Session Start: Sat Dec 02 08:00:25 2006 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:11] 6starting judging session with sev trek toon [08:11] every minute after this one is 'the next minutes'. [08:12] 6Ahhh, ARTERIAL red. How appropriate. [08:12] keep [08:12] kiip [08:12] keep [08:12] keep [08:12] Neutral [08:12] 3ARTERIAL is flowing [08:12] 6Well, this explains the miniskirts in CARGOBAY two! [08:13] John - you could work more efficiently if you didn't look up for every delivery ;0) [08:13] :-) [08:13] cut [08:13] Cut [08:13] cut [08:13] Sorry but England are actually being competitive - I can't look away! [08:13] Just listen to the commentary and look up when they sound excited [08:13] 4CARGOBAY is empty [08:13] 6Well, I hope our enemies are COLORBLIND. [08:13] OH LOOK AT HIM GO!! HE'S GRABBING THE BAT! WOOOOT!! [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:14] Nah, I need to watch every ball, capture every nuance of the game [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] for five days? [08:14] wiz: yep, 6 hours a day for 5 consecutive days [08:14] Well, last one didn't even make it to 4.5 actually ;0) [08:14] gotta love Test cricket [08:14] Cut [08:15] 4COLORBLIND is cut [08:15] 6Alright, what'd I EVER do to you guys? [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] Cut [08:15] *Tries to say what'd* [08:15] 4EVER is never [08:15] 6You FORGOT the bullseye. [08:15] cut [08:15] Hmm, can just about manage it [08:15] Ii - turns out, you can use Gamecube "standard" controllers on the Wii too [08:16] keep [08:16] It was the "do" not "done" that threw mii [08:16] Kiip [08:16] kiip [08:16] jeep [08:16] And that's a reliif Ben [08:16] 3FORGOT is remembered [08:16] 6The FUTURE sure looks bright. [08:16] keep [08:16] keep [08:16] Cut [08:17] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] 4FUTURE is bleak [08:18] 6So why does it make me feel so INSECURE? [08:18] keep [08:18] o [08:18] cut [08:18] cut [08:18] Cut [08:18] cut [08:19] 4INSECURE is broken into [08:19] 6Beat the RUSH; shoot me now! [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] neutral [08:19] Cut [08:20] 4RUSH has slowed [08:20] 6*Whose* SECURITY, exactly? [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] 4SECURITY is cut [08:20] 6I told you not to wash it with your red SOCKS! [08:20] cut [08:20] keep [08:21] cu [08:21] no don't finish that, let me finish it [08:21] t [08:21] cut [08:21] 4SOCKS have holes in them [08:21] 6At least you won't see the blood STAINS. [08:21] cut [08:22] keep [08:22] Neutral [08:22] cut [08:22] keep [08:22] funny. [08:22] that makes a tie [08:23] tii, sorry. [08:23] 3STAINS just won't come out [08:23] 6If you don't like us, just TELL us. [08:23] keep [08:23] keep [08:24] keep [08:24] keep [08:24] kiip* [08:24] 3TELL is kept [08:24] bugger [08:24] 6On a completely unrelated topic, can I TRANSFER to Command? [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:24] cut [08:25] 4TRANSFER was refused [08:25] (niid window focus to follow eyes, damnit) [08:25] 6You forgot to WASH the blood out. [08:25] Kiip [08:25] Uh, that was meant for the last, but nevermind [08:25] cut [08:25] keep [08:26] hm i just installed my mind-to-text machine. hm that light is blue. oh this is cool music. my nose itches. arr. aww cute samantha what? oh [08:26] keep [08:26] cut [08:26] * pussypetter is unable to get any text out of my mind-to-text machine [08:26] Error 404: mind not found [08:26] 3WASH is kept [08:26] 6Red, good choice. Now the aliens will know who to ZAP first. [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] i just realised [08:27] cut [08:27] my new will cause sex searches to show sev.com.au when these logs get indexed [08:27] Cut [08:27] my new NICKNAME * [08:28] 4 ZAP was kerpowed [08:28] 6MOVING ONTO VOTE4 STAGE. 