Session Start: Sat Oct 14 07:02:41 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:05] 6starting judging session... [07:06] 6First comp - Sevmen - Wolverine's superhero name [07:06] 6I'll be The AMAZING Cutlery-man! [07:06] keep [07:06] cut [07:06] cut [07:06] keep [07:06] Cut [07:07] 4AMAZING is cut [07:07] 6Has "BLADE" been taken yet? [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] keep [07:07] Cut [07:07] cut [07:07] 4BLADE is cut [07:07] 6Just call me CLAWENATOR! [07:07] cut [07:07] cut [07:07] Cut [07:08] cut [07:08] 4CLAWENATOR is cut (don't need to pun when I cut punchlines with this cartoon) [07:08] 6Ho, ho, ho, how about Santa CLAWS? [07:08] cut [07:08] cut [07:08] neutral [07:08] Cut [07:08] 4CLAWS is cut [07:08] 6I could name myself after some small, yet ferocious animal. How about "the FERRET"? [07:08] cut [07:08] sorry Nemi, moving quick this week [07:08] keep [07:08] cut [07:09] cut [07:09] Cut [07:09] *funnily* enough, clawenator is an apt, albeit lame nickname [07:09] 4FERRET is cut [07:09] 6You gotta love "Sir FIGHTALOT". [07:09] (Why "the" ferret?) [07:09] cut [07:09] Cut [07:09] cut [07:09] who knows? [07:09] cut [07:09] 4FIGHTALOT is cut [07:09] I can't decide...ITCHY...Or Scratchy? [07:09] 6I can't decide...ITCHY...Or Scratchy? [07:09] keep [07:09] ut [07:09] cut [07:09] Cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] 4ITCHY is scratched [07:10] 6Can i NAME my blades too? [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] cut [07:10] 4NAME is cut [07:10] 6RUNS with Sissors [07:10] cut [07:10] Keep [07:11] cut [07:11] gotta be quick - 3 cuts or keeps and the vote is decided [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:11] keep [07:11] 4RUNS is cut [07:11] 6How about SHARPY McPointeykins? [07:11] cut [07:11] Cut [07:11] keep [07:11] cut [07:11] 4SHARPY is cut [07:11] 6SLASH Gordon! [07:11] cut [07:11] cut [07:12] Cut [07:12] cut [07:12] 4SLASH is cut [07:12] 6They call me... "the Garden WEASEL"! [07:12] cut [07:12] neutral [07:12] cut [07:12] cut [07:12] Cut [07:12] 4WEASEL is cut [07:12] 6okay, all punchlines cut - will probably choose more finalists and go to web voting [07:12] 6MOVING ONTO MOON LANDING TWIST [07:13] 6One small step for an AMERICAN. One giant kick in the rear to the Russians. [07:13] haha [07:13] Sorry, am I going too fast? [07:13] keep [07:13] cut [07:13] * Wizzard ignores this competition out of principle [07:13] no, just the "all lines were cut".... [07:13] cut [07:13] Cut [07:13] so we only have 4 judges for this one? [07:13] i thought you were laughing about the "choose more finalists" part [07:13] I presume that the Treebeard competition is still waiting on its winner because you're waiting to draw the rest of the toon? [07:14] ah, forgot about Treebeard. No, it's drawn, just have to choose the winner. [07:14] well, if we only have 4 judges for the Twist, I will skip it and go straight to the Sevtrix cartoon [07:14] Presumably you choose by seeing which has the most votes? ;0) [07:14] (Or is it close...) [07:14] I think you got it [07:14] haven't checked in a week or so [07:14] it was neck and neck for a while [07:14] Ah [07:15] As for the Twist... you can cut all lines as far as I'm concerned [07:15] 6moving onto Sevtrix cartoon [07:15] 6I had to ACCUMULATE enough hot air first! [07:15] cut [07:15] I like a few of the Twist ones [07:15] cut [07:15] keep [07:15] Cut [07:15] I think they're all pretty bad [07:15] keep [07:16] 4ACCUMULATE is cut [07:16] 6I wanted to have a huge AUDIENCE first. [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] keep [07:16] Cut [07:16] cut [07:16] 4AUDIENCE is cut [07:16] 6Not anytime. Only after the BEANS kicked in. [07:16] keep [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] * Nemi