fee for a game. And it's a RPG, and I don't really like RPG's. [07:22] vote4 disturbing [07:22] vote4 disturbing [07:22] why rpg when you can run around shooting things and blowing them up, it doesn't take as long [07:22] vote4 disturbing [07:23] 6final tally: disturbing 5 fight 1... we have a winner, DISTURBING! [07:23] I don't really like FPS's either. [07:23] *Eats Triolade happily* [07:23] 6MOVING onto Pits contest [07:23] 6Can you afford a vat of hydrochloric ACID? [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] Dunno, how much are you selling it fot? [07:23] *Grabs wallet* [07:23] Cut [07:24] cut [07:24] Twit [07:24] cut [07:24] 4ACID has dissolved [07:24] 6ALIEN abduction? [07:24] Yet when *I* made that mistake in reverse.... :P [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] Hydrocloric acid isn't really that bad. Sulphuric acid is. And then there is Fluoridic acid. [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] HCl with piranhas in it? [07:25] And Nitric acid. [07:25] doggy: unfortunately it was cut so we can't employ your acid knowledge in future strips :-) [07:25] Dang [07:25] 4ALIEN was abducted' [07:25] 6Are you sure it has to be FAKE? [07:25] DS - HCl isn't that back? try it at a higher molar concentration, eventually, it will be bad, trust me [07:26] neutral [07:26] neutral [07:26] Neutral [07:26] keep [07:26] Final result for this line: Switzerland [07:26] Yes, but even concentrated HCl doesn't do much to you in the first minute. Wash it off and you'll be fine. [07:26] come on, fence sitters! pick a side! [07:27] keep [07:27] you guys know i'm gay right?keep [07:27] That... came out of nowhere [07:27] 4FAKE is kept [07:27] 6With a match and 12 cans of lighter FLUID. [07:27] (Pun not entirely intended) [07:27] cut [07:27] Cut [07:27] oh for gods sake [07:28] standby while i go kill my friend over here [07:28] cut [07:28] neutral [07:28] Aha, keyboard highjacker ! [07:28] 4FLUID is cut [07:28] *Prods John* [07:28] 6A HOUDINI Whodunit! [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:28] yes? [07:29] cut [07:29] neutral [07:29] You really need to pay more attention to your irc window ;0) [07:29] cut [07:29] oh [07:29] wow... "prod" looks so unnatural to me now [07:29] * Dhraakellian is more used to seeing "pord" [07:29] that's what i get for going to the bathroom and not looking while voting when i got back [07:29] 4HOUDINI failed to escape [07:29] cut [07:29] 6Skating on thin ICE! [07:29] keep [07:30] Cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] keep [07:30] the line has potenial, but not this way [07:30] keep [07:30] cut [07:30] *Agrees* [07:31] BTW: Madeline is ready to pop so it seems ! [07:31] got a suggestion on a rewording before I cut it? [07:31] somebody's on thin ice here; gotta hide the booze next time around :-) [07:31] doggy: yes, I drew her just a little too big [07:31] I might go back and trim her baby bump slightly [07:31] "you're on thin ice..."? [07:31] She does look rather bloated [07:31] The expression is skating on thin ice though [07:32] imagine; i come back from the bathroom and vote, suddenly this idiot next to me cracks up for no apparent reason [07:32] And I don't think the shoter version makes any more sense. In fact, less [07:32] "You're skating on thin ice" [07:32] the expression is 2moving on thin ice" here [07:32] Skating implies moving [07:32] or treading [07:32] Unless you're talking in the context of me :0P [07:32] (of course, we have no special word for skating... we cll it "running" on ice) [07:33] 4SKATING has fallen though the ice [07:33] 6Visit a SAUSAGE factory after hours! [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] cut [07:33] keep [07:33] neutral [07:33] missed MAGIC? [07:33] the second magic line has been magicked away? (although i think it'll go the way of the first one)... [07:33] Cut [07:34] cutr [07:34] Yeah, magic got skipped [07:34] Guido - you have no word for skating in any of the ways of skating? (That refers to the action, rather than the mode) [07:34] 4SAUSAGE is cut [07:34] 6You'll be the first man to land on the SUN! [07:34] keep [07:34] emma - no [07:34] cut [07:34] Oh [07:34] cut [07:34] neutral [07:34] keep [07:34] Schaatsen ? [07:35] (for the record, I'd vote cut for Magic) [07:35] cut [07:35] (just sayin') [07:35] no -- it's eislaufen or schlittschuhlaufen (the second would be "running with skates") [07:35] cut [07:35] 4SUN is dimmed [07:35] 6How do you feel about TAR pits? [07:35] keep [07:35] cut# [07:35] So you have a word for skates, just not for skating. Interesting [07:35] neutral [07:35] Keep for it's surreal quality [07:36] the word for skating is the