4 punchlines to vote4: [08:28] Ahhh, ARTERIAL red. How appropriate. [08:28] You FORGOT the bullseye. [08:28] At least you won't see the blood STAINS. [08:28] You forgot to WASH the blood out. [08:28] 6okay vote4... [08:28] VOTE4 stains [08:29] vote4 arterial [08:29] vote4 forgot [08:29] vote4 forgot [08:29] Someone convince me? [08:29] Nothing sticks out particularly [08:29] I could easily swing between forgot and stains [08:30] vote4 forgot [08:30] hm [08:30] change2 forgot to make things very easy [08:30] moodswings? [08:30] I could vote arterial to make things harder now ;0) [08:30] that's okay john [08:30] you can make it easier later [08:30] ;) [08:30] final tally forgot 4 [08:30] 6forgot WINS! [08:31] cool. [08:31] * pussypetter is now known as Johan [08:31] 6moving onto Terrible Twos contest [08:31] 6Do fish BARK and do tricks? [08:31] cut [08:32] cut [08:32] cut [08:32] Good line [08:32] But would need a complete redraw [08:32] Or, would the way I read it [08:32] nah, too much work [08:32] Neutral [08:33] cut [08:33] 4BARK is stripped [08:33] 6We can take BATHS together. [08:34] keep [08:34] Gaby actually suggested this once [08:34] I think she was serious [08:34] cut [08:34] Cut [08:34] Funny, but not for the comic [08:34] cut [08:34] Did Gaby enter that line then? [08:35] aww, I thought it was good (no, she didn't enter it) [08:35] 4BATHS is cut (grumble) [08:35] 6Oh BOY! What's a fish? [08:35] cut [08:35] It is, just... funnier as a real story then a comic [08:35] Again, it doesn't fit her expression at all [08:35] Cut [08:35] cut [08:35] cut [08:36] 4BOY is neutered (ouch) [08:36] 6I could use it to CATch a CAT! [08:36] cut [08:36] cut [08:37] Keep [08:37] Doesn't Gaby already have a cat? And, for that matter, a dogh [08:37] Continuity John ;0) [08:38] well, yes, I guess in the cartoon she does :-( [08:38] not IRL though [08:38] That's what I meant [08:38] 4CAT is spayed (ouch again) [08:38] 6I want something I can hold, like a CUDDLE-fish! [08:38] cut [08:38] Yays! Elijah Wood [08:38] cut [08:38] Cut [08:38] keep [08:38] cut [08:38] elijah wood is a cuddle-fish? [08:38] No [08:38] He's on TV ;0) [08:39] And Dylan Moran, oooh [08:39] I miss Thomas when he's not here [08:39] No-one to watch TV with me [08:40] 4CUDDLE is cut [08:40] 6I want the FIGHTING ones! [08:40] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] cut [08:40] Cut [08:41] John, can't you make them do the rest of the tests in your timezone? [08:41] Starting at midnight was friendlier [08:41] and easier for the ghosts among us [08:41] Emma: I'll have a word with Cricket Australia [08:42] Cheers me dears [08:42] 4FIGHTING is over [08:42] 6Yes, and the FIRST thing I'll do is take him for a walk.. [08:42] I was really confused when it didn't start on time last night [08:42] cut [08:42] cut [08:42] Then I remembered the timezone [08:42] Cut [08:42] Adelaide are 30 minutes behind [08:42] weird time difference [08:42] then the next test in perth is 3 hours behind [08:42] cut [08:42] that'll kill you guys in the UK [08:43] Nooooo [08:43] I'll not hear any of it then [08:43] 4FIRST is last [08:43] 6GREAT! I can teach him how to swim! [08:43] keep [08:43] keep [08:43] And if they keep up their current habits, the highlights won't even be on until 0230! [08:43] keep [08:44] (I think it's really annoying the way we don't even get highlights until after 11pm) [08:44] 3GREAT is kept [08:44] Cut [08:44] 6And a HORSIE! [08:44] What time is the game actually on there? [08:44] cut [08:45] Starts at 0030 now [08:45] First test started at midnight [08:45] cut [08:45] Keep [08:45] She should get a seahorse as her pet [08:45] unlucky - last year they started at 7.30pm for us :-) [08:45] Shoudl appeal [08:45] nice evening viewing [08:45] The time difference is friendlier in your direction than ours [08:45] But then, you can't watch them here anyway :0P [08:46] By the way, did I spot right? You say "3 for 64" right? [08:46] yes [08:46] we do it backwards compared to the rest of the world [08:47] Is that because you're upside down? [08:47] that's