hangs head [07:16] 4BEANS are cut [07:16] 6for me, this was like a BONUS level. [07:16] cut [07:16] cut [07:16] Nemi, don't you hate it when you're the sole keeper [07:16] happens to me a lot [07:17] keep [07:17] I meant because I'm bad for keeping it =P [07:17] cut [07:17] Cut [07:17] low brow humour [07:17] meh, low brow humour gets too much bad press [07:17] 4BONUS is cut [07:17] 6Why float like a BUTTERFLY when I can sting like a bee? [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] cut [07:17] normally I hate it, though [07:17] 4BUTTERFLY is cut [07:17] 6It's hard to enter a CHEATCODE when 100 people are fighting you. [07:18] cut [07:18] cut [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] Cut [07:18] 4CHEATCODE is cut [07:18] 6You know how long pre-flight CHECKS take now? [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] keep [07:18] cut [07:18] Keep [07:18] 3CHECKS is kept [07:18] 6Actually I'm being CLICKED-and-dragged! [07:19] tip: try to avoid having to change your fplane in heathrow [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] 4CLICKED is cut [07:19] 6It's no fun being COOL when there's only one of you to watch me do it! [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:19] keep [07:19] Cute [07:19] Cut even [07:19] 4COOL is cut [07:19] 6What?!? and lose all those EXPERIENCE points! [07:19] cut [07:19] cut [07:20] Further to Guido's point, avoid Heathrow at all if you can :0P [07:20] lol [07:20] Keep [07:20] cut [07:20] Although I'd cut the "what" [07:20] 4EXPERIENCE is cut [07:20] 6HACKING code in real-time is harder than it looks! [07:20] cut [07:20] keep [07:20] cut [07:20] Cut [07:20] why are there so many? *whine* [07:21] 4HACKING is cut [07:21] 6Can't a dude have HOBBY?! [07:21] Nemi - I find ice cream fuels me through :P [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] I didn't have time to cull as much as usual [07:21] grr :P [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] you guys are doing great, nearly there! [07:21] *noise* [07:21] 4I had to accumulate enough LEVEL-points! [07:21] cut [07:21] erm [07:21] :D [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] Cut [07:21] 4LEVEL is cut [07:21] 6I had to wait for someone to load my "LUGGAGE" program! [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:21] cut [07:22] Luggage is lost? :P [07:22] cut [07:22] 4LUGGAGE is lost :-) [07:22] 6I wanted to see how MANY of you would show up! [07:22] cut [07:22] keep [07:22] because you're so predictable 0:) [07:22] cut [07:22] Cut [07:22] (if you want to speed up, skip the next one since it's identical) [07:22] cut [07:22] indeed [07:22] 4MANY is cut [07:22] 6Had to wait for them to call my flight NUMBER, dudes! [07:23] cut [07:23] keep [07:23] cut [07:23] NEutral [07:23] keep if the dudes can be removed, else cut [07:24] 4number is cut [07:24] 6Takes a while to get a flight PLAN approved, dude! [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] Dudes not being removed then [07:24] 4PLAN is cut [07:24] Cut [07:24] 6I'm not flying. I was just PUNCHED really hard. [07:24] cut [07:24] keep [07:25] (additional cut for being a line starting or ending with "dude") [07:25] neutral [07:25] Neutral [07:25] well, I could remove it but then I didn't really like that punchline that much anyway - it was a borderline cut/keep from me [07:25] as much as I'd like this to have been the case.... [07:25] cut [07:25] 4PUNCHED is cut [07:25] 6Do you know how long it takes to RENDER flying?! [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] 4RENDER is cut [07:25] 6You had to knock some SENSE into me! [07:25] keep [07:25] neutral [07:25] Cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] I really miss the days