Session Start: Sat Nov 11 08:02:15 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:09] 6STARTING JUDGING SESSION [08:09] *Kicks Guido in the a...* [08:09] 6kicking things off with Battlestar Galactica Fembot toon... [08:09] 6Only that it insists on having the FINAL word in every conversation [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] keep [08:10] Cut [08:10] Better ones are there [08:10] mm hairy pussy on my desk [08:10] purring, too [08:10] 4FINAL is eliminated [08:10] 6It sometimes enters an infinite LOOP while dressing itself. [08:10] keep [08:10] keep [08:10] cut [08:10] Cut [08:10] keep [08:11] 3LOOP rolls on [08:11] i have cat fur in my nose [08:11] 6Yes. MAINTENANCE is exceedingly expensive. [08:11] keep [08:11] cut [08:11] keep [08:11] Cut [08:11] Clearly I am not a Cylon [08:12] or a revised version [08:12] 3MAINTENANCE is kept, failing a vote from miguel [08:12] 6It doesn't come with a MANUAL. [08:12] keep [08:12] cut [08:12] if all is well, cylons are not aware of earth's location [08:12] the thirteenth tribe remains lost so far [08:12] Cut [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] 4MANUAL is useless [08:13] 6I can't find the OFF switch. [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] Cut [08:14] 4OFF is... well, off [08:14] 6It wants to REPROGRAM us constantly. [08:14] keep [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] aw, I like this one [08:14] Keep [08:14] keep [08:14] So do I *evil grin* [08:14] "eofs: now do my bidding" ? [08:15] 3REPROGRAM is kept [08:15] 6No, but apparently *we* have SEVERAL it would like to point out. [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] so has anybody lost 9000 neurons today? [08:15] Keep [08:15] keep [08:15] I can't help but feel these lines are disadvantaged by the lack of girls ;0) [08:15] keep [08:15] miguel and i do a fair imitation [08:16] 3SEVERAL is kept [08:16] 6In SHOPPING mode, it wastes too many resources. [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] Neutra [08:16] l [08:16] jeep [08:16] cut [08:16] 4SHOPPING is cut [08:16] 6No off switch for the VOICE module. [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] Nuuuuuu [08:17] Cut [08:17] cut [08:17] cut [08:17] tomorrow i can sleep in [08:17] i have to be somewhere at 9 in the morning. woot. [08:18] 4VOICE is lost [08:18] 6A WEAKNESS for anything on sale. [08:18] Lucky [08:18] cut [08:18] Tomorrow I go to the fair, yay :0D [08:18] Cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] tomorrow I have to spend with the in-laws woohoo [08:19] (hmm, better delete that from the transcript afterwards or it could be used against me) [08:19] oh come on, they're not that bad [08:19] 4WEAKNESS is cut [08:19] 6Yes,it's worried it will be replaced by a YOUNGER or newer model. [08:19] Johan, have you not read Pits? [08:19] keep [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] nah i haven't [08:19] i'm too lazy to do t hat [08:19] cut [08:20] Guido is tall and he is old and he smells and he has hair [08:20] hey! [08:20] 4YOUNGER is cut [08:20] perhaps he needs to be replaced by a younger and newer model [08:20] What!? [08:20] I meant to keep that line. Oops [08:20] 6moving onto vote4 stage - 4 punchliens to choose from: [08:20] It sometimes enters an infinite LOOP while dressing itself. [08:20] Yes. MAINTENANCE is exceedingly expensive. [08:20] It wants to REPROGRAM us constantly. [08:20] No, but apparently *we* have SEVERAL it would like to point out. [08:20] wouldn't have helped [08:20] 6okay, vote4... [08:21] I know [08:21] vote4 reprogram [08:21] vote4 several [08:21] vot4e sev eral [08:21] vote4 several [08:21] Most amusing joke about a female stereotype ;0) [08:21] vote4 several [08:21] i wonder if my cats worry about that too [08:21] 6final tally: several 4 reprogram 1 [08:22] 6SEVERAL wins! [08:22] then again, i kinda know they only worry about food and something to play with [08:22] anyone want to run the 2nd round? [08:22] Wow, Meccano difference machine. That would be cool [08:22] can we have a 3 minute break whilst I change DVDs for E? [08:22] miguel - sure [08:22] sounds good.. [08:22] Yays [08:23] i can just go to the store and do some shopping [08:23] in 3 minutes [08:23] *Shifty eyes* [08:23] i'd have to break the soundbarrier though [08:23] but after 10 glasses of coca cola, anything's possible [08:25] http://emma.sevspace.com/alip2/play/dalad/dscn3534.jpg - Johan's cupboard [08:25] well yeah, that's where i keep the empty plastic bottles [08:26] the cardboard packages are different, though [08:26] miguel, you good to go? [08:26] maybe with some ketchup [08:27] Obviously our nefarious activities are taking him a little while [08:28] i think he got his hand stuck in the dvd drive's drawer [08:28] Ok, I'm good to go now, sorry [08:28] yummy [08:29] needed to beat my housemate's computer into a pile of silicon submission [08:29] 6Judging Terrible Twos - leaving Funpark [08:29] 6The park doesn't CLOSE for another 6 minutes! [08:29] keep [08:29] cut [08:29] miguel; use gloves [08:29] keep [08:29] Cut [08:29] - experience [08:30] keep [08:30] I was really disappointed to read the finalists after the ones mentioned in the news [08:30] * Johan changes topic to 'It bugs me to see the topic wasn't changed' [08:31] 3CLOSE is open still [08:31] 6How can too much FUN, hurt so bad? [08:31] cut [08:31] cut [08:31] Cut [08:31] cut [08:31] Emma: I like some of the Shakespeare references but they don't really fit the cartoon's tone [08:31] This line is irritating me, because I can't quite place the original line [08:32] Oh! I told someone the Shakespearegate story last night and showed her the toon [08:32] are you thinking john cougar melloncamp? [08:32] She was absolutely horrified [08:32] I don't know. Who is he? [08:32] emma: but did you explain it all before or after showing the cartoon [08:32] hasn't he dropped one of his last names again? [08:32] 4fun IS CUT [08:32] you make it sound like he is just clumsy [08:32] 6Fourteen HOURS just isn't enough time . . . [08:33] cut [08:33] cut [08:33] Before - not being paid, I didn't think I could show her the toon ;0) [08:33] Cut [08:33] wiz: who is he now? John Cougar? Or John Melloncamp? [08:33] cut [08:33] dunno [08:33] keep [08:33] 4HOURS is cut [08:33] 6Mommy LISTENS when I say, No. [08:33] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] Who was he anyway? [08:34] cut [08:34] Cut [08:34] John Cougar sang a song 'Hurt so good' [08:34] (No, I can't be arsed to wiki him ;0) [08:34] Ah [08:34] I probably wasn't born [08:34] you were created! [08:34] magically [08:34] don't make me feel old - he's not that far back [08:34] keep [08:34] 4LISTENS is cut [08:34] 6Why can't we LIVE here?! [08:35] um. [08:35] cut [08:35] But you are :0P [08:35] there is smoke coming out of a pc next to me. [08:35] brb [08:35] emma: you're right ;) [08:35] cut [08:36] cut [08:36] You were though, I presume [08:36] johan: another spider? [08:36] Music was invented in your teen years wasn't it? [08:36] :P [08:36] and he goes by mellencamp now [08:37] 4LIVE is cut [08:37] 6I'm LOSING my touch, and I'm not even 3 yet! [08:37] cut [08:37] Cut [08:37] cut [08:37] cut [08:38] 4LOSING is cut [08:38] 6I wonder if this would be a good time to ask for a PUPPY? [08:38] keep [08:38] keep [08:38] Keep [08:38] keep [08:39] 4PUPPY is put down [08:39] oops [08:39] 3PUPPY is revived [08:39] 6You mean it's not a SLEEPOVER [08:39] poor puppy [08:39] Eep! [08:39] cut [08:39] Cut [08:39] Clear!... zap... Clear!... zap... yelp, bark, puppy is alive again! [08:39] cut [08:39] cut [08:40] eh [08:40] cut [08:41] 4SLEEPOVER is cut [08:41] doesn't look like a spider assassin this time [08:41] 6But I was just STARTING to like it.... [08:41] cut [08:41] keep [08:41] cut [08:42] Cut [08:42] 4STARTING is finished [08:42] 6Someday I might need THERAPY beause of this. [08:42] keep [08:42] Cut [08:42] cut [08:43] cuty [08:43] cut [08:43] 4THERAPY is cut [08:43] 6Really, I'm not as TIRED as I look. [08:43] cut [08:43] really, john? [08:43] cut [08:43] Cut [08:43] cut [08:43] johan: actually, I am as tired as I look which is a scary thought as I don't look too choice at the moment [08:44] 4TIRED is cut [08:44] thank god irc doesn't do webcams [08:44] 6I think I'm being UNSPOILED.. [08:44] keep [08:44] Johan: my parents are IRC nuts and have a webcam - they even bought me one but I don't use it [08:44] cut [08:44] My dad is so into it, he even has a little mike/headphone thing he wears so he can talk on IRC [08:45] cut [08:45] Awesome [08:45] Cut [08:45] how old is your dad? [08:45] 60 and counting [08:45] yes i would imagine so [08:45] otherwise he'd be either dead or very stubborn [08:46] 4UNSPOILED is cut [08:46] 6This is the best and WORST day of my life. [08:46] congratulations