why we're called down under [08:47] 4HORSIE is cut [08:47] 6It will be tough to put doll clothes on, but OK! [08:48] How many of these punchlines are good but are completely wrong for the toon [08:48] Neutral [08:48] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] cut [08:49] (Or is the toon wrong for the punchlines ;0) [08:49] 4OK is not so [08:49] 6And fish need a swimming POOL! [08:49] cut [08:49] keep [08:49] cut [08:49] * IiofS tosses out punchlines that were never there [08:49] Keep [08:51] 3POOL is kept for now [08:51] 6And a STARFISH, and a crab, and an anemone..... [08:51] cut [08:51] Keep [08:51] Nemo <3 [08:52] cut [08:52] cut [08:52] Niimo I suppose ;0) [08:52] that's 1 all, Ii [08:52] 4STARFISH is cut [08:52] 6I want one THIS big! [08:52] cut [08:53] (that you caught, I see you gave up a while back :P) [08:53] cut [08:53] I am FAR too tired to do it [08:53] cut [08:53] *Absolutely shattered* [08:54] 4THIS is cut [08:54] What is? [08:55] 6vote4 stage... [08:55] GREAT! I can teach him how to swim! [08:55] And fish need a swimming POOL! [08:55] 6ok, vote4 [08:55] vote4 great [08:55] vote4 pool [08:55] vote4 great [08:55] * CptThomas_ has joined #sevtrek [08:55] hiya guys [08:56] Hi Thomas [08:56] Watching BBC1? [08:56] no, why ? [08:56] Elijah Wood on Woss [08:56] i'll have to catch the rerun of woss i fear, not home atm [08:57] Ah. That interview just ended though [08:58] any judging still to come ? [08:58] just waiting for JC to tally up the last comp [08:59] vote4 great [08:59] final tally GREAT 3 POOL 1 [08:59] A couple of weeks ago there were two on this day cartoons [08:59] Both about swearing [08:59] who won the others ? [08:59] and on that, I must be off before firefox goes boom (Something wrong with java on here) [08:59] night folks [08:59] and i'll go as well [08:59] * miiguel has quit IRC (Disintegrated: Wii) [08:59] night [08:59] Night Ben (wii) [09:00] Finishing just in time to not be here whilst I watch cricket highlights John? ;0) [09:00] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Disintegrated: Perhaps) [09:01] hm [09:01] so why's JC still here? [09:01] Why shouldn't he be? [09:02] cricket doesn't start for 90 minutes [09:02] It's just here in England where we're only allowed to see about 20 minutes of cricket, late at night ;0) [09:02] uh oh, cricket [09:03] the sport 8 countries of the world care about, and 4 of them are british :-) [09:03] Look forward to January Thomas ;0) [09:05] what's in january ? [09:05] (this feels like a setup somehow) [09:05] Last test of the cricket [09:05] Last test is first weekend of the new year [09:08] well, I better go post the winners (plus last week's winners still yet to do) [09:08] thanx all for judging [09:08] * AdmiralMemo has joined #sevtrek [09:08] Hey there [09:08] hi memo, we've just finished [09:08] Crap [09:08] Figures [09:09] There were winners last week? :0P [09:09] I was here last week on time [09:09] Only because I got out of work early [09:09] hm [09:10] I assumed you were off for the holiday [09:10] I was. The holiday was Thursday. [09:10] Yes [09:10] I assumed you were off for both days ;0) [09:11] I had to work Friday, though. [09:11] Well, about half of people go to work and half are off the Friday after Thanksgiving. It depends on the company. [09:11] Anyone who works for the government is off. [09:12] figures. [09:12] And for Baltimore, the ratio of workers for the local, state, and federal governments is about 85% [09:12] bye jc [09:13] can't wait till i get my dvd of pus in boots ;) [09:13] Add in about 5% unemployment and you have very few people in Baltimore working on the Friday after Thanksgiving. [09:13] oh well [09:13] nice and quiet then [09:14] bye [09:15] You'd think so, but no. [09:15] We actually had people sending in jobs from home through the Net for delivery to their work on Monday. [09:16] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Dec 02 09:16:18 2006