we had 15 judges instead of 5.... [07:26] Nemi: amen! [07:26] Yeah [07:27] 4SENSE is cut [07:27] 6I was waiting for the flying SUBROUTINE to get patched. [07:27] thirded [07:27] cut [07:27] that was so much fun [07:27] cut [07:27] I don't think I can make it in two weeks [07:27] cut [07:27] Cut [07:27] that and the times where most of the lines were kept [07:27] still tossing up whether to go permanently web based or not [07:27] 4SUBROUTINE is cut [07:27] 6I was waiting for the flying SUBROUTINE to get patched. [07:27] cut [07:28] no.... [07:28] whoa, deja vu [07:28] heh [07:28] a glitch! [07:28] ruuuun! [07:28] we're in the matrix.... groovy [07:28] * Wizzard is now known as AgentWizzard [07:28] Boo! [07:28] :o [07:29] WAH! [07:29] I'll never talk! [07:29] oops, sorry! [07:29] you know what I mean [07:29] aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [07:29] well, winner by default is 6You know how long pre-flight CHECKS take now? [07:29] * miguel is now known as AgentWizzard_ [07:29] Boo. [07:29] * EofS is now known as _AgentWizzard [07:29] .... [07:29] <_AgentWizzard> Boo? [07:29] and that concludes one of our shortest ever judging sessions [07:29] * Nemi is now known as _AgentWizzard_ [07:30] would've been shorter if I'd culled Sevtrix more thoroughly too [07:30] <_AgentWizzard_> boo [07:30] <_AgentWizzard> Pssht. One of me ran more comps in less time ;0) [07:30] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [07:30] <_AgentWizzard_> hehehe [07:30] john: amateur! achieve this with 6 comps and all of them having a final round! :P [07:30] <_AgentWizzard> Now this is going to be confusing... [07:30] <_AgentWizzard_> a victim! [07:30] Guido, you must've been rocking through, how would the judges have had time to vote? [07:30] <_AgentWizzard> Hi Thomas [07:30] heya [07:31] <_AgentWizzard_> very often we didn't [07:31] * JC is now known as Agent_Wizzard [07:31] <_AgentWizzard_> he just waited for a majority [07:31] <_AgentWizzard> (n/2)+1 always had time to vote [07:31] Very sensible [07:31] they had. at least enough to get a majority [07:31] where we at ? [07:32] <_AgentWizzard_> he was like a computer that automatically switched over to the next comp when he *sensed* enough votes [07:32] You're late, Thomas [07:32] well, I better go help Wendy get ready for this party. We have a clown called "Mr SmartyPants" coming out later today, plus a lot of games Wendy organised many of which seem to involve a dozen 7 year olds throwing water balloons at me [07:32] <_AgentWizzard> We technically have enough judges for Twist now... [07:32] we done ?? [07:32] *does the hand-sticky-into-you thing* [07:32] <_AgentWizzard_> tell Gaby Happy Birthday! [07:32] <_AgentWizzard> Can I join in John? [07:32] happy bday gaby [07:32] Yes, Happy Birthday Gaby! [07:32] <_AgentWizzard> I have awful aim. Honest ;0) [07:32] oh, and i had irc scripts for my client which allowed me to enter the lines very fast [07:32] whadya mean we're done ? [07:32] (plus there was majel) [07:32] <_AgentWizzard_> it's over [07:33] <_AgentWizzard> Pssht, it's note ven her birthday :0P [07:33] <_AgentWizzard_> it started half an hour ago :P [07:33] i'm only 30 mins late ? [07:33] <_AgentWizzard_> we were teutonic and efficient today [07:33] Ja [07:33] hot damn [07:33] Gaby says "thank you for saying all those happy birthday things to me. That's very kind of you all" [07:33] who won ? [07:33] <_AgentWizzard> Nein! [07:33] but she can't stay, she's too busy running around doing decorations [07:33] <_AgentWizzard> Ich bin Cutterin! [07:33] ask if we can have some of the cake ? [07:33] none, skipped and checks [07:34] cu all, wish me luck today :-) [07:34] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Oct 14 07:34:16 2006