combination of the word for skates with running [07:36] cut [07:36] keep [07:36] Aah, I see [07:37] Crazy compoundyness [07:37] germans and compound words; quite famous [07:37] could be worse, could be like finnish or hungarian (one word can be one whole sentence) [07:38] ice cream = attack of the umlauts *nods* [07:38] Tell me about it. *Is still sulking over being born in a Grafschaftstadt* [07:38] keep [07:38] ben -- whut? [07:38] At least Finnish put spaces occasionally in their numbers! [07:39] Emma, what's finnish for ice cream again? [07:39] 3TAR just won't come off [07:39] 6TEMPTED to make it real! [07:39] of course -- it's a small country (population wise). they run out of numbers faster ;) [07:39] Jälätöä [07:39] keep [07:39] neutral [07:39] Well, jälätö, the extra letter is when it's partative [07:39] cut [07:39] Keep [07:39] cut [07:40] keep [07:40] keep [07:40] Sorry peeps, I gots to go already. [07:40] Maybe you could convince German to put spaces in numbers? [07:40] cu [07:40] ciao [07:40] * DoggySpew has quit IRC (Disintegrated: POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !POING !) [07:40] 3TEMPTED has succumbed [07:40] 6Do you have an evil TWIN we can kill instead? [07:40] keep [07:41] keep (and change to "you can kill"?) [07:41] ... can we hurt DS next week for that quit message? [07:41] cut [07:41] neutral [07:41] keep [07:41] yup [07:41] (preferably Wizzard's version) [07:41] definitely :-) [07:41] emma -- we do. after million / milliarde / billion / ... [07:41] Keep [07:41] ("narf! cute! please!"?) [07:41] (With Guido's alteration) [07:42] The Finns put spaces every three digits worth of numbers :0P [07:42] And there's no need to get snippy and italicised with me :0P I know how to count [07:42] 3TWIN is kept [07:42] 6There's this active VOLCANO in Hawaii... [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:42] cut [07:44] Cut [07:44] Because my vote will really make a difference ;0) [07:44] * mysteryguest is now known as Merlinthehappypig [07:44] 4VOLCANO is cut [07:44] * CptThomas has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [07:44] 6Getting eaten in the city ZOO? [07:44] * ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [07:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +q ThunderDragon [07:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +o ThunderDragon [07:44] cut [07:44] Cut [07:44] cut [07:45] thunder: just finishing the Pits contest, on the last punchlien now [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] 4ZOO is closed [07:45] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Dhraakellian [07:45] 6moving onto vote4 stage: 4 punchlines... [07:45] Are you sure it has to be FAKE? [07:45] How do you feel about TAR pits? [07:45] TEMPTED to make it real! [07:45] Do you have an evil TWIN we can kill instead? [07:45] 6okay, vote4... [07:45] vote4 twin (with alteration) [07:45] John, will ou truncated twin? [07:46] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [07:46] damn, ping timeout [07:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v johncook [07:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v CptThomas [07:46] >.> [07:46] <.< [07:46] vote4 Guido's twin [07:46] vote4 fake [07:46] i have no twin ;) [07:47] eh, what are the options ? [07:47] :O [07:47] truncate it how? [07:47] You're certainly unique... [07:47] vote4 Guido then :P [07:47] repeat of punchlines: [07:47] Are you sure it has to be FAKE? [07:47] How do you feel about TAR pits? [07:47] TEMPTED to make it real! [07:47] Do you have an evil TWIN we can kill instead? [07:47] vote4 tar [07:47] vote4 TEMPTED [07:47] John - Guido's suggestion of just "do you have an evil twin you can kill" [07:47] sure, why not? :-) [07:48] vote4 twin [07:48] But none really stands out above the others [07:48] voteAgain4 twin [07:49] final tally: TWIN 2 FAKE 1 TAR 1 TEMPTED 1 [07:49] i see 3 for twin [07:49] Too close to call, will have to go to the Sevqueen for this one [07:49] Yes, Ben voted twin [07:49] final tally: TWIN 3 FAKE 1 TAR 1 TEMPTED 1 [07:49] and that makes 50%. clear majority [07:50] * Dhraakellian could vote4 tempted just to be perverse [07:50] hmm, is that definitive enough?... 6TWIN WINS [07:50] tempting, eh dhraak? ;) [07:50] Dhraak, you haven't voted? [07:51] voted4 fake [07:52] 6moving onto final LOTR cartoon (which was culled so reload the finalist page) [07:52] 6ANOTHER one bites the dust! And another one gone, and another one gone... [07:52] cut [07:52] keep [07:52] keep [07:52] Cut [07:53] keep [07:53] cut [07:53] keep [07:54] 3ANOTHER is kept [07:54] 6"Always look on the BRIGHT side of life"! [07:54] keep [07:54] cut [07:54] keep [07:55]