with your 61st birthday! "I'M 60!!" [08:46] keep [08:46] cut [08:46] Cut [08:46] but at that age, it's pretty odd to see people doing that sort of stuff online [08:46] yeah, he's funny that way [08:47] my dad can download illegal games and install them [08:47] keep [08:48] 3WORST is kept for now [08:48] oh and he can e-mail [08:48] 7But I have yet to WRECK something... [08:48] keep [08:48] keep [08:48] Haha, my irc flashes when you say e-mail :0D [08:48] cut [08:48] e-mail [08:48] Neutral [08:48] eofsmail [08:48] my dad keeps nagging me to download the latest version of Messenger so he can send me all the new animated emoticons [08:49] and all the latest spyware? [08:49] Animated smilies are evil :0( [08:49] Johan: does it? Well, I uninstalled Messenger anyway so at least that's one security hole I *don't* have [08:49] you should tell him your computer doesn't support smileys. he might give you a new computer for free :-P [08:49] 3WRECK is kept for now [08:50] Johan: actually, he keeps asking me if we can buy him a computer [08:50] JC: nah messenger itself isn't really the problem, it's the extra functionality you can download for free from the net that buggers it up, and the extra tools it installs by default that muck things up [08:50] 6MOVING onto vote4 stage, 4 punchlines... [08:50] The park doesn't CLOSE for another 6 minutes! [08:50] I wonder if this would be a good time to ask for a PUPPY? [08:50] But I have yet to WRECK something... [08:50] This is the best and WORST day of my life. [08:50] 6vote4.. [08:51] vote4 puppy [08:51] vote4 puppy [08:51] vote4 puppy [08:51] vote4 puppy [08:51] we're all as loyal as a puppy [08:52] ... [08:52] is puppy getting sympathy votes after I accidentally killed it? [08:52] 6puppy wins! [08:53] It got kept pretty strongly [08:53] 6last contest - sev wars... [08:53] you'll have the PETA on your ass for this, you evil animal abuser [08:53] 6Where else-- a second-hand DEALER! [08:53] johan - nah, the puppy had it coming [08:53] keep [08:53] Keep [08:53] SO corny [08:53] keep [08:53] so again, it is true; to survive, suck up to humans, or be better than humans [08:53] SO obvious [08:53] But no worse for it [08:53] keep [08:54] i sense a deep pain in one of john's past lives, something to do with young dogs. [08:54] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [08:54] .. [08:54] or i sensed him coming online [08:54] Hullo Thomas [08:54] whoopsie; not way too late i hope ? [08:54] either way, i sensed something [08:54] thomas: we're judging Sev Wars [08:55] who won the other and what's the current line ? [08:55] 3DEALER is kept [08:55] 6DIGITAL remastering. [08:55] keep [08:55] cut [08:55] SEVERAL won the BSG toon [08:55] keep [08:55] PUPPY won the Terrible Twos toon [08:55] wruf [08:55] cool, several" was my favorite [08:55] cut [08:56] ah, puppy, the RL tie-in :-) [08:56] still, not enough shakespeares in the finalists methinks [08:56] keep [08:56] I think the puppy line is good because it leads well into the promised next storyline iirc [08:57] aah, the cpt jack guy is in "wossy's" show [08:57] Yes [08:57] 3DIGITAL is better quality [08:57] e is yet to vote [08:57] 6I used the ol' four-finger DISCOUNT. [08:57] cut [08:57] Cut [08:57] cut [08:57] cut [08:58] cut [08:58] Thomas - from the cake comments, I think he's the man in the relationship ;0) [08:58] 4DISCOUNT is slashed [08:58] 6You shouldn't have killed the DOCTOR mid-operation. [08:58] keep [08:58] Cut [08:58] :-) [08:58] cut [08:58] keep [08:58] keep [08:58] i got a toolbox filled with bottles of beer [08:59] 3DOCTOR is kept [08:59] 6The prosthesis FAERY knows who's been naughty and who's been nice! [08:59] cut [08:59] cut [08:59] cut [08:59] Cut [08:59] cut [09:00] embarassing reel coming up :-) [09:00] I knoooow [09:00] It's great [09:00] rofl [09:00] I don't care for his character much, but he's quite entertaining as a chat show guest [09:01] 4FAERY is cut [09:01] 6I FOUND it on e-bay. [09:01] cut [09:01] keep [09:01] I think I might need to see that film now [09:01] Cut [09:01] the character worked better when he was opposite a calmer wiseguy like the doc [09:01] cut [09:01] keep [09:01] cut [09:01] 4FOUND is lost [09:02] 6Talk to the HAND, dad! [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] cut [09:02] It does help of course that he was in the two most fantastic (and terrifying) episodes of course [09:02]